男友特辑

我觉得主题一致可以，但完全一样的衣服

I think themed is okay but the same exact clothing

也可以。

is okay.

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

确实。

True.

确实。

True.

对。

True.

在音乐节上还行，因为通常你会计划穿什么，每天穿什么都想好了。

Kinda works in festivals because usually you're like planning your outfits and figuring out exactly what you wanna wear each day.

但我觉得平时穿一样的有点过了。

But I think casually it's a little much

他这么说，其实他每天都问，要是

He says this as every day he's like, what if

我们穿一样的呢？

we match?

然后我就说，

And I'm like,

但这只是为了让我能拿这个开你玩笑。

But it's just so I can give you shit about it.

因为看你这么不习惯穿一样的，挺好笑的。

Because it's funny to see you be just so uncomfortable with the idea of matching.

我其实不会真的那么做。

I wouldn't actually do it.

为什么大家都喜欢看我那么不自在的样子？

How come everyone loves seeing me so uncomfortable?

天哪。

Oh my god.

我觉得你反应特别好笑，当你

I feel like you react so funny when you're

不自在的时候。

uncomfortable.

真是的。

Damn.

说得对。

True.

下次我得板着脸才行。

I'll have to be more straight faced next time.

好的。

Okay.

咱们来点好玩的。

Let's do a fun one.

比如说，你和另一半在派对上，大家一起玩一个大型团体游戏。

So say you were at a party with your SO and you guys were playing a big group game.

像《任天堂明星大乱斗DX》或者“愤怒笼子”这种个人赛制的游戏。

Something like Super Smash Bros Melee or Rage Cage where it's individually based.

你觉得是应该专门针对你的另一半，还是等其他人先出局再针对他们？

Is it okay to target your SO or should you wait to target them until everyone else is dead?

嗯，我觉得专门针对他们有点不厚道。

Well, I say it's kind of mean to target them specifically

对。

Yeah.

从一开始就针对他们。

The from the beginning.

对。

Yeah.

我不会特意针对她，但如果她刚好被我打到了，那我也没办法。

I wouldn't target specifically them, but I I feel like if it just so happens that they end up getting hit from me, I don't know.

就是公平对待每个人，你懂的。

It's like a straight I I meted out equally to everyone, you know.

误伤嘛。

Collateral damage.

嗯。

Mhmm.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得我一般不会针对她，但可能她会被打到。

I I feel like I don't target her in general, but maybe she'll get hit by

有时候就是这样。

Like it happens sometimes.

你知道吗？

You know?

也不是说

It's not like

但是，你知道，他们听起来那么无辜，但我发誓，有时候在这种大型团体游戏里，他们就是故意针对，然后还装作不小心。

But, know, they sound so innocent, but I swear to god, sometimes in these big group games, they target and they're like, oops.

我不是故意的。

I didn't mean to.

我很抱歉。

I'm so sorry.

只是个玩笑而已。

It's just a prank.

天哪，我的天。

Dude, oh my god.

有一次，我们四个人，还有蒂芙尼也在。

There was this one time, us four, and I think Tiffany was with us.

对吧？

Right?

对。

Yeah.

蒂芙尼当时在。

Tiffany was there.

我记得我们在玩马里奥派对。

I think we were playing Mario Party.

我们好像是两个人一起玩，或者轮流拿手柄。

We were like I think we were two people were maybe sharing or passing a controller around.

对。

Yeah.

所以基本上我们在玩马里奥派对，然后我落后了很多。

So, basically, we were playing Mario Party, and then I was really behind.

我在这个游戏里运气特别差。

I was getting I was having, like, really bad luck in this game.

蒂芙尼当时有三颗星，排第一。

And Tiffany was first place with three stars or something.

这个游戏的玩法就是在地图一样的棋盘上收集星星。

So the point of the game is you're collecting stars around essentially a board game map thing.

然后内森拿到了一个可以偷别人星星的道具。

And then Nathan got this thing where you can steal a star from someone.

很明显，大家都觉得他会偷蒂芙尼的，因为她有三颗星，其他人要么没有，要么只有一颗。

And literally, the obvious choice was Tiffany because she had three stars and everyone else either had zero or one.

结果他说，哦，我就随机选吧。

And then he went, oh, I'm just gonna choose random.

