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大家好,各位听众。
Hello, listeners.
欢迎回到卢克的英语播客。
Welcome back to Luke's English Podcast.
在本期节目中,你们将听到我和我女儿之间一段有趣的对话。
In this episode, you can listen to a fun conversation between me and my daughter.
多年来,自从我女儿还是婴儿时,我就在这档播客里收录过她的录音,之后她上幼儿班、幼儿园,现在她已经上小学了。
Now I've featured recordings of my daughter speaking on this podcast over the years ever since she was a little baby, and then when she was a toddler, and then when she was in nursery school, and now she's in primary school.
事实上,她说话特别流利,我完全可以坐下来和她一起录完整的一期节目。
And in fact, she's so good at talking and so fluent that I can just sit down with her and record an entire episode together.
上一次我们这么做,大概是六个月前。
Last time we did this was about six months ago.
那期节目叫《你选哪个》,就是一系列有点荒唐、搞笑的‘你选哪个’问题。
The episode was called Would You Rather, and it was just a series of kind of slightly ridiculous, absurd, would you rather questions.
那期节目特别受欢迎。
It was really popular.
很多人留言说他们很喜欢,觉得我女儿太可爱了,还说她在播客圈里有不少粉丝。
Loads of people commented saying how much they enjoyed it and how cute they thought my daughter is and how she has fans out there in podcast land.
所以这期节目,还是老样子。
So for this episode, it's more of the same.
还是老样子。
It's more of the same.
这期叫‘脑洞问题’,名字已经很清楚了。
It's called crazy questions, which should be pretty self explanatory.
我准备了一张问题清单。
I've come up with a list of questions.
里面包括一些类似‘你选哪个’的问题,还有一些‘如果……会怎样’的问题,几道跟食物相关的,几道跟科学相关的,还有关于超能力、动物的内容,全是能激发八岁孩子想象力的典型话题,再穿插了几道精心挑选的哲学问题。
They include some more of those sort of would you rather questions, some what if questions, a few food related questions, some science related questions, some stuff about superpowers, some things about animals, just the usual sort of thing that could inspire the mind of an eight year old child, with a few carefully selected philosophical ideas thrown in there too.
开场我就说这么多,只希望你们喜欢这次的节目,也享受和我女儿还有我一起度过的这段时光。
There's not much more for me to add here at the beginning, except that I really hope you enjoy listening to this and that you like spending a bit more time in the company of my daughter and me.
如果你看的是视频版,很遗憾,我和女儿之间的对话并没有实际的视频画面。
If you're watching the video version, I'm afraid there's no actual video content of the conversation between me and my daughter, I'm afraid.
这是因为,这是我选择保留隐私的一部分。
This is just because well, this is one of the things I've chosen to keep private.
你懂的。
You know?
不过如果你继续看下去,会看到屏幕上出现各种图片、文字,用来辅助你的收听体验。
But you will see if you keep watching, you will see various things on the screen, images, words, various things to support your listening experience.
这期节目有配套的PDF文字稿,你可以用它来查单词。
There is a PDF transcript for this episode, which you can use to check words.
如果你听到什么想确认的,直接去PDF里找,全都写得清清楚楚。
If you hear something that you'd like to check, then just go into the PDF and it's all there.
这样再好不过了。
That is perfect.
如果你还想更进一步,用这一期来做英语学习,所有内容都给你整理好了。
If you want to take things further and actually do some English studying with this episode, everything's written down for you.
这一期的PDF链接可以在节目简介或笔记里找到。
You can find a link for the episode PDF in the in the description in the show notes for this episode.
明白了吗?
Okay?
不过现在,你就放松下来,好好享受我和这位互联网上最年轻的英语老师之间这场有点荒唐的对话吧。
But otherwise, just relax now and enjoy another slightly ridiculous chat with me and the youngest English teacher on the Internet.
那我们开始吧。
And here we go.
你好。
Hello.
欢迎回到播客。
Welcome back to the podcast.
先问你几个问题。
A couple of questions for you to begin with.
第一个问题,你今天叫什么名字?
Question one, what's your name today?
你今天决定用哪个名字?
What name have you decided to choose today?
维奥莱特。
Violet.
维奥莱特。
Violet.
很好听的名字。
Very nice.
第二个问题,你多大了?
And second question, how old are you?
这是你真实的年龄,好吗?
And that's your actual age, please.
我八岁。
I'm eight.
八岁了。
Eight years old.
对。
Yes.
是的。
Yes.
好的。
Okay.
欢迎再次回到播客。
Welcome back onto the podcast.
今天这期节目的主要想法是什么?
What's the general idea for this episode today?
真够离谱的问题。
Crazy questions.
真够离谱的问题。
Crazy questions.
我们待会儿再聊这个。
We'll talk about that in a second.
其实我还有个问题。
Actually, I've got another question.
今天上这个播客,你感觉怎么样?
How do you feel about being on this podcast today?
我特别兴奋。
I'm very excited.
好的。
Okay.
我特别特别特别兴奋,因为我超爱上我爸的播客。
I'm very, very, very excited because I love being on my dad's podcast.
好的。
Okay.
那你愿意参加吗?
So you're okay with this?
是的。
Yes.
我可没逼你做这个。
I haven't forced you to do this.
没有。
No.
你确实没逼我。
You haven't.
你真的很想参加,对吧?
You're you're really keen to do this, Yes.
行,好吧。
Won't Okay.
上一次是什么时候,我真记不清了。
The last time I don't know when the last time was.
大概是一年前吧?
Was it about a year ago?
八岁的小孩根本没时间概念。
You've got no sense of time whatsoever as an eight year old.
是的。
Yeah.
所以你也不清楚。
So you don't know.
我觉得应该是。
Think it was.
大概是一年前,那时候特别火。
It was maybe about a year ago, but it was really, really popular.
大家都很喜欢。
People really enjoyed it.
很多人给我写信,说他们想让你知道,他们觉得你特别棒。
And lots of people wrote to me to say that they I should tell you that they think you're great.
明白吗?
Okay?
所以你有不少粉丝呢。
So you have some fans.
太好了。
Yay.
接下来是一些特别奇怪的问题。
So crazy questions.
这期节目的标题就叫这个。
That's the title of the episode.
我们准备了一组问题。
We have prepared a set of questions.
我来问你这些问题。
I'm gonna ask you the questions.
但你还是可以说说你的想法。
But you can still say what you think.
我可以回答这些问题。
I can give my answers.
好的。
Yes.
当然。
Yeah.
如果你也想问我问题,随时都可以。
If you want to ask me the questions as well, feel free to do that.
行。
Okay.
不过主要还是我们来问你问题。
But mainly we're asking you the questions.
好的。
Okay.
我很好奇你会怎么回答。
And I'm curious to see what your answers will be.
不过我们也可以问一下你的粉丝。
But we can also ask your fans questions.
