我们出发吧！

天哪。

Oh my god.

有次在大学，Crystal 真的从我朋友手里抢了那瓶杰克丹尼。

Once in college, Crystal, like, literally grabbed this bottle of Jamie from, like, my friend's hand.

我们当时在南加大。

We're, like, at USC.

她只是来串门。

She's, like, visiting.

对不起。

I'm sorry.

她说等等。

She was like, hold on.

让我喝一口这个。

Like, let me drink some of this.

她一把抢过去，直接喝了一半，我朋友都吓傻了。

She was, grabs like, finishes half the And my friend was hella scared.

他说：‘老兄，你这朋友也太疯了吧。’

He's like, dude, your friend's a little wild.

我回他：‘卧槽，老兄。’

I'm like, fuck, dude.

我说：‘我其实不……’

You're like, I don't

认识她。

know her.

是啊。

Yeah.

这人是谁啊？

Like, who who's that?

天哪，对不起。

Shit, I'm sorry.

别说了，没事，挺搞笑的。

Don't No, it's Okay, funny

我喝完了

I finished

半瓶都干了，你信不信？

half the bottle, okay?

我估计早该挂了，不过那会儿剩下的大概也就一半了。

I probably would have died, but that was probably like half of what was left.

对，那就是Jeesoo。

Yeah, that's Jeesoo.

哦。

Oh

天哪，上大学那会儿，Jeesoo老爱灌酒，我们倒小杯，她直接给你倒双倍。

my god, in college, Jeesoo would be like or we'd pour shots and she'd like, Alright, one shot for you literally pours a double shot.

兄弟，她和

Dude, that's like her and

Tiffy。

Tiffy.

天哪。

Holy shit.

但他们真的一口干了，这简直让我震惊。

But then they actually drink it, which blows my mind.

不过我们一般都挺过来了。

But usually we survive.

对。

Yeah.

我真服了。

I'm really impressed.

我跟大学时候比，已经进步多了。

I've leveled up from my college days.

我的天。

Oh my god.

以前动不动就喝倒。

Used to just die all

那时候。

the time.

天哪。

Holy shit.

我真没法想象。

I can't imagine that.

大概是伏特加吧。

I guess maybe vodka.

伏特加。

Vodka.

我觉得挺稳的，像

I feel Solid like

那最能形容的是什么词来着？

that's the most what's the word?

就是，不带冒犯的。

Like, not offensive.

是的

Yeah.

最不冲的啤酒。

The most not offensive beer.

那杰格酒呢？

What about like Jaeger?

不了。

No.

你不喜欢杰格酒？

Oh, you don't like Jaeger?

我不喜欢。

I don't like it.

你最喜欢配什么喝？

What's your favorite chase?

我有时候会喝伏特加加蔓越莓汁。

Sometimes I'll get like vodka cranberries.

所以我觉得蔓越莓吧，其实就是

So I guess cranberry Yeah, is just

不太靠谱的选择。

not choice.

配酒喝？

A to go chase?

我一般选那种...

I think mine's like

我有时候会就着酒精喝。

Sometimes I chase with alcohol.

哦，哦。

Oh, oh.

比如啤酒？

Like a beer?

嗯，这搭配挺地道的。

Oh, That's a solid chase.

是的，没错。

Yeah, yeah.

确实如此。

That's so true.

或者像番石榴汁。

Or like guava juice.

天啊，听起来太美味了。

Oh my god, that sounds delicious.

我不确定你知不知道我说的是哪一种？

Don't know if any Wait, do know which one I'm talking about?

就是那种盒装的？

Like one in the carton?

哦，不，我不知道。

Oh, no, I don't.

我不确定你能不能直接走进酒吧，说：给我来一份

I don't know if you can just go up to a bar and be like, can I get

来杯番石榴汁？

some guava juice?

我当时在预热呢。

I was was pregame.

我正想象着呢。

I was imagining

艾米简直把那些调酒师都搞懵了。

Amy literally, like, confusing the shit out of some bartenders.

