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我所有的回忆，都发生在五个街区范围之内。
Every memory I have can be contained in a five block radius.
那边那个拐角，就是我摔自行车的地方。
That corner over there, that's where I crashed my bike.
我姐詹姆斯早就不用辅助轮了，我就自己把轮子拆了。
My older sister James graduated from training wheels, so I took mine off by myself.
顺着那条街走，是家书店，我以前偷偷跑去读《暮光之城》，结果老板在农贸市场碰见我妈，跟她说我着了魔似的迷上吸血鬼。
Down that street is the bookstore where I used to secretly read the Twilight books until the owner saw my mom at the farmer's market and told her I was into vampires.
我这辈子所有的事，全发生在柳树村。
Everything that's ever happened to me has happened in Willow Grove.
好事、坏事、丢人的事，全挤在这座你见过最小的小镇里。
All the good things, the bad things, the embarrassing ones, everything smooshed into the tiniest town you've ever seen.
爸？
Dad?
詹姆斯？
James?
是伊薇。
It's Evie.
咱俩就两个女儿，我爸居然还分不清谁是谁。
You'd think that with only two daughters, my dad would be able to tell us apart.
我在楼上。
I'm upstairs.
爸，哪一层啊？
Dad, where upstairs?
主卧。
Primary.
天哪。
Woah.
嗨，宝贝。
Hey, sweetie.
原来在这儿啊。
There you are.
是的
Yeah.
你找到我了。
You found me.
咱们得想个比大喊大叫更好的办法。
We've got to come up with a better system than the yelling.
我还以为你说话本来就是这么大嗓门呢。
I thought yelling was your natural volume.
对啊
Uh-huh.
那你觉得呢？
So what do you think?
这房间跟我上次看见的时候一模一样。
That this room looks like the same as the last time I saw it.
哎呀，别闹了。
Oh, come on.
我在这儿做了些大改动。
I've made some major changes here.
哦，这样啊。
Oh, okay.
嗯，明白了。
Okay.
是的。
Yeah.
你看出来了吧？
See?
法式门窗，很有法国味儿。
French doors, very French.
这法式门窗是新装的。
The French doors are new.
法式门窗通向一个朱丽叶式小阳台。
French doors that open onto a Juliet balcony.
天啊，老爸。
Damn, dad.
真棒。
Nice.
哦，不好意思。
Oh, excuse me.
哎呀，威利格斯，老爸。
Gee, Willigers, papa.
这阳台真不错。
Nice balcony.
你妈说太贵了，但我只想让她能看到日落。
Well, your mom said they were too expensive, but I wanted her to have a sunset.
所以你才选这间当主卧？
That's why you picked this room for the primary?
现在想想，好像有点傻。
I guess it seems silly now.
不是。
No.
没那回事。
It's not.
我根本没想过。
I never pictured it.
没她一块儿搬过来。
Moving here without her.
是啊。
Yeah.
很难想象，你一边给她盖梦想中的家，她却头也不回地离开了你的生活。
Hard to picture your wife walking out your life while you build her a dream house.
伊芙。
Eves.
还记得我之前说过那些好事坏事吗？
Remember when I said all the good things and all the bad things?
这么说吧，我妈离开我们这事，就归在‘特别糟的事’那档里。
Well, let's just say that my mom leaving us can be found under the file marked very bad thing.
不，我不想谈这个。
And no, I don't wanna talk about it.
是的，我很好，真的。
And yes, I am just fine.
咱们走吧。
We should go.
詹姆斯还在家等咱们带晚饭回去呢。
James is waiting for us to bring home dinner.
记起来了吗？
Remember?
咱们已经迟了。
We're already behind schedule.
你妹妹对时间表简直有点病态了。
Your sister has an unhealthy relationship with her schedule.
是啊。
Yeah.
咱们不如偷走她的计划本，看看她多久会崩溃。
We should steal her planner and see how long it takes for her to crack.
你有点问题。
There's something wrong with you.
我觉得这是遗传的。
I think it's genetic.
一顿丰盛的泰餐过后，我们各自开始睡前routine。
After a glorious Thai food dinner, our bedtime routines commenced.
我的五分钟就能搞定，闭着眼睛都行。
Mine can be completed in five minutes with my eyes closed.
詹姆斯哪怕上学日也要花上一个小时。
James can take up to an hour, even on a school night.
