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Before we
开始之前，如果你还没试过PrizePicks应用，一定要试试。
get into it, if you guys have not tried out the PrizePicks app, you gotta try it out.
关于体育竞猜，我试过所有应用，而PrizePicks绝对是我的最爱。
I have tried every app when it comes to firing on sports, and PrizePicks is by far my favorite.
这个应用用起来非常简单。
The app's so easy to use.
你打开应用。
You hop on the app.
每个球员都有一个预设的预测值，你要选择高于或低于这个预测值。
Each player has a set projection, and you either go more or less than that set projection.
你选择的越多，你的投注倍数就越高。
The more you choose, the more your picks gonna multiply.
PrizePicks应用真是彻底改变了游戏规则。
Complete game changer on the PrizePicks app.
现在你可以选择球队。
Now you can choose teams.
你可以选择让分。
You can choose the spread.
你可以选择比赛的比分。
You can choose the score of the game.
你还可以对文化类投注进行下注。
You can also fire on culture picks too.
这对PrizePicks应用来说简直是革命性的改变。
Absolute game changer for the PrizePicks app.
他们真的什么都有。
They literally have everything.
PrizePicks在大多数州都可用，包括加利福尼亚、德克萨斯，以及现在的新纽约。
PrizePicks available in most states, including California, Texas, and now New York.
如果你们还没下载这个应用，请使用代码Nelk。
If you guys have never downloaded the app, use code Nelk.
下载时使用这个。
Use that when you download it.
输入进去。
Put it in.
如果你只充5美元，你的首套阵容就能免费获得50美元。
If you put in just $5, you get $50 for free with your first lineup.
抓紧使用代码Nelk。
Take advantage of code Nelk.
在PrizePicks应用上关注我，Kyle。
Follow me at Kyle on the PrizePicks app.
下载PrizePicks应用。
Download the PrizePicks app.
使用代码Nelk。
Use code Nelk.
感谢PrizePicks应用。
Shout out to PrizePicks app.
这是游戏和体育领域最好的应用。
Best app in the game of fire and sports.
让我们进入播客吧。
Let's get into the podcast.
PrizePicks 提供 DFS 和免费游玩模式。
PrizePicks offers DFS and free to play.
提供 50 美元的 PrizePicks DFS 线路作为奖励。
$50 provided as PrizePicks DFS lineups.
在获得奖励线路前，必须在 PrizePicks 上实际消费 5 美元。
Must spend $5 of real money on PrizePicks before receiving bonus lineups.
PrizePicks Predict 是一个经注册的 FCFM 服务，提供团队选择和文化选择作为赛事合约。
PrizePicks predict is a registered FCFM offering team picks and culture picks as event contracts.
两者都涉及重大风险，并非适合所有人。
Both involve significant risk, not for all.
用户必须年满 18 岁，且作为赛事合约用户须为美国居民。
Must be 18 plus and for event contracts be a US resident.
适用限制条件。
Restrictions apply.
禁止地区无效。
Void where prohibited.
请理性使用。
Use responsibly.
如需帮助，请拨打1804262537或访问ncpgambling.org。
For help, call 1804262537 or visit ncpgambling.org.
好了，伙计们。
Alright, boys.
《Full Send Pod》第二集。
Full Send Pod episode two.
我们又和兄弟们回来了。
We are back with the squad with the boys.
伙计们，你们感觉怎么样？
How are feeling, boys?
周末过得怎么样？
How was the weekend?
太棒了。
Fucking sick.
周末不错。
Good weekend.
你们玩了什么吗？
You guys get into anything?
是的。
Yeah.
去看了一个滑板比赛。
Went to a skate competition.
PSL。
PSL.
有点喝醉了。
Got a little drunk.
很有趣。
It's fun.
你参赛了吗？
You competed?
没有。
No.
没有。
No.
我只是去观看。
I just went to go watch.
它就像一个与SLS相关的比赛。
It was like a it's like a competitor with SLS.
一种新的滑板比赛形式。
This like new kind of skate competition thing.
但那真的超级有趣。
But it was it was fucking fun.
我第一次去了动物收容所。
Went to an animal shelter for the first time.
也许我会领养一只狗。
Maybe it gonna like adopt a dog.
那地方简直 depressing 到极点。
That shit was depressing as fuck.
但是
But
那你就没领吗？
And you just didn't?
我没领。
I didn't.
我的意思是，有一只该死的小博美犬，我差点就带它回家了。
I mean, there was this one little fucking Pomeranian I almost took home.
老兄，它们都关在那些该死的小水泥隔间里。
Dude, it's like It's like, they're in these like little fucking concrete things.
它们晚上在户外。
They're like outdoor at night.
有点让人难过。
It's like kinda depressing.
你真想带十只狗回家。
You like kinda wanna take like 10 dogs home.
你心想，操，我
You're like, fuck, I
可以带一只
could take
他带走了几只？
How many did he take?
一只都没带。
None.
但我绝对不会再去找繁育者了。
But I I definitely am not gonna go to a breeder ever again.
很难在那儿查到列表，然后空手离开。
Kinda hard list to pull up there and come leave empty handed.
我知道。
I know.
下次吧。
Next time.
是的。
Yeah.
我他妈饿得要命。
I'm fucking criminally hung.
我在聊天里跟你们说了，但我他妈确实喝多了。
I told you boys in the chat, but I had a fucking Yeah.
我连续喝了两天。
I had a two day ripper.
那简直像迈阿密一样疯狂。
It was ultra Miami.
所以昨天我确实去了桑拿房和冷水浴。
So I was literally in the sauna cold tub yesterday.
我感觉特别好，然后加布一直求我去参加Ultra。
I felt so good, and then Gabe was begging me to go to ultra.
我当时就想，操，约翰·萨默斯。
And I was like, fuck, John Summit.
所以我们昨晚终于进去了一次，但是
So we we got into one last night, but
我这会儿正经历一个小小的两天宿醉。
I'm ripping a little two day a little two day hang.
我和斯泰尼在播客里聊了他。
Me and Steiny, we did him on the pod.
斯泰尼，那事儿是多久以前了？
How many years ago was that, Steiny?
三年？
Three?
两年？
Two?
三年。
Three.
我们几年前请他来过播客，那时候他刚起步。
We had him out on the pod, like, a few years ago, and he was kind of just on the come up.
我们还和他一起办过一场疯狂的派对。
And we had, like, a crazy house party with him.
但看到他取得这么大的进步，真是不可思议。
But it's just crazy to see how far he's coming.
他可是直接在Ultra音乐节压轴演出啊。
Like, he's he fucking headlined Ultra.
所以他现在已经是全球最顶尖的DJ之一了。
So he's, like, one of the biggest DJs in the world now.
现在在这期播客里，就我没宿醉吗？
Am I the only one who's not hungover on this podcast at this moment?
斯泰尼？
Steiny?
不是。
Nah.
我没事。
I'm straight.
我上周末也玩得很嗨。
I had a big weekend too.
今天是几号？
What's today?
星期一？
Monday?
是的。
Yeah.
今天是星期一。
Today is Monday.
老兄，他
Bro, it's
糟透了
so bad
连今天是星期几都不知道。
that he doesn't even know what day it is.
我哥们儿误食了牛油，过量了。
Buddy OD'd on fucking beef tallow.
我有个朋友来城里了。
One of my buddies was in town.
我们出去玩，遇见了泰勒·斯威夫特。
We went out, met Taylor Swift.
