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各位，关键时刻到了。
It's crunch time, people.
家长会这周四和周五举行。
Parent teacher conferences are this Thursday and Friday.
平时这俩天我得来回溜达，等着听老师背后怎么说我，但这次不一样。
Normally, that would mean two days off spent pacing around waiting to hear which of my teachers talk shit about me, but not this time.
这次，我和詹姆斯有正事要办。
This time, James and I, we have a job to do.
我们把老爸的所有家长会都排在周五，因为周五比周四热多了，这还用说吗？
We've scheduled all of our dad's conferences for Friday because Friday is hotter than Thursday, obviously.
现在我就得去跟斯泰西老师聊聊，为啥我历史作业上写着‘来找我’。
Now I just have to talk to Miss Stacy about why it says see me on my history paper.
埃薇，嗨。
Evie, hi.
嗨。
Hi.
我的作业上写着老师想见我。
My paper says he wanted to see me.
对。
Mhmm.
你有空聊几句吗？
Do you have a moment to chat?
是的。
Yeah.
好吧，算是吧。
I guess.
听我说，你其实
Well, look, you're
没惹什么麻烦。
not in trouble.
只是我想你肯定也注意到了，你的作业上没给分数。
It's just I'm sure you've noticed there's no grade on your paper.
对的。
Yeah.
就只剩满纸的红笔批注了。
Just a lot of red ink.
没错。
Mhmm.
我想给你个重写的机会。
I'd like to give you an opportunity to rewrite it.
就是
Is
有这么糟糕吗？
it that bad?
我写的时候就觉得太赶了。
It felt rushed.
这更像个初稿对吧？
A first draft maybe?
哦。
Oh.
你上课发言的时候，我能看出来你对内容很熟悉，更重要的是，你有自己的见解。
When you speak in class, I can tell that you know the material, and even more importantly, you have a point of view.
但这些在你的写作里却没体现出来。
But that's not really reflected in your writing.
可写作和说话本来就不一样啊。
But writing isn't the same as talking.
你上课回答问题用的脑子，和写这篇论文用的是同一个脑子。
Well, the brain you use to answer questions in class is the same brain you use to write this essay.
我知道你能写得更好。
I know you can do better than this.
好吧。
Okay.
如果你最后真需要找个家教，就像你妹妹说的那样，我很乐意陪你聊聊，等等。
And if you do end up needing a tutor like your sister mentioned, I'd be happy to sit down Wait.
什么？
What?
詹姆斯跟我说你需要家教。
James told me you needed a tutor.
我不需要，不过还是谢谢你。
I don't, but thanks.
行吧。
Alright.
那我希望你周三之前重写一遍。
Then I'd like a rewrite by Wednesday.
但今天才星期一啊。
But today is Monday.
我知道。
I'm aware.
好的，斯泰西老师。
Okay, miss Stacy.
你也好好的。
You have a good one.
再见。
Bye.
拜拜。
Bye.
我非得收拾詹姆斯不可。
I'm gonna kill James.
嘿，伊夫。
Hey, Yves.
瞧瞧这是谁。
Look who it is.
叛徒来了。
The traitor.
这算个段子吗？
Is this a bit?
不是。
No.
又不是詹姆斯，你干嘛跟斯泰西老师说我要补习？
It's not James, why did you tell Miss Stacy I need to tutor?
不是。
No.
我是说你可能需要补习。
I told her you might need to tutor.
真太棒了，詹姆斯。
That's just great, James.
我就是想帮个忙。
I was just trying to help.
你这哪叫帮忙。
Well, you're not.
现在她把我当什么小项目似的盯上了。
Now she's taken me on as her little project or something.
都怪你，我得在周三前重写整篇论文。
I have to rewrite an entire paper by Wednesday, thanks to you.
至少她还肯让你重写。
At least she's letting you rewrite it.
她本来可以直接给你个不及格的。
She could've just given you a bad grade.
她让我重写，就是觉得我……有点潜力之类的。
She's only making me do this because she thinks I have, like, potential or something.
真不知道她哪儿来的这种想法。
Wonder where she got that idea from.
因为你本来就有潜力啊，埃薇。
It's because you do have potential, Evie.
你很聪明的。
You're smart.
