更多俚语！！

禁令已经生效了。

The ban is in the house.

但当你到了现实世界里，你就会完全使用那些词。

But when you're out in the real world, you are full on using those terms.

而且你会完全提到他们，你知道的——

And you're full on referring to them, and you know-

我笑死了。

I'm dead

……每一个梗都提。

... every single reference.

我偷偷在看那些被我拉黑的人。

I'm secretly watching the people that I banned.

对，完全同意。

Yeah, totally.

我不确定我会不会看锁骨那个频道，但我大概能想象到那种情况。

I don't know if I would watch Clavicular, but I can kind of envision that.

我在努力保护孩子安全的时候，就被它吸引进去了。

I get sucked into it while I'm trying to keep my kids safe.

你心里有数。

You're aware.

你总是能跟上节奏。

You're always on top of it.

你不是独立俚语达人，还能是谁？

Who are you if not the indie slang knower?

每次现在，我都感谢过去的Jeesoo教了我mogging、looksmaxxing和viewing。

Every current modern day, I thank past Jeesoo for teaching me mogging- ... and looksmaxxing, and viewing.

天哪。

Oh my god.

我记得有几集我们聊过Gen Z俚语。

I do remember a couple episodes where we had a Gen Z slang.

然后你就说：“我这辈子真的从没听过有人用过这个。”

And then you were like, "I have literally never heard anyone use this ever in my life."

天哪，但现在到处都是。

Dude, but now it's everywhere.

我当时就想，"天哪，Jeesoo 真是早鸟。"

And I was like, "Damn, Jeesoo's an early adopter."

不过挺搞笑的，虽然我们聊过那些有生命力的词，但我觉得也有很多俚语就这么消失了。

It's so funny, though, because even though we talked about words with longevity, I feel like there's also a lot of slang that just fell off the face of the earth-

……没人再用了。

... that no one uses anymore.

还记得以前大家说 on fleek 吗？

Remember when people used to say on fleek?

我的天。

Oh my god.

等等，那是千禧一代的说法。

Wait, that was a millennial thing.

哦。

Oh.

也许这就是为什么它不长久。

Maybe that's why there's no longevity.

那是千禧一代的东西，我觉得那是十多年前的事了。

That was a millennial thing, and I think that was 10 plus years ago.

那是我们上大学的时候。

That was college for us.

确实。

That's true.

我觉得即使我们在播客里聊到on fleek的时候，我们都说，对，这玩意儿太老了。

I think even when we talked about on fleek on this podcast, we were like, "Yeah, this shit is hella old."

它已经过时了。

"It's on the outs."

好，我还记得on fleek特指眉毛。

Okay, I also remember specifically on fleek was for eyebrows.

但现在，我觉得大家都趋同了。

But now, I guess everyone has homogenized.

现在眉毛都有标准款式了，所以“on fleek”已经过时了。

There's a standard eyebrow kind of style, so on fleek is gone.

没错，因为，天哪，2016年画眉毛，兄弟，那基本上就是用马克笔画的。

That's true, because, oh my god, doing eyebrows in 2016, bro, that shit was Sharpied on, basically.

就是Anastasia那个眉胶。

The Anastasia Brow Pomade.

对，没错。

Yeah, exactly.

现在人们还说“lit”，对吧？

People still say lit, right?

我觉得是吧。

I think so.

但我不确定年轻人会不会觉得这很土。

But I don't know if the young people think that it's lame.

靠。

Fuck.

我觉得你说得对。

I think you're right.

我从来没听年轻人说过“lit”。

I've never seen a young person say lit.

我在我们千禧一代的朋友面前会说。

I say it around our millennial friends.

其实，我现在还经常说吗？

Actually, do I even say it as much now?

我觉得我以前有点“lit”上瘾。

I think I had a lit problem before.

我都能点名说我们有些朋友现在还在说“lit”。

I can literally name some of our friends who still have a lit problem.

所以我觉得我们聚在一起的时候就会冒出来。

So I think it comes out when we're all together.

不过现在在外面，我觉得我说得少了。

Currently out in the wild, though, I think I talk less.

我尽量多观察。

I try to observe more.

少说话，多听。

Mouth closed, ears open.

没错。

Exactly.

好，我上网查了2010年的流行语和意思。

Okay, well, I googled common 2010 slang and meanings.

也许我们应该快速过一遍——

Maybe we should rapid fire-

天哪。

Oh my god

……过还是不过，好吗？

... in or out, okay?

好。

Okay.

进，出，但话说回来，你自己平时会用这个词吗？

In, out, but also, do you use this personally?

宝贝。

Bae.

哦～

Ooh.

我其实从来没用过这个词。

I never really used this.

但有时候它还挺合适的。

But sometimes it just fits.

我其实现在偶尔还会用。

I actually still use it sometimes.

我从来不会按它的本意来用，就是另一半那种意思。

I never use it in its actual meaning, your SO or whatever.

我在想个例子，看看我会怎么用它。

I'm trying to think of an example of how I would use it.

