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罗布，你曾是个金毛寻回犬般的男孩。

Rob, you were a golden retriever boy.

显然，我们只是朋友，但我很高兴我们是朋友。

Obviously, just friends, and I'm so happy that we are friends.

不过确实。

But yeah.

我得说黛西除了这个男人外从没喜欢过其他男性。

I will just say Daisy has never liked any man apart from this man.

黛西对我的标准非常挑剔。

Daisy is very picky for me.

这很合理，你懂的。

Which makes sense, know.

另外我插一句，我确实喜欢斯塔福犬这个品种，但在肖恩德拉的择偶标准里，它们对她来说不合适？

And look, also can I just side note here, I do love Staffies as dogs, but when there's Staffies in Shondrai's taste of men, they're no good for her?

而且我从没喜欢过其中任何一个。

And I have not liked a single one.

说实话，从我们相遇那天起，在Shondrai和我一起在基础学校和所有培训期间，她约会过好多好多男生，而我对他们每个人都很刻薄，因为他们都不是合适的人选。

Honestly, from the day we met, Shondrai and I in ground school, in all of our training, she dated so many so many guys, and I was such a harsh bitch to all of them because they just haven't been the right type.

我觉得很多人会理解我的出发点，他们只是希望自己最好的朋友能得到最好的。

And I think a lot of people will understand where I'm coming from when they just want the best for their best friend.

而且你知道，大多数人不会随便认可，直到确定那个人真的适合你的朋友。

And, you know, you're not going to, like most people meet, until you know it's the right ones for your friend.

所以

So

没错。

Exactly.

而且我百分百相信Daisy的判断。

And I think I trust Daisy's opinion a 100.

虽然有时候觉得她太挑剔了。

Think she's too much sometimes.

我懂。

I know.

我知道。

I know.

我有过。

I have.

是啊。

Yeah.

已经有一阵子了。

It's been it's been a while.

黛西让我害怕，我总是很怕介绍新认识的男生给她。

Daisy scares me, and I'm always so scared to introduce new men to her.

但我现在正试着不和斯蒂菲介绍的人约会。

But I am trying to date away from Stephie's at the moment.

我正努力变得更像金毛寻回犬那样。

I'm trying to be more golden retriever.

我现在有点在交往的那个男生，有点像金毛寻回犬，傻乎乎的，很有趣，诸如此类。

The guy I'm kinda currently seeing is like a sort of a golden retriever, goofy, fun, or whatever.

但还有其他类型。

But there are other types.

哦，当然。

Oh, definitely.

比如我们有那种纯种犬类型的，就像贵宾犬之类的。

So well, we've got, say, like the pedigree dog, so like the poodle or something like that.

那些运动型男人，外表看起来无可挑剔，可能出身优渥，他们简直爱死自己了。

Men who are athletic and they look incredible on the outside and they've come from a very, you know, well, maybe a wealthy background or something like that and they just love themselves.

他们自恋得要命，你懂的。

They love themselves so much, you know.

做爱时如果有镜子，他们根本不会看你，只顾着欣赏自己。

If you're having sex and there's a mirror, you know they're not looking at you in that mirror, they're just looking at themselves, you know.

完全同意。

Absolutely.

是啊。

Yeah.

所以我们都认识那种追求纯种男孩的人。

So I have we both have know someone that goes for pedigree boys.

是的。

Yes.

你知道的，家境优渥、身材精瘦、通常高挑纤细——倒不一定是长相问题，他们打扮得体、出身富裕、极度自恋。

You know, very well off, lean, usually tall, skinny, like not it doesn't have to necessarily be looks, they're well groomed, rich background, love themselves.

完全正确。

Exactly.

然后还有吉娃娃男孩。

And then you get your chihuahua boys.

哦，吉娃娃男孩。

Oh, the chihuahua boys.

这些就是那种矮小猥琐的家伙，通常是瘾君子。

So these are your tiny little sleaze bags, usually druggos.

就是夜店里到处给人发摇头丸的那种人。

So these are just those guys at the clubs giving everyone pingers.

哦，是啊。

Oh, yeah.

你知道吗？

You know?

绝对是个吉娃娃男孩。

It's absolutely a chihuahua boy.

就是那种，想勾搭所有女孩，但他们就像这些暴躁的小不点。

Or the ones, like, trying to hit on all the girls, but they're, like, these tiny little snappy things.

而且他们总想挑事打架，尽管体型只有别人一半大。

So and they always wanna pick fights even though they're half the size of everyone.

没错。

Yep.

所以这些就是所谓的吉娃娃男孩。

So those are your sort of chihuahua boys.

我敢肯定现在听的人都在想，好吧。

And I'm sure anyone listening right now is like, okay.

是啊。

Yeah.

他们说得对。

They're right.

确实有一种我总在约会的狗类型，而且总是同一种。

There is certainly a kind of dog that I date and it's always the same kind of dog.

