凯尔特人危机加剧，卡拉宝杯戏剧性十足——足球周刊

我记得去年这个时候我参加过这个节目，当时他们刚在足总杯四分之一决赛中对阵纽卡斯尔。

I remember being on this show this time last year, and they just played up at Newcastle in the cup quarter final.

而且我们很惊讶他们让姆布埃莫坐板凳，我认为当时诺加德被换下了。

And and we were very surprised that they'd left Mbuemo, and I think it was Norgard out.

当时他们基本上把两名最具活力、最出色的进攻球员都排除在阵容之外。

They basically left two of their most exciting and and best attacking players out at that point.

所以显然他们并不重视这项赛事。

So they obviously don't prioritize this competition.

我的意思是，值得讨论一下可能的红牌吗？

I mean, is it worth talking about the potential red card?

基思·安德鲁斯坚信库辛诺夫应该被罚下场。

Keith Andrews was certain that Kushinoff should have been sent off.

就是他对沙尔达的那个铲球。

It was that tackle on Sharda.

他是在禁区外犯规的。

He's outside the box.

他正在突破。

He he is going through.

这是一个明显的进球机会。

It is a clear goal scoring opportunity.

我觉得，是的。

I think Yeah.

同意。

Agree.

布伦特福德保级成功，今天他们在曼城的训练场训练。

Brentford is staying up, and they're training at City's training ground today.

所以赛后有人问他和瓜迪奥拉这件事，他们打算喝杯咖啡聊聊，瓜迪奥拉和安德鲁斯。

So him and Guardiola was asked about it afterwards, and they they're gonna have coffee and discuss it, Guardiola and Andrews.

但我认为这确实是一个非常合理的争议，如果有VAR，我不确定库申诺夫还能留在场上，这可能会改变比赛结果。

But I think it's a a very legitimate shout, and had VAR being in place, I'm not sure Kushinoff stays on the pitch, and that that could have changed it.

哦，是的。

Oh, yeah.

我们来聊聊甘比茨和詹姆斯公园吧。

Let's go to the Gambits and James Park then.

纽卡斯尔以2比1取胜。

Newcastle week from two one.

在最后一分钟，刘易斯·米利和萨姆迎来了精彩时刻。

Nice moment for Lewis Miley, Sam, there in the last minute.

他看起来在过去一年里长高了一大截。

He's it looks like he's grown a foot in the last year.

在我眼里，他个子很小，但他却非常强壮。

In my mind, he's tiny, but he's enormous.

过去一年他一直坚持力量训练。

He's just been solidly on the weights for a year.

在过去十八个月里，大家都说这个男孩已经成长为一个男人，而他今年才19岁。

They talked about it in the last eighteen months how this sort boy's become a man, and he he is still 19.

他第一次上场时才17岁。

He he was 17 when he first played.

本赛季早些时候，我在一场欧洲比赛的电梯里站在他旁边，尽管他身材高大，但看起来仍然像个孩子。

I stood next to him in a lift at one of the European games earlier in the season, and while he is a big tall man, he still looks very much like a child.

但他已经成长起来了，纽卡斯尔在周日之后正需要一位本地英雄，对吧？

But yet, he has become well, Newcastle needed a local hero, right, after Sunday.

他们一开始确实有一位本地英雄。

And they had a local hero at the start.

关于这首歌引发了一些争议。

There's been a bit of controversy about the song.

我们原本是伴随着《本地英雄》这首歌出场的，但球员们显然认为自己比球迷更懂，他们希望这首歌在播放列表中提前一些。

We we come out to local hero, and the players had decided, apparently, that they knew better than the fans, and they wanted it a little bit earlier in the playlist.

他们想要一首能在圣詹姆斯公园球场激发士气的歌曲，所以我们至今还没有伴随着《本地英雄》出场。

They wanted something that would get them up for the game at Saint James' Park, so we haven't been coming out to Local Hero yet.

效果并不理想。

It it didn't land that well.

球迷们并不买账，我的意思是，你那些所谓的球迷咨询，根本就是毫无意义的。

The fans weren't I mean, all these fan consultations that you seem to have that are just meaningless.

不。

No.

他们没有问过纽卡斯尔球迷的意见，但那已经是过去的事了。

They didn't no one asked Newcastle fans about that, but that was back.

所以，原本《Local Hero》应该在开头播放，结尾也该是《Local Hero》。

So there was local hero in its rightful place at the start, a local hero at the end.

他已经超越了乔·林顿。

He has become he's ahead of Joe Linton.

他现在是纽卡斯尔最佳中场三人组之一。

He's in Newcastle's best midfield three now.

他19岁就已经出场了65场左右。

He's played 65 odd games at 19.

曾经有一段时间。

There was a point.

他在本赛季早些时候为纽卡斯尔出场达第50次，当时他在推特上把评论功能关掉了，因为他收到了太多网络暴力，而我们知道社交媒体是什么样子。

He made his fiftieth appearance for Newcastle earlier in the season, and he had to turn his it it was on his Twitter, and he turned the comments off because he'd been getting so much social media abuse, and we know what social media is like.

但他正逐渐超越乔·林顿。

But he he is becoming ahead of Joe Linton.

这是纽卡斯尔试图培养一位脚下技术更出色的球员。

It's this this Newcastle trying to develop someone who is a little bit better on the ball.

他不仅仅是一名中场斗士。

It isn't just a fighter in midfield.

他具备那么一点天赋，而且看起来他相信自己理应站在那里，我认为这正是以前的差别所在。

He's he's got that little bit of quality, and he looks like he believes he should be there, which I think was the difference previously.

他以前总是拿到球后立刻传给桑德罗·特纳利或布鲁诺·吉马良斯，几乎是在向他们让位。

He's been someone who sort of gets the ball and then immediately just gives it to Sandro Tenali or Bruno Guimaraes because he's almost deferring to them.

而如今，他多了那么一点自信。

Whereas now he has that little bit more confidence.

他用左脚踢球，进过几个球，上周在勒沃库森客场头球破门，这次又贡献了助攻。

He plays with his Chess Epi, scored a couple of goals, scored with his head away at Leverkusen last week, did serve again this time.

他甚至还回撤到后场踢球。

He played it right back as well.

哈尔赛后表示，基本上他在比赛当天早上给了他大量信息。

And Hal said afterwards that, basically, he gave him a load of information on the morning of the game.

这就是纽卡斯尔比赛的频繁程度。

That's how often Newcastle are playing.

所以他显然是一名聪明的足球运动员。

So he's clearly an intelligent footballer.

目前，他的职业生涯阶段比埃利奥特·安德森在相似年龄时要好。

And at the moment, he is in a better stage in his career than Elliot Anderson was at a similar age.

也就是说，他获得了出场机会。

Like, he's getting game time.

豪安排他逐步上场，表现得非常妥当，现在他很可能已经是纽卡斯尔的首选十一人之一，我认为这值得称赞，当然也很棒。

Howe has played him like, eased him in pretty well and is now probably in Newcastle's first choice 11, which I think is kudos for him, and it's lovely, obviously.

他还有一个弟弟。

He's got younger brother too.

以前有个哥哥曾在20一队踢过一点球。

There was an older brother who played a little bit in the 20 ones.