对对对。

Oh, yes.

我真想喝杯现榨的番石榴汁。

I need some freshly squeezed guava juice.

人家说：我们没有这个。

He's like, we don't have that.

要有机的。

Organic.

不过一般来说，要是喝伏特加，我还是喜欢加蔓越莓汁。

But, yeah, usually I like cranberry juice if it's vodka.

对，有时候我会就着啤酒一起喝，

Yeah, sometimes I'll chase it with beer or

你确实是啤酒爱好者。

Yeah, you're definitely a beer drinker.

没错。

Yeah.

不过我以前特别爱喝啤酒。

I used to really like beer, though.

我以前超讨厌啤酒，但后来去了圣地亚哥，

I used to hate it, but then San Diego

哎哟，

judged Oh,

是啊。

yeah.

那些精酿啤酒厂。

The breweries.

后来啊……

After

我开始喝到好啤酒的时候，才恍然大悟：原来啤酒还挺带感的。

I started having good beers, was like, wait, beer's pretty cool.

简直太棒了。

It's pretty bomb.

我平时一般配青柠，但真要选一款饮料的话，我选Cactus Cooler。

I think I usually chase with lime, but if I had to pick a drink, then Cactus Cooler.

-哦，-在圣地亚哥，我们以前老配这个喝。

-Oh, -In San Diego, we used to chase with that all the time.

对啊，因为便宜、好买，味道还棒。

-Right, because it's cheap, easy, tastes good.

对，那味道真的绝了。

-Yeah, it tastes so good.

是的。

-Yeah.

就是一种橙味汽水，但不知为啥，喝起来比芬达更像蜂蜜味。

-It's like this orange soda, but for some reason it tastes more honey like than Fanta.

更像蜜汁一样。

More nectar y.

就像那种番石榴汁。

Like that guava juice.

老兄，这番石榴汁是啥玩意儿？

Dude, what is this guava juice?

行了，咱们

Alright, we

今晚派对前可以去买点。

can go buy some for tonight's pregame.

哦，我还想到一个。

Oh, thought another one.

烧酒。

Soju.

就是那种韩国酒，像烧酒、米酒之类的。

Soju, like all the Korean alcohols like soju, makgeolli.

天哪，我超爱米酒。

Oh my god, I love makgeolli.

对，我简直就是米酒铁粉。

Yeah, it's a huge mackeolli fan.

我真的超爱米酒。

Literally love makgeolli so much.

烧酒也挺带劲的。

Soju's pretty dank too.

是啊。

Yeah.

烧酒其实特别

Soju's really Like

青葡萄味的。

green grape one.

对。

Yeah.

纯的烧酒，那味道真够呛的。

Soju, like unflavored soju is really like, ugh.

是啊，喝一口就想吐。

Yeah, it's very gagging.

你得配上……

You have to

加个柠檬。

have the lemon.

我记得我特别想来个整柠檬……

Remember the whole lemon I want

我想试试看。

to try that.

我从来没试过。

I've never tried it.

等等，真的吗？

Wait, really?

天哪。

Dude.

basically 是这样，你拿一个烧酒瓶的瓶盖，往柠檬顶部一拧，把之前切掉的那块地方掏空，然后在桌上滚一滚柠檬，挤出汁来。

Basically, there's this thing where you take the bottle cap of a soju bottle and then you twist it into the top of a lemon, you dig out that part that you cut into, and then you just roll the lemon on the table and squeeze.

哇哦。

Woah.

对啊，这招太绝了。

Yeah, it's so genius.

第一次Crystal给我演示的时候，

The first time Crystal showed me,

我直接惊呆了。

I was mind blown.

是啊，以前有人给我演示过，我当时就惊了，这简直是太聪明了。

Yeah, someone showed me once and I was like, Wait, this is literal genius.

对啊。

Yeah.

