差点让Tablo崩溃的九型人格测试 | Hey Tablo 第7集

我就说，等等。

And I'm like, wait.

这啥啊？

What what is this?

然后突然就放起音乐来了。

And then music comes out.

这就像是，

It's like,

他干脆把我整个预算表都做成了动画。

And ta then he, like, fully animated my budget.

你看，今年你花了这么多钱。

Like, this is how much you spent this year.

我也没办法。

I neutral.

我是搞艺术的，这我也没辙。

I'm an artist, so there's nothing I can do about it.

我特别被美感吸引，身边总围着能激发我的东西。

I am drawn to aesthetics and surround myself with beauty that inspires me.

说来你可能不信，我其实不太同意。

You know, surprisingly, disagree.

这个工作室的布置，估计比我的卧室还讲究。

This setup here, this studio, is probably more aesthetic than my actual room.

我卧室？真不是夸张，是我们家最空荡的地方。

My room, seriously, is the most barren space in our house.

我就睡个床垫，啥都没有。

I sleep just on a mattress.

就一间房，一张床垫。

So it's just room, mattress.

唯一有点美感的，就剩一张木头书桌了。

And then there's like one wooden desk that is aesthetic.

那张桌子其实挺漂亮，但它是以前我办公室的旧物。

It's a beautiful desk, but it was because it belonged in an office I had way back.

对吧？

Right?

桌上就放着便利贴、电脑和维生素。

And then on the table is just like Post its and like a computer and vitamins.

一点美感都没有。

It's not aesthetic at all.

但我所有创作几乎都是在这间屋子里完成的。

But I create almost everything I create in that room.

我真的不需要什么仙人掌。

So I don't really need like like a cactus.

也不需要什么问号形状的蜡烛。

I don't need like a bowl of question mark shaped candles.

也不需要什么精致的摆设。

I don't need like good decoration.

这些对我来说根本无所谓。

It really doesn't matter to me.

我的风格完全体现了我独特的个性。

My personal style is a true reflection of my unique identity.

你想想，有人会这么说。

Imagine somebody saying this.

天哪。

Oh my god.

我的风格完全体现了我独特的个性。

My personal style is a true reflection of my unique identity.

我倒要看看，谁要是把这句话直接贴到X上，会引发什么反应。

I dare anyone to just copy paste this into like like just post this on X and see where they take it.

我不同意。

Disagree.

说实话，我根本没什么个人风格。

I mean, I don't have, like, a personal style.

我平时就穿件T恤，戴个帽子。

I usually just wear, like, a t shirt and a hat.

说实话，我根本没什么独特的个性。

You know, I I don't have, like, a unique identity.

你随便一找，都能找到一百个穿得跟我一模一样的人。

You can probably find, like, a 100 other people that are dressed just like me.

我完全不同意。

So, strongly disagree.

我超讨厌这句话。

I hate this sentence.

这话说得真烂。

It's a shitty sentence.

我会主动找人提意见，好让我的创作变得更好。

I actively seek feedback to refine and enhance my creative projects.

我特别同意。

Strongly agree.

但关键是，你去哪儿找反馈特别重要。

But, however, where you seek feedback is very important.

寻求艺术反馈这个问题啊，其实挺麻烦的。

The problem with seeking artistic feedback okay.

这条建议是给音乐人、艺术家，还有所有搞创作的人的——不管你创什么。

This is advice for musicians and artists and creatives of any kind, anyone that creates anything.

别去找那些你根本不想听他们意见的人，然后还被他们伤了心。

Don't try to get feedback from people like that you don't want feedback from and then get hurt by it.

去找那些你真正佩服的人，或者你知道会给你真正有用反馈的人。

Go to someone that you actually admire or that you know will give you the feedback you actually need to improve.

别上X平台。

Don't go on X.

也别去你评论区里找反馈，因为那儿大多数人根本不在乎你。

Don't go on like your comment section and try to find feedback there because that's not like most of those people don't care about you first of all.

你还得翻一堆‘你太烂了！’这样的评论。

And you'll have to also rummage through like a bunch of You suck!

才能找到一点点像样的建设性意见。

Before you get to anything that resembles constructive criticism.

所以去找你信得过的人。

So go to people you trust.

去找那些因为爱你才会跟你说实话的人。

Go to people who will give you the brutal truth because they love you.

你知道最让我抓狂的是啥吗？

You know one of the things that drives me insane?

我知道我该装没看见，不该放在心上。

I know I should just ignore it and I shouldn't care.

这事儿小得不能再小了，可就是让我特别烦。

And it's such a small thing and it just annoys me so much.