他现在在哈特尔普尔，还有一个弟弟。

He's now at Hartlepool, and there's a younger brother.

所以， presumably，弟弟可能会更出色。

So presumably, the younger brother is is gonna be even better.

哇。

Wow.

接下来是长staff们。

The next long staffs.

乔丹？

Jordan?

关于两位教练，马克斯，我简单说一点。

Just a quick point on both the managers, Max.

我最近几个月听到纽卡斯尔球迷谈论埃迪·豪可能已经达到了巅峰，上赛季的杯赛冠军或许就是他能带来的最好成绩了，他们对本赛季他的表现并不满意。

I think I've heard in recent months talk from the Newcastle fan base about Eddie Howe having potentially, you know, reached his peak, and maybe the cup win, yes, last season was was as good as it was gonna get, and they're not overly happy with his performance this season.

我不认同。

I I I don't agree.

我认为埃迪·豪还有更大的潜力。

I I think there's more to come from Eddie Howe.

如果他们本赛季再次赢得这项杯赛，我不会感到惊讶，但我觉得这与马尔科·席尔瓦形成了一种有趣的对比——在我看来，席尔瓦可能已经在富勒姆达到了他的巅峰。

I wouldn't be stunned if they did win this cup again this season, but I think that kind of is interesting an interesting contrast to Marco Silva who I've it looks to me is a manager that maybe has peaked with Fulham.

我不知道富勒姆还能走多远，他们的上限似乎只是争取一个欧战席位，而他们甚至都难以确保进入这个位置。

I I I don't know where Fulham can go from their ceiling seems to be a European spot of which even that they that they're struggling to try and get into not get

去实现。

to work.

你所说的‘巅峰’是指他能力的极限，还是说他只是在富勒姆达到了极限，而换到其他俱乐部可能表现得更好？

Peak do you say peak in terms of this is the best that he can do or the best that he can do at Fulham and he could do better somewhere else?

因为他经常是被提及但最终落选的候选人，比如热刺的主帅位置。

Because because he's often been in that he's sort of the last person in the conversation for Tottenham, for example.

人们会说，哦，他和马尔科·席尔瓦可能有机会，但他最终没被选中。

He's like, oh, he and also Marco Silber might get it, but he doesn't.

是的。

Yeah.

不。

No.

我的意思是，我认为他执教富勒姆已经达到了上限。

I I I think what I mean, think is he's peaked with what he can do with Fulham.

但我也不太了解富勒姆，虽然我知道水晶宫去年赢得了一座奖杯，但我不确定富勒姆的上限究竟有多高，你明白我的意思吗？

But I also don't know Fulham, and I say this knowing that Crystal Palace won a trophy last year, but I don't know if if even Fulham there's a high ceiling for Fulham to be do know what mean?

如果他们没进联赛杯，他们也不可能排在第七、第八名以上。

And if they're not not on the lead cup, they're not gonna finish above seven four eight.

我不知道他们还能走多远，但我也说不准他还能带着他们走多远。

I don't know, a, how much further they can go, but, yeah, I don't also know how much further he can go with them.

我只是觉得，这和那位我认为还能为俱乐部带来更多成就的教练形成了鲜明对比，也就是埃迪·豪。

I just thought that was a nice contrast with the manager that I think actually could still do some more with their club, I e, Eddie Howe.

埃迪·豪显然比其他执教表现不佳球队的教练更容易获得宽容，我觉得。

Eddie Howe definitely seems to get more of a pass than other managers whose teams are struggling, I think.

不过，我明白萨姆提到，昨晚刘易斯·米利不得不回撤到后场。

Now I do appreciate Sam mentioned that Lewis, Miley had to play it right back last night.

目前，纽卡斯尔有刘易斯·霍尔、丹·伯恩、基兰·特里皮尔，而蒂诺·利弗拉门托昨晚离场，看起来像是严重的膝盖受伤。

At the moment, Newcastle have Lewis Hall, Dan Burn, Kieran Trippier, Tino Livramento went off last night with what looked like it could be a bad knee injury.

埃米尔·克拉夫特、斯文·巴赫曼，全部因伤缺阵。

Emile Kraft, Sven Bachman, all out injured.

所以这损失了很多后卫。

So that's a lot of defenders.

他们上周末在家对阵了切尔西，我想是这样。

They played Chelsea at home, I think, on at the weekend.

所以我猜可能会由刘易斯·霍尔和爱尔兰小将亚历克斯·墨菲搭档，他昨晚替补上场了。

So I guess it's gonna be Lewis Hall and with Alex Murphy, the Irish kid, he came on last night.

他可能得踢左后卫，是吧？

He'll probably have to play at left back, will he?

所以他们在防守端真的已经捉襟见肘了。

So they're really down to the absolute bare bones in terms of defense.

我的意思是，萨姆，不管怎样，周日那场惨败之后，安约有没有受到什么批评？

I mean, did Anyhow get any grief or much, if any, grief after the debacle on Sunday, Sam?

我知道你写过关于这场比赛的文章，作为纽卡斯尔球迷，你对看到的表现并不满意。

I know you wrote about the game and you weren't impressed with what you saw as a Newcastle fan.

这真是个难题。

It's such a difficult one.

埃迪·豪，我以前就说过。

Eddie Howe I've said it before.

他是个极其出色的教练，在纽卡斯尔做了令人惊叹的事情。

Like, brilliant brilliant manager, done amazing things in Newcastle.

我担心的是，我会直接回答你的问题。

The the worry is and the concern is I'll answer your question directly.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

他确实如此。

He did.

因为我知道你谈到了那场比赛。

Because and I know you talked about the game.

我没有听，因为说来有趣，我完全脱离了那场比赛。

I didn't listen because, funnily enough, I have disengaged from that game completely.

我在事后站在警戒线旁写报告时，就已经写完了，仅此而已。

In what I wrote my report while standing in a police cordon afterwards, and that is it.

我不需要任何人告诉我纽卡斯尔联那天有多糟糕。

I don't need I didn't need anyone to tell me how rubbish Newcastle United were that day.

我亲眼看到了。

I saw it for my eyes, for myself.

我觉得他

I think he

你看到那个进球了吗？

Did you see the goal?

全都是问题。

Everything wrong.

再说一遍？

Say again?

你看到进球了吗？

Did you see the goal?

我看到了进球。

I saw the goal.

我看到了进球。

I saw the goal.

那是我见过的尼克·瓦尔托马德在纽卡斯尔效力期间最精彩的头球。

It was the best header I've seen Nick Valtomarder come up with in his time at Newcastle.

我也在桑德兰市中心停车了。

I also I parked in Sunderland City Centre.

所以，一旦我找到了一位愿意放我离开地铁排队队伍的警察——我当时在那儿排了一个半小时的队。

So once I'd found a reasonable police officer to allow me out of the queue for the Metro, which I was stood in for an hour and half.

我不得不穿过桑德兰市中心，听着满是桑德兰球迷的酒吧里唱着：‘尼克·瓦尔托马达，他是我们自己人。’

I had to walk through Sunderland City Centre listening to pubs full of Sunderland fans singing Nick Valtomada, He's One of Our Own.

