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威洛布鲁克高中的年度露营之夜，正式开始啦！
Let the Willowbrook High annual overnighter begin.
我和詹姆斯简直是打包过头了。
James and I have wildly overpacked.
就两晚而已，可我们跟老爸说，女孩子永远不知道自己会需要啥。
It's only two nights, but we told dad a girl never knows what she's gonna need.
两晚的野外露营，高二和高三的学生在一区，大一和大二的在另一区。
Two nights in the woods, juniors and seniors in one location, freshmen and sophomores in another.
去年我和詹姆斯被分开了，那简直太崩溃了。
Last year, James and I were separated, which was frankly traumatic.
但今年，我们全家挤在同一辆大巴上。
But this year, we've got the whole family in one bus.
嗨，斯泰西老师。
Hi, miss Stacy.
嗨，孩子们。
Hi, girls.
卢克？
Luke?
嘿，阿登。
Hey, Arden.
又见到你真好。
Good to see you again.
你也是。
You too.
哦，詹姆斯。
Oh, James.
你这腰包不错啊。
Nice fanny pack.
你都装了啥好东西？
What have you gotten there?
别让她开话匣子了。
Don't even get her started.
这是我荒岛必备包。
This is my desert island pack.
我备了润唇膏、急救用品，还有所有我可能用到的护肤小样，万一遇到自然灾害呢，对吧。
I've got first aid lip gloss and minis of all the skincare products I would need in case of a natural disaster, of course.
对。
Mhmm.
对。
Mhmm.
再没什么比
Nothing worse than
遇上自然灾害还眼周干裂更糟的了。
a natural disaster and dry under eyes.
谢谢。
Thank you.
对。
Mhmm.
然后该上车了。
Then it was time to board the bus.
我和詹姆斯找了离斯塔西小姐几排远的座位。
James and I found seats a few rows back from miss Stacy's.
爸爸，你在干嘛？
Dad, what are you doing?
我们不能和爸爸坐一起。
We cannot sit with our daddy.
你得坐前排。
You have to sit in the front.
和大人们坐一起？
With the adults?
对。
Mhmm.
詹姆斯，你吃晕车药了吗？
James, did you take your Dramamine?
我可不想回头还得来帮你收拾呕吐物。
I don't wanna have to come back here to help you throw up.
天哪。
Oh my god.
爸，我都18了。
Dad, I'm 18.
那你是同意了？
Is that a yes?
对。
Yes.
行吧。
Okay.
我走了。
I'm going.
这座位有人坐吗？
Is this seat taken?
没有。
Nope.
你坐吧。
All yours.
我女儿们说不想坐我旁边，等她们发现零食都在我包里，肯定后悔死。
My daughters have informed me they can't sit next to me, but they're gonna regret that when they realize the snacks are in my bag.
哦。
Oh.
哦，是软糖吗？
Oh, Twizzlers?
你真是我的知音。
A woman after my own heart.
来，拿一个。
Here, have one.
谢谢。
Thank you.
我好久没吃过Twizzlers了。
It's been so long since I've had a Twizzler.
对。
Mhmm.
什么？
What?
你们那儿买不到Twizzlers？
They don't have Twizzlers in
纽约？
New York?
是啊。
Yeah.
当然了。
Of course.
但我前男友特别讨厌那味儿。
But my ex hated the smell of them.
所以给他惹了一头的头疼。
So they gave him a headache.
所以我们去电影院的时候，总是改买牛奶糖。
So when we went to the movies, we always got milk duds instead.
但电影院里的牛奶糖都
But the milk duds at the movies are all
stale.
stale.
是啊。
Yeah.
硬得能把牙崩掉。
They could take a tooth out.
这人真是够呛。
Sounds like this guy was a dud.
是啊。
Yeah.
你根本不知道有多糟。
You have no idea.
我们啥也听不见。
We can't hear anything.
离得太远了，而且老爸拿着奇多薯片。
We're too far away, and dad has the Cheetos.
我只能看到他们后脑勺。
I can only see the back of their heads.
让我看看。
Let me see.
哎哟。
Ow.
你肘击我
You elbowed me in
脾脏了。
the spleen.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
好吧。
Okay.
他们好像在吃红牛糖。
Looks like they're eating the Twizzlers.
你要不要喝点水？
You you need some water?
不用了。
No.
我有点恶心，有点晕车。
I'm feeling a little queasy, a little carsick.
我好久没坐过校车了。
I haven't been in a school bus in a long time.
所以……
So
哦，你要是觉得有用，可以坐靠窗的位置。
Oh, you can take the window seat if that'll help.
