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请连接网络，哈米什和安迪的播客马上开始，三、二，抱歉。
Activate your Internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two sorry.
还在加载中。
Still buffering.
一。
One.
你好啊，我的斯特罗波利，哈米什。
Ahoy to my Stromboli, Hamish.
非常感谢，先生。
Thank you very much, sir.
我想问一下，我们是不是都留了胡子？
I I think are we mustaches?
不是。
No.
所以呢
That's why
我不是觉得Stromboli是个大力士吗？
I was a little Wasn't Stromboli a strong man?
对啊。
Yes.
而且那种Stromboli胡子是一种特定的胡型。
And the Stromboli mustache is Is an is a type of mustache.
就是那种又细又长、末端往上卷的胡子。
The long thin one that curls at the end.
那我们俩现在不就是出了名的大力士吗？
Is the irony we're just well known strong men?
你完全可以直说‘Hamish’嘛。
So you're like, oh, but you could have just said Hamish.
这个
This
可能不会。
might no.
这可能会暴露出来。
Let this might give it away.
嗨，我的艾特纳。
Ahoy to my Aetna.
杰克。
Jack.
哦，对的。
Oh, yes.
哦，对的。
Oh, yes.
太明显了。
It's so obvious.
我都不想说出来了。
I won't even say it.
是的。
Oh, yes.
其实，咱们就到这里吧。
In fact, let's end the episode.
感谢您收听这期非常简短的哈米什和安迪播客。
Thank you for joining us in a very, very quick Hamish and Andy podcast.
我知道在你的播放器里这集看起来会更长，但我们故意保留了沉默的部分，免得有人发现我们提前结束了。
I know the episode will look longer on your player, but we've just kept the dead air in, so no one suspected the early leave.
我们是火山吗？
Are we are we volcanoes?
我们就是那三座主要火山。
We are the three main volcanoes
的的
of of
你的家乡西西里岛。
your hometown, Sicily.
西西里语。
Siciliano.
对。
Yes.
火山是第三个的名字。
Volcano is the the name
第三个的名称。
of the third one.
所以我才这么说，安迪。
That's why I said it, Andy.
因为我有八分之一的意大利血统。
Because I'm one eighth Italian.
你觉得我只是随便说点听着像意大利语的词吗？
Do you think I just say words that sound Italian?
是的。
Yeah.
做。
Do.
你听起来像是在文化上不尊重
You sound like being culturally insensitive to
我的族人。
my people.
我觉得这一直是
Which I think has been the
跟你说过很多次了。
case many times with you.
你刚才说我是因为运气好才遇到火山的吗？
And were you saying I just got lucky with volcano?
对。
Yes.
火山是在哪里
Is volcano where
那个就是最初的火山吗？火山的名字就是从那儿来的？
the is that the original volcano and that's where it came from?
还是说他们后来重新利用了那个地方？
Or if they repurposed that?
就是这座岛，给‘火山’这个词带来了名字。
It's the island that actually gave the name to the word volcano.
对吧？
Correct?
没错，杰克。
Correct, Jack.
是的。
Yes.
干得真漂亮。
So so well done.
斯特龙博利火山以几乎持续不断的小型爆炸性喷发而闻名，和阿维的飞行非常相似。
Stromboli is the famous for near constant small explosive eruptions very similar to Avie's flight over
把全家人都吵醒了。
there waking up the household.
不过我要补充一下，我们从未在录音棚里录过这类声音，尽管外面一直有各种猜测。
Although, never in the studio, I may add, despite the constant conspiracy theories that fly around.
我们很久没提过录音棚里的放屁声了，这次也不打算专门聊，但这些声音确实会传进来。
We haven't addressed farts in the studio for a long time, and I don't know we're we're not gonna do it now, but they come in.
类似的声音有很多。
There's lots that come in.
是的。
Yeah.
有些人很生气，觉得我们不该回避这个问题。
Some people are furious that we're not addressing it.
对。
Yeah.
不管是因为椅子吱呀响，还是真就是杰克放屁了。
Because they whether it's a chair creek or whether it really is Jack farting Mhmm.
不是我干的。
It's Well, it's not me
其实呢，有天我读到一封邮件，对方说：‘抱歉啊，各位。’
because The well, it sometimes people there was one email I read the other day going, sorry, guys.
我们现在是在听一连串放屁声吗？
Are we just listening to constant farting now?
我觉得他们觉得，我们越不提这事儿，杰克就越觉得可以为所欲为。
Like, I just think I think they think that the less we address it, the more Jack feels he can get away with it.
不过我倒挺赞成给大家来个赦免令，想放就放。
I do like the idea of giving everybody an amnesty, though, so we just fart as much as we want.
只要我们装作没听见，反而能把他们急疯。
And if we don't mention it, then it just drives them crazy.
我喜欢这种升级版的游戏规则。
I like this like the enhanced games.
对。
Yeah.
就像那个恐怖游戏。
Like the scary game.
展示我们尽可能多地对抗。
Show where we fight as much as we can.
我有点担心这个。
I'm nervous of that.
这些是经过加密的视频。
These are air locked videos.
我觉得这不太行。
I don't think that's that's
我觉得这对谁都没什么吸引力。
not I don't think it delivers for anyone.
真的吗？
Doesn't it?
观众不想听这个。
The audience doesn't wanna hear it.
我觉得咱们没必要硬着头皮看完。
I don't think we wanna sit through it.
对。
No.
我觉得咱们还是继续沿用现在的做法，杰克，趁高潮部分悄悄把它们剪掉。
I think we just keep up the current regime, Jack, where you try and sneak them out during high energy moments.
向在加拿大旅行的澳大利亚网友杰丝问好。
Ahoy also to Jess, an Aussie traveling in Canada.
我去了 heymissionandy.com 上传了她的音频。
I went to heymissionandy.com to upload her audio.
她一直在做这些，祝她顺利。
What she's been doing, good luck.
你好。
Ahoy.
嘿，Mission Andy。
Hey, mission Andy.
我是杰斯，一个住在加拿大的澳大利亚人。
It's Jess here, an Australian living in Canada.
现在加拿大正是生长季节。
So it's growing season here in Canada.
每年我都会种巨型南瓜。
And every year, I've been growing giant pumpkins.
我给每颗南瓜都起了名字，而且都以H开头。
Historically, I have named every pumpkin that I've had, and they've always started with h.