那真是太艰难了。

That was that was tough.

星期天，埃迪·豪全搞错了。

The thing Sunday, Eddie Howe got everything wrong.

而且没错。

And right.

听好了，是这样的。

Here's so here's the thing.

对吧？

Right?

纽卡斯尔联队的球迷并不认为我们天生就该进入前五名、成为顶级俱乐部，但我们的CEO却告诉我们，纽卡斯尔的目标是成为世界第一的俱乐部。

This is Newcastle United fans do not think we there's no divine right to be in the top five, to be a top club, but we're we're getting told by the CEO that Newcastle were aiming to be a number one club in the world.

对吧？

Right?

这永远不可能发生。

Never gonna happen.

不切实际。

Unrealistic.

但俱乐部公开宣称的抱负就是如此。

But that is what the club are openly saying, the ambition.

所以当你评估纽卡斯尔联队的现状和球队表现时，你必须承认，这就是俱乐部的目标。

So when you're measuring where Newcastle United are and what the team is doing, you have to go, well, that's what the club's trying to do.

这离实现目标还有多远？

Is it anywhere near getting them?

当你外出比赛时，客场战绩简直糟糕透顶。

When you're going away like, the away record is is horrendous.

在一年中最关键的比赛里，当你客场作战时——这确实是全年最重要的比赛——我认为球员们并没有意识到这一点，甚至长达一小时左右都毫无进攻欲望。

And and when you're going away in the biggest game of the year, and it is the biggest game of the year, I don't think the players appreciate that, and not even trying to score a goal for an hour or so.

安东尼·阿兰热，即使不是史上最差的性价比引援，也绝对是其中之一，这是一笔奇怪的签约，他一段时间没首发了，却突然在这场比赛中登场。

Anthony Alanger, who is up there, if not the worst pound for pound signing you could still have had, it's a strange signing, hadn't started a game for a while and suddenly starts that game.

第94分钟，那段时间所有人都吃到黄牌，但随后却突然表现得非常好。

In the ninety fourth minute, there was that frack hour where everyone got booked and suddenly, like, did really well.

他们让纽卡斯尔做到了他们想做的事，客场看台上的所有人都在说：终于，你们真的表现出了一些斗志。

They got Newcastle to do exactly what they want to do, and everyone on the away end is going, oh, finally, you actually showed some fight.

你们终于意识到这是一场德比战了。

You guys have realized we're in a a derby game.

在客场看台的两千五百人中，撇开企业人士，我不知道还有七八百张票。

And in that away end, two and a half thousand in the away end, you take out the corporates, I don't know, seven, eight hundred tickets.

对吧？

Right?

你实际上看到的是——这并不是在比较球迷的重要性或说谁是更好的球迷。

What you've actually got and this is not ranking fans in terms of importance or anything like that saying people are better fans.

在那个客场看台上的人，是那些追随纽卡斯尔联队走遍全国的人。

What you've got in that away end are the people who have followed Newcastle United around the country.

你需要积累很多积分才能买到那张票。

Like, you need a lot of points to get that ticket.

而且，很多人对埃迪·豪感到有些厌倦了。

And there was a lot of we're a bit fed up with this from Eddie Howe.

如果你开始失去这群人，别提社交媒体了，一旦失去最忠诚的球迷基础，你就开始陷入麻烦。

And and if you just start to lose that group, forget about social media, if you lose the most loyal fan base, then you start to be in a bit of trouble.

而他并没有这样做，那是一种情感上的反应。

And he hasn't, and it was an emotive reaction.

但我仍然认为，有很多人压制了关于纽卡斯尔演变的合理质疑——从一支在单场赛事中表现出色、擅长反击并击败强队的球队，到如今的转变。

But I still think there's a lot of people that shut down legitimate questions about about Newcastle's evolution from a side who are brilliant in one off games, who are brilliant at playing on the break and beating the big teams.

我几乎都预期我们会击败切尔西。

Almost I'd almost expect us to beat Chelsea.

周日比赛的问题在于，结果太过可预测了。

The thing about Sunday was it was so predictable.

纽卡斯尔球迷都知道我们会打出这样的表现。

Newcastle fans knew we were gonna get that performance.

切尔西主场，重要比赛，对手压上进攻，球队还遭遇伤病危机，简直是天赐良机。

Chelsea at home, big game, team coming at us, injury crisis, perfect.

我们很可能赢下这场比赛。

We'll probably win that game.

我觉得刘易斯·霍尔会回来。

Think Lewis Hall will be back.

我认为他们昨晚只是在保护他，避免他受伤。

I think they were just project protecting him last night.

但我给出的这个回答对于一个相当复杂的问题来说实在太长了。

And but what I've given is a very long answer to what is quite a complex question.

我同意巴里的观点。

I agree with Barry.

他确实得到了一些优待。

He does get a bit of a free pass.

像这样的英超主教练，应该始终承受压力。

Like, a Premier League manager should always be under pressure.

在我的本职工作中，如果我带着公司最重要的客户缺席，还表现得那么糟糕，上个星期天之后我肯定会面临巨大压力。

And in my day job, if I'd have turned up for something without basically the firm's most important client and performed that poorly, I would be under serious pressure after last Sunday.

所以这是一个棘手的问题。

So it's a it's a tricky one.

我不认为他有任何压力。

I don't think he is under any pressure.

俱乐部太以埃迪·豪为中心了。

The club is too Eddie Howe centric.

实际上，整个体系都是围绕他建立的。

Actually, it's set up around him.

他在纽卡斯尔联足球俱乐部拥有很大的权力，我并不是说他们应该解雇他。

He has a lot of power at Newcastle United Football Club, and I'm not saying they should get rid of him either.

但你该给一个人多少赞誉？能给他多长时间？

But how much credit how long do you give someone?

人们总是说，哦，他有足够的信誉，可以撑到赛季结束。

People that this whole oh, he he's got enough credit to be given till the end of the season.

像这样，难道这应该是足球顶级运动中的常态吗？

Like like, is that should that be a thing in football elite sport?

我不知道。

I don't know.

这不仅仅适用于这种情况，而是普遍适用的。

And that doesn't just apply to how it applies across the board.

马克斯琳，我能收回我的回答吗？

Can I take back my answer, Maxine?

我收回刚才的话。

I'll take that back.

我本来想说，为了录音，萨姆的本职工作其实也是个杀手。

Was gonna say the for the tape, Sam's day job, he's a hitman as well.

所以，他必须严格按照老板的指示行事，这一点很重要。

So it's important that, you know, he does exactly as instructed by his bosses.

切尔西，纽卡斯尔上周末对阵的球队，在卡迪夫以3比1获胜。

Chelsea, who Newcastle played at the weekend, they won three one at Cardiff.

那场比赛是在周二晚上进行的，巴里，我觉得还挺有意思的。

That game played on Tuesday night, and actually quite quite an interesting game, thought, Barry.

星期二的时候，萨尼和乔治都说卡迪夫会表现出色，他们确实做到了。

And and Sunny and George on Tuesday said Cardiff would give a good account of themselves, and they did.

是的。

Yeah.