明天又要上学了。
School starts up again tomorrow.
寒假正式结束了。
Winter break officially over.
真好啊。
Goody.
真期待继续跟那二十个从小学前就天天盯着的娃一起上私立学校啊。
Can't wait to continue my private school education with the same 20 kids I've been staring at since before I was potty trained.
你可算来了。
Took you long enough.
天哪，埃薇。
Jesus, Evie.
你干嘛跑我房间来？
Why are you in my room?
你现在护肤步骤搞到多少了？
How many skincare steps do you have now?
九步、十步
Nine, ten,
一百步？
a 100?
趁早开始才重要嘛。
Well, it's important to start young.
你都十八了。
You're 18.
你那些皱纹至少还得十年才冒得出来呢。
Your wrinkles won't even set in for, like, ten more years.
我目标是二百步。
I'm going for twenty.
行吧，你真是疯了。
Okay, crazy.
过来一下。
Now come here.
我有个提议。
I've got a proposal.
不行
No.
我绝对
I will
不会再帮你写
not be doing
你的三角作业了
your trigonometry homework again.
你根本不信任我啊。
You have no faith in me.
不是的。
No.
我是不信你那数学水平。
I have no faith in your mathematical abilities.
喂。
Hey.
你只要下定决心，啥都能做成啊。
Believe you can do anything you put your mind to Aw.
除非是你不喜欢的，或者你根本搞不定的事。
Except for the things you don't like and the things you suck at.
好吧。
Okay.
哇哦。
Wow.
谢了啊。
Thanks for that.
你能坐下吗？
Can you sit down, please?
行吧。
Fine.
你有什么建议？
What is your proposal?
这听起来可能有点疯，但你先听我说完。
This is gonna sound crazy, but just go with me here.
明白吗？
Okay?
嗯，行。
Okay.
今天我跟爸爸待在家里。
I was at the house with dad today.
哪个家？
Which house?
你说哪个家啊，詹姆斯？
What do you mean the house, James?
爸爸是建筑师，艾薇。
Dad is an architect, Evie.
我怎么知道你说的是哪个房子？
How am I supposed to know what house you're talking about?
天哪。
Oh my god.
就是那个房子，詹姆斯。
The house, James.
就是爸以前给我们家建的，结果妈后来决定离开之前那个。
The one dad was building for our family before our mom decided to, like, leave.
哦，那个啊。
Oh, that one.
对啊。
Yeah.
你倒是跟上啊，姐。
Keep up, sister.
我今天去那房子了，他正给我看主卧的新扩建部分。
So I was at the house, and he was showing me the new additions to the primary suite.
他就站在那儿，望着他新装的朱丽叶阳台外头，那样子，真的特别特别让人心酸。
And he was, like, standing there, looking into the distance off of his brand new Juliet balcony, and it was, like, so effing sad, dude.
操。
Shit.
是啊。
Yeah.
等等。
Wait.
你刚骂人了？
Did you just swear?
再说一遍。
Say it again.
我想设成他的来电铃声。
I want his ringtone.
埃薇，随你吧。
Evie, whatever.
什么提议？
What's the proposal?
好吧。
Okay.
对。
Right.
我觉得爸该找个女朋友了，而且咱们还得给他介绍一个。
So I think dad needs a girlfriend, and I think we're gonna get him one.
你说啥？
I'm sorry?
他真需要个人陪着，詹姆斯。
He needs someone, James.
他一个人坐在那栋修得跟古董似的维多利亚式房子里，哭得稀里哗啦的。
He's like sitting in a perfectly restored Victorian home crying his eyes out.
哟，这人还挺爱哭的。
Well, that's a crier.
连看见老头老太太牵手都能哭出来。
He even cries at old people holding hands.
没错。
Exactly.
他简直就是贺卡电影里的男主。
He's like a Hallmark movie protagonist.
他不该一个人过。
He shouldn't be single.
这对他心脏可不好，从医学角度说都算有风险了。
It's gotta be, like, bad for his heart, like medically speaking or something.
你这话倒是有道理。
You do have a point.
看吧。
See?
我就觉得，要是他能谈个恋爱，说不定再结一次婚，那该多好。
I just think it would be so nice if he fell in love and, I don't know, maybe got married again.
等等。
Wait.
结婚？
Married?
