你射得太快了吗？

就是

Just

这样就可以了。

like That's okay.

就像你一样？

Just like you?

我当时就想，你穿搭真棒。

I was like, you're a great dresser.

你这么说，除了性取向之外，还指什么？

What do you mean by that other than sexuality?

就是

Just

就像我一样，不只是在LGBTQ社群里。

It's like me, like not only with like LGBTQ community.

我的意思是，还包括那些在LGBT社群中患有心理问题或残疾的人。

I mean, it's with like people who has like mental health problems and, like, disabilities that's in the LGBT community.

是的。

Yeah.

拥有资源以及基本的理解和尊重非常重要。

It's important to have resources and and just under just a general understanding and respect

是的。

Yeah.

为了这一点。

For that.

关于心理残疾，你目前有什么情况？

And what what do you have going on in terms of mental disability?

嗯，

Well,

我小时候被诊断出患有多动症。

I was diagnosed as a child with ADHD.

是的。

An Yeah.

而且，从小就这样，我其实是个不太乖的孩子。

And, well, growing up with that, I mean, I was, well, a very, like, not so good child.

而且

And

具体是怎么个不乖法？

with How so, though?

你是只是调皮捣蛋吗？

Did you just misbehave?

你是，是的。

Were you Yeah.

到处乱跑吗？

Missed running around everywhere?

是的。

Yeah.

我特别，特别好动。

I was, like, very, like, active.

好的。

Okay.

对于患有多动症的孩子来说，这很常见。

Well, that's common for kids with ADHD.

是的。

Yeah.

你就是特别好动。

You're just like overactive.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

而且，嗯，小时候，我就总是，你知道的，像这样，像这样

And, well, I was like, you know, growing up, I was doing like, you know, like

想不起那个词了吗？

Can't think of the word?

有一点，是的。

A little bit, yeah.

但那时我一直在进行内心的探索。

But I was sort of like sort of a soul searching myself.

好的。

Okay.

你是在试图找到自己，认识真正的自己吗？

You were trying to find find yourself and who you are?

是的。

Yeah.

嗯。

Mhmm.

这是一项很大的工程。

So it's a big undertaking.

你在寻找的时候发现了什么？

And what did you find when you were searching?

嗯，说实话，我小时候并不完美，但我尽力在自己的能力范围内做一个最好的人。

Well, I was like, you know, I wasn't like, you know, like as perfect growing up, but I tried to be, like, a best human being in my own abilities.

是的。

Yeah.

做最好的自己。

The best you that you can be.

对。

Yeah.

你小时候因为多动经常被骂吗？

Did you get a lot of did you get yelled at as a kid for being hyperactive?

是的，经常被骂。

Yeah, a lot.

而且

And

怎么说呢，那是什么情况？

how so, like, how was that?

你是在父母家长大的吗？妈妈爸爸，还是

Did you grow up in your parents' house, mom, dad, or was it

只有我和我妈妈，还有我的兄弟姐妹。

It was just me and my mother and also my brother and sister.

我的意思是，我们是被收养的。

I mean, we were adopted.

她自己还有三个亲生的孩子。

She had, like, three other biological kids of her own.

明白了。

Okay.

所以家里一共有六个人。

So there were six total in the house.

是的。

Yeah.

哇。

Wow.

太多了。

That's a lot.

嗯。

Mhmm.

孩子真多。

That's lot

孩子。

of kids.

然后呢，她是怎么

And then how

在你调皮的时候管教你的？

did she discipline you when

你特别活跃的时候？

you were being hyperactive?

你是觉得她有没有可能对你要求太严了？

Like, do you think that did she ever kind of, like, get too hard on you?

我的意思是，有些时候，是的。

I mean, for some moments, yeah.

但当你被非常严厉地管教时，你知道，有些路可能会走向糟糕的方向，或者你必须从中走出来。

But when you, like, you know, being disciplined, like, very harshly, I mean, there are, like, you know, some roads that can go either bad or you have to, like, move on from that.

发生了什么事？

Like what happened?

那个经历？

The experience?

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

她有没有使用过体罚？

Did she ever use physical force?

主要是用皮带。

Mostly with, like, belts.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

这很难，因为当你还是孩子的时候，尤其是如果你有多动症，你会觉得：我不知道自己为什么这样表现。

And it's hard when because when you're a kid, especially if you have ADHD, and it's like, well, I don't know why I'm acting like this.

