我们拥有的最大的 dicks

当然。

sure.

实际上，我觉得当我做投票时，更多人投了我。

And actually, I think more people voted when I did the poll that it was me.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

但你知道吗，我最喜欢的是我们都以为是对方。

But you know what I love that we both thought that.

是的。

Yeah.

我知道。

I know.

这很可爱。

That's cute.

我们的另一位主持人真的很棒。

Like, The our other person, our cohost is amazing.

所以你不应该是她。

So you should It couldn't be her.

你看，我刚对着麦克风笑出声，你就转过头了。

See, I just laughed into the microphone and you turned.

我最近开始这样，因为我知道我特别爱笑。

I I've been starting to because I know that I like laughing at so much.

而且人们说他们喜欢你的笑声。

And people say they like your laugh.

哦。

Oh.

是的。

Yeah.

但他们讨厌你的笑声。

And they hate your laugh.

是的。

Yeah.

我们非常感激这一点。

We really appreciate that.

而且，我觉得，就在过去这一周，感恩节那一周，我在SMH播客上收到了很多消息，问我们：‘你们还好吗？’

And also, I think, like, this past week, Thanksgiving week, I got a lot of messages on SMH pod Are you guys, like, okay?

感谢我们。

Appreciating us.

但同时，确实也有很多问题。

But also, yeah, a lot of questions.

但也有很多人只是说：‘非常感谢你们的播客。’

But also a lot of just, like, thank you so much for this podcast.

有个女孩说，她以前从来不敢来，但听了我们的播客之后，她就来了。

One girl was saying that, like, she could never come before, and then she listened to our podcast and she came.

这真的太不可思议了。

That's really Which is insane.

她是在听的时候来的。

Way she came while listening.

我的意思是，我希望是这样，但她没说明，我就这么假设了。

I mean, I hope so, but she didn't specify, I'm gonna assume.

哦，她写信是因为我们说过

Oh, she wrote in because we said

如果你在自慰，请写信来。

if you're jerking off, please write in.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

谢谢。

Thank you.

非常感谢。

Thank you so much.

谢谢。

Thank you.

非常高兴，不。

Very happy to No.

但，是的，这挺有趣的。

But, yeah, it's it's funny.

其他人能这么做，这既有趣又酷。

It's fun and cool that other people

可以做到这一点，而我仍然无法达到高潮。

can do that, and I still cannot orgasm.

我的播客在哪？

Where's my podcast?

我想有些人真的就是不了解我们所知道的事情。

I I guess some people really just, like, are not aware of things that we know about.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我只是理所当然地认为我们都懂。

And I just take for granted that we know.

是的。

Yeah.

所以这就像是

So it's like

所以，即使了解这些事情可能就足以

So like even knowing those things might be enough to

没错。

Exactly.

是的。

Yeah.

然后好吧。

And then okay.

我真为你们感到高兴。

I'm so happy for you guys.

是的。

Yeah.

至少有人会来。

At least someone's coming.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

这正是我所期望的。

That's all I can ask for.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Right.

那么今天我们做什么？

So what are we doing today?

我们要做一些问答。

We're doing some q and a.

我们收到了你们很多问题。

We got some quest lot of questions from you guys.

真的吗？

Did we?

我的意思是，三个。

I mean, three.

好吧。

Alright.

让我找找我的小文件夹。

Let me find my little folder.

好的。

Okay.

我的小文件夹。

My little folder.

有一个问题特别长。

There was that one that was really long.

我们不做那个问题。

We don't we're not doing that one.

我觉得我都没把它放进文件夹里。

I don't think I even put it in the folder.

哈哈。

LOL.

你觉得凯莉·布拉德肖呢？你觉得大人物会读她的文章吗？

Do you think that Carrie Bradshaw do you think that mister Big, like, read her articles?

不会。

No.

真的吗？

Really?

他没有。

He didn't.

你怎么知道？

How do you know?

我觉得你能看出来

I feel like you could tell

因为他根本不在乎她？

that he wouldn't.

因为他根本不在乎她？

Because he's like, doesn't give a shit about her?

是的。

Yeah.

还是他在尊重界限？

Or is he respecting a boundary?

也许两者都有。

Maybe both.

