105. 布莱顿边缘艺术节播客第2期（与亚历克斯、保罗和莫兹合播）

我教它们如何说标准的台词，还指导它们出演一些没人来看的节目。

I teach them how to speak proper, and I teach them, I direct them in, shows that no one comes to see.

所以你听到的这种奇怪的胡言乱语，其实是一种幽默的闲聊。

So this this kind of weird nonsense that you're hearing is, it's again sort of a humorous banter.

对吧？

Right?

你这么说到底是什么意思？

What do you really mean by that?

我喜欢把它称为胡言乱语。

I like to refer to it as gibberish.

好的。

Okay.

所以这个节目主要都是胡言乱语。

So the show is mostly gibberish.

我不同意。

I don't agree.

我认为你的节目其实有一个故事，讲的是一个男人和一个气球之间的爱情，对吧？

I think I think your show has got a story, basically, and it's it's about the love between a man and a balloon, isn't it?

没错。

True.

确实如此。

It's very true.

它讲述的是一个男人吹起气球的故事，以及这个男人和气球之间的关系。

It it's it's about a man who inflates a balloon, and it's about the about the relationship between the man and the balloon.

在半小时里，他们逐渐相互喜欢、相互憎恨，最后彼此尊重。

And over half an hour, they come to to like each other, hate each other, and then respect each other.

然后有一个激动人心的结局。

And then there's a big exciting ending.

我认为结局是以一个令人满意的爆点收场的。

It ends, I believe, with a a satisfying bang.

是的。

Yes.

当然。

Absolutely.

它已经在一些网站上获得了评价。

It's been reviewed on on websites and stuff.

一个令人满意的结尾，我认为这是个不错的评价，你觉得呢？

A satisfying bang at the end, which I think is a good review, don't you think?

是的。

Yes.

我满足于这样的结局。

I'd settle for that.

对。

Yeah.

我想我们都愿意接受一个令人满意的结尾。

I I think we'd all settle for a satisfying bang.

还有那只鹦鹉。

And the parakeet.

还有那只鹦鹉。

With the parakeet.

威。

Wee.

好吧。

Okay.

所以我想继续谈谈你与英语的关系，因为显然我的所有听众都对这个感兴趣。

So I I want to move on and talk about your relationship with the English language, actually, because obviously all my listeners are interested in that.

那么，你会如何描述你与英语的关系？

So how would you describe your relationship with the English language?

这可能是个很大的问题，保罗。

It's quite a big question, perhaps, Paul.

嗯，我认为作为喜剧演员，我们所做的大部分事情都涉及我们所说的话。

Well, I think as comedians, the majority of what we do involves what we say.

也有肢体喜剧演员。

There are physical comedians.

正如亚历克斯所说，我本人也比较注重肢体表现。

As Alex says, I'm I'm quite physical.

我经常使用面部表情。

I use facial expressions.

莫兹本人则使用气球、飞虫、绞索以及其他类似的道具。

Moz, himself, uses, balloons and and flies and and nooses and other such equipment.

很多道具。

Lots of props.

但你知道，显然我们需要通过语言来传达大量内容，并让观众发笑。

But, you know, obviously, we have to convey a lot of what we're trying to say and make people laugh through our words.

所以我会说，我们所有人都与英语保持着良好的使用关系。

So I'd say we've all got a a good working relationship with the English language.

是吗？

Yeah?

我的意思是，除非我们学会另一种语言并拒绝说英语，否则我们根本无法摆脱与英语的这种关系。

I mean, it's not like a we we can really opt out of this relationship we have with the English language unless we learn another language and then refuse to speak English.

我们某种程度上被英语困住了。

It's kind of we're we're stuck with the English language.

真的无处可逃。

There there's no escape, really.

我的意思是，你必须使用英语才能实现你的目标。

I mean, you have to use English in order to achieve your aim.

我不会说其他语言，所以其实没什么选择。

Well, I I don't speak any other languages, so I don't really have a of choice.

我可以做我的，但我更喜欢说话。

I could do mine, but I I prefer to talk.

为什么作为英国人，我们不学其他语言呢，Moz？

Why is it that, as English people, we don't speak other languages, Moz?

我认为我们只是对英语曾经是最主导语言这一事实变得有点懒惰了。

I think we have just become slightly too lazy with the fact that English used to be, like, the most dominant language.