我都不敢说，怕一说出来，更多人就跟着这么干了。

And I'm scared to even say it because someone's gonna do it more.

我刚一说，他们立马就跟着上。

They're gonna do it more as soon as I say it.

咱们不是要发一个EPIKASE视频吗？

We'll upload an EPIKASE video, right?

我们刚发完才三秒而已。

Literally, it's been three seconds since we posted.

视频才上线三秒钟，就有人开始说了。

Three fucking seconds the video has been up.

有人立马就说：这玩意儿一般般。

And someone's like, it's not that good.

你连点都没点进去，才三秒啊。

You haven't you like, three seconds, you haven't even clicked yet.

总会有那么一两个人，老爱这样。

Once in a while, there's always someone that does that.

还有啊，每次我们发新歌或者新专辑，你懂的，像Melon这种平台，不是能留言吗？

And also when we, like, drop a new song or an album, you know how you can, like, you know, on, like, Melon and stuff, you can, like, leave a comment?

真有人两分钟内就写完一篇完整的专辑评测。

Some guy will seriously post an entire album review within like two minutes.

我觉得这专辑没上一张好。

Oh, I don't think the album's as good as the last one.

你咋可能两分钟就知道了？

How how did you know in two minutes?

你到底怎么知道的？

What how did you know?

你两分钟就把一小时的专辑听完了？

How did you hear an hour long album in two minutes?

你三秒钟就把五十分钟的视频看完了？

How did you see a fifty minute video in three seconds?

几个月前，就有人在我们《EPIKASE》的视频底下干过这事儿。

Anyways, someone did that a few months ago on our on our EPIKASE video.

真的，才三秒啊。

Seriously, three seconds.

结果还有人在那条评论底下回了一句。

And someone commented on the comment.

他们说：才三秒呢。

They're like, It's been three seconds.

你到底在说什么啊？

What the fuck you talking about?

那个评论真让我松了口气。

And that comment made me feel so much better.

天哪。

Jeez.

我平时收集分析数据来做决策，天啊。

I collect and analyze data to make informed Oh my god.

天啊。

Oh my god.

我一听到‘分析’和‘数据’这两个词就过敏。

Have allergies to the words analyze and data.

要是把它们俩凑一块儿，比如‘分析数据’，后面你说啥我都没法听了。

And if they're put together like this, analyze data, like whatever you say after that, I'm not hearing.

实在不好意思。

I'm so sorry.

但要是有人一开口就说，‘Tablo，我分析了那些数据’，然后才告诉我最重要的事，那我根本听不进去。

But if somebody starts the conversation like, So Tablo, I was analyzing the data, and then after that they can tell me the most important thing.

就算他们紧接着告诉我人生的意义，我也听不到，因为一听到‘分析’和‘数据’这两个词，我就自动屏蔽了。

They can tell me the meaning of life right after that and I will not catch it because they chose to use analyzed and data.

我完全不同意。

Strongly disagree.

下一个。

Next.

我喜欢通过细致的分析来解决复杂的问题。

I enjoy solving complex problems with thorough analysis.

我不知道后面还会说什么词。

I don't know what words come after that.

分析？

Analysis.

我完全不同意。

Strongly disagree.

我一般会等把问题彻底搞清楚了，才愿意分享我的看法。

I am cautious about sharing my insights until I have fully examined an issue.

我觉得我特别同意。

I think I strongly agree.

现在有了社交媒体，大家都习惯一有想法就马上发出来，你知道的。

Nowadays with social media, people are so used to posting their first initial thought about something, you know.

别急，给点时间嘛。

Mean, give it a little bit of time.

给点时间嘛。

Give it a little bit of time.

你怎么可能在三秒内就知道这个视频无聊呢？

There's no way you know that this video is boring in three seconds.

我老爱去找那些背后的原则或者模式，弄明白事情到底是怎么运作的。

I often look for underlying principles or patterns to understand how things work.

所以这就像宜家自己造了个宜家的柜子，对吧？

So this would be like an IKEA building an IKEA thing like cabinet kind of situation, right?

好吧。

Okay.

因为我从来不认真看说明书。

Because I do not look at the manual well.

我老是把东西拧错方向。

I always screw in something the wrong way.

我老婆就说：你没看说明书吗？

And my wife is like, you not look at the manual?

看来我真的不擅长找背后的规律或原理。

So I clearly don't look for the underlying principles or patterns.

我不这么认为。

Disagree.

我特别留意潜在风险，总是提前做好预案。

I am vigilant about potential risks and always plan for contingencies.

完全同意。

Strongly agree.