你再说我有潜力，我就跟你急了，詹姆斯。
As smart as spare me, James.
我现在高二，还在学三角函数。
I'm a junior in trig.
我肯定不会再碰微积分了。
I'll never touch pre calc.
以我现在这成绩，能进个州立大学就不错了。
I'll be lucky to get into an effing state school at this point.
这话不对。
That's not true.
你跟爸说一声，我有车搭。
Just tell dad I have a ride.
跟谁啊？
With whom?
嘿，戴利。
Hey, Daily.
过来一下。
Come here.
嘿。
Hey.
咋了？
What's up?
咱们到底学不学啊？
So are we gonna study or what?
啊？
What?
啥？现在又怎么了？
Like like, what now?
你不是约我过来的吗？
Did you not invite me over?
哦，对了。
Oh, yeah.
我的意思是，我
I mean, I
我邀请的。
I did.
你上学期美国文明课考了多少分？
And what did you get in American Civ last semester?
这有关系吗？
Does it matter?
有关系。
Yes.
我拿了A。
I got an a.
走吧。
Let's go.
书呆子真够烦的。
Effing nerd.
喂。
Hey.
我听说了。
I heard that.
我真的不知道啊，老兄。
I didn't know, man.
不知道啥啊？
Don't know what.
嘿，妈。
Hey, mom.
我回来了。
I'm home.
伊薇也来了。
Evie's here too.
戴利太太，您好。
Hi, missus Daily.
伊薇？
Evie?
这可真是意外之喜啊。
Well, isn't this a treat?
嗨，帕克，宝贝。
Hi, Parker, sweetheart.
来吧。
Come on.
啊？
What?
我连跟你打个招呼都不行了？
Am I not allowed to greet you?
天哪。
Wow.
你都不打算抱抱你妈？
You're not even gonna hug your mom?
你这当儿子的也太不像话了吧。
What kind of a son are you?
你们俩今天学校怎么样？
How was school you two?
挺好的，妈妈。
It was good, mom.
你看。
Look.
我们打算去地下室学习。
We're gonna go study in the basement.
行吧？
Alright?
好嘞，宝贝。
Okay, sweetie.
我去给你们拿点零食。
I'll bring you guys some snacks.
妈妈，别来了。
Mom, please don't.
我们真不需要零食。
We don't need snacks.
你刚才说会有零食的。
You said there would be snacks.
说实话，来点零食挺好的。
A snack sounds great, honestly.
谢谢戴利太太。
Thanks, missus Daily.
你别这么纵着她。
You can't encourage her like that.
她一准又去Pinterest上找灵感了，伊薇。
She's gonna go on Pinterest, Evie.
她准会端个超大的零食盘子下来，咱们根本吃不完。
She's gonna come back down here with a snack plate way too big for us to ever finish.
我喜欢她。
I like her.
行吧。
Alright.
那这事到底咋说？
So what's this about?
我得重写一篇论文。
I have to rewrite an essay.
所以你找我帮忙是吧？
So you need me?
听好了。
Look.
你到底帮不帮啊？
Are you gonna help me or what?
那你图啥？
And what's in it for me?
就为了看你重写的时候我盯着你？
You get to look at me while I rewrite it?
不错。
Cool.
结果发现Parker历史特别棒，这下有救了。
Turns out Parker is, like, really good at history, which is helpful.
行吧。
Okay.
这段全文都得删掉。
This entire paragraph has to go.
跟你的论点完全没关系。
It has nothing to do with your thesis.
什么论点？
What thesis?
对啊。
Yeah.
这是第二个问题。
That's problem number two.
你还需要一个论文主题。
You also need a thesis.
天哪。
Oh my god.
Parker，宝贝，是我。
Parker, sweetie, it's me.
除了你还能有谁啊，妈？
Who else would it be, mom?
我随便弄了点小吃。
I whipped up a little snack plate.
这也太多了吧。
It's huge.
等等。
Wait.
这些肉肠奶酪棒是当狗吃的吗？
Are those meat and cheese sticks supposed to be dogs?
是的。
Yes.
我觉得挺有意思的。
I thought that was fun.
这不挺好玩的吗？
Isn't it fun?
哎呀，我跟你说过的。
Oh, I told you.
我超喜欢这儿的。
I love it here.
