#50 - Fitbit、拜登、即兴表演与超级制作人Bodie

欢迎收听一分钟播客。在一分钟播客里，我们只用一分钟告诉你需要知道的一切。让我们看看头条新闻，了解周末发生了什么。瞧，今天我们制作人也在演播室里。

Welcome to the one minute podcast. On the one minute podcast, we tell you everything you'd need to know in just one minute. Let's take a look at the headlines, see what made the news over the weekend. Let's take a look here. As you can see, we have our producer in studio today.

他决定亲自参与这期节目。标题是——哦，他要蹲下来检查声音了。Bodhi。Bodhi。Fitbit应用内广告将紧密追踪与手腕充电功能绑定。

Decided he wanted to be hands on for this episode. Title of this is oh, he's gonna get down and check the sound. Bodhi. Bodhi. Fitbit ads in app glue close tracking to on wrist charge for.

苹果手表最新款刚加入了心电图功能。很快这些设备就能随心所欲地开关你了。懂吗？人口控制时，人太多就直接关掉一半，等需要时再让另一半花钱把关闭的人重启。

And the Apple Watch just added an EKG or ECG to its newest watch. Pretty soon these things are just gonna be able to like turn you on and off whenever they need to. You know? Whenever population control, whenever too many people are they'll just turn half of us off and then let half of us spend money when we run out to turn the other half on. You know?

它们能利用海量数据做出更优决策。比我自己根据这些数据做的决定更好。比如会告诉你：『根据消费记录，格雷厄姆，激浪CodeRed饮料配水牛城鸡肉卷更搭』。二十分钟后又说：『由于午餐选择，你心率正在骤降』。

They're gonna be able to make better decisions with all the data they have. Make better decisions than I would for myself with all this data. You know? And we're like, actually Graham, based on your consumption history, the Mountain Dew Code Red, you would like better paired with your Buffalo Chicken Wrap. And then, like, twenty minutes later, they'll be like, your heart rate is plummeting due to your lunch.

我们将关闭你全身机能24小时。总之这很快会实现。拜登说：『我祈求上帝让我胜任总统工作』。我们也是这么希望的，老兄。

We're going to shut your whole body off for twenty four hours. Anyways, it's coming very soon. Biden says, I hope to God I live up to the job of being president. So do we, dude. You know?

这又不是参加业余篮球联赛。『希望我真能帮到你们』——你可是总统啊，振作点行不行。

It's not like you just, it's not like you're joining a a rec league basketball team. You know? I hope I really fucking help you guys out. Like, you're fucking president, dude. Like, get it together.

这条是什么？『即兴喜剧能培养对孩子的耐心，帮助他们建立韧性』。一分钟播客对即兴表演略知一二，我很好奇当你和五岁孩子抽题即兴表演几小时后，你会用多久把自己从顶楼窗户扔出去。

What's this one here? Yes and Clean Your Room. Improv comedy can help us be more patient and attentive with our kids and help them be more resilient and open with us. I don't know. I mean, one one minute podcast knows a little about improv, and I would I'd be curious to see how long it takes you to throw yourself out of your top window after pulling scenes out of a hat with your five year old for a few hours.

是啊。总之，我不知道。菩提。菩提。这就是本期一分钟播客的全部内容。

Yeah. Anyways, I don't know. Bodhi. Bodhi. This has been the one minute podcast.

一分钟播客由格雷厄姆·萨克斯和菩提共同制作。

The one minute podcast is produced by, Graham Sachs and, Bodhi.