那还挺酷的。
That was pretty cool.
哦，是吗？
Oh, you did.
一个喝醉的人。
A shot guy.
我以我的生命发誓。
I swear my life.
你见到泰勒·斯威夫特了？
You met Taylor Swift?
是的。
Yeah.
斯汀尼这事儿也太低调了。
That's so low key from Steiny.
我以上帝的名义发誓。
I swear to god.
对。
Yeah.
我周六见到泰勒·斯威夫特了。
I met Taylor Swift Saturday.
去和MDJ吃晚饭。
To dinner with the MDJ.
伙计，就只是伙计，很随意地，那有点小题大做，那真是。
Buddy just Buddy just casually that's a little chint That's
点头说。
the chint nod and
说：我见过泰勒·斯威夫特。
says, I met Taylor Swift.
我的意思是，我发誓，兄弟。
I mean, I swear to god, bro.
我有多个证人。
I have multiple witnesses.
那怎么可能？
How is that?
多个证人。
Multiple witnesses.
我们当时
We were
我当时是，不，不是。
I was well, no.
他们当时，
They were,
就像，和我在一起的时候，他们简直惊呆了。
like, with me, they were like, holy shit.
我当时在洛杉矶的一个会员俱乐部，和MPJ在一起，他就坐在Travis和Taylor旁边。
We were at a I was at this member's club in LA with MPJ, and he was sitting right next to Travis and Taylor.
我走过的时候，其中一个家伙，我们——我不确定你当时有没有和我在一起，但哥们儿，我和他一起去过Little Sister。
And I walked by, and one of the guys we we I don't know if you were with me, but, dude, I went went out with him at Little Sister.
我不确定你那天晚上有没有在场。
I don't I don't know if you were there that night.
Travis给我打了电话。
Travis called me.
是的。
Yeah.
哦，不。
Oh, no.
不过我记得你跟我提起过这件事。
I remember you telling me about it, though.
但没有。
But no.
我不在场。
I wasn't there.
我觉得我搞砸了，因为我就这么突然提起，兄弟，你还记得我们在我妹妹那儿吗，泰勒就坐在那儿，我就不知道 yeah。
I think I kinda fucked up because, like, I kinda brought that up as an intro to, like, bro, remember we were at my sister and Taylor was sitting right there, and I don't yeah.
我想他当时问：‘那地方在哪儿，兄弟？’
I think he was like, where's that at, bro?
就是，那是哪个城市？
Like, what city is that?
他肯定知道得一清二楚。
His ass knows for sure.
每个人都清楚得很。
Everyone knows exactly.
姐妹们。
Sisters.
是的。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
你就是那个家伙吗？
Are you that guy?
这是个新开场白吗？
Is that a new intro?
你知道的，比如，嘿。
You know, like, hey.
还记得我们那时候直接上那些女孩的时候吗？
Remember when we were raw dogging those chicks?
泰勒只是说：不。
And Taylor's just like No.
那就是我遇见他的地方。
That's just where I met him.
我
I
不
don't
所以不管怎样，我
So anyway I
我不记得那件事了。
don't remember that.
是的。
Yeah.
他的身体就像是个YouTube的粉丝什么的。
Was, like, kinda like his body was, like is, like, a fan of YouTube and shit.
所以我们聊了起来，然后泰勒就自我介绍了。
So we chopped it up, then Taylor was, like, introduce herself.
这事儿太疯狂了。
Was this was crazy.
她跟我握了手。
Shook my hand.
她是我见过最温柔的女孩。
Was the sweetest girl ever.
这简直太棒了。
It's fucking awesome.
哇哦。
Wow.
这真的超酷啊，兄弟。
That's pretty fucking cool, bro.
当我到达那里时，外面大概有四十个狗仔队，你当时也没太在意。
When I pulled up to the place, there was probably 40 paparazzi out there, and you didn't really think much of it.
然后一切都明白了。
And then it all made sense.
天啊。
Damn.
好吧。
Alright.
你周末过得不错。
Well, you had a good weekend.
挺酷的。
That's cool.
是的。
Yeah.
很带感。
Was dope.
妮娜最近怎么样？
What's good with Nina?
是发生什么大冲突了吗？
Big beef went down or what?
我觉得应该是周日。
So I think it was Sunday.
那天晚上之后，第二天早上我醒来了。
The night after that, I woke up that morning.
我总是这样。
I always do this.
在洛杉矶，人们会坐在长椅上吃早餐。
Diners on a bench go in LA.
我得停止这样做了。
I gotta stop doing this.
有时候我醒来时喝醉了，看到什么就觉得发条推文之类的主意不错，然后又睡着了，醒来后看到自己发的内容，就会想，天啊。
Sometimes I'll wake up and see something when I'm, like, hungover and think it'd be a good idea to just fire off a tweet or some shit, then I fall back asleep and then wake up and see, like, what he And I'm like, oh my god.
不。
No.
我不太喜欢她的回应。
I don't really like, her response.
你们所有人都应该都看到了，她的回应简直是恶意满满，是我这辈子见过的最没必要的事情。
You guys all probably saw the response was, like, the most malicious and just just an unnecessary thing I've probably ever seen in my life.
但是
But
你需要解释一下。
You need to explain it.
我都不知道她说了什么。
I don't even know what she said.
我真的不想再看一遍了，因为我现在感到焦虑。
I don't I honestly don't wanna see it again because I'm showing anxiety.
但我说了，我说了，我说了，我爱妮娜，但我觉得她不该去提那个摔跤手的名字，好像是乔治？
But I said, I said, I said, I I love Nina, but I don't think it's cool for her to press I think his name is George, the guy that wrestled, Armand?
乔吉奥·波利斯。
Giorgio Polis.
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
我想我说过，我觉得她对乔治施压不公平，因为她几乎在大多数直播中都和UFC选手约会、调情。
I I think I said I don't I don't think it's fair for her to press George when she pretty much goes on dates and flirts with UFC fighters in most of her streams.
是的。
Yeah.
我从来没看过那段视频。
I never saw the clip
她施压他的那段。
of her pressing him.
当时她是不是大发雷霆，生气了？
Was it, like did she, like, flip out, get mad?
所以他在一场新闻发布会上，和阿尔蒙在一起，他说如果我赢了，我就带妮娜去约会，这也没啥大不了的。
So so he's in a press conference and, like, he's with with Armon, and he's, like, if I win, I get to take Nina out on a date, which is not, like, that crazy.
但阿尔蒙没因此生气吗？
But didn't didn't Armand get pissed at that?
不是她？
Not her?
我觉得他听错了她的话，或者说是听错了。
I think he misheard her and thought he's or sorry.
他听错了对方，以为对方提到了他的家人。
He he misheard him and thought that he said something about his family.
他当时说：你别提我的家人。
He was like, you don't talk about my family.
你别提那件事。
You don't talk about that.
我看过那个片段。
I saw that.
是的
Yeah.
她走过去对他表示不满，说你不能这样对我无礼。
She goes up to him impressing me like, you can't be disrespectful to me like that.
别无礼。
Don't disrespect.
我不知道她有没有提到女性，但你不能这样对我无礼。
I don't know if she said women, but you can't be disrespectful to me.
而且你可以看出来他明显很不自在，因为如果有人在直播中走过来对你说这种话，你肯定会想：‘这到底是什么情况？’
And like, he was you can notice he was noticeably uncomfortable because if someone comes up to you on a livestream and they say that, you're kinda like, what the fuck?