女孩子？
Girls?
对啊。
Yes.
今天是上学日。
It's a school night.
别逗了。
No way.
真的？
Really?
对不起，爸。
Sorry, dad.
明天早上别跟我提这事儿。
I don't wanna hear about it in the morning.
爸，我们刚才可是在讨论月经的事。
Dad, we're literally discussing menstruation.
你能走开吗？
Can you go?
不行。
No.
你们俩现在都没来月经。
Neither of you is on your period right now.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
好恶心。
Ew.
等等。
Wait.
爸，你咋会知道这个？
Dad, how do you even know that?
上周我问你怎么了，你一下子就哭了。
Last week, I asked you what's wrong, and you burst into tears.
然后伊薇说，我们来月经了。
And then Evie said, we're menstruating.
天哪。
Oh my god.
快去睡觉吧。
Please go to bed.
晚安，孩子们。
Good night, girls.
晚安，爸爸。
Good night, dad.
你觉得他听见咱们说话了吗？
Do you think he heard us?
谁知道呢。
No clue.
那你觉得呢？
So what do you think?
你觉得什么啊？
What do I think of what?
老兄，我说的是我的计划。
Dude, my plan.
什么计划？
What plan?
根本没什么计划。
There was no plan.
啊？
What?
你就是想把她爸撮合出去，好给自己弄个继母。
There's just you wanting to marry off her dad so you can get a stepmommy.
哎呀，我可没提什么继母。
Oh, I said nothing about a stepmommy.
是啊。
Yeah.
但你就是想要一个。
But you want one.
对吧？
Right?
我只是希望咱爸能开心。
I want our dad to be happy.
你告我啊。
Sue me.
是吗？
Uh-huh.
真的？
Really?
他到底能跟谁约会啊？
Who's he even gonna date?
咱们这整个镇子上的人我们全认识，个个都是白人，还穿着针织套衫。
We know everyone in this entire town, and they're all white and wearing a sweater set.
随你便吧。
Whatever.
我爸是白人，还穿针织套衫？
Dad's white and wearing a sweater set?
对啊。
Yes.
而且咱们这白人老爸还属A型。
And our white dad has a A type.
那当然。
Sure.
那咱们就只能
Well, we're just gonna have
换个思路了。
to think outside the box.
等等。
Wait.
别急。
Hold on.
你说的‘我们’是谁？
Who's we?
哦，我搞错了。
Oh, my mistake.
我还以为你关心这个家呢。
I thought you cared about the well-being of this family.
但你明年就要上大学了，你干嘛还在乎？
But I guess you're leaving for college next year, so why would you care?
埃薇，行吧。
Evie, fine.
你让我干什么？
What do you need me to do?
嘿。
Hey.
别再赖床了，Evie。
No more snoozing, Evie.
快起来。
Up.
早上起来，我真后悔昨晚熬那么晚。
So in the morning, I did regret my late night.
我后悔那天买了这个闹钟。
I regret the day that I bought that alarm clock.
我后悔我出生那天。
I regret the day I was born.
我本来就不是早起型的人。
I'm not much of a morning person.
该去上学了。
Now it's time for school.
先去班会，然后上三角函数。
Homeroom, then trig.
杀了我吧。
Kill me.
是
Is
这个座位有人坐吗？
this seat taken?
明显没人啊，帕克。
Obviously not, Parker.
你看见有人坐在那椅子上吗？
Do you see someone sitting in that chair?
早上别问我这种蠢问题行不行。
Please don't ask me stupid questions in the morning.
哇。
Wow.
有些事真是从来都没变过。
Some things really never change.
啥？
What?
哥们儿，从你还没发育的时候起，第一节课你就一直对我这么没礼貌。
Dude, you've been rude to me in first period since before you entered puberty.
行吧。
Okay.
你知道吗？
You know what?
别说了，好吗？
No more talking, please.
等等。
Wait.
哈维太太后面那个是谁？
Who is that behind missus Harvey?
同学们早上好。
Good morning, class.
我……
I
刚才不是说早上好了吗。
said good morning.
孩子们，安静点。
Children, please.
欢迎回来。
Welcome back.
希望你们寒假过得都挺开心的。
Oh, I hope you all enjoyed your winter break.
你们可能注意到了，米尔纳老师今天没来。
You might have noticed that missus Milner is not here.
