小食：布拉沃泄露、奢华单身派对与明星情侣的反转

这会是他们迄今为止最棒的一次之一。

This is gonna be one of the better ones that they've had.

敬礼。

Salute.

举起来。

Up.

刘易斯·汉密尔顿、蒂米，还有雅各布·艾洛迪。

Lewis Hamilton, Timmy, and Jacob Elordi.

我们活在模拟里。

We're in a simulation.

不是所有事都安排好的。

This is not everything is orchestrated.

怎么可能一上来就是雅各布·艾洛迪呢？

This can't be like, of course, it's Jacob Elordi.

对吧？

Right?

当然是这样。

Like, of course.

那还用说。

Of course.

总是挑那个外形最搭的名人。

It's always just the most famous person that fits aesthetically.

他们给金找到了个矮个子国王。

They found the short king for Kim.

他们找了个史上最强的帅哥。

They found the best f f one's ever been hotter.

他们给金配了个车手。

They found the driver to be with Kim.

他们给肯德尔配了最高的电影明星。

They found the tallest movie star to be with Kendall.

还是选了凯莉和蒂米，毕竟他们挑这些人都是在配对嘛。

Still the the Kylie and Timmy choice because you know, they're choosing all these people, they're matching them.

凯莉和提米这对组合本来挺让人意外的，但意外地搭得很棒。

Like the Kylie and Timmy choice was surprising, but it works so well.

你想想，这就像个魔方。

You're looking at it's like a Rubik's cube.

我也不知道这怎么就能成，但总觉得它就是能成吧。

You're like, I don't know how this is gonna work, but I know it will, I guess.

我有

I have

得说一句，我超爱肯达尔·詹纳和雅各布·艾洛蒂这对，两个超高又超帅的人凑一块儿，简直就像我和我老公一样。

to say, I do love Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi as two unbelievably hot, tall people get together, quite like myself and my husband.

我是真心支持的。

You know, I support it.

对啊。

Yeah.

他们还是巨蟹座和天蝎座。

And they are Cancer and Scorpio.

这样好吗？

Is that good?

我喜欢这个组合。

I like that.

当然了。

Sure.

我是巨蟹座。

Like, I'm a Cancer.

他也是巨蟹座。

He's a Cancer.

她是天蝎座。

She's the Scorpio.

我挺喜欢这对的。

I like this pairing.

对啊。

Yeah.

我也是。

Me too.

这女人肯定是天蝎座。

Woman's gotta be a Scorpio.

对啊。

Yeah.

就是嘛。

Exactly.

他是六月的巨蟹座，你知道我们对这种人啥看法。

He's he's a June Cancer, so you know how we feel about that.

不过也没事。

But it's okay.

你懂的。

You know?

所以我们挺喜欢这对组合的。

So we like this pairing.

总的来说，我觉得这俩人挺搭的。

And overall, I think those two worked well together.

我一开始以为Shashank是天蝎座，结果他是天秤座，不过也行，还挺合理的，没啥大不了的。

I thought Shashank was a Scorpio at initially, but he was a Libra, which is fine, which tracks, but it's okay.

你懂的。

You know?

祝他们好运，真的。

So good best of luck to them.

听好了。

Listen.

人生嘛，总有低谷，也有高光时刻。

We all have disappointments in life and then, you know, upticks.

上周咱们没出新一期。

Last week, we didn't have an episode.

上礼拜凯尔·库克和梅根·金·埃蒙兹，他俩根本不是情侣，结果居然在派对外头大街上亲得难分难舍，还上了《Page Six》——这简直是两个世界撞一块了，我压根没想到会这样。

So Kyle Cooke and Megan King Edmonds, not a couple, but we're making out in street outside of this party for page six, which is I mean, that is like a level of bravo world colliding I never saw coming.

那她是谁啊？

And who is that?

她是《橙县主妇》里的真人秀明星。

She was a real housewife of the OC.

她当年曝光了维基·甘布森的男友布鲁克斯伪造癌症诊断的事。

And she famously uncovered that Vicki Gumbelson's boyfriend Brooks was faking a cancer diagnosis.

话说回来，她后来也丢了所有孩子的抚养权，但这事她压根儿就没料到。

And listen, she also lost custody of all her children, but never saw it coming regardless.

所以……

So

她和凯尔可能真不是当爸妈的料。

her and Kyle might not be like the best parents.

是啊。

Yeah.

不过还是祝他们好吧。

But good for them.

她可不会让凯尔·库克随随便便就得了逞。

Well, she doesn't let Kyle Cooke.

我觉得她现在没跟孩子在一起了。

I don't think she has her kids anymore.

孩子跟她爸爸住着呢。

They're with her they're with her father.

明白了。

Okay.

就像凯尔·库克那样。

Like Kyle Cooke.

第三件，还没证实但八成是真的：哈里·斯泰尔斯和佐伊·克拉维茨约会八个月后订婚了。

And then third, unsubstantiated but probably true, Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz allegedly engaged after eight months of dating.

