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这里是国际网络新闻，把新闻传到你耳朵里，让苏联人听不到。
This is International Network News, beaming news into your ears so the Soviets can't.
在医疗新闻方面，有个男人因为爱情减掉了275磅。
In medical news, a man such love as his reason for losing 275 pounds.
弗吉尼亚州的李·乔丹在跟高中时的恋人重逢后，决定改变自己的生活。
Lee Jordan of her and Virginia decided to turn his life around after reuniting with his high school sweetheart.
乔丹发现爱情比甜甜圈更让他开心，于是决定为心爱的人奋斗，甩掉身上的肥肉。
Realizing love made him happier than a spudnuts donut, Jordan decided to fight for his lady love and lose the lard.
乔丹说，他人生中唯一的甜头就是他的十二码线。
Jordan's quota is saying my twelves is the only sweets in my life.
天哪。
My gosh.
在政府方面，私人文书工作者正在提议，在支付政治职位时优先考虑纸质文件。
In the government, private paper pushers are proposing predominant preferences for paper around payment to political positions.
游说团体“消费者支持纸质选择”一直在极力推动政府重新考虑转向数字化的决定，因为他们认为这个国家是建立在纸上、靠纸运行、并且追求纸上事物的。
The lobbying group consumers for paper options have been pushing old very hard to reconsider the move to digital as they believe this is a country founded on paper, by paper, and pursuit of things on paper.
执行董事约翰·鲁尼恩表示，这种数字和互联网的玩意儿会比加里·库珀的电影还要惨淡。
Executive director John Runyon states, this digital and Internet Wahoo is going to fall flatter than a Gary Cooper film.
在国际新闻方面，一名新西兰男子因为一个压缩空气阀卡在臀部，身体膨胀得比奥利弗·哈迪还大。
In international news, a New Zealand man blew up bigger than Oliver Hardy after a compressed air valve lodged in his backside.
这次事故导致该男子的身体体积增大了一倍，旁观者评论说：“我听说过出去透透气，但这太离谱了。”
The accident caused a man's body to increase twice in size with onlookers commenting, I've heard of going out for some air, but this is ridiculous.
这就是今天的美国新闻，这些新闻让你想赶紧跑开，而世界其他地方还在跳查尔斯顿舞呢。
That's today in America's news, the news that makes you wanna jet about while the rest of the world is doing the Charleston.
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