我觉得至少他从来没有读过，而且也没说对。

I feel like they at least it was never like he read it and like Yeah.

这确实是个问题。

And it was like an issue.

但从没成为剧情关键。

Was never a plot point.

那本可以是个不错的剧情点。

That would have been a good plot point.

是的。

Yeah.

该死。

Fuck.

最性感的事太蠢了。

Sexiest thing is so stupid.

如果有人在谈论你，你会吗

Would you if somebody was talking about you on a

播客上，你会去听吗？

podcast, would you listen to it?

当然会。

A 100%.

是的。

Yeah.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

你不害怕吗？

Aren't you scared?

我的意思是，这就是为什么我最近不太谈论我的性生活。

I mean, that's why I, like, have been not really talking about my sex life lately.

我的意思是，我其实现在没什么可谈的

Mean, I I don't actually don't have anything to talk about right

现在不管了。

now anyway.

但不。

But No.

但，米里亚姆，这正是我们提供的独特之处。

But, Miriam, that's literal that's, like, what we offer that's unique.

我觉得我喜欢讲一些有趣的故事，但如果我真的喜欢某个人，我就不想在播客里谈论他们。

I think I like to tell stories that are funny, but if I like someone, like, actually like someone, I don't really wanna talk about them on the podcast.

我觉得这个播客就像广播版的真人秀。

I feel like this podcast is like reality TV but in a podcast.

你明白我的意思吗？

Do you know what I mean?

是的。

Yeah.

我的意思是，你们知道，但我自愿地说出一切。

Like, you guys I I but I willingly fucking say everything.

是的。

Yeah.

你来说。

You tell

你说得停一下。

you say gotta stop.

就是，是的。

It just yeah.

比如，夏天的时候我提到那位妇科医生，我还期待他能听到这一集。

Like, I I think in the summer when I talked about the gynecologist, I was excited for him to hear the episode.

是的。

Yeah.

我发给他了。

I sent it to him.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我们当时聊到他。

Where we talked about him.

然后当我再次和他见面时，他说我做得很好之类的话。

And then when I, like, met up with him again, he was I was he was saying, like, you're really good or something like that.

我就说，你也是啊。

And I like, so are you.

他说，我知道，我听你的播客。

And he's like, I know I listen to your podcast.

我当时说，去你的。

And I was oh, fuck you.

但你的阴道冲洗了吗？

But did you did your vagina get flushed?

是的。

Yeah.

但这让我觉得我确实如此。

But it kinda made me feel like I Yes.

我有点过度分享了？

I kind of over Shared?

是的。

Yeah.

比如，我几乎对他过度分享了，但相比之下，我愿意和你们过度分享，却不想对他这么做。

Like, over over shared with him almost versus like, I'm down to over share with y'all, but like, I don't really wanna over share with him.

你知道，你不想告诉别人，是的。

You know, you don't wanna tell someone, like Yeah.

你所有喜欢他们性方面的事情，因为那样他们会自大起来。

Everything you like about them sexually because then they get a big ass head.

对。

True.

你想让他保持一点紧张感。

You wanna keep them on their toes a little bit.

没错。

So Right.

这就是原因。

That's why.

但我确实提到过那个在大学时和我有过关系的男生，我们一直保持着这种关系，他最近还问起过这事。

But I did talk about, like, that guy that I hooked up with in college who I've been hooking up with, and he actually asked me about that lately.

他问你是不是

He asked you if

他问我：‘你有没有在播客里提到我？’

He was like, did you end up talking about me on the podcast?

我说：‘有啊。’

And I was like, I did.

我还提到，当你在那会儿，你就在想我会不会在播客里聊这些事。

I talked about how you were, like, thinking about me talking about this on the podcast when we were back.

我喜欢这么做。

I love doing that.

这太有趣了。

That's so funny.

他以为我会聊到

He thinks I'm gonna talk about

但我不会。

it and I'm not gonna.

但接着你瞧，我们这就聊上了。

But then you Here we are.

是的。

Yeah.

就像，我不知道。

It's like, I don't know.

这就是我们今年选择过的生活。

This is the life we decided to lead this year.

是的。

Yeah.