搞得我团队的人都快烦死了。

To the point where my members are super annoyed.

我嘛，总是抱着最好的希望，但做最坏的打算。

I will hope for the best and plan like, prepare for the worst.

我天天都是这么干的。

That's that's what I do all the time.

他们就说：真搞不懂你到底是乐观还是悲观。

And they're like, I don't know if you're optimistic or pessimistic.

你太让人困惑了，一方面想着要拿惊人的成果，

It's you're so confusing because you're like aspiring for for these huge results.

另一方面又老在说：要是出事了怎么办？

And at the same time, you you're saying that what if this happens?

咱们得提前这么准备。

We need to prepare in this way.

你倒是给个准话啊，Tablo，别这么纠结了！

Like, what the make up your fucking mind, Tablo.

我特别看重环境和人际关系里的安全感和稳定感。

I seek security and stability in my environment and relationships.

这很中立。

This neutral.

就是中立。

Neutral.

我这个人很忠诚，尤其对那些我信得过的人。

I am loyal and committed, especially to those I trust.

非常同意。

Strongly agree.

EPIK HIGH刚火起来的时候，立马就有传言说我要单飞。

When EPIK HIGH first blew up, immediately there were rumors that I was going solo.

对吧？

Right?

后来这事越传越玄乎，好像真有人知道内情似的。

And it became like this thing where people were talking about it as if they actually knew something.

好像我真的打算单飞，解散组合，换个公司签合同似的。

Like I was actually preparing to like break from the group and like get rid of the group and like sign with a different company.

当时到处都在传这些有鼻子有眼的谣言。

There were like concrete rumors going around.

对吧？

Right?

除了那次Tajin Yo的特殊情况，我从来没出过个人单曲。

And I have never done a solo except for during that Tajin Yo situation.

那之后，我再没发过个人专辑。

And after that, I have never dropped a solo album.

我现在的制作人，从我第一张专辑之前就一直跟我合作了。

My engineer that I work with, I've worked with since before my first album.

都二十四年了。

It's been twenty four years.

我的造型和化妆团队，也跟了我十多年了。

My hair makeup team has been my hair makeup team for over a decade.

所以我只要跟谁合作，就一直跟他们合作下去。

So anyone I work with, I just keep working with them.

要是有人说我不够忠诚、不 sticking with 他们，我根本懒得回，我心想：你看看周围，兄弟。

If anyone ever says, I'm not loyal or I'm not sticking with them, I just don't even answer because I'm like, I mean, look around bro.

我都跟我的团队一起干了二十三年了。

I'm like, I have been with my team for twenty three years.

我跟所有这些合作伙伴，都认识几十年了。

I have been with all these people I work with for decades.

要是你跟我合作还不到一年，不如先想想自己哪儿出了问题，再来说别人。

If I'm not with you for over a year, maybe think about why before you start pointing fingers.

我们现在才走到第14步，总共20步呢。

We're on step 14 of 20.

这考试也太难了吧。

This test is so hard.

比SAT还难多了。

It's like worse than the SATs.

我希望这结果准一点，除非它让我特别失望。

I want this to be accurate unless it disappoints me.

除非测出来说我是个特别无聊的人，那我才不信。

Unless I get a result and it's just like, You're the boring type.

要是那样，我就重做一遍。

Then I'll take it again.

我直接瞎填，全骗它。

I'll just I'll completely lie.

你知道吗，有些测试最后总会给你一堆特别无聊的选项，比如性格测试。

You know, certain tests at the end, like certain personality tests, there are certain things that they give you that are terribly boring.

它老说你是那种调和型的人。

It's like you are the moderator.

我心里就想：我可不想当那个和事佬。

You're like, I don't want to be the fucking moderator.

我在团队里天生就是带头的那一个。

I naturally take on leadership roles in group settings.

中立。

Neutral.

真的吗？

Really?

不是吧？

No?

你天生就是个领导者吗？

Are you naturally a leader?

不是。

No.

哦。

Oh.

就是这儿的‘天生’这个词。

It's this word here, naturally.

我在团体里会承担领导角色，但那是因为不得不这么做，其实我内心并不想。

I take on leadership roles in group settings because I have to, but naturally I prefer not to.

别人以为我是EPIK HIGH的队长，就觉得我天生就是个领导型的人。

People think because I'm the leader of EPIK HIGH, like I'm a leader type.

才不是呢。

No.

这个角色是自然而然落到你头上的吗？

Does it naturally fall upon you, that role?

是啊，另外两个人根本就懒得管，整天玩手机，心不在焉的。

Yes, because the other two naturally fall out of They naturally just are on their phone and not paying attention.