她去休产假了。
She's away on maternity leave.
这位是斯泰西老师。
This is miss Stacy.
她会接手你们的班主任工作、米尔纳太太的历史课，还要负责年鉴指导。
She will be covering your homeroom, missus Milner's history classes, and even taking over as yearbook adviser.
天哪。
Oh my god.
那个斯泰西老师，真的超有魅力，就是那种三十多岁、黑发、像露易丝·莱恩一样的类型。
That miss Stacy woman, she is hot in, like, a late thirties, black Lois Lane kind of way.
哎哟，埃薇。
Ow, Evie.
那她
Is the
代课老师戴结婚戒指了吗？
sub wearing a wedding ring?
为什么这么问？
Why?
你对她有意思？
You got a crush on her?
你脑袋太大了，我根本看不到。
I can't see over your big ass head.
你仔细瞧瞧。
Just look.
我也不确定。
I don't know.
没戴戒指。
No ring.
太棒了！
Jackpot.
你不能跟老师谈恋爱
You can't date
老师不能追，这不道德，搞不好还违法。
a teacher, it's immoral and it's probably illegal.
咱们还是别说了，行吗？
Let's go back to not talking, okay?
现在你们都要听Stacy老师的话啊。
Now, you all behave for Ms.
听好了啊。
Stacy, all right.
好好过一天。
Have a great day.
大家好。
Hi, everyone.
能来这儿我真开心。
I'm so happy to be here.
我知道我可能跟你们以前的老师不太一样。
I know I might be a little different than other teachers you've had.
年轻点，个子矮点，估计也酷一点。
A little younger, a little shorter, and probably a little cooler.
我可能得花点时间
And it might take me a moment
才能记住你们所有人名字，但我一定会记住的。
to learn all of your names, but I will learn them.
我保证。
Promise.
好嘞。
Okay.
咱们先点个名吧？
Let's get attendance out of the way, shall we?
黛西·亚当斯？
Daisy Adams?
我要是再不去上三角函数课就要迟到了。
I am gonna be so late for trig.
就算去了我也听不懂，但我得去找詹姆斯。
Not that I would even understand it if I was there, but I have to find James.
我得溜到三楼的高三储物柜区，还不能让我的三角形老师班克斯老师看见。
I have to get to the senior locker base on the 3rd Floor without being seen by my trig teacher, mister Banks.
是的。
Yeah.
你没听错。
You heard that right.
我还得跟一个叫班克斯的男人学我最烂的科目。
I have to learn a subject I suck at from a man named Banks.
詹姆斯。
James.
杰米在里面。
Jamie is in.
你在这儿干嘛呢？
What are you doing up here?
你不是该上课了吗？
You have class.
快过来。
Get over here.
这事要是没劲，你可就惨了。
This better be good.
当然有劲了。
Oh, it is.
我找到她了。
I found her.
你找到谁了？
You found who?
咱爸的新老婆。
Our daddy's new mommy.
我们真该再去找那个心理医生了。
We seriously need to call that therapist again.
你到底有没有在听我说话啊？
Are you, like, not hearing me?
我都说了，我找到她了。
I said I found her.
她美得不行。
She's gorgeous.
她是代课老师。
She's a substitute teacher.
我有没说过她超好看？
Did I mention she's gorgeous?
等等。
Wait.
米纳老师的代课老师？这么漂亮？
Miss Milner's sub is hot?
天哪。
Ugh.
我居然要跟个代课老师约会？
I can't believe I have a sub for a push.
喂？
Hello?
集中点注意力。
Focus, please.
她看起来像位年轻黑人市长的夫人。
She looks like a young black mayor's wife.
她戴眼镜呢，詹姆斯。
She wears glasses, James.
小小的、特别精致的眼镜，法式风格的那种。
Little teeny tiny chic ones like very French ones.
哦。
Oh.
天哪。
Woah.
我单身？
I No single?
我不知道。
I don't know.
不过她没戴戒指。
No ring, though.
真的吗？
Really?
操。
Shit.
好吧。
Okay.
你把她带出去散个步后，来找我。
Find me after you have her for a push.
我去跟班克斯说，我迷路了。
I'm gonna go try and convince Banks I got lost.
我们从幼儿园就开始来这儿了。
We've been going here since kindergarten.