结果就选中了我。

And then it landed on me.

但那是随机的。

But it was random.

所以，你知道，这……

So, you know, it's

对。

Yeah.

但就算是随机的，明明有这么一个显而易见的选择，还是有可能落到我头上。

But random, you still have a chance of it landing on me when there's such an obvious choice.

对。

Yeah.

比如说，她领先其他人一大截。

Like, she was leagues ahead of everyone else.

不。

No.

我完全理解。

I totally get it.

没错。

Right.

因为在你心里，你会想，Nathan是在0%的概率选到Crystal和

Because in your mind, you're thinking Nathan chose between 0% chance of getting Crystal

对。

Mhmm.

但他选了25%的机会得到我。

But then he chose 25% chance I of getting

我当时就想，搞什么鬼？

was like, what the fuck?

好了，詹姆斯，你帮我撑一下场。

Alright, James, back me up here.

会

Would

我会选第一名。

have chosen the first place.

好吧，那只是因为我好胜，而且我喜欢针对第一名。

Alright, that's just because I'm competitive though, and I like to target the first place.

我当时又难过又生气。

I was so sad and mad.

这种情况下，内森没有对你手下留情。

In this case, Nathan didn't show you mercy.

就是这样。

That's what it was.

他不是故意针对你，但也没有对你留情。

He didn't purposely target you, but he didn't give you mercy either.

哦，那倒是真的。

Oh, that's true.

我觉得在这种大型团体游戏里，我有时候会愿意攻击詹姆斯。

I think sometimes in these big group games, I would be okay attacking James.

你完全无所谓。

You're totally okay with it.

对。

Yeah.

我其实不确定自己会不会避开攻击他。

I don't actually know if I shy away from attacking him.

他就跟其他选手一样。

He's just like another contestant.

对。

Yeah.

但他不能攻击我，因为我们是绑在一起的。

But he's not allowed to attack me because we're in this together.

对。

Yeah.

每次她输了，我都得跟着一起受罚。

Whenever whenever, like, she loses, I have to take the punishment with her.

不知怎么的，这种事总是发生。

Somehow, that always ends up happening.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得我就是不会特意针对内森。

I think I just don't specifically target Nathan.

就是说，我绝对不会专门针对他。

Like, I would never specifically target him.

如果是在那种马里奥派对的情况下，我绝不会随便乱来，甚至给他机会被我攻击，除非就剩我们两个人。

If they're in the situation, that Mario Party situation, I would never have done random and even given a chance for him to get attacked by me unless it was just us two.

但你会不会主动避免攻击我？

But would you actively, like, avoid attacking me at all?

那倒不会。

For that, no.

因为在比如《任天堂明星大乱斗》之类的游戏里，我就是谁在就打谁，但我不会一直追着你打。

Because in, say, Smash or whatever, I just attack whoever's there, but I wouldn't continuously attack you.

有时候，我真的会打你一下，然后就想，哦，我现在去打别人了。

Sometimes, literally, I'll hit you and I'll be like, oh, I'm gonna go hit someone else now.

对。

Yeah.

有时候我们玩《任天堂明星大乱斗DX》的时候，我通常用卡比。

Sometimes when we play Melee, I usually play Kirby.

嗯哼。

Uh-huh.

然后Crystal会随便选一个角色。

And then Crystal will play whoever.

然后我特别喜欢练习我的吞噬技能，比如换个时间跳舞。

And then I really like to practice my eating, like, another time dancing.

所以Crystal总是让我吃掉她。

So Crystal always lets me eat her.

是的。

Yeah.

然后我试试那个技能。

And then I try out the skill.

所以随着游戏进行，假设大家都慢慢死了，嗯。

So as you progress into the game, and let's say everyone slowly dies off Mhmm.

现在只剩下你和你的另一半，你会让他们赢吗？

And now it's just you and your significant other, do you let them win?

绝对不会。

Absolutely not.

不会。

No.

不能浪费。

No waste.

对。

Yeah.

我也会说不会。

I would say no.

我太好胜了。

I'm so competitive.

我觉得如果我那样做，反而会让他们的胜利变得廉价，你懂吗？

I feel like if I did that, then it would just cheapen the win for them, you know?

我觉得如果……对。

I feel if Yeah.