谢谢。
Thanks.
我想去问问司机咱们下一站啥时候到。
I I think I'll ask the bus driver when our next stop is.
喂，哥们儿。
Hey, pal.
咱们快到站了吧？
Come out on the stop anytime soon.
倒霉的是，我爸在路边吐了。
In an unfortunate turn of events, dad threw up on the side of the road.
是啊。
Yeah.
不热。
Not hot.
也许这比我们想的要难多了。
Maybe this is gonna be harder than we thought.
所有人
Everyone
我组的，都到这边来集合。
in my group, let's gather over here.
卢克，你感觉怎么样？
Luke, how are you feeling?
要是你觉得累，就休息一下。
If you need to rest
不用了。
No.
真不用。
No.
我好着呢。
I'm all good.
你肯定是脱水了。
You must be dehydrated.
食堂里应该有佳得乐。
There should be Gatorades in the mess hall.
好嘞。
Alright.
谢谢。
Thanks.
都看我这儿。
Eyes on me.
我知道你们都急着去吃午饭。
Now I know you're all excited to get to lunch.
那咱们赶紧的。
So let's be quick.
咱们这一组就一起参加本周末的所有活动。
This will be our group, so we'll attend all this weekend's activities together.
不过你们得按年级分宿舍。
But you'll be bunking by grade.
初中男生住桦树屋，高中男生住白杨屋，初中女生住木兰屋，高中女生住枫树屋。
Junior boys will be in Birch, senior boys in Aspen, junior girls in Magnolia, and senior girls in Maple.
接下来，我会去女生宿舍查房，戴伦先生负责男生宿舍。
Now, I will be doing bed checks in the girls' bunks, and mister Dylan will be doing the boys' bunks.
如果路上需要什么，随时来找我们，我们都会帮你们解决。
If you need anything during the trip, come find one of us and we'll help you out.
有什么问题吗？
Any questions?
不好意思，斯塔西老师，我手机没信号。
Excuse me, miss Stacy, my phone has no bars.
WiFi密码是多少？
What's the WiFi password?
只有前厅有WiFi哦，宝贝。
There's only WiFi in the front office, sweetie.
天哪。
Oh my god.
糟了。
Oh no.
我要是得查邮件怎么办？
What if I need to check my email?
杰米，就一个周末，行吗？
Jamie, it's one weekend, okay?
深呼吸，深呼吸。
Deep breaths, deep breaths.
还有别的问题吗？
Anyone else?
没有了？
No?
那好。
Alright then.
请记住，男生不准进女生的宿舍，女生也不准进男生的宿舍。
Please remember that boys are not allowed in the girls' bunks and vice versa.
如果查房后发现你离开宿舍，我们得通知你父母。
If you're found leaving your bunk after bed check, we will have to call your parents.
是的。
Yeah.
违反校规的，一律关禁闭。
And any infractions of school policy will result in detention.
严重违规的，直接送你回家。
Major infractions will get you sent home early.
你现在可能在想，咱们怎么都分到一个组了？
Now you might be wondering, how did we all end up in the same group?
嗯，我可能跟斯黛西老师提过，去年詹姆斯因为想家，哭着找领队。
Well, I may have mentioned to miss Stacy that last year, James cried to a chaperone about being homesick.
我可是发誓绝不外传的，所以别声张啊。
I totally promised I wouldn't tell anyone about that, so shh.
现在我得想想怎么给老爸布点浪漫陷阱，又不被帕克分心。
Now I just have to figure out how to lay romantic traps for my dad without getting distracted by Parker.
他也在我们这个组里。
He's in our group too.
那个真不是我干的。
That one, I didn't do.
我发誓。
I swear.
那个纯属运气好。
That one was just luck.
我在木兰花宿舍抢到了下铺，还是跟黛西·亚当斯争来的。
I claimed my bed in Magnolia, a bottom bunk I had to fight Daisy Adams for.
然后我和詹姆斯就装作没看见老爸和斯泰西老师一起吃午饭。
Then James and I pretended not to watch our dad and miss Stacy sit next to each other at lunch.
他们怎么都不说话啊？
Why aren't they talking?
咱爸怎么就那么干坐着？
Why was our dad just sitting there?
他是不是紧张啊？
What, is he nervous or something?
你问她个问题啊。
Ask her a question.
天哪。
Christ.
你是不是也跟我想到一块儿去了，伊芙？
You thinking what I'm thinking, Eves?
是觉得这些三明治里的肉有点发灰？
That the meat in these sandwiches are kinda gray?