而且在那种小酒馆里，人家还会免费送你柠檬。

And they, like, give the lemons to you for free, like, if you're at, like, a green bar.

对。

Yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

一般都是这样，兄弟。

Usually, like, bro.

直接给我整个柠檬就行。

Pass me, like, literally a whole lemon.

那今晚去Gaam吗？

So, Gaam tonight?

老兄。

Dude.

我的意思是，

I mean,

我正低头看着呢。

I'm I'm looking down.

天哪。

Oh my god.

艾米，你闭嘴吧。

Amy, it's Shut the fuck up.

咱们在这儿呢，姐妹们。

We out here, bitches.

这期节目真成事了。

This episode is working.

谢谢各位听众加入我们的《天才玩家》播客。

Thank you, listeners, for being part of our Genius Player podcast

激励了Crystal出去玩。

for inspiring Crystal to go out.

哦，那我就在那儿等着吧。

Oh, well, I'll just be there.

天哪，真的要

Oh my god, do

Gaam那里有米酒吗？

they have Makgeolli at Gaam?

老兄，肯定有。

Dude, definitely.

大概吧，是的。

Probably, yeah.

对我来说，喝酒 mostly 就是社交而已。

Okay, I think for me drinking is just so social for the most part.

这话说得不对。

That's not true.

我喜欢慢慢品一杯调酒或者红酒，而不是一口闷那种烈酒。

I enjoy sipping on a drink, a mixed drink or wine, something that's not just like you throw back a fucking shot.

是的。

Yeah.

我同意。

I agree.

两种我都喜欢。

I like both.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得得看我想干嘛。

I think it depends on what I want.

对吧？

Right?

因为有时候我就想放松一下，跟朋友聊聊，确实如此。

Because there's the nights where I want it to be chill and you wanna catch up with people and Yeah.

有点儿吧，但有些晚上你就是想放纵一下。

Kinda But then there's some nights where you just wanna go wild.

对啊，还要跳舞呢。

Oh yeah, and dance.

你懂我的意思吧？

You know what I mean?

听点劲爆的音乐。

Listen to ratchet ass music.

老兄，也许部分原因是我根本不听这种歌。

Dude, maybe part of it is because I don't listen to ratchet music.

哦，那可能是一个

Oh, that could be a

很大的原因。

huge part actually.

这么说挺有道理的。

That makes sense.

说实话，我们去夜店的时候，我根本听不懂那些歌。

Literally, when we do go clubbing, I don't know the songs.

而且你也不怎么爱跳舞。

Also, you don't really like to dance.

不是那种舞。

Not that kind

就是那种。

of dance.

对极了。

Exactly.

我唯一能认出来的歌，都是上大学那会儿，那时候我经常出去玩，听到过几遍，才有点印象。

The only songs I'll know is because in college, per se, when I actually did go out more often, I would be like, Oh, I've heard this song before, so I kind of know it.

但歌词一个都记不住。

But definitely don't know any of the lyrics.

说实话，我也是。

Honestly, same.

就跟着副歌和节奏走就行了。

Just feel like chorus and the beat.

知道这些就够了。

That's all you need to know.

也许吧，我该去了解一下嘻哈音乐。

Maybe, I don't know, maybe I should study some hip hop music.

对。

Yeah.

我要不要直接给你发几首歌？

Should I just DM you random songs?

艾米的车里播放列表是不是全是那种很炸的歌？

Do like Amy's whole car playlist is just ratchet music?

昨晚在Arena我们肯定都听到了那些歌。

We definitely heard all those songs at Arena last night.

我试过放点正能量的歌，结果一听，等等……

I tried to play some wholesome shit, I was like, wait.

等一下。

Wait a second.

该换个风格了。

Time to fucking switch it around.

老兄，没错。

Dude, yeah.

我的车里可一点都不放这种炸街音乐，天哪。

My car is not ratchet Oh my god.

其实我有个挺搞笑的故事。

Actually, have a pretty funny story.