他们无疑受到了加的夫城球场满座观众的鼓舞。

They were no doubt spurred on by a a full house in the Cardiff City Stadium.

我觉得他们踢得毫不怯场，完全没有被切尔西的到来吓到。

I thought they played with they weren't didn't seem to be in any way overawed by the arrival of Chelsea.

他们踢得充满雄心和自信，传球流畅，但最终还是输了，因为他们的球员不如切尔西的球员出色。

They played with ambition, confidence, ping the ball around nicely, and, ultimately, they lost because their players aren't as good as Chelsea's players.

切尔西是一支强得多的球队，但他们绝没有丢脸，只是先丢了一个轻松的进球。

Chelsea are a much better team, but they certainly didn't disgrace themselves, went behind to a soft goal.

加的夫中后卫迪伦·劳勒犯了一个非常廉价的失误。

Dylan Lawler, the the card of center back, gave it away very cheaply.

随后，布埃诺托带领切尔西迅速反击，布埃诺托把球传给加纳西，后者破门得分。

And Buenenotto Chelsea just swarmed forward, and Buenenotto fed the ball to Garnacio scored.

接着加的夫扳平比分，大卫·特恩布尔头球攻门非常精彩，来自佩里的传中——这个我们该怎么说？

Then card of equalized, brilliant David Turnbull header from a a Perry ing how do we say this?

横传。

G cross.

然后，是的，切尔西在最后阶段彻底掌控了比赛。

And then, yeah, Chelsea sort of ran away with it at the end.

加拉查诺和佩德罗又进了两个球，但我认为卡迪夫的表现还不错。

Garonacho and Pedro got got two more, but I thought Cardiff were were decent.

你知道，他们显然有更重要的目标，那就是争取从英冠升级，但他们表现得还不错。

And, you know, they obviously have bigger fish to fry trying to get out big league one, but they they were alright.

我的意思是，切尔西做了很多换人。

I mean, Chelsea had made a lot of changes.

简直不能再多了。

Well, couldn't have made more.

他们从上一场比赛到这场比赛换了11个人，而当他们在中场换上佩德罗和加兰托拉后，比赛的走势就转向了他们这边。

They they had 11 changes from their last game, and the game sort of swung in their favor when they bought, Zhao Pedro and Garantula on it at halftime.

乔丹，你

Jordan, what do

你对马雷斯卡在说了那些话之后的情况怎么看？

you make of the the Maresca situation after what he said?

我认为他是一位沮丧的主教练。

I think he's a frustrated manager.

我认为他是一位渴望赢得英超冠军的教练，而他正逐渐意识到，自己所效力的俱乐部拥有一个所有权模式——我并不是在说些什么新东西，之前这里已经有人提过，显然这并不是他们的首要任务。

I think he's a manager that wants to win the Premier League, and I think he's realizing that he's at a club with an ownership model, and I'm not saying anything, it's not been said before here, that seemingly that isn't their number one priority.

我认为他是一位渴望更多成就的教练。

And I think he's a manager that that wants more.

我认为他之所以发表这些言论，可能是因为即将到来的1月转会窗，他希望争取一些资金，引进一些能够帮助球队重回争冠行列的球员。

I think he may potentially be making those comments because in the January window coming up, he wants to try and get in his bid for some money to kind of get some players in that could make him that could get them back in the title shake up.

但我认为他是一位非常沮丧的主教练，他想做更多，却意识到自己所处的俱乐部，其目标与他的个人抱负并不一致，实现起来将极为困难。

But I think he's a very frustrated manager that wants to do more, but is seeing that actually he's in a he's he's at a club that he's gonna find it very difficult to achieve his personal ambitions with the in in in line with the ambitions of the club.

我认为他现在终于明白了，于是干脆说：算了，我就说些拐弯抹角的话吧，但我想我们都明白他真正想表达的意思。

And I just think he's realized that now, and he's just like, know what, Sodit, I'm gonna put out these convoluted comments, but I think I think we know what he's saying.

他在说：我不开心。

He's saying, I'm I'm not happy.

我对这里得到的东西不满意。

I'm not happy with what I got here.

我想要更多。

I want more.

我需要更多。

I need more.

如果我得不到更多，我认为他准备放手一搏，甚至被赶走。

And if I can't get more, I I think he's prepared to swing and and be taken out.

天啊。

God.

我的意思是，他们花了不少钱。

I mean, they spent quite a lot.

我知道他们投资了年轻球员，但当你已经花了一百亿，还说‘我想要更多’。

I know they spent on young players, but, you know, when you had a billion spent and you say, I want more.

所以，某种程度上，这感觉有点贪婪，不是吗？

So at some point, feels greedy, doesn't it?

但我们会看看会发生什么。

But, well, we'll see see what happens.

不过，是的，这是周六唯一一场开球比赛。

But, yeah, that's the only kickoff on Saturday.

我们将在第三部分完成英超联赛的前瞻。

We'll do the rest of the Premier League preview in part three.

这是《卫报》足球周报的第三部分。

Well, it's part three of the Guardian Football Weekly.

所以热刺对利物浦，这感觉很重要，萨姆，对吧？

So Spurs Liverpool feels big, Sam, doesn't it?

这场对决对其中一位教练来说，就像悬着达摩克利斯之剑，我觉得这位教练很可能是托马斯·弗兰克。

Sort of there is a sword of Damocles crisis klaxon hanging over this one for one of those managers, and I think that manager is probably Thomas Frank.

是的。

Yeah.

我的意思是，我一时半会儿想不出该怎么继续这个比喻，说这把剑离托马斯·弗兰克的脖子有多近。

That I mean, I I can't think quickly enough on my feet to continue the metaphor and say how close to the Thomas Frank's neck that sword is hanging.

我的身份可是杀手啊。

I mean, I am a hitman after all.

我应该说，大马士革之剑是我最常用的工具之一。

I should be I mean, the sword of Damascus is one of my most used tools.

热刺球迷不喜欢他。

Spurs fans don't like him.

他拿不出成绩。

He's not picking up results.

他早就进入努诺那种状态了。

He he's in that Nuno zone already.

他早就处于让球迷不满的努诺状态了。

He's been in that Nuno zone for a while of of supporters.

有点像我们节目开头聊到的那位教练。

A little bit like a manager we were talking about at the top of the show.

不知为何，他们认定他不是合适的人选，这令人担忧。

For whatever reason, they have decided that he is not their man, and it is worrying.

我的意思是，作为局外人看这种比赛挺有意思的。

I mean, it's fun as an outsider to watch those kind of games.

这应该会非常有趣。

It should be a lot of fun.

我觉得斯洛特目前并没有真正面临压力。

I I don't think slot's under real pressure at the moment.

但没错，弗兰克就是这样，足球就是这么运作的。

But, yeah, Frank just and he's that's the way football works.

对吧？

Right?

你可能会取得一个结果。

You'll probably get a result.

哦，这会改变人们的看法吗？

Oh, will it will it change the opinion?

我会看到人们来回摇摆，包括我自己在内，我们真的很善变。

I'd have people sway back and forward, myself included, and we're very fickle.

结果会改变这一切吗？

Does a result change it?

可能不会。

Probably not.

