第51期 - 1MP强势回归

谁有时间听长篇大论？这里是《一分钟播客》。

Who's got time for a long broadcast? It's the One Minute Podcast.

欢迎收听《一分钟播客》。在本节目中，我们将用一分钟告诉你所有需要知道的事情。呃，很高兴回归。回归的感觉真好。很多听众一直在问，"工作真的那么忙吗？"，"养新狗会不会影响做播客？"，"最近在旅行吗？"——其实没有。我大部分时间都在闲逛。这就是我们停更一阵子的原因。但正如我说的，回归真好。有太多新闻要覆盖，不过我认为《一分钟播客》应该关注一条被主流媒体忽视的消息：一是新版《猫和老鼠》上映了（我在飞机上看的），二是疫情后35岁以下人群突然开始穿得像1995年。我完全搞不懂这潮流——现在每个男人的发型都像《美国派》里那个英俊的曲棍球运动员。有次工作晚宴上，客户说"格雷厄姆，你特别像那个人"，结果同事笑得把红酒喷了出来。虽然当时很受鼓舞，但我觉得顶多只有一点点像吧。对了，节目前要感谢新赞助商——虽然不是赞助商，但这家熟食店确实很棒，虽然他们连商品价格都搞不清。有次我以为某件商品只要1美元，结果收银员扫出了27.5美元的价格，而且他全程戴着耳机不搭理人——这就是我喜欢这家店的原因。现在来看几条新闻：拜登总统宣布...说实话每次他说话都像喉咙卡着痰，这种嗓音说明他年事已高。杰瑞·宋飞将自导自演Netflix电影《未烤制的》，讲的是果酱吐司的发明故事——他这完全是在瞎搞啊，就像蒙眼开着玛莎拉蒂冲进麦迪逊大道的家具店。以上就是回归特别版的《一分钟播客》，由Bodhi制作，下次再见时间待定。

Welcome to the One Minute Podcast. On the One Minute Podcast, we tell you everything you'd need to know in just one minute. Uh, welcome back. Good to be back. Feels good to be back. Um, a lot of you have been asking, uh, you know, "Are you really wrapped up with work?" Um, "Is the new dog a lot to handle and do the pod?" Um, "Have you been traveling?" Um, no. No, I've, uh, been hanging out mostly. Um, mostly just been hanging out. Um, so that's the reason, you know, we've kind of been gone for a little bit. But, uh, as I said, good to be back. Feels good to be back. Um, far too much news, uh, to possibly cover. However, I do think that there is one piece of news, um, that the One Min Pod, uh, should bring some attention to 'cause it's not getting any play in the major media channels. Um, and that's two things. One is that, uh, the new Tom and Jerry came out. Um, I saw it on a plane. Um, and two is, uh, that s- for some reason, everyone under the age of 35, uh, after the pandemic is now dressing like it is, uh, like '95, 1995. Um, and I don't really know what's going on. Um, every guy's haircut looks like the guy from, uh, American Pie, you know, the, the big handsome lacrosse player. Um, a fun fact, I was at a work dinner once and, uh, one of the clients said, "Oh, Graham, you really, uh, you remind me of th- of this guy." And my coworker laughed so hard, uh, that she spit her wine out. So, uh, you know, real confidence booster in that moment, but, I don't know, I think I look like him... a tad. Anyhoo, um, before we go any further, I should f- I should, uh, thank the new sponsor of the One Min Pod, huh, right there. It's not, uh, it's not Mountain Dew, but it is, uh, the number one deli where I purchase this Mountain Dew from. Um, place rips, uh, although they, they do not know, um, how much their products cost, you know. For example, I walked in, I thought this was gonna be like a dollar, uh, and the guy rang it up for 27.50. Um, but he also, you know, he didn't make eye contact with me and, uh, he had his headphones in the whole time, uh, which is another reason why that place rips. Um, let's get to some of the headlines, some of the more recent headlines because we can't, uh... the news doesn't stop just because we're having a good time. Um, President Biden announces plan to, um, what... I mean, this is boring, but the, the only thing that is blatant about President Biden, every time he speaks, he sounds like he's got that old man throat. He sounds like he, you, you can't understand what he's saying. He has like four bubbles stuck in his throat. Um, when you start to always sound like that, that's how you know you're in single digit years left. So, you know, we'll see what happens there. Um, Jerry, Jerry Seinfeld to direct... to star and direct in Unfrosted for Netflix. The film is about the creation of Pop-Tarts. Right. So, he's just, he's just firing from the hip. Yeah. He's just driving a Maserati blindfolded, uh, through the furniture stores on Madison Avenue. Um, great. Really looking forward to that one. Uh, this has been the One Min Pod, um, the return of the One Min Pod. This, uh, the One Min Pod's produced by Bodhi, um, and we will see you, uh, when we see you next.