啊？
What?
不是。
No.
咱们的带队老师在寻宝活动里迷路就好了。
That our chaperones need to get lost on the scavenger hunt.
那咱们怎么才能做到呢？
And how are we gonna do that?
爸可是认路的高手。
Dad knows how to read a map.
可要是根本就没地图呢？
But what if there was no map to read?
爸。
Hey, dad.
你要不要我们来发寻宝地图？
Do you guys want us to hand out the maps for the scavenger hunt?
哎呀，你们真不用操这个心。
Oh, you guys don't have to do it.
我们帮着发完全没问题。
We really don't mind.
得有人多帮詹姆斯拿一下手机信号。
Someone should take James' phone service more often.
找地图的计划已经彻底搞起来了，简直绝了。
The map plan is diabolical and fully in motion.
咱们有九十分钟，得把清单上的东西全找齐——坚果、浆果、枫叶啥的。
We'd all have ninety minutes to collect all the items on the list, nuts and berries and maple leaves and stuff.
斯泰西老师和我爸会拿出一张……嗯，不完整的地图。
Miss Stacy and dad would unfold a map that was, let's just say incomplete.
天哪，谢天谢地。
Oh, thank god.
我还怕你们没等我就走了。
I was scared you guys left without me.
给你，帕克。
Here, Parker.
这个 scavenger hunt 用得上。
You need this for the scavenger hunt.
走吧，詹姆斯。
Let's go, James.
等等。
Oh, wait.
我问了黛西，看她愿不愿意换搭档。
I asked Daisy if she'd be willing to switch partners.
去吧，和黛西玩得开心点。
Oh, have fun with Daisy.
好好享受她的围巾。
Enjoy her scarf.
听说跟她的手套挺配的。
I hear it matches her gloves.
哇哦。
Woah.
哇哦。
Woah.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
我跟她说，她可以和詹姆斯搭档。
I told her she can pair up with James.
哦，不错。
Oh, cool.
但我也是和詹姆斯一组啊。
But I'm paired with James too.
你跟我搭档吧。
Pair up with me instead.
你欠我一个人情。
You owe me one.
你记得吧？
Remember?
没事的。
It's okay.
我跟黛西一组。
I'll go with Daisy.
你和伊薇，该跟帕克一组。
You, Evie, should be going with Parker.
等等。
Wait.
别在外面迷路了。
Just don't get lost out there.
准备好了吗？
Ready?
走吧。
Let's go.
但我拿着地图呢。
But I'm holding the map.
喂。
Hey.
行吧，迪伦，你说得算。
Whatever you say, Dylan.
我老爸和斯泰西老师马上就要彻底迷路了。
My dad and miss Stacy are about to get very, very lost.
哎，小心头！
Oh, watch your head.
哎哟。
Ow.
操。
Shit.
哦，对不起。
Oh, sorry.
等等。
Wait.
你头发里卡了片叶子。
You got a leaf stuck in your hair.
哦。
Oh.
你要我帮你弄出来吗？
Can I you want me
啊？当然可以。
to I'll just Sure?
好啊。
Sure.
我来吧，嗯。
Let me Yeah.
哦。
Oh.
哦。
Oh.
不好意思。
Sorry.
哦，让我看看。
Oh, let's see.
所以咱们要想在终点碰头见到孩子们，到底该咋办？
So in order to meet the kids at the final meeting point, we need to what the hell?
你是说要我拿着地图吗？
This do you need me to hold on to the map?
不用。
No.
不用。
No.
我拿着呢。
I got it.
我就只是
I just
我的意思是，咱们走了这么久了，一点孩子的动静都听不见。
I mean, we've been walking for a while and I don't hear any of the kids.
我就得去
I just need to
露西，你听我说。
Lucie, listen.
如果你把我们带迷路了，直接告诉我就行。
If you got us lost, you can just tell me.
没有。
No.
不是，是地图有问题。
It's the there's something wrong with the map.
好吧。
Okay.
让我看看。
Let me see it.
等一下。
Wait a second.
别急。
Just hang on.
我得想想，如果我们……
I need to if we
真倒霉。
damn it.
这对幸福的情侣只拿到了地图的一半，结果搞得一团糟，充满谜团，
This is The happy couple only had the first half of the map, which meant confusion, intrigue,
还得
having
互相配合，才发现彼此简直是绝配。
to work together and discover they're a really good team.
詹姆斯才是真聪明的那个。
James really is the smart one.
我怎么知道他们迷路了？
How do I know they're lost?