我跟一些热刺球迷聊过，我觉得他们已经对他失去信心了。

I I think Spurs fans have already written him off from the ones I've spoken to.

他们只是希望他离开，我觉得这很遗憾，因为他看起来是个不错的人，显然也是一位优秀的教练，但可能只是时运不济、地方不对。

They just want him to go, which I think is sad because he seems like a nice man and is obviously a good manager, but it could be a wrong place, wrong time.

有可能。

Possible.

我的意思是，这种事情对热刺来说经常发生，对吧，巴里？

I mean, that happens to Spurs a lot, I guess, Barry.

但我认为，如果你处在那种位置，你就必须做你该做的，你知道，如果大势已背离你，你

But but I think all it means is if you're in that position, you've just gotta do we you know, if the tide is swinging against you, you

需要一场对阵强敌的胜利。

need a result like this against somebody good.

利物浦的状态好像又回升了一些，是吧？

And Liverpool are sort of back on form a bit, aren't they?

我讨厌预测周末的比赛，因为你最终总会显得像个傻瓜。

I hate previewing the weekend games because you invariably end up looking like a chump.

你可能会觉得利物浦应该能轻松赢下这场比赛，但他们也可能输掉。

And you would imagine Liverpool should win this fairly comfortably, but there's every chance they won't.

如果热刺赢了，那显然会给弗兰克赢得一些时间。

And if Spurs do win it, then, obviously, that will buy Frank time.

我觉得热刺比利物浦更需要赢球。

I I I I think that, Spurs need to win more than Liverpool.

我知道利物浦这个赛季并不差，但我觉得我认识的那些热刺球迷普遍都不支持弗兰克。

I know Liverpool haven't had had a poor season, but, yeah, I I think the Spurs fans that I know also, they're generally not having Frank.

我觉得弗兰克需要一场大胜，就像萨姆说的那样。

And I think Frank needs a big win as as Sam said.

对于利物浦来说，随着萨拉赫现在去参加非洲杯，所有关注点现在都会集中在斯洛特身上。

I think for Liverpool, with Mo Salah having left now for for AFCON, the attention now is gonna be solely on slot.

因为现在，好吧，你已经把那个所谓的重大问题解决了。

Because now, okay, now you've got that so called big problem out the way.

让我们看看你会派出什么阵容。

Let's see what team you play.

让我们看看萨拉赫是不是真的问题所在。

Let's see if actually Salah was the problem.

我认为现在对斯洛特的审视会多得多。

I think the scrutiny on on slot now, I think, will be a a a lot a lot more.

所以我很想知道这场比赛对这两个特定叙事——斯洛特以及他能否组织出一支看起来连贯而强大的11人阵容——会有什么影响，还有托马斯·弗兰克。

So I I I I'm interested to see what happens in this game for for both of those particular narrative slot and whether he can, you know, get get 11 together that's that looks coherent and and and strong, but also Thomas Frank.

如果他们在主场输给利物浦，尽管利物浦是冠军，我认为我们可能会进入那种只剩两场比赛就要保住弗兰克帅位的境地。

If they lose at home to Liverpool, albeit they're the champions, I I think we could be in that territory of, you know, two games to go to save your job with with Frank.

我真以为这会成功的。

I really thought it was gonna work.

当他们击败曼城时，你知道，我早早就赢了曼城的赌注。

When they when they beat City, you know, I won Tuna at City early on.

我当时就想，这太完美了。

I was like, this is perfect.

这一定会很棒，他是个很棒的人，大家都喜欢他。

This is gonna be so good, and he's a great guy, and everyone loves him.

你永远不知道。

You never know.

你永远不知道。

You never know.

乔丹，你对积分榜榜首有什么看法？

Jordan, how are feeling about the top of the table?

曼城只要在你对阵埃弗顿的晚上8点压轴比赛前赢下西汉姆，就能登顶榜首。

Man City can go top with a win against West Ham before you go to Everton at the 8PM late kickoff.

我认为可以说，等我们比赛时，曼城已经登顶了，因为我非常尊重西汉姆，但我看不出他们会有什么意外。

I think it's fair to say Manchester City will be top by the time we play our game because I I all due respect to West Ham, I I can't see anything happening there.

没错。

Yeah.

阿森纳，这是一场冠军争夺战。

Arsenal, this is a title race.

这从来都不会容易。

It's never gonna be easy.

你必须得预料到路上会有波折。

You you gotta you gotta expect bumps in the road.

你知道，人们之前说我们六周前就已经赢下联赛了。

We, you know, people had had said we won the league six weeks ago.

现在我们又要搞砸了。

Now we're gonna we're gonna bottle it.

我们只是被要求坚持到底。

We we just asked to go ride this out.

对阵埃弗顿的比赛不会轻松。

It's it's not gonna be an easy game against Everton.

尽管他们被认为朱尔斯伯里·霍尔因腿筋受伤缺席。

Although they do have think Julesbury Hall is injured with a hamstring.

他最近表现得相当不错。

He's been playing quite well quite recently.

有几名关键球员去了非洲杯，这肯定会削弱埃弗顿的实力。

A couple of key players have gone to AFCON will definitely weaken Everton.

我预计阿森纳会赢这场比赛，因为我认为他们必须在圣诞赛程中保持状态。

It's a game I expect Arsenal to win because I think that they're that they need to kind of come through this Christmas program with some form.

而且，如果曼城重新登顶，人们就会说：‘看吧，阿森纳做不到。’

And look, if if the the narrative will be if City go back top, oh, you know, Arsenal can't do it.

阿森纳只需要专注于自己，坚定立场，确保专注于赢下比赛，因为他们是一支非常非常优秀的球队。

Arsenal just gotta just focus on themselves and just gotta stand firm and make sure that they focus on what winning their games because they're a very, very good team.

我认为这将是他们的赛季，但过程会很艰难。

And I think this will be their season, but it's gonna be difficult.

他们必须坚持到底。

They've gotta they've gotta ride it up.

萨姆？

Sam?

伊尔哈姆·努恩加里对埃弗顿来说是个巨大损失。

Ilham Noungari is a massive miss for Everton.

说实话，我冒着惹埃弗顿球迷生气的风险说，他们是一支很奇怪的球队。

Like, I I find at the risk of the wrath of Everton fans, they're a strange team.

他们是一支非常摩西式的球队。

They're a very Moisean team.

拥有高大的中后卫。

Big big center halfs.

他们经常尝试让中后卫去客串边后卫。

Let's try and find some center half to fill in at full back half the time as well.

而且是传统的4-4-2阵型。

And it's old school, four four two.

把球交给你的两位创意型球员，看看他们能做出什么。

Give the ball to your two creative players and see what they can do.

而那两位创意球员中，有一人不在。

And one of those one half of that creativity isn't there.

顺便说一下，朱尔斯伯里·霍尔为他们表现得非常出色。

And if Julesbury Hall's been brilliant for them, by the way.

但没错，我关注过恩达伊一段时间，他确实非常值得一看。

But, yeah, I followed Ndai for a while, and he is just fun to watch.

缺少他，缺少伊德里萨·加尔尼盖，还缺少一名中锋，倒不是说他们没有中锋，而是……

And missing him, missing Idrissa Garnigay, and missing a center forward, it's it's not that they've got a center forward away.