所以好好想想。

So have a think.

告诉我们你在约会哪种狗。

Let us know what kind of dog you're dating.

而且你看，它们其实是混血品种。

And like, look, they're a mixed breeds.

哦，没错。

So Oh, yeah.

绝对是的。

Definitely.

确实如此。

For sure.

就像，你可以得到像金毛犬那样的混血，那种憨憨的快乐，但它体内又带着点吉娃娃的血统，懂吧，那种古怪又猥琐的气质。

Like, you can get a mix between like a golden retriever, like the goofy fun, but then he's got a little bit of that chihuahua in him, know, that little drago weird sleazy vibes.

那个喝了几杯酒后就现形的小暴脾气。

The little angry man that comes out after a

几杯啤酒下肚后。

couple of beers.

没错。

Yeah.

正是这样。

Exactly.

我是说，虽然狗的种类很多，但这就是我的理论。

And I mean, there are so many different types, but that's my theory.

我觉得我们都有特定偏好，有趣的是你唯一喜欢过的类型就是金毛犬。

I think we all have a type, and it's funny because the one guy that you've ever liked has been a golden retriever.

是啊。

Yeah.

确实如此。

This is true.

确实如此。

This is true.

其实我觉得我现在的金毛男友，就是我现在约会的那位，我觉得你知道，他是在我刚搬到珀斯时出现在我生命中的。

I actually think that my golden retriever boy, I the one that I'm dating now, I think I like you know, he came into my life when I first moved here to Perth.

说实话，现在我觉得这是另一个我们非常感兴趣的话题，但我确实显化了他。

And I honestly think now this is another topic that we're really interested in, but I manifested him.

Shondrae，能简单给不了解的人解释下什么是显化吗？

Shondrae, what's a brief description of manifesting for people who don't know it?

好的。

Okay.

所以我认为显化和它的含义，这需要单独做一期节目来讨论。

So I think that manifestation and what it is, it needs to be a whole episode.

确实如此。

Definitely.

但用最简化的方式来说，就是将你的能量聚焦于你想要的，宇宙就会把它给你。

But to put it into the most, like, summed up version, it is focusing your energy on what you want and the universe will give it to you.

这听起来可能很疯狂，但我们本质上就是相互碰撞的原子，你可以某种程度上为自己创造事物、让事情发生，这就是显化的本质。

It sounds crazy, but we are literally atoms bumping together and you can sort of create things and make things happen for yourself and that's what manifesting is.

显化有不同的类型。

There are different types.

什么类型的显化方式

So what what kind of manifesting do

你在用呢，黛西？

you do, Daisy?

嗯，是的。

So, yeah.

我用过几种不同的显化方式。

So I've done a couple of types.

就是当你在纸上写下东西时，你要写一定次数，写下你的意图、主题等等内容。

So where you can, you know, you're writing when you write things down on paper and you write it down a certain amount of times and you write down your intention and the topic and and whatnot.

然后当你写在纸上时，就像把它传递给宇宙，就像回旋镖一样，它会回馈给你，因为你已经把它发出去了。

And then when you write it down on that paper, you know, it's like you're putting it out to the universe and it's like a boomerang, you know, it's gonna come back to you because you're putting it out there.

所以你写下的任何内容，任何意图都会回馈给你。

And so the whatever you're writing, whatever intentions you're writing, it's gonna come back.

我就成功显化过，有一次我显化得到了一个面试机会。

So I've manifested, one time I manifested getting an interview when stood I down.

我想得到一份工作的面试机会，因为2020年我停飞了。

I wanted to get an interview for a job because I wasn't flying in 2020.

你知道，那对我们空乘来说是很奇怪的一年。

You know, that was a weird year for us flight attendants.

所以我想要得到一份工作，我就显化得到了这个特定工作的面试机会。

And I wanted to get a job, and so I manifested getting an interview for this specific job.

我成功得到了。

And I got it.

我真的得到了那次面试机会。

I literally got the interview.

我想就在我许愿后的第二天。

I think it was the next day after I manifested it.

这太不可思议了。

It was crazy.

钱德拉，你也实现过愿望，但你的方式不同

Chandra, you've manifested things, but you do it in a different way as

有时候确实如此。

well sometimes.

是的。

Yeah.

我会写日记。

I journal.

我会把事情写下来。

I write down things.

我甚至会在后院焚烧月桂叶之类的东西。

I bloody burns, like, bay leaves in my backyard.

我是有点怪，但这就是我一直在做的事。

I'm a bit weird, but that's this is, like, what I've been doing.

我一直在研究塔罗牌和各种类似的东西。

I've been reading tarot and doing all those kinds of things.

所以我一直在显化自爱，说真的，我现在完全沉迷于自己。

But so I have been manifesting self love, and not gonna lie, I'm fully obsessed with myself.

如果你关注我的Instagram，你大概也会有同感。

If you follow me on Instagram, you'll probably think the same thing.