其实我也不清楚为什么第一颗叫哈利，它脸上有个像哈利·波特那样的疤，我们就叫它哈利，后来就沿用这个传统了。
I I don't know why the first one, he just had a Harry Potter scar, so we called him Harry, and it kind of evolved from there.
今年我伴侣也决定自己种一颗。
And this year, my partner decided he wanted to grow one too.
现在我们俩在比赛，看谁种的南瓜更大。
So now we're having a competition to see who can have the biggest pumpkin.
对。
Mhmm.
现在我们有了两个南瓜，正纠结该给它们取什么名字。
Now, we were trying to toss-up between names now that we have two.
对。
Mhmm.
他提议叫哈米什和安迪。
So he suggested Hamish and Andy.
现在我们比的是谁种出的南瓜更大更棒。
And now, we're in competition to see who could grow the most superior pea company.
敬请期待。
So stay tuned.
没错。
Right.
目前哈米什领先，这也在意料之中，我会继续更新进展。
Currently, Hamish is winning as expected, expected, but I will keep you guys updated.
不对。
No.
加油，哈米什。
Go, Hamish.
太棒了。
Love it.
这真值了。
That was well worth it.
跑得可真够久的。
It was a long run.
刚才那段路特别长，我都快想放弃了。
That was a long run up, and I was almost thinking like, alright.
现在总算过来了，落地得还不错。
Now we're across this, but well landed.
传统上，宠物叫哈米什和安迪。
Traditionally, pets named Hamish and Andy.
没错。
Yep.
哈米什会先走。
Hamish perishes first.
咱们看看转到生产环节后会发生什么。
Let's see what happens when we move to produce.
这跟寿命没关系，关键是在活着的时候能活得多精彩。
This isn't about lifespan, though, and it's how big you can live while you're here.
而且甚至
And even
这个南瓜也许会先走，但我敢保证，他一定会活得很精彩。
this pumpkin may perish first, but I guarantee you, he'll live a big life.
他会走得很有力量，很体面。
He'll go out he'll go out strong.
我们屏息以待。
We we wait with bated breath.
海姆，我跟你说过，也跟杰克提过。
Haim, I've mentioned this to you and Jack.
我们还在忙着婚礼的筹备。
We're still going through wedding planning.
他们是不是特别喜欢安排会议？
They they they they love scheduling a meeting, don't they?
哪怕只是去确认一下已经定下来的事。
Even if it's just to go across what you've already decided.
我一般不太喜欢参与需要开两次以上会议的事情。
I don't generally like being involved in anything that requires more than two meetings.
对。
No.
我记得，那是很久以前的事了，当时他们说，好吧，我们下次会议再继续讨论。
And I remember, you know, this was a long time ago now, but, yeah, getting married when they're like, okay, we'll pick this up at the next meeting.
我清楚地记得，当时就觉得，干脆一次性全搞定算了。
I distinctly remember feeling that you should knock everything off in one.
一次？
One?
这正是我所期待的。
That's what I was hoping for.
你已经做了二十次了。
You've done 20.
我们已经做了很多次了。
We've done lots.
你来负责吧。
You do it.
你每周都要做一次。
You have a weekly.
是每两周一次。
It's biweekly every two weeks.
对。
Yeah.
所以
And so
还有什么好整理的呢？
How could there be anything left to organize?
我也这么觉得，老兄。
That's what I think, mate.
但我们还没决定贝克走进走道时放哪首歌。
But one thing we haven't decided on is the song in which Bec will walk down the aisle to.
对。
Right.
上次会议里，婚礼策划师对我们俩说：
And the wedding planner said to both of us in the last meeting, look.
这是你们的作业。
Here's your homework.
每次都是这样。
We always get that.
这是你们的作业。
Here's your homework.
你就会说，天哪。
You're like, gosh.
我们每次离开的时候，就不能在课堂上把活儿干完吗？
Can't we do the work in class every time when we leave?
这些会议到底是为了什么？
What are these meetings for?
没错。
Exactly.
因为又给你们布置作业了。
Because here's your homework.
我希望你们闭上眼睛。
I want you guys to close your eyes.
想象一下，主持人让全场安静下来，新娘马上就要进场了。
I want you to imagine that the celebrant has hushed everybody because the bride's about to come down.
对。
Mhmm.
想象一下那个瞬间，然后去 Spotify 播放一首不一样的歌。
Imagine that moment, and then just press play on Spotify to different type of song.
我做不到。
I can't.
我眼睛是闭着的。
My eyes are closed.
稍微睁一点点，快速睁开一只眼睛就行。
Open it slightly but a quick Quickly open one off so
我能看见屏幕了。
I can see the screen.
然后你就进去了，接着你会感受到真正适合你的那首歌。
And then you're in and then you may feel the one that's right for you.
这事儿最近就一直在我们家发生。
So that's what's been happening around our house.
我跟你们俩，还有杰克，说：嘿，伙计们。
And I said to you and Jack, hey, guys.
如果你有什么建议，当然有。
If you've got any suggestions Yep.
我们确实有。
And we do.
今天咱们在播客里就来做个练习吧，我来提几个我觉得特别合适的，只要我们有这个胆量。
Let's let's do that as an exercise today on the pod, and I will put some forth that I think would be great If we can take the guts
还没来得及跟贝克提呢。
yet to present to Bec.
我知道那个神圣的碎瓷仪式已经被贝克叫停了。
I know the the sacred chipping ceremony has been shut down by Bec.
不过呢，我那时候没说，但记得我们跟她聊的时候，她其实说了，她挺喜欢那仪式的很多方面。
But if there's and and I and I didn't wanna say it at the time, but I heard when we spoke to her just the fact that she, from memory, she, you know, she was like, look, loved a lot of things about it.
我只是不确定它适不适合婚礼。
I'm just not sure if it's right for the wedding.
我当时就觉得，这姑娘肩上的担子已经够重了。
But I went, this feels like a bride with a lot on her plate.
对。
Mhmm.
如果能帮贝克分担一点负担，今天我非常乐意去做。
And if we could take something off Bec's plate, that would be my absolute pleasure to do today.
玛西为了让我们更直观地感受，已经制作了一段音效：人群的低语声，以及司仪宣布新娘入场的声音。
So Marci has built, to help us imagine it even more, has built a little bit of sound, the hush of a crowd, and the celebrant introducing the bride.
我先来提一个。
I'll kick one off.
我觉得这个建议会非常棒。
This is one suggestion that I think would be fantastic.
好。
Great.
请大家注意一下。
Could we please have everyone's attention?
谢谢。
Thank you.