行吧。
Okay.
吃点心不代表就可以不写东西了啊。
Snack time does not mean you get to stop writing.
听明白了吗？
Okay?
什么？
What?
你不觉得我该歇一会儿吗？
Don't you think I deserve a break?
是的。
Yes.
但这周三就要交了，你分明就是在拖时间。
But this is due Wednesday, and you're just stalling.
你一个男体操运动员，心也太狠了吧。
You know, you're really mean for a male gymnast.
哇哦。
Woah.
哇哦。
Woah.
哇哦。
Woah.
我公开展示穿紧身衣。
I wear spandex in public.
怎么了？
Okay?
你伤不到我。
You can't hurt my feelings.
继续吧。
Back to it.
看到了吧？
See?
挺有帮助的，但也真够烦人的。
Helpful and also incredibly annoying.
行了。
Alright.
页数。
Page count.
三页半。
Three and a half.
不错。
Nice.
把奶酪递给我。
Hand me cheese.
行吧。
Alright.
嘿，帕克？
Hey, Parker?
写到四页，咱们再谈要不要吃两块奶酪。
Get to four pages, and then we can discuss having two cheeses.
不行。
No.
你干嘛帮我？
Why are you helping me?
这还不明显吗？
Is isn't it obvious?
所以我没事。
So I okay.
我喜欢你。
I like you.
行吧？
Alright?
对。
Yeah.
你一直盯着我，就是因为这个？
Is that why you've been staring at me?
你自己说我可以的。
You said said I could.
四页。
Four pages.
帕克管起事来特别严
Parker ran a tight ship.
不过靠着他帮忙，再加上他把我最爱的零食藏起来当动力逼我，我居然破纪录地写完了重改的论文
But with his help and the withholding of my favorite parts of the snack plate as motivation, I finished rewriting my essay in record time.
真的太熬人了，我现在脑子都快转不动了
It was hard work, and my brain is, like, halfing broken now.
不过他一直盯着我一举一动的那种感觉，老实说，这点我还挺受用的
But the feeling of him watching every move I make, well, that part I didn't mind so much.
你到底跑哪去——
Where the hell have you
了？
been?
我在学习啊。
Studying.
爸去哪了？
Where's dad?
他一个工地的管道爆了。
A pipe burst at one of his sites.
他得晚点才能回家。
He won't be home till late.
行。
K.
晚安。
Night.
你还在为家教那事儿生我气吗？
Are you still pissed at me about the tutor thing?
詹姆斯，我就想睡了。
James, I just wanna go to bed.
明白了。
Right.
进来，詹姆斯。
Get in here, Jameson.
我听得见你在我门另一边的呼吸声。
I can hear you breathing on the other side of my door.
行吧。
Alright.
好吧。
Fine.
对不起，埃弗雷特。
I'm sorry, Everett.
我不该插手的。
I should have stayed out of it.
是的。
Yeah.
你本来就不该插手。
You should have.
你不用跟我摆这副可怜巴巴的表情。
You don't have to give me the sad puppy dog eyes.
我知道你后悔了。
I know you're sorry.
那你当时在谁家？
So whose house were you at?
在帕克家。
Parker's.
还有戴利家。
Daily.
他不是把那孩子从轮胎秋千上推下去了吗？
Didn't he push that kid off the tire swing?
天哪。
Wow.
你提这事儿真戳我心窝子。
Really triggering for you to bring that up.
那都多久以前的事儿了。
That was forever ago.
埃比，他扭伤了手腕。
Eby, he sprained his wrist.
他手腕好好的。
His wrist is fine.
他还帮我写了历史论文。
He helped me with my history paper.
嗯，他这人还挺体贴的。
Well, that's very nice of him.
因为他喜欢我。
Because he likes me.
等等。
Wait.
他跟你说的？
Did he tell you that?
是的。
Yeah.
什么？
What?
什么时候？
When?
你刚说啥？
What did you say?
没什么。
Nothing.
真没什么，埃维。
Nothing, Evie.
詹姆斯，你至于这么激动吗？
Why are you, like, freaking out, James?
他喜欢我。
He likes me.
这有啥大不了的。
That's, like, whatever.
你知道的，咱们有更重要的事要操心。
You know, we have bigger things to worry about.