如果他们为我那样做，我会想，搞什么鬼？

If they did that for me, I would be like, oh, what the fuck?

就像，你为什么

Like, why did you

直接让我赢？

just let me win?

对。

Mhmm.

不能放水。

No throwing.

对。

Mhmm.

是的。

Yeah.

嗯，通常在这种问题上，我会说我不想让他们让我赢，因为我好胜心强。

Well, usually in these questions, I say I don't want them to let me win because I am competitive.

但话说回来，你想啊，他们能不能让你赢，但又不让你知道他们让你赢了？

But at the same time, when you think about it, can't they let you win but then not let you know that they let you win?

这样你觉得自己是光明正大赢的，但他们还是好男朋友。

So you feel like you won fair and square but they're still good boyfriend.

但后来我输了。

But then I lost.

你在说什么？

What are you talking about?

我在想的是

Well, I'm thinking of

一种情况，比如说，就剩我们两个人了，然后有一大杯酒要喝，就我们俩。

a situation where, say, it's just us two left, and then there's like a big cup of alcohol that we need to drink or something, and it's just us.

所以如果我输了，我就得喝那一大杯酒。

So if I lost, I would have to drink this huge cup of alcohol.

但如果你输了，你就可以直接喝了。

But if you lost, then you could just drink it.

不。

No.

我会赢，然后分着喝。

I would I would win and then split it

和你一起。

with you.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得那种情况下，我会直接

I think in that case, I would just

试着赢，然后平分。

try Just to split win and

然后说，兄弟。

the be like dude.

我会帮忙，我会分享这份荣耀。

I'll help help I'll share the pride.

但我同意。

But I agree.

我觉得我不想只是说，好吧。

I think I wouldn't want to just be like, okay.

你可以赢。

You can have the win.

但还是让它有趣一点。

But still make it, like, fun.

我觉得如果有喝酒的话，我就想让他们输。

I think when there's alcohol involved, I would want them to just lose.

你甚至不用假装没让我赢。

You don't even have to pretend you're, like, not letting me win.

你可以直接说，

You can just be

我认输。

like, I forfeit.

我来帮你把这杯喝了。

I'll help you drink this.

其实在韩国文化里，因为韩国人特别爱喝酒，所以有很多不同的喝酒游戏。

Actually, in Korean culture, since Korean people love drinking so much, there's a lot of different drinking games.

而且每个喝酒游戏里都有个叫“黑骑士”的东西，大概就是那个意思。

And in every single drinking game, there's this thing called the which means the black knight or something.

就是男生会替女生挡酒，帮她喝掉，这样她就不用喝得烂醉。

And it's when a guy will step up for a girl and take the drink for her so that she doesn't have to get really fucked up.

哇。

Wow.

哦，我们

Oh, we

刚才就分配好了。

just assigned those.

我们就说，行吧。

We're like, alright.

今天詹姆斯替智秀喝酒。

James is drinking for Jeesoo today.

就是谁开车谁就选人，不是自愿的。

It's like whoever's driving just gets to pick them not volunteer base.

那像那种一对一的游戏，比如马里奥赛车之类的呢？

What about in like one v one video games, say like Mario Kart or something?

哦，那就没有别人参与了。

Oh, there's no one else involved.

对。

Yeah.

就是你和对方单挑。

It's like just you versus the other person.

那倒是。

That's true.

你会全力以赴想赢他们，还是打算放水？

Are you like going all out to try to beat them or are you gonna like go easy?

对。

Yeah.

那肯定是全力以赴。

It's for sure all out.

对。

Yeah.

我也会全力以赴的。

It would also be all out for me.

因为我和Jeesoo在家的时候，有时候会下载游戏互相比赛，就为了看谁先赢。

Because when me and Jeesoo are at home, sometimes we'll just download games and play each other just to see who gets first.

我们会玩数独玩好几个小时。

We'll play Sudoku for hours

天哪。

just Oh my god.

那段时间我们真是疯了。

That was a really bad phase for us.

数独？

Sudoku?

我们玩数独玩到连饭都不吃。

We would skip meals playing Sudoku.

哦，对。

Oh, yeah.

我也会

I would

这样，我

be like, I

五分钟内就通关了专家级地图。

beat the expert map in like five minutes.