我的粉丝,我的观众。
My fans, my audience.
是的。
Yes.
当然。
Absolutely.
大家都很欢迎到评论区留言,回答这些有趣的问题。
Everyone is always, encouraged to get into the comment section and write your responses to these crazy questions as well.
明白吗?
Okay?
你准备好了吗?
So are you ready to begin?
是的。
Yes.
好的。
Okay.
第一个问题是这样的。
So the first question is this.
如果袜子会说话,它们会抱怨什么?
If socks could talk, what would they complain about if socks could I
真的想知道。
really know.
你知道的。
You know?
是的。
Yes.
它们会聊些什么呢?
What what would they talk about?
他们会说抽屉太乱了,袜子总是配不成对,这确实是个大问题。
They would talk about that their drawer would be too messy and they wouldn't be in pairs because that is very true.
尤其是你的袜子。
Especially your socks.
是的。
Yes.
那你举个例子,他们会说些什么呢?
So give us an example of the things they would say.
想象一下,你能听见袜子在抱怨。
Imagine that we can listen to the socks complaining.
好。
Okay.
喂。
Hey.
我的抽屉太乱了。
My drawer is too messy.
我的鼻子都快卖了。
Well, my nose sell.
我希望我的抽屉能干净点,也想和我的搭档配成一对。
I want my drawer to be cleaner and I want to be with my pair.
我的另一半在哪儿?
Where's my partner?
我没有找到我的搭档。
I don't have my partner.
我和你根本不是一对。
I don't I don't belong with you.
这抽屉怎么就是没法收拾干净?
How come this drawer is never tidy or clean?
人都成双成对的,可我却孤零零的。
People are in pairs, but I'm not.
然后呢?
And then what?
脚?
Feet?
脚也是成对的?
Feet are in pairs?
不是。
No.
对。
Yeah.
人有时候也是成双成对的。
People too sometimes.
是啊。
Yeah.
就像袜子一样。
But like the socks.
袜子。
Socks.
是的。
Yes.
它们都不是成对的,对吧?
They're not with their pairs Right.
有时候是,有时候不是。
Sometimes, but sometimes they are.
我觉得袜子肯定抱怨过,天天被裹在人的脚上。
I think that socks would complain about having to be stuck to people's feet all day long.
又脏又臭的脚。
Disgusting smelly feet.
他们从来不洗脚。
They never wash them.
脚指甲也不好好剪。
They don't cut their toenails properly.
当袜子真是遭罪。
It's horrible being a sock.
我倒宁愿,不知道吧,当别的衣服。
I'd much rather, I don't know, be another item of clothing.
你觉得当哪件衣服最好?
What do you think would be the best item of clothing to be?
裙子。
A dress.
裙子。
A dress.
行吧。
Okay.
对。
Yes.
为什么?
Why?
因为裙子的下摆那儿,根本就不是真的贴着身体的。
Because like the the end is like not really to your not really attached.
就像它能穿出去,有时候又可以脱下来,至于上衣嘛,我也不太好说。
Like it can go out and also attached sometime and the top well I don't know what to say about the top.
裙子确实漂亮,但裙摆通常比较宽松。
Well dresses are beautiful and pretty but yeah the bottom of the dress is sort of loose
对。
yeah
那这种设计好在哪里呢?
and what's nice about that?
因为它们不会紧贴身体,天气热的时候,你要是想穿打底裤,也不会觉得闷热。
Well that like that they're not stuck to you and not when it's a warm day and that you want to put like leggings well they're not stuck to you and that you're not so warm.
没错,穿着舒服。
Right so it's comfortable.
是的。
Yes.
穿裙子的好处。
Having a dress.
所以你觉得裙子穿起来也舒服吗?
So do you think it's comfortable for the dress as well?
嗯,确实如此。
Well, yeah.
宽松飘逸一点更好。
To be sort of loose and flowing.
而且裙子还有很多优点。
Plus dresses get to do nice things.
可以左右摆动,如果穿裙子的人转圈,裙子也会跟着转起来。
They get to swish from side to side and they get to if a if a person wearing a dress spins around, the dress sort of spins in a
挺自在的,飘逸感很好。
pretty like free a bit.
是啊。
Yeah.
明白了。
Okay.
它们可不会像袜子那样紧紧贴在脚上,别提了。
They're not like socked to our so blah blah.
袜子贴在脚上,穿在鞋里。
Socks stuck to people's feet inside shoes.
肯定特别臭。
It must be very smelly.
好吧。
Okay.
准备好回答第二个问题了吗?
Are you ready for question two?
准备好了。
Yes.
如果你明天早上醒来,发现头发变成了意大利面,你会怎么办?
If you woke up tomorrow and your hair had turned into spaghetti, what would you do?
吃了它。
Eat them.
是吗?
Yeah?
你觉得它们吃起来会好吃吗?
Do you think they would taste good?
我猜那是煮好的意大利面。
I'm assuming they're cooked spaghetti.
哦。
Oh.
那肯定特别乱,对吧?
That's gonna be very messy, isn't it?
对。
Yeah.
你就能美美地吃一顿意大利面当早餐了。
You'd just have a nice spaghetti breakfast.
然后我去上学的时候,天哪,我一头头发都没了。
And then when I go to school, oh no, I don't have any hair anymore.
但去学校时,是光头好,还是头发像意大利面一样好?
But what would be better, to go to school with a bald head or go to school with spaghetti hair?
当然是意大利面头发。
Spaghetti hair.
真的更好吗?
That's better?
是的。
Yeah.
为什么呢?
Is it?
好吧。
Okay.
说说原因?
Why?
因为排队吃午饭的时候,你就能直接吃自己的头发了。
Because then when you're like in the queue to go to lunch you can eat your own hair.
说实话,我觉得再没什么比这更棒的了。
Yeah I can't imagine anything better than that to be honest.
就像这样。
Like this.
肚子饿的时候,随时可以吃上一口。
You can just have a little snack if you're feeling peckish.
穿在身上。
In clothes.
我饿坏了。
I'm so hungry.
没错。
Right.
好的。
Okay.
是啊。
Yeah.
这倒也有点道理。
That does make some sense.
我好奇要是意大利面能长回来,你的头发会不会也跟着长回来。
I wonder if your hair would grow back if the spaghetti would grow back.
但愿如此。
I hope so.
那样的话,你就可以开始卖它了。
Because then you could start selling it.
对。
Yeah.
你可以开始生产和销售意大利面。
You could start manufacturing and selling spaghetti.
那对你来说可就彻底搞定啦。
That would be would be it for you.
卖意大利面,你肯定能赚大钱。
You'd you'd make loads of money selling spaghetti.
是的
Yeah.
不过你得生产很多才行,对吧?
You'd have to make quite a lot of it though, wouldn't you?
对。
Yeah.