只是他们连一个像样的中锋都没有。

It's just that they haven't got one of any kind of note.

所以你得靠后场去拼了。

So you you've got a back arsenal to go.

这全是老生常谈，对吧？

Like, this is this is it's all cliches, isn't it?

但如果你在压力之下，拥有所有进攻选择和全部实力，却还是赢不了这场比赛，那你们大概率也拿不了冠军。

But, like, if you don't if you can't go and win this game when you're under pressure with with all your attacking options and all that strength, then you probably aren't going to end up winning the title.

但我认为他们会去那里，并且轻松取胜。

But I think they will go there and and win, like, quite comfortably.

也许我因为看过尼卡索轻松击败埃弗顿而留下了心理阴影，但在此之前和之后，他们都有过一些非常好的战绩。

Maybe I'm scarred because I watched Nicasso beat Everton quite comfortably, but either side of that, they've had some really good results.

但我觉得他们很奇怪。

But I find them weird.

我只是觉得他们并不怎么样。

I just I don't think they're very good.

作为一支球队，我认为他们有一些好球员，但主要依赖个人的出色发挥，这有点像老派的、近乎篮球式的打法。

As a team, I think they've got some good players, and they rely on individual brilliance, which is quite an old school, almost a basketball methodology.

所以我认为阿森纳已经足够了。

So I think Arsenal have enough.

是的。

Yeah.

我希望有一天他们能派巴里和贝托一起首发，组成经典的双中锋组合。

I'm hoping one day they play Barry and Beto up front together in a classic big man big man.

那才是我的梦想。

That's the dream.

我的意思是，这个赛季最完美的结局就是阿森纳排名第二，而阿斯顿维拉以微弱优势超越他们，仅仅因为乔丹·贾雷特·布莱恩的提及次数。

I mean, really, the the perfect way for this season to finish is for Arsenal to come second and Aston Villa to pip them just for the amount of just for Jordan Jarrett Bryan's mentions.

维拉将对阵曼联，巴里。

Villa play Manchester United, Barry.

我本不想问你关于比赛预测的问题，毕竟你对这场比赛的态度如此，但如果你能稍微看一下曼联，你觉得他们会怎样？

I'm I'm loathe to ask you a question previewing a game given your stance on it, but if you could cast your eye over bit of Manchester United, how do you see it?

自从周一以来，曼联因为在家以微弱优势逼平博尔顿，就被誉为1970年巴西队的转世——尽管对手是来自国外的博尔顿。

Well, since Monday, Manchester United are now being hailed as the reincarnation of Brazil 1970 because they scraped the draw against Bournemouth at home, out of foreign Bournemouth.

所以我看不出任何其他结果，只能是曼联获胜。

So I can't see anything other than a united victory.

当然，我这是在开玩笑。

I jest, of course look.

维拉正处于一段惊人的连胜纪录中。

Villa are on this incredible winning streak.

迟早，这段连胜会结束。

At some point, it will end.

周日在菲利普公园对阵曼联，这场连胜会结束吗？

Will it end against Manchester United out Philip Park on Sunday?

有可能，但我认为这会是阿斯顿维拉的胜利。

Possibly, but I I think this would be a Villa win.

乔丹，你害怕维拉吗？

Do you fear Villa, Jordan?

我得说，不，我没有，为了这个剧情不是吗？

I've I've I've kind of got to say no, no, haven't I, for the narrative?

你可以你

You can you

我们可以，我们在这档播客里尽量保持诚实。

can be well, we try and be honest on this podcast.

我们正试图

That's what we I what trying

寻找的。

to searching for.

我害怕乌奈·埃梅里。

I fear Unai Emery.

那就是我的感受。

That that that's that's who I feel.

我认为，以我的观点来看，他是他们在这场冠军争夺战中还能走得更远的唯一原因。

I I I think he's the reason, the sole reason, in my opinion, they've got any chance of going deep in this title race.

摩根·罗杰斯现在状态火热，但我担心他们只因资源有限而最终乏力。

Morgan Rogers is on fire right about now, but I fear they will peter out just because of resources.

所以我不认为他们是真正的冠军争夺者。

So I don't fear them as genuine title contenders.

不。

No.

但正如巴里所说，他们正处于一段出色的连胜中。

But I I think as Barry said, they're on this great run.

我认为他们会击败曼联，并在圣诞赛程期间成为一支真正的威胁。

I think they'll beat Manchester United and insert themselves over the Christmas program as as a as a as a threat.

但不，我认为最终还是会落在曼城和阿森纳之间。

But, no, I think ultimately, it will come down to Manchester City and Arsenal.

是我一个人有这种冲动吗？还是其他人也在乔丹说‘现在’的时候想说‘放克灵魂兄弟’？

Was it just me, or did anyone else have the urge to say the funk soul brother when Jordan said right about now there?

我真的得拼命忍住。

I really had to struggle

忍住我的‘为什么？’

to stop my Why?

为什么？

Why?

你应该释放出来，巴里。

You should let it out, Barry.

现在是圣诞节。

It's Christmas.

人们一定会非常喜欢的。

People would have really enjoyed it.

还有其他比赛让任何人感到兴奋吗？

Any other games excite anybody looking at them?

我们还有什么比赛？

What else have we got?

伯恩茅斯、伯恩利、利兹联、狼队、布伦特福德、布莱顿、桑德兰。

Bournemouth, Burnley, Leeds Palace, Wolves Brentford, Brighton, Sunderland.

是吗？

Yes?

我预测狼队这个周末会赢得他们本赛季的首场比赛。

I'm gonna call Wolves winning their first game of the season this weekend.

你这么认为吗？

Do you think so?

我觉得他们会在周六凌晨3点在莫利纽克斯球场击败布伦特福德。

I think they're gonna beat Brentford at Molyneux on Saturday at 03:00.

莫利纽克斯球场将会成为所有人欢度圣诞的快乐之地。

And Molyneux will be it'll be a happy Christmas for everyone at Molyneux.

一个不那么糟糕的圣诞节

Well, a less miserable Christmas

是啊。

Yeah.

为了莫利纽克斯的善良人们。

For the good people at Molyneux.

所以我预测狼队会赢。

So I'm calling a wolves win.

是啊。

Yeah.

所以

So

而且我周一很可能看起来像个傻瓜。

And there's a very, very good chance I look like a chump on Monday.

不太喜欢做赛前预测，但特别喜欢预测狼队。

Doesn't like previewing, but but loves calling Wolves.

为什么不问问巴里对桑德兰的看法？

Why don't ask Barry about Sunderland?

这并不是带着什么目的，我只是很好奇，因为他们是非洲杯期间缺人最多的球队。

And this is not with an agenda, but I I'm just interested to know because they're the team that are gonna miss the most players for AFCON.

我觉得有六名球员要离开，但我对桑德兰不够了解，不知道他们中有多少是常规首发球员之类的。

I think there's six players going off, like, and I'm I'm not a fair enough with Sunderland to know, like, how many of them are regular starters and things like that.

这算是一次很大的考验吗？

Like, is this quite a big test?

他们中的大多数都是。

Most of them are.