她手上戴着一枚订婚戒指，据说价值至少五十万美元。

She is sporting an engagement ring that people are saying is at least half $1,000,000.

真漂亮。

It's beautiful.

但我们也不确定啊？

But it's we're not sure?

双方都没正式确认。

Neither have confirmed.

但她手上那根手指确实戴着一枚订婚钻戒。

But, I mean, she's wearing an engagement diamond ring on on that finger.

她早就习惯了。

Well, she's used to that.

她都订过三次婚了。

She's been engaged three times.

真的吗？

Really?

三次。

Three times.

对啊。

Yeah.

那他们是谁啊？

So Who are they?

第一个叫卡尔·格鲁兹曼。

The first one was someone named Carl Gluzman.

第二个是钱宁·塔图姆。

And the second is Channing Tatum.

对啊。

Right.

我看到哈里·斯泰尔斯这新闻的时候，第一反应就是：钱宁还好吗？

Which when I saw this news about Harry Styles, I was like, is Channing okay?

他是不是需要安慰一下？

Like, does he need consoling?

作为我一辈子的‘免死金牌’，我有责任陪在他身边。

As my lifelong hall pass, I'm allowed to be there for him.

所以大家赶紧去关心一下钱宁吧。

So check on Channing everybody.

然后第三个是哈里·斯泰尔斯。

And then third Harry Styles.

她就是喜欢订婚的感觉。

So she loves to be engaged.

不过她也给我们其他人留了点空间。

She does also leave some for the rest of us.

听说她还跟雅各布·艾洛蒂约会过，不过也不确定是不是真的。

I think that she was like allegedly also dating Jacob Elordi.

大家都没说这事儿是真的。

People did not say that that was true.

他们一起拍过一部电影，传得挺像那么回事儿，好像真在谈恋爱似的。

They had a movie together that they were shopping around kinda looking like that they were dating.

这事儿咱们以前聊过。

Well, we we talked about this before.

我就是特别喜欢她的品味。

I just love her taste.

卡尔·格洛斯曼我不太清楚，但因为她

I don't know about Carl Glossman, but because

她不是跟德雷克交往过吗？

she was like to Drake, wasn't she?

然后我们聊了一大堆，现在我都记不清了。

And then we went through the whole thing, and I don't remember now.

但我超喜欢她的风格。

But I love her style.

她挑男人的眼光真绝了。

I love her taste in men.

完美，无懈可击。

No notes.

行吧。

Okay.

卡尔·格鲁斯曼。

Carl Glussman.

他帅不帅？

Is he sexy?

是个演员。

An actor.

明白了。

Okay.

他看起来像犹太人吗？

Does he look Jewish?

他是阿什肯纳兹犹太人。

He is Ashkenazi Jewish.

猜中了！

Nailed it.

他还是法国人。

He also is French.

哎呀，谁在乎啊？

You know, who cares?

好吧。

Okay.

他演过一些我没看过的电影。

He is in some movies that I don't know about.

我不是想贬低谁，但希望卡尔和钱宁能过得好。

No shade, but, you know, I hope Carl and Channing are doing okay.

我还挺喜欢她和哈里·斯泰尔斯的。

And I love her and Harry Styles.

我简直不能再更喜欢这对了。

I couldn't love that pairing anymore.

挺好的。

It's cool.

你根本没想到会这样。

You never saw it coming.

所以对她来说，这可能已经不新鲜了。

So maybe this is old hat for her.

她说：‘我没订婚啊。’

She's like, don't I'm not engaged.

我没订婚，我真的没订婚，我……

I'm not I'm not I'm

我对这个没兴趣。

not interested in that.

是的。

Yeah.

好。

Okay.

下一个我得跟你好好讲讲。

And next is another one I'm you gotta explain to me.

对。

Yeah.

当然，我知道这位医生。

Obviously, I know Doctor.

德雷，但他

Dre, but he

他在米歇尔的葬礼上牵着她的手，我根本不知道她姓这个。

was holding hands at a funeral with Michelle's I didn't actually know this was her last name.

米歇尔。

Michelle.

我还以为她叫米歇尔·劳利呢。

I thought it was Michelle Lawley.

她是《山谷》里杰西·洛利的前妻，那部剧我真的一集都看不下去。

She is Jesse Lolly's ex wife from the Valley, which is a show I truly cannot get through.

天哪，那剧太烂了。

My god, is that trash.

他们俩关系特别糟糕。

She and him had a really volatile relationship.

他指控她出轨。

He accused her of cheating.

他在剧里老这么干。

He does it repeatedly on the show.

他们还生了个孩子。

They have a kid.

看着真挺难过的，你就眼睁睁看着他们俩在电视里互相折磨，可他们还有孩子呢。

It's like pretty sad to watch because like you're just watching them bury each other on this television show and you're like, you guys have kids.

但我也不太清楚。

But I don't know.

医生。

Doctor.

Dre是什么意思？

Dre is what?

他六十多岁了。

In his sixties.

她才三十出头。

She's early thirties.

这事儿简直是从天而降。

It just seemed to come out of nowhere.