当我们欢迎新娘时。
As we welcome the bride.
这很有感染力。
That's powerful.
这样很好。
That's good.
这对你来说一定非常感人。
It's it's very emotional for you.
是的。
Yes.
直接就切入到歌词里了。
I mean, went straight into the lyrics there.
我本来更倾向于
I would have preferred
这才是经典。
That is the classic.
这样她在出场前能多一点期待感。
So that gives you a bit more anticipation before she comes out.
或者她要是清唱这段呢。
Or if she acapella'd it.
对。
Yeah.
你本来是想让她戴点借来的、蓝色的东西，那这个也挺合适吧？
You meant to have something borrowed, something blue, so that works as well?
说得对。
That's true.
杰克，这个例子真感人。
Jack, powerful case.
好的。
Okay.
我这儿有个，我特意选了节奏更热烈的。
I've got one here that I I've just gone for high energy.
请大家注意一下，好吗？
Could we please have everyone's attention?
谢谢。
Thank you.
现在欢迎新娘入场。
As we welcome the bride.
不错嘛。
Not bad.
真的很棒。
Really good.
我其实本来是开玩笑提名这个的。
I actually nominated this as a joke.
我觉得挺好的。
I think it's great.
她穿的是高跟鞋还是平底鞋？
Is she wearing heels or flats?
因为如果你穿平底鞋，那确实方便。
Because if you're in flats Yeah.
你活动起来自由多了。
You can move a lot.
你可以
You can
随便走动。
move there.
这样挺好的。
That's that's nice.
这挺有意思，本来是个玩笑，结果反噬了。
That's funny because that is a bit of a joke backfire there.
我现在觉得，这首歌非它莫属了。
I now think that has to be the song.
不过我们还没听杰克的呢。
Well, we haven't heard Jack first.
好的。
Okay.
抱歉，杰克。
Sorry, Jack.
杰克，轮到你了。
Submission, Jack.
我想让我的歌完全围绕贝克，这样当我们看着她走过走道时，就知道这首歌是为她写的。
So I wanted mine to be all about Bec so that when we're watching her come down the aisle, we know that the song is about her.
所以我稍微改了改我这首歌的歌词。
So I've changed the lyrics to mine slightly.
你真是想尽办法要在婚礼当晚大放异彩啊。
You're really doing anything you can to perform at the wedding night.
而且我也不确定她是保留哈丁这个姓氏，还是会改用李姓。
And I also don't know if she's keeping her surname Harding or if she's taking Lee.
但此刻，她当然还是用娘家的姓氏。
But at this moment, she will still have her maiden name, obviously.
确实如此。
That's true.
请大家注意一下好吗？
Could we please have everyone's attention?
注意一下。
Attention?
谢谢。
Thank you.
现在欢迎新娘入场。
As we welcome the bride.
这真让人心疼。
It's a heartache.
这真让人心疼。
It's It's a heartache.
哦，对。
Oh, right.
因为通常 parody 歌曲都得用大家耳熟能详的曲子。
Because usually when you do a parody song, it has to be a recognizable tune.
不对。
No.
大家都听过这首歌。
People know that song.
绝对很多人都知道。
People definitely know
这首歌。
that song.
不会超过
No more than
百分之三十
a 30%
在
in
这个房间？
this room?
你们知道这首歌吗？
Did you guys know that song?
我不太确定，我觉得我不太熟悉。
I don't I don't I think I don't think I do.
也许我对那些笔记的理解方式和她不一样。
Maybe I wasn't reading the notes the same way that she she does.
但原版的
But the original
写一首关于贝克的歌，这个想法挺有意思的。
It a fun idea to have a song about Bec.
对。
Yes.
听起来有点像情景喜剧的主题曲。
It sounded it kinda sounds like a like sitcom kind of theme music.
你明白我的意思吧？
Do you know what I mean?
比如，画面切到贝克对着镜头比个赞，然后就是丽贝卡·哈丁当新娘的样子。
Like, you kind of like you cut to Beck giving a thumbs up to camera and then just like, you know, Rebecca Harding as the bride.
太棒了。
Wow.
谢谢你，老兄。
Thank you, mate.
这是我提交的另一个作品。
Another submission from me.
我觉得这个方案很稳妥。
This is I think this is a fail safe.
不过你的那个
Although yours
Hotstep 也是一个稳妥的选择。
Hotstep is a a fail safe.
是的
Yeah.
对
Yeah.
但我想你会明白我为什么又回到了这个场景。
But I think you'll know why I went back to the world with this one.
好
Mhmm.
请大家注意一下好吗？
Could we please have everyone's attention?
谢谢。
Thank you.
让我们欢迎新娘。
As we welcome the bride.
明白。
Yes.
是的。
Yes.
不是。
Is No.
不是。
No.
我们没有歌词。
We don't have lyrics.
是乐队的版本。
Band Yeah.
其实歌词挺差的。
It's actually bad lyrics.
我更喜欢《Bucks Knife》那首。
Was I'm more of a Bucks Knife, Hamish.
《Bucks Knife》这首歌。
Bucks Knife song.
我倒是没听过这个。
Well, I haven't heard that
好多年没听了。
in years.
其实上个周末我刚听过。
Far from my I actually listened to it the other weekend.
你还在循环播放弗兰克的歌？
You still got Frank on rotation?
对。
Yep.
歌词其实不太对。
Now the lyrics aren't right.
只是我们以前特别喜欢的一首歌。
It was just a favorite of ours from yesteryear.
弗兰克·斯塔洛内的《Far From Over》。
Frank Stallone's Far From Over.
我有个专门骑固定自行车时听的歌单，就是那种能让你全身心投入、咬牙坚持的歌。
I have a one playlist that I'll use for, like, being on the stationary bike, like a pump like songs that, you know, you can just, like, get into the pain cave in.
我本来把《Far From Over》放进去，想靠它提劲儿，但后来发现它一半是燃，一半是搞笑。
And originally, I had Far From Over in there to harness the power of it, but it still does I can't decide if I'm it's half pump up, half giggle.
是的。
Yes.
有时候它反而会让你从那种专注状态里跳出来。
Sometimes it kinda breaks you out of the mindset.
所以现在它已经被移出歌单了，不过我偶尔开车时还是会放点Frank的歌，就当给心情加点料。
So he's he's been bumped from that playlist, but I do enjoy sometimes just a bit of Frank in the car just to just to pump the team up.