因为帕克和我离他们不远，而且我手里有完整的地图。
Because Parker and I are not far behind, and I have the full map.
我怎么知道他们是情侣？
How do I know they're a happy couple?
呃，我也不知道，因为帕克喘得太重，我根本听不清他们在说什么。
Well, I don't because I can't hear what they're saying over Parker's heavy breathing.
伊芙·迪伦，你可能是我见过最烂的绘图师了。
Eevee Dillon, you might be the worst cartographer I've ever seen.
我在努力听呢。
I'm trying to listen.
听什么？
To what?
鸟儿？
The birds?
是我们同学抢先拿到你死活都想搞到的额外学分？
Our classmates beating us to the extra credit you desperately need?
帕克，你能安静点吗？
Parker, would you be quiet?
我们是在跟着
Are we following
你爸和斯泰西老师？
your dad and miss Stacy?
所以咱们才迷路了？
Is that why we're so off track?
帕克，求你了。
Parker, please.
我最受不了输，你最好赶紧给我解释清楚。
I don't like to lose, so you better start explaining.
我妹妹
My sister
我和她正想撮合他们俩。
and I, we're trying to set them up.
明白吗？
Okay?
所以咱们一直躲在树后，就是为了当红娘？
This is why we've been hiding behind trees, so you can play matchmaker?
听我说，你就是不懂。
Look, you just don't get it.
你根本不可能懂。
You wouldn't get it.
你爸妈简直完美。
Your parents are perfect.
他们俩真的深爱着对方。
They're in love.
你这辈子最惨的事，就是五年级时你的兔子死了。
The worst thing that's ever happened to you is when your bunny died in fifth grade.
哎哟，这可真够疼的。
Well, ow.
失去本吉真的很难过。
Losing Benjie was very sad.
这事儿别人可能会说是哀伤。
Someone might call that grief.
你那只兔子比你年纪还大呢。
That bunny was older than you.
明白吗？
Okay?
你已经很幸运了。
You're lucky.
就这些。
That's all.
等等。
Wait.
这事儿……是跟你妈有关吗？
Is is is this about, like, your mom?
啊？
What?
不是。
No.
真不是。
No.
我的意思是，这没什么。
I mean, it's cool.
你不用非得告诉我。
You don't you don't I mean, you don't have to tell me.
没什么好说的。
There's nothing to tell.
我妈妈走了，就再也没回来。
My mom left and never came back.
现在我爸爸需要
Now my dad needs
找个新老婆。
a new wife.
就这事儿。
That's it.
你是不是想安慰我啊？
What are you are you trying to hold my hand?
不是。
No.
我...
I
对。
yeah.
我真的不知道。
I I don't know.
就是看你心情不好，我这才不知道该干嘛。
It's just you look sad, so I mean, I didn't know what to do.
我没事。
Well, I'm fine.
你别这样了行不行？
And, like, maybe don't do that.
让人看见了不好。
Someone could see.
meanwhile，我爸和斯泰西小姐还在树林里迷路呢。
Meanwhile, dad and miss Stacy are still lost in the woods.
卢克，你是不是根本没意识到这事有多严重？
Luke, I'm not sure you're really grasping the seriousness of this situation.
你能不能别问了，信我一次？
Can you just trust me?
你们经过那块大石头后，接着就遇到这种情况了——你知道吧，居高临下地说话可帮不了我们走出这片林子。
So you passed the big rock, and then there was this And, you know, condescension is not gonna help us get out of these woods.
你让我按一张专为网瘾少年设计的地图走，结果呢？我现在在哪？
Well, trusted you to read a map made for chronically online teenagers and look where that's gotten me.
什么？
At what?
你觉得我担心孩子们独自在林子里乱跑，是在居高临下？
You think my concern that the children are just roaming the woods alone is condescending?
那真不是我想表达的意思。
Definitely not the impression I wanted to make.
我只是想说——
I am trying to
咱们得在天黑前想办法走出去。
get us out of these woods before dark.
听好了，我是认真的，
Look, seriously,
外面可有孩子，咱们得对他们负责，其中两个还是你的。
there are kids out there who are our responsibility, two of which are yours.
咱们得赶紧回到主路上去。
We've got to get back on
你以为我不懂这个吗？
You think I don't know that?
这地图根本看不懂。
The map doesn't make any sense.
我已经在尽力了。
I am trying.
咱们迷路了。
We're lost.
你要是搞混了，这也能理解。
If you got mixed up, that's understandable.
你今天早上不是还生病了吗？
You were sick this morning.
出错在所难免。
Mistakes happen.