我其实不想这样的。

I'm trying to not.

或者即使你根本没意识到，却因此受到惩罚。

Or even if you even if you're unaware of it, but then you're getting punished for it.

然后你就想，我到底在干嘛？

And it's like, what the fuck am I doing?

就像，我为什么被吼，为什么被打？

Like, it's it's like, why am I being yelled at, or why am I being hit?

等你长大一点，你就学会不再为此感到羞愧，但要接受这一点很难。

And then you get older and you learn to not feel ashamed about that, but that's hard to come to terms with.

对你来说，情况是怎样的？

How was that for you?

是的。

Yeah.

当你大约18岁的时候，要真正接受这件事，你就必须真正承担起来，不仅为了别人，也为了自己。

Well, coming to like terms with it when you're like about 18, I mean, you just have to like basically own it and not only like for like other people but for yourself.

我的意思是，最终，这都是你自己的事。

I mean, but at the end of the day, it's you.

你只有自己。

Just you are all you have.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

你现在在服用治疗多动症的药物吗？情况怎么样？

Are you on medication now for the ADHD or how's it been?

没有。

No.

没有。

No.

我从18岁起就停用那些药了。

I've been off that for, well, since I was 18.

你觉得停药后更容易应对了吗？

And do you find that it's easier being off of it?

或者是的。

Or did Yeah.

它对你有帮助吗？

It help you?

对我来说，我的经验是，它根本没什么效果，对我而言完全没有。

Well, for me, for my experience, I mean, it really didn't did like anything, like, for me.

但当我停药后，我还是觉得自己是同一个人。

But once I was like off of it, I mean, I still feel like I was like the same person.

很好。

Good.

太棒了。

That's great.

因为药物可能会毁掉一个人的生活，也可能让他们的生活变得好上无数倍。

Because medication can fuck someone's life up or it can make their life light years better.

每个人的身体对药物的反应都截然不同。

And there's just so many different ways that a body can react to it.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

你是什么时候知道自己是双性恋的？

And when did you know that you were bisexual?

我算是比较晚熟的。

Well, I was sort of a late bloomer.

所以大概是2022年。

So about maybe '22.

那就是三年前吗？

So, like, three years ago?

是的。

Yeah.

有没有什么特定的经历或某个人让你意识到这一点，还是你一直就知道自己对不止一种性别感兴趣？

And was there a certain experience or a certain person that brought that out on you, or do you just always knew that you were interested in more than just one sex?

至于性方面，我对跨性别女性感兴趣。

As far as, like, sex, I'm in well, I'm in interested with transgender women.

好的。

Okay.

是的。

Yeah.

我的确有过几次经历。

I mean, I had, like, a few experience.

对我来说，那种感觉还挺好的。

I mean And for me, I mean It was sort of sort of nice.

是的。

Yeah.

因为感觉很对。

Because it felt right.

是的，确实如此。

Yeah, it did.

太棒了。

That's amazing.

是的。

Yeah.

你小时候周围有跨性别女性吗？或者你是什么时候第一次遇到的？因为有些人可能从未见过跨性别女性。

Were you around transgender women growing up or when did you first meet because some people have never possibly even met a trans transgender woman.

嗯，村里有个人让我对这个产生了兴趣。

Well, I there was this person who got me into it at the village.

让我说得清楚一点。

Well, let me enunciate.

这是几年前的事了，那天晚上很晚，我和这个人一起走在去村里的路上，那时我看到很多男同性恋、女同性恋、跨性别者和异性恋者都在外面。

This was like a few years ago and this was like late at night and I was like, you know, walking with this person to the village and I saw well during that time there was like a lot of like gay, straight, transgenders and lesbians out there.

各种类型都有。

The whole mix.

是的。

Yeah,

我的意思是，那是一个可以做自己的地方。

I mean, it was a place that you can be yourself.

是的。

Yeah.

那种感觉真好。

That's That's good feeling.

当

When

那就是你逐渐感到自在、放松，并发现自我新一面的时候。

And that's when you kind of, like, were able to be comfortable and relax and, like, discover that new side of yourself.

是的。

Yeah.

太棒了。

That's amazing.

我确实如此。

I did.

而且发生过几件事，我给你说几件吧。

And there was, like, well, I'll give you like few incidents.

第一次我和这位跨性别女性在一起时，她给我口交，地点我不便具体说，但我不需要

The first time I was with this transgender woman and well, she gave me oral sex at well, I can't say like where exactly Sure, but I don't need

说。

to.