我觉得我只有在别人特别喜欢某个东西的时候才会用这个词，比如特别喜欢某个东西或者某个话题。

I think I only ever really use it in a context of someone really liking something, like an object or a topic.

比如说——

So, for example-

哦。

Oh.

那是不是就像如果我有一个梦幻足球球员，然后他某一周表现特别猛，你就会说“那是你的宝贝”这样？

Would it be like if I had a fantasy football player, and then he really popped off one week, you would be like, "Oh, that's your bae"?

对。

Yes.

没错，就是这样。

Actually, yeah, exactly.

好。

Okay.

我觉得这样说得通。

I feel like that makes sense.

我觉得“bae”这个词挺搞笑挺反讽的，但你绝对不能跟别人说“这是我宝贝”这种话。

I think bae is kind of funny and ironic, but you can never say, "Oh, this is my bae."

对。

No.

那就会很奇怪。

Then it's weird.

听起来特别傻。

It comes wack as fuck.

这个词永远不会用来指你真正的另一半。

That's never going to be about your actual partner.

好，我明白“on fleek”这个了。

Okay, I see on fleek.

我们之前聊过这个词。

We talked about this one.

哦，天呐。

Oh, dude.

我懂，就是那种很嗨的感觉。

I see lit.

YOLO，人生只有一次。

YOLO.

我的天哪。

Oh my god.

好吧，我现在已经不说也不用YOLO了，但说实话，那确实是我的人生信条。

Okay, I don't say or use YOLO anymore, but I can't lie, that is my life motto.

你背上是不是纹了这句话之类的。

It's tattooed on your back or some shit.

很多时候，我就是那种心态，"对，管他呢。

Oftentimes, I'm kind of just like, "Yeah, fuck it.

我们就是得去做。"

We just got to do it."

兄弟，说实话，我真的很喜欢YOLO。

Dude, I love YOLO, honestly.

好吧，YOLO这个词用来讽刺简直太合适了。

Okay, YOLO has perfect ironic usage potential.

你不觉得吗？

Don't you think so?

对，因为年轻的时候，我总爱说：“管他呢，干就完了。”

Yes, because when we were younger, I would always be like, "Yeah, fuck it.

YOLO，兄弟。”

YOLO, dude."

你只要在路过的时候飞快地说出来就行。

You just have to say it really fast in passing.

所以现在，我不说出口了，但这种心态一直留着。

So now, I don't say it out loud, but it is the mentality that stays.

这种态度已经融入你的血液了。

It's the attitude coursing through your veins.

对，就是这样。

Yes, exactly.

好的。

Okay.

炫耀。

Flex.

哦，等等。

Oh, wait.

其实，这个还在用——

Actually, this is still used-

……用得挺多的。

... a lot.

哦，天哪。

Oh, shit.

好吧，但我觉得“mogging”也算是一种炫耀吧。

Okay, but I guess mogging is kind of flexing.

哦，对哦。

Oh, true.

但这是不一样的。

But it's different.

有点不一样，因为就像——

It's a little different, because like-

炫富更有点炫耀的意思。

Flex is a little bit more braggy.

你可以向别人炫富，或者你可能无意中碾压别人。

You can flex on people, or you can unintentionally mog people.

或者你可以炫耀你的收藏品。

Or you can flex your collection of stuff.

比如，“哦，他在炫耀他的东西。”

Like, "Oh, he's flexing his shit."

对。

True.

我觉得炫富这个词还是很常用的。

I think flex is still alive and well.

好的。

Okay.

你会用这个词吗？

Do you use it?

我觉得我确实还在用，但我可能用mog更多一些。

I think I do still use it, but I probably use mog a little bit more.

我觉得我其实从来不怎么用flex，但有时候它会突然冒出来。

I think I never really used flex that much, but it can pop out of me sometimes.

好吧，其实我现在唯一用它的情况是，当有人在对话中假装谦虚地炫耀，然后——

Okay, actually, the only context that I really use it in now is when someone does a humble brag in a conversation, and then-

对

Yes

……

...

我就会说：“好吧，炫得不错。”

I'll be like, "Okay, nice flex."

对。

Yes.

我有时候也会用它来贬低别人。

I kind of use it in a more derogatory way as well.

比如，“别那么使劲炫耀了。”

Like, "Stop trying to flex so hard."

对。

Yes.

就那种感觉。

That kind of thing.

好，那“deadass”呢？

Okay, how about deadass?

哦，哥们，这可是你的最爱。

Oh, dude, this was your bae.

确实。

True.

我个人其实从来不用这个词，但我经常听到。

I personally never really use this word But I hear it.

它还挺流行的。

It's alive and well.

前几天我还听到一个青少年在用。

I heard a teenager use it the other day.

它确实还很流行。

It is alive and well.

天哪。

Oh, my God.

这让我很欣慰。

That's very validating.

谢天谢地，因为我还在用。

Thank God, because I still use it.

我就想，"希望它不会显得过时。"

I'm like, "I hope it's not uncool."

不会，你用这个词酷毙了。

No, you're cool as fuck for using it.

对。

Yes.