因此，当我们出国时，往往只学点基础，其余的都用英语来弥补。

Therefore, we when we go abroad, we tend to learn just the basics and cover the rest of the language in English.

比如我们出国时会说：我能吃点薯条吗？

Like, we go abroad to go, I can I have some chips?

所以你会说英语，对吧？

So your English you speak English, don't you?

约翰尼，何塞？

Johnny, Jose?

喂，何塞，过来一下。

Oi, Jose, come here.

给我拿些薯条来。

Get get me some chips.

是的。

Yeah.

你对这种我们不讲其他语言的情况感到内疚吗？

Do you feel guilty about this thing that we don't speak other languages?

我觉得让人感到内疚的是，当你出国时，甚至不只是出国，当你遇到其他国家的年轻人或青少年时，他们可能来这儿度假，或者参加暑期学校，嗯。

I think I think what brings the guilt in is the fact that when you go abroad or not even when go abroad, when you meet young adults, teenagers of other countries, and they they come over here maybe on holiday, maybe on summer school Mhmm.

而且他们的英语说得非常好。

And and they speak very good English.

是的。

Yeah.

当你问他们的时候，这并不是因为他们不够努力，而是他们觉得有必要掌握第二语言。

And and you when you question them, it's it's not something it's almost that they haven't worked hard at.

他们只是觉得需要掌握一门外语。

It's just something that they feel they need a second language.

在某些情况下，你会遇到一些西班牙人，他们能流利地说法语和英语，然后他们问你是否会说其他语言。

In certain cases, you meet people who are Spanish, who can speak fluent French and English, and then they ask you if you can speak any other language.

而你却做不到，这显得很可笑，也很尴尬。

And you do it it's a silly thing, and it's awful.

我认为英国的问题在于，你必须学习一门必修语言。

I think the trouble in England is that you learn a compulsory language.

我可能错了，但当我上学时，必须学法语或德语。

I could be wrong, but when I went to school, you had to learn either French or German.

因为你必须学，反而失去了兴趣。学习另一种语言本来是很令人兴奋的，但因为是强制性的，你就只是失去了兴趣。

And because you had to, it took away because it is quite exciting learning another language, but because you had to, because it it was compulsory, you just you just lost interest.

对。

Right.

我觉得现在不再是强制性的了，我觉得。

I think now it's not compulsory anymore, I think.

我不确定。

I'm not sure.

我不确定。

I'm not sure.

亚历克斯，你是不是想说什么？

Alex, were you about to say something?

是的。

Yeah.

我想说，很多英国人不擅长多种语言，部分原因是因为很多人会说英语，比如正在听这个播客的人。

I was gonna say, I think that's, a lot of the problem with the reason why English people don't speak as many languages partly because lots of people speak English, like the people listening to this podcast.

大家好，听众朋友们。

Hello, listeners.

你好。

Hello.

不过，我觉得这 partly 是教学方式的问题，我认为这个国家的孩子们应该在小学阶段就开始学习一门语言，嗯。

And but, yeah, I think it's partly the the teaching, and I think children in this country should learn a language when they're at primary school Mhmm.

你知道的，五岁到十一岁之间。

You know, between the ages of five and 11.

我觉得让他们学习语言会很有好处。

I think that'd be good for them to to to learn.

等他们升入中学时，他们的语言水平会比 otherwise 更高，因为中学阶段是从十一岁到十六岁。

And then when they get to secondary school, their their level of language will be more advanced than it would be otherwise because when they get to secondary school, which is from eleven to sixteen

是的。

Yeah.

他们

They are

直奔主题吧。

Get to the point.

关键是，他们等到年纪已经不小了才从零开始学。

Well, the the point is that they learn from scratch when when they're already quite old.

是的。

Yes.

而且我觉得学校非常无聊。

And and it's also I I found school very boring.

真的吗？

Really?

所以我根本不想学。

So I didn't really wanna learn.

但我语言天赋不错。

I was good at languages.

我本来成绩很好，但后来决定什么都不做。

I was I was getting a's, but then I decided to to do no work.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

为什么？

Why?

因为我可以逃避什么都不做。

Because I could get away of doing nothing.

你就可以只是逃避

You could just get away with

这就是英国人的思维方式。

Well, that's the English mentality.

如果你能逃避什么都不做，那你就这么做。

If you can get away of doing nothing, then then you do.