但我不在乎，因为我显化了这份自爱，我从未像现在这样感到如此强大有力，我认为这就是你能为自己做的最棒的事——希望自己变美，而你们本来就很美，在座的每一位都是。

But I don't care because I've manifested that self love and I have never felt more powerful and more strong than I have now and I think that that's the the best thing you can do for yourself is to wish that you were just beautiful, and you are beautiful, all of you are.

确实如此。

Exactly.

你越是告诉自己并显化这一点，这就像是...你知道的，就像是一种肯定语。

And the more you tell yourself that and manifest that, and it's just, you know, it's kind of like words of affirmation.

当你告诉自己你很美时，真的会开始相信这一点。

When you tell yourself you are beautiful, really do start to believe it.

当你看着镜中的自己说'我很美'，并大声说出来告诉自己这些话时，自爱会变得容易得多。

When you look at yourself in the mirror and say, I am beautiful, and you say it out loud and you tell yourself these things, self love will come a lot easier.

自爱是Shondrai和我过去都曾挣扎过的问题，这也是我们今天在这里与大家交流的原因——我们希望每个人都能学会爱自己。

Self love is something that Shondrai and I have both struggled with in the past and that's one of the reasons why we're here today talking to you because we want everybody to be able to love themselves.

在社交媒体时代，面对我们关注的所有人和那些展现完美生活的网红，这真的很难做到。

It's really hard these days with social media and all of the people we follow and all of the influencers who are living their best lives.

当你不断与他人比较时，爱自己会变得异常困难。

It can make it really hard to love yourself when you're constantly comparing yourself to other people.

所以我们来到这里，帮助女孩们、男孩们、非二元性别者和所有人找到一点爱

So we're here to help you gals and guys and days and everyone find a little bit of love

在你们自己身上。

in yourselves.

确实如此。

Exactly.

相信我，这看起来可能微不足道，但每天看着自己并感谢自己所做的一切，这种力量是巨大的。

And trust me, it's it it seems so miniscule, but literally just looking at yourself every day and just telling yourself and thanking yourself for everything it's done is so powerful.

这种力量非常强大，是你能做的最好的事情。

So powerful and it is the best thing you can do.

不过我们还想在这个播客中做一个月度专题，具体让黛西来详细说明。

But there is another part of this podcast that we want to do a sort of a monthly thing with, and I'll let Daisy get more into that.

哦，是的。

Oh, yes.

你可能已经在我们的简介里看到'书籍'这个部分了。

So you might have seen in our bio, it says books.

我和Chandra都表示今年想读更多的书。

So we Chandra and I have both kind of said that for this year, we want to read a lot more books.

这对我们很有好处，我们想学习新知识，甚至读小说，各种类型的书都看。

It's really good for us, and we wanna learn things and even read fiction, you know, all kinds of books.

所以我们决定在'大屌能量'播客上成立读书俱乐部。

So we've decided to do book club here on Big Dick Energy podcast.

坏女人读书会

The Bad Bitch Book Club.

坏女人读书会

The Bad Bitch Book Club.

我喜欢这个名字

I like that.

我喜欢这个名字

I like that.

这很不错

That's good.

我们计划每月读一本书，非常希望你能和我们一起阅读

So we are going to be reading a book a month and we'd love for you to read along with us.

这个月我们选了乔丹·B的一本书

So this month we have chosen a book by Jordan B.

彼得森

Peterson.

你可能听说过这本书。

You may have heard of it.

书名叫《人生十二法则》。

It's called 12 Rules for Life.

所以我们打算

So we're going

目标是每周读大约三个法则，也就是三个章节，我们会在每周的播客节目中讨论。

to aim to read about three rules a week, so three chapters, and we'll be discussing it, each week on the podcast.

是的。

Yeah.

黛西提到的另一件事是，这本书的主要读者群体通常是年轻的异性恋男性。

So another thing that Daisy looked up and mentioned was this book is particularly read or usually read by younger straight males.

我认为这本书对我们来说很有阅读价值，可以了解异性恋男性作者乔丹·B·彼得森的视角。

Now I think that this is a really good sort of book for us to read and to sort of see because it's obviously written by a straight male, Jordan B Peterson.

而且我觉得这特别好，因为我和黛西都是极左派。

And I think it'll be really good because me and Daisy are so left wing.

我们非常梦幻空灵，热爱生活，信奉灵性，是那种随性自在的女孩。

We're very airy fairy, like, love life, manifesting spiritual, laid back chicks.

所以我觉得，让我们去读一本主要面向直男群体的书确实很有意义。

So I think that it's really good for us to maybe have a look into a book that is sort of targeted towards straight males.

是啊。

Yeah.

并且真正了解我们的观点，看看我们是否同意他的写作内容。

And really see what our point of view is about it and see if we agree with him and what he writes or not.

所以我们肯定会给出我们最直率的真实看法。

So we'll definitely be giving our brittle honest opinion.

