#46 - 全新面貌 + 新员工加盟 + 新总裁上任

谁有时间呢？这是我的长篇广播，一分钟播客。

Who's got time? It's my long broadcast. It's the one minute podcast.

欢迎收听一分钟播客。在一分钟播客里，我们只用一分钟告诉你所有需要知道的事。信息量很大对吧？首先，我们回来了。

Welcome to the one minute podcast. On the one minute podcast, we tell you everything you need to know in just one minute. Lot to unpack. Right? First off, we're back.

我们之前很忙，你知道的，一分钟播客团队一直在旁观世界燃烧。有时候这样挺好。有时候静静看着火焰也不错，不参与讨论，翘起脚休息。脚太热了就放回沙子里，沙子太凉了再翘起来，等脚又发烫时——没错，再放下去。这就是WomanPod一直在做的事。

We were busy, you know, one minute podge, just been watching the world burn. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's good to just, you know, watch the fire, you know, not participate in the conversation, put the feet up, you know, feet get too hot, put them back down in the sand. When the sand gets too cold, put them back up, and when they get too hot again, yeah, you put them back down. That's what WomanPod's been doing.

我们只是坐在火堆旁，听着各种讨论，把脚翘起来又放下，再翘起来再放下。但变化可不少。对吧？新Logo。对吧？

We've just been sitting by the fire, listening to the conversation, putting our feet up and down, and then up and down again. But lots changed. Right? New logo. Right?

全新Logo，可能有人会说这是有史以来最棒的播客标志，甚至有人说是整个音频史上最棒的，太疯狂了。新演播厅设计。对吧？优雅创新的新布景，人们都说这可能是所有媒体中最具突破性的设计了。这一切我们真要感谢一个人。

Brand new logo, probably some are saying the best logo of any podcast ever, or somebody even said in the history of of all audio, which is crazy. New set design. Right? Elegant, innovative new set design that people are saying probably arguably the most innovative new set design of any media ever. And we really have one person to thank for this.

我们休整期间新招了位成员，他的表现远超预期。我们新聘了博迪，一只12周大的彭布罗克威尔士柯基犬。信不信由你，在加入一分钟播客前他几乎零播客经验。但他对我们来说简直是超级明星，工作起来不知疲倦。

We made a new hire during our absence that has really delivered for us more than we could have ever expected. We've made a new hire. His name is Bodie. Bodie is a twelve week old Pembroke Welsh Courtney who believe it or not, has had little to no podcast experience before joining the One Minute Podcast. But he has been an absolute rock star for us, an absolute workhorse.

我们甚至可能给他开档专属播客。走着瞧吧。可能会扩展一分钟播客的品牌版图——这里首次透露——做个博迪相关的节目。正在头脑风暴节目名，比如《骨头场》或《维亚康迪奥斯》之类的。

So we may even be setting him up with his own podcast. We'll see. We may be extending the one man pod umbrella, heard it here first, to to something with Bodhi. We are workshopping some names. I think it's something like the Boneyard or Viacom Dios.

但你要知道，当我们扩展单人播客的保护伞时，这不仅是财务上的庇护。我们还有创意，我们始终为你存在。我们会竭尽所能提供支持。不过波迪表现得很出色，所以期待他带来更多精彩吧。

But, you know, when we extend the one man pod umbrella, it's not just the financial umbrella. We're also, you know, we're there creative. We're we're there for you. We're we're we're there for support in every way we can. But Bodhi's done great, so expect more great things for from him.

本周头条来了。就在今天，加文·纽瑟姆取消了加州的COVID居家令。我在推特上还看到爆料——真假自行判断——说他做出这个决定时，正在计划为二月份拜登的到访安排脱衣舞俱乐部之行。咱们拭目以待吧。

Headlines for this week. Right? Just today, Gavin Newsom cancels the COVID stay at home order for the state of California. I'm hearing reports also on Twitter, so take it for what it is, that he, he made the decision while planning a strip club outing, for Biden's visit in February. So we'll see.

我们要看看他做出这个改变是否出于善意，但无论如何加州今天算是赢了。现在播出的是单人播客第46期。自本播客回归以来，美国第46任总统乔·拜登已上任。推特上铺天盖地都是网友说他们第一次能自由呼吸，或是感觉到多年未动的肌肉开始活动了。

We'll see if it was in good, good faith that he made the change, but, you know, California got a win today. Forty sixth episode of the one man pod right now. Forty sixth president, Joe Biden, since the one since the one man pod has returned. A lot of tweets. A lot of tweets with people saying that they can breathe for the first time or that they feel muscles that haven't moved in years start to move.

我看到有人说前几天去散步，感觉像魔法一样。其实过去四年你本就可以做这些事。说实话这几天根本没什么实质变化。信不信由你，你早就能在亚马逊买泡沫滚轴了。要是去树林散步——虽然难以置信——但这四年里树木一直存在，还有可供观赏的鸟儿。

I saw people being like, went for a walk the other day, and it was magical. Could still do all those things past four years. Arguably nothing, nothing has changed in the past few days. So you could have still bought a foam roller from Amazon, believe it or not. And if you went for a walk in the woods, I know it's hard to believe, but there were trees for the past four years, you know, and birds that you could take a peek at.

天啊。总之，我听说特朗普留了封信。拜登说特朗普留了封非常慷慨的信，还说是在卫生间的粪便袋里发现的，挺有意思。总统之间的小恶作剧嘛，你懂的。

So jeez. Anyhow, Trump left a letter, I heard too. Biden said Trump left a very generous letter. Biden said he found it in the bathroom in a bag of poop, which was nice. A little prank, you know, just pranks between presidents.