你的意思是，你认为英国人本质上都是懒惰的吗？

Do you mean do you think that we're fundamentally lazy people in English?

是的。

Yeah.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

不。

No.

我觉得我们英国人确实挺懒的。

I think we're quite lazy speakers.

奥运会即将来临的时候，新闻里播过一个有趣的报道，他们采访了两组学生，一组在伦敦，一组在中国。

There was an interesting piece on the news when the Olympics was coming out, and they went to two lots of students, one in London and one in China.

他们采访了那些十五六岁的英国学生，问他们毕业后想做什么？

And they spoke to the English students who were, like, 15, 16, and said, what do you want to be when you leave school?

英国学生的回答几乎是原话。

And the English students went this is almost verbatim.

他们说：‘你了解我，了解我，真的知道我们想做什么。’

They said, you were me know me know really know what we we wanna do.

那种语言非常奇怪，有点儿特别，真的很奇怪。

It was kind of very strong kind of kind of kind of really weird language.

而他们去采访了中国的学生，发现他们的英语非常地道。

Whereas they went to the students in China, and their English was impeccable.

但他们真的吗？

But they really?

他们的英语比他们的课程还要好。

Their English was better the better than their hours.

真的如此。

Really was.

他们知道如何清晰地发音。

They knew how to enunciate properly.

我认为在某种程度上，我们这里发生的是英国式的自我贬低。

I think that we're to an extent here, what we've got going on is British self deprecation.

我不同意。

I I disagree.

我的意思是，我本来想说的是，我学过法国的GCSE法语，然后在英国继续上了更高一级的法语课程。

I mean, what I was gonna say was I I studied French GCSE, and then I went on to do the next level of education in England, is a level French.

之后我还继续学了下去。

And I went on after that.

在学完高级法语后，我参加了一个专门针对商务法语的课程。

After doing a level French, I I took a a course that was specifically for French for business.

那你懂法语吗，保罗？

You speak French then, Paul?

不懂。

No.

这正是我想说的。

What what That's my point.

到底发生了什么？

What happened?

不。

No.

这正是我的意思。

That's my point.

我是说，我今年36岁，所以早就离开了。

I mean, I'm I'm 36, so I left

我最后一次获得外语资格是在19岁的时候。

my last my last, qualification in a foreign language was when I was, 19.

尽管按照英国教育体系，我拥有相当全面的资格，但我能做的最多就是，你知道的，我们有一本我相信在座每个人都熟悉的法语教材，叫《Tricolore》。

And even though I'd had an extensive qualification according to English education system, the most I could do is, you know, we had a book that I'm sure everyone around this table is familiar with, a textbook for French called tricolour.

是的。

Yeah.

拉拉·拉罗谢尔。

Lara Larochelle.

拉罗谢尔。

Larochelle.

特里谢尔。

Trichelle.

经过五六年法语教育后，我唯一能做的就是去拉罗谢尔，问屠夫有没有肉。

All I could do by the end of, like, five or six years of French, education is go to Larochelle and ask the butcher if he had some meat.

我并没有夸大其词。

And and I'm not I'm not over exaggerating.

我们在这里学习语言的方式，当我们真的想表现出兴趣并学习一门语言时，教学方式是这样的

The way that we are taught when when we do want to show an interest and we do take a language, the way it's taught over here is

是的。

Yeah.

确实很差。

It's pretty poor.

非常基础。

Pretty basic.

我记得我们当时用的那本法语教材，特里科尔。

I remember trickle or the French the French textbook, which we all used.

亚历克斯太年轻了，所以他没用过特里克尔。

Alex is too young, so he didn't use trickle or.

但特里克尔基本上是一本用来学法语的教材。

But trickle or was basically a textbook which allowed you to learn French.

整本书的背景设在一个法国城市，一个叫拉罗谢尔的小镇，位于大西洋沿岸。

The whole thing was set in a French city, a town called, which is on the Atlantic Coast.

我去过那里。

I've been too.

我去过，你去过吗？

I've been You've been there?

你去过那里吗？

You've been there?

在我们学习这本教材的过程中，所有课程里的角色在整个书中都是同一群人。

And during as we studied from the course book, all of the characters in all the lessons were the same characters throughout the whole book.

所以有让-玛丽、文森特、让-保罗，还有其他一些角色。

So there was, like, Jean Marie, Vincent, Jean Paul, and and all these other characters.

