LG QUICKIE: 3 Pregnant Women Walk Into a Podcast… (The Episode We Had to Make)

该做个小快闪了。

It's time for a quickie.

播客一带来《女士帮》，好莱坞女生团体与女士帮快闪。

Podcast one presents the lady gang, the Hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie.

这里是凯尔蒂·奈特、贝卡·托宾，

Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin,

还有杰克·范尼克。

and Jack Vanick.

咱们快点吧。

Let's make this quick.

你好。

Hello.

你好。

Hello.

你好。

Hello.

欢迎来到Lady Gang Quickie。

Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie.

我是Becca，和Jack、Kelsey一起，今天我们与赞助商Natural Cycles合作，为大家带来一些特别的内容。

I'm Becca here with Jack and Kelsey, and we are doing a little something special with you in conjunction with our sponsor, Natural Cycles.

我们请来了几位Lady Gang成员来今天搞点恶作剧。

We have brought on a few lady gangers to torture today.

Kelsey，我们今天要做什么？

Kelsey, what are we doing?

好的。

Okay.

今天是关于怀孕的特别节目，我们想，为什么非要请专家来谈怀孕的感觉呢？我们Lady Gang里每个人之前都那么欲火焚身，现在全都怀孕了。

So today is the pregnancy episode and we thought, why would we have like an expert come on and talk about what it feels like to be pregnant when we literally have a wealth of everyone in the lady gang was so horny, and now everyone is pregnant.

所以我们邀请了三位Lady Gang成员——Tori、Heather和Caitlin——来聊一聊那些令人作呕的传闻和流言，不过其实没有。

And so we invited three of our lady gang members, Tori, Heather, and Caitlin to come on the podcast and discuss the nastiness, the rumors that no.

开玩笑的。

Just kidding.

关于怀孕的真相，以及她们的感受、需要什么、希望提前知道什么。

The the truth about pregnancy and sort of how they're feeling, what they need, what they wish they knew.

在正式介绍这几位女孩之前，我想说，当我们发出邀请时，说：‘嘿，Lady Gang，你们怀孕了吗？’

And I just wanna say before we introduce the girls officially, when we put out the prompt to say, hey, Lady Gang, are you pregnant?

如果你想上节目，就发这封邮件。

Like, write this email if you wanna come on the podcast.

我当时就想：‘原来你们都躲在这儿呢。’

I was like, oh, that's where you guys have been.

你们现在全都怀孕了。

You're all pregnant right now.

我们真该给Lady Gang的成员们办个联合婴儿派对。

Literally, we need to have a joint baby shower for the Lady Gang members.

第一天就有大约四五十人发邮件过来，我根本忙不过来。

There was probably 40 to 50 people that emailed in the first day and I couldn't get to all of you.

真的很抱歉，Tori、Heather和Caitlin只是其中的幸运儿。

Like I literally sorry that Tori, Heather, and Caitlin are the k types.

他们是最先回复的，我只是按照回复邮件的顺序来安排的。

They were first and I literally just went in the order on which people responded to the email.

所以如果你在手机上最先发了邮件，你就入选了。

So like if you're on your phone and you emailed first, you're in.

我想对所有发邮件的人表示感谢，我们其实可以做一百期这样的节目。

And I just wanna say thanks to everyone who emailed like we could do a 100 of these.

好的。

Okay.

首先，我们来认识一下托里。

So first up, we're going to meet Tori.

托里看起来现在可能在上班，或者在她的家庭办公室里。

Tori looks like she's maybe at work right now or in her home office.

托里，你是谁？

Tori, who are you?

你来自哪里？

Where are you from?

你多大了？

How old are you?

你听Lady Gang多久了？

How long have you been listening to Lady Gang?

你怀孕多久了？

And how pregnant are you?

好的。

Okay.

我会尽量记住这些。

I'll try and remember all of that.

我叫托里。

My name's Tori.

我住在北卡罗来纳州的罗利。

I live in Raleigh, North Carolina.

33岁。

33 years old.