但我只是觉得，我不需要把每一个细节都告诉你们，因为并不是所有细节都那么有趣，你知道的？

But I I just think that, like, there I don't need to tell you guys every intricate detail because they're not all interesting, you know?

这些都很有趣，而她却剥夺了你们的知情权。

They're all interesting and she's depriving you guys.

不。

No.

那如果你把它放到Patreon上呢？

Oh, what if you put it on Patreon?

不。

No.

我不会这么做的。

I'm not gonna do it.

为什么？

Why?

因为我根本没有那种性故事。

Because I'm not even I don't even have, like, a sex story.

我只有那种暗恋。

I just have, like, crush.

你到底什么意思？

What are you even not?

哦。

Oh.

我不是在说我的暗恋。

I'm not talking about my crush.

不。

No.

是的。

Yeah.

我不是我不是

I'm not I'm not

说一些事情。

saying some things.

很多

A lot

我的很多男性朋友都听这个。

of my guy friends listen to this.

我没法像那样谈论，你知道的，而且我希望我喜欢的人能听我的播客。

I can't, like, talk about, you know And, like, I want people that I'm into to listen to my podcast.

你明白我的意思吗？

You know what I mean?

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我不想感到羞愧，或者说是的。

I don't wanna be like ashamed or Yeah.

感觉怪怪的，是的。

Feel weirded out Yeah.

如果你希望我让你读我的日记，那就别这样。

Don't if I want you to read my diary.

是的。

Yeah.

曾经有一集，我聊到的一些人让我发给他们一集，而我其实并不想发给他们这一集——因为我在这集里对一件根本不好笑的事情进行了极其详细的描述。

There's been like episode where there's been people I've talked to have been like, send me an episode and I'm like, I don't really wanna send you this episode where I went into extreme detail over something that wasn't even funny.

你懂我的意思吧？

You know?

而且，我们每集都会聊到很多不同的男生。

Also, we talk about, like, fucking so many different dudes every episode.

是的。

Yeah.

但这没关系，因为如果你真的想了解我，你就该知道我跟很多男生发生过关系，如果你正打算

But that's fine because, like, you should know that I've fucked a lot of dudes if How you're getting into

我的手指进过多少个肛门。

many buttholes my fingers have been inside.

确切的数字。

The exact number.

五个。

Five.

真的吗？

Really?

不是。

No.

我没有。

I don't.

哦。

Oh.

我刚才在猜呢。

I was guessing for you.

我数不清。

I couldn't count.

我至少有过两个。

I've least two.

哦，等等。

Oh, wait.

那真是炫耀啊。

That was such a flex.

你就像，哦，两个。

You're like, oh, two.

我至少有过三个。

I've had at least three.

肯定不止两个。

It has to have been more than two.

对吧。

Right.

因为以前我确实很在意，我觉得我之前聊过这个。

Well, because I used to be, like, into I think I've talked about this before.

我以前特别想成为某人的第一次肛门体验。

Like, I used to be into, like, being someone's first butthole experience.

是的。

Yeah.

所以我会试着去迎合这种事。

So I would, like, kinda go for it.

这就像你的排便对象。

It's like your poop people.

这并不是非自愿的。

It wasn't it wasn't, like, non consensual.

我会慢慢来，仔细倾听他们的身体反应。

I would, like, kinda go slow and, like, listen to their bodies.

是的。

Yeah.

有些人会说，我不喜欢这样，我就停下来。

And some people were, like, I'm not into that, and I would stop.

让我给你玩一下。

Let me play you.

但有些人真的非常喜欢。

But like some people were really into it.

然后他们会说，这是第一次有人这样对我。

And then after they'd be like, that was the first time anyone's ever done that to me.

我会说，嗯。

And I'd be like, mhmm.

你射得很厉害。

You came hard.

我走了。

I'm out.

做我的朋友真好。

It's nice to be my friend.

便便女王。

The poop queen.

便便女王。

Poop queen.

肛门女王。

The anal queen.

嗯。

Mhmm.

肛门处女窃取者。

The anal virgin stealer.

是的。

Yes.

我想把这句话印在T恤上。

I want that on a t shirt.

你知道，我觉得我们之前说过这会是

You know, we I think we said this was gonna be

本想做个简短的节目，结果我们

a quick episode, and we've

已经聊了十八分钟。

been talking for eighteen minutes.

