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这里是国际网络新闻，直接把新闻送到你的
This is International Network News, delivering the news directly to your
国际网络兼容的便携式媒体播放器上。
international network compatible portable media players.
美国八条线，非紧急就医的等待时间变长了。
Eight line America, wait times increase for nonemergency doctor visits.
虽然从波士顿的二十七天到新墨西哥州派恩敦的十三天不等，但人们对那些穿着白大褂、像穿靴子一样傲慢的卖药人已经受够了，他们只能两手插兜干等着。
Although ranging in weights from Boston's twenty seven days to Pinetown, New Mexico's thirteen days, people are getting fed up standing with hands in pockets for the jackbooted white coat wearing pill pushers.
卫生局局长报告说，抱歉，查理。
Surgeon general reports, sorry, Charlie.
排队请往右。
The line forms to the right.
今天的科学新闻，两个小男孩决定加入太空竞赛。
Today in science news, two young boys decided to join the race to space.
这两个西雅图小伙子自作主张，为科学项目造了一枚火箭，结果想用火箭推进剂点燃壁炉时，把自己炸了。
The Seattle lads took it upon themselves to build a rocket for a science project, but instead exploded themselves when trying to ignite their fireplace with propellant intended for the rocket.
Uber的那帮小子已经被派去调查，看看他们是否和苏联有联系。
Uber's boys have been sent to investigate for possible ties to the Soviets.
娱乐新闻方面，抱歉了各位，艾伦·佩奇已经出柜了。
In entertainment news, sorry, fellas, but Ellen Page is batting for the other team.
银幕明星艾伦·佩奇周日公开出柜，这让全世界男人的幻想都破灭了。
Star of the silver screen Ellen Page gave a knuckle sandwich to the fantasies of men everywhere when she came out of the closet Sunday.
据报道，佩奇说：与其在某个农场里当兔子，不如找个能给你提供所有羽衣甘蓝的伴侣。
Page was quoted as saying, why be a bunny on some Jasper's farm when you can have a chippy that gives you all the kale you need?
这就是本周的美国新闻，最伟大、最能带来自由的新闻。
That's this week in America's news, the greatest, most freedom producing news available.
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