要真靠卖意大利面谋生,产量得特别大。
You'd have to produce a lot of spaghetti to actually make a living.
好吧。
Okay.
如果你能改变人体的某一个部分,你会改什么?
If you could change one thing about the human body, what would you change?
这问题挺难的。
That's a difficult question.
假设你可以改变人体的任何一部分,你会选哪个?
Imagine you could change anything about the human body, what would it be?
哦。
Oh.
你觉得人体哪个地方最不方便、最烦人、最难受或者最让人恼火?
What do you find inconvenient or annoying or difficult or painful, irritating?
当我的嘴巴疼的时候,其实是因为舌头占了太多空间。
When my mouth is like having pains, well, was I always my tongue because it's taking a lot of space in my mouth.
你的舌头在嘴里占的地方太大了。
Your tongue takes a lot of space in your mouth.
接着说。
Go on.
所以我想
So I
稍微缩小一点。
want to make a little.
你想让舌头变小一点。
You want to reduce the size of your tongue.
把舌头稍微缩小一点。
You make the tongue slightly smaller.
对。
Yeah.
其实舌头在你嘴里占的空间真的挺大的,像
Really the tongue takes up a lot of space in your Like
更薄一点。
like Thinner.
薄一点。
Thinner.
就减薄几毫米就行。
Just make it thinner a couple of millimetres thinner.
等等,你以前从来没说过舌头在你嘴里占的地方太大了。
Wait a minute you've never told me before that your tongue takes up too much space It in your does.
这对你来说哪里不舒服?
How does this bother you?
这对你有什么影响?
How does this affect you?
我嘴里装不下太多食物。
Well I can't can't have a lot of food in my mouth.
明白了。
Okay.
你之前提到嘴里会疼,具体是指什么?
You talked about having pains in your mouth.
你这话是什么意思?
What do you mean?
我的意思是,问题出在舌头上面。
Well, I mean, because it's about my tongue.
不是在嘴里,而是在嘴外面。
It's like not in my mouth, but outside.
哦,原来如此。
Oh, see.
我明白你的意思。
I know what you mean.
湿疹。
Eczema.
有时候皮肤会干裂。
Sometimes you get you get chapped skin
对。
Yes.
在你的下嘴唇下面。
Underneath your bottom lip.
但问题全在我的舌头上。
But it's all on my tongue.
因为你的舌头。
Because of your tongue.
你的舌头,你有个习惯就是老舔下嘴唇,这样会让皮肤变干,然后就会得那种很难受的湿疹,就是皮肤特别干。
But your tongue, you sort of what you do is you habitually lick your bottom lip and that makes your skin get dry and then you get eczema which is sort of nasty dry skin.
肯定特别烦人。
Must be very annoying.
是啊。
Yeah.
真的太烦人了。
It's so annoying.
对。
Yeah.
所以我们得给你抹点药膏。
So we have to put cream on you.
你要做的就是把舌头稍微变细一点,这是要应用到每个人身上的改变,大家的舌头都会变细一点,就这么简单。不会影响你上厕所,也不会改变你会头疼这个事实。
So that's what you would change you just simply change the size of your tongue and this is the human body everyone this change is going to be applied to everyone's bodies so everyone's going to get a slightly thinner tongue that's it so you're not gonna have you're not gonna change the fact that we have to go to the toilet or the fact that we get headaches.
对,就两点:上厕所和头疼。
Yeah the facts two facts let me go to the toilet and headaches.
好吧。
Okay then.
好吧。
Alright.
大家准备一下。
Well, get ready everyone.
你们的身体即将在好几个方面得到改善。
Your body's about to improve in several major ways.
你愿意连续一周睡在垃圾箱里吗?
Would you rather sleep in a skip for a week?
垃圾箱是什么?
What's a skip?
还是连续一周不睡觉?
Or skip a week's sleep?
所以你是愿意连续一周睡在垃圾箱里,还是连续一周不睡觉?
So would you rather sleep in a skip for a week or skip a week's sleep?
垃圾箱到底是什么?
What is a skip?
我不知道你有没有见过,有时候在别人家房子外的街上,会看到一个很大的金属容器。
So I don't know if you've ever seen this, but sometimes, outside someone's house in the street, you find a big metal container, large thing.
如果有人在家装修,这个大金属容器就是用来装所有清理出来的杂物的。
And if someone is having work done in their house, this big metal container is used to people throw all their stuff in it in it.
从房子里清出来的垃圾、碎砖烂石,都会扔进这个容器里。
All the junk that's being removed from the house or bits of rubble or rock that get taken out of the house get put in the skip.
所以它就是一个大金属箱,用来扔掉家里大量的垃圾。
So it's a large metal thing which people use to throw away lots of rubbish from their house.
对吧?
Right?
你明白吗?
You understand?
那你有没有见过这种容器?
So have you ever seen have you ever seen a skip?
没有。
No.
在英国,这种东西很常见。
They're very common in The UK.
我在法国很少看到这种东西。
I don't see them very much in France.
我不清楚法国人是怎么处理的。
I don't know what people do.
但在英国,你经常会看到这种大型金属容器。
But in The UK, sometimes you'll just see this large metal thing.
它的两端是斜的。
It's kind of like got diagonal ends.
对吧?
Right?
它会装在卡车的后部。
And it goes on the back of a truck.
人们会把旧家具、旧椅子、碎石或者园艺垃圾之类的东西扔进去。
And, yeah, you people throw things like old furniture in it or an old chair or bits of rock or garden rubbish, stuff like that.
那叫垃圾箱。
That's a skip.
所以你是想在垃圾箱里睡一星期,还是干脆一星期不睡觉?
So would you rather sleep in a skip for a week or skip a week's sleep?
意思就是你一星期都不睡。
That means that you don't sleep for a week.
你要么在堆满垃圾、可能还有老鼠的垃圾箱里睡上一星期,要么就整整一星期不睡。
So you have to sleep for a week in a skip full of rubbish and stuff and maybe mice and things or you don't sleep at all for a week.
我一星期都不睡。
I don't sleep at all for a week.
真的吗?
Seriously?
对。
Yes.
但你知道要是真的一星期不睡觉,会发生什么吗?
But do you know what would happen to you if you didn't sleep for a week?
你能想象吗?
Can you imagine?
不能。
No.
我来告诉你吧。
Well, I'll tell you.
睡眠对你的心理健康、思维能力至关重要,你的身体每天都需要休息。
Sleep is absolutely vital for your mental health, your mental processing, and your body desperately needs sleep every day.
如果你一整周不睡觉,很可能彻底崩溃。
And if you don't sleep for a week, you would probably completely lose your mind.
你的大脑得不到休息,判断力、专注力,甚至理解周围世界的能力都会彻底丧失。
Your brain wouldn't be able to rest and your ability to function, focus, understand the world around you would go.