今天我怀孕十四周了，所以顺利度过了第一个孕期。

I am fourteen weeks pregnant today, so I have made it out of the first trimester.

你简直无法想象，我现在的感受。

You wouldn't believe it, by the way I feel.

我从记事起就一直在听Lady Gang。

And I've been listening to Lady Gang as long as I can remember.

我们太喜欢了。

We love it.

这是你的第一次怀孕吗？

Is this your first pregnancy?

是的。

It is.

恭喜你。

Congrats.

哦，第一个孩子。

Oh, first baby.

好的。

Okay.

海瑟，同样的问题。

Heather, same questions.

好的。

Alright.

我叫海瑟。

My name is Heather.

我住在加拿大。

I live in Canada.

哦，哪里？

Oh, where?

就在那儿。

At that.

哦。

Oh.

我住在渥太华附近，一个非常小的城镇。

I'm kind of near Ottawa, like a very small town.

我现在在一家汽车经销商这儿买一辆小型货车，因为我马上要养太多孩子了，我的SUV已经装不下了，这简直太合适了。

I'm at a car dealership right now buying a minivan because I'm about to have too many kids for my SUV, which is, like, so fitting.

所以这不是我的办公室。

So this is not my office.

太棒了。

Best.

我今年36岁。

And I this is I I'm 36.

这是我第五次怀孕。

This is my fifth pregnancy.

是的。

Yeah.

我有两个孩子。

I have two kids.

我经历过两次流产，现在又怀了双胞胎，简直太疯狂了。

I've had two miscarriages and I am pregnant with twins right now, which is just bananas.

天哪。

Oh my gosh.

我的天。

Oh my god.

你马上就要

You are gonna

这就是我生活的混乱状态。

This is the chaos that is my life.

但你的头发看起来真好看。

But your hair looks so good.

我特意为你弄的。

I did it for you, especially.

谢谢你。

Thank you

太多了。

so much.

所以你应该注意到了。

And so that you should notice.

嗯嗯。

Mhmm.

好的。

Okay.

凯特琳，同样的问题。

Caitlin, same questions.

好的。

Okay.

我的名字是凯特琳。

So my name is Caitlin.

我住在华盛顿特区大都会区。

I live in the Washington DC Metro Area.

所以就在附近。

So in and around.

我33岁。

I'm 33.

这是我的第一次怀孕，我现在大约18周半。

This is my first pregnancy and I am about eighteen and a half weeks long.

所以我正处于孕中期的开始阶段。

So I'm like in the beginning of the second trimester.

终于开始回到正常生活了，我想。

So finally starting to come back to the land of the living, I guess.

天哪。

Oh my god.

好的。

Okay.

好了，姑娘们，你们说吧。

Well, girls jump in.

贝卡，哦，我现在把话筒给你。

Becca, you oh, I'll open the floor to you.

第一个问题。

First question.

好的。

Okay.

在怀孕之前，你希望知道什么？

What do you wish you knew before getting pregnant?

海瑟，你生过不止一次，对你第一次怀孕来说，你最希望提前知道的是什么？

And we can Heather, who's done this more than once, for that first pregnancy of yours, what was your the thing you wish you had known going into it?

我觉得，对我来说，所有事情都像是怀孕的征兆。

I think, like, for me, it's like everything is a sign of pregnancy.

所以我不知道你们有没有这种感觉，但只要你有任何不适，一搜谷歌，就会发现那也是怀孕的征兆。

So I don't know if you guys find this, but, like, any ailment you have, if you Google it, that is a sign.

因为你在怀孕啊。

Like, it's because you're pregnant.

所以前几天我身上起了荨麻疹，还觉得阴道好像要掉出来一样，我就想：为什么会出现这种情况？

So I was, like, having hives the other day and was like, why do I have hives and my vagina feels like it's gonna fall out?

这两件事结合起来，可能是因为怀孕了，可能需要医疗关注，但也可能完全正常。

And it was like, those two things combined are because you're pregnant and you might need medical attention, but it might also be totally normal.