我是晕车了。
I was carsick.
我又不是昏迷了。
I wasn't in a coma.
我这就喊人，让别人来找我们。
I'm just gonna blow the whistle so someone can come find us.
这没什么大不了的。
It's not a big deal.
不行。
No.
别动。
Don't.
不过下次，卢克，你要想一个人跟我待在树林里，直接说一声就行。
But next time, Luc, you wanna be alone in the woods with me, you can just ask.
不行。
No.
这张地图缺了一部分。
Part of this map is missing.
是啊。
Sure.
确实缺了。
Sure it is.
你不信我？
You don't believe me?
差不多有一半被切掉了什么的。
It's like half of it is cut off or something.
嗯，明白了。
Uh-huh.
大家都从树林里出来了。
Everyone made it out of the woods.
我爸爸和斯泰西老师也是被营地领队救出来的。
So did my dad and Miss Stacy with a rescue from the camp leaders.
他们俩看起来可没我想象中那么来电。
They did not look as enchanted with each other as I hoped.
实际上，他们俩看起来挺难受的。
They actually looked kinda miserable.
我爸还跟营地主管为地图的事吵了一架。
Dad had some words with the camp director about the whole map debacle.
然后吃晚饭，现在我在镁光营地，正准备去夜行徒步。
Then dinner, and now I'm in Magnolia trying to get ready for the night hike.
不过在那之前，我还得跟黛西·亚当斯吵了一架。
But first, I had to get into it with Daisy Adams.
她对我把帕克抢来当搭档特别不爽，还说让我别用那双又短又丑的手碰他。
She was not too pleased that I, how did she put it, stole Parker as my partner and told me to keep my un manicured stubby fingers off him.
是啊。
Yeah.
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黛西·亚当斯真烦人。
Daisy Adams sucks.
你咋了？
What happened to you?
还能咋，黛西搞的。
Daisy happened.
她让我离帕克远点。
She told me to stay away from Parker.
她涂口红的时候为啥一直盯着我？
And why did Daisy stare at me while she was putting on lip gloss?
她能干啥？
What is she gonna do?
亲他？
Kiss him?
天哪。
Oh god.
我干嘛要在乎？
Why do I care?
喜欢一个人就是这种感觉吗？
Is this what it's like to like someone?
有没有办法把这些感觉原路退回啊？
Is there a way to sort of like send these feelings back where they came from?
那姑娘真是烦死人了。
Oh, that girl is a pain in the ass.
寻宝活动的时候，她嘴里就没停过 Parker。
She would not shut up about Parker on the scavenger hunt.
她一直问我，你觉得他喜欢女汉子类型吗？
She kept asking if I thought he was into tomboys.
她管女汉子叫这个词，当贬义词用？
Did she say tomboys like it's a slur?
对啊。
Yes.
她就是这么把‘女孩气’当贬义词用的。
Of course, she said tomboys like it's a slur.
是啊。
Yeah.
她对我也是这么说话的。
That's how she always says it to me too.
唉。
Ugh.
这姑娘真得好好治治了。
That girl needs serious help.
我觉得她马尾辫绑得太紧了，说不定是这个原因。
I think her ponytail's too tight or something.
你没跟她说吧
You didn't
吧
tell her
说到‘停’。
about Stop.
别侮辱我。
Don't insult me.
我跟她说过，他是在帮你拿额外学分。
I told her he was helping you get extra credit.
好。
Okay.
嘿，戴伦。
Hey, Dylan.
等等我。
Wait up.
嗨，帕克。
Hi, Parker.
嘿，詹姆斯。
Hey, James.
我们在聊啥呢？
What are we talking about?
没啥。
Nothing.
就是月经的事。
Periods.
詹姆斯。
James.
随便啥都行。
Anything.
不过没关系。
But it's okay.
别担心，埃薇。
Don't worry, Evie.
我对月经可太了解了。
I know all about menstruation.
是的
Yeah.
当然
Of course
你当然懂。
you do.
好了，拜拜啦，各位。
Well, bye, guys.
好好享受徒步吧。
Enjoy the hike.
你需要卫生棉条吗？
Do you need a tampon?
詹姆斯跑向一个地方，之前有人说那儿收到了一条短信。
James ran off toward a spot she heard someone got a text earlier.
她和邮箱的关系越来越怪了。
Her relationship to her email is getting freaky.
今晚想跟我一起散个步吗？
Do you want to walk with me tonight?
我对星座可熟了，记性特别好。
I'm pretty good at remembering the constellations.