他们连酒店房间都不愿意出，你懂吧？

They naturally won't come out of their hotel room, you know?

所以我得喊一嗓子：咱们几点出发，去哪儿。

So I have to be like, We're going here at this time.

都集合一下！

Everybody gather.

对吧？

Right?

因为没得选啊。

Because there's no choice.

我倒希望他们能自己拿个主意。

I would prefer that they make some decisions.

我也想偶尔当个后排乘客。

I want to be sitting in the back seat sometimes.

这根本不是自然而然的。

So it's not natural.

就是太不自然了。

It's just it's unnatural.

我这人啊，根本不是什么天生的领导。

I'm an unnatural leader.

那你跟老婆在一起的时候呢？

What about when you're with your wife?

你

Do you

哦，天啊，你这话说得可真到位。

Oh, wow, you took it there.

和我老婆在一起的时候，我完全没话语权。

When I'm with my wife, I have no agency.

我根本不想去作任何决定，也不想多插手。

I try the least to make any decisions or contribute.

连开车我都不能开。

I mean, I can't even drive.

那我还当什么领导啊？

So what's the point of taking a leadership role?

我能干嘛呢？

What am gonna do?

我能干嘛呢？

What am I gonna do?

上车就行了。

Get in the car.

走吧。

Let's go.

然后我就坐副驾驶？

And then I go to the passenger seat?

我在这事儿上根本没打算在家庭里当领导。

I'm not in this situation here to take a leadership role in my family.

就这样，完事儿了！

I just That's it!

我们出发了！

We're leaving!

我就说：快点啊，惠宗，快点。

I'm like, Come on, Hyejong, come on.

踩油门啊。

Step on it.

走起！

Let's go!

我特别欣赏有力量的人，也容易被那些果断干脆的人吸引。

I respect strength in others and I'm drawn to people who are also assertive.

我百分百同意，我觉得是这样。

1000% strongly agree, I think.

我爱上我老婆，就是因为她特别有主见，特别坚强。

Because I fell in love with my wife because she was assertive and like she was very strong.

我习惯靠自己，更愿意相信自己的能力。

I am self reliant and prefer to depend on my own abilities.

是啊，当爸爸的话，这点挺难的。

Yes, which is difficult as a dad.

一个人的时候，我完全能靠自己。

When I'm alone, I am very self reliant.

但只要和我老婆或者哈鲁在一起，他们就会说：‘爸爸，你得这么干才行。’

But when I'm with my wife or Haru, we'll be like, Dad, dad, you gotta do it like this.

对吧？

Right?

就是一些琐碎的事，他们也会说：‘你得这么干。’

Some mundane task and they'll be like, You have to do it this way.

我老婆就会说：‘喂，下楼梯时抓紧扶手。’

My wife will say something like, Yo, hold on to the railing when we walk down the stairs.

我就会回她：‘我走了那么多楼梯，不还活得好好的吗？’

And I'll be like, You know, I have walked down many stairs, and I'm still here.

在认识你之前，我前二十多年都这么上下楼梯，不也挺过来了吗？

And I didn't have you for the first, like, twenty something years, and I still made it down the stairs, and up the stairs, and down the stairs.

我根本不需要人告诉我怎么下楼梯，可我会去管别人吗？

I don't need to be told how to walk down the stairs, but do I say it?

不会，绝对不会。

No, no.

所以答案就是强烈同意。

So the answer was strongly agree.

我会努力让每个人在讨论中都感到被听见、被包容。

I work to ensure that everyone feels heard and included in discussions.

确实同意。

Actually agree.

我常常意识到自己不该这样，总想让每个人都发言，可有时候他们根本不想说。

And I often realize I shouldn't do that because I try to get everyone's thoughts and they sometimes don't want to give them.

要是有人不明白我在说什么，我来解释一下。

To anyone that's, like, wondering what I'm talking about, let me just explain.

每周四我们都会发布《EPIKASE》。

Every Thursday we post EPIKASE.

我们有个群聊，每次都要一起讨论封面和标题。

And we have a group chat where we have to go over the thumbnail and title.

人嘛，都是这样。

And people are like people.

我说的‘人’，就是指我跟我们的制片人。

By people, I mean like me and our producer here.

我们会互相聊聊，到底哪个标题最合适。

We, you know, exchange ideas about what would be the best title.

我能看出来，Mithra 和 Tukutz 根本不想参与。

And I can tell Mithra and Tukutz don't wanna participate.

因为我和 Rosemary 之间已经来回发了四十多条消息了。

Because there's like 40 messages going back and forth between me and Rosemary.