高中那会儿，我真问过Amy：你能不能给我推荐点炸街歌？

So in high school, Amy actually did I asked Amy, was like, Can you give me some Ratchet music recs?

她就给我推了几首。

And so she gave me some.

我全下载到手机里了。

I downloaded it onto my phone.

后来上大学的时候，我载朋友去上课，对吧？

And then in college, I was driving my friend to class, right?

我就随便乱播我整个歌单。

And I was just shuffle playing through my whole library.

天哪。

Oh my god.

结果真就播到Tyga了。

And then literally, Tyga came up.

好像是《Rack City》那首吧。

I think it was like Rack City or something.

我的天。

My god.

我当时就开着车呢。

Was just driving.

对啊，我就是开车，你懂的。

Yeah, I was just driving, you know?

我当时一点反应都没有。

I was like, no reaction.

我朋友直接惊得下巴都快掉地上了。

My friend literally just like, her mouth dropped open.

她盯着我看，我也看着她。

She stared at me and I looked at her.

我立马就切到下一首了。

Was like, Immediately pressed next.

我心里想：这歌可不是我的风格。

Was like, that's not me.

她问我：你iPhone里放的这玩意儿到底是什么鬼？

She was like, what the fuck did I just hear from your iPhone?

这可是经典神曲啊，老兄。

Classic bangers, dude.

你们高中那会儿喝的啥啊？

What were you guys, like, drinking in high school?

我觉得在高中那会儿。

I think in high school.

水？

Water?

水？

Water?

那喝牛奶？

So milk?

不是的，Jeesoo。

So no, Jeesoo.

我正看着你呢。

I'm looking at you.

操。

Shit.

我觉得高中那会儿，关键是能搞到啥，而不是什么他妈的‘真实’。

I feel like in high school, it was more of what can you get than all fucking True.

赶紧喝了这玩意儿，你

Drink that shit, you

所以

So

咱们喝的那个玩意儿叫Captain Oh my god。

the shit that we drank was Captain Oh my god.

天啊。

Gosh.

Fireball。

Fireball.

这东西是

It's a

Simo这家伙。

Simo dude.

对，Simo。

Yeah, Simo.

等等，还有

Also Wait,

我正想说天啊

I was just gonna say Oh my

上帝啊，还有Sky。

god, and Sky.

Sky。

Sky.

哦，太恶心了。

Oh, so gross.

老天爷

Holy

真够呛。

shit.

这都是大一时候喝的酒啊。

Such freshman year drinks too.

是啊。

Yeah.

我真被Fireball给整怕了，有一次喝完，第二天宿醉得要死，结果喝了杯阿特恰，居然味道一模一样。

I'm literally scarred by Fireball because one time we drank it and then I was really hungover the next day and I had a horchata and I was like, It tastes the same.

这简直让我瞬间回到当年，根本受不了。

It's a fucking flashback to Literally cannot.

说真的，太搞笑了。

Actually fucking hilarious.

对，我超讨厌Fireball。

Yeah, I hate Fireball.

我也超讨厌Captain Morgan。

I Bad also hate Captain Morgan.

对，我也是。

Yeah, me too.

Captain Morgan这东西

Captain Morgan is

我这儿啥都没有，天呐

Nothing my Bad

掩盖不了这味道。

masks that taste.

老兄，呕——

Dude, ugh.

太恶心了。

So gross.

我马上就要吐了。

I'm about to yak right now.

Crystal都炸了。

Crystal's so triggered.

等等，Jeesoo，你高中时候参加过很多派对吗？还是那种小规模的聚会？

Wait, Jeesoo, did you go to a lot of, like, high school parties or was it, like, kickbacks?

我觉得我们高中其实没办过多少派对。

I feel like our high school actually didn't throw that many parties.

通常我们学校的孩子会去别的高中参加派对。

Usually, was kids from our high school going to other high school parties.

哦，这还挺有意思的。

-Oh, that is so interesting.