咱们走后面吧，行不？
Let's stay at the back, okay?
你知道吗，也许我真该让你一个人待着。
You know, maybe I should just leave you alone.
你要是觉得跟我一起走这么丢人的话……
You know, if being seen with me is so embarrassing for you and all.
别这样，帕克。
No, Parker.
我爸在这儿呢。
My dad is here.
明白吗？
Okay?
哦
Oh,
得了吧。
come on.
他能干嘛？
What's he gonna do?
揍你一顿？
Beat me up?
天哪。
Oh my god.
他真要揍你？
He's gonna beat me up?
不会。
No.
我的意思是，我不确定。
I mean, I don't know.
我不想弄清楚。
I don't wanna find out.
埃维，我……
Evie, I
你是不是真的喜欢黛西？
Do you like like Daisy?
什么？
What?
你在说啥啊？
What are you talking about?
你就不能直接告诉我吗？
Could you just tell me?
我不想显得像个傻子。
I don't enjoy looking like an idiot.
你什么时候开始听黛西的了？
Since when do you listen to Daisy?
我没有。
I don't.
从幼儿园开始，黛西就一直捉弄我。
Daisy's been messing with me since kindergarten.
她把铅笔插进我的发髻里。
She stuck pencils in my bun.
但如果你真喜欢她，那我也替你高兴吧。
But if that's what you're into, I'm happy for you, I guess.
什么？
What?
你干嘛笑我？
Why are you laughing at me?
迪伦，别闹了。
Dylan, come on.
我不喜欢黛西。
I don't like Daisy.
我跟你说过我喜欢你。
I told you I liked you.
好吧，
Well,
帕克，我怎么知道你那话是什么意思？
Parker, like, was I supposed to know what that meant?
意思是我想要亲你，而不是她。
It means I want to kiss you, not her.
你干嘛在乎我喜不喜欢黛西？
And why do you care if I like Daisy?
你明显就不喜欢我。
You clearly don't like me.
这不对，帕克。
That's not true, Parker.
等等。
Wait.
我不知道你想让我怎么说，但如果你愿意，可以再牵一下我的手。
I don't know what you want me to say, but you could try to hold my hand again if you want.
他真的这么做了。
And he did.
那是我这辈子和男生牵得最久的一次。
It was the longest I've ever held hands with a boy.
他在黑夜里拉着我，避开地上的树枝。
He kept me from tripping over branches in the dark.
就算我绊倒了，他也没让我摔着。
He kept me from falling when I tripped anyways.
我手冷了，他也没松开。
When my hands started to get cold, he didn't let go.
他直接把我们的手塞进了他的夹克口袋里。
He just put our hands into his jacket pocket.
另一只手还指着天上的星座，一个个告诉我它们的名字。
He used the other hand to point out the constellations he knew.
那个是什么？
What's that one?
还是仙后座啊。
That's still Cassiopeia.
你根本都没看。
You barely even looked.
对啊。
Yeah.
你老指着同一个地方。
You keep pointing at the same one.
他牵着我的手，送我回木兰小屋，达西·亚当斯从我们身边走过时，他说——
He held my hand as he walked me back to the Magnolia Cabin as Daisy Adams brushed past us and he said
晚安，艾薇亚。
Good night, Avia.
等等。
Wait.
你就不想亲我一下吗？
Aren't you gonna kiss me?
要是被人看见了怎么办？
What if someone sees us?
大家都在里面呢。
Everyone's inside.
哇哦。
Woah.
Daisy Adams肯定恨死我了。
Daisy Adams is gonna hate me.
我也是，但我根本不在乎。
Me too, but I do not care.
Ellen，睡觉时留只眼睛醒着。
Sleep with one eye open, Ellen.
我俩眼睛都睁着睡的，因为一直在想再亲他一次。
I slept with two eyes open because I was thinking about kissing him again.
我知道我本该专心帮老爸找个继母，张罗这些事，赶在我妹妹毕业典礼上台之前搞定。
And I know that I'm supposed to be focused on getting myself a stepmom, on setting up my dad, on doing all of this before my sister walks across that graduation stage.
你现在明白我为啥睡不着了吧？
And are you getting why I couldn't sleep?
你想想，一宿没睡，第二天早上还被告知要去玩高空绳索课程。
Imagine having no sleep and then being told the next morning that it's time for a ropes course.
天哪。
Oh my god.
对啊。
Yes.
三格信号。
Three bars.
四格信号的话，我的邮箱说不定能刷新。
Four bars and my email might refresh.
詹姆斯，亲爱的，把手机给我吧。
James, honey, why don't you give me the phone?