那

That's

对你来说。

for you.

那是在公共场所。

It was somewhere public.

好吧。

Okay.

哦，真放荡。

Oh, debaucherous.

是的。

Yeah.

第二次是在这个项目里，又遇到一位跨性别者——唉，真烦。

Then the second time, it was with this, again, a transsexual- well, dang.

要记的东西真多。

A lot to keep track of.

是的。

Yeah.

一位跨性别女性在那个项目里。

Transgender woman at this program.

我们在洗手间发生了关系。

Well, we had sex in the bathroom.

我去过那儿，朋友。

Been there, my friend.

你喜欢，

You enjoy,

比如在公共场所发生性行为或性接触？

like, having sex or sexual encounters in public places?

这会让你兴奋吗？

Does that turn you on?

很多人喜欢这样。

A lot of people love that.

那就像他们在变薄。

That's like they're thinning.

嗯，我身体的某些部分确实如此。

Well, some parts of me, yeah.

然后

Then

这就像很危险。

It's like dangerous.

是的，就像你和这个人发生性关系时，还要确保没人发现你。

Yeah, like, you're having sexual relations with this person while you're trying to make sure nobody, like Catching you.

甩了你，或者更糟，被警察抓到。

Walks out on you or worse, the cops.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

那可不会是段愉快的经历。

That's not gonna be a fun time.

但那种感觉，真的很刺激。

But it's, like, it's thrilling.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

是的。

Yeah.

哦，这很有趣。

Oh, that's fun.

是的。

Yeah.

哇。

Wow.

我喜欢。

I love it.

那是放荡不羁。

That's debauchery.

是的，是的。

Yeah, yeah.

嗯，回到新的，呃，转变上来。

And well, getting back to the new, well, turn it is.

我当时想，你知道的，下面每个星期天都有各种小组活动，话题涉及性传播疾病、性行为差异，他们还会讨论政治，这对一些人来说可能非常敏感。

Well, I was like, you know, down there and they have these groups every Sunday, and it can be various topics with STDs, XDIs, and they would talk about politics, which can be very sensitive to some people.

而且

And

然后其他时候，当我去的时候。

then other time well, you get when I'm going.

我们明白，当然。

We understand, sure.

是的。

Yeah.

因为当这个话题出现时，有时候就会彻底失控，你会想，天啊，我们怎么就走到这一步了？

Because then when that subject comes up and then it's just like, sometimes all hell can break loose and you're like, Wow, how did we get here?

就是

It's just

一种热情。

a passion.

你正在努力教育人们。

You're trying to educate people.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

有过几次，但我真的不想，你知道，贬低格蕾琴。

There were like a few times but I can't Well, I don't wanna like, you know, dis Gretchen.

嗯，

Well

我们也不想贬低格蕾琴。

We don't wanna dis Gretchen.

是的。

Yeah.

有时候人们会

Sometimes people can do

说出一些让你觉得。

and say things that you're like,

好吧。

all right.

嗯，所有

Well, all

好的。

right.

就是这样。

There that is.

嗯，这很棒。

Well, it's great.

所以新的替代方案提供了让客户前来讨论性传播疾病和艾滋病以及如何预防它们的会议。

So so new alternatives offers meetings where the clients can come in and talk about STDs and STIs and how to prevent them.

是的。

Yeah.

这是一种教育性质的活动吗？

It's like an educational thing?

对。

Yeah.

太棒了。

That's awesome.

这比很多人在学校里学到的还要多。

That's like more than a lot of people get in school.

是的。

Yeah.

我的意思是，确实可以讨论各种事情，比如社区，还有像母亲节期间你如何应对之类的其他事情。

I mean, it is in like that there's like, we can talk about like various things, like the community and like other stuff like how you're handling during Mother's Day.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

因为对那些与母亲关系不好或没有母亲的客户来说，那可能是一段艰难的时期，是的。

Because that can be a difficult time for clients who might not have a good relationship with their mother or might who might not have a mother Yeah.

还活着吗？

Living any longer?

是的。

Yeah.

好的。

Okay.

你和你母亲的关系怎么样？

And what's your relationship like with your mother?

我的意思是，还行吧。

I mean, it's going okay.

我的意思是

I mean

在你们的关系中，你们遇到过哪些困难需要克服？

What have been some hurdles that you've had to get over in your relationship?