你可以
You can
如果和老鼠打交道,可能会染上瘟疫。
you can have plague if you issue with mice and rats.
你可能会感染鼠疫。
You can have the plague.
是的。
Yeah.
就是那种鼠疫,那种
Like plague like the the
腺鼠疫。
The bubonic plague.
就是
The
中世纪的时候。
From the middle ages.
现在你也会生病,你
Now you can get sick, you
说的是吧?
mean?
是的。
Yeah.
这没错。
This is true.
所以,确实,睡在垃圾箱里一周可能带来的生病或受伤风险,跟整整一周不睡觉导致的精神崩溃、幻觉,以及潜在的身体危险相比,根本不算什么。
So, yeah, the risks the risks of getting sick or hurt, from sleeping in a skip for a week versus the complete mental breakdown, the total hallucinations, and potential physical risks of not sleeping for a week.
我会选择睡在垃圾箱里。
I would sleep in the skip.
明白了。
Okay.
但你不会。
But not you.
我倒想看看,如果你不睡觉会怎么样。
I'd be curious to see what would happen to you.
说实话,哪怕只是一晚没睡,你整个人就垮了。
Even after not sleeping for one night, you kind of fall to pieces, to be honest.
所以我很好奇,如果你一星期不睡觉,会变成什么样。
So I'd be curious to see what what would happen to you.
这绝对没那么好玩,我可以肯定地告诉你,一星期不睡觉。
It wouldn't be very fun, I can tell you that much, skipping a week's sleep.
各位听众,你们呢?
Listeners, what about you?
你们会为了看看自己的大脑会怎样,而选择一星期不睡觉吗?
Would you skip a week's sleep just to see what would happen to your brain?
还是你们会选择
Or would you
你们会选择睡在垃圾桶里,还是选择一星期不睡觉?
Would you sleep in a skip or skip a week's sleep?
但如果你睡在垃圾桶里,可是会受伤,也可能会得病。
But like if you sleep in a skip, well, you can get hurt and you can get can get a disease.
没错,就是这样。
Yeah, that's right.
当你这么做的时候,就会面临这些风险。
These are the risks that you take when And you do
如果得了病,是有可能丧命的。
if you have a disease, can die.
是啊,说真的,要在这两者之间做选择,确实没什么好受的。
Yeah, I mean, it's not a very pleasant choice, is it really to have to pick between the two things?
但事实就是如此。
But there it is.
事情就是这么回事。
That's what it is.
好吧。
Okay.
你准备好听下一个问题了吗?
Are you ready for the next question?
准备好了。
Yes, I am.
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是的。
Yes.
好的。
Okay.
再来一个‘你更愿意’的问题。
So another Would You Rather question.
你愿意选哪个?准备好听了吗?
Would you rather suffer from are you ready for this?
你要么忍受这一种,要么忍受另一种。
So you got either you suffer from one thing or you suffer from another thing.
这是两个选项。
Here are the two things.
你更愿意患有恐花生症吗?
So would you rather suffer from arachibatirophobia?
我再说一遍。
Let me say that again.
还是你更愿意忍受河马恐惧症?等等,让我缓一下。
Or would you rather suffer from hippopotam monstrous hold on a minute.
河马恐惧症?天哪。
Hippopotam monstrous Oh, god.
我得说清楚这一点。
I've I've gotta say this.
是河马。
Hippopotamus.
我
I
我来替你说吧。
can say it for you.
对。
Right.
第一个是害怕花生酱粘在上颚,第二个是害怕长单词。
So the first one is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, and the second one is the fear of long words.
你能相信吗?怕长单词这个恐惧症,它的名字本身就是个超长的词。
Can you believe that the fear of long words, the name for that is like the longest word ever?
这不太公平吧?
That doesn't seem fair, does it?
如果有人得跟他们说,这叫
If someone needs to say to them, it's an
怎么了?
What's the matter?
怎么了?
What's the matter?
我我得说,哎呀,我说不出来。
I've got I've got oh, I can't say it.
我这儿有个
I got a
恐长词症。
monstrous schedepedliophobia.
花生酱。
Peanut butter.
等等。
Wait.
你宁愿害怕花生酱粘在上颚,也不愿害怕长单词。
You'd rather suffer from the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth than the fear of long words.
哦,其实我也说不准。
Oh, I don't know, actually.
那你生活中更在意的是什么?
Well, what's a more important concern in your life?
你平时吃花生酱的频率高,还是遇到长单词的频率高?
How often do you eat peanut butter, and how often do you encounter long words?
我经常吃花生酱,但其实我不太喜欢,因为它让我觉得黏糊糊的。
I eat peanut butter a lot but then I don't really like it because it's sex to me.
是的。
Yeah.
但你能应付,因为如果你真的害怕花生酱粘在嘴里,那你根本不敢吃花生酱。
But you can handle it because if you had the fear of peanut butter sticking to your mouth, if you had that you wouldn't be able to eat peanut butter at all.
你会被它粘在上颚的可能性吓到。
You'd be terrified of the prospect of it sticking to the roof of your mouth.
那等于直接跟花生酱说再见了。
So that's basically goodbye peanut butter.
哦。
Oh.
或者你一辈子都活在恐惧中,生怕读到哪本书、比如《哈利·波特》的时候……
Or you live your life in constant fear that when you're reading some book or or other Harry Potter.
是啊。
Yeah.
但我不能因为这个就不读书,我特别喜欢看书。
And I don't want because I love reading books.
对。
Mhmm.
对我来说,就是花生酱的问题。
So me, it's a peanut butter.
再见了,花生酱。
Bye bye peanut butter.
是的。
Yeah.
我同意。
I would agree.
我觉得我不想过这样的生活
I think that I don't wanna live a life
不能读书。
Without reading that.
不能读长单词。
Without long words.
非常感谢。
Thank you very much.
是的
Yeah.
我同意你的看法
I agree with you.
对
Yeah.
你其实是害怕这个的
Well, you're scared of that.
我确实害怕
I'm scared
我才不怕呢
of I'm not scared of of Yeah.
你会吗
Would you?
因为它们的名字都长得不得了
Because they've all got incredibly long names.
我再问一个问题。
Here's another question.
你更想当三只小熊中的一个,还是三只瞎老鼠中的一个?
Would you rather be one of the three bears or one of the three blind mice?
三只小熊里的一个,还是三只瞎老鼠里的一个?
One of the three bears or one of the three blind mice?
我们得先解释一下这些是什么。
And we need to explain what these things are.
三只瞎老鼠是一首歌,它们都是瞎的,然后跑到谁家的厨房里来着?
So the three blind mice is a song and they're blind and then they go in the kitchen of the what again?
歌里唱的是:三只瞎老鼠,三只瞎老鼠,看它们怎么跑。
So the song goes three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run.
怎么跑。
How they run.
全都跑去找农夫的妻子,结果被她用切肉刀割掉了尾巴。
All run up to the farmer's wife who cuts off their tails with a carving knife.