她 supposedly是做房产中介的。

She is a real estate agent allegedly.

所以她平时在洛杉矶应该见不了几个人。

So she probably doesn't meet a lot of people around LA.

怎么了？

What's happening?

我就是突然想到，我干嘛说这个……

I just thought they why did I say

他们是在参加葬礼？

they were at a funeral?

你干嘛说他们在参加葬礼？

Why did you say they were at a funeral?

你猜怎么着？我压根儿没想过要问你这个。

You know what didn't even cross my mind to ask you?

他们就是刚从一辆SUV里下来。

They're just literally They're just getting out of an SUV.

他们俩穿着黑衣服，就是李奇和诺布。

They're just Liqi Nobu dressed in black.

抱歉啊，各位。

I'm sorry, you guys.

你们看看屏幕上这些照片。

So look at these photos on the screen.

这氛围，明显是葬礼啊。

It's giving funeral.

我懂了。

I get it.

怀亚特，我刚看到两个人全身黑，他们身后所有人也都穿着黑。

Wyatt, I just saw two people in all black and everybody behind them in black.

有三个保安，全都是黑衣。

There were there were three security guards all in black.

两个人都一身黑。

They're both in all black.

她还穿着一件黑色风衣。

She's also wearing a black trench coat.

明白了。

Okay.

真的假的。

Literally.

你看她低着头。

And there she's looking down.

你们有没有过那种时候，突然想不通自己为啥会这么想？

You guys, I what is sometimes you're like, why does my brain work like this?

他们刚从Nobu出来。

They're they're just leaving Nobu.

我本来还以为他们手牵手去参加葬礼了。

I didn't they're at a funeral holding hands.

我就是看到大家都穿黑的，自己脑补出一整段同人小说。

Like, I'm making up my own fan fiction just because people are dressed in black.

我当时就想，这还挺合理的。

I was like, that makes sense.

这可是洛杉矶啊。

It's LA.

米歇尔和德雷一起参加葬礼，有什么奇怪的？

Why wouldn't Michelle and Doctor.

他们俩手拉手参加葬礼，不是很正常吗？

Dre be at a funeral together?

斯宾塞·普拉特马上就要当市长了。

Spencer Pratt's about to be the mayor.

简直太离谱了。

Like, it's crazy.

你可别让我开口了。

Don't get me started.

这个我们回头再说。

We'll talk about that.

要不咱们留到下周再聊？

Maybe we can save that for next week.

这事儿吧，

That's a whole another

可就复杂了。

can of worms.

不过这些突然冒出来的疑似情侣就算了，咱们最后再说那个重磅消息。

But these are all these unexpected alleged couples, and then we're gonna end on the big couple news.

对。

Yes.

这事儿真让人难受，Megan Thee Stallion 刚刚和 Klay Thompson 分手了，他们谈了快一年，她直接在 Instagram 故事里把话说透了。

So this is upsetting news, and this is Megan Thee Stallion calling it quits with Klay Thompson after nearly one year of dating, and she just went full send on her Instagram story.

她写的是：你出轨那会儿，我还在你全家面前装恩爱，陪你演家庭剧；你打赛季的时候情绪暴躁、对我冷暴力，我实在撑不下去了。

It said, cheating had me around your whole family playing house, got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season.

现在你都不知道能不能真的做到专一了。

Now you don't know if you can be quote unquote monogamous.

听完这一段，我真的需要好好歇一歇了。

I need a real break after this one by y'all.

我们大家心里都为她难过得不行。

I think collectively our hearts broke for her.

我是觉得，Thee Stallion 算是美国人心中的甜心了。

I mean, Thee Stallion, I do think is like America's sweetheart.

她人真的特别善良。

She's so good hearted.

是啊，她确实如此。

She Yeah.

她已经失去了双亲。

Has lost both of her parents.

我知道。

I know.

她过得真不容易。

Had a tough she had a tough life.

她感情外露，什么都写在脸上。

She wears her heart on her sleeve.

你真的太感性了。

You really my emotional.

你真希望她能找到真爱。

You really wanna see her find love.

你还记得她给那个男人做感恩节大餐吗？

I mean, do you remember her cooking Thanksgiving dinner for that man?

记得。

Yes.

还有他家人呢？

And his family?

明显看得出她爱上他了。

Like, you can tell she was in love.

看得出来，她觉得这大概就是最终结局了。

You can tell she thought this was probably endgame.

而且别人都觉得——

And everybody else

也是这么想的。

did too.

网上那会儿可热闹了，大家都特别支持这对情侣。

Like, the Internet went wild for this couple, and everybody was, like, really cheering.

他们俩对彼此的感情特别公开，一点不藏着掖着。

And they were so public about their love and their passion for each other.

老是在镜头前秀恩爱，一副‘这就是命定’的样子。

Like, they were really in front of the cameras a lot being like, this is it.

这就是最终答案了。

This is endgame.

你懂的吧？

You know?

我当时就在想，既然你都这么公开了，那肯定得百分百确定才行。

And I was trying to think about this because when you go public like that, you wanna be as sure as you can.