我和“死认真”是朋友，但我从来不用这个词，因为大学时，在我早期的一个实习中，我一位千禧一代的上司问我，她说：“嘿，我最近老听到‘死认真’这个词。”

Deadass and I are friends, but I don't ever use it, because when we were still in college, in one of my early internships, one of my more millennial bosses asked me that year, she was like, "Hey, so I've been hearing deadass a lot.

“我们能确认一下它的意思吗？”

Can we confirm the meaning of this?"

然后我就给他们解释了，接着我们还做了一些用“死认真”造句的练习。

And so I explained it to them, and then we did some exercises of using deadass in sentences.

搞什么鬼？

What the fuck?

这就像词汇课，但只教一个词。

It's like a vocab lesson, but only on one word.

就像，如果我说：“这真是死认真，等等等等。”

It was like, so if I said, "This is deadass blah, blah, blah."

还有一个词，听起来可能像负面的，但其实是正面的。

There was a second word that also might sound negative, but is actually positive.

然后她把这两个词都用在一个完整的句子里，我就说：“完全正确，你基本上就是最棒的。”

So she used both of them in a full sentence, and I was like, "That is exactly right, and that is you're the best, basically."

她就说：“明白了。”

And she's like, "Got it."

Deadass真是个完美的俚语词。

Deadass is just such a perfect slang word.

我觉得没有别的词有类似的意思。

There's nothing that has a similar meaning, I think.

就是直接替换了“说实话”。

Just replaced honestly.

我再也不说“说实话”了。

I never say honestly anymore.

真的吗？

For real?

哦，对。

Oh, true.

天哪，"for real"已经过时了吗？

Damn, is for real on the outs?

那没有"deadass"那么有力度。

That's not as emphatic as deadass.

"Deadass"听起来更严肃一些，可能是因为带点脏话的感觉。

Deadass somehow sounds more serious, maybe because there's mild cussing involved.

我觉得"deadass"就是那种光靠这一个词就能聊起来的词。

I feel like deadass is one of those words where you could just have a conversation with just that word.

Deadass。

Deadass.

Deadass。

Deadass.

好，跟"deadass"有点像但又不完全一样的是，当发生什么好笑的事，大家都会说"我的天，我笑死了。"

Okay, kind of similar, but not so similar to deadass, though, is when something funny would happen, and then everyone would be like, "Oh my God, I'm dead.

我笑死了。

I'm deceased."

然后还有各种跟“死”相关的说法。

And then variations of the word dead.

我觉得现在说的人不多了，但我就是停不下来。

I feel like not a lot of people say it anymore, but I cannot stop saying it.

2026年了，我还在说“我死了”。

I am still out here saying, "I'm dead," in 2026.

天哪，这就是我们千禧一代的习惯。

Dude, that is the millennial in us.

我知道。

I know.

我也有这个毛病。

I'm guilty of that, too.

我觉得我偶尔也会这么说。

I think I also still say that occasionally.

我注意到现在的年轻人，至少在评论区里，他们会说“我在哭”，但不是正常拼写的crying，而是C-R-I-N-E，就像“我在哭”。

I notice the kids now, at least in the comments, they'll go, "I'm crying," but instead of crying spelled out the normal way, it's like C-R-I-N-E, like, "I'm crine."

C-R-I-N-E。

C-R-I-N-E.

哦。

Oh.

而且这是一种半讽刺的用法。

And it's semi-ironic usage.

我们说“我死了”的时候，不是讽刺的，对吧？

When we say, "I'm dead," it's not ironic, right?

但他们说“我在哭”的时候，有点像“我在笑，但搞什么鬼？”

But when they say, "I'm crine," it's kind of like, "I'm laughing, but what the fuck?"

就是那种感觉。

That kind of vibe.

哦。

Oh.

天哪。

My.

但我现在都30岁了。

But I'm like 30 now.

不，我觉得那样只会让我们看起来像不会拼写一样。

No. I think that makes us just look like we don't know how to spell.

我觉得现在我们为了避开“我死了”这个说法，用的是骷髅表情。

I think now what we do to escape the I'm dead is the skull emoji.

但你知道吗，孩子们现在不怎么用那个了。

But did you know that kids don't use that as much?

对，他们用枯萎的玫瑰。

Yeah, they use the wilting rose.

他们用玫瑰表情。

They use the rose emoji.

哦。

Oh.

我觉得骷髅表情太容易让大家跟风了，所以年轻人就会说，哎呀，老家伙们已经在用这个了。

I think because skull emoji was really, really easy for everyone to hop on, so then the kids were like, "Ugh, the old people are already using this shit."

这太快了。

It was way too fast.

所以他们就想，我们需要找一个更隐晦的表情。

So they're like, "We need to find a more ambiguous emoji."

所以现在他们用玫瑰。

So that's why they use the rose now.

这是我的理论。

That's my theory.

我们要不要也跟风用一下？

Should we hop on it?

但我觉得，一旦我们开始用，他们又会用新的小众表情了。

But okay, I feel like as soon as we start using it, they're going to use some new niche emoji.

