INNews - 2月24日 2014

这里是国际网络新闻，用一个个新闻故事分散着国民的注意力。

This is International Network News distracting the nation one news story at a time.

南卡罗来纳州居民高喊UFO，宁静的格林维尔县上空惊现三角形不明飞行物。

South Carolina residents scream UFO as strange triangle shaped objects floating in the sky were seen over sleepy Greenville County.

随着关于疑似博什人威胁的报道不断涌入，问题依然存在：为何外星人只选择出现在那些渴望成名的未受教育斐图亚托人面前？

As reports continue to pour in about the likely Bosshian threat, the question remains, why have the aliens decided to only appear to uneducated Figuators who are desperate to be in the spotlight?

整个信仰国度都在等待答案。

A nation of believers waits for the answer.

佛罗里达州女服务员遭遇人生反转——好心顾客为资助其大学学费豪赠6000美元小费，后却被揭穿根本未注册入学。这不禁让人质疑：当谎报人生目标成为常态，社会全面崩塌还会远吗？

A Florida waitress's head is spinning as she received a $6,000 tip from a kind patron for college tuition only to have it ixnayed afterwards revealed she was not enrolled in college, begging the question, where lying about your goals start, can the complete collapse of society be far behind?

雪佛龙本周在宾夕法尼亚州开发天然气井，但各位别担心，该公司正给全镇发放免费披萨饮料礼品卡作为安抚手段。

A Chevron gas well explored in Pennsylvania this week, but don't worry folks, Chevron is sending the entire town gift cards for free pizza and soda as a sore ape.

完全无关的后续报道：雪佛龙将矛头指向当地披萨店，指控其是造成空气中神秘瓦斯气味的元凶，该气味已导致宾州小镇大面积恶心呕吐报告。

In completely unrelated news, Chevron is pointing the finger at a local pizza joint as the cause for the mysterious gas like smell in the air causing wide spread reports of nausea in a small Pennsylvania town.

以上就是雪佛龙赞助的国际网络新闻今日全部内容。

That's today's news on International Network News sponsored by Chevron.

雪佛龙能源，自1984年起从未污染过您呼吸的空气。

Chevron Energy, not contaminating the air you breathe since 1984.