而且据我回忆，大部分课程都涉及在街上拦住某人，问他们游泳池在哪里。

And they all most of the lessons, as far as I remember, involved stopping someone in the street and asking them if they could tell us where the swimming pool was.

是的。

Yes.

所以不知为何，我们只听过

So for some reason We we only ever listened

因为正如你可能从卢克的播客中了解到的，'pissine' 听起来有点像 'pissine'。

to because as you're probably aware from Luke's podcast about swearing, pissine sounds a bit like pissine.

对。

Yeah.

所以这就像是你在游泳池里撒尿。

So it's like you wee in the toy in the swimming pool.

所以是撒尿。

So Pissing.

游泳池。

Swimming pool.

在学校里，我们觉得‘pissing’特别好笑。

And pissing was very funny for us at school.

所有孩子都会笑，而老师则会生气。

All the kids would laugh, and the teacher would get pissed off.

而且

And

哦，不错。

Oh, nice.

是的。

Yeah.

另一个词是‘银行’，发音像‘bonk’。

And the the other word was was the word for bank, which Bonk.

Bonk。

Bonk.

而‘bonk’是另一个表示性行为的词。

And bonk is another word that means to have sex.

对吧？

Right?

所以是通奸。

So Fornicate.

或者像我们昨天学的那样，通奸。

Or to fornicate as we learned yesterday.

我的意思是，当你去拉罗谢尔的时候，你有没有遇到我们课程中提到的那些人？

So, I mean, I I did when you went to La Rochelle, did you meet any of these people that we learned about in our course?

但是你见到文森特了吗？

But did you meet Vincent?

我可能见过。

I may have done.

我不熟悉那本教材。

I'm not familiar with the with the textbook.

你有没有问过别人游泳池在哪里？

Did you ask anyone where the swimming pool was?

没有。

No.

因为我对语言有点懒惰的另一个原因是，我妈妈法语说得非常好。

Because there's another reason why I'm slightly lazy with with languages is my mom speaks very good French.

所以，你知道，当我们全家度假时，她都会负责所有交流。

So, you know, when we're on a family holiday, she'd do all the talking.

妈妈负责所有交流？

Mom did all the talking?

是的。

Yes.

好的。

Okay.

所以你就只是听着。

So you just sort of listened

然后对。

and Yeah.

你有想过喜剧吗？

Thought about comedy, probably?

我真的不记得当时在想什么了。

I I can't I can't remember what I was really thinking about at the time.

也许吧，我不知道。

Maybe I I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

也许是足球。

Maybe football

变形金刚和女士的裤子。

Transformers and ladies bottoms.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yes.

我期望如此。

I expect to.

是的。

Yeah.

好的。

Okay.

我们看看。

Let's see.

如果各位不介意的话，我想直接进入我们最后一个话题。

I'd like to just move on to our final topic, if that's alright with you, gentlemen.

我们。

We.

下一个话题是关于前往另一种文化的经验。

And that the next topic is all about experiences of going to another culture.

所以，显然，学习语言的听众很大程度上是在学习文化，学习英语就是了解文化。

So, obviously, listeners learning a language is lots about culture, learning about English is about culture.

很多听这个节目的人来到英国或美国等地学习。

A lot of the people who are listening to this come to The UK or America or something to learn.

那我们来看看。

So let's see.

首先，你有没有去过另一个国家生活过？

Have you ever been to have you ever lived in another country, first of all?

谁先来？

Who's gonna go first?

没有。

No.

保罗也没有。

No from Paul.

简短地说。

Briefly.

是的。

Yeah.

简短地说。

Briefly.

在奥地利住过一段时间，哦，是的。

Lived in Austria for a little while Oh, yeah.

这很棒。

Which is great.

在山里，就像海蒂一样。

In in the mountains, like, just like Heidi.

《海蒂》是一部来自奥地利的电视剧。

Heidi was a TV show from Austria.

你可能知道。

You might know.

原著小说也是。

Book as well.

是的。

Yeah.

我花很多时间挤山羊奶，梳理它们的毛发，然后把毛纺成毛衣，冬天特别保暖，尤其是特别冷的时候。

I spend a lot of time milking goats and brush brush in their mane, and then you kind of weave it together into a jumper, which is good for winter, for when you get really cold.