天哪。

Oh my god.

五分三十三秒，你多少？

Five thirty three, what'd you get?

她说，五分三十四秒，靠。

She's like, five thirty four, fuck.

天哪。

Oh my god.

说到一对一游戏，是这样的。

Here's the thing about like one v one games.

对。

Mhmm.

比如说我们在玩一个詹姆斯特别擅长的游戏。

So say we're playing some game that James is really really good at.

对。

Mhmm.

而我是那种新手，不太会玩。

And that I'm, like, really new at or something.

我不会希望詹姆斯全力以赴。哦，对。

I wouldn't want James to try his hardest Oh, yeah.

每次都是这样，因为游戏还是得有趣才行。

Every single time because it still has to be fun.

对。

Mhmm.

是的。

Yeah.

所以你不必故意让我赢，但至少要让咱们俩都觉得好玩。

So you don't have to let me win, but you have to at least make it fun for both of us.

对。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

说得有道理。

That's a good point.

我觉得我会选择那些我们水平不太一样的游戏。

I think it's I'll go out for games we're uneven footing for.

对。

Yeah.

就是那种我们都不太会一起玩的游戏。

For something that we don't really know how to play together.

你知道什么真的很奇怪吗？

Do you know what's really weird?

我觉得我是个争强好胜的人。

So I think I'm a competitive person.

嗯。

Mhmm.

但在感情里，我特别讨厌竞争。

But when it comes to my relationship, I hate being competitive.

所以我一直在想，我到底会不会全力以赴，但我觉得我做不到。

So I I was, like, trying to think this whole time if I would go all out, but I just don't think I could.

哇。

Wow.

我觉得这不是一场游戏的事。

Like, don't think it's one game.

我觉得全力以赴和认真打之间是有区别的，就是那种随便玩玩，但也不是故意放水。

I feel like there's a line between going all out and try harding and just kind of playing casually, but not throwing the game.

就像你还是在玩，但可能不会像跟你的哥们儿玩的时候那样拼尽全力。

Like, you're you're still playing, but maybe you're not really, like, try harding like you would against, like, I don't know, one of your guy friends or something.

对。

Yeah.

我就是会玩得随意一点，对。

I would just play more casually Yeah.

可能带一点点认真劲儿。

With maybe, like, a little bit of intensity.

但如果只有我们两个人的话，我觉得我真的没法特别较真。

But I don't think it's in me to be able to be really competitive if it's just us two.

这太有意思了，因为我见过你玩游戏的时候特别较真。

That is super interesting because I've seen you get really competitive about games.

不是说那种不好的较真，比如‘天哪，Crystal，你得冷静点’那种。

Not in, like, a bad way, like, where it's, like, oh my god, Crystal, you need to come down.

但你知道的，你总是想赢。

But it's, you know, you're always, like, playing to win it.

对。

Mhmm.

所以这很有意思。

So that's interesting.

是的。

Yeah.

也许是因为你觉得你和男朋友是一个整体，需要一起赢。

Maybe because you think of you and your boyfriend as one unit who needs to win together.

也许吧。

Maybe.

那如果是合作类的游戏呢，比如像《煮糊了》那种，你们一起朝着目标努力？

What about games when you're, like, working together towards goal, like, overcooked or something?

你会不会觉得如果对方没尽到力，或者就你一个人在扛着队伍，你会生对方的气？

Do you feel like you get mad at the other person if, say, you feel like they're not pulling their weight or you're just, like, carrying the team?

会。

Yes.

我会生气。

I get mad.

杰斯就

Jees is

在桌子对面瞪着我。

just, like, glowing at me at the table.

对。

Yeah.

我们玩《煮糊了》的时候，她确实没尽到力。

We played overcook and she was not carrying her weight.

哎呀，不会吧。

Oh, no.

这也太没礼貌了。

That is so rude.

我可是我们队里的情感支持系统呢。

I was being the emotional support system of our team.

天哪。

Oh my god.

有一次，我直接把控制器放下了。

At one point, just put the controller down.

我说，我们需要冷静一下，就一会儿。

Was like, we need we need to like just chill for

就一会儿。

a second.

天哪。

Oh my god.

有一次他说，我们去散步吧。

Once he was like, let's go on a walk.