如果我们聊的是那些冷门歌，除非你专门听这个播客，不然根本不知道Frank还留着《Far From》
If we're talking about songs but people don't know, unless you listen to this podcast specifically, you don't know Frank still own Far From
Over。
Over.
嗯，房间里三分之二的人知道。
Well, two thirds of the room did.
但你听了这个播客啊。
But you listened to the podcast.
至于婚礼上的客人，我不确定他们知不知道。
For the wedding guests, I'm I'm I don't know if they're
都懂这个。
all gonna know that.
这歌依然很燃。
Still a banger.
如果你真想请，我觉得弗兰克应该愿意来表演。
And I reckon you'd be able to get Frank to play if you wanted to,
他有空的。
I He'd be available.
是的。
Yep.
没错。
Yep.
你得看看他的日程，但他可能有空。
You have to check his calendar, but he could be available.
呃，这个……不好意思，杰克。
Well, I this is Sorry, Jack.
我知道你正忙着想从最底层爬起来。
This I know you you're busily trying to get off the bottom rung.
那当然。
You bet.
但感觉第二层台阶也涂了油，你老是往回滑到底层。
But it does seem like second bottom rung is heavily greased, and you keep slipping back to the bottom.
走着瞧吧。
We'll see.
还剩几个台阶呢。
Still a few to go.
不过这路还挺结实的。
But it's a hardy.
好的。
Okay.
好的，回家。
Okay, home.
这是
This is
你表现得非常出色，是我打算推荐给贝克的首选人选。
Having done very well, you're actually the front runner for me to present to Bec.
这段内容主要是我想用的，但她只出现十秒钟。
This is more just this I want this plays, and she doesn't appear for ten seconds.
好的。
Okay.
或者说，五秒钟吧。
And that well, let's say five seconds.
我觉得这样反而能制造出更强烈的期待感。
And I think that just builds excitement at the way.
最后，到了真正顺利的一天，她终于出现了。
And then ultimately, a good time, like, a good day, she does eventually appear.
请大家注意一下好吗？
Could we please have everyone's attention?
谢谢。
Thank
不客气。
you.
现在欢迎新娘入场。
As we welcome the bride.
哎呀。
Uh-oh.
贝克在哪？
Where's Bec?
然后她突然转过头来。
Then she pegs her head around.
哦，她没事。
Oh, she's fine.
她来了。
She came.
她来了。
She came.
她来了。
She came.
哦，挺喜欢的。
Oh, like it.
然后我心想，为什么不让Bec在这时候来段舞蹈呢？
And then I'm Why some choreography from Bec and her this moment?
说得对。
True.
接着你就把《Here Comes the Hot Stepper》混进去了。
And then you record Scratch into Here Comes the Hot Stepper.
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她沿着队伍一路舞动着走过来。
She she comes down the line dancing.
她干嘛跳得这么奇怪？
And why is she dancing a bit funny?
她裙子后面是不是藏了什么东西？
What has she got something kind of hidden down the back of her dress?
或者要是那条裙子又长又飘，底下到底藏着什么？
Or maybe if it's a big long flowing dress, what's under there?
她伸手到下面，掏出一把劈起杆，扔给大伙，说：当然啦，我们这是在练果岭旁的切杆。
She reaches under, pulls out the pitching wedge, throws it to hogs, and goes, of course, we're doing the chipping of the rings.
这真是个意外。
And it was a surprise.
太棒了。
Wow.
真绝了。
Nuts.
太棒了。
Wow.
真是惊人。
Wow.
规模真大。
Huge.
这绝对会是特别重要的一天。
That would be Anyway big day.
如果我是婚礼策划师，我可能会这么做，但听起来你们请了别人来负责。
That's what I would be doing if I was the wedding planner, but it sounds like you get someone else doing it.
杰克，你想提交一个吗？
Jack, do you want to submit
再来一个。
Another one.
我可以再提交一个吗？
I will can I submit one more?
我也改了这首歌的歌词。
I've changed the lyrics to this as well.
天哪。
Oh, boy.
原版歌曲。
The original song.
对。
Yeah.
原唱是巴瑞·曼尼洛。
Well, Barry Manilow is the original.
他可是彻底押在了巴瑞·曼尼洛这首歌上。
He's gone all in on a a pair of Manilows.
明白了。
Okay.
原版是巴瑞·曼尼洛唱的，而这个版本讲的是你和贝克在她走红毯时初次相遇的故事。
The original is Barry Manilow, and this is the story of how you and Bec first met as she walks down the aisle.
请大家安静一下，好吗？
Could we please have everyone's attention?
谢谢。
Thank you.
现在欢迎新娘入场。
As we welcome the bride.
哦，安妮。
Oh, Annie.
好的。
Okay.
你曾经来过我上班的那家咖啡馆，那天我给你端了咖啡，安妮。
You came to the cafe I worked in, and I served you that day, oh, Annie.
你当时把电话号码写在了餐巾纸上，而今天，是我们结婚的日子，一，二，三。
You wrote your number down on a napkin, and now it's our wedding day, o n e.
真有意思。
Interesting.
这可不是拒绝。
It's not a no.
我全都录下来了吗？
Did I capture it all?
对。
Yeah.
所以这是从她的视角出发，她是要跟着比划吗？
So it's from her perspective, is she meant to mime along?
就是说，
Like, what
你觉得呢？对。
what do you Yeah.
我觉得我们 earlier 就该录了。
I think we're Record it earlier.
她要是愿意，完全可以当主唱。
She can be this the vocalist if she wants to.
如果不是她，那谁来当主唱？
If not Who will be the vocalist?
我的意思是，我已经把这部分做完了。
Well, I mean, I've already made that.
我不确定，让贝克对着安迪唱情歌，是不是她此刻真正想做的。
I I don't know if you singing a love song to Andy as Bec is what she would want in the moment.
有可能。
There's a chance
现在看来，让贝克参与切蛋糕环节反而是个不错的选择。
that the chipping is now looking like a good option for Bec.
这个切蛋糕的点子，真是我们为婚礼想过的最好的主意之一。
This is chipping is like one of the best ideas we've had for the wedding.
不过我觉得，我之所以熟悉这首歌，主要是因为《辛普森一家》里荷马唱给玛吉的那段，你知道的，
But I think I do know that song mostly from The Simpsons when Homer sings about Marge, you know,
你过来的时候，带了
came and you brought
给我一只火鸡。
me a turkey.
但你确实知道这首歌。
But you did know it.
我知道这首歌。
I did know it.