费思，詹姆斯顿。
Faith, Jameson.
去弄点来。
Find some.
好嘞。
Alright.
明天见啊各位。
See you all tomorrow.
别忘了，放学后我随时可以帮你们辅导AP考试。
And don't forget, I'm available after school for AP test prep.
别让考试突然袭来措手不及。
Don't let those tests sneak up on you.
到时候后悔就晚了。
You'll regret it.
嗨，JC老师？
Hi, miss JC?
是的。
Yes.
哦，你是James对吧？
Oh, you're James.
对吧？
Right?
对。
Yes.
你记性真好。
Good memory.
这名字不错。
Good name.
谢谢。
Thanks.
你找我有事？
Did you need something?
是啊。
Yeah.
那你做家教吗？
Well, do you tutor?
你需要家教？
You need a tutor?
米勒老师给我留了张条子，提到你了。
Well, I Miss Milner left me a note about you.
她留了？
She did?
主要是讲班上那些调皮的孩子和表现突出的学生。
More of a guide on the, problem children and the shining stars.
哦。
Oh.
这种事本来不该跟你说的。
Probably shouldn't be telling you this.
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没事的。
It's okay.
我不会说出去的。
I I won't tell.
那这个尖子生，是给谁当家教啊？
So shining star, who's the tutor for?
我妹妹。
My sister.
她现在是高二，特别难搞。
She's a junior and a wildcard.
你在美国社会课上就能见到她。
You'll meet her in American Civ.
她叫埃薇。
Her name's Evie.
哦，埃薇。
Oh, Evie.
原来你早就听说过她了。
So you've already heard of her.
对啊。
Mhmm.
她跟我一个早读班。
She's in my homeroom.
嗯，没错。
Right.
我觉得她可能不想请家教，但说不定真需要，特别是如果她想申请加州大学的话。
I don't think she'll want a tutor, but she may need one, especially if she wants to get into a UC school.
她目标是加州大学？
She has her eyes on a UC?
要是我能进斯坦福，那她肯定也是。
Well, if I get into Stanford, then yes.
我们俩从来没分开过。
We've never really been apart.
你们一定很亲密吧。
You must be pretty close.
特别亲密。
Very.
我该去上微积分了，祝你今天剩下的时间顺利。
I should get to calc, but good luck with the rest of your day.
谢谢。
Thank you.
听上去我确实需要这好运。
Sounds like I'm gonna need it.
今天一堆教学大纲砸过来，我根本没法集中注意力。
I cannot focus on all the syllabi being thrown at me today.
这么多作业怎么可能塞进一个学期里？
How can all of that homework possibly fit into one semester?
这些老师到底怎么想的？
What is wrong with these teachers?
他们不知道我正忙着呢吗？
Don't they know I'm in the middle of something?
正忙着重要的事呢？
Something important?
等等啊。
Wait a second.
我收到詹姆斯的消息了。
I'm getting a text from James.
上课当然不能玩手机了。
I'm not supposed to have this in class, obviously.
好吧。
Okay.
詹姆斯说，斯泰西老师超有魅力。
James said, miss Stacy is hot.
又漂亮又温柔。
Pretty and nice.
我爸那一型的。
Dad's type.
我们现在咋办？
WTF do we do now?
接下来咋整？
What do we do next?
我完全没头绪。
No effing idea.
得再搞点情报。
Need more intel.
发过去。
Send.
天哪。
Oh, god.
老师在看我吗？
Is the teacher looking at me?
她确实在盯着你。
She definitely is.
我手机肯定要被没收了。
I'm gonna get my phone taken away.
对啊。
Yeah.
所以我手机真被没收了。
So I got my phone taken away.
一整天都没法给詹姆斯发消息。
Couldn't text James for the rest of the day.
太糟心了。
Huge bummer.
这估计得创纪录了吧。
Gotta be some sort of record.
但没手机反而逼得我想出点新招来盯梢。
But the lack of technology did inspire me to get a little creative with my spying.
你说什么？
Excuse me?
我能去趟洗手间吗？
Can I have the bathroom pass?
你去哪啊？
Where
德莱恩，你要去哪儿？
are you going, Dylan?
洗手间在那边。
Bathroom's that way.
啊？
What?
帕克，你跟踪我了？
Did you follow me, Parker?
你干嘛弯着腰成那样？
Why are you all hunched over like that?