不然就是我们自己小圈子搞点小型聚会。

-Or we would have smaller kickbacks within friend groups.

这是你们女生的小圈子吗？

-Is this your girl high school friend group?

对。

-Yeah.

我们在高中那会儿试了很多东西，

We experimented a lot in high school,

我觉得吧。

I think.

一般都是和我那几个女生朋友，到了高二高三就更固定了。

It was usually with my girls and then I think junior and senior Your girls.

那时候，我和我女朋友们在一起，朋友圈子就是我约会的那些男生们。

With my girls, junior and senior year was the friend groups of the guys I was dating.

嗯，对。

Okay.

那时候是这样的。

At the time, yeah.

这倒说得通。

That makes sense.

我和艾米那边，我们学校确实偶尔会搞派对，但我们年级基本不玩。

For me and Amy, our school did actually party a bit, but our grade didn't.

等等。

Oh, wait.

对。

Yeah.

我们就是这样的。

That's like us.

是啊。

Yeah.

我们就是这样的。

That's exactly us.

对。

Yeah.

太对了。

That's so true.

对吧？

Right?

比我们高一届的，他们确实经常聚会。

Like, grade above us, they definitely partied.

是啊。

Yeah.

但我们呢，就说不上来，反正就是开窍得晚，也不知道哪儿不对。

But we were like, I don't know, just like were late bloomers What's or wrong

我们也是这样？

with us?

我觉得下面一届学生也挺爱玩的。

I feel like the grade beneath us also partying.

是啊，

Yeah,

确实如此。

that's so true.

我们就是大器晚成。

We were just late bloomers.

我们第一次正经参加派对是高三年级舞会后的聚会。

Our first like actual party was junior prom after party.

对啊，那才是第一次真的所有人都来了的派对。

Yeah, that was like the first actual party where everyone came.

你懂我意思吧？

You know what mean?

那场面可太乱了。

Was kinda It was very ratchet.

对，确实挺带感的。

Yeah, it's kinda legit.

确实挺带感的。

It's kinda legit.

怎么个

How

法？

did it go?

那是大多数人第一次喝酒吗？

Was that like the first time most people drank?

那场面太疯了。

It was wild.

说实话，是的。

Honestly, yes.

是的

Yeah.

对，就是喝，猛喝。

Yeah, like drink, drink.

是啊。

Yeah.

你知道的

You know

什么意思？

what mean?

人都喝得挺疯的。

People were like pretty fucked up.

到处都是人吐得到处都是。

Like, people were yakking left and right.

天哪。

Oh, my God.

是的。

Yeah.

他们居然在水槽里吐。

They yakked in the sink.

我当时就想，这我得赶紧收拾干净。

And I Oh, was like, I'm cleaning that.

对。

Yeah.

那会儿啥都乱七八糟的。

Everything was, like, really ratchet.

没错。

Yeah.

年纪太小就喝酒，就是这样。

That's the thing about drinking when you're so young.

你根本不知道该怎么管住自己。

I think you just don't know how to control yourself at all.

是的

Yeah.

你根本不知道自己能喝多少。

Like, you don't know your limits.

就是没分寸。

Limits.

对啊

Yeah.

你懂我的意思吧？

Know I mean?

尤其是像我这种体型瘦小的人。

Especially for, like, lightweight people speaking about myself.

我对于大学时喝酒也有这种感觉。

I I kinda feel that way about college drinking too.

每个人都在拼命找对象。

Everyone is still trying to fuck.

就是啊

Is so

真的。

true.

大学就是看你他妈能拼到什么地步。

College is like finding your fucking ultimate max.

你真正的极限？

Your true max?

怎么个

How

法儿你能撑住？

much can I rally?

在死之前。

Before dying.

真的。

Legit.

真的快没命了。

Literally dying.

大一那会儿我们可疯了。

We were wild in freshman year.

是啊。

Yeah.

但到大四的时候，我们基本就收心了。

But I think we got it under control by senior year.