如果你想买这本书，我相信你可以直接下载到手机上。

So if you wanna buy the book I'm sure you can just download it to your phone.

在亚马逊或手机上的电子书平台买会稍微便宜些。

It is slightly cheaper on Amazon or books or whatever on your phone.

但如果你像黛西一样喜欢读纸质书，那就买实体版吧。

But if you like reading a hard copy like Daisy does, do that.

好的。

Yeah.

我们还会发张照片，这样你们就知道该找什么书了。

And we'll post a photo of it as well so that you know what to look for.

请和我们一起阅读，我们会看看...

So please read along with us, and we'll see what we

对《人生十二法则》的看法。

think of the 12 rules for life.

是的。

Yes.

没错。

Exactly.

如果有不同意见，我们Instagram账号是'大屌能量播客'，欢迎留言或分享你的观点。

And if you have different opinions, I mean, our Instagram is big dick energy podcast, so just, message us or give us your opinion on it.

我们也会在Instagram上发布酒款信息，连同书籍照片，这样你们既能看书样，又能看酒款，边品酒边读书。

And we'll post the wine on the Instagram as well, along with, the books so that you can sort of see what the books look like, see what the wine looks like, and drink the wine while you read the book.

Shondrae刚才也提到过，我们这些左翼姑娘们有点不切实际。

And Shondrae did just mention just before how, you know, we are quite left wing gals who are airy fairy.

我们热爱显化法则，也痴迷星座命理。

We love manifesting, and we love our zodiacs as well.

所以这档播客里肯定会频繁提到星座话题。

So we will definitely be mentioning zodiacs, I think, a fair bit in this podcast.

百分百赞同。

100%.

我们

We

就爱这调调。

love that shit.

Shondre是水瓶座。

Shondre is a Aquarius.

我是水瓶座带双鱼上升。

I am an Aquarius Pisces rising.

我的整个星盘里一个火象星座都没有。

I have no fire signs in my whole chart.

我完全就是个软绵绵的棉花糖。

I am a complete and utter marshmallow.

这就是为什么我几乎每天都会哭。

That's why I literally cry daily.

所以如果你是我的朋友，就会知道我几乎每天都会给你发我哭着的Snapchat。

So if you're any of my friends, you know I send you Snapchats of me crying probably daily.

但是黛西，你就像个小爆竹。

But And Daisy, you're a little firecracker.

是啊。

Yeah.

我是金牛座，土象星座，但我体内肯定有些火象特质。

Well, I'm a I'm a Taurus, so earth sign, but I definitely have some fire signs in me.

不过具体是什么我记不清了。

I can't remember though.

得再查查看。

Have to look it up again.

不过，没错，我骨子里确实有股牛脾气。

But, yeah, I have definitely got the bull in me.

我挺容易——哎呀。

I'm quite a oops.

抱歉。

Sorry.

再来点酒吧。

Just more wine.

所以我的问题是，你的星座特质是什么？

So my why is the mark for you?

给你。

There you go.

我这个人嘛，有时候挺固执的，而且绝对会直言不讳地说出我的真实想法。

I'm quite a I can be quite stubborn and I'll definitely always give you my brutal honest opinion.

所以，我们主要就是研究塔罗牌和星座这些

So, yeah, we're all about, you know, tarot and horoscopes and all

而且实际上，过去一周我们遇到各种怪事，正好是新月期间，所以有很多过去的事情浮现出来，我们就是...嗯

of that and literally, like, you know, we've had weird things happening to us in the last week and it's been a new moon and so we've had lots of, like, you know, past things come up and, you know, we're just Yeah.

你跟我解释说这是摩羯座新月的影响，基本上意味着变化即将来临，你的过去会重新浮现

So you explained to me that there was, a new moon in Capricorn or something's going on, but so it it pretty much just means that change is coming and your past is going to come up.

其实我昨天遇到件超疯狂的事，然后今天黛西又跟我讲了这件事

Now I actually have a crazy story that happened to me yesterday, and then Daisy told me about this today.

昨天我开车去朋友家，用导航定位到她家附近时，我决定不查导航就自己找找附近的酒铺

So yesterday, I was driving to a friend's house and I put on my GPS her house and when I was almost there I was like okay I'm going to just drive around the area and try and find a bottle store and I'm not going put it in my GPS but I'm just going to try and find it.

结果在去她家的路上，我经过了当初我和前任第一次来珀斯时去过的第一个加油站

So from me trying to get to her house, I drove past the first gas station that one of me and my exes first went to when I first came to Perth.

之后又开车经过了他父母家

After that drove past his parents house.

最后还经过了他常去的购物中心，不得不进去买了些酒

After that, drove past his shopping mall and had to go in to get the to get some wine.

之后还不得不进去，然后完全意外地开车经过了他家。

After that and had to go in there and then drove past his house all by accident.

我完全不知道。

I had no idea.