我以前是通过《辛普森一家》里荷马唱的版本知道的，不过我觉得他们应该是从巴瑞·曼尼洛那儿拿来的。
I knew it as a Homer Simpson song, but I assume they got it from Barry Manilow.
没错。
They did.
就是你提交的那首，哈姆，我觉得是这个。
It's a it's the it's I think it's what you submitted, Ham.
那首歌叫什么名字？
What's the name of that song?
《Hot Hot Stepper》。
The Hot Hot Stepper.
我真不敢相信。
I can't believe that.
杰克，你得信了，我觉得你俩是垫底的。
Well, Jack, believe it, mate, because I think you're the bottom two runs.
你可以决定哪首歌配哪个错，但你们俩就是最后两名。
Can choose which song goes on which wrong, but you're the bottom two.
哈姆，很多人在哈米什和安迪的网站上给我们留言。
Ham, plenty of people hitting us up at Hamish and Andy dot com.
有任何事都去那个网站联系。
Go there for any of the correspondence.
一半的邮件都发到你那边。
50% of the emails go to your side of the fence.
另一半发到我这边，所以我们都不清楚对方收到什么。
50% go to mine, so we don't know each other's.
很多人来问能不能玩这个游戏。
But a lot of people asking to play this game.
切尼，展示你最拿手的聊天本事。
Chitney with your best chat.
来吧，聊天冠军，别怂。
Matter away, Chit Chat Champion.
看着简单，其实没那么容易。
Not as easy as it seems.
不行。
No.
你多擅长接话、填补沉默？你的聊天功力怎么样？
How good are you at jumping into a conversation filling the blank, and how good is your chat?
你能把话题一直往下带吗？
Can you keep the conversation moving forward?
规则很简单。
The rules are simple.
我们不会告诉你，安迪和我会聊点什么。
We will not tell you Andy and I will have a small conversation.
是的
Yep.
我们不会告诉你什么时候轮到你说话。
We won't tell you when it's your time to talk.
判断什么时候开口，这正是你的本事。
Part of detecting the time to talk is What you do, sir.
本事。
Skill.
对。
Yes.
你不能直接问问题。
You can't ask a question.
没错。
Yeah.
但你必须补充点什么。
But you must add something
参与到对话中。
to the conversation.
同一段对话讲给两个人听。
The same conversation to two different people.
谁更适合当伴侶？
Who would be better as a plus one
在社交场合上。
at a social
哪个更合适？
event?
莱姆加入了我们。
Liam joins us.
你好啊，莱姆。
Ahoy to you, Liam.
你好，各位。
Ahoy, gentlemen.
利亚姆，你从事哪一行工作？
Liam, what kind what line of work are you in?
我做商业销售。
I am in commercial sales.
我在一个叫海豚队的石油团队工作。
I work for a an oil team called the Dolphins.
海豚加油，伙计。
Fins up, baby.
哦，是吗。
Oh, yeah.
海豚加油。
Fins up.
海豚加油。
Fins up.
等一下。
Wait a minute.
你们团队叫什么？
What's what's the team?
叫什么？
What's what
是海豚队。
do you The Dolphins.
是的。
Yeah.
不是。
No.
但你们是哪种...
But what what kind of
哪种团队？
what kind of team?
销售团队？
A sales team?
商业销售。
Commercial sales.
所以是找赞助商之类的事情吗？
So getting sponsors and stuff?
是的。
Yeah.
主要是会员和票务方面，想办法吸引大家成为会员，一起来看比赛。
So more of, like, the membership and ticketing to trying to get members on board and and come along to the game.
所以这个工作是
So it's
这活儿可真够有挑战性的。
That's a high gusto job.
我那时候没参与。
And I missed it.
是什么类型的运动？
What what type of sport?
所以是NRL。
So NRL.
海豚队。
Dolphins.
NRL。
NRL.
这可真够难的。
That's brutal.
是的。
Yes.
没错。
Yeah.
你的任务可不轻啊。
You got your work cut out got
看来要让安迪去看海豚队的比赛，真不容易。
your work cut out getting Andy to a dolphins game, it seems.
呃，你们要是想加入，我们随时欢迎。
Well, I mean, you boys are more than welcome to come on come on board.
据我所知，澳式足球这边一直欢迎你们，随时都欢迎你们来。
I mean, as AFL watches as I understand it, there's always room for you guys here, so you're welcome anytime.
谢谢。
Thank you.
我知道这事儿，不过想问问，海豚队现在在哪儿？
And just I mean, I, of course, know, but where are the dolphins placed?
他们在积分榜上排第几？平时都在哪儿训练？
Where where are they in the on the ladder, and where where would you find them training?
他们在昆士兰州东南部。
Well, you find them in the Southeast Queensland region.
对。
And Yes.
新成立的队伍。
New team.
我们现在排在前八名，如果我们能进入八强，这将是我们加入这项赛事以来的第一次。
We, yeah, we're we're currently sitting in the in the top eight, which would be the first time since we've come to the competition if we make the eights.
情况正在好转。
So things are looking up.
太棒了。
You beauty.
对啊。
Yeah.
好的。
Alright.
干得漂亮。
Well done.
没错。
Yes.
这确实
That's certainly
把鳍抬高点。
Keep those fins up.
你得有这口才。
That you need the gift of the gab.
你想不想看看大象把鳍放下来的样子？
Do you wanna see an elephant with its fin down, do you?
真可怜。
That's so sad.
是的。
Yes.
我觉得它们确实会卷起来。
I think they do curl them
真的吗？
Do they?
为了增加推进力。
For extra propulsion.
是的
Yeah.
真的吗？
Really?
真的吗？
Really?
是的
Yeah.
是的
Yeah.
你觉得大象怎么样
What do you think of an elephant
用鼻子走路？
going its trunk?
大多数灰色的动物
Most grey animals
抬头看看。
looking up.
谁
Who
通常出现在感谢节周围
are found around the Thank
谢谢你，利亚姆。
you, Liam.
你今天的对手是亚伦。
Your opponent today is Aaron.
你好啊，亚伦。
Ahoy to you, Aaron.
哦，嗨，各位。
Oh, hey, boys.
你们怎么样？
How are you?
你最近怎么样？
How are you?
挺好的。
Very good.
挺好的，亚伦。
Very good, Aaron.
你和古斯塔夫最近在忙什么？
What are you and gusto to you.
对。
Yes.
亚伦，你平时都做些什么？
What do you what do you do with yourself, Aaron?
是的。
Yeah.
不好意思。
Apologies.
非常开心。
Much gusto.