所以我醒来后看到一个片段，你知道这些剪辑，总是断章取义，随便配上标题，说乔治对女性如此无礼。
So I woke up and I saw a clip, and you know these clippers, they just take everything out of context and they write whatever caption, and it's like, George is so disrespectful to woman.
可我明明记得，就在前一天，Suga Sean 还和她一起直播，他说：‘嘿，我不能跟你调情，因为你男朋友是Armon。’
And was just like, dude, like, I watched Suga Sean actually stream with her the day before, and he's like, yo, I can't flirt with you because your boyfriend, Armon.
所以我当时就想：干嘛非得把这 guy 描绘成对女性无礼的样子？你们自己也在助长这种误解，事情根本就不是这么回事。
And so I was just like, yo, wasn't necessary to make this guy look like he's, like, disrespectful to women when you kinda play into that, and that's all it was.
我想她真的很不爽，直接炸了。
And she really didn't like it, I guess, and went absolutely ham.
她把所有可能有人说过的话，全都挑出来，拼成了一段话。
Like, she took every mean comment probably that anyone's ever said and just compiled it into one paragraph.
直接甩给我了。
Just fired it at me.
很多人私下联系我，说：老兄，这太离谱了。
A lot of people hit me up on the side and were like, dude, that was absurd.
别被这个影响。
Like, don't let that bother you.
这真的完全没必要。
Like, that was so uncalled for.
然后她还拉了一些人一起站队，因为这有点狠但挺搞笑的。
And then she had some people rock with it because it was kind of savage and funny.
谁在乎啊？
Who gives a fuck?
我不知道。
I don't know.
这大概就是推特上的争执吧。
It's Twitter beef, I guess.
对吧？
Right?
如果你发了那样的推文，就会引来这种事。
It's found a if you tweet something like that.
这真让人难受，因为每次我在UFC见到她，她都对我特别友善。
It sucks because she's been nothing but sweet to me every time I've seen her at the UFC.
但我觉得，呃，我不太确定，但所有评论都说她丈夫是摄像师。
But I think, like, a lot I I'm not sure about this, but all the comments say that her husband is the cameraman.
所以当她跟那些人调情的时候，他每次都能听到关于她感情的事。
So when she's, like, flirting with these guys, like, be here has to hear about her relationship every time.
所以也许这触动了她的痛处。
So maybe that, like, struck a nerve.
所以如果我真的惹她生气了什么的，我确实应该道歉。
So I actually do apologize if I did, like, you know, piss her off or whatever.
她本人真的特别温柔。
And she is so sweet in person.
是的。
Yeah.
因为我们每场比赛都能看到她。
Because we see her every fight.
所以我觉得
So I
我只是在想。
was just wondering.
对。
Yeah.
简直不可能。
It's like No.
那只是
It was
我做过最糟糕的事。
probably my worst thing I've ever done.
但是，尼娜，我真的对不起。
But, Nina, I'm really sorry.
那样做是不应该的。
That was uncalled for.
但你的回应太过分了。
But your response was way too mean.
我觉得，当我看到的时候，我就想，嘿，她应该稍微淡定一点。
I think that, like, when I saw it, I was like, like, yo, she should just roll with the punches a bit.
你是在互联网上啊。
Like, you're on the Internet.
我的意思是，你知道的吧？
Like, you know I mean?
别太在意，尤其是当别人说这种话的时候。
Don't get like, especially if people say shit like that.
但我觉得，也许她觉得，如果她接受了这种玩笑，那每个 fighter、每个人都会拿这个开玩笑，因为她等于在说，我对这种玩笑无所谓。
But like, I think, like, maybe she's like, if she played into that, then every fighter, every person's gonna fucking make that joke because she's saying like, I'm okay with that joke.
所以也许她只是坚定地表明态度：嘿，我不接受这种事。
So maybe she's just like putting her foot down being like, yo, like, I don't fuck with that.
我有男朋友，你懂我的意思吧？
I have a boyfriend, I you know mean?
或者一个
Or a
我不觉得你没看到那天晚上，她就是那天晚上的情况。
don't think I don't think you've seen the, like, that night, she that this is that night.
她走进更衣室，当时阿尔芒刚说完，他就说：天哪，你的指甲真长。
She goes into the locker room where Armand's, like, had just one, and he's like, goddamn, you have such long nails.
这让我背都疼了。
Like, it messed my back up.
是的
Yeah.
她的直播看起来确实像约会。
Her streams do look like like dates.
我觉得这么说很公平，她的直播确实非常像约会。
I think that's pretty fair to say the streams, like, are very date like.
他们一起去吃饭。
Like, they go get food.
他们一起闲逛。
They hang out.
看起来就像一场约会。
It looks like a date.
是的
Yeah.
我的意思是，我支持妮娜。
I mean, I fuck with Nina.
但因为这个让一个男生看起来很糟糕，然后还顺势配合，这不太好。
But making a guy look bad for that and, like, then playing into it is bad.
但，我不知道。
But, like, I don't know.
我想，
I guess,
也许这样的回应是必要的。
like, maybe that's the response was as necessary.
是的。
Yeah.
这确实很有攻击性。
It's definitely aggressive.
但接着
But then
我搞砸了，我搞砸了
I fuck I fuck
和妮娜一起。
with Nina.
我的意思是，作为一个人，我觉得她很酷。
I mean, as a per I think she's cool.
我觉得她很聪明。
I think she's smart.
她显然知道如何制作内容。
She's obviously knows how to make content.
是的。
Yeah.
但没错。
But yeah.
操。
Fuck.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我不确定我能不能像她那样
I don't know if I could be her
男朋友，兄弟。
boyfriend, bro.
她结婚了吗？也就是说，是她丈夫在拍这个视频吗？
Is she's married, Like, is it so this is her husband filming this?
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
评论里都是这么说的。
That's what the comments say.
我不知道这是否属实，但我猜我
I don't know if that's true or not, but I I guess I
我不知道这是否属实。
don't know if that's true or not.
我不再想谈论那个女孩的私事或者任何关于她的事了。
I'm done talking about that girl's personal shit or anything about her.
尼娜，我爱你。
Nina, I love you.
迪伦·达尼斯正在大力介入。
Dylan Danis is sliding in there heavily.
迪伦·达尼斯根本没戏。
Dylan Danis isn't getting anywhere.
你知道我说的是什么意思吧？
You know what mean?
他妈的，我不这么认为。
Fucking I don't think so.
好了，各位。
Alright, guys.
每周一，我们都在Nelk Boys和Instagram上搞MoonPay周一活动。
Every Monday, we do MoonPay Mondays on Nelk Boys x and Instagram.
我们每周赠送1000美元的比特币。
We give away $1,000 in Bitcoin.
你们每周只需要下载MoonPay应用，并把你们的钱包地址发给我们。
All you gotta do every week, download the MoonPay app and get us your wallet address.
MoonPay正在主导加密货币领域。
MoonPay's been taking over the crypto space.
他们刚刚与Safe Pal达成了新的合作。
They actually just did a new partnership with Safe Pal.
所以Safe Pal悄然成为了行业内最完整的钱包生态系统之一，涵盖硬件、软件、浏览器扩展，以及一张允许你在实体商店消费加密货币的万事达卡。
So Safe Pal just quietly became one of the most complete wall ecosystems in the game, hardware, software, browser extension, and a Mastercard that lets you spend crypto at actual stores.