我是方向感最差的人，所以经常不知道自己在往哪走。

I'm the worst person directionally wise, so I don't know where I'm going half the time.

而这只是我在找酒瓶的过程。

And this is just me trying to find a bottle.

所以我开车经过了所有这些地方。

So I drove past all these places.

他现在开的那辆车从我旁边经过，虽然不是他开的，但完全是一样的车型。

The car that he currently has drove past me, not with him, but it was the exact same car.

而且这种车并不常见。

And it's, like, not a common car that you see.

然后昨晚我还梦到了他，把这些事都告诉了黛西，她说，哇。

And then I had a dream about him last night, told Daisy about all these things and she's like, wow.

这是因为摩羯座的新月即将来临，你的过去正在浮现并与之告别

That's because of the sort of new moon coming in Capricorn and this is your past coming up and saying goodbye

与之告别

to it.

没错

Exactly.

告别过去并迎来崭新的开始，这个时机相当不错，因为正好也是新一年的开端

Saying goodbye and having that fresh new beginning, which is kind of really good timing because it is the start of a new year as well.

所以回顾过去然后放下包袱其实是件好事，你懂的

So it's kind of nice to kind of bring up the past and then shed yourself of it, you know.

我认为这是件非常好的事情

So I think that's a really good thing

昨天那些事都发生在你身上

that all of that happened for you yesterday.

而且你也经历了几件事情

And you've had a couple of things happen as well.

是啊。

Yeah.

没错。

Exactly.

最近我过去几段关系中的一些事情又被翻了出来，然后你知道，就像被翻出来处理掉然后彻底结束。

I've had some things from past relationships being dredged up lately and then just, you know, it's kind of like being dredged up and then dealt with and then gone.

所以这有点像，是的，新月，新年，万象更新。

So it's kind of, yeah, new moon, new year, new everything.

对。

Yeah.

新播客。

New podcast.

是的。

Yes.

正是。

Exactly.

确实如此。

Exactly.

所以如果你最近经历了一些奇怪的变化，或者过去的感情问题重新浮现，很可能就是这个原因。

So if you have been experiencing any weird changes or past relationships or anything coming up, this is probably why.

如果你对这些话题感兴趣，我们肯定会在播客里多聊这类内容，因为我们真的很热衷灵性话题，也喜欢学习新事物。

So if you're into that, we'll definitely be talking about stuff like that a bit more on the podcast because we're really into spiritual stuff and, yeah, just learning about new things.

其实我们在这方面也是新手。

And we're still new to all this as well.

我们对显化法则这些东西还在学习阶段，边做边学。

We're quite new to manifesting and things, but we're learning as we go.

我认为我们算是半女权主义者吧。

And I would consider us semi feminist, Yeah.

绝对是。

Definitely.

我们就是新手宝宝，刚入门的显化练习者，初出茅庐的女权主义者，就像

We're new we're baby we're baby baby manifestors, baby feminists, like

是啊。

Yeah.

我们绝对不是这方面的专家。

We're definitely not experts in any of this.

如果听众朋友们有任何想告诉我们的，或者如果我们说错了什么，你觉得'哦不'。

If you if you any of your listeners have anything that you want to tell us or if we say something that's wrong and you think, oh, no.

可能他们搞错了之类的。

Maybe they got that wrong or something.

请尽管告诉我们，因为我们也和大家一样在学习中。

Please don't be afraid to tell us because we are learning as much as everybody else.

所以，是的，这对我们来说是非常激动人心的新年。

And so, yeah, it's very exciting new year for us.

是的。

Yes.

没错。

Yes.

我们有很多计划，还有很多想聊的话题，希望大家能和我们一起收听。

We have so many plans and so many things we want to still talk about, and we hope that you can all listen with us.

但在继续之前，我想提一件事，就是关于我们的宝宝们。

But I do want to, like, mention one thing before we continue is our babies.

哦，对。

Oh, yes.

当然。

Of course.

我们绝对得让大家知道我们的宝宝们。

We definitely have to let you guys know about our babies.

是的。

Yes.

我们每人都有一个孩子。

We both have one child each.

它们是毛孩子，所以不是从我们肚子里生出来的。

They are fur babies, so we didn't push them out of our hoohas.

是啊。

Yeah.

但我们表现得就像是亲生的，因为我们对它们保护有加。

But we act as if we did because we are very protective of them.

是的。

Yes.

钱德拉，给我们讲讲你的孩子吧。

Chandra, tell us about your fur baby.

好的。

Alright.

我有一只猫，一只独眼宝贝。

So I have a cat, a one eyed baby.

她三岁了。

She's three years old.

我是三个月前领养她的，她是我生命中的挚爱。

I adopted her three months ago, and she is the love of my life.

她叫伊丽莎白。

Her name is Elizabeth.

其实这名字不是我选的。

Now I didn't actually choose the name.