感谢所有在听的朋友们。
Much gusto to everyone listening.
能在这里真是太好了。
It's great to be here.
真的很高兴能在这里。
Great to be here.
但是你
But Your
你的未婚妻举报了你。
fiance dobbed you in.
不是的。
No.
不是的。
No.
不是。
No.
我是个调酒师。
So I'm a bartender.
你们能听清楚我说话吗？
Can you guys hear me clearly?
可能听不清，因为我根本没觉得你说了那种话。
Maybe not because I didn't think you said anything like that.
安迪和我都以为你说的是‘向在场的每个人问好’，安迪还说，太好了。
And Andy and I think you said much gusto to everyone here, and Andy went, oh, great.
你未婚妻举报了你。
Your fiance dodged you in.
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
是的
Yeah.
拍得真棒。
A great shot.
是的
Yeah.
对
Yeah.
它
It's
安迪在《闲聊冠军》里开局不太顺利。
a kind of a bad start for Andy for Chit Chat Champion.
就像，我
Like, I'm
举办派对最不合适的人。
the worst person having a party.
我没听到NRL的比赛。
Didn't hear the NRL.
我觉得他未婚妻不是在躲你。
I don't Think his fiance's dodging you.
这是Andy。
This is Andy.
Andy，你当裁判可比当选手合适多了。
Andy, you are way better suited to being a ref here than a player.
嗯，我是个调酒师。
Well, yeah, I'm a bartender.
我是个调酒师。
I'm a bartender.
所以闲聊很重要。
So Small talk's important.
这基本上就是我工作内容。
That's basically what I do for my job.
是的。
Yep.
我的工作就是跟人聊天，不管聊得好不好，反正我总在那儿陪客人。
I mean, great conversations, bad conversations, but I'm always there for a cat.
总在那儿陪客人。
Always there for a cat.
酒吧忙不忙？有时候会不会遇到那种电影里的情景——就你一个人，只有一个客人？
Is it a busy bar, or do you sometimes have to do that bartender thing you see in movies where it's just you and one No.
一个男人因为工作上的糟心事，一个人喝着马提尼，你就过去陪他聊几句。
One one guy coping with some bad news at work sipping a martini and we're just trying to chat to him.
对。
Yeah.
其实就是个小镇上的小酒馆，楼下通常也就十来个人。
Basically, like, it's a small town pub, so we get maybe 10 people downstairs.
对。
Yeah.
这真的很棒。
It's really good.
我的意思是，我很享受这个过程。
I mean, I enjoy it.
而且人们就是想过来摸摸猫。
And people just wanna have a pat.
有时候人们确实会这样。
Sometimes people yeah.
你打算去哪儿？
Where about to
去
go to
艾伦，你去哪儿？
town, Aaron?
马林布拉。
Marimbula.
马林布拉。
Marimbula.
哦。
Oh.
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yep.
你可能知道那里有海豚。
Quite you'd you'd be aware of the dolphins there.
严格来说不算海豚出没的地方，但也不算太远。
Not exactly dolphin territory, but not too far away.
嗯，我是说。
Well, I'm Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
我其实特别喜欢珊瑚，所以更支持鲨鱼。
I'm actually a coral fan, so up the shark.
支持鲨鱼。
Up the shark.
哦，海豚对鲨鱼。
Oh, Dolphin v shark.
不是。
No.
从进化角度看，你不会觉得海豚能赢，但……
Think evolutionarily not one you'd back a dolphin in, but
海豚不是比鲨鱼更厉害吗？
they can Don't dolphins have superior sharks?
我觉得它们是用鼻子撞鲨鱼的鳃吧？
I think don't they use their nose to to to bump them in the gills?
我不确定它们是不是真的更厉害。
I don't if they're superior.
抱歉，我觉得鲨鱼应该没法攻击海豚吧。
I'm sorry I'm getting all I don't think sharks can attack a dolphin.
它们能，而且要是想的话，它们真会动手。
They can, and they will if they want to.
不过据说海豚会保护人类
But dolphins have been known to protect humans
免受鲨鱼的攻击。
from sharks,
用来警告人类。
like to warn humans.
而且我觉得，如果有海豚在附近，你就知道鲨鱼通常不会靠近。
And I think if there's dolphins around, you know that sharks aren't normally.
一群海豚确实能驱赶鲨鱼，但如果是单挑，在观众面前关在笼子里比，你每次都会押鲨鱼赢。
Pack a pack of dolphins can ward off a shark, but one v one in a cage in front of a paying audience, you're gonna bet on the shark every time.
好吧。
Alright.
利亚姆，你先来。
Liam, you're gonna be first.
我们先把亚伦挂一下。
We'll put Aaron on hold.
他听不到这段对话的开头。
He won't hear the start of this conversation.
希望这次能比之前我讲的那些顺利一点。
Hopefully, it goes better than what I've been dishing up in the lead up.
大卫，你准备好了吗？
But, Dave, are ready?
我准备好了。
I'm I'm ready to go.
我准备好了。
I'm ready to go.
我们开始吧。
Here we go.
太棒了。
Fantastic.
祝你好运。
Good luck.
哦，嗨，哈姆。
Oh, hi, Ham.
你最近怎么样？
How are you,
老兄？
mate?
你有没有注意到，世界杯这周就要开始了。
You realized that the FIFA World Cup starts this week.
是的。
Yeah.
我邻居要去。
My neighbor's going.
谁会去呢？
Who's gonna go?
他估计不去了。
Bet he's not anymore.
我真的不明白，为什么有人会看这项运动。
I really don't understand why anyone watches that sport.
人总是不停地摔倒、躺倒。
Everyone just falls over and flops all the time.
挺不错的。
Pretty good.
还不错。
Not bad.
其实没多聪明，首先他进场的时机把握得特别好。
Not actually very clever because, a, he came in timing was excellent.
对。
Yep.
你现在已经为加入迈阿密海豚队的会员做好了充分准备。
And you've set yourself up very well to slide over a Dolphins membership floor.
如果有人说了，你说得对。
In case someone goes, yeah, you're right.
老兄，我正在找一支可以支持的橄榄球队。
Dude, I am looking for a a a a owner football to follow.
你听说过哪些新球队吗？
Do you know of any of any and any new teams?
然后你就可以从那里开始筛选了。
And then you could sort them out from there.
确实如此。
That's true.
干得漂亮。
Well done.
这是一位认真做这份工作的人。
That's a man that does that work.
明白了。
Figured out.
对。
Yep.