我想他们后来大概觉得，总不能一直干坐着吧。

And then I think at some point they're like, okay, I can't just sit here.

所以估计他们是希望我也主动出点主意。

So I guess I guess they want me to contribute too.

Enneagram 随便扔个标题，我一眼就看得出他们根本没用心。

Enneagram throw out a title and I can totally tell they didn't try.

比如咱们去吃了顺豆腐那期，我们本来会来回琢磨一堆能引爆点击的标题，结果他们就来一句。

If it's like an episode where we went to eat like Seundubu, for example, we'll be like exchanging these titles that that will get engagement, and then they'll say something like.

真的吗？

Seriously.

对我来说，平和地解决问题，比赢一场争论重要多了。

Peaceful resolutions are more important to me than winning an argument.

我其实从来不跟人争。

I don't really argue.

是吗？

Do I?

是吗？

Do I?

我有吗？

I do?

但我有哪次是冲着赢去的吗？

But have I ever tried to win the argument?

你每次都赢。

You always win.

这又不是我的错。

I mean, that's not my fault.

你这话什么意思？

What are you saying?

我赢了又不是我的错。

That's not my fault that I won.

真的吗？

Really?

我要翻翻我们之前的聊天记录。

I'm going to go through our texts.

有时候我其实认输，心里想：你说得对。

There are times where I yield to your argument and I'm like, Actually, you're right.

我搜一下‘你说得对’，看看我到底说过多少次。

I'm going to search 'you're right' and see how many times I've said 'you're right'.

等等，你说得对。

Hold on, you're right.

你瞧，我刚搜了搜，我多少次说‘你说得对’。

Look at how many I just searched the times I said 'you're right'.

我1月29号还说过‘你说得对’。

I said 'you're right' January 29.

我说过你对。

I said you're right.

明白吧？

Okay?

1月27号我还说，你对，关于这个播客。

January 27, I said and you're right about the podcast.

懂吗？

Okay?

我说你对。

I said you're right.

等一下。

Hold on.

老爸现在就得知道。

Daddy needs to know right now.

好。

Okay.

不行。

No.

不行。

No.

等等。

Wait.

好。

Okay.

什么？

What?

好。

Okay.

2025年5月29号，我跟你说过，你对。

05/29/2025, I said to you, you're right.

抱歉，我刚才想换个角度。

Sorry, I tried to go with the other angle.

明白吗？

Okay?

那是八个月前的事了。

That's eight months ago.

什么？

What?

过去一年里都发生快三回了。

It's like three times over the last year.

好。

Okay.

2025年4月14号，你是在开玩笑吧？

04/14/2025, you're joking, right?

不，等等。

No, wait.

等等。

Wait.

你这话说得也太离谱了吧，这根本不是你的权利。

This thing You're joking right is not your right.

我之前也跟别人说过，你确实有道理。

There's other people I've said you're right to.

天哪

Damn

这个性格测试简直让我讨厌自己。

personality test is making me hate myself.

九型人格真是烂透了。

Enneagrams suck.

行吧，你让我点哪儿？

Okay, what do you want me to click?

你到底让我点哪儿啊，罗丝玛丽？

What do you want me to click, Rosemary?

对我来说，和平解决比在争论中赢更重要。

Peaceful resolutions are more important to me than winning an argument.

是强烈同意还是强烈反对？

Strongly agree or strongly disagree?

我反对。

Disagree.

你说得对。

You're right.

罗莎玛丽，你说得对。

Rosemary, you're right.

这次争论你赢了。

You won this argument.

你说得对。

You're right.

我在我那群上班的朋友里，经常当和事佬。

I am often the peacemaker in my group of friends who are at work.

我想也是。

I guess not.

我想也不是。

I guess not.

不同意。

Disagree.

非常不同意。

Strongly disagree.

我更喜欢先听懂所有人的观点，再表达自己的看法。

I prefer to listen and understand all viewpoints before expressing my own.

非常不同意。

Strongly disagree.

你开心吗？

Are you happy?

你说得对。

You're right.

你总是对的。

You're always right.

一想到可能会有冲突，我就特别难做决定。

I find it challenging to make decisions when there is a potential for conflict.

你肯定也不同意，对吧？

Strongly disagree, right?

你知道吗，最后这玩意儿只会写一句：你是个混蛋。

You know, at the end of this, it's just gonna say, you're a piece of shit.

我这人设，就是个混蛋。

My personality, you're a piece of shit.

行吧。

K.

就快到了。

We're almost there.

第18步，总共20步。

Step 18 of 20.

我喜欢安静平和的环境，但那些家伙偏偏总唱反调。

I value a calm and tranquil environment where comps strongly disagree.