别因为名字笑话我，但她确实有伊丽莎白的范儿，女王伊丽莎白那种。

Don't give me shit for the name, but she kind of is an Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth.

绝对的。

Definitely.

掌管着整个家。

Runs the house.

然后昨晚我出门了一小会儿。

And then last night I popped out for a bit.

天啊。

Oh my god.

你还以为养猫很省心呢。

And you think that cats are easy.

好吧。

Okay.

昨晚我回到家，顺便说一句，这只贱猫——我还要提一下，我刚给房子做了春季大扫除，拖了地板，擦了墙壁。

So I come home last night and this bitch I had by the way, I will also mention, I had spring cleaned my house, like mop the floors, wiped down the walls.

我有洁癖和强迫症，我把整个房子都打扫干净了。

I'm a clean freak, OCD, and I had cleaned my whole house.

这只贱猫明显踩到了自己的屎，结果屎被抹得我满屋子都是。

This bitch had obviously stepped or something in her shit and shit was smeared all over my house.

我家里到处都是粪便的痕迹，而且不只是脚印那么简单。

There were shit smears all over my house and it wasn't just like footsteps.

看起来她完全像是故意搞的，你懂吗？

It looks like she had fully like gone, you know what?

去你妈的妈妈。

Fuck you mom.

捡起粪便然后到处涂抹。

Picked up shit and smeared it.

我那天刚洗好的床单和被套上也被抹得到处是屎。

And my freshly washed sheets and duvet cover that I just washed that day was smeared in shit.

这就是我今天早上在忙的事。

So that was what I I was doing this morning.

天啊。

Oh my god.

噢，莉齐，你这小贱人，就因为妈妈把你单独留下就发飙了。

That's oh, Lizzie, you sassy little bitch getting mad at your mom for leaving you.

我知道。

I know.

然后她

And then she

今早不肯吃我给的食物，嫌不够好。

wouldn't eat her food this morning because it wasn't good enough.

因为我没粮了，只能给她吃不喜欢的牌子。

Because I ran out of food, I had to give her like this other brand that she's not fond of.

她整个早上都在烦我。

And she's been hassling me all morning.

但她是我生命中的挚爱。

But she's the love of my life.

如果她不认可来我家的男人，那我也不会认可他。

And if she doesn't approve of a man that comes over to my house, I don't approve of him either.

就是这样。

That is yep.

阿门。

Amen to that.

伊丽莎白女王。

Queen Elizabeth.

现在我想谈谈我的

Now I want to talk about my

最喜欢的小男孩。

favorite little boy.

哦，是啊。

Oh, yeah.

就是之前放了个超臭屁的小男孩。

The little boy who let out the stinkiest fart earlier.

他现在就坐在我们旁边。

He's sitting next to us right now.

我的小男孩其实是条狗。

My little boy is a dog.

他叫威尔伯，是只迷你腊肠犬。

His name is Wilbur, and he's a miniature dachshund or sausage dog.

他四岁了，非常可爱。

And he is four years old, very loving.

我本该叫他耀西的，因为他总爱舔人，不过他就是个黏人的小家伙。

I should have called him Yoshi because he licks people that much, but he's just an affectionate boy.

等等。

Wait.

为什么叫耀西？

Why Yoshi?

为什么是耀西。

Why is Yoshi.

你知道任天堂游戏里的耀西吗？

You know Yoshi, the Nintendo character?

就是那种噗噜噗噜的声音，你居然不认识耀西？

That's like blum blum blum and like Do you not know Yoshi?

我去谷歌一下。

I will Google it.

哦，天呐。

Oh, god.

你怎么会不认识耀西？

How do you not know Yoshi?

好吧。

Okay.

我小时候从来不是个游戏迷。

I was never like a gamer kid.

好吧。

Okay.

哇。

Wow.

但你总知道马里奥和路易吉吧？

But like, you know Mario and Luigi?

还有黄色的... 对。

And yellow Yeah.

那个绿色的小恐龙？

The green the green little dinosaur thing?

有点意大利味。

Bit triggering Italian.

我现在对意大利人没兴趣了。

I'm off the Italians now.

好的。

Okay.

有道理。

Fair enough.

之后我得给你看看耀西。

We'll have to I'll show you Yoshi after this.

这太疯狂了。

This is crazy.

总之，威尔伯特是我的小宝贝。

Anyway, so Wilbert is my little darling.

实际上过去四周他一直在康复中，因为可怜的小家伙摔伤了背部，椎间盘突出导致后腿无法活动。

He actually has been in recovery for the last four weeks because the poor little boy broke his back, so he slipped a disc in his back and couldn't move his back leg.

所以我们不得不让他静养了一个月左右，不过现在他终于能重新走路了。

So we've had to have him resting for the last month or so, but now he's finally started walking again.

是啊。

So it's yeah.

他是我生命中的光，我愿意为这只狗付出一切。

He's the light of my life and I would do anything for this dog.