哦，天哪。

Oh, no.

好吧。

Okay.

我们该不该进入

Should we get to

我玩得很开心。

the I'm having a great time.

我不会删掉任何内容。

I'm not gonna cut anything.

我们在闲聊。

We're gabbing.

除了

Except for

我刚才在查找的那部分

that part where I was looking up

那个‘Yeah’。

the Yeah.

这对我们的听众来说是一个有趣的时刻。

That was a fun fun moment for our listeners.

总之，我们开始回答这些问题吧？

Anyway, should we go into these questions?

好的。

Yeah.

好的。

Yeah.

好的。

Yeah.

第一个问题是来自贝卡的。

The first one comes from Becca.

贝卡。

Becca.

虚构的名字。

Made up name.

我有一个关于如何进行安全的群交以及你认为可接受的风险水平的问题。

I have a question about how to have safe group sex and what you think are acceptable levels of risk.

比如，如果是一场两个女孩和一个男孩的三人行，似乎安全套有点多余，因为男孩得不断更换。

So for example, if you're having a threesome involving two girls and one guy, it seems like condoms are kind of redundant because the guy would have to constantly be changing them.

哦，很好。

Oh, good.

如果女孩们本身就在进行无保护的口交，那么他只能保护她们不被自己可能携带的病菌感染，却无法防止她们之间相互传播。

And if the girls are having unprotected oral sex anyway, he would only be protecting them from anything he might potentially be carrying but not from each other.

你们自己有没有遇到过这种情况？

Have you ever faced this issue yourselves?

如果是这样，你们会怎样做才能尽量减少尴尬呢？

And if so, how do you deal with it in a way that minimizes awkwardness?

还是说，必须明确要求所有参与者最近都进行过检测？

Or is it just plain necessary to ask that everyone involved should have recently been tested?

是的。

Yeah.

对，就是这样。

That that yeah.

那本来就是我想说的答案。

That was gonna be my answer.

确保每个人都检测过。

Just make sure everyone's tested.

而且要确保每个人都检测过。

And make sure everyone's tested.

但同时，我觉得换避孕套也没那么大不了的。

But also, I don't think it's, like, that big of a deal to switch condoms.

不。

No.

是的。

It is.

为什么？

Why?

因为他是得为你们两个都换新的。

Because he's gonna like, he has to switch them for for both of them.

对。

Right.

但我的意思是，这只会改变你们做爱的方式。

But like, I mean, that just changes the way you're gonna have sex.

比如，是的。

Like, maybe like Yeah.

你会想，我会先在里面一会儿，然后我就换到PIV。

You're like, I'm gonna be in you for a little and then I'm gonna be in, like, PIV.

但你还是会做其他的

But, like, you would still be doing other

如果每个人都知道大家都是，会更有趣

more fun if, like, everybody just knew everybody was

那才是理想状态。

That's the ideal.

但我只是觉得，我不知道。

But I just think, like, I don't know.

我不清楚具体情况是什么。

I don't, like, I don't know what the situation is.

要么去检测，要么就这样。

Either get tested or that.

你必须换。是的。

You have to switch Yeah.

但要使用安全套。

But condoms.

我想不起来我在我三人性行为中做了什么。

I can't remember what I did in my threesome.

我不记得我们曾经讨论过这件事。

I don't remember there being, like, a thing where we talked about that.

所以也许当我看到安全套时，我们根本就没换过。

So maybe we just didn't switch condoms when I used see one.

像我这样和两个男人发生关系。

Have sex with two guys like I have.

是的。

Yeah.

我们都戴安全套。

We both wear condoms.

对。

Yeah.

只是我不喜欢在戴过安全套后口交。

Except for, like, I don't like giving head after a condom.

是的。

Yeah.

是乳胶的。

It's latex y.

是的。

Yeah.

让她来做。

Make her do it.

有两个女孩。

There's two girls.

下一个。

Next.

下一个。

Next.

就这些了。

That was it.

谢谢。

Thank you.

是的。

Yes.

好的。

Okay.

下一个。

Next.

我其实不想要那个。

I don't really want that one.

好的。

Okay.

那是那个特别长的吗？

Was that the really long one?

不是。

No.