他们从冷存储发展成了全栈解决方案。
They went from cold storage to full stack.
他们拥有超过两千万用户，支持上百条区块链，而他们的产品依然完全离线，意味着你的私钥从未接触过互联网，一次都没有。
20,000,000 plus users over a 100 blockchains and their s one is still fully air gapped, which means your keys never touch the Internet, not once, not ever.
但真正有趣的地方在这里。
But here's where it gets interesting.
他们刚刚将 HyperLiquid 永续合约直接集成到了应用中。
They just integrated hyper liquid perps straight into the app.
所以你现在可以在存储资产的同一个地方进行去中心化杠杆交易。
So now you're trading decentralized leverage from the same place that you store your assets.
这已经不仅仅是一个钱包了。
That's not even a wallet anymore.
这简直就像一个指挥中心。
That's like a command center.
你通过 MoonPay 充值，进入 SafePal，突然间，你就能在一个地方实现自托管、DeFi 访问和借记卡功能。
You fund up their MoonPay, land in SafePal, and all of a sudden, you got self custody, DeFi access, a debit card in one place.
MoonPay 让入场变得无形无感。
MoonPay makes the on ramp invisible.
SafePal 让目的地值得你前来。
SafePal makes the destination worth showing up to.
就是这样。
That's it.
任何与加密货币相关的事情，我都在用MoonPay。
Anything crypto related, I'm using MoonPay.
他们接受全球唯一的支付方式：借记卡、信用卡、Venmo、PayPal，所有都行。
They accept single payment provider on the planet, debit card, credit card, Venmo, PayPal, everything.
给MoonPay点赞，这是目前最好的加密货币应用。
Shout out to MoonPay, the best crypto app in the game.
我们回到牌桌吧。
Let's get back on the pot.
你今晚要和加拿大人合作吗？
You're partnering with the Canadians tonight?
是的。
Yeah.
我想我可能会去吃晚饭，去坦帕的肉市场科技，找Cole Coffey和那辆老款铃木。
I think I might be going out for, both dinner, meat market tech in Tampa, Cole Coffey, old Suzuki.
然后他们周二要对阵闪电队。
And then they're playing, Tuesday against the lightning.
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所以我要把他们灌得烂醉，然后狠狠收拾闪电队。
So I'm gonna get them fucking as drunk as I can and then hammer the lightning.
你每次有冰球队来坦帕，都会和他们一起狂欢吧。
You just party you party with every hockey team when they come to Tampa.
太酷了。
That's sick.
每支NHL球队来的时候，他们通常都会去肉市，而我总能找到办法混进去。
Every NHL team that comes down, it's like they usually go to meat market, and I find my way in there.
上一次，我被赶了出来，因为我想进后面的房间。
And I like, last time, kicked me out going into the back room.
他把整个球队都惹得兴奋不已。
He put his fucking the whole team was so stoked.
他们都说：‘切蒂来了！’
They're like, Chetty's here.
你是在开玩笑吧？
Are you fucking kidding me?
我挤进去的时候，人山人海。
And I come in, like, 20 deep.
我在肉市的后屋，正好赶上他们的新秀派对。
And I'm in the back room at meat market, and it was their rookie party.
本来没人被允许在那儿录像什么的，新秀们得干点类似罚站的傻事。
And, like, no one was supposed to be in there filming or anything It's like the rookies had to do some some soft shit.
突然我感觉到肩膀上贴着一块裸露的肉，他跟我说：嘿，伙计。
And fucking, I just feel a bare meat on my shoulder, and he goes, hey, buddy.
你得赶紧滚出去。
You gotta get the fuck out of here.
我说：没问题，哥们儿。
I go, no problem, guys.
裸露的肉。
Bare meat.
他是那个最大最吓人的家伙，你知道的？
He's the biggest guy and the scariest fucking You know?
是的。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
所以我出去了。
So I I went out.
我说，没问题。
I'm like, no problem.
我就在酒吧里，兄弟们。
I'm just gonna be at the bar boys.
然后，他们吃完晚饭，说：‘哦，他说了，想让这家伙跟我们去下一家酒吧。’
And then, they all finished up dinner, they're like, oh, he was like, yeah, we want this guy coming to the next bar with us.
所以我就说：‘走，干吧。’
So I was like, let's fucking go.
和他们一起洗了洗。
Got rinsed with them.
我的市场是什么？
What's me market?
就是坦帕一家牛排馆。
It's just like a steakhouse in Tampa.
是的。
Yeah.
哦，好吧。
Oh, okay.
然后，我就说，奥比，我能点个快速小吃吗？
And then, I was like, Obi, can I get a quick pick?
我当时四岁的时候，墙上挂着一个胖头鱼的海报。
Like, I had a fat head on the wall view when I was, like, four guy.
他是我最喜欢的NHL球员。
Like, he was my favorite NHL player.
他回答说，是的。
And he's like, yeah.
但我可以把它保存在手机上。
But I'll take it on my phone.
我说：嘿，你能发给我吗？
I'm like, yo, can you send it to me?
他说：不行。
He's like, nah.
你来华盛顿特区的时候再拿。
You can get it when you come to DC.
所以我就说：好吧。
So I'm like, alright.
所以我永远都不会去拿了，哥们。
So I'm never gonna pick, guy.
伙计，
Dude,
是的，
yeah,
奥维也是我最喜欢的。
Ovi was my favorite too.
所以盖伊是
So Guy's
一位传奇人物。
a legend.
嗯，有史以来最喜爱的冰球运动员？
Well, like, favorite hockey player ever?
没有。
No.
他被选中时，我想应该是2007年，他在NHL，我记得。
When he got drafted, like, I think it was o he was on NHL o seven, I think.
是的。
Yeah.
他简直就是个硬汉。
He was just a man.
他只是戴着黄色的冰鞋鞋带。
And he's just got the yellow skate laces.
他是他是那个
He's a he's a the
我上一次真正关注冰球还是帕蒂·凯恩的时候。
last time I, like, actually paid attendant attention to hockey was Patty Cain.
他当时太有派头了。
Like, I was had just too much swagger.
他现在依然状态爆棚。
He's he's been going crazy right now still.
他还在打比赛？
He's still playing?
是的，兄弟。
Yeah, bro.
他刚刚在家乡布法罗进球，让整个观众席瞬间安静。
He just scored in his hometown in Buffalo and silenced the whole crowd.
是Freeze。
Was Freeze.
我们得
We gotta let's
我们必须来
hit we gotta hit
一起打一场冰球比赛。
a fucking hockey game together.
咱们去看几场季后赛吧。
Let's hit some playoff games.
来坦帕吧。
Come out to Tampa.
闪电队的比赛太精彩了。
Lightning games are unreal.
我们和Patty一起去过。
We hit it with Patty
通常是深红色。
Maroon usually.
他会在重要日子出现。
He comes to big day.
有些重要的投注选择，咱们就一起去看看比赛，季后赛。
Some big prize picks, and we'll fucking hit some games, playoffs.
是的。
Yep.
是的。
Yep.
在玻璃上。
On the glass.
所有球队在玻璃上都认识我们。
All all the teams know us on the glass.
这他妈太搞笑了。
It's fucking hilarious.
我同意。
I'm down.
你们之间有多远？
How far are you guys from each other?
这是开车过去吗？
Is that a drive?
坦帕？
Tampa?