嗯，

Well,

对我母亲来说，我的意思是，当她问我，比如，我对跨性别女性感兴趣的时候。

for my mother, I mean, we well, I mean, when I, she asked me, well, asked me when I was, like, interested in, like, transsex- transgender women.

我告诉她，是的，我的意思是，她对此是接受的。

And I told her, yeah, and, I mean, she was okay with it.

好的。

Okay.

这很棒。

That's great.

是的。

Yeah.

能不因为自己的性取向而受到父母责难，真好。

It's nice to not get flack for your sexual preferences from your parent.

太棒了。

That's awesome.

是的。

Yeah.

你现在有伴侣吗？

And are you in a relationship right now?

你是单身，准备约会吗？

Are you are you single, ready to mingle?

嗯，我现在确实是单身，

Well, I'm definitely single,

但对啊。

but Yeah.

至于约会这部分，我就不确定了。

I don't know about the whole mingle part about it.

有时候我就想，让我休息一下吧。

Sometimes it's like, let me just take a break.

是的。

Yeah.

嗯嗯。

Mhmm.

就让我自己待一会儿。

And and just do me Yeah.

稍微一会儿。

For a little bit.

那你职业上的理想是什么？

And what are your, like, career aspirations?

比如，你有没有想过自己可能想从事什么？

Like, do you have anything in mind that you maybe like to go

比如，你有没有想进入的领域？

like a field you'd like to go into?

嗯，我对写作很感兴趣。

Well, I am interesting of, like, writing.

不错。

Nice.

是的。

Yeah.

我更倾向于在所写的故事中融入很多哲学性的内涵。

I am more of, I do a lot of like philosophical meanings to the stories that I'm writing in.

它们大多很短，但却蕴含着真正的意义。

Mostly they're like very short, but they pack like a real like meaning to it.

像一种教训。

Like a lesson.

是的，是的，是的。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

把它们都浓缩进去。

Pack them on.

你的故事是发布在网上，还是现在只是

Are your stories online or are they you're just kind

私下写写而已？

of writing them privately for right now?

目前我是私下写作。

Right now, I'm writing them privately.

我还会画画。

And I also do drawings.

它们大多是抽象的，但如今任何东西都可能很怪异。

They're mostly abstract but anything can be odd nowadays.

听起来像我爸爸，有点疯狂。

Are sound like my dad, like, crazy.

事情都不

Things aren't

像以前那样了。

nowadays.

不。

No.

但你说得对。

But you're right.

是的。

Yeah.

我之前坐公交车来这里时，看到一家优衣库，上面有这些卡通长颈鹿，看起来像儿童插画。

There was a I was taking a bus here and there was a Uniqlo, but there was, like, these cartoon giraffes, so they looked like children's illustrations.

但优衣库的这些图案并不是用于儿童服装的，而是长颈鹿和那位艺术家的作品。

But it wasn't for, like, children's clothes on Uniqlo, it was, like, giraffes and whoever the artist was.

我当时就想，这看起来像是幼儿画的。

And I was like, it looked like a toddler did it.

我当时就想，哇。

And I was like, wow.

我想我们只是在说，任何东西都可以是艺术。

I guess we're just saying anything's art.

好的。

Okay.

酷。

Cool.

哦。

Oh

我的天。

my god.

是的。

Yeah.

但这是真的，因为对某人来说这真的很棒。

But it's true because that's that's awesome to someone.

嗯。

Mhmm.

你知道的？

You know?

人类是如此广阔，这真是太棒了。

And and human beings are so vast, so that's awesome.

是的。

Yeah.

我的意思是，艺术就是一种表达。

I mean, art is just expression.

对。

Yeah.

你知道，每个人都能以自己认为合适的方式表达自己。

I you know, everyone is able to express themselves however they see fit.

所以我们差不多快结束了。

So we're almost done.

我们最后想说的是，我很欣赏你如此坦诚地表示你被跨性别女性吸引。

We just want to close with kind of now, I love how open you are that you are attracted to transgender women.

对于那些对自己性吸引的对象感到不安的人，你会对他们说什么？

What would you say to someone who maybe feels uncomfortable about what they feel sexually attracted to or who they feel sexually attracted to?

我会说，如果你爱上了跨性别者、同性恋男性，或者任何其他性取向的人，只要你是在和一个异性交往，那就去追求吧。

Well, I would have to say that if you're, like, in love with, like, a transgender or, like, a gay man or, like, any, like, sexual, like, well, if you're dating somebody who is the opposite sex, I mean, go for it.