天哪，我在想

Oh my, I wonder

是不是因为你们没有兄弟姐妹。

if it's because you guys don't have siblings.

可能是吧。

Probably.

所以James和Jeesoo都没有兄弟姐妹。

So both James and Jeesoo don't have siblings.

但我觉得因为我从小经常和哥哥一起玩游戏，如果对方不尽力的话，我可能会有点不高兴，但我觉得我更有耐心一些。

But I think because I grew up playing games with my brother a lot, and I think I would probably be upset if the other person isn't pulling their weight, but I think I have a little more patience.

我会想，好吧，那我就多承担一点吧。

I'd be like, okay, I guess I'll pick up more slack.

因为你已经习惯了团队合作，所以

Because you're so used to working in teams anyway, kind

有点。

of.

有可能。

Potentially.

但我不确定。

But I don't know.

也许有一天我会爆发。

Maybe maybe I'll explode one day.

不过，我哥哥玩游戏挺厉害的。

But, also, my brother is pretty good at games.

所以要说的话，其实是我玩得不太好。

So if anything, I was the one who wasn't doing as well.

他心里可能急死了。

He's, like, dying on the inside.

对。

Yeah.

我是说，我和我哥小时候也经常一起玩游戏。

I mean, me and my brother also played a lot of games together growing up.

对。

Mhmm.

我觉得这其实就是耐心的问题。

I think it is just kind of patience.

你不会那么容易生气。

You don't really get as mad.

你只会想，好吧。

You're just like, alright.

咱们想想怎么做得更好，下次赢回来，

Let's try to figure out how to do better, win next time,

或者

or

什么的，而不是……但我觉得我和Crystal玩游戏都挺厉害的。

whatever, instead of but I feel like me and Crystal are both pretty good at games.

Crystal可能比我更擅长游戏。

Crystal's probably better at me at

游戏。

games.

所以

So

可能只是某些游戏吧。

Only some, probably.

我觉得我通常也能帮上忙，也许吧。

I feel like I can usually pull my own weight, maybe.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得我们玩的时候，还挺轻松的。

I think when we played, it was it was pretty easy.

那真好。

Must be nice.

天哪。

Oh my god.

我以前玩《英雄联盟》的时候，我的前任们总是对我很生气。

I used to my exes would get so mad at me when we played League of Legends.

天哪。

Oh my god.

因为我真的很菜，但我真的很喜欢这个游戏。

And because I'm really bad, but I really love the game.

所以我玩了很多，但还是玩得很烂。

So I played a lot, but I still sucked.

对吧？

Right?

嗯。

Mhmm.

所以我就会辅助他们，他们打ADC什么的。

So I would be supporting them and they would be the ADC or whatever.

对。

Yeah.

然后我就老是坑队友，把每局都搞砸。

And I would just, like, throw every game.

天哪，他们真的会特别生气。

Oh my And they would actually get so mad.

他们不教你吗？

Would they not teach you?

他们试过，但我就是嘻嘻嘻。

They would try, but I'm just like, he he he.

我就是想玩得开心点。

Like, I just wanna have a good time.

然后他们就觉得我是在捣乱或者故意送人头。

And they're, like, plot or, goal.

然后他们就开始生气了。

And then they're just getting mad.

但这是我真正注意到的一件事，当我和詹姆斯刚开始约会的时候，因为我们玩英雄联盟，我玩得很烂，他玩得很好，但他不会对我生气。

But that was like something I really noticed when me and James first started dating because we would play league and I would be just as bad and he's like still really good, but he wouldn't get mad at me.

所以我就只知道这些。

So that's all I knew.

就像，哇，这个人真好。

Was like, wow, this guy is so sweet.

然后我们开始一起玩喝酒游戏。

Then we started playing drinking games together.

然后我就想，算了。

And then I was like, never mind.

我收回之前说的所有话。

I take that whole thing back.

让我崩溃了。

Broke me.

我其实真的很好奇，因为我从来没和克里斯托一起玩过英雄联盟。

I'm actually really low key curious because I've never played League with Crystal before.

因为我

Because I

我知道你现在不怎么玩了，我也不怎么玩了。

know you you don't play as much now, and I don't really play as much now.

但自从我们开始约会以来，我们从来没有一起玩过。

But we've never played together since we started dating at all.