搞定，销售机会来了。
Done, sales opportunity.
好的。
Okay.
莱恩在等待。
Liam on hold.
我们不会再请巴伦回来了。
We won't bring Baron back.
我觉得莱恩进场时稍微慢了一点。
I felt like Liam was just a touch slow coming in.
我是不是要求太高了？
Was I being too critical?
你知道吗
Do you know what?
不过我觉得他用生气表达出来了。
I think he covered it, though, with his anger.
哦，所以
Oh, so
他可能本来是想
he might it might have had
那感觉就像他只是
a It was like he was like he was just
摇头一副难以置信的样子。
shaking his head like Aghast.
简直不敢相信我们居然在讨论足球。
Like, can't even believe we're talking about soccer.
是的。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
说得通。
Fair enough.
唉，谁会去踢这种运动啊？
Oh, why does anyone play that sport?
我的意思是，这可是全世界最受欢迎的运动。
I mean, it's the biggest sport in the world.
那你是不是打算在足球圈里当个搅局者？
So is it it's a are you gonna be a dark hill battle?
你是不是打算用你的鼻子顶着东西往上推？
Are you gonna be nudging things uphill with your with your bottlenose there?
足球圈里，每个人都有自己的位置。
There's enough eye for everyone in the football world.
对。
Yes.
好的。
Alright.
我们请亚伦上来吧。
Let's bring Aaron up.
亚伦，阿霍迪，你在吗？
Aaron, Ahoydi, are you there?
在的。
Yeah.
在的。
Yeah.
我在这儿。
I'm here.
在的。
Yeah.
不好意思，刚才有点事。
Sorry about that.
利亚姆没有。
Liam has No.
没有。
No.
我们刚才把你放在了等待状态。
We put you on hold.
是的。
Yeah.
你
You
没给我们静音。
didn't mute us.
这真是
That's a
开局不太妙啊，亚伦。
bad start, Aaron.
但我们当时并没有评判你，在那场对话里完全没有。
But we weren't judging you we weren't judging you in that conversation just then.
是的。
Yeah.
利亚姆已经提交了他在《闲聊冠军》中的表现。
Liam has submitted his performance in Chit Chat Champions.
你准备好了吗？
Are you ready to go?
我特别期待。
I'm so keen.
我很有信心。
I'm so confident.
我很有信心。
I'm so confident.
话虽如此，我现在这么说。
Now that I say that.
是的
Yeah.
我不确定
I don't know.
我不确定
I don't know.
不行
No.
会顺利的
It will go well.
会顺利的
It will go well.
好的
Okay.
乔什，我们看到
Josh, we're seeing
起跑线上一个紧张的人。
a nervous person on the blocks.
比赛开始了。
Here we go.
嘿，哈姆，你好。
Oh, hey, Ham.
嗨，朋友，今天不错啊。
Oh, good day, mate.
哦，世界杯足球赛这周刚开幕。
Oh, FIFA World Cup has just started this week.
我邻居要去。
My neighbor's going.
她本来打算再也不吃猫肉了。
Like, she was gonna go eat cat anymore.
是的。
Yeah.
我觉得世界杯简直太精彩了。
I think the World Cup's such an amazing spy.
这真是一场非凡的赛事。
It's such an amazing competition.
它能把全世界的人凝聚在一起。
It just brings the whole world together.
如果你有机会去，一定要去。
And if you got the chance to go, definitely.
但如果去不了，就在电视上看也行。
But if you can't, just watch it on TV.
这是一场盛大的盛会。
It's a great event.
你是怎么
How did you
慢慢适应的？
feel your way?
我
I
我只是在整理思路。
was just taking the thought.
我差点就开口了。
I almost started on my words.
所以，那确实是个小插曲。
So, yeah, that was a bit that was a story.
不过呢。
But yeah.
不是的。
No.
我觉得你把赛前的紧张情绪带进比赛里了。
That that's gonna have I I feel like you took the pregame nerves into the game.
对。
Yeah.
是的
Yeah.
当然
Definitely.
但你给他注入了一股充满活力的能量。
But you put him with an exciting energy.
没错。
You did.
如果我们把
If we bring
莱昂回到像亚伦这样的人身上，还有哈姆，我不想替亚伦两人发言，但你代表的是那种不愿对某个话题表明立场的人。
Liam back to like, Aaron, for me and, Ham, I don't wanna speak on behalf of both of Aaron, you represent someone that just what wasn't willing to take a position on a topic.
我觉得这就是让我陷入这种想法的原因。
I think that's what led me down.
让你也陷入了这种状态。
Get you down.
能去就去吧。
Go if you can.
想待在家也行。
Stay home if you want.
归根结底，事情总会发生的。
At the end of the day, happens everything.
除非根本不是这么回事，那另当别论，
Unless it isn't, in which case,
你自己决定。
your choice.
这当然不是你该背的责任。
That's certainly not your to take with it.
喂。
Hey.
那是迷你香肠卷吗？
Is that mini sausage rolls?
我马上回来。
I'll be back in a sec.
再见了，各位。
See you, guys.
所以
So
你得把胜利让给利亚姆。
you have to give the win to Liam.
他赢了。
He's got it.
利亚姆，有个没什么价值的小礼物要送给你。
Liam, a token of no value is coming your way.
恭喜你，伙计。
Congratulations, bud.
当然，现在更多人知道海豚的事了。
And, of course, more people know about the dolphins.
除非是为了推进而捕杀，否则鱼鳍必须保持向上。
Fins up unless they're killed for propulsion.
鱼鳍一律向上。
Fins up all
一直都要这样。
the time.
鲨鱼。
Sharks.
干得漂亮，各位。
Well done, boys.
这个环节加得真有意思。
Very fun addition.
再见了，各位。
See you guys.
各位，从我们启动对这项运动的调查至今，已经过去一周了。我们当初知道它在维多利亚叫蝙蝠网球，但实际上它还有好多别的名字。
Gentlemen, we are now one week since opening the investigation into the sport that we knew was bat tennis in Victoria, but by which goes which went by a lot of other names.
科学家通过碳测定法将这项运动的起源定在了上世纪九十年代中期到两千年代中期。
Scientists carbon date the sport to about the mid nineties to the mid thousands.
我们就是这么认为的。
That's what we believe.
球呢？
Ball?
不，是打网球用的球拍。
Well, no, for Bat Tennis.
打网球。
Bat Tennis.