等等。
Wait.
没错。
Exactly.
他喜欢你。
He likes you.
那你们要亲一个吗？
So are you gonna kiss?
这不就是接下来该发生的吗？
Isn't that what happens next?
电影里不都是这么演的吗？
In the movies, that's what comes next.
天哪。
Oh my god.
家长会就剩几天了。
Parent teacher conferences are days away.
就几天了。
Days.
你挑好爸爸穿的衣服了吗？
Have you even picked out dad's outfit?
还没呢。
No.
那你赶紧去挑啊，姐。
But Get to it, sister.
快点。
Chop.
赶紧的。
Chop.
行吧。
Fine.
但你得跟我一起去，坐那儿把那男孩跟你说的每一句话都给我复述一遍。
But you're coming with, and you're gonna sit there and tell me every single word that boy said to you.
明白了吗？
Got it?
好。
Okay.
行。
Okay.
知道了。
Fine.
他喜欢你。
He likes you.
詹姆斯一边翻我老爸的衣柜，一边嚷嚷说他衣服颜色太少了。
While James ransacked my father's closet and yelled about how few colors he owns.
对。
Yes.
对。
Yes.
我知道。
I know.
我不该黑进我爸的电脑，但那个密码十年来一直都是 EVJamesEVJames。
I shouldn't be breaking into my father's computer, but the password has been EVJamesEVJames for ten years.
他这不就是明摆着等人来黑吗。
He's, like, begging to be hacked.
我就想进他的谷歌日历改一个小地方。
And I'm only going into his GCAL for one tiny little tweak.
周五我们该几点送他去学校？
How early should we send him to the school on Friday?
大概提前一小时吧。
Probably about an hour.
提前一小时也太明显了吧。
An hour feels obvious.
我们只需要让他在走廊里多晃一会儿，好碰上她。
We just need him to be, like, lingering in the hallway long enough to run into her.
他为啥非得再碰她一次啊？
And why does he need to run into her again?
姐妹，你忘咱们在这儿干嘛的了？
Girl, have you forgotten what we're doing here?
他在教室里自然会见到她。
He's gonna see her in the classroom.
但你不觉得，他得先把她当个人看，而不是直接当老师吗？
But don't you think he needs to see her as a person before he sees her as our teacher?
有道理。
Good point.
提前半小时吧。
Thirty minutes early.
搞定。
Done.
行。
Okay.
穿什么？
Outfit?
咱们有两个不错的选择，还有一个特别棒的，但我得亲眼看看它们穿在你身上的效果。
Well, we've got two good options and one great one, but I need to see both of them on.
我
I
我周三就把论文交了。
handed in my essay by Wednesday.
对。
Yes.
我还改了又改。
I even edited it it it.
你懂我意思吧。
You know what I'm saying.
然后我就在周四好好歇了歇脑子。
Then I took Thursday to rest my brain.
现在是周五了，家长会的日子到了，詹姆斯正给老爸打扮呢。
Now it's Friday, the day of parent teacher conferences has arrived, and now James is dressing up daddy.
行吧，老爸。
Alright, dad.
让我瞧瞧。
Let's see it.
你可别把衬衫塞进裤子里啊。
And don't you dare tuck in that shirt.
搞这么花里胡哨的干嘛？
What's up with all the styling?
而且你下午四点喝什么咖啡？
And why are you drinking coffee at 4PM?
给一个分不清羊绒和混纺的男人捯饬，不靠咖啡撑着可不行。
Styling a man who doesn't know the difference between cashmere and a blend requires caffeine.
这可不是我给你挑的那件
That is not the
毛衣。
sweater I laid out for you.
我喜欢这件毛衣。
I like this sweater.
让我看看后背。
Let me see the back.
行吧。
Okay.
你刚才是不是把咖啡洒我身上了？
Oh, did
哎呀。
you just spill coffee on me?
对不起。
Oops.
合着现在他得穿
Guess he had to wear
另一件毛衣了。
the other sweater now.
咱爸这就往学校去了，这打扮比妈妈走之后任何时候都精神整齐，真的。
Our dad is heading to the school looking more put together than he's looked since, well, since mom left.
倒也不是说他之前自暴自弃啥的。
It's not that he gave up or whatever.