我觉得在我们朋友圈里，其实我们已经开始用了。

I think in our friend group, actually, we have kind of hopped on it.

哦，我想是吧。

Oh, I guess so.

有一点。

Little bit.

在我们的幻想聊天群里，有很多枯萎的玫瑰。

In our fantasy chat, there's a lot of wilting roses.

好的。

Okay.

确实。

That's true.

好的。

Okay.

我现在有一份2026年的词汇清单，但我知道你也有自己的词汇。

I have a list of 2026 words now, but I know you also have words, too.

是的，所以听起来我们的千禧一代俚语，大部分时候我们得往前看了。

Yeah, so it sounds like our millennial slang, we need to move on for the most part.

我们会把它留在2010年代。

We'll leave it behind in the 2010s.

好的。

Okay.

我觉得新的策略是你得变得中立。

I think the new strat is you have to become neutral.

你得成为一个不用俚语但能理解俚语的人，这样你看起来就很睿智。

You have to become someone who doesn't use slang but understands slang, and then you seem wise.

但我不是要追求睿智。

But I'm not going for wise.

哦，好吧。

Oh, okay.

我觉得这就是我的问题。

I think that's my problem.

我追求的是年轻和时髦。

I'm going for young and hip.

哦。

Oh.

但现在我不年轻了，我得加倍潮才行，这真的很难。

But now that I'm not young, I have to be doubly as hip, and that's just really hard.

我可不想打出什么“C-R-I-N-E”之类的词。

I don't want to be typing out C-R-I-N-E and shit.

我觉得我就像变色龙一样。

I feel like I'm just trying to go for chameleon.

跟大人在一起我能像个大人，跟小孩在一起我能——

I can be an adult with adults, and I can-

……像个小孩。

... be a kid with kids.

好了，我已经准备好学现在的流行语了。

Okay, I'm ready for current day slang.

好的。

Okay.

我们来看看2026年的流行语吧。

Let's go through 2026 slang words.

就是那种感觉。

Type shit.

咱们把这个拿出来讨论讨论。

Let's put this on the chopping block.

我前几天在现实生活中用过这个。

I used this IRL the other day.

哦。

Ooh.

当时有个场景特别合适，我就说了句“就是那种感觉”。

There was a moment where it totally made sense, and I was like, "Type shit."

感觉自然吗？

Did it feel natural?

还算自然吧。

It was mildly natural.

好的。

Okay.

你觉得你会增加使用频率吗——

Do you think you'll up the usage-

不会

No

——用那个“type shit”的频率？

... of your type shit?

不会。

No.

哦，好的。

Oh, okay.

只在完美的时候用。

Only when it's perfect.

我也觉得“type shit”是那种你随时都能低调说出口的词，而且别人——

I also feel like type shit is one of those phrases that you could low-key say at any time, and people-

哦，对。

Oh, yeah

……就会直接说一句“就是这样”。

... will just be like, "Type shit."

我在YouTube上看了一个视频，视频的形式是有一些参赛者，然后有两个评委，他们给每个参赛者打分。

I was watching this video on YouTube, and the format of the video was that there was contestants for something, and then there's these two judges, and they give each contestant a score.

然后有个女孩站在评委席前，两个评委给她打了10分和10分。

So, this one girl was on the judging block, I guess, and then the two judges gave her a 10 and a 10.

她看到分数后，就说了一句“就是这样”。

And then she saw the score, and she was like, "Type shit."

那让我笑得不行。

And that made me laugh so hard.

我当时就想，“哥们，这也太牛了。”

I was like, "Dude, that's so fucking good."

确实不错。

That is good.

但你觉得那种说法会过时吗？

But did you think that type shit is going out?

因为我觉得你之前问的是："它会不会被淘汰？"

Because I think you said, "Is it going on a chopping block?"

不是，我是好奇你觉得它会不会一直流行——

No, I was curious if you think it'll stay-

哦

Oh

——就是能不能火很久。

... for a long time or not.

这个说法挺万能的——

It is a very versatile phrase-

——因为什么场合都能用，但我不确定它能不能像那些更中性的词一样火那么久。

... because you can apply it to everything, but I don't know if it would have the same longevity as something a little bit more neutral.

WL就相对中性一些。

WL is kind of more neutral.

我觉得就连“maxing”这个词也有很多用法。

I feel like even maxing just has a lot of applications.

但“type shit”这种说法，虽然确实可以用在很多场合，但我感觉它会是那种以后我们回头看会觉得“这太2026年了”的词。

But type shit is like, yes, you could use it in a lot of scenarios, but I feel like it's going to be one of those phrases we look back, and we're like, "That's so 2026."

我觉得人们不敢用它，是因为他们没完全理解它。

I think people have a fear of using it, because they don't fully understand it.

而且我觉得我平时也不怎么听到。

And I don't think I hear it that often.

这种词就是，用的人会狂用。

It's one of those phrases where people who use it spam that shit.

对，确实。

Yeah, that's true.

而不用的人就完全不用。

And then people who don't use it, don't use it at all.