我没有。
I'm not.
是吗。
Right.
你干嘛呢？
What are you doing?
听那些我听不懂的词，我都想上厕所了。
Oh, listening to words I don't know makes me have to tinkle.
真棒。
Lovely.
偷偷溜出教室去校长办公室？
Sneaking out of class to go to the principal's office?
你假期是不是开始吸毒了？
Did you start doing drugs over break?
我听不见。
I can't hear.
你敢信吗？那个临阵脱逃的家伙跑路后，他们上周才找到阿特和斯泰西。
Can you believe they only found Art and Stacy last week after that flake pulled out?
谁会丢下刚生完孩子的女人不管？
Who flakes on a woman who just had a baby?
要是她拒绝了，咱们可就彻底完蛋了。
We would have been capital f'd if she said no.
一周？
A week?
操。
Shit.
你们俩在这儿干嘛呢？
What are you two doing out here?
帕克肚子不舒服。
Parker is having intestinal distress.
是吧，帕克？
Aren't you, Parker?
什么？
What?
是啊。
Yeah.
真的，特别特别糟，简直了。
Like, really, really, oh, so bad.
我们家有这个遗传。
It it runs in my family.
当然，我不是在玩梗啊。
No pun intended, by the way.
所以我跟他说，我陪他去洗手间。
So I said I would escort him to the bathroom.
他还需要人陪着去？
He needs an escort?
有时候肚子疼得厉害，腿都会抽筋。
Well, sometimes cramping, it it makes his leg seize up.
哦，对不起，哈维小姐。
Oh, sorry, miss Harvey.
我们得赶紧走了。
We we gotta go now.
人有三急，你懂的。
Nature's calling, you know.
是啊。
Yeah.
对。
Yes.
快去吧。
Well, go on.
好险啊。
That was close.
好吧。
Okay.
是的
Yeah.
你欠我的可多了。
You owe me, like, big time.
随便吧。
Whatever.
老兄，怎么一直没动静？
Dude, what's up with the radio silence?
詹姆斯，手机被没收了。
Phone confiscation, James.
没听说过吗？
Ever heard of it?
没听过。
No.
我可没傻到会因为发短信被抓。
Because I'm not dumb enough to get caught texting.
这要是
It'd be
咱们爸少了个女儿，可就太遗憾了。
a shame if our father had one less daughter.
别逼我。
Don't push me.
恶心。
Ew.
我吓坏了。
I'm quaking.
恶心。
Ew.
我吓坏了。
I'm quaking.
你之前说要搞到的情报呢？
What happened to the intel you were gonna get?
我还以为你真关心我的学业呢。
I thought you cared about my education.
埃维。
Evie.
行吧。
Okay.
好吧。
Fine.
我逗你玩的。
I'm just kidding.
我只知道她是临时被招进来的。
All I know is that she was hired last minute.
又有个代课老师临时退出了。
Another sub pulled out.
她是一周前才答应接这个工作的。
She only accepted the job, like, a week ago.
你到底是怎么知道的？
How on earth do you know that?
我趁上厕所的时间溜出去打听了。
I took a very long bathroom break during Do
你到底想不想毕业了？
you even want to graduate?
哦，所以你想要我的消息，现在又嫌我手段不地道？
Oh, so you want my intel, but now you don't like my methods.
你要真想翘课去打探消息，至少得弄点像样的情报吧。
Well, if you're gonna ditch class to get intel, at least make it good.
行吧。
Okay.
我明白你的意思，但你好好想想。
I hear you, but think about it.
这总归是个线索。
This is something.
谁能在不到一周的时间里把全家都搬走？
Who could pick up and move their entire family in under a week?
没人能做到。
Nobody.
那你到底想说什么？
So what's your point?
临时接到工作邀约？
Last minute job acceptance?
单身人士。
Give single.
或者
Or
体贴、懂人、现代的好老公。
Sweet, understanding, modern husband.
不可能。
Uh-uh.
别忘了，没戴戒指呢。
No ring, remember?
你真觉得这能成？
You really think this is gonna work?
詹姆斯，我说真的，她太合适了。
James, I'm telling you, she's perfect.
简直像我们俩在实验室里专门设计出来的。
It's like you and I made her in a lab.