不行。
No.
绝对不行。
Absolutely not.
詹姆斯。
James.
詹姆斯。
James.
不行。
No.
好吧，伊夫。
Okay, Yves.
要我陪你去吗？
Want me to go with you?
还是我去把你妹妹从那个保密项目里救出来？
Or should I go rescue your sister from college confidential?
我死也不会上去。
No way in hell am I going up there.
埃薇，迪伦，注意言辞。
Evie, Dylan, language.
我跟你一起去，埃薇。
I'll do it with you, Evie.
不去。
No.
不去。
No.
哇哦。
Woah.
你真的害怕了。
You're actually scared.
闭嘴。
Shut up.
我不该让他们说服我干这事儿的。
I should not have let them talk me into this.
我真讨厌他们。
I hate them.
Evie，宝贝，你可不能在上面僵住啊。
Evie, baby, you can't freeze up there.
爸，别叫我宝贝，上帝啊。
Dad, don't call me baby god.
等等。
Wait.
你得一直往前走，孩子。
You gotta keep moving, kid.
来吧。
Come on.
你这根本帮不上忙。
You're not helping.
跟着呼吸动，Evie。
Move with your breath, Evie.
斯塔西老师，你这话到底啥意思？
Miss Stacy, what the hell does that mean?
Eevee。
Eevee.
抱歉。
Sorry.
我是说，尊重一点。
Respectfully.
吸气。
Breathe in.
没事的，宝贝。
That's okay, honey.
吸气。
Breathe in.
呼气的时候就动起来。
And then when you breathe out, move.
对，就是这样。
That's right.
没错，完美。
Just like that.
就是这样，太棒了。
You got it.
你快到见面点了。
You're almost across the Meet me.
加油。
Come on.
就差一点了。
You're almost there.
我做不到。
I can't do this.
是的
Yeah.
你当然可以。
Of course, you can.
喂。
Hey.
看着我。
Look at me.
你是个
You're a
牛奶体操运动员。
milk gymnast.
你说得轻松。
Easy for you to say.
你看。
Look.
你得松开绳子。
You gotta let go of the rope.
来，抓住我的手。
Just grab my hand.
明白吗？
Alright?
绝对不行。
Hell no.
喂。
Hey.
我拉着你呢。
I got you.
我不会让你掉下去的。
I won't let you fall.
我发誓。
I swear.
好。
Okay.
你在这儿。
There's you.
好。
Okay.
对。
Yes.
没错，就是这样。
You got it.
我早就跟你说过了。
I did tell you.
干得漂亮。
Good job.
没戏。
No chance.
我做到了。
I did it.
太棒了。
That was amazing.
天哪。
Oh my god.
经历完我那场差点没命的事，我累得不行，但还是撑着参加了篝火晚会。
I was exhausted after what I call my near death experience, but I stayed awake for bonfire night.
我的天啊？
I mean, hello?
烤棉花糖。
S'mores.
帕克一直盯着我看。
Parker was staring at me.
嘿，迪伦。
Yo, Dylan.
要我给你烤个棉花糖三明治吗？
Want me to make you a s'more?
好啊。
Sure.
我喜欢烤焦的棉花糖。
I like my marshmallows burnt.
我爸和詹姆斯因为她的手机使用问题吵起来了。
Dad and James were having a spat over her cell phone usage.
詹姆斯·戴伦，把那玩意儿收起来。
James Dylan, put that thing away.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
我真的做不到。
I can't.
这里可能有一封斯坦福的邮件。
There could be an email from Stanford in here.
可能是录取通知，也可能是延期通知。
Well, it could be an acceptance or it could be a deferral.
哎呀，爸爸。
Oh, dad.
要是延期了怎么办？
What if it's a deferral?
宝贝，别想了，现在是周末。
Honey, honey, sweetheart, it's the weekend.
把手机给我，去拿个棉花糖吧。
Give me the phone and go get a marshmallow.
不行。
No.
我不吃。
I'm not eating
这时候吃棉花糖？
a marshmallow at this time.
那时候斯塔西老师一直在阻止大家扔热棉花糖。
And miss Stacy was keeping people from throwing hot marshmallows.
孩子们，够了。
Boys, enough.
但大家各自回宿舍时，我注意到她在盯着我爸爸看。
But as everyone wandered back to their bunks, I noticed her watching my dad.
我送你回宿舍吧？
Can I walk you back to your bunk?
我们走开的时候，我回头一看，发现我爸爸和斯塔西老师正单独坐在篝火旁。
As we walked away, I turned back to see my dad and miss Stacy sitting together by the fire, alone.