那倒是真的。

That is true.

这个我一般般。

I'm neutral about this one.

没有它我也能过。

I could live without it.

好，我要提这个了，因为我们之前聊过——

Okay, I'm going to bring this one up because we talked about it before-

在节目之外，你说你不知道这个。

... off the pod, and you said you don't know it.

最近我觉得很多人用GIF来回复，我猜那就是他们在线表达感情的方式。

Lately, I think people respond a lot in GIFs, and I guess it's just their way of emoting online.

所以有一个是蛋糕的。

So there's this one that's a cake.

有一只手在把樱桃放上去。

There's a hand that's putting a cherry on top.

然后这个演变成了，不只是手放一个樱桃，有时候是一把樱桃，有时候是一辆卡车倒出一大堆樱桃。

And that has evolved into, instead of just a hand putting a single cherry, sometimes it's a handful of cherries, sometimes it's a truck dumping- ... hella cherries.

所以就是说，当有一个很好的奖励快要来的时候，但结果不是那个奖励，而是来了很多很好的东西，或者发生了特别特别棒的事情，然后你就得到了一卡车的樱桃？

So when it's like, there's a nice bonus that's about to happen, but instead of the nice bonus, you get a lot of really nice things, or something really, really cool happens, then you get the truckload of cherries?

基本上，这个就是用来形容比如月经来了，或者房租到期了，或者吃了什么特别好的东西。

So basically, this is supposed to be like period, or rent was due, or ate.

哦。

Oh.

就是那种“哦，这太完美了”的感觉。

It's just like, "Oh, this was perfect."

哦，等等，什么鬼？

Oh, wait, what the hell?

就是那种完美到上面还有樱桃的感觉，有时候就是“天哪，太完美了”。

It was so perfect with the cherry on top even, and sometimes it's like, "Oh my God, it was so perfect.

就像上面有好多好多樱桃一样。

It was like there's so many cherries on top."

就是那种已经超越了完美的感觉。

Like, it was just beyond perfect.

哥们，这用法跟我以为的完全不一样。

Dude, that is not the usage that I thought you were going to say.

我还以为它只是“锦上添花”的变体，跟完美不完美没关系。

I thought it was literally just a variation of cherry on top, but not with the perfect context.

我觉得它更强调“完美”，而不是“锦上添花”。

I think it's more that it's perfect, and less that it's cherry on top.

等等，这也太离谱了。

Wait, that's crazy.

哇。

Wow.

这让我有点意外。

That's unintuitive for me.

有意思。

Interesting.

不过我现在刷TikTok少了，不知道这个用法还流不流行，但我觉得挺搞笑的。

But I haven't been on TikTok as much, so I don't know if it's still used that much, but I think it's pretty funny.

我会留意的。

I'll keep an eye out.

天哪，有时候我真希望自己能当个隐形人，混进更年轻的Z世代——

Dude, sometimes I wish I could be a wallflower in younger Gen Z-

……的短信群聊里——

... text message chains-

哦~

Ooh

……看看他们是怎么交流的。

... and see how they interact with each other.

我以前有个同事，人家过的那才叫真正的年轻生活。

I once had this coworker who lived a very young life.

你知道我之前总说“哎呀，我想年轻又时髦”吧？

You know how I was like, "Oh, I want to be young and hip?"

这人是真的年轻又时髦——

This person was actually young and hip-

好的

Okay

虽然我们年龄差距没那么大。

... even though we weren't that far off in age.

这个人有时候在Slack上跟团队沟通的方式，我就觉得，哇，这才是真正的年轻人。

Some of the ways that this person would communicate with the team on Slack, I was like, "Wow, this is like actual youth.

我就是在装模作样。

I'm just LARPing."

天哪。

Oh my God.

不过说真的，他发GIF的水平一直很到位。

But yeah, their GIFy game was always on point.

哥们儿，对吧？

Dude, right?

而且不只是那种基本的Slack GIF，比如那种“办公室”之类的。

And it wasn't just the basic Slack GIFs that are like, "The office!"

你知道吗？

You know?

其实都是些相关的梗什么的，对。

It was actually relevant memes and shit, yeah.

好吧，老兄。

Okay, dude.

我觉得我在进化，因为我开始怀疑我们千禧一代团队的GIF和……

I think I'm evolving because I am becoming skeptical of my very millennial team's GIF and-

哦

Ooh

……表情符号的使用了。

... emoji usage.

你是不是在暗暗评判他们？

Are you low-key judging them?

你心里想：“那个太常见了。”

You're like, "That one is too common."

我不知道为什么，但有些Slack表情符号对千禧一代，怎么说呢，这一代人，有着该死的控制力。

I don't know why, but there's certain Slack emojis that have a fucking choke hold of the millennial, what's the word, generation crowd.

该死的派对羊角面包，派对鹦鹉。

Fucking party croissant, party parrot.

派对鹦鹉。

Party parrot.

你知道那个派对甜点吗？

You know that party sweet?

那个派对甜点，哎呀，那玩意儿真让我抓狂。

That party sweet, yo, that shit tilts me.