任何事情都可能是怀孕的表现。

It's like anything anything is fair game.

好的。

Okay.

这没什么帮助。

That's not helpful.

唔唔。

Mm-mm.

不对。

No.

好吧。

Okay.

托里，你呢？

Tori, what about you?

我以为我能有更多时间告诉别人，但工作上的人猜出来了，因为我病得太厉害，再也藏不住了。

I think that I thought I was gonna have more time to tell people than I did, but work guessed it because I was so sick that I couldn't hide it anymore.

所以发生了一件事，我老板突然拐进办公室，发现我躺在地板上，躲在桌子底下，因为我实在吃不下东西、抬不起头，也动不了。

So it was one of those things, my boss came around the corner in this office, found me on the floor, laying underneath the desk because I was like, I can't keep food down, I can't keep my head up and I can't leave.

那时候我大概才六周左右。

And then I think I was like six weeks at that point.

然后我就说：大家惊喜一下，我怀孕了。

And I was like, surprise everybody, I'm pregnant.

所以我根本没想到事情会这么突然。

So didn't know it This was gonna be that

所以我总觉得孕早期就应该有产假。

is why I feel like there should be a maternity leave during a first trimester.

我知道这要求你很早就告诉大家你怀孕了，但我真的觉得，让女性硬撑十二周甚至更久，简直是天大的荒谬。

I know that that would require you telling people that you're pregnant early, but I really do think that it is the biggest load of bullshit that women have to walk around for, like, twelve plus weeks, sometimes more.

我妹妹每天三次在办公桌下的垃圾桶里呕吐，同时还要当律师。

And my sister was barfing into the trash can under her desk three times a day and being a lawyer.

我觉得这里一定得有个解决办法。

I'm like, there has to be a solution here.

我们把人送上了太空去唱歌。

We we sent people up in space to sing.

据说如此。

Allegedly.

不是的。

No.

这真的太真实了。

It's so true.

所以，托里，你是什么时候知道自己怀孕的？

So when did you Tori, when did you know you were pregnant?

你是什么时候开始变得这么难受的？

And when did you know when did you start getting so sick?

我知道得很清楚，我确切知道我怀孕的那一刻。

I knew well, I knew exactly when I got pregnant.

那是我正好在使用Natural Cycles的时候。

It was one of those I was actually using Natural Cycles.

所以，你知道的，这是有赞助的。

So, you know, sponsored.

但一知道怀孕，我就开始恶心了，接着我想，好吧，我得告诉丈夫，然后天哪，我得取消所有这些计划。

But as soon as I knew, I started getting sick, and then it was, okay, I'm gonna tell my husband, and then, my gosh, I have to cancel all of these plans.

我想我得告诉这些亲密的朋友。

I guess I have to tell these close friends.

现在我在工作中都晕倒了。

And then now I'm passing out at work.

关于工作的一件有趣的事是，我们公司对面有一家寿司店。

And the funny thing about work was we have a sushi place across the street.

所以我的老板说，那时候我大概是七周，或者说六周左右。

And so my boss goes, I was like seven weeks, I guess six weeks at this point.

他说：‘你想去吃寿司吗？’

He goes, you wanna go get sushi?

我说：‘我直接慌了。’

And I said, I just panicked.

我当时想：‘我现在可能吃不了寿司。’

I was like, I don't think I can eat sushi right now.

我觉得寿司可能不太合我的口味。

I'm not sure that's in my, like, palate.

他问：‘你是不是怀孕了？’

And he was like, are you pregnant?

那种感觉，确实就是我现在的感受。

And it just, that's kinda how I feel.

哦

Oh

天哪。

my god.

好的。

Okay.

凯特琳，你在怀孕前最希望知道的是什么？

Caitlin, what do you wish you knew before you jumped into the pregnancy?

是的。

Yeah.