说真的，当他刚受伤时兽医说治疗费时，我就说不管花多少钱我都要治。

Literally, when the vets when he first got injured, was like, I don't care how much money it'll pay.

我愿意为这只狗支付任何费用。

I'll pay anything for this dog.

有趣的是，他现在正摇着尾巴。

It's funny, his tail's wagging at the moment.

他好像在说，

He's like,

我妈妈在谈论我呢。

my mom's talking about me.

她在说我呢。

She's talking about me.

是的。

Yes.

哦。

Oh.

一点点。

A little bit.

是啊。

Yeah.

没错，它们就是我们生活的全部。

So no, they are our absolute life.

真的，我不知道没有它们我们该怎么办。

Like, I don't know what we would do without them.

它们帮助我们，而且它们本身就有治愈效果。

They help us and they're such they're so therapeutic as well.

它们能感知到我们何时遇到困难。

They know when we're going through problems.

嗯。

Yeah.

说实话，就像你知道的，我经历了一次分手，但我其实很高兴这件事发生了，而且我非常感激这次分手，因为它确实不适合我。

I honestly think, like, I went through a breakup as you know, and it was I'm like, very happy that it happened and I'm very thankful that the breakup happened because it just wasn't for me.

但我的猫真的，我觉得她救了我的命，我这么说一点都不夸张。她真的让我愿意回家，因为就在我们分手前一周我搬进了独自住的房子，之后不得不一个人住在这房子里。

But, my cat full on, I think she saved my life and I'm not just saying this in a very gentle way like she truly made going home because I moved into a house by myself like a week before we a week after before we'd broken up and I had to live in this house by myself.

你以前从没独自生活过吗？

And you'd never lived on your own before?

没有。

No.

所以我决定养只猫作伴，说真的，我甚至不想再

So I decided to get a cat to like keep me company and seriously, I don't even want to go

出门了。

out anymore.

你就想呆在家里抱着莉齐吗？

I just You want to stay at home and cuddle Lizzie?

是的。

Yeah.

就算现在在这儿，我也想着，天啊。

Even being here, I'm like, oh my god.

不过说真的，如果你经济上能负担得起，领养代替购买。

But, yeah, seriously, if you can financially obviously support it, adopt, don't shop.

是的。

Yes.

绝对赞同。

Definitely.

没错。

Yes.

领养一只猫或狗吧。

Adopt a dog or a cat.

这真的给了它们新生，而且她超级可爱——尽管她把屎蹭得满屋子都是。

And yeah, it just gives them a new life and she's such a sweetie even though she's smeared shit all over my house.

不过说实话，这种经历我们都有过。

But to be honest, like, we've all been there.

是啊。

Yeah.

我们肯定都经历过这种事。

We've definitely all been there.

没错。

Yeah.

我已经清理威尔伯的大小便无数次了，所以没关系。

I've cleaned up Wilbur's shit and piss so many times, so it's fine.

我知道他只是在为我们将来养真正的孩子做准备。

I know he's just preparing us for, like, you know, real babies one day.

是啊。

Yeah.

总有一天。

One day.

嗯，你比我更接近那一天。

Well, I'm closer for you than me.

哦，随便吧。

Oh, whatever.

我的孩子肯定是个意外，现在这情况已经很明显了。

Mine will be an accident, that's for sure, this point.

天啊。

Jesus.

不过确实。

But yeah.

所以这些就是我们的小宝贝们，我们也会在Instagram上发它们的照片。

So those are our little babies, and we will post photos of them on the Instagram as well.

绝对要发。

Absolutely.

不要发

Not to post

TikTok视频也要发，这样大家都能听到你尖叫的声音了。

the TikTok video as well so everyone gets your squealing scream in their ears.

是啊。

Yeah.

我看起来糟透了，但别管了。

I look like shit, but don't yeah.

我当时在放松。

I was relaxing.

我本来度过了悠闲的一天，结果后来整天都焦虑不安，因为我害怕大卫会突然出现在我面前。

I was having a relaxing day, then I had anxiety for the rest of the day because I was scared David was gonna flash across me.

所以，就这样吧。

So, yeah.

我是说，这些内容既关于我们，也关于这个播客，还包含了一些我们想在下一季节目中讨论的各种话题。

I mean, that's a bit about us, a bit about this podcast, a little bit of everything that I think we want to discuss when, you know, over over the next season of episodes.

没错。

Yeah.

所以我们下期想聊聊阴道和阴茎这些话题，不是以粗俗的方式，而是从科学角度探讨，因为我最近确实看到不少男性对阴道存在误解的情况。

So we have we sort of wanna talk about, like, vagus and penises next episode, and just not not in a vulgar way but just like scientifical things about what because I I definitely have seen a few things lately where men definitely don't understand vaginas.

他们确实不懂。

They don't.