你总不能再回头和他们复合吧。

You're not gonna get back together with them.

我觉得有些人就是故意搞这么公开，好让自己没法反悔。

I mean, I think some people do this kinda publicly to hold themselves accountable.

对啊。

Right.

发个Instagram就这么冲动，其实挺有意思的，但我觉得你想怎么干都行。

Because it is it's just it's interesting to rush to Instagram and do this, and I think you should do whatever you want.

老实说，我就在旁边一直看热闹好了。

And honestly, I will watch from the sidelines forever.

但这种一冲动就立马公开的做法，确实挺常见的。

But it is this knee jerk reaction to just get this out there and be public.

你要是真敢在背后偷偷摸摸地搞，那现在这么高调地宣布，倒显得挺有魄力的。

And it seems like sort of like a badass move to be like, you're not gonna do this behind closed curtains if you're gonna behind closed doors?

挺酷的窗帘啊？

Cool curtains?

哪种都行。

Either works.

我超爱窗帘的。

I love a curtain.

就是爱窗帘。

Love a curtain.

好吧。

Okay.

你这样对我，还指望能瞒得住？

You can't do this to me and think that this is gonna stay hidden.

你要真这么对我，那就别怪我让大伙儿都知道。

Like if you wanna treat me like this, then people are gonna know about it.

我觉得她做得好，支持她。

And I think good more power to her.

但有时候我们确实会做这种事，后来再仔细想想，就觉得有点拿不准了。

But sometimes we do do these things, and then you digest it a little more, and you're like, I don't know.

也许我当时是有点冲动了。

Maybe I was a little rash.

我觉得她没做错。

I don't think she was.

是的。

Yeah.

我说过，我以前在播客里聊过这事。

I mean, I think I've talked about this in the podcast before.

我看到那个女孩揭发那个男生劈腿的时候，简直惊呆了。

When I saw this girl do this and put this guy on blast for cheating, it was insane.

我记得那会儿我正坐在芝士蛋糕工厂。

I remember sitting at the Cheesecake Factory.

我记得当时和谁在一起。

I remember who I was with.

我当时在亚特兰大，他们居然结婚了，简直了，她全家都上场了。

I was in Atlanta and they got married and it was just like, oof, like her family was in the chat.

太疯狂了。

It was crazy.

结果他们还真结婚了。

And then they ended up getting married.

真是离谱。

It's crazy.

希望碧昂丝能去支持梅根。

Hope Beyonce can be there for Megan.

我希望梅根放《柠檬水》那张专辑。

I hope that Megan plays lemonade.

那张专辑我天天循环播放。

There's on repeat.

没什么比《柠檬水》更能帮你熬过分手了。

Nothing helps you get through a breakup more than lemonade.

然后她 hopefully 有碧昂丝在身边撑腰。

And then she's got Beyonce hopefully in her corner.

我真的超喜欢她们的友谊。

I just I love their friendship.

接着，希望莎拉·布莱曼也联系上了。

Then Hope Shakira reaches out.

莎拉·布莱曼也是家人级别的。

Also family Shakira.

莎拉·布莱曼？

Shakira?

对啊。

Yeah.

没错。

Right.

所以她提前退出了《红磨坊》。

So she left Moulin Rouge early.

她当时在百老汇音乐剧里演出，原计划要演到5月17号。

So she was in the Broadway musical, and she was scheduled to be in it through May 17.

结果她提前退出了，情绪特别激动。

And she left early, and she was really emotional.

据我所知，她没明确说是因为这事才走的。

And I don't think she specifically said it was because of this as far as I know.

但她确实在片场病倒了。

But but she did get, like, sick on the set.

报道说她被送去了医院，说是过度疲劳和脱水。

It says she was transported to a hospital, that they having exhaustion, dehydration.

我可不想说错，但听起来她真是压力大到顶了。

So, again, like, I don't wanna misspeak, but it sounds like just a lot going on.

也许她就是想赶紧抽身出来吧。

Maybe, like, she just needed to get out of this early.

她离开时情绪那么大，演得又那么棒，大家肯定都会想她的。

You know, she was a really emotional exit, and she was wonderful in it, of course, and people are gonna miss her.

不过这就是梅根现在的情况，总之我们祝你一切顺利，宝贝。

But that's what's going on with Megan and just, you know, we wish you all the best hottie.

这也太不容易了。

That's a lot.

那些小可爱和女神们都支持你呢。

The snack kids and the hotties are are rooting for you.

外面好男人多的是。

There's better men out there.

对啊。

Oh, yeah.

运动员？

Athletes?

我就觉得是啊。

I just yeah.

他们完全可以是我这样的人。

They could be me.

而且我也没漂亮到能跟运动员约会的地步，

Also, I'm not hot enough to date an athlete,

但要是哪天我真有这条件，我肯定得好好想想。

but if I ever was, I would think twice.

我真得好好想想。

I would think twice.

明白了。

Okay.

她们这个周末去参加单身派对，环游世界，还有Acquired Style的Bridget Falong。

The bachelorette party, her and around the world this weekend, Acquired Style, Bridget Falong.