从身体上来说，我原本以为孕吐就是真的会呕吐、生病，但实际上要严重得多，因为我几乎一直感觉恶心，而且这种感觉从不消失。

So physically, I guess I always thought morning sickness meant you actually, like, threw up and got sick, but it's actually so much worse because I literally just felt sick all the time, and it just didn't go away.

不像宿醉时那样，吐完之后就觉得好多了。

Like, it's not like when you're hungover and, like, you throw up and you're like, oh, okay.

现在好多了。

It's so much better now.

不是的。

No.

它就是会持续一整天。

It just, like, lasts the whole day.

嗯，也不总是全天都这样，但就是一直觉得恶心。

Well, not and not always the whole day, but, like, it was just, like, nausea.

并不一定真的会吐出来。

It wasn't necessarily, like, actually getting sick.

我想，如果提前知道这些，可能反而更糟，因为我根本不知道，这样反而更好。

I I think it's probably better I didn't know that going into it because I it was better I just didn't know.

但我觉得在心理上，我没意识到的是，你永远觉得自己不够成熟，没法怀孕生孩子。

But I think mentally, like, I what I didn't realize is, like, you just never feel old enough to, like, be pregnant and have a kid.

我都33岁了，却感觉自己像个少女妈妈。

I'm like, I'm 33, and I feel like I'm a teen mom.

我就想，好吧，我去医院。

I'm like, so I'm just gonna go to the hospital.

我要生孩子了，然后他们就让我把孩子带回家。

I'm gonna have a baby, and they're gonna, like, let me take it home.

开车都需要考驾照。

Like, to drive a car, you have to get driver's license.

找工作需要接受培训，但你只要去医院，他们就会说，好的。

To, like, do a job, you have to get training, but you just show it to hospital, and they're like, okay.

你可以把宝宝带回家。

You can take your baby home.

这对我来说太疯狂了。

Like, that's crazy to me.

所以我不确定。

So I don't know.

从心理上讲，我仍然觉得自己不够成熟，不可能成为别人的妈妈，但我知道这件事正在发生。

It's like mentally, I still don't feel like I'm old enough to that I'm gonna gonna be like someone's mom, but I know that it's happening.

所以我觉得，这是我直到真正怀孕后才意识到的感受。

So I think that was just something I didn't realize I would feel until I was, like, actually pregnant.

我一个月后就39岁了，但我还是这种感觉。

Well, I'm gonna be 39 in one month and I still feel that way.

我觉得自己太年轻了，还不该怀孕生孩子。

I'm like, am far too young to be getting pregnant and having a kid.

但后来我想，也许当你真正怀孕的时候，感觉会不一样，你会想：我们真的要这么做。

But then I thought maybe it would change like when you're actually pregnant, you're like, we're doing this.

所以我不确定，当你怀孕时还保持这种感觉，我该怎么看待这件事。

So I don't know how I feel about the fact that you still feel that way while you're pregnant.

这不适合我。

It's not for me.

也许对某些人来说是这样，但

Maybe for some people but

我觉得我不会改变这种感觉。

not I for think I'll feel the same.

直到福特两岁的时候，我才觉得差不多到两岁左右。

Till Ford was two years old I feel like around two.

现在我带着他到处走，我当然知道我是他妈妈，但可能因为我已经累得憔悴不堪了，在他生命的头两年，我记得带他去公园之类的地方时，总会想：别人会不会以为我是保姆或者临时看护？

Now I walk around with him and I'm I'm sure I obviously am his mother maybe because I'm so haggard and tired already but for the first two years of his life I remember being out at like parks and things and being like I wonder if people think I'm the nanny or like the babysitter.

或者姐姐。

Or the sister.

我是那个有钱的姑姑。

I'm the rich aunt.

太年轻了。

Just so young.

简直不敢相信。

Like, just can't believe

这真的是，我怎么已经有个孩子了？

this is this is like, how did I have a baby already?

我 barely

I barely

才来月经。

got my period.

不。

No.

等等，希瑟，

Wait, Heather,

你知道你怀的是双胞胎吗？还是流产后你做了试管婴儿？

did you know you were having twins or this was did you do like IVF after the miscarriages?