这破地方上一次出现爸喜欢类型的女生，是什么时候的事了？
When was the last time this tiny excuse for a town had a woman who's our father's type?
咱妈？
Our mother?
对啊。
Exactly.
都快一百年前的事了。
It's like a million years ago.
这事肯定成。
This is gonna work.
老爸得去理个发了。
Dad's gonna need a haircut.
说得好，姐妹。
Amen, sister.
怎么样啊，各位女士？
How'd it go, ladies?
太好玩了。
So much fun.
我明天真想再去。
I can't wait to go back tomorrow.
这么棒啊，哦，没错。
That good, Oh, yeah.
詹姆斯？
Jamesy?
还行吧，爸。
It was fine, dad.
和以前一样。
The same.
真不敢信你高中最后半年了。
I can't believe this is your last semester of high school.
我知道。
I know.
你啥时候长这么大的？
When did you get so grown up?
爸，你要哭了吗？
Dad, are you gonna cry?
你不是还得开车呢吗？眼睛可不能哭肿了。
Don't you need your eyes to drive?
咱们得干点啥。
We should do something.
庆祝一下吧。
Celebrate.
庆祝啥？
Celebrate what?
庆祝测验又回来了？
The return of quizzes?
这可是个重要里程碑，对吧？
This is a milestone, isn't it?
咱们去喝奶昔吧。
We should get milkshakes.
以前你开学第一天，咱们总去喝奶昔。
We always used to get milkshakes on your first days.
那都是好久以前的事了，那时候咱妈还在。
That was ages ago when we still, you know, had a mom.
艾薇。
Evie.
什么？
What?
那就不喝奶昔了？
So no milkshakes.
吃个汉堡怎么样？
How about a burger?
这样行吗？
Is that acceptable?
汉堡我都没意见。
Burger's fine with me.
对。
Yeah.
太棒了，老爸。
Sounds great, dad.
好嘞。
Okay.
我得去趟洗手间。
I gotta pee.
我真得去趟洗手间了。
I gotta pee.
我走期间要是他们来了，帮我点杯可乐。
Order me a Coke if they come while I'm gone.
喂。
Hey.
现在都晚上了。
It's nighttime.
行。
Okay.
给我点杯健怡可乐。
Order me a Diet Coke.
来，说说你今天怎么样。
So tell me about your day.
没什么可卖的。
Nothing to sell.
去上了课，提前看了点书，就是第一天的那些事儿。
Went to class, got ahead of some reading, just first day stuff.
好的。
Okay.
这学期你的老师怎么样？
How are your teachers this semester?
你会喜欢他们的。
You'd like them?
是的。
Yeah.
目前为止是这样。
So far.
历史课现在是代课老师在教。
I have a sub for history.
我和她聊了家教的事。
I talked to her about tutoring.
啥？
What?
给你？
For you?
不是。
No.
是给埃薇。
For Evie.
她已经落下了？
She's already behind?
这怎么可能？
How is that possible?
没有。
No.
嗯，她现在还没落下了。
Well, she's not yet.
我只是在提前考虑而已。
I was just thinking ahead.
是啊。
Uh-huh.
你妹妹还好吗？
Is your sister okay?
她就是Evie啊。
She's Evie.
她只是在分散自己的注意力。
She's distracting herself.
但你别担心。
But don't worry.
我会帮她的。
I'm gonna help her.
那你最近怎么样？
And how are you doing?
你干嘛老问这个？
Why do you keep asking me that?
爸，我没事。
Dad, I'm fine.
我问是因为我了解你。
I'm asking because I know you.
我认识你都十八年了。
I've known you for eighteen years.
然后呢？
And?
我知道我要是不问，你根本不会主动说。
And I know that if I don't ask, you won't tell me.
真没什么好说的。
Well, there's nothing to tell.
你以前都会告诉妈的。
You used to tell mom.
那不一样。
And that's different.
其实也没必要不一样。
It doesn't have to be.
但就是不一样。
But it is.
走回我们桌的时候，我环顾四周，发现在这座小镇的小餐馆里，我们是唯一一对只有单亲的桌。
Walking back to our table, I looked around and realized that in this tiny restaurant in this teeny town, we were the only table with just one parent.
随你吧。
Whatever.
你猜怎么着？
You know what?
算了，别说了。
Scratch that.
给我来杯普通可乐。
Hit me with a regular Coke.
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