我觉得他是忘了好好打扮自己是什么感觉了——穿得像样点能收到别人的夸奖，也不用总穿那些难免沾木屑的衣服。
I think he just forgot that it's nice to dress up, to get a compliment, to wear clothes that can't get covered in sawdust.
为了让他去见斯泰西小姐，我们能做的准备都做了，唯独没提前告诉他要见的人是她，
We'd done everything we could to prepare him to meet Miss Stacy, except tell him he was meeting her,
这不是理所当然的嘛。
of course.
啊，糟了。
Ah, shoot.
我得加个油。
I need gas.
我们根本没料到他会中途加油，更没想到他会跟斯泰西小姐同时停下加油。
We didn't prepare for him to stop for gas, and we definitely didn't prepare for him to stop for gas at the same exact moment as Miss Stacy.
这事儿，纯属天意。
Now that, that was fate.
天哪。
Oh, mother
哦。
Oh.
嘿。
Hey.
哦。
Oh.
哎哟。
Ouch.
不好意思。
Sorry.
不是你。
Not you.
没事的。
That's okay.
你是不是遇到什么麻烦了？
I I'm are you having trouble?
我叫卢克。
I'm Luke.
什么？
Pardon.
你说什么？
What
怎么了？
seems to be the problem?
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这台机器偷了我的钱。
This machine stole my money.
哦，六号机。
Oh, number six.
它只收现金。
It only takes cash.
它老是吞卡里的钱。
It steals from cards.
威利就是不肯修。
Willie won't fix it.
他死活不修。
He refuses.
什么？
What?
这肯定算犯罪了吧。
That's gotta be a crime.
是啊，确实如此。
Yeah, it is.
但这是这一带唯一的加油站。
But it's the only gas
了。
station in this side of town.
该死。
Damn it.
我迟到了。
I'm so late.
里面有没有自动取款机？
Is there an ATM inside?
没有。
No.
威利规定你得先买东西才能取现金。
Willie makes you buy something to get cash back.
这地方真是疯了。
This town is insane.
给。
Here.
不行。
No.
我真的受不了了。
Don't think I can take it.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
管这叫欢迎仪式？
Call it the welcome wagon?
你是刚来这儿的吧？
You're new in town, aren't you?
我哪儿露馅了？
What gave me away?
我肯定记得你。
I would remember you.
谢谢
Thank
你太客气了。
you.
很高兴认识你，阿登。
It's nice to meet you, Arden.
以后见啊，
I'll see you around,
但愿吧。
I hope.
好嘞。
Okay.
要是咱爸知道他的期望这么快就能实现就好了。
If only our dad knew how soon his hopes would be answered.
就是马上，特别快。
Like, really soon.
迪伦先生？
Mister Dylan?
是的。
Yeah.
哦。
Oh.
哦。
Oh.
又见面了。
Hello again.
卢克，你在这儿啊。
Luke, you're here.
你你你
You're you're
是的。
Yeah.
我要去见詹姆斯的爸爸。
I I'm meeting James' dad.
对。
Right.
当然。
Of course.
快进来吧。
Come on in.
咱们好久没见了。
It's been so long since we've seen each other.
可太久了。
Ages.
我知道。
I know.
不好意思。
Sorry.
我也不知道自己干嘛笑成这样。
I don't know why I'm laughing.
没事的。
It's okay.
我其实也挺懵的。
I'm a bit thrown myself.
感觉咱们这次见面，简直像犯了什么法似的。
Feels like we broke some sort of law by meeting before this.
对啊。
Yes.
今晚可干了不少小镇上的‘坏事’啊。
A lot of small town crimes were committed tonight.
你不说，我也不说。
I won't tell if you won't.
我们要不要聊聊你女儿们？
Should we talk about your daughters?
对。
Yeah.
这主意挺靠谱的。
That seems sensible.
你前妻会一起来吗？
And will your wife be joining us?
哦，不用了。
Oh, no.
就我一个人。
It's just me.
我前妻。
My wife ex wife.
我们早就分开了。
We're not together.
啊，真抱歉。
Oh, I'm sorry.
我还不知道呢。
I didn't know.
嗯，没事。
No.
别放在心上。
It's alright.
你是新来的吧？
You're new here.