好吧，现在我可真掏心窝子了，全靠我这帮队友撑着。

Okay, now I'm being super honest thanks to my team here.

为了团队和谐，我愿意放弃自己的偏好？别逗了，我根本不同意。

I am willing to compromise my own preferences for the sake of group harmony strongly disagree.

红的，红的，红的，红的。

Red, red, red, red.

我特别希望冲突能平和解决，别留什么怨气。

It's important for me that conflicts are resolved amicably and without resentment.

我是真想做到，但具体还得看是啥样的矛盾。

I mean, I try, but it depends on the conflict.

你猜啥事儿好笑？

You know what's funny?

别看他在EPIKASE上那副样子，其实他对这条可是强烈同意。

Despite his image on EPIKASE, Two Cuts is actually strongly agree on this one.

他老在群里刷屏：‘这孙子，我真想直接冲他家去跟他干一架。’

He will like be in the group chat like this motherfucker, I am so close to like fucking going over there to his house.

然后他会把实际发给对方的短信转给我，内容通常是：咱们下次再想办法解决吧。

And then he'll send me the text that he actually sent to him and it'll be like, let's try to work something out for next time.

非常感谢你问这个。

Thank you so much for asking.

顺致问候。

Kind regards.

顺致问候。

Kind regards.

爱你哟。

XOXO.

而且他经常得拦着我，因为每当中拉或图库茨遇到有人骚扰他们，我就会说：把他们的号码给我。

And quite often he'll have to stop me because sometimes like when Mithra or Tukutz is dealing with some issue with some person that is harassing them, I'll be like, Give me their number.

他们就会说：不行，就是不行。

And they're like, No, just No.

我却说：快给我。

And I'm like, Give it to me.

让我来帮你处理这事。

Like, let me handle this for you.

他们就说：不行。

And they're like, No.

我们最不可能做的就是把号码给你。

The last thing we're gonna do is give it to you.

我直接说：管他呢，把号码给我！这事儿我必须得解决，而且得彻底了断，别再扯皮。

I'm like, Fuck it, fuck, give me the number because it's so important for me that this conflict is resolved in the most nonamicable way possible.

我完全不同意。

Strongly disagree.

我觉得维系关系比争个对错重要多了。

I believe maintaining a relationship is more important than winning an argument.

行吧。

Okay.

咱们先让其他人出去一下。

Let just clear the room here.

明白吧？

Okay?

因为罗丝玛丽，你可能会觉得赢辩论对我很重要。

Because of Rosemary, you may get the idea that winning an argument is important for me.

其实不是。

It's not.

我发誓。

I swear.

真不是。

It's not.

你听见她说的了。

You heard her.

她说的是，刚好我每次辩论都赢而已。

She said, I just like It just so happens that I win the argument.

好。

Okay.

这对我来说根本不重要。

It's not important to me.

我跟在乎的人争赢了，也得不到啥好处。

Like there's nothing for me to gain by winning an argument against someone I care about.

这有啥意思呢？

Like what's the point?

我赢了又能怎样？

What do I win?

我能拿到啥奖品？

What prize do I win?

从今天起，我不再纠结谁输谁赢了。

So I don't try to win arguments anymore, starting today.

中立就行。

Neutral.

我能做到中立吗？

Can I do neutral?

这样可以吗？

Is it okay?

行吧。

Okay.

我总会主动找机会支持和鼓励别人。

I actively look for ways to support and encourage others.

你看看我刚发给Grace的那条消息。

Look at the last text I sent Grace.

新一期太棒了。

The new episode is excellence.

棒极了。

Excellence.

我发给她的就是那期《EPIKASE》。

The new EPIKASE episode is excellence.

我真的发给她了，我发誓。

I sent it to her, I swear.

确实啊，你老给我发一些莫名其妙的消息

It's true, you send me random messages of just

对，就这么干

Yeah, do that.

我还会给很多我不认识的音乐人发消息

I even text a lot of musicians that I don't know.

我一听完一张专辑，要是觉得特别棒，就会到处打听他们的联系方式，然后发条消息说：嘿，我刚听了你的专辑

I will hear an album and if it's really good, I'll ask around for the number and I'll text them or send them a message like, Oh, I heard the album.

你不用非得回我，这真的挺好的

You don't have to text back, it's really good.

太棒了

That's awesome.

我觉得这样能鼓励他们继续做出好音乐

Because I feel like it'll help them continue to make good music.

有些人可能心里嘀咕：这真是Tablo吗？

Some people are probably like kind of like, Is this really Tablo?