诺亚·西迪基在与格拉尼特·扎卡搭档中场时表现极为出色。

Noah Siddiqui has been absolutely outstanding playing the center midfield alongside Granitjaka.

他常常被忽视，因为格拉尼特·扎卡毕竟是格拉尼特·扎卡。

He tends to get overlooked a bit because Granitjaka is Granitjaka, obviously.

但西迪基就像一个小型的爆破装置，精力无穷无尽。

But Siddiqui is like a little just just a pocket dynamo, limitless amounts of energy.

他的缺席，但我要明确说明，我对这些桑德兰球员代表国家队没有任何异议。

His absence and to be clear, I have no objection to any of these Sunderland players going to represent their countries.

在英国，不少英超球迷对非洲杯抱有一种轻蔑的态度。

There's a very sneery attitude towards AFCON in The UK among quite a few Premier League fans.

我都完全支持他们去参赛。

I I they all go with my blessing.

我祝他们一切顺利，希望他们都能平安健康、状态完好地回来。

I wish them all the very best of luck, and I hope they all come back hale and hearty and and fit.

所以萨迪基离开后，丹·尼尔就有了上场的机会。

So Sadiki leaves, say, gives Dan Neill an opportunity to come in.

丹·尼尔在上赛季帮助桑德兰成功升级中发挥了关键作用。

Dan Neill was instrumental in getting Sunderland promoted last season.

他是多名在升级过程中起到关键作用的球员之一。

He's one of several players who were instrumental in getting them up.

但由于球队今夏引进了大量新援，他们本赛季几乎没有获得出场机会。

They haven't really got a look in this season because of all the new players they brought in.

因此，人们认为他将有机会在英超联赛中展示自己的能力，我觉得这很好。

So one presumes he'll get a chance to to show what he can do in the Premier League, and I think that's great.

卢卡·奈恩是另一个例子。

Luka Nain's another one.

我认为他仍在接受那个愚蠢的禁赛处罚，那是他在桑德兰以0比3落败时吃到红牌导致的。

I think he's still serving that silly ban he got for getting a red card when he was Suntland were losing a match three nil.

但他迟早会登场，展示他在英超联赛中的实力。

But he he will come in at some point and show what he can do in the Premier League.

而且桑德兰目前积分已经足够，即使他们在非洲杯期间一分未得，也大概仍然安全。

And Sondland already have enough points that even if they don't pick up a single one during AFCON, they'll still probably be okay.

但我很期待看到这些英冠球员获得机会后表现如何。

But I'm looking forward to seeing how they get on with with these championship players getting a chance to step up.

我认为周六客场对阵布莱顿的比赛可能会像‘市长游行’后的表演一样。

I think Brighton Away on Saturday could be maybe an after the Lord Mayor show performance.

如果他们真的输了，那也没关系。

And if that if they do get beaten, that that's fine.

我不会为此失眠的。

I'm I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

在我们讨论其他事情之前，我们应该向21岁的马斯菲尔德前锋伊桑·麦克劳德的亲友致以慰问，他因车祸去世。

And before we go to any other business, we should send thoughts to the friends and family of Ethan McLeod, 21 year old Macclesfield forward, who died following a car accident.

他周二晚上从一场全国联赛北区比赛回家途中遭遇事故。

He was travelling home from a National League North match on Tuesday night.

他今年夏天加入马斯菲尔德，此前毕业于狼队青训学院。

He joined Macclesfield this summer after coming through the Wolves Academy.

他已经在俱乐部留下了深刻印象。

He'd already made an impression of the club.

他被描述为一位极具天赋的年轻球员，性格极具感染力，这个消息昨天传出时令人无比悲痛——当时我在收音机里听到，有人打电话进来表示，他们当时在现场，亲眼看到他热身，真是令人难以接受。

He was described as an incredibly talented young player with an infectious personality incredibly sad and that news broke yesterday when was on the radio and somebody texted in to say look they were at that game and seen him warming up for that game and just incredibly sad.

此外，巴黎圣日耳曼在洲际杯点球大战中击败了弗鲁米嫩塞。

Elsewhere, PSG beat Fluminese in the Intercontinental Cup on penalties.

巴里，这场比赛你完全没关注吗？

Is this a game that completely passed you by, Barry?

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

它过去了吗？

Is it did it pass

我是在你刚才提到的时候才听说的。

I heard of it is when you mentioned it just now.

还有其他人吗？

Any anyone else?

还有其他人吗？

Anyone else?

昨晚才听说，但在这之前，是的，我不知道这是一场比赛。

Last night, heard about it, but before last night, yeah, I didn't know it was a game that was

没有。

No.

没关系。

That's okay.

你到了。

You got there.

这是 FIFA 比赛，所以很有趣的是，这种状况会持续多久。

It's it's a FIFA competition, so it's sort of it's interesting how long this will carry on.

我认为关于海莱恩南美洲，前几天我还和蒂姆·维克里聊过这件事。

I think still regarding Hailean South America, was talking to Tim Vickery about it the other day.

所以弗鲁米嫩塞当时进入了决赛，但感觉这件事可能已经告一段落了。

So Fluminazi were, in that final, but it feels like that may have run its course.

我想是在中东的某个地方，但现在俱乐部世界杯就在那里。

I think it was in The Middle East somewhere, but now the Club World Cup is there.

很难想象这种情况还能继续下去。

Hard to see how this carries on as well.

《卫报》的足球百人榜发布了。

The Guardian's top 100 footballers is out.

荒谬至极。

Outrageous.

帕乔虽然入选了国际足联年度最佳十一人，却只排在第48位左右。

Patcho is only at 48 or something despite getting in FIFA's men's world eleven.

我的意思是，巴里，我不清楚你怎么看。

I mean, don't know about you, Barry.

我真的想不起来了。

I I can't remember.

我提交了我的40人名单，但记不清自己投了谁。

I did submit my 40, but I can't remember who I voted for.

但希望他们能进入前40名。

But hopefully, they they make the top 40.

你想听听我的前十名吗？

Do you want my top 10?

当然。

Yeah.

嗯。

Yeah.

说吧。

Go on.

所以我的前十名，是从第一开始还是从第十开始？

So my I my top 10 from one down or should I go from 10 up?

我就从第一开始吧。

I'll just go one down.

我第十五或者

I'd 15 or

哦，不。

Oh, no.

像布鲁诺·布鲁克那样从第十开始。

Go 10 like Bruno Brook.

不。

No.

哦，你现在把气氛搞砸了。

Oh, you spoiled it now.

但，是的。

But, yeah.

像布鲁诺·布鲁克斯那样从10开始。

Go from 10 like Bruno Brooks.

这不是直播，麦克斯。

It's not live, Max.

我们可以

We can

哦，不。

Oh, no.

加拿大人

The Canadians

我不喜欢‘不’。

I don't like no.

不。

No.

不。

No.

我不认为我们应该。

I don't believe we should.

但不管怎样，继续吧。

But, anyway, carry on.

好的。

Okay.

第一，维蒂娜。

Number one, Vetina.

第二，哈兰德。

Number two, Harland.

第三，亚马尔。

Three, Yamal.

4，凯恩。

4, Kane.