等等，好的，我得查一下派对羊角面包和派对甜点。

Wait, okay, I need to look up party croissant and party sweet.

但派对鹦鹉，我完全同意。

But party parrot, I totally agree.

或者派对甜点，就像那种套房——

Or, I mean, party sweet as in like the suite-

哦

Oh

……所有那些派对表情里。

... of all those party emojis.

但派对羊角面包是我们团队经常用的，因为我们组织里有个法国人，我就觉得，“哥们，这些派对表情真该淘汰了。”

But party croissant is one that my team uses a lot because we have a French person in our org, and I'm just like, "Dude, these party emojis, they need to go."

我觉得你在Slack里用什么表情，确实能暴露你的年龄。

I feel like what emojis you use in Slack can definitely date you.

你知道那个笑哭的表情，但稍微歪着放的那种？

You know the crying laughing emoji, but it's slightly tilted sideways?

我就想，“天哪。

I'm like, "Oh my God.

我们得停止用这个了，各位。”

We have to stop using this, guys."

等等，但笑哭表情正着放就没问题吗？

Wait, but is crying laughing emoji okay upright?

对我来说，不行，但也没关系。

To me, no, but it's okay.

好的。

Okay.

我会记得在给你发消息时把这个表情从我的键盘上删掉。

I'll be sure to erase that from my keyboard in my texts to you.

多来点枯萎的玫瑰，少用大笑表情。

More wilted rose, less laughing emoji.

好的。

Okay.

不过说真的，我觉得选对GIF或表情符号是个需要学习的技能。

But yeah, I think picking the perfect GIF or the perfect emoji is a learned skill.

就像肌肉一样。

It's like a muscle.

你得经常练。

You have to exercise it.

而且年轻一代，他们简直无敌了。

And the young generation, they're unbeatable.

天哪。

Dude.

而且他们找得超快。

And they pull it up so fucking fast.

我在那个GIF库里翻来翻去，得花五分钟——

I'd be in that GIF library for fucking five minutes-

我也是。

Same

……就为了找个合适的。

... hunting for something.

我就想，"这破梗到底叫什么来着？"

I'm like, "What the fuck is this meme called?"

他们到底从哪儿找来这些完美契合每个场景的表情包的？

Where are they getting these perfect memes for every single situation?

没错。

Literally.

而且他们知道那叫什么名字，或者手机上存好了。

And they know the name for it, or they have it saved on their phones.

我是不是也该在手机上存点表情包？

Should I be saving memes on my phone?

我觉得年轻人就是这么干的。

I think that's what the youth do.

他们有个表情包文件夹。

They have a folder of memes.

我之前其实试过，但不知道怎么说。

I actually tried that before, but I don't know.

很难坚持更新，而且——

It was hard to upkeep, and-

天哪。

Oh my God

……虽然我有存，但选择非常有限。

... even though I had it, it was a very limited selection.

而且我不能老是重复用那两张表情包。

And I can't keep using the same two memes over and over again.

但是——

But-

……也许我应该重新开始存了。

... maybe I should start back on it.

我也讨厌它跟其他照片混在一起。

I also hate that it just gets mixed in with all your other photos.

对。

Yes.

哎呀。

Oof.

我们真的暴露年龄了。

Really dating ourselves here.

在工作上，因为我的团队都是千禧一代，所以他们的GIF用法非常千禧一代。

At work, because my team is millennial as fuck, so their GIF usage is very millennial.

有时候我其实不知道那些梗，因为我是千禧一代里比较年轻的。

Sometimes I actually don't know the references though, because I'm on the younger end of millennial.

哦。

Oh.

所以我就想，"靠。

So I'm like, "Fuck.

我学错方向了，各位。"

I'm learning on the wrong side, guys."

我们需要更新自己。

We need to update ourselves.

我们需要跟上新的梗，但我觉得很不幸，这得靠我来更新。

We need to get onto the new and updated memes, but I think it's up to me, sadly, to put them on.

如果你是最年轻的，你就得带头。

If you're the youngest, you have to lead the charge.

但我是最年轻的，但我不确定我心态上是不是最年轻的。

But I'm the youngest, but I don't know if I'm youngest at heart.

你懂我的意思吗？

Do you know what I mean?

我像个老古董。

I'm a boomer.

不，但你是个改过自新的老古董。

No, but you're a reformed boomer.

好吧，那倒是真的。

Okay, that's true.

不过我真的跟我的团队负责人说过，我说：“我们需要招一个Z世代的人。”然后她说：“你不就是Z世代吗？”

I did tell my team lead, though, I was like, "We need to hire a Gen Z." And she's like, "Aren't you Gen Z?"

然后我说：“不，我是老古董。”

And I was like, "No, I'm a boomer."

然后她说：“哥们，你当时说那句话，我记了一辈子。”

And she's like, "Dude, when you said that to me, that has stayed with me for my entire life."

就像，“Crystal是个老古董。”

Like, "Crystal's a boomer."

就是你怎么自我认同的。

Just how you identify.