她是纽约的网红。

She is a New York City influencer.

她有好几百万粉丝。

She has millions of followers.

但我跟她本人并不认识。

And I'm I don't know her personally.

她看起来就是那种金发、住在西村的甜妹型

She seems she's just like a blonde West Village girly

对，就是那种感觉，你知道的。

kinda, you know, that Yeah.

她大概二十八岁左右。

She's like 28.

对啊。

Mhmm.

所以啊，莱娜说，'Acquired Style' 是她的社交媒体账号或者品牌名。

And so again, Raina said Acquired Style is her handle or her brand.

现在她又开始主打 'Acquired a Husband' 这个概念，挺可爱的。

And then and now she's leaning to this Acquired a Husband thing, which is very cute.

她参加的那场单身派对最近火了，原因嘛，你懂的。

And she went on this bachelorette party that just went viral for obvious reasons.

我听得可入迷了。

I was hanging on.

一开始我看到这事儿，心里想：这跟我有啥关系。

At first, I came across my desk, and I was like, I don't care about this.

就是那种社交媒体上可爱的小姑娘，卖个萌而已。

This is just like cute little social media girlies just being cute.

结果这一趟旅行的每个人，居然都是网红。

And then, like everybody on the trip is also an influencer.

所以她嘛，嗯，挺典型的。

So her Okay.

她还有个双胞胎妹妹，粉丝量也大得吓人。

She has a twin sister that also has a gigantic following.

凯特·基南，其实就是辛西娅·莱利。

Kate Keenan who is Cynthia Riley.

辛西娅·莱利的女儿。

Cynthia Riley's daughter's

好几年前，她发过一条‘女孩也要吃饭’的帖子。

on Like years ago, she posted about girls gotta eat.

她可是《女孩要吃饭》的忠实听众。

She was like a listener of girls gotta eat.

她还上过《单身汉》节目。

She was on the bachelor.

对。

Yes.

她出过一本食谱。

She had a cookbook.

她挺可爱的。

She's cute.

真的挺可爱的。

She's cute.

所以这一堆人里头。

So there's a whole bunch.

这季《单身女郎》里差不多有二十个女孩。

It's about 20 girls on this bachelorette.

每天每时每刻都在刷到新的TikTok视频，根本躲不开。

And every second of every day, there was another TikTok, so I couldn't escape it.

我就想，算了，干脆好好看看她们的穿搭和伴手礼吧。

So I was like, it's time to lean in and look at all these outfits and the gift bags.

其实整个活动都是Swan Beauty这个美妆品牌赞助的。

And basically, Swan Beauty, which is a beauty company, sponsored this whole thing.

他们直接包了架私人飞机，送她们去圣巴特。

They got them a private jet down to St.

圣巴特。

Bart's.

是啊。

Yeah.

这正是全部原因。

That's the whole reason.

那架私人飞机就是为了去圣巴特——

The private jet to St.

巴特兹就是

Bart's is

这事儿之所以爆火，说白了，你根本没见过这20个女孩里有这种场面，结果一下子所有人都冲过来了。

why this went viral I pretty mean, you don't see that in these 20 girls, and it's just people descended on it.

不过，雷娜，我得说，我的算法挺友好的。

But, Raina, I will say my algo is pretty positive.

我知道有人在骂，当然啦，总有人会骂。

I like, I know people are hating, and of course, people are gonna hate.

对某些人来说，这纯粹就是挑动情绪的套路。

It's just like rage bait for some people.

但我的算法就一句话：你就是嫉妒，赶紧走吧。

But my algo is just like, just say you're jealous and go.

我嫉妒得要死。

I'm jealous.

我从来没这么嫉妒过。

I'm jealous as I've ever been.

我们有个闺蜜给我们发消息说，要是你们办单身派对，能不能包一架私人飞机啊？

One of our girlfriends texted us and was like, if you ever have a bachelorette, can you do could you please do a private jet?

然后你就说

And you

这都什么跟什么啊？

were like, what is what is this?

然后我俩当时都凑过去（异口同声）

And both of us just leaned in.

我懂的。

I know.

这可是连轴转的热门素材啊，我超想去凑这个热闹的。

It is around the clock content, and I'm just like, I wanna be on this so bad.

他们还跑到圣

They went down to St.

巴茨的那栋别墅去了，网上各种说法满天飞，有人说飞过去的机票就要花8万5美金，在圣巴茨那栋别墅住四晚还要另花5万美金。

Bart's, this villa that was like people are throwing different numbers around saying that, like, the flight down there was $85,000 for the flight and 50,000 for, like, the four nights in this villa in St.

巴特庄园。

Bart's.

谁知道呢？

Who knows?

伴手礼简直太夸张了。

The gift bags were crazy.

是啊。

Yeah.

他们一直在疯狂发内容，而那些进不去俱乐部的人就在外面骂。

And so they've been making a ton of content, and people are hating from outside the club that could never get in.