可能会有一些人支持你。

And you might have a few people who would support you.

而其他人则会用奇怪的眼光看着你。

And while the rest be just looking at you like strange like.

对他们，去他们的。

And to them, fuck them.

祝福你。

Bless

你。

you.

我爱你。

I love you.

戴，我觉得你总结得非常好

Dae I think you really summed

你把一切都总结得非常好。

it up for probably killed it.

太棒了。

That's awesome.

非常感谢你抽出时间。

Thank you so much for your time.

非常感谢。

Thank you very much.

谢谢。

Thank you.

我非常喜欢戴夸恩。

I loved Daiquan.

哦，这真是一次有趣的采访。

Oh, that was a fun interview.

这真是

That was a

愉快的一天。

fun day.

坐下来，一切就绪。

Sitting down everything.

是的。

Yeah.

那是非常愉快的一天。

That was a really nice day.

是的。

Yeah.

确实如此。

It was.

你怎么样？

How you doing?

很好。

Good.

我们又有另一个广告了。

We have another ad.

开玩笑的。

Just kidding.

开玩笑的。

Just kidding.

现在好多人生气了。

So many people got mad right now.

不。

No.

我这周买了一张新床，我的意思是，尤其是在纽约市，当你一直很穷的时候，我这张床已经用了很久了。

I, I got a new bed this week, which is, I mean, especially in New York City, like when you've been broke, I've had the same bed for a long time.

那张床架真的是，我的意思是，我上面用了新买的Casper床垫，那是别人送的，但床架和其他所有成人该买的东西，都是旧的。

It was literally like a I mean, I had the new Casper mattress on top that we were given, but like the bed frame, everything adult thing to buy.

那张床其实是我的朋友纳迪亚搬出公寓时送给我的。

It was it was literally something that my friend Nadia had given me when when she moved out of her apartment.

哦。

Oh.

因为她跟我说，我刚买的这个。

Because she was like, I just bought this.

我父母嘛，你知道的，很有钱。

My parents are, you know, wealthy.

你想要这张好床吗？免费送你。

Do you want this nice bed for free?

她就说，你只需要。

She's like, all you have to do.

我知道他们很有钱。

I know they are.

所以那是一张超棒的床。

So it was a nice ass bed.

我当时就说，

And I was like,

床很贵。

beds are expensive.

所以我其实正在找另一张床，

So I'm actually looking trying to get another bed,

但它们真的太贵了。

but they're fucking expensive.

它们非常贵。

They're very expensive.

我当时特别兴奋。

And I was so excited.

当然，像我这样的人，床必须要有特定的风格，看起来得像是从吸血鬼城堡里搬出来的。

And of course, it has to have like a specific look when you're me, like, it has to look like it came out of a vampire's castle.

否则就不行。

Otherwise, it's not acceptable.

这就是你公寓的风格。

That's your brand of your apartment.

是的。

Yeah.

而且那些真正手工雕刻的床，价格高达数千美元。

And like, so they're really, really, really like hand carved ones are like thousands of dollars.

我当时就想，这太荒谬了。

And I was like, well, that's just ridiculous.

但我找到了一张非常棒的黑色丝绒床，和我的黑色丝绒沙发很配。

But I found this really amazing black velvet one that matches with my black velvet couch.

完美。

Perfect.

而且因为阿尔弗雷德是黑色的，我不能让家里有那种

Also it needed black furniture because Alfred's black and we I can't have like little

白色的绒毛。

fuzzy white hair.

对。

Yeah.

天哪。

Oh my god.

粉红色的上衣配黑色牛仔裤真不好看。

Pinkerton and black jeans was not good.

是的。

Yeah.

不。

No.

那太糟糕了。

It was very bad.

所以我们发生了关系。

And so I we had sex.

我只是做了这张床。

I just built the bed.

汤米帮我做的这张床。

Tommy helped me build it.

谢天谢地。

Thank God.

很好。

Good.

然后我和詹姆斯在新床上做了爱。

And then I got to have sex on the new bed with James.

是的。

Yeah.

我只是觉得，我以前从未有过这么柔软的床头板。

And I just was like, I have never had a soft headboard before.

哦，我

Oh, I

猜。

guess.

而且

And

这改变了我的生活。

it is life changing.

真的吗？

Really?

为什么？

Why?

因为我是经常被从后面做的。

Because I mean, I I get fucked from I get fucked from behind a lot.