然后

And then

我觉得有点抱歉。

I feel I feel like sorry.

每当有人说一些不太真实的话，我觉得挺搞笑的，我就想发出点声音。

I feel like whenever someone is saying something that's not really true, that's kind of funny, I should make a noise.

但这种声音意味着有点调皮的行为在发生。

But that noise means that there's some sort of Naughtyness going.

调皮？这倒是真的。

Naughty That's true.

那种不完全真实的搞笑。

Funny funniness that's not completely true.

所以继续说吧，莫兹。

So carry on, Moz.

如果你是听众，听到这个声音，那就意味着那并不是完全真实的。

And if you hear listeners, if you hear this sound, it means that that's not completely true.

这只是为了好笑。

It's just meant to be funny.

继续吧。

So go on.

接着说。

Carry on.

奥地利。

Austria.

就在那里，我创立了自己的宗教，叫做摩西教，人们每天都会出来崇拜我，因为我本质上就是太阳。

And it was there I set up my own religion, which is called mosism, where people would come out every day and worship me because I am essentially the sun.

我就是对的。

I'm I'm that right.

好的。

Okay.

还记得我之前说过的Moz与真相的关系吗？

Remember what I said about Moz's relationship with the truth earlier on?

他只是声称自己是儿子。

He just claims to be the son.

我想我们都同意，这并不真实。

I think we can all agree that's not true.

对吧？

Isn't that right?

这并不

It's not

嗯，他确实是儿子。

Well, he he is a son.

所以是个混蛋。

So A son of a bitch.

没错。

That's Yeah.

哦，哦，我把墙弄坏了。

Oh, oh, I broke the wall.

我

I'm

抱歉。

sorry.

这就是救赎。

That's salvation.

我会编辑掉那段。

I'm gonna edit that.

也许吧。

Maybe.

我可能会打码，我要把那段打码。

I might beep I'm gonna beep that.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我不打算编辑那段。

I'm not gonna edit that.

我就直接打马赛克。

I'll just beep it.

为了搞笑效果，我会再回来。

For comedy purposes, I'll get back.

什么？

What?

你可以打马赛克。

You can beep.

我可以打马赛克。

I can beep.

我有技术设备可以进行消音。

I've got the technology facilities to beep.

是的。

Yeah.

不。

No.

不。

No.

不。

No.

别把这当成许可。

Don't take that as a green light.

别引诱我们。

Don't tempt us.

千万别把这当成可以随便骂人、说脏话、满嘴粗话的许可。

Don't please don't take that as a green light to start swearing and effing and blinding all over the place.

几秒钟。

Seconds.

一样。

Same.

我认为我遇到的最大文化差异是我哥哥移民到了美国。

I I think the biggest cultural difference I found was I my brother's immigrated to America.

他在俄勒冈州的波特兰，我在那里待了六个星期。

He's in Portland, in Oregon, and spent I six weeks over there.

太棒了。

Brilliant.

他们实际上发现，同一种语言下也存在不同的文化。

And, they're actually finding a different culture between the same language.

我觉得这是最奇怪的事情。

I think that's the strangest thing.

我们在上一期播客中谈到了这个。

We're talking in the last podcast.

我们在谈论口音之类的东西，但当你去一个主要语言是英语的国家时。

We're talking about accents and things like that, but when you go to another country where the major language is English.

但当你看微软的时候，当你在键盘上被问及你想使用哪种语言时，你实际上会看到美式英语和英式英语，因为它们实在太落后了。

But what it's like for I wouldn't say when you look at Microsoft, when when you're on a when you're on a keyboard and it's asking you what language you wanna put, you will actually see US English and UK English because they're so goddamn backward.

什么？

What?

美国人确实是。

The Americans are Yeah.

他们就是太落后了。

They're just backward.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

然后我们就开放了

Then we're open

只是在开玩笑。

to joking.

我只是在开玩笑。

I'm only joking.

他们都是可爱的人，我都非常爱他们，尤其是如果我嫂子听到这个的话。

They're lovely people, and I love them all dearly, especially my sister-in-law if she ever does listen to this.

好的。

Okay.

但你能，我的意思是，你同意吗？

But you can I mean, would you agree?

你能听出这些差异。

You can hear the differences.

它真的懂。

And it really knows.