你知道吗，我不喜欢那种囤积财富、炫富的行为，尤其是在现在这个社会氛围下，感觉特别不合时宜。

And I just you know, if I don't love, like, wealth hoarding, wealth flaunting, like, especially in today's climate, I think things can feel tone deaf.

但这次我觉得不太一样，因为这是一次品牌行程，费用是另一家公司出的——对了，那家公司是做那个美容镜的，AI美容那种。

This feels different to me because this is a brand trip, and this was paid for by this other company, which is, by the way, it's like this beauty mirror, this AI beauty So

Swan Beauty 就是做这个AI美容镜的。

Swan Beauty does this AI mirror.

要八百美元。

It's $800.

明白了。

Okay.

它能分析你的脸

And it Analyze your face

然后给你提供专业化妆师的教程。

and your face and gives you tutorials for professional makeup artists.

还附带一个美妆购物App。

It includes makeup shopping app.

咱们真没必要再搞个App了

We don't need to be doing an app

为这个。

for that.

行吧。

Okay.

我的意思是，他们上飞机时简直兴奋坏了。

So my point is they are so excited to be on the jet.

那种氛围真的特别能引起共鸣。

The the energy is relatable.

就是特别特别激动的样子。

Like they're so excited.

谁不想去这么一趟啊，简直太爽了。

Like everyone would go on this fucking trip.

就算平时讨厌你的人，也立马会抢着去。

Like anyone who's trying to hate you would take that trip in a minute.

而且这趟还是免费的。

Also it's fucking paid for.

我宁可选这个，也不愿意你自掏腰包带一堆女生去旅行，虽然有人就这么干，那也随你吧。

Like I prefer this over you bringing all your girls to pay for all of their travel and yours, which some people choose to do, whatever you wanna do is fine.

我个人呢，就想在《单身汉》里把开销都包了，让别人为我请假、为我旅行，我想大方一点，就这么简单。

I personally wanted to cover things on my Bachelor to make money and people are traveling for me and then like taking off work for me, like I wanna cover some things, I wanna be generous, whatever.

但这种感觉跟那些明星和网红完全不一样，他们总一副‘坐私人飞机、身后二十多个爱马仕包，这不过是普通一天’的样子。

But this just is such a different energy than a lot of these celebrities and influencers who give off the just another day on my private jet and my 27 Hermes bags behind me.

他们明明是品牌付钱请去的，却表现得特别兴奋。

And they're going paid for by this brand and like are so excited about it.

我觉得看这个特别有意思。

And I think it's fun to watch.

我也觉得挺有意思的。

I think it's fun to watch.

我不想当那种老是提醒别人‘这其实是在工作’的人，但……

It's also I don't wanna be I don't wanna be like the person to be like, just remember it's work.

但这确实是在工作。

But like it is work.

积累粉丝真的特别难。

It's really hard to build a following.

你得不停地接品牌合作。

It is you have to do a lot of brand deals.

你得不停地主动联系别人。

You gotta do a lot of outreach.

还得来回沟通、讨价还价，特别费劲。

You gotta do a lot of back and forth and negotiating.

说实话，最让我头疼的，就是每天亲自拍八个TikTok视频。

And then, by the way, like nothing sounds worse to me, by the way, than making like eight TikToks a day personally.

这真是正经工作。

That's work.

累死人了。

It's a lot of work.

所以每天拍这些内容，从化妆、换装、来回调整，再到录一堆配音，人家真是在干活。

So to film all this every day to get every girly, like, together in and out, back and forth, all these voice overs, they're working.

可不是光靠颜值捞钱那么简单。

It's not just like looking all my money.

我是在为这个拼命工作。

It's like, I'm working for this.

是的。

Yeah.

每当这种事发生，有人围绕某个重要时刻拍一堆内容时，总有人跳出来抱怨：‘你非得拍内容不可吗？’

So whenever things like this happen and people make a bunch of content surrounding a milestone event, there's always naysayers that are like, oh, you have to make content.

你根本没法好好享受当下。

You can't enjoy the moment.

你根本没活在那一刻。

You're not in the moment.

你为了拍视频、做TikTok，反而把重要时刻给毁了。

You're gonna ruin the milestones because you have to document it and make TikToks and stuff like that.

我觉得这中间得有个分寸。

I think there's a line.

你自己的重要时刻，想怎么过都行。

You do whatever you want on your milestone.

但我看到我们特别喜欢的Eli Rallo——他之前上过我们节目——也发了相关的内容。

But I saw Eli Rallo, who we love, who we've had on the show, post about this.

她说，总有一些人觉得，做网红根本不算正经工作。

And she was like, there's people, the same people typically who are like, influencing is not a real job.

拍短视频也不是正经职业。

TikToker is not a real job.

他们觉得这太简单了。

It's what it's so easy.

就是这种心态。

Like that kind of energy.

谁都能干这行。

Like anyone can do this.

说什么啊，这哪容易了，根本超难的。

What like what like it's it's so hard.

那些人一边说，你怎么能在这种重要时刻还干这个？

The same people that are like, how could you do this during a milestone moment?