他们就是完全不了解阴道的工作原理。比如在亲热时，他们会玩着玩着就摸到我的后庭，还以为是阴蒂。

They just they all they think, like they don't realize how they work and how vaginas, know, They'll be when you playing with start my to back, they'll be playing with my butthole and think it's my clit.

这差别可大了。

It's like, it's long.

我是说，虽然位置相近...不过这就是我们下期想讨论的话题。

I mean, same, but but yeah, I just so that's what we wanna talk about in the next episode.

对。

Yeah.

所以如果你们

So if you

有任何关于生殖器的问题，或者关于女性生殖健康的疑问——毕竟现在越来越多女性发现自己生殖系统存在问题，无论是否在服用避孕药或使用其他激素疗法。

do have any questions about genitals, and then, know, also just, you know, women, any reproductive questions about, you know, your bodies because, you know, lots of women these days are we're finding out more and more women are having issues with their reproductive systems, or if you're on the pill, or if you're in Papadomirino.

有什么问题想问吗？

Any questions you have?

我尝试过你能想到的所有避孕方法。

I have been on every single contraception you can think of.

体重增加，满脸痘痘，这些副作用我都经历过。

I've gained all the weight, got all the pimples.

黛西也遇到过类似问题。

Daisy as well has had issues.

所以如果你有任何疑问，无论是关于阴茎、阴道、进入体内的东西还是排出体外的，任何相关问题都可以。

So if you have any, like, it can literally be anything to do with dicks, vaginas, what comes in, what goes out, anything.

我们清楚自己并非这个领域的专家，

And we know we're not experts in

但我们就是想聊聊这个话题，

the topic whatsoever, but we just wanna talk about

让大家能更自在地讨论这些，因为这往往是个禁忌话题。

it and make everyone feel a bit more comfortable about talking about it because it's such a, it can be such a taboo topic.

所以就像...

So it's like, you

要知道，让自己感到自在。

know what, get comfortable with yourselves.

这就是我们下期要讨论的内容，

So that's gonna be in our next episode, just a little bit about what we'll be talking about as well as other things.

是的。

Yes.

我们还会讨论这本书的前三章。

We also will be talking about the first three chapters of the book.

所以如果可以的话，去买一本。

So if you can, get it.

如果不行也没关系。

If you can't, that's fine.

如果你不喜欢阅读。

If you don't like reading.

但我们会讨论《人生十二法则》的前三条规则。

But we'll be talking about the 12 rules of life, the first three.

对了，记得关注我们的Instagram，我们会发布今天讨论的所有内容的照片。

And, yeah, check out our Instagram, and we'll post photos of everything that we've talked about today.

那么，非常感谢大家收听我们的节目。

So, yeah, thank you so much for listening to us.

非常紧张，这是我们第一次做播客。

Very nerve racking, our first ever episode.

真的非常非常感谢大家。

So thank you very, very much.

你们的支持对我们意义重大，超乎你们的想象。

We appreciate it more than you'll ever know.

是的。

Yes.

我们非常期待与你们共同开启这段旅程，听取你们的反馈，并在下一期节目中继续交流。

And we really look forward to this journey with you and hearing from you and talking in the next episode and yeah.

嗯。

Yeah.

在我们结束之前，我想读一段宣言，它来自一首叫《我是》的歌，我每天都对自己说这些话。

One thing before we go, I would really just like to maybe read out a sort of manifestation and it's it's it's from a song called I am and I've been saying this to myself every day.

这对每个人来说都是个很好的每日自我宣言，相信我，这个真的非常非常有力。

So this is a really good one for everyone to sort of read to themselves daily because trust me, this is very, very powerful this one.

我觉得我们可以在每周节目结束后都读一段宣言，这样每期结束时我们都能感受到力量。

And I think we might do a we might read a manifestation after each episode every week so that, you know, we can, feel empowered at the end of each episode.

好的。

Alright.

嗯，你想读一句吗？

Well, do you wanna read one line?

我来读一句吧。

I'll read one line.

好的。

Okay.

那我们就读这句吧。

Well, so we'll read this one out.

我健康。

I am healthy.

我富足。

I am wealthy.

我富有。

I am rich.

我就是那个女王。

I am that bitch.

我要去拿下那个目标，绝不

I am gonna go get That bag and I'm not

接受你的废话。

Gonna take your shit.

我备受保护，备受尊敬。

I'm protected well Respected.

我是女王。

I'm a queen.

我是梦想。

I'm a dream.

我做我想做的事。

I do what I wanna do.

我就是我想成为的人。

And I'm who I want to be.

谢谢。

Thank you.

每天对自己这样说。

So say that to yourself every day.

这是来自一首叫《我是》的歌。

It's from a song called I Am.

去查查这首歌，她唱的，非常有力量。

Look it up, and she sings it, and it is so powerful.

我每天早上都会听它。

I literally listen to it every morning.

除此之外，再见啦，美丽的人们。

But other than that, ciao, beautifuls.

我们下周见。

We'll see you next week.

谢谢。

Thank you.