不，但我明白你的意思，因为我也算是我们队里比较年轻的，而且我觉得我经常用骷髅表情，所以我注意到队里其他人也开始用了。

No, but I know what you mean, because I'm also one of the younger people on my team, and I feel like I use the skull emoji a lot, so then I've noticed that other people on the team have adopted it.

哦。

Oh.

然后我现在就想，“靠，我把你们带偏了。”

And then now I'm like, "Fuck, I put you guys on the wrong thing.

大家，我们得换个方向。”

Guys, we need to transfer."

好的。

Okay.

或者转向枯萎玫瑰风格。

Or transition to wilted rose.

所以这是我的责任，妈的。

So it is my job Fuck

好吧，我试试。

Okay, I'll try.

我们确实有个队友，她算是Z世代，因为她在用……

We do have one teammate, she's kind of Gen Z because she's on-

……TikTok什么的，但我不知道她是不是怕分享太多……

... TikTok and stuff, but I wonder if she's fearful of sharing too much-

哦。

Oh

……年轻人的活力。

... youthful energy.

她融入得很好，但我觉得她心态很年轻。

She blends in well, but I think her heart is young.

你懂我的意思吗？

Do you know what I mean?

她这是在用变色龙策略。

She's going chameleon strat.

对，没错。

Yes, exactly.

好。

Okay.

我觉得你应该开始时不时地暗示一下，你懂潮流，你跟得上时代——

I feel like you should start to drop in hints here and there, that you're cool, that you're with it-

好的

Okay

——跟得上文化。

... with the culture.

我应该开始在聊天里打出“死认真”这种词。

I should start typing out "deadass" in our chats.

笑死。

Cryin'.

天哪。

Oh, God.

他们会说：“Crystal是不是中风了？”

They'll be like, "Is Crystal having a stroke?"

这就是现在的幽默。

That's the humor nowadays.

只要在键盘旁边中风一下，你就搞笑了。

Just have a stroke next to your keyboard, and you're funny.

好，我想到一个，我觉得在播客或TikTok上经常听到，但不知道现实生活中大家是不是也这么说。

Okay, I have one, and it's something that I feel like I hear often on podcasts or TikToks, but I don't know if people say it as much in real life.

这个就是“standing on business”。

This one is standing on business/

哦

Oh

另一个变体是“ten toes down”。

... the other variation is ten toes down.

天哪，我很少看到“ten toes down”这个说法。

Oh my God, I have not seen ten toes down as much.

哦。

Oh.

但“standing on business”我确实见过很多。

But standing on business, I've definitely seen.

好吧，说实话，我对这个真的非常非常中立。

Okay, I'm going to be honest, I'm very, very neutral on this.

有点偏向……

Leaning on-

哦

Oh

……就是，别用，没那么好笑。

... like, don't use, not that funny.

对，它确实没什么好笑的地方，但我听很多……好吧，小小坦白一下，我听很多那种八卦明星的……流行文化播客。

Yeah, there's not a big funny factor to it, but I listen to a lot of... Okay, mini confession, but I listen to a lot of trashy celebrity- ... pop culture podcasts.

而且每当有名人八卦的时候，比如《爱情岛》情侣——

And whenever there's celebrity drama, for example, Love Island couple-

分手了，然后互相爆料。

... breaks up, and then they expose each other.

男方反过来爆料女方，但女方立场坚定，毫不退缩。

The guy counter-exposes the girl, but the girl stands ten toes down.

她坚持自己的立场，基本上就是跟男方对着干，或者拒绝退让。

She stands on business, basically stands up to the guy or refuses to back down.

我听到的时候，并不反感这个说法。

When I hear it, I don't feel an aversion to the phrase.

哦，这样啊。

Oh, okay.

我就觉得，嗯，这个用法挺合适的。

I'm like, "Oh, this is a pretty appropriate usage."

所以我不太确定——

So I don't know-

……我会不会说这个词，但我不讨厌它。

... if I would say it, but I don't hate it.

对，我懂那种感觉。

Yeah, I feel that.

它不一定是为了搞笑。

It's not necessarily meant to be funny.

它就是一个说法。

It's a phrase.

我觉得没问题。

I'm okay with that.

我也有一个想分享的，因为你的那个可能有点小众吧。

I have one to share since yours is a little niche, I guess.

其实也不算特别小众，但确实很适合你刚才说的那种场景。

Well, no, I feel like it's not even that niche, but it's very applicable to that sphere that you just described.

对，就像一种特定的……

Yeah, like a specific-

所以，我有一句话，特别适用于我混的那些圈子。

So, I have this phrase that is very specific to the spheres that I traverse.

汗。

Sweat.

汗。

Sweat.

这个说法有好几种变体。

So there's a few variations of this.

名词形式，汗。

The noun version, sweat.

基本上就是指那种特别拼、特别较真的人。

Just basically means someone who is try-hard.

这个词最早在很多游戏圈里流行起来。

And it originated in a lot of gaming spheres.