那你倒是说说，这事儿到底难不难？

It's like, is it hard or not?

难道这事儿真有那么容易，谁都能干？

Like, is it so easy anyone can do it?

那我们在重要时刻顺手拍几个视频，也没啥大不了的吧。

Then it shouldn't be a big deal that we can just bang these out during a milestone moment.

我不太想曲解她的意思，不过我现在自己加了点个人风格。

Don't wanna misspeak on her, but now I'm kinda adding my own flare into it.

做这行的人，首先就是真喜欢干这事儿。

It's just like the people that do this, a, they like to do it.

你要是不喜欢，根本不用逼自己干。

And if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to do it.

不喜欢就别把它当工作，也别跟着凑热闹。

Don't don't make that your job and don't go on the trip.

我们最近出去旅行，一路上有人拍TikTok，还有人跑来问我：你能说句那个吗？

Like, we were on a trip recently and there's TikToks being made and people came up to me and said, can you say this thing?

我超爱干这事儿。

I fucking love to do it.

女孩们和朋友一起拍视频，这事儿打从一开始就有了。

Like, girls have been making content with their friends since the beginning of time.

以前我们睡衣派对的时候，不都举着摄像机瞎拍吗？

We used have camcorders out, the sleepovers.

这真没什么好喷的。

Like, this is not something to hate on.

你要是不想旅途中一刻不停地拍TikTok，那别去就是了。

Like, you don't wanna go on a trip and make TikToks around the clock, then don't go on the trip.

但别瞧不起那些乐在其中的人。

But don't hate on people who are enjoying doing this.

尤其是单身派对，我跟你说，我们二十多岁的时候，单身派对上干啥？

And especially in a bachelorette, I was saying to you, a bachelorette, what were we doing on bachelorettes in our 20s?

就是喝酒喝到烂醉。

Just getting drunk.

追着酒精跑。

Following alcohol.

就是喝酒喝到醉。

Just getting drunk.

还干些捣蛋的事儿。

Mean, stuff too.

我真的超爱这些。

I I love these.

我觉得特别重要的是，你要能放下手机，真正地活在当下，尤其是和闺蜜、伴侣、家人在一起的时候。

I think it's really important that you can disconnect and be present, especially with your girlfriends, with your partner, with your family.

真的真的特别重要。

Like it's super duper important.

没人希望一整天都盯着手机拍视频。

No one wants to be constantly making content on their phone.

你得找准那个度，划清界限。

You gotta find the line, you gotta find the boundary.

不玩手机、实实在在地连接，这特别重要。

It's very important to be present without phones and have those connections.

旅行中最棒的时刻，就是大家围坐在一起聊天，谁都不看手机，不拍照，也不拍视频。

Those are the best times on any trip are the sitting around talking, nobody's on their phone, nobody's documenting it, nobody's making content.

我想说得特别明白一点。

I wanna be super clear.

就像我们总在说，你怎么能一直刷TikTok呢？

But it's just like when we get down this whole, how could you TikTok the whole time?

但也不是一直刷啊。

It's like, it's not the whole time.

这根本没那么难。

It's not that big of a lift.

而且，人家玩得开心，有啥大不了的？

And, like, who cares if they're having fun?

我同意。

I agree.

说实话，我可没梦想着天天整天都拍TikTok。

I mean, listen, it's not my dream to spend all day every day do making TikToks.

我身边所有人都在拍TikTok。

Everybody around me is making TikToks.

如果是一次价值几十万的旅行，我肯定不会答应；但要是那种一生难得一次的特别旅行，我朋友都能来，那我整个行程都得工作。

Then I wouldn't accept a trip that was worth hundreds of thousands of But if I accepted a trip worth hundreds of thousands a special truly like once in a lifetime thing, all my friends could come, I would work that whole trip.

而且我会希望我朋友也像你说的那样——这对我来说根本不是自然而然的事。

And I would expect my friends to also end to your point, it's not second nature to me.

我又不是个28岁的TikTok达人。

I'm not a 28 year old TikToker.

我会。

I would

每五秒就得发一条。

bang these out every five seconds.

要是真像那样成了本能，可能就不觉得是干活了。

If it was second nature like that, maybe it wouldn't feel like work.

那些擅长这事儿的人，我跟你说，他们干得可快了。

People who are good at this, let me tell you, they get it done quick.

这效率高。

It's efficient.

他们给你现成的台词。

They give you your line.

其实也没那么侵入性。

It's like not invasive.

我的意思是，有时候可能确实有，但我也不太确定。

I mean, I'm sure there are sometimes it is, but I don't know.

我的意思是，一直活在当下、记录这些瞬间，其实挺有道理的，但我就是不太喜欢这种批评。不过现在，我一想到我那场在杜威海滩的单身派对，坐在小艇上玩翻杯子，简直笑死我了。

I mean, I think there's a lot to be said for being in the moment all the time at all these things, but it's just I just I don't really love the critique, but right now, am say I am laughing comparing it to my bachelorette, like in Dewey Beach, like on the pontoon boat, like I'm dead.