你这辈子见过像三只瞎老鼠这样的事吗?
Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice?
没错。
Right.
首先,你觉得这首歌怎么样?
So first of all, what do you think of the song?
太残忍了。
It's very cruel.
确实很残忍。
Very cruel.
是啊,太残忍了。
It is.
这歌真怪。
What a strange song.
是啊。
Yeah.
这些英国人干嘛要这么干?
Why did they do that, these English paras persons?
这其实就是一种奇怪的童谣或儿童歌曲,英国的儿歌里头这类怪东西可不少。
Well, this is an example of one of those weird nursery rhymes or children's songs, and English has got its strange songs.
法国也有。
And French.
等一下。
Hold
听我说。
on.
《三只盲鼠》可能是最离谱的,谁会编出老鼠跑去找一个女人,结果她把它们的尾巴全割了?
Three blind mice is arguably the strangest one because why are there three blind mice running up to a woman who then cuts off their tails?
这又残忍又古怪。
That's very cruel and strange.
真是首怪歌。
What a weird song.
不过我觉得,法语儿歌在奇怪程度上比英语更胜一筹。
But French, I think, beats English in terms of strange children's songs.
对。
Yeah.
你能举几个著名的法语儿歌例子吗?
Can you give us any examples of famous French songs?
那艘船赢了,
That boat won and
船赢了?
The boat won?
是的。
Yeah.
那艘船赢了。
That boat won.
对。
Yeah.
有一首歌是讲一群水手在船上,然后他们互相吃掉?
There's a one about some sailors on a boat and they eat each other?
没有。
No.
没有。
No.
没有。
No.
有个小水手上了船,和朋友一起在船上,结果没鱼吃,他们就决定吃掉最小的那个人。
There's there was a little sailor who goes on a boat and then he is with his friend on the boat and they don't have any fish so they decide to eat the littlest one.
他们要吃掉最小的那个人。
They're gonna eat the smallest person.
但后来发生了奇迹,鱼出现了。
But then it's a miracle because fish are there.
这算不上奇迹,因为鱼本来就在海里啊。
It's not a miracle because fish do live in the sea.
是的
Yeah.
这根本算不上什么奇迹,对吧?
That's not a miracle at all, is it?
哦,有鱼才真是奇迹呢。
Oh, it's a miracle there are fish.
当然了,海里有鱼啊。
Well, of course, there are fish.
你可是在大海上坐船呢。
You're on boat on the ocean.
海里成千上万的鱼。
There's millions of fish.
对。
Yeah.
所以他们就吃鱼,不吃人了。
So then they eat the fish and not that.
真是谢天谢地。
Thank goodness.
所以他们最后其实没吃朋友,不过还是挺怪的。
So they don't actually eat their friend in the end, but still a bit of a strange one.
对我来说,最奇怪的是,那首歌的法语歌词到底怎么唱的?
For me, the the strangest how how do the lyrics of that go in French?
你记得吗?
Do you remember?
我。
I
不记得。
don't.
你真不记得了?
You don't remember?
我最喜欢的那首奇怪的法语儿童歌曲是哪一首来着?
My favorite strange French children's song is Oh, What is it?
所以维奥莱特会为我们用法语唱这首歌,然后我们再来翻译它。
So Violet is gonna sing the song in French for us, and then we're gonna translate it.
再一起看看这首歌有多奇怪。
And we're gonna explore how strange this is.
好的。
Okay.
没错。
Right.
各位听众,能坚持听到这儿,真不容易。
So listeners, well done for listening all the way through that.
我不确定你们会不会法语,能不能听懂歌词。
I don't know if you speak French and you were able to understand it.
这是一只绿色的老鼠。
So this is a green mouse.
光是这一点就已经够怪了。
So it's already really weird.
是的
Yeah.
因为大家都知道,老鼠不是绿色的。
Because mice, as we know, are not green.
但不管怎样,一只绿色的老鼠,那这到底是什么?
But, anyway, a green mouse So that's what's that?
在草丛里跑的是谁
Who runs in the in the
在草丛里。
In the grass.
草丛里。
Grass.
对。
Yes.
所以一只绿色的老鼠正在草丛里奔跑。
So a green mouse is running through the grass.
我抓住它的尾巴。
I catch it by the tail.
尾巴。
Tail.
我给这些人看。
I show it to these
这些人。
These men.
这些人。
These men.
这些人。
These men.
等等。
So wait.
有一只绿色的老鼠在草丛里跑。
There's a green mouse running through the grass.
我抓住它的尾巴。
I catch it by the tail.
我把这玩意儿给几个哥们儿看。
I show it to these men, like some guys.
我就给几个路人看看。
I just show it to some guys.
就是那些人。
These these Guys.
他们跟我说。
Guys tell me.
把它蘸一下
Dip it in
油里。
the oil.
放进水里,这样会变得
Dip it in the water it will make
蜗牛。
snail.
这样会弄出一只热蜗牛。
It'll make a hot snail.
什么?
What?
所以抓住这只老鼠的尾巴。
So pick up this mouse by the tail.
这些人让我先把它放进油里,再放进水里。
These guys tell me to dip it in the oil then dip it in the water.
我猜这意思是放进滚油和沸水里。
I'm assuming this is dip it in boiling oil and boiling water.
对。
Yeah.
然后就能做出一只热蜗牛了。
And then that will make a a hot snail.
天哪。
Oh my.
这得多奇怪啊?
How weird is that?
就像一只老鼠变成了蜗牛。
Like a mouse who becomes a snail.
是的。
Yeah.
但对我来说,这比三只瞎老鼠还要残忍,因为你得把它放进滚油里,再扔进沸水里。
But for me, this is like even more cruel than the three blind mice thing because it's like you're dipping it in boiling oil then boiling water.
我想象着,呃,抱歉大家,说得这么详细,但那滚油会把可怜的老鼠煮熟。
And I'm imagining that the the oil I'm sorry, everyone, to talk about this in such detail, but the oil boils the the poor mouse.
哦。
Oh.
然后油炸一遍,再用水煮,我想象着它外头变得酥脆,里面却还是软的,像蜗牛一样,而且热乎乎的。
And then the you know, it fries it, deep fries it, and then the water boils it and I'm imagining it somehow becomes crunchy yet soft on the inside like a snail and it's hot as well.
然后我把它放进帽子里,她
And then I put it in my hat She
说太烫了。
tells me that it's too hot.
放抽屉里吧。
Put it in my drawer.
她说这太
She tells me it's too
太黑了。
Too black.
黑。
Black.
因为法语里,这样押韵。
Because in French, it's so it rhymes.
对。
Right.
好吧。
Okay.
不行。
No.
我觉得得把这个拿走。
Think have to take this.
我知道。
I know.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
我做不到。
I can't.