这不仅仅是像电梯和升降机这样的词的区别。

It's not just like the front, say, elevator and and and lift and things like that.

这是一种完全不同的理解。

There is a whole different understanding.

比如，在美国去商店时，他们会说：‘今天过得怎么样，先生？’

Like, when you go to a shop in America, they're like, well, how are you today, sir?

我能怎么帮您？

How can I help you?

好吧。

Alrighty then.

你知道，在英国，人们会说：‘什么？’

You know, as in England, it's like, what?

是的。

Yeah.

当然。

Definitely.

你懂的？

You know?

视情况而定。

Depends.

这太笼统了。

That's quite a generalization.

我在美国经历过非常非常差的客户服务。

I've experienced very, very bad customer service in America.

我们就会说：喂，老兄。

We're like, come on, buddy.

我们没那么多时间。

We haven't got all day.

快点点单。

Make your order.

赶紧走吧。

Get out of here.

不。

No.

你不是

You ain't

本地人吧？

from around here, are you?

不是。

No.

就是我去过纽约，是在一家超市里。

It's just it was I went to New York and it was in a just in the supermarket.

在这个国家，也就是英国，去超市时跟别人打声招呼是很礼貌的。

And in in this country, in The UK, it's quite polite to say hello to someone when when you you go to the supermarket.

是的。

Yeah.

对方也会跟你打招呼。

And they'll say hello back.

所以我跟那位女士打了招呼，她却什么都没说。

So I said hello to the lady there, and she just said nothing.

然后，她只是伸出手来要钱。

And then, they just put her hand out and asked for for for the money.

她可能想，这个英国人为什么跟我打招呼？

She probably thought, why is this British

这家伙不是本地人，对吧？

guy saying hello to me?

所以他不是本地人，对吧？

So He he ain't from around here, is he?

所以这服务太差了。

So it's very poor customer service.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

在你的经验中是这样吗？

In your experience?

就我的经验而言。

In my experience.

有时候。

Sometimes.

有时候。

Sometimes.

有时候。

Sometimes.

那个是的。

The yeah.

我不认为有什么普遍规律。

I I don't think there's a general rule.

在英国，你有时能得到好的客户服务，有时则得到差的服务。

You you get good customer service in The UK, you get bad customer service.

在英国，有时候我去商店买东西，得到的服务就是递过来一只手。

Sometimes in The UK, I go into shops and I buy something, and the customer service that I receive is a hand.

只是伸在我面前等着我往手里放钱的手。

Just a hand hanging in front of me waiting for me to put money in it.

就这样。

That's it.

没有眼神交流。

No eye contact.

没有眼神交流。

No eye contact.

就只有一只手。

Just a hand.

好的。

Okay.

所以是国外的经历。

So experiences abroad.

好吧。

Alright.

这是什么？

What's this?

是的。

Yes.

Moz。

Moz.

我家里有一个。

I have one from home.

我实际上是在乡下长大的。

I actually grew up in the country.

你这个不是国家吗？

This you don't you don't country?

卢克，你不需要用这个杯子碰杯。

Luke, you do not need to tap your glass on this one.

这将100%是事实。

This is gonna be a 100% factual.

好的。

Okay.

准备好杯子。

Get ready with glass.

是的。

Yeah.

我们杯子准备好了。

We're ready with the glass.

好的。

Okay.

不。

No.

我从小长大的地方在乡下，因为那是小村庄。

I where I come from in the country because it's small villages.

你已经习惯跟人打招呼了。

You're so used to saying hello to people.

这是非常普遍的事情。

That's a very common thing.

你好。

Hello.

你最近怎么样？

How are you doing?

看到警察，你会打招呼。

You see policemen, you say hello.

当我搬到，嗯。

When I moved to yeah.

当我刚搬到伦敦的第一周，我向一位警察打招呼，他给了我一个特别不悦的眼神，真的吗？

When I moved to London in my first week, I said hello to a policeman, and he gave me a really evil look Really?

好像我做错了什么似的。

As if I'd done something wrong.

真的吗？

Really?

是的。

Yeah.

所以当你从乡村来到伦敦时，这是一种文化冲击，对吧？

So so you're it was a kind of culture shock for you when you came to London there from the countryside.

是的。

Yes.

好的。

Okay.

你觉得乡村和伦敦是不同的东西吗，亚历克斯？

Do you think that the countryside and London are different things, Alex?