我参加过好几场单身派对，拉斯维加斯那场挺奢华的，但杜威海滩这场就是我们几个在小艇上，玩翻杯子，而那些人呢？人家在游艇上，还搞什么沉船派对。

Like I did a few different bachelorettes and the Vegas one was bougie, but the Dewey Beach one was just like us on this on a pontoon boat plane flip cup, and these bitches are on a yacht and sink park.

听我说，我其实不打算——

Listen, I don't I'm gonna

说实话。

be honest.

我不确定，要是逼着我选，说你非得去这次旅行不可……

I don't know if gun to my head, if you said to me, you can go on this trip.

坐私人飞机，去个超美的地方，但得连着四天每天拍五个TikTok视频。

You go on this private jet and this beautiful location, but you need to make five TikToks a day for four days in a row.

天哪。

Woah.

或者你去Dewey Beach，花几块钱，想不掏手机就完全不用掏。

Or you could go to Dewey Beach, pay a couple bucks, but you never have to take your phone out if you don't want to.

我真的不知道该选哪个。

I I don't know which one I would do.

你选哪个？

Which would you choose?

我也不知道。

I don't know.

我是真不想拍什么TikTok。

I mean, I'm not gonna make TikToks.

所以啊，我觉得这样聊天真好，咱们不带评判地聊聊。

So But and and, like, I think this is nice for us to have this conversation without judgment.

就是，你会选哪个？

It's just like, what would you choose?

不管选哪个，都没对错。

And no judgment either way.

有些人肯定百分百选私人飞机，哪怕得拍十个TikTok。

Some people would be like, a 100% of making the TikToks on one of the private jet.

没错。

Absolutely.

但也有人说：我宁可蹲在小船上，手机都不碰一下。

And people would be like, I'm absolutely not doing that shit and catch me on the pontoon.

是啊。

Yeah.

是那种小船吗？

Was it a pontoon?

那司机还挺帅的。

It was like a driver was hot.

那是一艘超大的平底船。

It was like an XL pontoon.

你还记得那个司机吗？

Do you remember that driver?

有个听众给我发了私信。

One of our listeners DM'd me.

我说，这司机我认识。

I was like, I know that driver.

我和他睡过。

I fucked him.

你还记得那事儿吗？

Do you remember that?

天啊。

God.

是的。

Yes.

对。

Yes.

没错。

Yes.

不是。

No.

他特别棒。

He was great.

所以啊，我觉得挺搞笑的，就是直接说：听好了。

So, yes, I think it's funny to just be like, listen.

不评判。

No judgment.

不管你们选哪个冒险，反正我不太会选，但我也说不准。

Whichever one of those adventures you wanna choose, it's probably not for me, but I don't know.

那个度假屋有个走廊。

That PJ had a hallway.

还带两个浴室。

It had two bathrooms.

两个卧室简直疯了。

Two the bedroom was insane.

每个礼物袋里都有一件礼物，是个值两千五百美元的Goyard包。

All the gift bags one of the gifts in the gift bag was a Goyard bag that was a $2,500 bag.

别逗了。

Nuh-uh.

二十个女孩，每人一个礼物袋，里面都有这个。

One of the gifts in the gift bags for 20 girls.

啥？

What?

你听明白我说的了吗？

Are you hearing me?

我可能就是为了这个才拍TikTok的。

Like, maybe I am making TikToks for this.

等等，我收回刚才的话。

Actually, I'm gonna walk this back.

好吧，我真要在飞机上给所有人舔屁股了。

Well, I don't I'll suck everyone's dick on that plane

为了那个。

for that

礼物袋。

gift bag.

喂。

Hey.

我不是故意扫兴，但我真不觉得Goyard有多好。

Not to be a hater, but I don't love Goyard.

但我确实在贝弗利山庄排队等了好久，就为了买Shashank Agarwal的东西。

But I did wait in line on the street in Beverly Hills to buy Shashank Agarwal.

你干那事儿的时候，我一直在车里等着。

I waited in the car while you did that.

咱们把Goyard的包拿去，你帮我们卖了。

So we would take the Goyard bags and you would sell them for us.

能卖的东西全给我卖了。

Sell everything that you could sell.

靠那块补丁线赚点钱。

Is making money on that patch thread.

你肯定得去。

You are absolutely going.

礼物袋你也得拿着。

You're taking the gift bag.

在Poshmark上，每卖出去三成就挂个推广链接。

Affiliate links every 30% on Poshmark.

别闹了。

No.

真的，老有人送我东西。

Literally, like, people give me stuff.

几分钟内就上Poshmark了。

It's on Poshmark in minutes.

所以啊，

So,

哎呀，别管别人怎么过日子，自己嫉妒的时候就记下来就行。

yeah, just, you know, let people live, and just clock it when you're jealous.

我可太羡慕了。

I'm so jealous.

我也想跟那些女孩一样年轻火辣，还穿着睡衣就出镜。

I wanna be as hot as those girls as young and on a PJ.

不，

No.

我本来就挺火辣的。

I'm hot.