所以我总说，这真的是Tablo。

So I always say, This is really Tablo.

这话说的，跟骗子一模一样。

That's what a scammer would say.

我发誓，这真的是Tablo。

I swear to God, this is really Tablo.

嘿，你这首歌真棒。

Hey, your song is really good.

别人怎么看我是不是个乐于助人、善良的人，我挺在意的。

It's important to me that others see me as helpful and kind.

我本来想说‘我完全不同意’，可我在EPIKASE上的行为根本不是这么回事。

I wanna say strongly disagree, but my behavior on EPIKASE says otherwise.

对吧？

Right?

说实话，我根本不在乎。

Honestly, I don't care.

真实的你。

The real you.

是的。

Yeah.

真实的我？我完全不同意。

The real me, I strongly disagree.

说实话，别人怎么看我，我根本不在乎。

I honestly don't care how people see me.

因为你年纪越大就越明白，不管别人觉得你是好人还是坏人，他们都是基于自己看到的你生活中极小一部分来下判断的。

Because like one thing you realize as you get older, regardless of whether people see you as a good person or a terrible person, either way, they're going off of a very tiny piece of something they've seen of your life.

他们可能看到你在某个地方做了一件好事，就管你叫天使，可他们根本不了解你。

They'll see you like do one nice thing at a certain place and then they'll call you like an angel, right, when they don't know much about you.

或者你犯了一个错，他们就直接把你当魔鬼，却没看到你生活中那99%他们没看见的部分。

Or they'll see you like make one mistake and call you like the devil when they haven't seen the 99% that is going on outside of their view.

所以你就明白了，哪怕别人夸你、捧你，那也跟骂你一样，都是幻觉。

So you realize that even when you get compliments and accolades, it's just as a mirage as hate.

重要的是我怎么看自己。

What's important is how I see me.

我的情绪很容易被身边人的情绪影响。

My own mood is affected by the emotional states of those around me.

我觉得我同意。

I think I agree.

我刚才就是想表达这个。

That's what was trying to imagine.

如果图库茨心情不好、有点难过，我和米特拉还会不会在他面前继续开玩笑？

If Tukutz was upset and kind of sad, would Mithra and I stop joking around right in front of him?

不会。

No.

如果图库茨正在节食，不想吃东西，我和米特拉还会不会在他面前点鸡翅大吃特吃？

If Tukutz was on a diet and trying not to eat right now, would it stop Mithra and I from ordering chicken and eating it right in front of him?

不会。

No.

中立。

Neutral.

第20步，也是最后一步。

Step 20 of 20.

搞定啦。

We're there.

我真怕最后一页的时候，网络突然断了或者出啥问题。

I am so afraid that during the last page, the internet or something's going to go out.

你知不知道我以前遇到过这种事？

You know what's happened to me before?

我把手机扔了。

I threw my phone.

真的假的，我可不是开玩笑。

Seriously.

因为页面刷新错了，直接给我跳回了开头。

Because it refreshed wrong and went back to the beginning.

我当时就爆粗口了：‘我靠！’

Was like, I Fuck!

就在前面几个问题的时候，我还说：‘我脾气可真够爆的。’

Was And I swear, like a few questions earlier, it was like, I am easily angered.

我当时还回了‘强烈不同意’。

And I was like, Strongly disagree.

我总是能迅速回应朋友和家人的需求。

I am quick to respond to the needs of my friends and family.

强烈同意。

Strongly agree.

我马上就到，一秒的事儿。

I'll be there in like one second.

我老说，我团队里唯一能骂他们的，只有我自己。

I always say the only person I will allow to shit on my team is me.

我当着别人的面笑话Tukutz和Mithra，可他们一插嘴，我立马就炸了：‘你刚说啥呢？’

Like I will be making fun of Tukutz and Mithra right in front of someone, but the moment they join in, I'll be like, What the fuck did you just say?

我经常把别人的福祉放在自己前面。

I often put others' well-being ahead of my own.

是啊，我觉得是这样。

Yeah, I think so.

我的意思是，这些性格测试，你得明白，就算你做过一次，只要生活有重大变化，就得再做一遍。

I mean, these personality tests I realize, you have to even if you took it once, you've got to take it again when there's a significant and dramatic change in your life.

要是我十九岁或者二十五岁的时候做这个测试，我真不确定该怎么答‘我经常把别人的福祉放在自己前面’这句——说实话。但现在我当爹了，我所有的一切都是为了我女儿，希望老天保佑。

Because if I was answering this when I was like 19 or like 25, right, I'm not sure how I would answer something like I often put others' well-being ahead of my own, Like truthfully, But now that I'm a dad, my entire purpose is to put my daughter's well-being ahead of my own, knock on wood.