我的意思是，不同的文化？

I mean, different cultures?

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

当然。

Definitely.

在伦敦，每个人都非常不友好。

In London, everyone's very unfriendly.

而且，是的，在伦敦你走在街上不会跟人打招呼，但在家乡的乡村，如果你在路上遇到迎面走来的人，都会打个招呼。

And, yeah, if you walk along the streets and you don't say hello to people in London, but back home in the country, you walk along the streets and if you someone's walking the other way, say hello.

是的。

Yeah.

这有点像早上打招呼。

It's kinda like morning.

早上好。

Morning.

今天天气不错。

Nice day.

是的。

Yeah.

真棒。

Lovely.

好的。

Alright.

祝你散步愉快。

Have a nice walk.

你也是。

You too.

再见。

Bye.

再见。

Bye.

再见。

Bye.

爱你。

Love you.

再见。

Bye.

是的。

Yeah.

差不多就是这些了。

That's that's pretty much it.

是的。

Yeah.

好的。

Okay.

在伦敦，那里怎么样？

And in London, what's it like?

就是什么都没有。

It's just nothing.

你只是从人们身边走过，对彼此毫不在意。

You just walk past people and take no notice of one another.

你从某人身边走过，如果你们对视一眼，对方可能会惊呼：天啊。

You walk past someone, and if you go, alright, they go, oh my god.

街上有个疯子。

There's a there's a crazy person in the street.

是的。

Yeah.

或者他们可能会试图刺你。

Or or they might try and stab you.

对。

Right.

是的。

Yeah.

他们会把这当成刺你的机会，对吧？

They take it as an opportunity to stab you, don't they?

对吧？

Don't they?

好的。

Okay.

嗯，我想这期节目差不多可以结束了，因为我们很忙。

Well, I think that probably pretty much wraps up this episode because we're busy.

我们还得出去发传单，对吧？

We've gotta go out and do more flyering, haven't we?

所以也许我们能在接下来的一两天里再做一次这样的更新。

So perhaps we'll have time to do another one of these updates in the next day or two.

我们可以做

We can do

来个疯狂高尔夫的播客吧，卢克。

a crazy golf podcast, Luke.

哦，这主意太棒了。

Oh, that's a brilliant idea.

顺便说一下，费用是2.5英镑。

£2.50, cost, by the way.

2.50英镑。

£2.50.

价格是2.50英镑。

It comes in £2.50.

报我们的名字，你只需要2.75英镑。

Mention our name you're getting for £2.75.

好的。

Okay.

给你。

There you go.

在布莱顿边缘艺术节上，Snigger很开心。

Snigger happy at the Brighton Fringe Festival.

我们现在在神庙酒吧。

We're at the Temple Bar.

我不知道为什么还要告诉你这些，因为当你听到这段时，活动已经结束了。

I don't know why I'm telling you this because by the time you listen to this, it will have been finished.

他们可以在我的博客上阅读关于我们的经历。

And they can read about it on my blog and our experiences in there.

是的。

Yeah.

别忘了你可以阅读所有详细信息。

Don't forget you can read all of the details.

希望我们其中一篇评论能派上用场。

Hopefully, one of our reviews.

是的。

Yeah.

希望你能通过亚历克的网站读到所有这些内容，亚历克斯在网站上分享了他本人在布莱顿做喜剧表演的经历——如果你听过上一期节目，你肯定已经烂熟于心了。

Hopefully, you'll be able to read about all of this on Alec you can read about Alex's personal experience of doing this, comedy thing here in Brighton on his website, which if you listen to the previous episode, you will already know off by heart.

你已经背下来了。

You will have memorized it.

你可能已经把它们写在什么地方了。

You've got it written down somewhere perhaps.

是 alexlove.no。

It's alex love dot no.

alexlove.co.uk。

Alex love dot c o dot u k.

另外，当然也可以访问我的网站，那里还有视频、文字稿和其他有用的内容。

Also, check my website, of course, where you can find other things like videos and transcripts and other useful stuff.

Teacherluke.wordpress.com。

Teacherluke.wordpress.com.

本期就到这里。

That's it for this episode.

你们很快可能会再听到我们的消息。

You might hear from more from us in the near future.

非常感谢。

Thank you very much.

再见。

Bye.

再见。

Bye.

再见。

Bye.

再见。

Bye.

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