还是你先生了两个孩子，然后经历了两次流产？你的生育时间线是怎样的？

Or how was your you had the two babies first and then two miscarriages or what was your calendar?

对不起。

And sorry.

对于你的失去，我真的很抱歉。

I'm really sorry about your losses.

过去了，谢谢你。

Gone like thank you.

我已经经历过了，我有一个六岁和一个四岁的孩子。

I've gone so I have a six year old and a four year old.

所以我经历了：流产、流产，然后终于有了双胞胎。

So I went like baby miscarriage, baby miscarriage, babies.

没有做试管婴儿。

No IVF.

家里没有双胞胎。

No twins in the family.

我前两次怀孕都挺顺利的，但这次特别糟糕，从一开始我就感觉非常不舒服。

My first two pregnancies were fairly easy, and this one has been awful, and I was have been feeling awful since the beginning.

所以我有个预感，然后做了血液检查，检测了hCG水平，我的数值高得离谱。

So I had a hunch, and then you do blood work, and they test for your hCG levels, and my levels were, like, off the charts.

于是我想，好吧。

So then I was like, okay.

我觉得这里有点不对劲。

I feel like something's up here.

所以当我去做第一次超声波检查时，我一直在准备迎接坏消息。

So when I went to the first ultrasound, I I was, like, preparing for bad news again or something.

几乎一进门，超声波技师就说：有两个。

And almost immediately, the ultrasound tech was like, there's two.

你怀的是双胞胎。

You're having twins.

哦，他们是同卵双胞胎吗？

Oh, are they identical?

是的。

Yeah.

他们是同卵双胞胎女孩，而我还有两个儿子。

They're identical twin girls, and I have two boys.

所以还挺有趣的。

So it's kinda fun.

哦，这太令人兴奋了。

Oh, that's so exciting.

对。

Yeah.

等等。

Wait.

不过这挺可爱的。

That's cute, though.

你知道生一个孩子已经那么难了，现在又要生双胞胎，这不会让你感到害怕吗？

Does it freak you out knowing like, here's the thing, you're going into twins knowing how hard it was to have one baby.

这会让你害怕吗？还是你会想，哦，没关系，我已经准备好了，因为之前已经经历过一次了？

Does it freak you out or are you like, oh no, this is like, I'm I'm ready for this because you've been through it before.

我觉得这样更好。

I think it's better.

我是说，我更喜欢的是，我很高兴自己已经了解了做母亲会是什么样子。

Like, I prefer to like, I'm happy I know what to expect with motherhood.

我觉得如果双胞胎是你的第一个孩子，那肯定特别吓人。

I feel like if twins were your first, like, that's gotta be extra terrifying.

而且，我其实特别擅长应付混乱。

I also just, thrive in chaos.

所以我觉得我天生就是为这个而生的，虽然有点不幸，但我还是会享受其中的混乱。

So, like, I feel like I was meant for this, unfortunately, and and I'll enjoy the chaos of it.

我从来没想过我会有四个孩子，但我们现在就有了，而且我们肯定就到此为止了。

Never thought I'd have four kids, but here we are and we're definitely gonna end at four.

所以这会很令人兴奋。

So it'll be exciting.

海瑟，你会告诉托里、凯特琳和那些其他Lady Gang Prager的女性，关于分娩和之后头几周的什么建议呢？

What would you, Heather, tell Tori and Caitlin and all those other Lady Gang Prager women about the birth and then like the first few weeks?

比如，你希望提前知道什么？或者你希望提前买些什么？

Like what do you wish you had known or what wish you had bought?

有没有什么海瑟的独家建议，比如你可以说：‘一定要请个夜班护士’，或者‘一定要买这个特定的东西’，因为等你身体垮了之后，你就会想要这种尿布。

Like is there like a hot Heather tip that you can be like, sure you get a night nurse or make sure you get this specific thing because after your body's wrecked, you're gonna want this diaper.

到底是什么东西呢？

Like what is the thing?