对，就是毕业那年。

Yeah, year outside England.

我觉得大四的时候，人基本就倦了。

I think by senior year, you're pretty done.

对，太真实了。

Yeah, that's so true.

我觉得吧，你把该疯的都疯完了，等真到21岁出去喝酒玩的时候，反而特别克制了。

I think it's like you get all the party out of you, and then when you're actually 21 and you're going out to drink and stuff, you're a lot more controlled.

你可不是在瞎闹腾

You're not making up fool

自己找麻烦。

of yourself.

确实如此。

That's true.

你得操心怎么回家，付酒钱。

You have to worry about getting home, paying for drinks.

不可能像在朋友家那样，喝完了倒头就睡。

You're not just at your friend's house where you could crash.

而且在家喝酒、搞派对，我觉得我通常喝得比在外面还醉。

Also, feel like kickbacks and drinking at someone's house, I think I usually get more fucked up than if we're out.

尤其是跟一帮特别铁的朋友，你特别放松。

Especially if it's a good sorry, a close group of friends, you're very comfortable.

因为酒根本停不下来。

Because there's just a constant flow of alcohol.

是啊，太对了。

Yeah, so true.

艾米，你酒量差，你得分享点怎么躲酒的诀窍。

Amy, since you're a lightweight, you should give some tips on

怎么躲才不会喝到烂醉啊。

how to dodge without getting my god.

老兄，我可有一堆招儿，但我也好几次被逮住了。

Dude, I have so many tips, but I've also gotten caught many times.

这些都得打个折听，别全信。

Take everything with a grain of salt.

自己承担风险啊。

Do it at your own risk.

大家都知道她酒量差，一看她躲酒就心照不宣：‘哎，艾米又在躲了’，可谁也不敢说，反正就想看她醉倒。

Everyone who knows she's lightweight will be like, oh, Amy's dodging again, but we can't even say anything because we want her to die.

真的。

Like legit.

但那是现在的事了。

But that's now.

好吧。

Okay.

以前在大学的时候，大家玩得特别疯、特别较真，我就会干一些比如‘回冲’的事。

So back in college when people were, like, crazier and more intense about it, I would do shit like backwashing.

哦。

Oh.

所以你追的时候，就会来这么一出。

So you would, like, you would have your chase.

对吧？

Right?

你先干了那杯酒，然后假装把追酒也喝了，其实偷偷吐掉了。

And you have your shot, you, like, take the shot.

把酒精全吐了。

And then you'd pretend to drink the chase, but you'd actually just spit out the alcohol.

等等。

Wait.

这简直是我听过的最

That's, like, the

聪明的办法了。

smartest thing I've ever

听说过。

heard of.

但我真干过好多次，就是老被逮住。

But I've actually done that, like, a lot, but, like, I've been caught before.

天哪。

Oh, my god.

明白了。

Okay.

这事儿有点恶心，不过——

This is kind of nasty, but,

别管了，赶紧喝你的酒吧。

like Just drink your chases.

有人偷喝我的酒了。

Someone's drink my Chase.

而且人也不多。

And this is a small

人也不多。

group too.

我明显漏掉了。

I've missed so clearly.

就三四个吧，大家一块儿喝着。

It was, like, maybe three or four of us, and then we're all drinking together.

我居然还往那啤酒里回吹，真是够了。

And I was, like, backwashing into this fucking, like, beer or whatever.

然后

And then

我朋友就抿了一口。

my friend, like, sips on it.

关键是，我们喝的酒精饮料是利蒙cello，特别酸柠檬味儿。

And the thing is that the alcohol we're drinking was limoncello, which is a very lemony tasting liquor.

所以我把那玩意儿又吐回啤酒里了，啤酒颜色深，根本看不出来。

So I was backwashing that into the beer, which is kind of dark, so you can't tell.

然后

And then

他喝了一口，说：这酒怎么像柠檬味儿的啤酒？

he took a sip and he was like, this is like lemon beer.