哦，对。

Oh, yeah.

因为我看到

Because I saw

因为你玩ADC。

because you you play ADC.

对吧？

Right?

有时候。

Sometimes.

我会玩一点辅助，所以我想知道那会怎么样。

I'll play a little bit of support, so I wonder how that would be.

但你是想测试你们的关系吧。

But you you wanna test your relationship.

我不知道，我不确定我们是否准备好了。

I don't know I I don't know if we're ready for that.

也许一年后吧。

Maybe in a year.

感觉很有安全感。

Feeling very secure.

对。

Yeah.

但通常我玩辅助。

But usually, I play support.

我觉得你排名比我高。

Think you were you were ranked higher than me.

我可能就是这样，我那个游戏玩得太烂了。

I'm probably just like, I'm so bad at that game.

但我的意思是，我难道不知道吗。

But I mean, don't I know.

我也不怎么样。

I wasn't that good either.

天哪。

Oh my god.

关于Crystal有个有趣的事，她说自己不行，但在英雄联盟里，你打十场定级赛，然后他们会给你分到一个段位。

Fun fact about Crystal, she says she's not good, but for League of Legends, you play 10 games for placements, and then they place you in, like, a certain grade.

她十场定级赛赢了九场。

And she won nine out of 10 placements.

哦，我知道。

Oh, I know.

我记得是九场里赢了八场。

I think it was eight out of nine.

哦，九局赢了八局。

Oh, eight out of nine.

然后她吓得不敢打

And then she was too scared to play the

最后一局。

last one.

但我没见过谁能赢这么多定级赛。

But I don't know anyone who wins so many placements.

但我上个赛季定级赛被分到了白银，还是垫底的那种。

But I was placed in silver the pre bottom silver the previous season.

对。

Mhmm.

兄弟，

Dude,

我觉得你本来能打到高黄金之类的。

I think you would have gotten like high gold or something.

哥们，你当初真该去当英雄联盟主播。

Dude, you should have been a league streamer.

等等，我现在好难过，因为我那赛季的目标就是上黄金，但我就是太害怕去打

Wait, I'm so sad now because my goal literally was to get gold that season, but I was just too scared to play the

上个赛季。

last season.

那你为什么

So why do you

还想要更多？

want more?

好。

Okay.

下一个问题。

Next question.

如果你的另一半和异性有比你更长的快拍连续记录，你会生气吗？

Would you be mad if your SO had a longer snap streak than yours with someone of the opposite gender?

其实还好。

Not really.

因为有时候Snapchat的连续互动就是发一张墙的照片什么的。

Because sometimes snap streaks are just like a picture of the wall or something.

对。

Yeah.

就像说早安一样。

It's like good morning.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得那真的没什么实际意义。

It's really not something like that I feel like that has any real meaning, I guess.

嗯。

Mhmm.

对。

Yeah.

确实。

That's true.

有些人就是更擅长保持连续互动。

Some people are also just better at keeping streaks.

对。

Yeah.

这

That's

倒是真的。

true.

我以前在这方面特别差，直到Crystal跟我说，哥们，每天早上就给我发张墙的照片什么的。

I used to be really bad about it until Crystal was like, dude, just literally every morning, send me a picture of the wall or something.

不用发什么有意思的东西。

It doesn't have to be anything interesting.

对。

Yeah.

而且有时候，他们可能在认识你之前就已经有了一段连续记录，比如你可能从零开始，而别人可能从五十开始。

And plus sometimes they just have a streak from before you met or something like that that might have been you're starting at zero compared to someone else who could be starting at, like, 50.

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

其实特别好笑的是，我和詹姆斯现在有一个两百天的连续快拍记录，太长了。

What's really funny actually is me and James right now have, a 200 snap streak so long.

这是因为我在早上通常很擅长发连续快拍，然后詹姆斯一般会在下午给所有人发快拍。对。

It's because I I'm usually pretty good about sending streak snaps in the morning, and then James, generally, he'll send a snap to everyone Yeah.

下午。

In afternoon.

对。

Yeah.

所以我们就不小心到了两百天。

So we just accidentally got up to 200.

对。

Yeah.

我不知道。

I don't know.

比如，Jeesoo总是断掉她的连续记录。

Like, Jeesoo always breaks her streak.

