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这里是国际网络新闻，为您带来最新鲜的资讯。
This is International Network News, news that is fresh from the farm to you.
我们都听过那句老话：宁死也不愿住在密西西比。
We all know the old yarn, I'd rather be caught dead than live in Mississippi.
不过，密西西比居民沃尔特·威廉姆斯的情况有点特殊。
Well, Mississippi resident Walter Williams is a little bit of both.
威廉姆斯被宣布死亡，但在殡仪馆准备防腐处理时，奇迹般地复活了。
Williams was pronounced dead but miraculously came back to life while preparing to be embalmed at a funeral home.
密西西比的法医回应说，虽然这是个奇迹，但威廉姆斯很可能是个不死人，应该按此处理。
Mississippi medical examiners responded that while this is a miracle, Williams is most likely a Highlander and should be dealt with accordingly.
在国际新闻中，一场小小的死亡事件也挡不住一位晕头转向的老姑娘结婚。
In international news, a little case of death won't stop a dizzy spinster from getting married.
没错。
That's right.
一位法国女性获得了许可，可以嫁给在婚礼前几个月去世的未婚夫。
A French woman has obtained permission to marry her fiance who died just months before their wedding.
听到这个消息，这位女士欣喜若狂，打算尽快由镇长主持婚礼，这证明即使是死亡也无法阻止女人对男人发号施令。
Overjoyed by the news, the woman plans to be wed by her town's mayor as soon as possible, proving even death won't stop a woman from telling a man what to do.
一位乌克兰模特把自己比作芭比娃娃，计划采用一种极端的节食方法，完全戒掉食物和水，只靠空气和阳光生存。
A Ukrainian model has likened herself to a Barbie doll as plans to adopt a radical new diet where she completely swears off food and water in favor of air and light.
没错，女士们，海滩季节就要到了，为什么不把难看的肚子换成一份空气大餐呢？这可是一个连蒙古都能比作玛莎葡萄园的国家推荐的饮食法。
That's right, ladies, with beach season right around the corner, why not trade in that unsightly belly for a nice plate of air courtesy of a diet endorsed by a country that makes Mongolia look like Martha's Vineyard.
以上就是今天的国际网络新闻，让你领先一步的新闻。
That's today in International Network News, news that keeps you one step ahead of the Reds.
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