也就是说,我把这东西放进了裤子里。
Which means I put it in my pants.
哦。
Oh.
哦,
Oh,
是的。
yeah.
我把它放进了裤子里,结果她在我裤子里拉了三小坨。
I put it in my pants and she does three little poos in my pants.
什么?
What?
我要告诉各位听众,每个法国人和孩子都会唱这首歌。
And I'm telling you listeners every French person and child knows this song.
这歌当然还有其他版本,讲的是鳄鱼去打仗之类的事。
It's an absolute Well, also, the others, which is all about crocodiles going to war and stuff.
但我觉得这个版本最奇怪。
But I think that one is the weirdest.
所以就是这样了。
So there you go.
刚才问题是啥?
What was the question?
问题是,你更想当那三只小老鼠,还是三只瞎老鼠,还是三只……
It was, would you rather be the three little mice or the three blind mice or Three the three
熊。
bears.
你要解释一下三只熊的故事吗?
Do you want to explain the three bears?
不用了。
No.
行吧。
Okay.
金发姑娘和三只熊。
Goldilocks and the three bears.
我简单解释一下。
Let me explain very quickly.
大家都听过金发姑娘和三只熊的故事。
Everyone knows the story of Goldilocks and the three bears.
金发姑娘是个小女孩。
Goldilocks is a girl.
不知怎么的,她一个人在森林里。
For some reason, she's just in the forest.
她有一头金发。
She's got blonde hair.
而且她
And she
想去采花。
wants to pick flowers.
所以才这样。
That's why.
她就是想去摘花。
Is that she wants to pick pick flowers.
她又累又饿。
She gets tired and hungry.
她发现了一栋房子。
She finds a house.
她闯进了一户人家,以为没人住。
She breaks in to this person's house has
那是一家三只熊。
There's three bears.
她不知道那是熊的家,就直接进去了,四处打量,看见桌上摆着三份午餐的餐具。
She doesn't know that it belongs to three bears she just breaks into this house and she has a look around she looks at the table she sees there are three places set for lunch or something.
对,我们有
Yeah we got
不,还没讲完,我得把整个故事说完。
No we haven't got it because they I'm gonna tell the whole story.
三碗粥摆在那里,一大碗,一中碗,还有一小碗。
There's three places set for lunch there's a big bowl of soup a medium bowl of soup and a little bowl of soup.
不是粥,是燕麦片。
No it's porridge.
行吧,是燕麦片就燕麦片。
It's porridge fine.
大碗太烫,中碗也太烫,只有小碗刚刚好。
The big bowl's too hot the medium bowl's too hot the little bowl is just right.
她这么折腾一圈,最后躺进了小熊的床。
And she does this and eventually she ends up in the bed of the babe of the young bear.
接着,熊爸爸熊妈妈和小熊回家了。
And then the bears come home.
他们发现金发姑娘睡在床里,她一骨碌爬起来,从窗户跳出去,撒腿就跑。
They discover Goldilocks sleeping in in the bed and she jumps out of the window and runs away.
不对。
No.
不是从窗户跑出去的。
Not out of the window.
什么?
What?
她到处走,是从门出去的,还忘了她摘的那些花。
So everywhere she went and out of the door and she forgets the the flowers that she
可以带上。
could take.
哦,她把摘的花给忘了。
Oh, she forgot the flowers that she picked.
明白了。
Okay.
这就是三只熊的故事。
So that's the three bears.
那么,你是想当三只熊里的一个,还是当三只小盲鼠里的一个?
So would you rather all that to say, would you rather be one of the three bears or one of the three blind mice?
三只小熊中的一个。
One of the three bears.
三只小熊中的一个。
One of the three bears.
你得跟我解释一下为什么吧?
Do I need to ask you why?
我觉得我
I think I
得解释。
do.
是的。
Yeah.
我得解释。
I do.
不用。
No.
别动。
Don't.
对。
Yeah.
说清楚点。
Explain.
因为我不想被砍掉尾巴。
Because I don't want to have my tail chopped off.
对。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
这很明显吧?
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
而且女孩子吃掉你一点粥也没那么严重,如果
And it's not that bad if a girl eats some of your porridge and
那我会当爸爸。
Well, I would be the the dad.
你当爸爸?
You'd be the dad?
是的。
Yeah.
因为她一口都没吃。
Because she didn't eat any
是她妈妈的。
of The his mom,
其实。
actually.
她一口都没吃自己的粥?
She didn't eat any of her porridge?
因为我是女孩,所以是妈妈。
The mom because I'm a girl.
好的。
Okay.
那我们接着聊聊关于食物的问题吧。
Let's move on then to some questions about food.
真香。
Yum.
如果你这辈子只能吃一种食物,必须一直吃同一种,你会选什么?
If you had to eat only one food forever, so you have you have to eat only one food forever, what food would you choose?
我会选热狗。
I would choose hot dog.
连肠带面包一起?
The whole thing, the sausage, the bread?
香肠、面包,还有番茄酱。
The sausage, bread, ketchup ketchup.
特别棒。
Very good.
这可真够意外的。
That's random.
你平时也不怎么吃热狗吧。
You don't often eat hot dogs.
你为什么偏偏选热狗呢?
Why do you why do you choose hot dogs?
因为有香肠、面包和番茄酱。
Because there's sausage and bread and ketchup.
这三样都是我最爱的。
The three things I love.
嗯,明白了。
Okay.
不过这东西营养可不怎么样,对吧?
It's not very nutritional though, isn't it?
你说是不是?
Is it?
这东西营养没多少。
It's not very high in nutrients.
我告诉你我加了些什么。
And I would tell you what I'd tell you what I put in.
我加了薯条。
I put fries.
等一下。
Wait a minute.
加在热狗里?
In the hot dog?
不是,是搭配着吃。
No, with.
所以你是说,可以把薯条当配菜一起吃?
Okay, you're assuming then that you can add fries as a side dish to this.
你这么看着我,好像这事儿还得我点头似的。
Okay, you're looking at me in a very strange way as if I get to decide.
好吧,你再加份薯条,可这还是没什么营养。
Okay, you'd have fries as well, there's still no nutritional value in that.
那我就在热狗里加胡萝卜。
Then I would put carrots in my hot dog.
嗯,这倒是个有意思的话题。
Okay, that's an interesting topic.
不是胡萝卜。
No, not carrots.
意面。
Pasta.
不不不。
No, no, no.
碳水。
Carbo.
细面。
Narrow pasta
像卡邦纳意面吗?
like Carbonara?
是的。
Yeah.
意面配一些培根碎。
Pasta pasta with with bits of bacon in it.
所以你有
So you've got
还有香肠。
And sausage.
你有香肠,是猪肉做的,再加上带培根的意面。
So you've got sausage which is made of pork and pasta with bacon.
而且不是素香肠。
And not and not the vegetarian sausage.