大概三个半小时。
It's like three and a half.
我来负责。
I do it.
不知道。
Don't know.
还是你会直接飞过去，凯尔？
Or would you just fly it, Kyle?
这就像
Is that like
我可能会坐飞机去。
I'd probably fly it.
这就像
It's like
四十到四十五分钟的飞行。
forty, forty five minute flight.
大概就像从洛杉矶到拉斯维加斯吧。
It's like LA to Vegas, I guess.
这是一段轻松的小旅程。
That's a easy little trip
为了上帝。
for God.
让我去拉斯维加斯吧。
Let me head into Vegas.
这就是为什么我买了空间轿跑，这样我就能在后座上放松，享受七系宝马里的智能 chauffeur 技术。
That's why that's why I bought space coupe so I can melt in the backseat little chauffeur tech in the in the seven series Beamer.
谢谢你，Freezer，昨天的推荐。
Thanks, Freezer, for the picks yesterday.
兄弟，真的谢谢你。
Dude, thank you.
天啊，老兄，真的。
Dude, fuck, dude.
我觉得我们五投一中。
I think we went one for five.
弗雷泽说：嘿。
Fraser's like, yo.
别犹豫了，全买下来，兄弟。
Fucking take them all, bro.
我们五投一中。
We went one for five.
所以
So
我的意思是，你知道吗，那三个球是在最扯淡的情况下去的？
I mean, you know, three of those lost in the most bullshit thing ever?
扯淡。
Bullshit.
还剩十秒的时候，那个空门啊。
With ten seconds left, the fucking open goal.
但看看这个，伙计们，这可是赢球的关键。
But watch this fucking to win the game, boys.
这个白人小子。
This is this white boy.
这是史上最冷的三分球。
It's the coldest three ever.
大一新生。
Freshman.
大一新生。
Freshman.
看看这孩子。
Look at this kid.
老兄，我简直太兴奋了，兄弟们。
Bro, I'm fucking game, boys.
哇。
Wow.
还剩0.3秒。
Point three left.
还剩0.3秒。
Point three seconds left.
这家伙接下来六个月就是英雄了。
That guy's the man for fucking the next six months.
当这孩子回学校的时候，
When that kid goes back to school,
就像是，
it's like,
他是个超级明星。
he's a superstar.
昨晚戴头盔了吗，斯汀尼？
Helmet last night, Steiny?
伙计。
Buddy.
是的。
Yeah.
兄弟，你什么意思
Bro, what
你说什么？
do you mean?
如果他回去戴头盔。
If he goes back helmet.
他们本已掌控了比赛，他却把该死的传球给扔了。
They had the game in their hands, and he threw the fucking pass away.
为他感到很难受。
Feels so bad for him.
这里就是他该死的谎言。
Right here is his fucking lies.
这简直太疯狂了。
It was fucking insane.
就在这里。
Right here.
老兄，真蠢。
Dude, dumb.
哦。
Oh.
别激动，冷静点。
Just chill.
哦，天啊。
Oh, man.
这太疯狂了。
That's fucking insane.
我当时押了杜克队赢六分，蒂尼。
And I had Duke minus six, Tiny.
我押了杜克队赢九分，
Nine fucking I had Duke,
上半场是杜克队让两分半，所以我赢了。
minus two and a half first half, so I hit that.
然后你发给我的每一场冰球比赛，我都输了。
And then every hockey that you sent me, I lost.
所以。
So
天啊，当你是一名大学生运动员，做出这样的表现时，我简直无法想象，你开车去参加大学派对时会是什么样子。
God, when you're a college athlete and you make a play like that, I can't even imagine, like, when you pull up to a college party.
你永远是传奇。
You're a legend forever.
guys 可能不知道这一点，但比如切蒂，也许你会知道，还有凯姆巴·沃克。
Guys probably don't know this, but, like, Chetty, maybe you will, but, like, Kemba Walker.
哦，是的。
Oh, yeah.
尤卡昂，他仍然是那个时代的传奇。
Yukon, he's a legend he's a legend still from that shit.
马里奥·查尔莫斯在堪萨斯大学，太牛了。
Mario Chalmers at KU, So gay
这不仅仅是一个瞬间。
it's not just a moment.
它就像是，它
It's, like, it
人们在整个职业生涯中都在谈论这些家伙。
Like, They talked about these guys their entire careers.
即使这三位都打过NBA，他们更出名的可能是他们在大学篮球赛中投中的那些关键球。
Even these all three of those guys played in the NBA, they're more known probably for, like, their their shots that they hit in college basketball.
就像马内齐尔一样。
It's like Manziel.
这家伙永远是传奇。
Guy's a fucking goat forever.
是的。
Yeah.
就像你还会每天在TikTok上看到马内齐尔的集锦。
It's like you still see I still see Manziel edits on my TikTok, like, every single day.
你平时看什么体育项目，圣克鲁兹？
What are your sports, Santa Cruz?
你明显是看UFC的。
You're obviously UFC.
我看NFL。
I watch NFL.
我观看UFC。
I watch UFC.
老兄，职业冲浪，我的意思是，我有时候看，但没人真看这玩意儿。
Bro, pro surfing, like, people I mean, I watch it sometimes, but people don't really watch that shit.
是的。
Yeah.
我入不了门。
I couldn't get into it.
你懂滑板吗？
You know any skate shit?
懂一点。
A little bit.
我的电解质被尼贾赫在用。
I mean, Nyjah uses our electrolytes.
我和尼贾赫是一伙的。
I rock with Nyjah.
那家伙摔得可真够狠的，我
That guy took a fucking heavy slam, I
知道。
know.
我看到那个人了。
I saw that dude.
这摔得太疯狂了，兄弟。
That falls insane, bro.
好了，伙计们。
Alright, boys.
网络上的扯淡。
Internet bullshit.
首先，我们的兄弟伍兹，又一个该死的杜威，兄弟。
First thing we got, our boy, Woods, another fucking Dewey, bro.
泰格到底是什么？
What what is Tiger?
那就是
That is
这家伙看起来像《芝麻街》里的艾摩。
Guy looks like Elmo off of Perk.
他得去找下一个
He needs to look for next
天啊。
Jesus.
我觉得我的意思是，他什么都没炸掉。
I think I mean, he he didn't blow anything.
所以我感觉不太好。
So I feel bad.
零，我
Zero, I'm
很确定。
pretty sure.
所以这件事发生在
So it happened to
某种处方药上。
some prescription drug.
很多这样的家伙，比如你在运动中受伤，就会严重依赖止痛药。
A lot of these guys, like, if you get injuries in sports, they get heavily addicted to painkillers.
这就是
That's what
我在说的。
I'm saying.
哦，是的。
Oh, yeah.
老兄，但他是个高尔夫球手。
Bro, but he's a golfer.
他可不是那种在NFL打球的人。
It's not like he's, you know, in the NFL.
他这么多年来一直在用止痛药，都已经二十年了。
Like, he's been doing perks for, like, twenty years at this point.
你可以想象，你有背痛，却还得坚持打完一场比赛，于是就服用了。
You have imagine you have back pain and you need to play through a tournament and you take
可能有几个人打了上亿个球，打高尔夫球。
a couple guys probably hit a trillion balls, golf
你从来没经历过吗？
Have you never
有个临界点。
There's a point.
