#76 - 德普、马斯克与芭比

打扰一下。

Excuse me.

我觉得我们出发前我得他妈先戴顶帽子。

I think I need a fucking hat before we get going.

这就对了。

There we go.

欢迎收听一分钟播客。

Welcome to the one minute podcast.

在一分钟播客里，我们会用短短一分钟告诉你所有需要知道的信息。

On the one minute podcast, we tell you everything you'd need to know in just one minute.

计时器已经启动，4月28日星期四，今天我们要来点不一样的。

I got the timer going here, Thursday, April 28, and we're gonna do something a little different today.

你知道，我们之前一直在看新闻头条。

You know, we're looking at the headlines before.

你听说了太多关于他的消息。

You heard you've heard too much about him.

你知道的，约翰尼·德普，还是那么酷毙了。

You know, Johnny Depp, you know, still cool as hell.

至于推特，你知道的，推特已经烂到不能再烂了。

And then Twitter, you know, can't Twitter can't get any worse.

你懂我意思吧？

You know what I mean?

没错。

Yeah.

他就要像马斯克那样搞个付费墙了。

He's just gonna Elon's just gonna put up a paywall.

他会让你每月付2美元就为了看别人发推，我还没试过番茄酱呢。

He'll make you pay $2 a month to see somebody tweet, I've never tried ketchup.

我不明白为什么这么火。

I don't get the hype.

你知道的，下面有上百万条评论。

You know, million comments under it.

所以我们要做点不一样的事情。

So we're gonna do we're gonna do something different.

我们今天节目要玩个小游戏，因为我们看到头条说说唱歌手Bad Bobby在OnlyFans上赚了5000万美元。

We're gonna do a little game on today's show because we read a headline that said the rapper Bad Bobby makes $50,000,000 or made 50,000,000 on OnlyFans.

所以我们要在这里玩个小游戏。

So we're gonna play a little game here.

游戏名叫《Bad Bobby歌词还是励志名言》。

It's gonna be called Bad Bobby lyric or motivational quote.

好的。

Alright.

我会念一段话，你得猜这是Bad Bobby的歌词还是励志名言。

I'm gonna read something, and you have to guess if it is a Bad Bobby lyric or a motivational quote.

明白吗？

Okay?

那么这是第一个。

So here's the first one.

看看你能不能猜到。

See if you can guess.

我有大把钞票，宝贝。

I got big guap pussy.

没错。

Yeah.

我是真有钱。

I'm real rich.

是的。

Yeah.

六辆车，两套房，我还是这么壕。

Six cars, two houses, and I am still rich.

觉得这很甜蜜。

Think it is sweet.

一个电话，就能按下终止键。

One call, hit the kill switch.

嘘，冷静点。

Boo, be cool.

我才不担心你那小贱人。

I ain't worried about yo little bitch.

那个词不能说。

Can't say that word.

你戴的那条小链子，在我看来太小儿科了。

That little chain that you rocking, that is so little to me.

满嘴胡言还想要押韵，这让我百思不得其解。

Talking shit talking shit, but want a verse, that is a riddle to me.

若她还是处子之身，就别想碰她分毫。

Can't fuck the bitch if she got her virginity.

呜呼，耶。

Woo yeah.

因为那样她就会彻底迷恋上我。

Because then she gone really be too into me.

呜呼，耶。

Woo yeah.

二二二三发子弹。

Two two two three shots.

我是说我是说我是说，我可能会追杀敌人，在他肾脏上开几个洞。

I mean I mean I mean, I might run for I might run for the enemy, put a few holes in his kidney.

呜呼，小船低行。

Woo, low boat.

所以你猜猜看。

So you guess.

要知道我们其实已经超时了，但请给出你最好的猜测。

You know, we're actually at time, but give it your best guess.

这里是一分钟播客。

This has been the one minute podcast.

一分钟播客由菩提制作，录制于我的公寓

The one minute podcast is, produced by Bodhi and recorded in, my apart