我当时就说：

I was like,

不可能吧。

no.

你瞎说什么呢？

What are you talking about?

你就是喝多了而已。

That's just you're, like, drunk.

你居然让他喝你的回流液？

You let him drink your backwash.

老兄，我能怎么办？

Dude, what was I supposed to do?

总不能一把抢过来吧？

Like, snatch it from his hands?

那不是更显眼了吗？

Like, that'd be more obvious.

我知道，但那是我的酒啊，他又喝了一口。

I'm sure, but, like, that's my And he, like, drinks again.

他说：不可能。

He's like, no.

这明明就是柠檬啤酒。

That's definitely lemon beer.

我当时就想，干脆一把抢过来，直接扔地上算了。

I'm like and then I just grab it, I was like, throw it down.

然后我就说：天哪！

And I'm like Oh my god.

我就说……

And I'm

不行。

like, no.

那就是普通的啤酒。

That's regular beer.

然后我就直接走开了。

And I just walk away.

太搞笑了。

So funny.

那他后来有没有反应过来？

So did he ever put two and two together?

我敢打赌他

I'm pretty sure he

后来应该是明白了，但他也没当面戳穿我。

did, like, later on, but I don't I don't think he called me out for it.

天哪

Oh my

我的天啊。

Oh my god.

至少有一次，我试过那个把戏。

At least once I tried to put that specific trick.

结果你喝了自己的回流水。

And then you drank your own back wash.

是啊，老兄。

Yeah, dude.

弄巧成拙了。

Backfired.

是的。

Yeah.

没错。

That's true.

操。

Fuck.

或者你根本从来不喝那杯酒。

Or you just never drink the Chase.

就一直回冲酒，天啊。

Just keep backwashing shots Oh of my god.

我简直不敢相信，天啊。

I can't believe oh my god.

那个可怜的

That poor

家伙。

guy.

是的。

Yeah.

对不起啊，万一有人喝过我那口回流的酒。

Apologies to everyone that may drink my

回流的shot。

back washed shot.

呕。

Ew.

天哪。

Oh my god.

你有没有也这样对我过？

Did did you ever do that to me?

我觉得没有。

I don't think so.

我记得主要是大学那会儿，大家经常

I think it was mostly in college when, like, people

非得逼你

really press you to

不然就得躲开。

dodge it otherwise.

好啦好啦。

Okay, okay.

是啊，现在容易多了。

Yeah, nowadays it's lot easier.

等等，这招太牛了，兄弟。

Wait, that's so smart, dude.

这可是你的绝活啊，

That is your Dude,

我的小秘密。

it's my dirty

小秘密。

little secret.

老兄，有次特别恶心，那是太阳神音乐节的预热派对，你知道吧，圣地亚哥夏天那个音乐节，有个男的走过来，手里拎着一大瓶灰雁伏特加，非让我喝一口。

Dude, one time this is pretty gross, but one time at a pregame party for Sun God, you see San Diego's summer music festival, some guy came up to me and he was holding this giant bottle of Grey Goose and he was like, Drink some.

我说：‘不了，我早就醉了。’

And I was like, No, I'm drunk.

他非说：‘哎呀，别这么矫情，喝一口嘛。’

He was like, Oh, come on, drink some.

我当时心想：‘操，算了，喝就喝吧。’

And you know, I was like, Fuck, I guess.

因为就我们俩在那儿，我根本逃不掉，被逼到墙角了。

Because it was literally just him and me and I was like, I'm cornered here.

于是我灌了一大口，然后等他一走开，我就赶紧躲开。

So I took a swig and then I waited till he walked away.

我一转身，身后就是水槽。

I turned around, the kitchen sink was behind me.

天哪，你真的一口全吐水槽里了？

Oh my god, you literally stared up.

天哪。

Oh my god.

等等，她喝下去了，然后就吐了。

Wait, she drank it, but then she yaks.