有时候你玩游戏就是为了开心，然后突然来个人，拼了命想当英雄什么的。

Sometimes you're just playing games for fun, and then someone comes along, and they're trying their hardest to be the hero or whatever.

对。

Yes.

然后大家都说：“哇，看那个拼命三郎。”

And everyone's like, "Whoa, look at that sweat."

我们都在这儿随便玩玩，结果这家伙搞得跟打NBA似的。

We're all here playing recreationally, and this guy comes out as if it's NBA or something.

所以还有一个版本，sweat或sweats，是形容词用法。

And so there's another version of sweat/sweats, which is the adjective.

就是说如果你很拼——

So if you're being sweaty-

……或者别人表现得很拼，或者那种拼命的行为——之类的。

... or if people are being sweaty or sweaty behavior- ... that kind of stuff.

所以我总开玩笑说，在幻想世界里，我是个超级拼命的人。

So I always joke that in fantasy, I'm a huge sweat.

哥们儿，sweat这个词太搞笑了，我觉得这词能火很久，不过你说得对。

Dude, sweat is so funny, and I feel like this will last a very long time, but I guess you're right.

这确实有点小众。

It is a little niche.

更多是在游戏圈里用，因为我觉得——

It's more in the gaming community because I think-

就算在体育里，我也不确定大家是不是经常这么说。

... even in sports, I don't know if people really use it as often.

不太确定，因为我觉得我们看体育比赛时，通常都是职业选手，所以他们肯定很拼。

Not sure, because I feel like when we watch sports, it's usually professional, so they have to be sweaty.

每个人都是高手。

Everyone is sweats.

对，sweaty这个词真的很好用，而且我觉得sweat这个词的用法其实比你想的要灵活得多。

Yeah, sweaty is such a good one, and I feel like the usage of the word sweat can actually be more versatile than you would think.

我记得几个月前，我们去唱K了。

I remember a couple of months ago, we went karaoke.

那次唱K，一起的人唱得都特别好——

It was karaoke with people who are really good-

天哪

Oh my God

唱得简直太投入了。

... singing their fucking socks off.

不是那种普通的，我们就随便唱几首流行歌，在客厅里跳跳闹闹。

It's not like the normal, we just sing some random popular song, jumping in the living room.

这次是那种真的在认真唱的人。

It was people actually singing.

然后Crystal转过头来跟我说：“天哪，我想唱歌，但这里全是高手。”

And Crystal just turned to me and was like, "Damn, I want to karaoke, but it's a lobby of sweats in here."

我都吓退了。

I was scared off.

就像有的人唱K的时候，那种非要上舞台的架势。

It's like when people karaoke, and it's the type where they demand a stage.

不管是嘴上说说还是唱出来的感觉，你就会想……“哦，算了，今晚我还是别唱了。”

Whether that's verbally or through their singing, and you're like- ... "Ooh, yeah, maybe I won't sing tonight."

今天我就在台下当观众。

I will be in the audience today.

好，我还有一个特别爱用的词，我觉得——

Okay, I have another one that I love to use, and I feel like-

现在还挺流行的。

... is still really popular.

Crash out。

Crash out.

哦，哥们儿，对。

Oh, dude, yeah.

这个词也是那种，我就会说："谢谢你，过去的Jeesoo，教了我这个词。"

That one's another one where I'm like, "Thank you, past Jeesoo, for teaching me this word."

等等，这个词是我教你的？

Wait, did I teach that one to you?

是你教的，而且你当时提的时候，这词好像还在萌芽阶段。

You did, and when you brought it up, I think it was still in its baby phase.

它开始火起来了，但现在到处都是。

It was starting to gain traction, but now it's kind of everywhere.

现在都进词典了。

Now it's in the dictionary.

其实还没有，但你知道的。

It's not, but you know.

对，这个词特别好，因为它既能当动词也能当名词。

Yeah, and this one is so good because it can be a verb or also a noun.

你可以说某人崩溃了，或者因为某事气疯了，也可以指你周末发生的小插曲。

You can be crashing out or losing your shit about something, or you can refer to a mini episode that you had over the weekend.

比如，“哦，我周末有点崩溃。”

Like, "Oh, I had a little crash out this weekend."

我觉得这个词特别适合我，因为你了解我和我的那些危机。

And I feel like it's so applicable to me because you know me and my crises.

所以现在我就常说，“哦，天哪，我简直一直在崩溃。”

So now I'm just like, "Oh, dude, I'm literally always crashing out."

而且你甚至还可以……

And you can even...

这个词在工作场合也能用。

This is a term that you could use at work, too.

有时候工作上出了岔子，我就会说：“我简直要在我的小办公桌上崩溃了。”

Sometimes something goes wrong at work, I'm like, "Fucking crashing out in my little desk."

但是同事们会不会困惑，以为你说的是昏倒？

But do people at work get confused because they think you mean passing out?

哇。

Whoa.

你还记得吗，那是千禧一代和老一辈常用的老词。

Do you remember that's the OG millennial boomer term?

当你crash的时候，就是昏倒的意思。

When you crash, you are just passing out.

不，等等，什么？

No. Wait, what?