5，卡拉茨·基利亚。

5, Karats Kilia.

6，莫伊兹·凯西多；7，乌萨马·登贝莱；8，胡安·内维斯；9，努诺·门德斯；10，科尔·帕尔默。

6, Moiz Caisido, 7, Usmana Dembele, 8, Juan Neves, 9, Nuno Mendes, and 10, Cole Palmer.

好的。

Okay.

还有40号，我的40号是莱昂内尔·梅西，因为我觉得不能把他漏掉，所以我把他排在了40号。

And 40, my number 40 was Lionel Messi because I thought I can't leave him out, So I I put him in a 40.

你想要我的10号吗？

Do you want my do you want my 10?

10号，维吉尔·范戴克。

At ten, Virgil van Dijk.

9号，法比安·鲁伊斯。

At nine, Fabien Ruiz.

第八名，穆罕默德·萨拉赫。

At eight, Mo Salah.

第七名，哈奥·内维斯。

At seven, Jao Neves.

第六名，埃尔林·哈兰德。

At six, Erling Haaland.

第五名，哈里·凯恩。

Five, Harry Kane.

第四名，拉菲尼亚。

At four, Raffinia.

第三名，莱米纳；第二名，维蒂尼亚；第一名，乌斯曼·登贝莱。

At 3 Lemina Mile at 2 Vitinia at 1 Usman Dembele.

这些安排有离谱的吗？

Are any of those outrageous?

有点儿，你读着这些名字，会不会觉得我犯了什么大错误？

Sort of you know reading them going was have I made any big errors there?

嗯，这是你的观点，所以

Well it's your opinion so

但你知道，当你发了第五封邮件，已经迟了四天，甚至比罗马里奥还晚的时候，这还是你的观点。

But, you know, it's your opinion when, you know, you've had you're on your fifth email and you're four days late, and you're even later than Romario.

我就是这么听说的。

That's what I was told.

连罗马里奥都交了，你也赶紧交吧。

Even Romario's got his in, so get yours in.

于是，国际足联年度男子最佳十一人名单公布了，分别是多纳鲁马、哈基米、帕乔、范戴克、门德斯、帕尔默、贝林厄姆、维蒂尼亚、佩德里、亚马尔和登贝莱。

And so the FIFA men's world eleven came out, which was Donnarumma, Hakimi, Pacho, Van Dyke, Mendes, Palmer, Bellingham, Vitinia, Pedri, Yamal, and Dembele.

所以，如果你喜欢这类东西的话，这就是了。

So, you know, there we are if you like those kind of things.

关于半半围巾的话题，制片人乔尔说，人们对其的兴趣就像梵高生前未被赏识那样，正在悄然兴起。

On the subject of half and half scarves, producer Joel says, you know, there's been a groundswell of interest not appreciated in their lifetime like Van Gogh, he says.

他说他可能会在国王十字车站组织一场快闪赠送活动。

He said he might organize a flash mob giveaway in Kings Cross.

丹，有购买围巾的链接吗？

Dan, is there a link to buy one of the scarves?

谢谢。

Thanks.

圣诞快乐。

Merry Christmas.

迈克尔，我刚回听了播客，桑德兰德比乔伊，12月15日。

Michael, just listening back to the pod, Sundance Derby Joy, December 15.

在讨论西汉姆半半围巾禁令时，巴里提到卫报塔里还剩不少足球周刊款的围巾。

While discussing the West Ham half and half ban, Barry mentioned there were quite a few football weekly ones left in the Guardian Towers.

我的问题是，我能要一个吗？

My questions are, can I have one?

它们多少钱？

How much do they cost?

我在哪里能找到一个？

Where can I find one?

我在《卫报》商店找过了。

I've looked on the Guardian shop.

我找不到任何一款。

I can't find any.

它们肯定没那么受欢迎。

Surely they weren't that popular.

你们已经卖完了。

You've run out.

感谢马克斯、巴里、所有嘉宾，当然还有今年为所有播客幕后工作的每个人。

Thank you to Max, Barry, all the guests, of course, everyone working behind the scenes for all the pods this year.

祝你们圣诞快乐。

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas.

新年快乐。

Best wishes for the new year.

凯文，只要向巴里的马拉松旅程捐赠一定金额，就能获得一条50000条足球周刊围巾中的一条。

Kevin, a donation of what amount to Barry's marathon journeys needs to receive one of the 50,000 football weekly scarves.

我的意思是，巴里，我们在办公室里。

I mean, were in the office, Barry.

你看到那里那些围巾的箱子了。

You have seen the boxes of scarves that are there.

是的。

Yes.

我觉得五万这个数字可能有点夸张，但确实有几百条。

I think 50,000 is probably a bit of an exaggeration, but there's a couple of 100.

我说有好几箱呢。

I'd say quite a few boxes of them.

我不知道这些围巾能不能买，哪里能买，而且就算我真拿到一大笔现金，我也懒得自己一个个往信封里塞。

I have no idea how to if they can be bought, where they can be bought, and I certainly can't be arsed stuffing them in envelopes myself even if I do get trousers of cash.

我的一个最好的朋友就是靠在演唱会外卖周边商品为生的。

I mean, I have one of my best mates sells merch outside gigs for a living.

嗯。

Uh-huh.

我觉得就连他都很难把这些卖出去。

And I reckon even he'd struggle to offload these.

我建议你可以把沙子卖给穆罕默德·本·萨勒曼。

Could send sell sand sand to Mohammed bin Salman, I'd say.

我们的食物来自安德烈亚斯。

Our food is from Andreas.

亲爱的《足球周刊》，我很兴奋地报告，马克斯和巴里主演了一篇由华盛顿特区享有盛誉的美国国家科学院出版物《科学与技术问题》发表的科幻作品。

Dear football weekly, I'm excited to report that Max and Barry star in a piece of speculative fiction published by Issues in Science and Technology, a publication of the prestigious National Academy of Sciences in Washington DC.

《邦汉姆的必然》是一个圣诞故事，设定在不远的未来，一位美国科技富豪收购了一支低级别足球俱乐部，并决定不再聘请人类主教练，而是将球队的管理权交给了人工智能。

Bonham's Certain is a Christmas tale set in a not too distant future when an American tech bro acquires a lower division football club and decides to dispense with human a human manager handing over the reins of the team to AI.

不多剧透了，我会分享的是，马克斯和巴里把接下来发生的事称为‘机器人搞砸了’，听众可以放心的是，即使多年以后，巴里依然因为马克斯喜欢冷玩乐队而取笑他。

Without giving too many spoilers, I will share that Max and Barry dubbed what ensues as robotic shithousery, and listeners will be reassured to learn that even years from now, Barry is still giving Max a hard time for liking cold play.

我是这个播客的长期忠实听众。

I'm a long time devoted listener of the pod.

我非常兴奋能在这部作品中向《足球周刊》致敬，这尤其契合本系列探讨科技对社会影响的主题，因为迄今为止我参加过的唯一一场现场活动就是在伦敦科学博物馆。

I I was so excited to pay tribute to Football Weekly in this story, which is especially fitting in this series that explores the impact of technology on society given the one live show I've been able to attend was in the Museum of Science in London.