我不喜欢那种。
I don't like that.
好吧。
Okay.
对。
Right.
我不确定你能不能撑得住,因为这样吃根本没法提供身体所需的均衡营养。
I'm not sure you're gonna survive because that will not provide you with all of the nutrients that you need for a balanced diet.
好的。
Okay.
我会的。
I'll yeah.
我就想要那个。
I just want that.
说实话,我也不知道该选什么。
I don't know what I would choose, to be honest with you.
我完全没主意。
I've got no idea.
我觉得有时候很难说清楚到底哪种单一食物能让人活下去,但肯定得是那种包含各种营养成分的,比如能量和蛋白质。
I think sometimes I I don't know what one single food you could live on, but it it would need to be something that would have kind of all sorts of different things in it, energy and protein.
嗯,它确实有能量。
Well, it does have energy.
对。
Yeah.
确实有。
It does.
它里面应该含有一些碳水化合物。
It's got some I guess there's some carbohydrate.
确实有蛋白质,但根本没什么营养价值。
There's some protein in there, but there's just no nutritional value to it at all.
还行吧。
It's okay.
就是,还行吧。
It's it's like, it's okay.
还行吧。
It's okay.
哦,确实。
Oh, yeah.
是吗?
Is it?
我觉得你大概活到三十岁左右,就会突然倒下,这辈子就结束了。
I think you'd probably get to about 30 years old and then you'd just keel over and just that would be it for you.
我不太喜欢这个问题。
Not sure I like that question.
如果披萨可以加任何配料的话
If pizza could have any topping
哦,我喜欢这个话题。
Oh, I love that one.
如果披萨可以加任何配料,哪怕再离谱的,你会加什么?
If pizza could have absolutely any topping, even crazy ones, what would you put on it?
对我来说的配料,面包部分我会用巧克力蛋糕来做。
Toppings for me, I would put, for the bread, it would be, like chocolate cake.
所以面包里加了巧克力?
So the bread has chocolate in it?
是的。
Yeah.
不是。
No.
等等。
Wait.
是巧克力牛角面包那种面包。
It's vienoise of chocolate vienoise, the bread.
好吧。
Okay.
然后我会在番茄上加巧克力。
Then I'd put chocolate for the tomat.
那就是说面包里加了巧克力豆。
That means it's got chocolate chips in it.
是的。
Yeah.
番茄酱也要用巧克力来做。
Chocolate for the sauce tomat, for the tomato sauce.
明白了。
Okay.
用来做
For
这是披萨,所以基础是面团、番茄、奶酪,其他配料可以自由添加,但你现在不仅把巧克力混进面团里,还把番茄酱换成了巧克力酱,那奶酪还保留吗?
Well it's a pizza so it's bread tomato cheese and then you can add any other toppings but you're alright you're including you're incorporating chocolate into the bread and changing the tomato sauce for chocolate sauce you still got you still got cheese?
不是,是M&M巧克力豆。
No It's m m m m's.
M&M巧克力豆?
M and m's?
呃。
Ugh.
接着说。
Go on.
甜食、巧克力,就这样了。
Sweets, chocolate, and there we go.
哦,这听起来太恶心了。
Oh, that sounds absolutely disgusting.
不好意思啊,意大利朋友们。
I'm sorry, Italian people.
意大利?
Italian?
对。
Yeah.
意大利。
Italian.
意大利人对自己的披萨特别自豪,对吧?
Italian people are very proud of their pizza, aren't they?
而你却完全
And you just completely
彻底捣碎了。
root really really.
不好意思。
Sorry.
对我来说,不管什么披萨、什么配料,我的原则就是越简单越好。
For me, any pizza, any topping I think for me, my approach to pizza is just keep it simple.
奶酪、番茄,有时候就加点蘑菇,真香。
Cheese, tomato, and sometimes just something as simple as mushrooms Yum.
或者意大利辣香肠。
Or pepperoni.
不过真香。
But Yum.
我不是那种喜欢往披萨上堆一堆配料的人。
I'm not one of these people who's all about throwing everything onto a pizza.
比如菠萝,嗯,真香。
Know, the pineapple and Oh, yum.
火腿、鸡肉、金枪鱼……
Ham and chicken and tuna
还有西兰花,你看。
and broccoli and Look.
这么多乱七八糟的东西。
All these different things.
有时候,披萨简单才是最好吃的。
Sometimes pizza is best when you keep it simple.
汉堡也是同样的道理。
It's the same with burgers.
汉堡最好的吃法就是简单纯粹。
A burger is best when it's just very simple.
汉堡,面包,奶酪,酸黄瓜酱。
Burger, bread, cheese, relish.
酸黄瓜酱是什么?
What's relish?
就是那种腌制的食材。
That's like pickled
哦,原来如此。
Oh, yeah.
各种腌菜。
Things.
黄色的。
Yellow.
还有腌洋葱,不过我
But pickled onion and I
不太喜欢
don't like
就是那个。
that.
酸黄瓜。
Pickles.
我不喜欢那个。
I don't like that.
这样就够了。
And that's enough.
再来点芥末和番茄酱,就差不多了。
And some mustard and ketchup, and that's enough.
好。
Okay.
我来问几个假设性的问题。
Here are some, what if questions.
哦。
Oh.
好的。
Okay.
如果重力突然停止作用五分钟,会发生什么?
What if gravity stopped working for five minutes?
你觉得如果重力停止作用五分钟,会发生什么?
What do you think would happen if gravity stopped working for five minutes?
重力又怎么了?
Gravity again?
重力是一种力,比如我拿着手机松开手,手机会怎么样?
Gravity is a force which, for example, if I hold my phone and let go, what happens to the phone?
哦,对啊。
Oh, yeah.
它会掉到地板上。
It goes on the floorboard.
它会掉下来。
It falls down.
而且手机很可能就摔坏了。
And it probably breaks.
那我们都会飘到天上去。
Well, we would all go up.
我们会飘上去吗?
Would we go up?
我觉得我们只是会慢慢飘起来。
I think we would just basically start to float.
对。
Yes.
是的。
Yeah.
如果我们跳起来,就不会再落回地面了。
And so if we jump, we don't go down again.
没错。
Yeah.
这有点危险吧?
So that's a bit dangerous, isn't it?
因为你一跳,可能就直接飞上天了。
Because you might just jump and fly off into the sky.
那你就没了。
And then that's you.
你会一直飘向太空。
You'd just be drifting out into space.
那可太糟糕了。
That would be terrible.
还好有重力。
So thank goodness for gravity.
你知道重力是怎么来的吗?
Do you know why gravity exists?
不知道。
No.
这是因为质量
It's because the mass
对,没错。
Oh yes.
地球就像被一层保护罩围着,挡住了来自太空的危险。
It's just like the the there's like a protection a protection on earth like this who protects earth from space.