是的。

Yeah.

我想我做了两次剖腹产，因为我的两个孩子都是臀位，所以我不得不做。

I think so I had two c sections because both my kids were breech, so I had to.

我以前非常反对剖腹产。

And I was so adamantly against a c section.

我当时甚至没想过如果我剖腹产该怎么办，因为我根本没打算剖腹产。

Like, it did I didn't even consider what we would do if I had a c section because like I wasn't gonna do that.

我有个朋友上周刚生了孩子，她说她原本制定了一个完美的分娩计划，比如放什么音乐、不做什么、也不做什么。

So and I had a friend give birth last week who, like, said, I had this whole perfectly planned birth plan, like, the music and, like, I'm not doing this and I'm not doing this.

但她却说，一旦真正进入分娩时刻，所有计划就全抛到九霄云外了。

And she's like, it just goes out the window once you're in the moment.

所以我觉得，保持灵活，给自己足够的宽容和空间很重要。

So I think, like, remaining flexible and, like, giving yourself so much grace.

我觉得我们很多人都给自己施加压力，一定要母乳喂养、事事亲力亲为。

I think a lot of us put pressure on ourselves to, like, breastfeed and, like, do everything ourselves.

但其实这些压力大多来自我们自己，我说这些话当然很容易。

And it's it's mostly just, like, pressure on ourselves, and it's very easy for me to say this.

我敢肯定，这次我还会像以前一样给自己施加巨大压力，但请干脆把计划表扔掉吧。

And I'm sure this time around, I'm gonna do the same thing and put all this pressure on myself, but just, like, throw away the playbook.

做任何你必须做的事，只为活下去。

Do what you gotta do to survive.

这只是一个阶段。

It it's a season.

这段时期终会过去，之后你会有一个蹒跚学步的孩子，面临一整套全新的挑战。

It's gonna end, and then you're gonna have a toddler and have, like, a whole new set of challenges.

这永远不会结束。

It never ends.

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今天我们谈论的是一个影响半数人口、但学校却从未真正教过我们的主题——我们的荷尔蒙。

Today, we're talking about something that somehow affects half the population, but we're never really taught about in school, our hormones.

因此，像Natural Cycles这样的工具实际上很有帮助，因为它不仅仅是记录月经周期。

So this is where something like Natural Cycles is actually helpful because it's not just about tracking your period.

它真正向您展示您所处的生理阶段以及身体的反应，这简直是我们多年前就应该获得的教育。

It's actually showing you what phase you're in and how your body is behaving, which honestly feels like the kind of education that we should have gotten years ago.

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You gotta love a good hair day.

当你的头发感觉健康时，你的状态也会不一样。

When your hair feels healthy, you show up differently.

你会更自信、更放松。

You're more confident, more relaxed.

你的头发成了少一件烦心事，拥有闪亮丰盈的美丽秀发能让我们更有自信。

Your hair becomes one less thing and having beautiful hair that just is shiny and full makes us feel confident.

Nutrafol从内而外地支持头发健康，随着时间推移带来你可见可感的效果。

Nutrafol supports hair health from within, working over time to deliver results that you can see and feel.

我知道你们一直听我们聊Nutrafol。

I know that you've heard us talk about Nutrafol forever.

这绝对值得，我跟你说，你把钱花在Nutrafol上，每天晚饭后睡前吃四粒，它会从内而外地让你长出一头美丽的秀发，大概需要三到六个月，之后你就所向披靡了。

It is worth it and I'll tell you, you spend the money on the Nutrafol, you take four every night before you go to sleep after dinner and it's literally like you get from within this beautiful head of hair grows, takes like three, six months and then you're unstoppable.

然后你就可以戴所有可爱的帽子了。

Then you can wear all the cute hats.

你也可以佩戴所有可爱的配饰。

You can wear all the cute accessories.

你可以尝试所有可爱的发型。

You can try all the cute hairstyles.

你觉得自己更年轻了。

You feel younger.