说实话，还挺让人耳目一新的。
Sort of refreshing, honestly.
总得跟人说说嘛。
Have to tell someone.
我猜也是。
I bet.
行吧。
Alright.
你打算从谁开始？
Who would you like to start with?
要不咱们按年纪从小到大来？
Why don't we go youngest to oldest?
以前在饭桌上，我们就是这么轮流讲一天的事的。
That's the order we used to share our days at the dinner table.
埃薇总是第一个说。
Evie always goes first.
埃薇先来？
Evie first?
她可真是快，有时候快过头了。
Well, she's incredibly quick, sometimes too quick.
是啊。
Yeah.
这就是Evie。
That's Evie.
她总是急着说完。
She rushes.
她其实都知道，就是没信心。
She knows the information, but she doubts herself.
上课时她答案比谁都准。
In class, she has the answers.
跟同学辩论，她一点不输。
She can debate her classmates like the best of them.
但她第一次交的作文，明显是初稿。
But when she turned her first essay into me, it was clearly a first draft.
我让她重写，结果她交了这个上来。
And then I asked her to rewrite it, and she handed this in.
我能看看吗？
Can I see it?
当然，拿去吧。
Please.
这真是Evie写的？
Evie wrote this?
是的。
Yes.
没错，就是她写的。
She did.
这可是大学高年级的水平啊。
That's a senior level paper.
别逗了。
No kidding.
如果我多管闲事了你告诉我，但我总觉得Evie根本没意识到自己有多聪明？
Let me know if I'm overstepping, but it seems to me that Evie's unaware of her own In intelligence?
对
Mhmm.
是啊
Mhmm.
没错
Yeah.
她觉得她姐姐才更聪明。
She thinks her sister's the smart one.
我想继续对她严格一点。
Well, I'd like to keep being hard on her.
我希望她能更逼自己一把，看看自己到底有多大的潜力。
I'd like to see her push herself more so she can learn what she's capable of.
我觉得这样挺好。
I think that'd be great.
要是她能为自己感到骄傲，那就更好了。
It'd be nice for her to be proud of herself.
挺好。
Good.
太好了。
Great.
咱们现在聊詹姆斯吧？
Ready to move on to James?
行。
Ready.
说吧。
Shoot.
好的。
All right.
其实我也没啥好说的。
Well, I don't have much to say.
她特别聪明。
She's brilliant.
她总是提前完成作业，测验也门门满分，但看起来
Always ahead on her assignments, aces her quizzes, but she seems
紧张得都快绷断了。
Wound so tight, she's at risk of snapping.
嗯，
Well,
我本来想说她压力大，没错，你说得太准了。
I was gonna say stressed, but yes, that's spot on.
对，她就是这样。
Yeah, that's her.
我不明白这压力到底从哪儿来的。
I don't know where the pressure comes from.
肯定不是我给的。
It's not me.
我希望她表现好，但也希望她能做个开心的小孩。
I want her to do well, but I also want her to be a kid.
高三确实不容易。
Well, senior year is tough.
眼看就要迎来这么大的转变，我见过有些孩子直接放弃了，也见过有些孩子绷得太紧。
With such a big change on the horizon, I've watched some kids completely give up and others hold on way too tight.
所以你的意思是，我这手
So what you're saying is I've got my hands
满得不行。
full.
太满了。
Very.
是啊。
Yeah.
我一个人带两个女儿，还是总觉得力不从心，摸不着门道。
Raising two daughters on my own, I still don't know what it always feels like I'm out of my depth.
她们都是很棒的孩子。
Well, they're great girls.
真的吗？
Really.
谢谢。
Thank you.
希望他们给你付的工资还行。
I hope they're paying you enough.
哦，我只是个代课老师。
Oh, I'm only a substitute.
所以你
So you
不会长期待在这儿？
won't be sticking around?
我还在考虑呢。
I'm still figuring that out.
也许等学校组织郊游的时候，我能想清楚，你知道的，多呼吸点新鲜空气。
Maybe I'll get some clarity on the school trip, you know, all that fresh air.
别告诉我你要去参加那个露营旅行。
Don't tell me they're sending you on that camping trip.
很糟吗？
Is it bad?