我确实会。

I do.

我真的会。

I really do.

我现在只有三个连续记录了。

I only have like three streaks right now.

我断了十多个了。

I broke like 10 plus.

天哪。

Oh my god.

我知道。

I know.

这太糟糕了。

It's so bad.

没关系，Jeesoo。

It's okay, Jeesoo.

我也是那个会打破这个连续记录的人。

I'm also the one to break this streak.

我和Crystal刚开始一个。

Me and Crystal were starting one.

然后我想实际上有两次我不得不给Snap发邮件，说，哦，你知道吗？

Then I think actually two times I had to email Snap and be like, oh, you know what?

我的网络当时不好。

My Internet wasn't working.

我有一段时间失联了。

I I went off the grid for a bit.

我记得上面写的是，你能恢复一下连续记录吗？

I thought it said, you know, can you please reinstate the streak?

但我们的记录最后还是断了。

But it ours finally broke.

当时已经五百多天了。

It was at 500 something.

哇，真的假的。

Oh, wow.

对。

Yeah.

挺长的。

Was pretty long.

因为我去优胜美地背包旅行了。

Because I I went on a backpacking trip to Yosemite.

所以我就跟Crystal说，好吧。

So I was like, alright, Crystal.

我在这里改了密码。

I changed my password here.

就是那种，登录然后从手机自拍验证。

It is like, log in and snap yourself from from your phone.

但我猜密码其实没改成功。

But I I guess the password didn't change.

然后我一出山谷，就收到Crystal发来的一堆短信。

And then as soon as I got out of the valley, I got a bunch of texts from Crystal.

她说，天哪，我登不进去了。

She was like, Oh my God, I can't log in.

我试了所有可能的拼写错误。

I tried all the typos.

哦不。

Oh no.

我们的连续记录要没了。

We're gonna lose our streak.

真的，第一天我每小时都试着登录，心里想，也许我该试试这个拼写错误，或者那个可能打错了。

Literally that first day, I tried to log in every hour and I was like, maybe I should try this typo or like maybe this got typed wrong.

各种变体

Variations of

密码的。

the password.

真的是各种拼写错误的变体。

Literally variations of typos.

然后到了那天结束的时候，我就想，好吧，我放弃了。

And then finally at the end of the day, was like, okay, I give up.

嗯，如果詹姆斯和别人的连续聊天记录更长，我也不会不高兴。

Well, I wouldn't be upset if James had a longer snap streak.

对。

Mhmm.

但我觉得那要看对方是谁。

But I think it depends on who that person is.

对。

Mhmm.

所以如果我对那个女孩感觉不太好，而詹姆斯跟她有很长的快拍连续记录，我会觉得不太舒服。

So if I'm, like, sketched out by the girl and then James has a really long snap streak with them, I would not feel happy about it.

对。

Mhmm.

那倒是。

That's fair.

是的。

Yeah.

倒不是说我会做什么。

Not that I would do anything.

如果真的很长，我可能也会觉得挺佩服的。

If it was really long, I would probably also be impressed.

就像，这些人挺有毅力的。

Like, like, guys are committed.

说到这个，你觉得什么时候跟另一半分享密码比较合适？

On that note, when do you think it's appropriate to, like, share passwords with your significant other?

我觉得手机密码的话，我不介意分享，比如让Crystal用我的手机。

I think phone passwords, I don't mind sharing, like giving Crystal access to my phone.

就像那个

Like the

锁屏密码？

lock code?

对。

Yeah.

但我不会分享我真正的那些账号密码。

But I won't share like my actual passwords to things.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得那没必要，因为我们之间肯定有足够的信任，比如我可能会说，我借用一下你的邮箱，很快就好。

I think that's, I don't know, unnecessary because I'm sure we have enough trust where I was like, I need to borrow your email really quick to do something.

他就会说，给你。

He would just be like, here you go.

但他不需要把整个密码都告诉我才能做到这一点。

But he doesn't have to give me his whole password to do it.

对。

Yeah.

有一次Crystal开玩笑说，要是我把你的指纹加到手机Touch ID上会怎么样？

One time Crystal was jokingly like, what if I added my finger to your touch ID on your phone?

我就说，哦，好啊。

I was like, oh, sure.