你觉得自己更有活力了。

You feel more vibrant.

这真的超级有效。

Like it really freaking works.

所以，想要在三到六个月内拥有更浓密、更强韧、生长更快的头发，Nutrafol正在为我们的Lady Gang听众提供首月订阅立减10美元并免运费。

So for thicker, stronger, faster growing hair in three to six months, Nutrafol is offering our Lady Gang listeners $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping.

当你访问 nutrafol.com 并输入我们的促销码 LGPOD。

When you visit nutrafol.com and enter our promo code LGPOD.

就是 nutrafol.com，拼写为 nutrafol.com，促销码 LGPOD。

That's nutrafol.com spelled, nutrafol.com, promo code LGPOD.

嗨，Lady Gang。

Hi, Lady Gang.

我是杰克。

It's Jack.

如果你现在正在收听并且喜欢 Lady Gang，那你一定熟悉我们毫无保留的对话。

So if you're listening right now and you love the Lady Gang, you know our unfiltered conversations.

也许我们会有点疯疯癫癫的。

Maybe we get a little bit unhinged.

如果你还没听说过，你一定会喜欢我的另一个播客。

You're gonna love my other podcast if you haven't heard about it.

它叫《第一度》，和 Lady Gang 有点不同，但我认为是更好的那种。

It's called the first degree, and it's a little bit different from Lady Gang, but I think in the best way.

每期节目，我们都会通过与案件有直接关联的人的视角来讲述真实犯罪故事。

So every episode, we tell true crime stories through the lens of somebody who is actually connected to the case.

我指的是朋友、邻居、同学，那些在全世界其他人之前就知晓内情的人。

I'm talking friends, neighbors, classmates, somebody who knew what was happening before the rest of the world did.

这很感人。

It's emotional.

这太疯狂了。

It's wild.

这深深体现了人性。

It's deeply human.

我们为它投入了大量精力，有时它会让你彻夜难眠。

We put so much work into it, and sometimes it will keep you up at night.

我不骗你。

I'm not gonna lie.

所以，如果你喜欢深入探究、阴谋论，或者对真实犯罪感兴趣，欢迎来《第一度》和我一起交流。

So if you love a good deep dive or a conspiracy theory or if you're just into true crime, come hang out with me over at The First Degree.

只需在你收听播客的任何平台搜索《The First Degree》，我在那里等你。

Just search The First Degree wherever you get your podcasts, and I will see you there.

《The Lady Gang》。

The Lady Gang.

杰克，作为即将成为父母的人，你想问什么？

Jack, what do you wanna ask as a maybe having a baby to be?

嗯，这个问题，我不是说它最感人，但就在我们聊天的时候，我突然想到：你的身体最奇怪的经历是什么？那种你没在书里读过、也没在TikTok上见过的——我知道，比如体液、骨骼的奇怪运动之类的。

Well, the question, I mean, this is not the most like poignant question, but it was what I was thinking about just as we're all talking, but like, what is the weirdest thing that your body is have done that like you didn't read about in or hear about on TikTok or like, I know, like, there's fluids and weird movements of bones and all that kind of stuff.

比如，有没有哪件事让你忍不住想：这到底是什么情况？

Like, what's one thing that you're like, oh, what the hell is even going on?

是的。

Yeah.

凯特琳，你先说。

Caitlin, let's start with you.

身体会经历的奇怪事情真的太多了。

There's, like, so many weird things that just, like, happen to your body.

我想先说一下，这听起来可能有点吓人，但最后一切都好起来了。

So I guess I'll talk this, like, sounds scary just to preface it, but, like, it all ends up okay.

但几个月前我在上班时，刚做了试管婴儿。

But I was at work a few months ago, and so I I did IVF.

当时我在上班，突然感觉有液体流出。

And so I was at work, and then all of a sudden, felt, like, fluid.

于是我去了洗手间。

And I went to the bathroom.

发现流了很多血。

Was, like, bleeding a lot.

我立刻想：天啊。

And immediately, I was like, oh my god.