哦，孩子们说挺棒的，只要你不怕熊。
Oh, I mean, the kids say it's great, if you don't mind bears.
熊？
Bears?
哇哦。
Woah.
哇哦。
Woah.
哇哦。
Woah.
没人提过有熊这回事啊。
No one mentioned anything about bears.
带瓶驱熊喷雾就行了。
Just pack bear spray, I guess.
哦，你这...
Oh, you
你逗我呢吧。
you are messing with me.
我就是逗你呢。
I am messing with you.
对啊。
Yes.
好久不见啊，哈登。
It's good to see you again, Harden.
你也是，卢克。
You too, Luke.
我的天。
Goddamn.
我们等老爸回家的时候，电视里播啥都看不进去。
It was impossible to focus on anything on TV while we waited for our dad to come home.
后来成了吗？
Did it work?
他喜欢她吗？
Did he like her?
她对他有感觉吗？
Did she like him?
他到底磨蹭啥呢，这么晚还不回来？
And what the hell was taking him so long?
女生？
Girls?
女生？
Girls?
在这儿呢。
In here.
事情进展得咋样？
How'd it go?
我有哪门课要挂吗？
Am I flunking anything?
行吧。
Okay.
但克罗夫特老师对她那门AP英语课有没有说什么？
But did miss Croft have anything to say about her AP English class?
自从我提醒她教学大纲偏离了，咱们之间就有点儿怪怪的，我就是想问问你这事。
Things have been sort of weird between us since I reminded her that she's been straying from the syllabus, and I just I just wanted to ask you that.
你真幸运，没人欺负你。
You are so lucky you haven't been bullied.
得了吧。
Oh, shut up.
没人挂科。
No one is flunking.
没人有挂科的危险。
No one is in danger of flunking.
真的吗？
Really?
连化学也不算？
Not even chem?
你觉得自己化学要挂了？
Did you think you were failing chemistry?
啊？
What?
没有。
No.
完全不是。
Not at all.
我超爱化学的。
I love chemistry.
没人知道我本来打算贿赂化学老师，好让他给我个Cpass。
No one needs to know that I was so gonna bribe my chemistry teacher to let me pass with a c.
一个人都不能知道。
No one.
我爸、我那要上常春藤的姐姐都不能知道。
Not my dad or my Ivy League bound sister.
我这辈子哪儿用得上化学啊？
When in my life am I even gonna use chemistry?
难不成我还想当医生？
What am I gonna be a doctor?
别逗了。
Ew.
天啊，学校里的灯光真是差劲透了。
God, the lighting in that school is terrible.
你们每天怎么受得了这个？
How do you guys do that every day?
爸，你真是要把我们逼疯了。
Dad, you're killing us.
那些老家伙又说我们什么了？
What did those old farts say about us?
从你们上小学起，他们就一直这么说。
They said what they've been saying since you guys were in elementary school.
Vivi上课话太多。
Vivi talks too much in class.
真的吗？
Wow.
真有创意啊。
Very original.
但还没人放弃你们呢。
But no one's given up on you yet.
太棒了。
Sick.
而且詹姆斯是个书呆子。
And James is a smarty pants.
哎呀。
Ugh.
我们知道啦。
We get it.
但她说，你们女孩怎么讲来着——一点都放得开。
But she, what do you girls say, Has no chill.
喂。
Hey.
其实老师都说詹姆斯太死板了。
Our teachers actually called James uptight.
爸，你刚才说啥？
Dad, what
你刚才说什么？
did you say?
你跟他们说我不是这样了吗？
Did you tell them I'm not?
你跟他们说我很心理健康了吗？
Did you tell them I'm incredibly well adjusted?
要是他们跟大学说我不够随和怎么办？
What if they tell colleges I'm too uptight?
要是推荐信里真这么写怎么办？
What if that's what my recommendation letters say?
天哪。
Oh, my god.
听起来挺心理健康的嘛，詹姆斯。
Sounds really well adjusted, Jameson.
我觉得你耳朵都要冒烟了。
I think the steam's coming out of your ears again.
哎呀闭嘴吧。
Oh, shut up.
爸。
Dad.
詹姆斯，别让你妹妹闭嘴。
James, do not tell your sister to shut up.
可是爸……
But dad
艾薇，你也给我闭嘴。
And Evie, please shut up.