如果你直接往上飞,屁股可就要着火了。
And if you just fly up, well, your bum is gonna be fire.
如果
If
你往上飞,屁股可就要着火了。
you fly up, your bum is gonna be fire.
是啊。
Yeah.
确实如此。
This is true.
确实如此。
It's true.
你是说你的屁股会着火?
Do you mean your bum is gonna be fire?
因为有一层透明的东西。
Because there's like a transparent thing.
所以才这样。
That's why
透明层。
Transparent layer.
对。
Yeah.
因此陨石不会随便就砸到地球上。
And that's why the rocks don't go just on Earth like that.
有时候也会。
They do sometimes.
是的。
Yeah.
但不是那种小石头。
But not like the tiny rocks.
而且像那样,星星也不会掉下来。
And like that, stars don't go down.
对。
Right.
所以你是说地球有大气层,而太空没有大气层。
So you're talking about the fact that the Earth has an atmosphere and space doesn't have an atmosphere.
那是真空。
It's a vacuum.
太空中没有空气。
There's no air in space.
而地球的大气层其实非常稠密,充满了空气分子。
Whereas the atmosphere of Earth is actually very thick, full of air molecules.
而且大气层里还有其他物质,能过滤掉太阳射来的辐射波。
And also, are other things in the atmosphere that filter out radioactive waves that come from the sun.
所以当一个物体进入地球大气层时,会从完全真空的状态突然进入一个非常稠密的环境,这时候会产生巨大的摩擦。
And so when an object enters the Earth's atmosphere, it transfers from zero atmosphere, a vacuum, into actually something that's quite thick and there's a lot of friction when it arrives.
摩擦?
Friction?
对,摩擦。
Friction.
一支笔。
A pen.
你说的笔是那种在学校用的文具,但摩擦指的是两个物体相互接触并相对运动时产生的阻力。
Well, a friction is a type of pen that you use at school, but friction itself is when something rubs up against something else.
比如说
For example
我的手。
My hand.
是的。
Yeah.
如果你骑着滑板从街上滑下来,把一只脚踩到地上,那就是摩擦。
If you're on a skateboard rolling down the street and you put one foot onto the ground, it goes that's friction.
那会发生什么?
And what happens?
可能会着火。
It can become fire.
你会慢下来。
Well, you slow down.
但如果你速度够快,脚底的鞋底会变热。
But if you're going fast enough, yeah, your foot's the sole of your shoe is gonna get hot.
如果你开车时时速一百英里,把脚伸出去踩在地上,脚底会变得非常非常烫。
If you're going in a car 100 miles an hour and you stick your foot out and put it on the floor, the the bottom of your foot's gonna get very, very hot.
然后就会着火。
And then it's gonna be fire.
如果你速度够快,最终它可能会真的着火。
Eventually, if you're going fast enough, then it might actually start to burn.
当物体进入地球大气层时,会因为高速与空气摩擦产生大量热量。
So when something enters the Earth's atmosphere, there's a lot of friction as it rubs up against the air moving very fast, probably.
如果是一颗小行星以极快的速度冲进大气层,巨大的摩擦瞬间就会产生,空气全都在它表面剧烈摩擦。
If it's an asteroid entering the Earth's atmosphere, a large rock moving very, very fast, suddenly there's a great deal of friction as it enters the atmosphere, and all of the air rubs up against it.
然后它就开始燃烧,甚至可能完全烧尽。
And, yeah, it starts to burn, and it might burn up completely.
这时候你看到的就是夜空中的流星。
And that's when you see a shooting star in the sky.
你看到的其实就是一小块岩石在大气层里烧毁的过程。
That's essentially what you're seeing is like a little bit of rock burning up in the atmosphere.
有些岩石能完整穿过大气层,下落时通常还带着火焰。
Some rocks make it all the way through, and they they they're often on fire as they fall through the air.
这些我们称之为陨石。
These are what we call meteors.
我以前见过一次。
I saw one once.
什么?
What?
我那时候站在小时候住的房子后院,和朋友一起望着远处的田野,突然看见天边一个燃烧的火球从云层下方划落,身后拖着一道烟迹,最后消失在地平线下。
I was standing in the back garden in the house where I grew up, looking out over a field with a friend of mine, and we saw in the distance a burning a ball of fire popped down beneath the clouds and leave a trail of smoke behind it, and it just went down over the horizon.
我们俩对视一眼,完全惊呆了。
And we looked at each other, and we were gobsmacked.
我们这才意识到,刚才看到的是一颗陨石砸向地面。
And we realized that we'd just seen a meteor, hitting the ground.
我们其实没看见它撞地,但亲眼目睹了它从天上坠落的过程。
We didn't actually see it hit the ground, but we saw it falling down through the sky.
总之,重力是一种把物体拉向地球中心的力。
So, anyway, gravity is a force that pulls objects towards, in this case, the center of the Earth.
地球非常庞大,质量也极大。
The Earth is, very large, and it has very high mass.
是的
Yeah.
所以太空中体积大的物体具有
So large objects in space have
明白
Okay.
我们有质量
We got mass.
是的
Yeah.
这跟重量差不多
It's similar to weight.
不完全一样,但跟重量很相似
It's not exactly the same, but similar to weight.
所以质量大的物体会把其他物体拉向自己
So objects with high mass pull other objects towards them.
比如,太阳是我们太阳系里最大的天体,所有行星都绕着太阳转,因为我们都被它的引力吸引住了。
So for example, the sun is the largest object in our in our solar system, and all the planets orbit the sun because we are caught in its gravitational pull.
对。
Yes.
对吧?
Right?
我挺喜欢的
I did like
关于它的介绍。
A presentation about it.
所以我什么都知道了。
So I know everything.
你什么都知道。
You know everything.
好的。
Okay.
所以,要是引力突然消失了,东西就会飘起来。
So anyway, if if gravity stopped, then things would Next sort of float in the question.
你想象一下,如果全世界的人突然都开始像鸭子一样说话会怎样?
What if can you imagine if everyone in the world suddenly started speaking like a duck?
对啊。
Mhmm.
然后他们会觉得我们也是鸭子。
And they would think that we're ducks.
是的。
Yeah.
但也许鸭子会突然掌控世界,因为大家都开始说鸭语了。
But maybe ducks would suddenly become, in control of the world because suddenly ducks, we're all speaking duck language.
鸭子其实早就说鸭语好多年了,所以它们才会掌权。
Ducks have been speaking duck language for for years, so they would be in charge.
所以鸭子可能会 takeover。
So maybe the ducks would take over.
天哪。
Oh, no.
要是鸭子掌管了世界,那会是个什么样的世界?
What what kind of world would that be where ducks are in charge?
你别进那片水里。
You go in there in that water.
我不让你碰我的水。
I don't want you in my water.
你只要给我点吃的就行。
Give me food, basically.
对。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
那会很无聊。
It would be boring.
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