但自从几年前开始，这项运动已经发生了变化，现在匹克球在美国变得非常流行，
But we now are in an era where, as of a couple of years ago, the sport of pickleball
是的。
Yeah.
而且正在迅速风靡澳大利亚。
Has become huge in America and is sweeping Australia.
就是这个。
It's the Yeah.
它像是匹克球的弟弟，但你显然不是在玻璃墙球场上打的。
It's the little brother of paddle Padel, but you obviously not played on the glass walled court.
对。
Yep.
在美国，这已经是一个产值超过十亿美元的产业了。
And it's an it's a billion dollar plus industry in The States.
我们小时候在维多利亚州，常在学校外的沥青地上打一种叫球拍网球的运动。
And as Victorian boys, we grew up playing this sport called Bat Tennis on Ashfelt, the bitumen outside of the school.
球场是四角格的，稍微拉长一点，用木板做成一个类似V形的拍面，像那种四柱支架。
Four square court, slightly extended, wooden plank on a custom made v, like, sort of v four collar.
是的。
Yeah.
就像马镫那样。
Like a stirrup.
那时候是有的。
There was yeah.
就像一个马镫。
Like a stirrup.
当时有公司提供施工支持。
There was some supplying the construction.
对。
Yeah.
可不是随便两个老师说这主意不错，就搭个东西那么简单。
So, like, it wasn't like just, you know, two teachers went, hey, this would be cool and just put something up.
它是……
It was
一种能买到的运动。
a sport you could get Yep.
可以量产的。
Manufactured
这可不是随便搞搞品牌宣传那么简单。
It wasn't like branding.
也不是那种拿个网球，然后随便往人头上扔的装备。
Equipment for like, have a tennis ball, and we're just gonna throw it at people's heads.
这肯定是有人专门填了订购单才弄来的。对。
This was a thing that someone must have filled out an order form Yep.
我猜不同学校用的都是同一种木板，高度大概到成年人的膝盖那儿。
For to have because I think different schools had the same plank of wood that was, like, at knee height for an adult.
对。
Yep.
我们记得。
We remember.
话说回来，你
Anyway Did you
高中时打过吗？
ever play it at high school?
没有。
No.
收到的邮件里没有任何证据表明这项运动在高中出现过。
There's no evidence in the emails that have come in of high school variance.
它似乎只在小学流行。
It just seemed to be a primary school only sport.
这可能就是问题所在，因为我们现在回头看，觉得有点不对劲。
And that might have been the problem because, essentially, we're looking at this going, hang on a sec.
现在匹克球是一项——我随便举个数字吧——
Pickleball now is I'm just gonna make up a figure here.
年产值48亿美元的产业。
$4,800,000,000 industry.
是的。
Yeah.
天啊。
And Wow.
我们原本以为只有维多利亚的小学参与，但现在看来，整个澳大利亚和新西兰的小学都有机会主导这项全球产业，确实如此。
It seems that the primary schools of, we thought, Victoria, but we're willing to admit now, Australia at large and New Zealand, primary schools had a chance to own this global industry Yep.
但我们错失了这个机会。
And we fumbled it.
从我这边收到的案例中，就有一个这样的例子。
I mean, one of the ones came in from my side of things.
我相信你那边也收到不少类似的情况，不过我知道真正负责调查的是你。
I'm sure you had so many Ham, and I don't I know you're the one really conducting this investigation,
但并不受欢迎。
but Not welcome.
这是一次公众参与的调查。
It's a crowdsourced investigation.
参与者的名字各不相同。
Different names
称呼也不一样。
for it.
有这么多不同的名字。
So many different names.
你们从奥克兰那边听到过什么名字吗？
What name did you get out of Auckland?
那里有吗？
Did you have one there?
有的。
Yeah.
Padder。
Padder.
对。
Yeah.
Padder，
Padder,
t-a-d-d-e-r。
t a d d e r.
Padder。
Padder.
Padda听起来有点怪。
It seems Padda seems weird.
Padda。
Padda.
Padda网球。
Padda tennis.
我明白你的意思。
I hear that.
我只是在想，你能不能用口音来念。
I'm just trying to think you can do it with the accent.
不行。
No.
这个口音倒是挺合适的。
It's good for the accent.
这是大卫发来的。
This came in from David.
他说，你提到六年级的时候，那可真是挺重要的。
He goes, look, you right about year six, like, well, that was huge.
他说听起来跟蝙蝠网球特别像。
He said it sounds very similar to bat tennis.
他还说，哪怕只有一年，他也拿到过一个带软垫的塑料球拍，拍面有个很好的击球点
And he said even for one year, he was given a plastic padded tennis bat, which had a sweet spot
就在那儿。
on it.
对。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
我知道你说的是哪一种。
I know the one.
上面还标着‘最佳击球区’。
Like, labeled with with a sweet spot.
当你对手打过来，关键分的时候，时间好像都慢了，你眼看着球从那个甜区弹开，就知道没戏了。
So you just knew if you're the opponent and, know, it was an important point and time slowed down and you saw that thing bounce out of the sweet spot, you had no hope.
如果大卫在对面打出一记甜区球，那你基本就完了。
If David loses at the other end and he's sweet spotted one, you're a goner.
你们新南威尔士那边有这种球拍吗？
Did you have from New South Wales
有。
Yeah.
那感觉就像八十年代，确实还在打。
It felt like the eighties, it was definitely being played.
对。
Yeah.
他们这么叫，我觉得还有几个来自新南威尔士的人。
They called it and I think there's a few coming in from New South Wales.
他们管这叫桨拍。
They called it paddlebats.
对。
Yeah.
我没用过桨拍。
Didn't have paddlebats.
我用的是spari，没错。
I had spari Yep.
或者叫svari，因为当时有个人一本正经地说，就像我们管小球高尔夫叫‘Sphereball Tennis’那样。
Or svari because it was some someone I thought they were making a joke like well, not a joke, a serious statement like small ball golf that we're like, we called it Sphereball Tennis.
但我感觉他们搞错了，因为我问了其他人，他们都说是不对的。
But I think they missed because I got a few other people going, no.
那东西叫svari或者sparri。
It was called Svari or Sparri.
我想提一下这个。
This is the one I wanted to bring up.
对。
Yep.
Sphari是
Sphari is
就是Sphari。
the Sphari.
对。
Yep.
它起源于1961年的澳大利亚，源自希腊语中表示‘球’的词‘sphere’。
It derived it was in 1961 in Australia, derived from the Greek word for ball being sphere
对。
Yep.
大概是asphareo之类的。
As asphareo or something.
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