如果你愿意，来，拿我手机去加吧。

If you want, here, take take my phone and add it.

她说，哦，不用了。

She was like, oh, no.

没关系。

That's okay.

你变得害羞了。

You got all shy.

我

I

就说，不要。

was like, no.

算了。

Never mind.

拿回去。

Take it back.

我和詹姆斯其实互相知道对方的邮箱密码，还有所有东西。

Me and James actually have each other's email passwords and everything.

哦，真的吗？

Oh, really?

是的。

Yeah.

不是因为什么信任之类的。

Not because of, like, some sort of trust and all of that.

更多是图方便。

It's more out of convenience.

对。

Mhmm.

而且我只有两个不同的密码。

And also, I only have two different passwords.

所以我只有一个。

So I only have one.

对。

Yeah.

就像是一个密码，然后变体就是大写或者加个感叹号之类的。

It's like one password and then the variations are capital or, like, exclamation.

没事，没关系。

No, it's okay.

我也有一个这样的。

I I have one of those too.

但我开始创建更多不同的密码了。

But I started creating more, like different ones.

对。

Yeah.

不过，你知道，我有个一直用的密码。

But, you know, I have that one that I'm loyal to.

其实，有个好笑的事。

Actually, funny story.

我确实开始创建新密码了，而且我现在开始用Jeesoo的密码了。

I did start creating a new one and I started to use Jeesoo's password right now.

因为我觉得，工作用的那个密码，他们要求不能有字典里的词，或者

Because I was like because the one at work, the password they require is so it requires like no dictionary words or

天哪。

Oh my god.

还有特殊字符什么的。

Special characters and stuff.

结果Jeesoo的密码居然全都符合要求。

And it's somehow like Jeesoo's password fits the bill for everything.

我就想，行吧，那就用这个吧。

I'm like, okay, I'll just use that one.

天哪

Oh my

真的假的。

god.

太搞笑了。

That's so funny.

我觉得我们开始共享密码是因为我们老待在对方家里，而且总是用对方的笔记本电脑。

I think our password sharing started when because we were over at each other's place all the time and then we were always on each other's laptops.

所以一开始是知道了对方MacBook的密码，然后他的MacBook密码跟他的邮箱密码一样，还有其他那些。

So it started with learning our MacBook passwords and then his MacBook password is the same as his email and all of that.

你当时就说，天哪，

You were like, oh my god,

让我试试这个密码。

let me just try this password.

然后你就说，哎呀，不小心全进去了。

And you're like, oh, oops, I got into everything.

还有一个原因是，我经常看她的手机，她会说，你能帮我读一下刚发来的短信吗？

Also another reason is like, I'll be looking at her phone and she's like, can you read me the text that just got sent to me?

对，是的。

Oh, yeah.

我就说，好的。

And I'll be like, okay.

为了方便，我就把我的面容添加到了她的手机上。

And out of convenience, I just added my face to her phone.

天哪。

Oh my god.

这样我就能直接看，不用每次都输密码了。

So that I could just read it without having to do the password every time.

确实挺方便的，尤其是我开车的时候，对。

It is pretty convenient, especially when I'm driving or Yeah.

而且你们俩几乎总在一起。

Plus you two are, like, together all the time.

对。

Yeah.

我猜有时候重要文件会发到詹姆斯那里，然后你得去查一下什么的。

I'm sure sometimes important documents might get sent to James and then you have to look it up or something.

对。

Yeah.

没错。

Exactly.

而且特别方便的是，现在我可以帮詹姆斯报名参加各种活动了。

Also, it's super convenient because now I can sign James up for stuff.

哦。

Oh.

因为最近我们附近开了一家Barry's Bootcamp，很近。嗯。

Because recently, we have a Barry's boot camp really close by Uh-huh.

就是那种健身训练营，可以报名参加课程。

Which is like this fitness gym thing, and you can sign up for classes.

对。

Yeah.

我特别想让James去，所以我就用他的邮箱给他注册了一个账号。

And I really wanted James to go, so I made him an account through his email.

我就在想象James某天查看日历的样子。

I'm just I'm just imagining James checking his calendar one day.

他会说，搞什么鬼？

He's like, what the fuck?

Barry's？等等。

Barry's Wait.