他不像在NFL那样被撞得七荤八素，但就像。
He's not like getting smashed in the NFL, but it's like the
我觉得是亚伦，亚伦·罗杰斯在跟谁聊天来着？
I think it's Aaron who was Aaron Rogers talking to?
我不确定是不是乔·罗根，但他就说，兄弟，我整个赛季都在靠止痛药撑着。
I don't I don't if it was Joe Rogan, but he's like, dude, I played on perks for, like, an entire season.
哦，是的。
Oh, yeah.
我关于泰格·伍兹的全部观点是，显然你爱他，他是个传奇。
My whole point about Tiger Woods is, obviously, you love him, and he's a legend.
但老兄，这家伙简直从未被真正惩罚过——体育史上可能只有OJ能比他更肆无忌惮地胡作非为，却依然被追捧。OJ可没被当成英雄，但泰格却被视为备受喜爱的人物。
But, bro, that guy has been like, there's not one other guy in sports history besides maybe OJ that has been able to get away with more shit and still be look OJ wasn't looked like a hero, but, like, Tiger's looked at as, like, a beloved guy.
他可是好几次酒驾，还跟至少五十个女人出轨，嘿，各人有各人的活法。
He fucking couple DUIs, cheated on his wife with, like, 50 chicks, which, yo, do what you gotta do.
但在高尔夫这种如此传统守旧的运动里，这简直太疯狂了。
But it's crazy in, like, a a sport like golf that's so old school.
礼仪至关重要，可他干了这么多事，居然还是神一般的存在。
Etiquette is so important, and he can do all of that, and he's still the man.
他就是，我一想到
Like, he's the as soon as I
真的如此。
die true.
他是有史以来最棒的
He's the best of all
一直以来都是。
time ever.
没人愿意这么说。
Wants to say that.
从来没人愿意这么说。
No one ever wants to say that.
老兄，你去看过那些美国公开赛吗？就是那个在亚利桑那的？
Bro, you go to those US Open things, the what what is the one in Arizona?
废物管理赛，
The waste management,
老兄。
bro.
一团糟。
Shitshow.
你们都知道，你们去参加这些该死的活动。
All you guys know you go to these fucking things.
真正的高尔夫球手到底做什么？
What do actual, like, golfers do?
他们简直玩到飞起。
They fucking party their ass.
他们真的玩得很嗨。
They really get Yeah.
老兄，他们都是Z世代。
Dude, they're all D gens.
他们都爱赌博。
They all gamble.
但老兄，泰格·伍兹，他应该配一把球杆。
But, dude, Tiger Woods, he he should have a driver.
他身价13亿美元。
He's worth $1,300,000,000.
你怎么可能没有一辆迈巴赫，却坐在后座？
How do you not have a Maybach and sit in the back?
到这一步，他就是一个喜欢酒后开车的人。
At this point, he's just a guy that likes to drive drunk.
我只是觉得他就是爱这个感觉。
He just I think he just loves it.
他喜欢有点醉醺醺的感觉，也喜欢坐上驾驶座。
He likes being a little buzzed, and he likes getting behind the wheel.
他开的是什么车？
What kind of whip was he in?
一辆超酷的车。
Something sick.
我觉得是迈巴赫。
I think it was a Maybach.
我不确定。
I don't know.
我觉得
I think
他
he
他现在的杜威数量是多少？
What's enrolled his Dewey count now?
三个。
Three.
他拥有的杜威比专业选手还多吗？
He have more Dewey's than majors or no?
没有。
No.
因为他有他妈上百万个那样的东西。
Because he's got a fucking zillion of those.
这太疯狂了，因为像泰格重新回到这项运动时，人们会说，天啊，看看这家伙克服了多少困难，他现在又回来了。
It's crazy because, like, Tiger will come back to the sport, they're gonna be like, Jesus, look at how much this guy's had to overcome, man, and he's back out here.
就是说，老兄，
It's like, dude,
啥玩意儿？
what's fuck?
最疯狂的运动员，老兄。
The craziest fucking athlete, dude.
老兄，一切都很有趣，直到他撞上一个家庭为止。
Dude, it's all fun and games until he, like, runs over a family, though.
比如，他在凌晨三点独自一人在路边翻车，这挺搞笑的。
Like, he's flipping his car alone on, like, a road at 3AM, and it's funny.
这确实挺搞笑的，兄弟。
It is that is funny, bro.
就是说，这没什么大不了的。
Like, that is that's fine.
但如果他撞到孩子，你知道的，那就完蛋了。
But in if he runs over a kid, you know, it's cooked.
结束了。
It's over.
这是另一回事。
It's a different story.
看起来也像一条社区街道。
It looks like a neighborhood street too.
你知道的。
You know?
这不是高速公路。
It's not the highway.
那就像一条小后街。
That's like a little back road.
是什么让车翻了呢？
Like, what what made the car flip too?
看起来那里没有任何障碍物。
Like, it doesn't look like there's any obstacles there.
他妈的，像
Fucking, like
是的
Yeah.
我需要知道如果他当时
I need to know what happened if he was
只是被完全震懵了
just so beamed out that
发生这件事时他在听什么？
What is he listening to while this happens too?
他这时候可能正在听Future的歌。
He's probably slapping Future at this point.
是的
Yeah.
如果你在享受福利，你就必须如此。
If you're on a perk, you have to be.
当你直接开车赶到现场，看到一辆车，走过去往里一看，发现里面是该死的Tee Woods时，警察会有什么反应？
What's, like, the cops reaction when you just, like, pull up to that scene, you see a car, you walk up, and you look in, and it's fucking Tee Woods.
等等。
Well, wait.
你知道，那可是该死的Woods，伙计们。
You It's know fucking Woods, boys.
老兄，嘿，嘿，还有随身摄像头呢。
Dude, hey hey, well, body cams.
现在都有随身摄像头了。
Now there's body cams.
是的。
Yeah.
所以他们必须，像那样，履行他们的职责。
So they have to, like, do their job.
以前啊，这种事我们根本听都不会听到，兄弟。
Back in the day, we wouldn't even hear about this shit, bro.
我知道。
I know.
不。
No.
它
It
很可能真的会发生。
probably does
经常发生。
happen a lot.
是的。
Yeah.
这很有趣，因为你通常会看到，比如贾斯汀·汀布莱克。
That's interesting because you usually see, like like, Justin Timberlake.
他们发布了他的随身摄像头录像。
Like, they released his body cam footage.
你会觉得，像老虎这样的动物会跑出来。
You would assume that, like, tigers would come out.
那简直太疯狂了。
That'd be pretty insane.
很可能真的会。
Probably will.
是的。
Yeah.
我觉得会。
I think it will.
是的。
Yeah.
贾斯汀·汀布莱克说，我非得睡觉吗？
Justin Timberlake was like, do I have to sleep?
他问，我非得在这间牢房里睡觉吗？
He was like, do I have to sleep in this jail cell?
床并不在下面。
The the bed isn't down there.
比如，你有
Like, you got the
是的。
yeah.
你完蛋了。
You're fucked.
我听说提姆巴兰也喜欢全力以赴。
Timberlake loves to get after it too, I heard.
是的。
Yeah.
他在身体摄像头的录像里表现得非常友善。
He was so nice in his body cam footage.
他们坑了他。
They did him dirty.
那真是太糟了。
That was fucked.
我的意思是，如果我是贾斯汀·汀布莱克，我肯定会经常表现得很强势。
I mean, if I'm Justin Timberlake, I'm getting after it pretty regularly.