这有什么不一样？
How is that better?
而且……
And
那斯塔西老师呢？
what about Miss Stacy?
那个会议进行得怎么样？
How did that conference go?
挺好的。
I it was good.
我是说，Stacy老师看起来挺有魅力的。
Arden I mean, Stacy seems like a a very Attractive?
特别细心。
Attentive teacher.
嗯，是啊。
Uh-huh.
还有别的吗？
Anything else?
你们别说了，我累死了。
Guys, I'm exhausted.
我去洗个澡。
I gotta go take a shower.
咱们点个披萨吧，或者随便吃点啥？
Should we order a pizza or something?
咱们要个香肠和辣香肠的吧？
Can we get pepperoni and sausage?
你们想吃什么就点什么。
Get whatever you guys want.
真的吗？
Really?
当然是真的。
Yes.
真的啊。
Really.
还有你们几个女孩，行吧？
And girls Yes?
谢谢你们当最棒的孩子。
Thanks for being the best kids ever.
谢谢老爸。
Thanks, dad.
天哪。
Oh my god.
爸，你要哭了吗？
Are you gonna cry, dad?
不会。
No.
不过你肯定高兴，我能去露营当监护人。
But you'll be happy to know I can chaperone the camping trip.
我把安排调整了一下。
I managed to move some things around.
我猜也是。
I bet you did.
啊？
What?
太好了。
Yay.
我刚说了，太好了。
I said, yay.
他叫她阿登。
He called her Arden.
他脸红了。
He blushed.
詹姆斯。
James.
我的天啊。
Holy crap.
伊薇。
Evie.
我知道。
I know.
对吧？
Right?
谢谢你，新妈妈。
Thank you, new mommy.
这次露营简直太棒了。
This camping trip is gonna be so good.
他从来不让我们吃香肠和辣香肠。
He never lets us get sausage and pepperoni.
等一下。
Wait a minute.
要是他们发现了呢
What if they figure
发现什么？
it out?
发现我们设了局。
Figure what out?
发现我们给他们设了圈套。
That we set them up.
他们在婚礼上会感谢我们的。
They'll thank us at the wedding.
不行。
No.
要是爸说我们插手他的感情生活怎么办？
What if dad accuses us of messing with his love life?
妈都甩了他了，明显他感情上需要人帮一把。
Well, mom left his ass, so clearly he needs some help in the love life department.
天哪，埃维。
Jesus, Evie.
怎么了？
What?
这可是实话。
It's true.
不行。
No.
埃薇，你这
Evie, you're
也太不当回事了吧。
just kinda being casual about this whole thing.
什么？
What?
你该不会是临阵退缩了吧？
Are you getting cold feet already?
他们才刚认识，詹姆斯。
They just met, James.
对啊。
Exactly.
才刚见面，你就在这儿谈婚礼了？
They just met, and you're over here talking about a wedding.
老兄，我刚才逗你玩的。
Dude, I was kidding.
你是不是在开玩笑我都管不着。
I don't care if you're kidding.
妈都走了快五年了，詹姆斯。
Mom's been gone for, like, five years, James.
她值得被取代。
She deserves to be replaced.
你不觉得吗？
Don't you think?
埃维，别说了。
Evie, stop.
我觉得你太乐观了。
I think you're getting your hopes up.
这跟希望没关系。
This is not about hope.
这讲的是策略和化学反应。
This is about strategy, chemistry.
这讲的是科学。
This is science.
你懂科学吗？
You know science?
哦，当然懂。
Oh, yeah.
对了，化学进展得怎么样？
How is chemistry going, by the way?
嗯，老爸说挺好的。
Well, fine according to dad.
是啊，说得轻巧。
Sure.
你听好了。
Look.
会没事的。
It's gonna be fine.
现在你打给比萨店还是我打？
Now are you gonna call Pizza Palace or am I?
我来打吧。
Oh, I'll do it.
你老是忘了点奶酪面包。
You always forget the cheesy bread anyway.
我打电话不行。
I'm no good on the phone.
我打电话不行。
I'm no good on the phone.
你话那么多，这倒挺意外的。
Surprising for someone who never shuts up.
你闭嘴吧。
You shut up.
你闭嘴吧。
You shut up.
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