对啊，我当时就

Yeah, I had like a

一小口？这也太搞笑了。

little That's hilarious.

小小地吐了一下，我还心想：天啊，没人看见吧？

A little mini yak, and I was like, oh my god, no one saw it, right?

然后我就赶紧走开了。

And then I walked away.

好了，各位，记好了。

Alright, guys, take note.

就直接喝吧。

Just drink

喝完立马就吐出来。

it and then yak it out immediately.

别躲，直接吐。

Don't even dodge it.

喝完就直接吐出来。

Just yak it out after.

我觉得关键是先主动搞事，再躲开。

I think the key really is to instigate first and then dodge.

这招挺聪明的。

That's pretty smart.

因为这样别人会觉得你服软了。

Because then you seem like you're down.

说到底就是个印象问题，对的。

It's all about perception, Yeah.

所以我就会说，天哪，各位。

So I'll go like, oh my god, guys.

咱们把酒干了。

Let's, take our shots.

这叫热身阶段，对吧？

This is, the pregame.

对。

Right?

然后我给大家——包括我自己——都倒上一杯。

And then, like, I pour everyone shots

天哪。

Oh my god.

我都给自己倒上。

Including myself.

然后我举杯一碰，说声干杯。

And I'm just, cheers.

接着拎着我的酒杯就走人。

And then walk off, like with my fucking shot.

大家早就玩开了，各自干了杯。

And everyone would already be like having fun, taking their shot.

我就想，这下所有人都能尽兴了。

I'm like, now everyone gets to have fun.

我不用再硬撑了。

And I don't have to be

别喝太嗨了。

too lit.

我年轻那会儿，酒量还挺行的。

When I was younger, I could drink a decent amount.

你能喝得下去，别人一眼就看出来了。

When you can drink a good amount, people will know.

人家心里就有数了：这人能喝，就找他拼酒。

They'll be like, Okay, this is the person to drink with.

对啊，你就是那个酒量王者。

Yeah, like, You're the tank.

大家都喝酒。

Everyone takes shots.

对，有时候他们还会跟你介绍，哎哟，这姑娘酒量真好。

Yeah, or sometimes they'll introduce you like, Oh my, this girl's a tank.

对，这可是个坑。

Yeah, that's a trap.

你就会想，哎……

You're like, Oh,

这真是个坑。

it's such a trap.

要是的话……

Would be

大家都会找你拼酒。

the person that a lot of people would seek out to drink.

他们会说，我知道你能喝这个。

They'd be like, I know you can drink this.

我肯定会说：‘天哪，完了。’

I'd be like, Oh, fuck.

你得明白。

Please know.

我经常做的就是说：‘行，给我五分钟，我陪你五分钟内把这杯干了。’

One thing I did a lot was I'd be like, alright, give me five minutes, and I'll drink the shot with you in five minutes.

有时候我直接看表，说：‘现在是9点25，你9点30再回来，拿杯酒来，咱们一起喝。’

Or I'd literally look at my watch and be like, okay, right now it's like 09:25, come back at 09:30, and then bring a shot, we'll take up the shot.

他们就会说：‘行。’

And they'll be like, okay.

因为你根本没法拒绝，对吧？

Because because you don't say no, right?

他们就会说

They'll be

‘行。’

like, okay.

然后他们就走开了，有时候还真就忘了。

And then they walk off, and then sometimes they'll forget.

但很多时候他们会回来，说：‘九点半了。’

But a lot of times they will come back and they'll be like, It's 09:30.

这些疯子。

Those crazy fuckers.

死缠着你不放。

Won't leave you alone.

不过好处是，这确实帮你把喝酒的节奏拉开了。

But then the good thing about that is that it definitely helps you pace out your shots.

确实如此。

That's very true.

就是这么回事。

That's what's true.

所以，当年在大学里多喝点的时候，我就靠这招撑过来的。

So, that was kind of how I survived drinking a little more in college.