这家伙可是真刀真枪地干了。
Guy dropped heaters.
现在你得留个心眼。
Now you gotta be aware.
嘿，听着。
Like, yo.
不仅如此，你还得留个心眼。
Not only that, you gotta be aware.
如果他们有随身摄像头的录像，那你可能得表现得特别谨慎，免得录像出来后看起来像个懦夫。
If you're if if they got the body cam footage, like, you might have to act a certain type of way because you don't wanna look like a bitch when that comes out.
你们知道我一直在努力
You guys know I've been trying to
最近更注重健康了。
be more healthy recently.
如果你一直关注我，就会知道我每天的日常中都会摄入AG1。
If you've been following me, something that I take in my daily routine every day is AG one.
我会把它加进我的晨间奶昔里，老实说，还会加点别的东西，但它真的包含了你所需的一切营养。
I'll put it in my morning smoothie, honestly, with some other stuff too, but it literally just has everything you need.
这真的帮助我在旅行时保持健康，增强免疫力，让我感觉良好。
This really just helps me when I'm traveling, stay healthy, my immune system strong, and keep me feeling good.
AG1的设计初衷就是弥补你饮食中缺乏的补充剂或营养素。
And AG1 is basically designed to fill in the gaps with supplements or nutritions that you're not getting.
它含有75种以上的营养成分。
It has over 75 plus nutrients in it.
它还含有五种经过临床研究证实的益生菌菌株。
It also has five clinically studied probiotic strains.
它含有B族维生素和超级食物，提供日常能量支持、抗氧化成分，以及有助于免疫健康的功能性蘑菇，益生菌还能帮助支持消化和肠道健康。
It's got b vitamins and super foods for daily energy support, antioxidants, and functional mushrooms for immune health, and the probiotics help support digestion and gut health too.
如果你们想试试AG1，我强烈推荐。
If you guys wanna try out a g one, I highly recommend it.
很多人也在用。
A lot of people do too.
我每天都吃。
I take it every single day.
我们给你们准备了一个特别优惠。
We got you guys on a special deal.
前往 drinkag1.com/fullsend，领取AG1口味试用装，以及免费获得一瓶维生素D3加K2，作为你首次订阅AG1的欢迎礼包，数量有限，先到先得。
Go to drinkag1.com/fullsend to get a a g one flavor sampler and a bottle of vitamin d three plus k two for free in your a g one welcome kit with your first a g one subscription order only while supplies last.
就是 drinkag1.com/fullsend。
That's drinkag1.com/fullsend.
赶紧抓住这个优惠吧。
Take advantage of that deal.
试试AG1吧。
Try out a g one.
我每天早上都服用。
I take it every single morning.
致敬
Shout out
给a g one。
to a g one.
我们回到舱内吧。
Let's get back in the pod.
这是谁？
Who's this?
谢弗勒？
Scheffler's?
斯科蒂·谢弗勒。
Scottie Scheffler.
谢弗勒的做法真是蠢透了。
What did Scheffler what did Scheffler's was stupid, though.
对吧？
Right?
他做了什么？
What did he do?
我见过最蠢的事了。
Stupidest shit I've ever seen ever.
他在那之前因为交通拦停被截住了，那是啥时候？
He got pulled over at a traffic stop right before, what was it?
公开赛？
The open?
老兄，这太疯狂了。
Dude, that's fucking insane.
疯狂。
Insane.
他怎么可能是世界第一呢？他现在就是泰格·伍兹啊，你知道的？
How he's the number one go he's the Tiger Woods of right now, you know?
而且很明显，他是世界上最好的。
And it's like, he's clearly the best in the world.
如果我是他，我也会跟警察说：伙计，你认真的吗？
I if I'm him, I'm telling the cop too, like, buddy, fucking you kidding?
看看积分榜吧，伙计。
Look at the leaderboards, buddy.
我得赶去这个开球时间。
I gotta make it to this tee time.
你尽管做你的事。
Do your thing.
但是，比如说，什么，像
But, like, what, like
我同意。
I do agree.
开球杆。
Driver.
如果你那么有钱，那就去开个车吧。
If you're that rich, like, have a drive.
如果你是
If you're
就像钱包里藏着个混蛋，你根本不用叫他们。
like a dick in the purse, you don't even have to call them.
哥们儿总在你家。
Guys just at your crib always.
是的。
Yeah.
我得走了。
I need to go.
轻松的工作。
Easy work.
这正是我的意思。
That's what I mean, though.
我觉得他就喜欢这样。
I think he just likes it.
我觉得这 probably 不是他第一次这么做了，很明显。
I think it's like that's probably not the only time he's been doing this, obviously.
对吧？
Right?
只是他第一次他他妈把车翻了。
It's just the first time he fucking flipped the car.
我的意思是，伙计，如果你对这些福利上瘾了，那你每天都在享受福利。
I mean, dude, if you're addicted to perks, you're on perks every day.
所以如果你任何时候开车，你都是在影响下开车。
So if you drive a car at any time, you're driving on an influence.
这和喝酒是不一样的。
It's, like, different than drinking.
比如，我想如果你是个酒鬼，那你每天都在喝酒。
Like, I guess if you're an alcoholic, you're fucking drinking every day.
但如果你对某事上瘾，那你就是一直处在亢奋状态。
But if you're addicted to something, you're fucking high all the time.
你是懂我的意思吧？
Like, you know what mean?
他只是在那一天
Like, he's it's just the one day
他他妈
he fucking
不知怎么的就把车翻了。
flipped it for some reason.
我还是不明白他怎么就把车翻了。
Still don't understand how he flipped it.
这很令人难过，因为你本来以为泰格·伍兹已经翻过这一页了。
It's sad because you kind of thought Tiger Woods, I guess, past that kind of chapter.
但确实，这挺让人难过的。
But, yeah, it's sad.
尤其是他上一次之后，他不是摔断了腿之类的吗？
Well, especially after his last one, didn't he, like, break his leg or some shit?
像是发生了什么疯狂的事？
Like, something crazy happened?
是的。
Yeah.
他在最后一次酒驾时受伤了。
He got injured in his last DUI.
所以他需要更多的优待。
That's why he needs more perks.
这是一个循环。
It's a cycle.
他这次酒驾又受伤了，所以需要更多优待。
He got another injury in this DUI, and he needs more perks.
这是一个疯狂的循环。
It's a crazy cycle.
凯·特朗普大概开车过来拍了个小视频。
Kai Trump probably pulled up and got a little vlog.
哇。
Wow.
你真是
You're a
狠人。
savage.
大家和妮娜、凯·特朗普一起按喇叭。
Guys beeping with Nina and Kai Trump.
不。
No.
天哪
Holy
老兄。
shit, bro.
我在开玩笑。
I'm joking.
不。
No.
凯凯·特朗普，各位，手表交易广告牌。
Kai Kai Trump Guys, timepiece trading billboard.
是的。
Yeah.
我和他们有经济往来和债务。
I got payoffs and debt with them.
不。
No.
但凯·特朗普这个人挺可爱的，很酷。
But Kai Trump Kai Trump's sweet like, cool.
我们曾经出现在她的视频博客里，当时她去了UFC。
We did a we were in her vlog when she was at UFC.
她在这里拍了一个视频，标题是去埃爾萬，伴隨特勤局。
She did a video here, and the title was going to Eirwan with, Secret Service.