如果真有危险时刻，我必须冲进去救我女儿，我根本不会多想。

If ever there was a dangerous moment and I would have to throw myself into the danger to save my daughter, I wouldn't even think about it.

结婚前、有孩子前，你懂那种‘我愿意为你去死’的说法吗？

Before I got married, before I had a kid, you know how like I would die for you that phrase?

我爱一个人爱到可以为她去死。

I love someone so much I could die for them.

真到那会儿，想为别人去死，其实没那么容易。

When that situation comes, it's actually really hard to die for someone.

但一旦当了父母，我真的一点都不会犹豫，根本不会去想要不要冲上去。

But when you become a parent, I seriously would not even like, I don't think it would even enter my head should jump.

我肯定会立刻冲到公交车前面去挡。

Like, I would jump in front of a bus, like immediately.

我的意思是，希望永远用不上，但百分百我会把别人的安危放在自己前面。

I mean, hopefully I don't have to do that, but 100% I would put others' well-being ahead of my own.

这我完全同意。

So strongly agree.

我马上就要点完成了。

I'm about to hit finish.

我就怕最后结果是个无聊透顶的类型，比如‘你是个旅行者’。

I just pray that it's not some boring ass like you are a traveler.

或者啥中庸得要死的‘你是个中间人’。

Some banal freaking you're a middleman.

那可就太糟了。

That would be terrible.

你就是个中间人。

You're a middleman.

你还行吧。

You're alright.

我不明白这九型人格测试能得出啥。

I don't know what you get with this Enneagram test.

我也搞不懂能有啥收获。

I don't know what you can get.

好了，我点完成。

Okay, I'm gonna hit finish.

我来了。

Here I go.

完成。

Finish.

恭喜你。

Congratulations.

你已经完成性格测试了。

You've completed the personality test.

快看看我的结果。

Get my results.

来了来了。

Here we go.

来了来了。

Here we go.

我还得付钱？

I gotta pay?

在这儿呢。

Here it is.

他们开头怎么不直接告诉我啊？

Why didn't they just tell me that at the beginning?

老兄，我都怀疑咱们这视频能赚到这么多钱不。

Dude, I'm not even sure we're gonna make this much off this video.

操！

Fuck!

这测试真把我性格摸透了。

The test nailed my personality.

看来真得掏钱了。

So I guess I gotta pay.

等等，我找下信用卡。

Hold on, me get my credit card.

我该号召大伙儿一起上。

I should be like everybody join in.

我请客，兄弟们。

It's on me, guys.

感谢您的购买。

Thank you for your purchase.

哎呀，糟了。

Oh, shit.

我差点就错过了。

I almost missed it.

他们用超大加粗的字体写着‘感谢您的购买’。

They have Thank you for your purchase in huge bold font.

结果下面直接来了一句：‘你的性格是——哦！’

And then right under it they're like, Your personality is Oh!

我是第八型挑战者。

I'm a type eight challenger.

我真是个挑战者！

I am a challenger!

哇塞。

Wow.

我的天。

Oh my God.

这结果比我想的可好多了。

That's so much better than what it could have been.

天哪，我居然是挑战者型。

Oh my God, I'm a challenger.

你喜欢这个性格测试和你的结果吗？

Do you like the personality test and your result?

喜欢。

Yes.

你觉得这会影响我对体验的评分吗？

Do you think it'll affect my report, like how I rate my experience?

没错。

Right.

我该给五颗星吗？

Should I give it five stars?

行。

Okay.

五颗星。

Five stars.

我不想回答这些问题。

I don't wanna answer questions.

直接把报告给我就行。

Just give me the fucking report.

给你的评价起个标题吧。

Give your review a title.

太长了。

Was long.

体验日期啊，随便吧。

Date of experience, whatever.

行了行了，快点，快点，赶紧的。

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

啥？我还得重新登录？

What, I have to sign in again?

它是不是收了钱就完事了？

Did it just take my money and not?

我确实付过钱了。

I definitely paid.

时间也太长了吧。

It was long.

还有，我的报告呢？

Also, where's my report?

把钱还给我。

Give me back my money.

你搞什么鬼？

What the fuck?

我是个挑战者，现在我正式向你发起挑战。

I'm a challenger, and now I'm challenging you.

把我的钱还回来！

Give me back my fucking money.

这到底是什么玩意儿？

What the hell is this?

跟我们多讲讲你的经历吧。

Tell us more about your experience.

嗯，是这样的。

Well

嘿，Tablo。

Hey, Tablo.