我其实真的懂，哥们儿。

I didn't even guys, like, I get it.

你们想要背景信息，但请尽量把问题简短点，因为看到这种超长的消息，我们真的完全没法看下去。

Like, you wanna we want context, but please try to, like, keep your questions short because we see this, like, long ass message and we're, like, I can't even, like, look at I can't.

字太多了。

There's way too many words.

字太多了。

Too many words.

这对我们来说是个好机会。

It's a good opportunity for us

可以说个‘太长不看’。

to say t l d r.

我不知道那是什么意思，但是。

I don't know what that stands for, but

太长不看。

I Too long to read.

我一直在对着麦克风笑。

I keep laughing into the microphone.

总之，你会习惯的。

Anyway, you'll get used to it.

莫妮卡说，嘿，姑娘们。

Monica says, hey, girls.

我有个问题想问一下这个播客。

I have a question for the pod.

她不是这么说话的。

That's not how she talks.

我只是在模仿那个语气。

I'm just using that voice.

你听起来像索菲亚。

You sound like Sofia.

真的吗？

Really?

达尼。

Dani.

是的。

Yeah.

哎呀。

Whoops.

好吧。

Okay.

我24岁。

I'm 24.

我从未有过认真的恋爱关系。

I was never in a serious romantic relationship.

我从未对任何男生表达过我的感情，因为我以为性会毁掉我们的关系。

Never acted on my feelings for a guy because I thought sex would ruin our relationship.

我读很多书，热爱性与恋爱，有很多看法，这导致我有严重的亲密和承诺问题。

I read a lot and love sex and relationships, I have a lot of opinions, which led me to having huge intimacy and commitment issues.

比如，我和发生过性关系的男生睡在一起时根本睡不着。

I cannot fall asleep next to the guys I have sex with, for example.

不管我是否和他有情感连接，还是他只是我的炮友兼爹系男友。

Whether I have an emotional connection with the guy or he's my fuck buddy slash daddy.

哦。

Oh.

这太让人沮丧了，因为我还患有性后抑郁。

It's so frustrating because I also have post coital dysphoria.

所以某种程度上，我无法在发生性关系后立刻离开。

So in a sense, I can't leave after having had sex.

我必须留宿一夜，不能独自一人。

I need to stay the night and not be alone.

等等。

Wait.

性后抑郁就是指你高潮后会突然变得非常抑郁。

Just that post coital dysphoria is when you get, like, super depressed after you orgasm.

当

When

当一个男人特别喜欢我时，我就会僵住，我真的受够了。

a guy is really into me, I tend to freeze, and I'm sick of this.

关于如何解决这些问题的建议，或许该去问治疗师，哈哈，但我感觉Arielle可能会理解，或者任何人，快来帮帮我。

Tips on working on these issues might be a question for a therapist, LOL, but I feel like Arielle could maybe relate or anyone, send help.

在回答这个问题之前，我想我们应该先说明一下，但我们并不是专业人士。

Before we answer this, I think we should have said this before, but we're not, like, professionals.

哦，不是的。

Oh, no.

不。

No.

绝对不是。

Definitely not.

我们提供的所有建议都只是基于我们的生活经验，可能并不是好的建议。

All the advice we're giving is just, like, based on our life experiences, and it might not be good advice.

通常还不错。

It's usually good.

通常还不错。

It's usually good.

是的。

Yeah.

很好。

It's good.

但比如，我的建议是去接受治疗。

But, like For example, my advice here is to go to therapy.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

It's yeah.

这些都是一些根深蒂固的问题，你需要去面对，弄清楚你为什么会有承诺障碍，然后呢。

Like, these are just, like, deeply rooted things that you need to work on and, like, figure out why more so why you have commitment issues and then yeah.

而且，这建议不太好。

Also, like That's bad advice.

是的。

Yeah.

直接去接受治疗吧。

Just go to therapy.

我帮不了你。

I can't help you.

是的。

Yeah.

你看起来需要专业帮助。

It seems like you need professional help.

不是那种糟糕的意思。

Not in a fucked up way.

我是正在接受治疗的。

Like, I'm in therapy.

每个人都需要专业帮助。

Everyone needs professional help.

是的。

Yeah.

没关系。

It's fine.

好的。

Okay.