她因此受到了很多抨击，因为大家都说，我们的税款竟然被用在了这个视频上。
And she got a lot of backlash because they're like, all the people are like, we're paying this is our tax dollars are going to this video.
就像。
Like
我看到了。
I saw that.
是的。
Yeah.
健康界有很多人都对这件事很不满。
A lot of people in the health world are going off about that.
这个家伙是谁？
What who who's this dude?
丹·拉波波特。
Dan Rapoport.
他以前是Barstool的前play高尔夫球手，然后自己搞起了事业。
He used to be a foreplay golfs guy at Barstool, and he started his own shit.
好的。
Alright.
刚在日本醒来。
Just woke up in Japan.
又发生了泰格·伍兹的车祸。
Another Tiger Woods car accident.
醒来就看到这种消息，真够糟糕的。
Pretty awful news to to wake up to.
首先，最重要的是，看起来大家都没事。
First, most important thing, it seems like everyone's okay.
这显然是第一位的。
That's obviously number one.
真的很难过。
It's just really sad.
你知道，抛开记者的身份不谈，我们很多人从小就把这位先生当作偶像，而我们并不想在新闻里看到他遭遇这样的事。
You know, taking off the journalist out a little bit, I think a lot of us, you know, grew grew up idolizing this guy, and and this is not what we wanna see him in the news for.
他的身体处于这种状态，而且他似乎仍然在这样的情况下坚持开车，这确实令人担忧。
The fact that his body's in this condition, the fact that he continues to, you know, put himself behind the wheel, it seems like, in in in, you know, in circumstances like this.
你瞧，就在几周前，他还表现得在TGL赛场上那么出色，开心又投入。
You know, he seems so good at TGL just a couple couple weeks ago, happy and engaged.
你知道吗？
You know?
我们都只希望看到泰格快乐、健康。
And I think we all just wanna see Tiger happy and and well.
他为我们带来了无数精彩时刻和珍贵回忆。
He he's provided us with so many incredible moments and and and memories.
是的。
And, yeah.
这真是个巨大的遗憾。
It's just a huge bummer.
这真的真的很令人难过。
It's just really, really sad.
说来说去，也就这些了。
That's that's really all there is to say.
我的意思是，我希望你永远别开车。
I mean, I wish you would never drive.
什么？
What?
这人是在故意捣乱吗？
Is this guy trolling?
但我认为，开车是他感觉有点正常、有掌控感，或许还能获得片刻宁静的地方。
But I think driving is one place where he feels, like, kinda normal and, you know, in control and probably gets moments of of peace.
但是
But
够了，别说了。
Enough shit.
什么？
The fuck?
你知道，这事儿挺怪的，你知道的，它
Know, it's a weird one, you know, it's
是个问题
a thing
提出来有点奇怪。
to bring up.
你知道，就在几天前你还说他正在努力争取参加大师赛，
Know, you said just a couple days ago he was working on trying to play in the masters and
好吧。
Alright.
这人肯定是同性恋。
This guy's gay for sure.
是的。
Yeah.
把这个拿掉。
Get this off.
看起来好像很真诚，直到他说，你知道的，他特别喜欢开车。
It seemed it seemed like heartfelt until he's like, you know, he loves driving.
他非常喜欢这个。
He loves it so much.
我说，老兄，他真的变得很gay了。
It's like, bro, like He got really gay.
是的。
Yeah.
这人认识他吗？
Does this guy know him personally or no?
我不这么认为。
Don't I don't think so.
没戏。
There's no shot.
他可能只见过他一次。
He's probably met him once.
我觉得他们这样真的很扯。
I think it's whack when they
他们竟然因为他在洞12号，派柏海滩，和他握了个手，就突然降级了。
they drop from, like, a If if that he he got a handshake at fucking Hole 12 Pebble Beach.
是的。
Yeah.
这太怪了，兄弟。
That's weird, bro.
我的话，我早就揍他了。
I mean, I'm punch you out myself.
如果你喝得烂醉还开车，这可不像说‘哦，他就是爱开车’那么简单。
If you get really fucked up and drive, it it's not like, oh, well, well, he loves it.
你知道的，他喝醉了开车时反而觉得特别平静。
You know, he feels at peace when he is hammered behind the wheel.
就像，这根本不重要。
Like, it doesn't matter.
不。
No.
你应该这么做。
You should do that.
我在圣克鲁兹，其实同意你的看法。
I I Santa Cruz, I actually agree with you.
我知道，我知道其他那些家伙不敢这么说，因为大家都太喜欢他了，但哥们儿，没错，泰格确实是高尔夫历史上最伟大的球员，也是历史上最好看的球员。
I know I know these other guys are, like, afraid to have this take because he's so loved, but, like, dude, like, yeah, Tiger's the one that is the GOAT of golf, and it's the he's been the most fun player ever to watch.
但哥们儿，就算他高尔夫打得好，也不代表他在场外就能干这种事。
But, like, dude, just because he's good at golf, it doesn't mean you can do all this shit off the course.
如果他根本不认识他，那他怎么知道泰格喜欢开车，而且那是他的避风港？
If he doesn't know him, why how does he even know that he loves driving and that's his safe space?
嘿，老兄。
Hey, man.
他显然确实喜欢开车。
He he obviously does he obviously does love driving.
这肯定不是他的安全空间。
It's not his safe space, for sure.
如果你隔三差五就翻车，那这根本不是你的安全空间，对路上的行人来说也不安全。
If you're flipping Bentleys every fucking other day, it's not your safe space, and it's not safe for any pedestrians on the road.
其实挺搞笑的，打高尔夫时这么恶劣。
That actually is funny just being so nasty at golf.
你就是这么恶心，以至于能为所欲为。
Like, you're just so disgusting that you could just get away with anything.
嘿。
Hey.
他在高尔夫上很恶劣。
He's nasty at golf.
这家伙开车烂透了，伙计。
He fucking sucks at driving, dude.
你是在告诉我，你们要离开高尔夫球场了？
You're telling me you guys were you're telling me you're leaving the golf course.
对吧？
Right?
你和泰格·伍兹一起打高尔夫。
You you golf with Tiger Woods.
那真是有史以来最疯狂的一天。
Like, that was the sickest day ever.
然后他说，上我的车。
Then he's like, get in my car.
你可不是在给谁发什么该死的信息，说嘿。
You're not, like, sending out some fucking texts to people, like, you know, hey.
爱你。
Love you.
这可能是最后一次搭车了。
This might be the last ride ever.
就像
Like,
说实话，我有时候喜欢把车停在高尔夫球场的停车场。
this Honestly, I love leaving my car in the golf course parking lot sometimes.
你看吧。
There you go.
这样很好。
That's good.
你真聪明。
You smart.
第二天你叫个优步来把它开走什么的。
Like, you got an Uber there the next day to pick it up and shit.
还挺有意思的。
It's kinda fun.
是的。
Yeah.
但我最近不得不这么做。
But I had to do that recently.
简直糟透了。
It was fucking terrible.
该死的警察绕着我的车转了两圈，提醒我。
Fucking cops circled my car, like, two times to let me know.
他们不想拦下你，但会在黄昏时分过来。
They don't wanna pull you, but they'll come at, like, twilight.
这个警察就绕了我两圈，他可能只是想说：嘿，伙计。
And this cop just circles me twice, he's probably just being like, hey, man.
赶紧叫个该死的优步吧。
Just call the fucking Uber.
你懂的？
You know?
就等着吧。
Just wait.
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