这可能是最坏的情况了。

This is the worst case scenario.

我该去急诊室吗？

Like, should I go to the ER?

于是我联系了诊所，他们说：‘如果没到浸透一片卫生巾的程度，那应该就没问题。’

And, like, I reached out to my clinic, and they're like, oh, well, if it's not, like, you know, soaking a pad, then, like, you should be okay.

你可以明天来，但别太担心了。

Well, you can come in tomorrow, but, like, don't try not to worry about it.

我当时就想：这太疯狂了。

And I was like, well, that's crazy.

你们怎么能不让我马上去医院呢？

Like, how are you not gonna tell me to come in?

我立刻以为是最坏的情况，结果发现是绒毛膜下血肿，这其实非常常见，尤其是在试管婴儿妊娠中，特别普遍，我之前根本不知道，因为胚胎着床的方式就是这样。

Like, I immediately thought it was the worst, but it turns out it was subchorionic hematoma which is like super normal and like very common and it happens especially in IVF pregnancies it's super super common and I didn't know that because just like the way it implants and everything.

但我又想，可能不知道反而更好，因为如果我知道，肯定会一直担心，但后来我去检查了，宝宝一切正常。

But I but again, I think it's probably better I didn't know because, like, I would have been anticipating it, but, like, I went and, like, everything was fine with the baby.

他们说：是的。

They're like, yeah.

你只是有个绒毛膜下血肿。

You just have a subchorionic hematoma.

它会自己愈合。

It will heal itself.

而且它真的愈合了。

And it did.

所以，我觉得重要的是要知道，你总是在流行文化里看到这种情况，然后想：天哪。

So, like, I think it's important to know that, like, you always see it in, like, pop culture and be like, oh my god.

我以为自己要流产了，有时候确实如此，但就我的具体情况而言，并不一定就是那样。

I'm having a miscarriage, which sometimes it you know, that is the case, but at least in my specific scenario, it wasn't necessarily that.

所以我觉得重要的是，当身体出现这种奇怪状况时，尽量别恐慌，因为它可能根本不是最糟糕的情况。

So I think it's important to know that, like, just try not to panic when, like, weird things like that happen to your body because it may not necessarily be the worst thing.

它可能只是一种你根本不知道竟然会发生的非常普遍的现象。

It may be something that's super common that you have no idea is actually a thing.

所以，哇。

So Wow.

等等。

Wait.

我其实很喜欢这一点。

I love that, actually.

这是很好的建议。

That's great advice.

是的。

Yeah.

那确实很可怕，但我也几乎庆幸自己经历了这一切，因为我想，好吧。

It was it was scary, but it was, like, I'm almost glad I went through it because I was like, okay.

我最坏的设想其实并不对，是的。

My worst case scenario mine was not right in Yeah.

那种情况。

That scenario.

对。

Yeah.

哦，这太真实了。

Oh, that's so true.

托里，你呢？

Tori, what about you?

那奇怪的是什么？

What is the weirdness?

我的情况是，我觉得我不该去追求那个，因为凯特琳的做法实际上很有帮助。

Mine's little I feel like I shouldn't go after that because Caitlin, that was, like, actually helpful.

我的是

Mine was

我欢迎

I Welcome

加入女魔头们。

to the Lady Gangers.

总得有人当凯尔蒂。

Someone has to be the Kelty.

不必

Doesn't have

要有帮助。

to be helpful.

是的。

Yeah.

所以，Kelty，这种事会发生在你身上，但我去了一个女孩的家。

So Kelty, this would happen to you, but I go to this girl's house.

这是一次工作会议。

It's a work meeting.

我从事政策工作，所以一切都非常正式。

I work in policy, so everything's very buttoned up.

这次没那么正式。

This was a little bit less buttoned up.

所以我想，好吧，我就穿条运动裤和T恤之类的吧。

And so I was like, okay, I'll just kind of wear sweatpants and a t shirt or whatever.

然后我突然感到非常恶心。

And so all of a sudden I got really nauseous.