我们明白了。

We got it.

天啊。

God.

这非常不舒服。

And it's very uncomfortable.

而且有时候如果你没有注意当下的情况，可能会受伤。

And sometimes if you're not paying attention to your loss in the moment, you can get injured.

那么，你是不是用手扶着床头？

Well, do you hold the the the bed the head of

我曾经在后面这样做过，但硬床头也很吵。

the bed with your hand?

我确实这么做过，但硬质床头确实很吵。

I have done that in the back, but then also and also loud that Hard bed for bed hard headboards are very loud.

是的。

Yes.

比如，我以前的床头在做爱时声音特别大。

Like, in my my other headboard, it was so loud when we had sex.

我不得不在后面塞上毛巾，但看起来很俗气。

I had to put I had to put, like, washcloths behind it, which looks tacky.

对。

Yeah.

因为床头一直在撞墙。

Because it was knocking against the wall so much.

现在呢，首先，床根本没放在任何支架上。

And now it's like, number one, the bed is like, just it's like not on, like, any risers or anything.

所以它就像一张低矮的成人床。

So it's like an adult low.

是的。

Yeah.

另一张床也是成人床，但只是那种老款的型号。

The other bed was an adult bed, but it was just like not it was just like an older kind of model.

除了住酒店时，我从来没用过软质床头板。

And this is like, I've never had a soft headboard except for when I was in a hotel.

是的，我想是这样。

Yeah, I guess so.

而且说实话，我从来没睡过。

And I mean, I've never slept.

对。

Yeah.

因为我甚至想过这个问题，那些特别华丽、很漂亮的设计，我觉得那玩意儿会戳到眼睛，天啊，如果上面有个石像鬼凸出来，看着是挺酷的，但我在做爱的时候肯定会撞到石像鬼的眼睛。

Because I I even thought about this because these really ornate ones that were really beautiful, I was like, that looks That's gonna poke the eye with fucking Like, if there's a gargoyle coming out of it, that looks all well and great, but I'm gonna get a gargoyle to the eye when I'm getting fucked.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

所以这个头枕是软的，我都不用再抬手护着头了。

And so this was soft and like so I don't even have to put my hands up to protect myself anymore.

我甚至可以直接把头撞上去。

I can actually I can actually just get my head knocked into it.

没事的。

And it's fine.

女士们，大家开心吗？

A woman fun, everybody?

因为啊，

Well, because,

比如，女士们，你们想要被爱的时候，难道不希望自己的头撞在柔软的东西上吗？

like, don't when you when you wanna get fucked, ladies, don't you just want your head to hit against a soft Do you

你知道吗，当你被爱的时候，本来就有点疼，结果还要再加上头被撞得青一块紫一块？

know when you're getting fucked and it, like, kind of hurts anyway, but then on top of it, like, your head is getting fucking bruised?

是的。

Yeah.

这太棒了。

This is great.

有个柔软的头枕。

Got a soft head bar.

天啊。

Oh my god.

我正想买张新床呢，之前那个带横杆的床是史蒂文的，他用了好久，而我那张床也用了很久，但它是直接放在地板上的。

I'm trying to fucking I wanna get a new bed and then our the bar bed was Steven's and he's had forever and I had my bed forever, but it's on the floor.

是的。

Yeah.

但我就是想要一张更高的床。

But I'm like, I want a higher bed.

我想感觉像是睡在地板上。

I wanna feel like I'm sleeping on the fucking floor.

你看，我选了更低的。

See, I went lower.

我一直都用很高的床。

My I always I had very high.

你的床是高的。

Yours was high.

豌豆公主床，这

Princess in the pea bed, which

我真的

I really

就像。

like.

就像我一样。

Like I do.

为了靠近我。

To get to me.

但现在它变低了。

But now it's but now it's low.

所以呢，你知道，我已经习惯了，但我就是喜欢。

So it's, you know, it's I got used to it, but it's I I like it.

我用的是黑色丝绸床单。

I have, like, black silk sheets.

看起来像女神一样，哇哦。

It looks goddess fucking Woah.

是特大号的。

It's a king size.

我的意思是，我可以斜着铺。

I mean, I can lay diagonal.

国王，你有一个国王床。

King, you have a king

哦，是张国王床。

is a oh, it's a king.

是的。

Yeah.

我从双人床换成了国王床。

I went from full to king.

我可不是在开玩笑。

I'm not messing around.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

你可不是这样。

You ain't not.