下一个。

Next.

好的。

Okay.

这是我Instagram上的一些简短问题。

Here's short questions from my Instagram.

我们的Instagram。

Our Instagram.

一个二十多岁的处男会让人反感吗？

Is a virgin man in his mid twenties off putting?

是的。

Yes.

对。

Yeah.

抱歉。

Sorry.

搜索乱伦色情内容违法吗？

Is it illegal to Google incest porn?

不违法。

No.

下一个。

Next.

男性对不同类型的乳晕（包括颜色和大小）有什么看法？

What do men think of different kinds of areolas, meaning color and size?

我不知道。

I don't know.

是的。

Yeah.

我们是女性。

We're women.

我觉得，我认为他们并不在意。

I think that, like I think they don't.

乳房很性感。

Titties are sexy.

对。

Yeah.

所以别以为他们会为此担心。

So don't think they Don't worry about it.

不。

No.

你对振动或非振动的阴茎环有什么经验？

What's your experience with cock rings vibrating or not?

你推荐使用吗？

Do you recommend it?

我只是用过一次。

I just used one.

是的。

Yeah.

你刚才讲过那个故事了。

You just had that story.

对。

Yeah.

我的意思是，好吧。

I mean, okay.

所以我从梅丽莎那里得到了这个阴茎环，它看起来就像一个粗粗的 Mood Ring，这正是我觉得它酷的地方。

So I I got this cock ring from Melissa, and it just looks like a fat mood ring, and that's what was so cool about it.

我其实并不太喜欢这个阴茎环。

I didn't really love the cock ring.

它根本刺激不到我的阴蒂。

It doesn't really hit my clit.

而且，和我发生关系的那个人本身持久力就很强。

And, like, the guy that I was having sex with already lasts really long.

所以我觉得这种东西对那些难以维持勃起的人会更有帮助。

So I think it would help really more for people who have trouble staying hard.

我前男友特别喜欢阴茎环。

My ex was really into cock rings.

我们在一起的时候从来没用过，

We never used them

但我们曾经有一段时间是异地恋，他那时候有一个。

when we were, like, together, but we were long distance for a while, and he had one.

他说这个能帮助他保持坚挺，同时还能增强感觉。

And he said it, like, helped him stay hard, but also, like, increased sensation.

感觉非常好。

It felt really good.

哦，真酷。

Oh, cool.

因为它能留住血液。

Because it keeps the blood.

它能让血液留在你的阴茎里。

It keeps the blood in your dick.

所以，你应该试试看。

So, yeah, you should try one.

而且有些人特别喜欢，我曾经用过一个震动型的阴茎环。

And also, some people really like I've used had one experience with a vibrating cock ring.

那是个只花一美元的廉价阴茎环。

It was like a dollar cheap ass cock ring.

是的。

Yeah.

真的很有趣。

It was really fun.

我还是很喜欢。

I still liked it.

等等。

Wait.

说到这个，别买我当初买的那个来自Melissa的玩具，第一次尝试新玩具时别买那个。

So on that note, don't don't I wouldn't get the one from, like, Melissa that I got when trying a new toy.

买个便宜的就行。

Do, like, something cheap.

你可以去adamandeve.com，

So, like, you could go to adamandeve.com,

用我们的优惠码seven，买一个便宜的阴茎环。

use our code seven, and just buy one of the cheaper cock rings.

如果你喜欢，那就 definitely 投资吧。

And if you like it, then you should definitely invest.

他们甚至有一些高端的便宜货。

They even have, like they have higher end cheap ones.

是的。

Like Yeah.

确实有。

They do.

比如他们有十美元、十二美元的，是的。

Like, they have, like, $10, $12 ones that Yeah.

我觉得这些产品做得很好，因为我觉得特别便宜的那些容易

I think do a really good job because, like, I think the really cheap ones kind

很容易坏，而且

of break really easily and

束缚效果也不好。

you don't constrict as well.

但当你有五折优惠时

But when you got 50% off

当你有五折优惠时，这简直太奇怪了。

When you get 50% off, it's basically, like, that's so weird.

代码七。

Code seven.

七，s EVEN。

Seven, s EVEN.

标签广告。

Hashtag ad.

不太像。

Not really.

不。

No.

是的。

Yeah.

我们并没有被付钱来说这个。

We didn't get paid to say that.

总之，下一个问题。

Anyway, next question.

这是我们在这个账号上的最后一个问题。

This is our last question on this account.

你最难忘的性经历是什么？

What was your most memorable sexual experience?

我没法挑出其中一个。

I I can't single one out.

我知道。

I know.

太多了。

There's too many.

是的。

Yeah.

我不想去。

I don't want to.

美好的回忆。

Amazing memories.

我不想说，但我回答的是我的喷潮经历，我在我们关于喷潮的那期节目中提到过。

I don't wanna I'm gonna say, I'll answer was my squirting experience, which I talked about in our squirting episode.

但那是我和那个男人发生关系的时候。

But that's when I had sex with this guy.

那对我来说有很多个第一次。

It was just like a lot of firsts for me.

那是我第一次通过Bumble约炮。

It was the first time I ever went on a date from Bumble.

我当时19岁，他大概二十多岁。

And I was 19 and he was like in his late twenties.

他在华尔街工作， vaguely。

He worked on Wall Street vaguely.

我觉得他其实是30岁。

I think he was 30, actually.

他毕业于杜克大学，而我被拒了。

He graduated from Duke, which I got rejected from.

所以这总是给事情增添了一点复杂性。

So that's always, you know, adds little complexity to it.

他给我付了饮料钱。

He paid for my drinks.

第一次有人给我付饮料钱。

First time someone ever paid for my drinks.

我们点了很贵的饮料。

And we got, like, expensive drinks.

我和他回家了。

And I went home with him.

他住在中城，当时我觉得这特别酷。

He lived, like, in Midtown, which I thought was really cool at the time.

现在我不了。

Now I don't.

但他有一个很大的工作室。

But he had a really big studio.

真的很大。

Like, it was big.

他有刻了姓名首字母的葡萄酒杯。

And he had monogrammed wine glasses.

天哪。

Oh my god.

他其实是犹太人。

Actually was Jewish.

是的。

Yeah.

不。

No.

他很糟糕。

He sucked.

但他对此真的很体贴。

But he was really good about it.

他让我高潮了。

He made me fucking squirt.

他有十英寸长。

He had a 10 inch dick.

真的吗？

For real?

是的。

Yeah.

我没量过，但我记得我们接吻时，我开始感觉到，心想：真的吗？

Well, I didn't measure it, but I remember we were making out and I started feeling it, and I was like, oh, really?

感觉到的时候，就像一秒钟内就意识到距离只有一英寸。

Feeling it and, like, like, think an inch away in a second.

尤其是因为他好像是犹太人。

Especially because he was like Jewish.

你懂我的意思吧？

You know what I mean?

犹太男人通常都有大尺寸，但我以前真没见过犹太男人有这么大的。

Like, Jewish guys have big dicks, but like, I've never seen a Jewish guy with that big of a dick before.

这并不符合刻板印象。

It's not really the stereotype.

是的。

Yeah.

挺搞笑的。

It's funny.

谁会想到犹太人会有这么大的尺寸呢。

Wouldn't think that Jewish Jews have big dicks.

是的。

Yeah.

那也是我第一次看《马男波杰克》。

That was also the first time I ever watched BoJack Horseman.

哦，哇。

Oh, wow.

他听起来真像个犹太人。

He sounds like such a Jew.

你知道的，那种迷迷糊糊的犹太男孩。

You know, like stoner Jew boy.

嗯嗯。

Uh-huh.

是的。

Yeah.

我们抽了烟。

We smoked.

你还记得那种‘是的’的感觉。

You remember like Yeah.

金融。

Finance.

迷幻犹太男孩。

Stoner Jew boy.

是的。

Yeah.

我觉得他有点

I feel like he's a little

骨子里是个书呆子，但也许他父母希望他这样。

nerd at heart, but maybe his parents wanted

那样。

him to.

然后我记得，那是在我暑假返校之前，我当时在上一门暑期课程。

And then I remember it was right before I was going back to school for the summer because I was taking a summer class.

我当时就说：‘我就要在这天走了，你得再让我爽一次。’

And I was like, I'm, like, leaving on this day, like, you need to make me squirt again.