我有一个很大的卧室。

I have a big bedroom.

我被允许这么做。

I'm allowed to do it.

是的。

Yeah.

不。

No.

太棒了。

That's great.

我只是感觉每天醒来都像一位吸血鬼公主。

I just feel like a just a vampire princess waking up every day.

我不再因为被操而头疼了。

I don't get a, you know, migraine from getting fucked anymore.

因为你不会再被那件硬邦邦的裙子砸到了。

Because you're not getting hit with that hard ass dress.

其实，生活中的小事才是最重要的。

Real it's the little things in life.

是的。

Yeah.

哇。

Wow.

而且阿尔弗雷德真的很喜欢。

And and Alfred really likes it.

他简直太棒了。

He's very oh my god.

床一做好，他就跳了进去，我当时觉得你真是最可爱的小家伙。

As soon as the bed was built, he got in and I was like, you were the cutest little thing.

那你们做爱的时候会把他赶出去吗？

Now, do you guys kick him out when you fuck?

我们昨天第一次没有赶他出去。

We actually did yesterday was the first time we didn't.

哇。

Wow.

我们只是尝试了一下，因为直接就开始了。

We just attempted it because we just, like, went right into it.

有一刻，我们心想，阿尔弗雷德能明白暗示了。

At one point, we were going like, he he he Alfred can take a hint.

所以他确实留在床上，但没有碰我。

So he actually stayed in the bed, but he wasn't touching me.

所以没关系。

So it was fine.

他就在床上。

He was in the bed

而你，是的。

while you Yeah.

因为啊，他不会待在地板上。

Because he well, he won't stay on the floor.

哦。

Oh.

喜欢舒适。

Likes comfort.

不。

No.

他不喜欢当宠物或狗。

He likes he's not a pets and dog.

他喜欢得到

He likes Got

它。

it.

明白了。

Got it.

所以他只是在床脚，但现在空间这么大，真的没关系。

So he was just at the foot of it, but there's so much room now that it's honestly fine.

确实。

True.

然后有一刻，他过来看看发生了什么。

And then at one point, he came to see what was going on.

他說：算了吧。

He's like, never mind.

我根本没看到。

And I didn't see it.

然后突然间，就消失了。

And then all of a sudden, disappeared.

我问：詹姆斯，你刚刚用你的蛋撞到我的狗了？

I go, James, did you just hit my dog?

用你的蛋？

With your balls?

他說：我只是把他撞到一边去了，这没什么。

He goes, I just knocked him out of the way, which is fine.

就连狗训练师也说

Even the dog trainer says

得推他一下。

Gotta push him.

你可以轻轻把狗撞到一边，就为了过去，因为他们他妈的就是动物。

You can gently knock a dog out of the way just to get, to get because they're fucking animals.

它们需要知道，你知道的，你轻轻把它们放好。

They need to know, like, you know, you gently place them.

意思是，不会给你任何提示。

Mean, not gonna give a hint.

你得停下来一会儿，说，阿尔弗雷德，跟上，到那边去。

You're gonna stop fucking for a second and be like, Alfred, heel, go over there.

不，不行。

Like, no.

那就是你变成一个疯狂的养狗人的时候。

That's when you become a crazy dog person.

是的。

Yeah.

我今天在百老汇看到一件睡衣，上面写着‘我是一夜’。

With a a nightie that, like, I saw today on Broadway that said, I was A nightie.

正常的三只狗会像过一夜那样。

Normal three dogs go, like a night down.

哦，有人穿着睡衣在外面？

Oh, someone's wearing a nightgown outside?

不。

No.

那是用来在‘哎呀’店里展示的。

It was for display in Uh-oh.

在一家派对用品店。

The In a party store.

但我猜，这就像一个寂寞的人，明明没有派对却跑去派对用品店那样

But I guess it's like an old like, if you're a sad person who goes to party stores when there's no party That's

他们中最可怜的。

the saddest of them all.

只是想

Just to

买一件写着‘我曾经有三只正常的狗’的睡衣。

get a nightgown that says I was normal three dogs ago.

这让我很难过。

That makes me sad.

我当时就想，你是不断收养狗呢，还是把它们都杀了？

And I was like, I mean, did you just keep adopting dogs or did you murder them?

太多问题了。

So many questions.

哇，你在我脑子里打开了一条虫洞。

Woah, you just opened up a wormhole in my head.

对吧？

Right?