我觉得两个孩子已经够多了。
And I thought two kids was a lot.
我不知道你怎么撑得住的。
I don't know how you do this.
说实话，我平时可不住上下铺，而且一般都喝点红酒。
Well, normally, I'm not sleeping in a bunk bed, and usually, there's wine.
篝火旁没啤酒，总觉得少了点啥。
No beer at a campfire feels wrong.
可要是喝了啤酒，怕是连熊都打不过了。
But beer would make it hard to fight off all those bears.
我倒觉得，喝完啤酒，我有底气单挑一头熊。
I feel confident I could fight off a bear after a beer.
那你这自信是打哪儿来的？
And where does that confidence come from?
希望别跟你认路的本事一个来源。
Hopefully not the same place as your map reading skills.
你这是在笑话我？
You're making fun of
我？
me, Me?
绝不可能。
Never.
漂亮，但个骗子。
Beautiful and a liar.
吓人。
Scary.
哎呀，小心点。
Oh, careful now.
你刚才是不是说我漂亮？
I think you just called me beautiful.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
我那话……是不是说过了头？
That was, did I cross a line?
我收回刚才的话。
I take it back.
什么？
What?
所以我现在不漂亮了？
So now I'm not beautiful?
真让人难过。
That's sad.
不是的。
No.
你没发现吗？你让我语无伦次了。
I don't know if you've noticed, but you made me trip over my words.
然后我还晕车了。
And then I got carsick.
还吐了。
And puked.
对啊。
Yeah.
然后我还把路给走丢了。
And then I got us lost.
看来我真的不太擅长这个。
Clearly, I'm not very good at this.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
别这么说。
No.
我本来还以为你是故意带错路，想讨好我啊，英雄救美什么的，结果只是因为地图被裁掉了。
I did think you got us lost on purpose because you wanted to woo me or something, save the day, but it was just because the map was cut off.
我要是有你那么会撩就好了。
I wish I was that smooth.
你在发抖。
You're shivering.
啊，糟糕。
Oh, no.
咱们不用非得去了。
We don't have to go.
我没事。
I'm fine.
我那儿有个小木屋，就我一个人。
I have a cabin to myself.
屋里有壁炉。
There's a wood burning stove.
你要愿意，我再生个火就行。
I can make another fire if you want.
好啊。
Yeah.
带路吧。
Lead the way.
不过你还记得路怎么走吗？
But can you remember how to get there?
我会尽力的。
I'll do my best.
不好意思。
Sorry.
我没料到会有人来。
I wasn't expecting company.
有点乱。
It's a bit of a mess.
要是你觉得这算乱，那我怕你
Well, if you consider this a mess, I fear you
看到我浴室得吓坏。
would be terrified of my bathroom.
哦，我早就习惯了浴室跟药房一样乱。
Oh, I'm used to my bathrooms looking like a CVS.
对啊。
Right.
我给忘了。
I forgot.
你都习惯了跟一屋子女人住一起。
You're so used to living in a house full of women.
跟女人住久了，盖的房子自然也多是为女人设计的。
Live in a house of women, build houses mostly for women.
我不是说全部，但就算老公特别想搞某个房间、某个设计，通常也是因为那是他们年轻时跟老婆聊过、没钱翻新、梦想着以后能给孩子盖个什么样的家时想到的。
I mean, not all, but even when the husbands are really attached to building a certain room, certain feature, it's usually because it's something they used to talk about with their wife when they were young and didn't have the money for a renovation, when they were dreaming about what kind of house they wanted to raise their kids in.
你懂的吧？
You know?
是的。
Yeah.
那你就是造梦的建筑师。
So you're a builder of dreams.
要是我干得够好的话。
If I do my job right.
我喜欢这个说法。
I love that.
你有没有为自己建过一个梦想中的家？
Have you ever built yourself a dream?
我试过，但等我建好的时候，那个梦想已经变了。
I tried to, but by the time I was finished, the dream had changed.
哦，你妻子，她走了。
Oh, your wife, she She left.
我很抱歉。
I'm sorry.
我知道被抛下的感觉是什么样的。
I know what it's like to be left behind.
你前妻也离开你了？
Your ex left you?
是的。
Mhmm.
我们订婚了，但他出轨了。
We were engaged and he cheated.
他还跟我说要跟她一起去纽约。
Told me he was moving with her to New York City.
说他是废物都算轻的了。
Calling him a dud was not harsh enough.
斯泰西小姐离开我爸爸的小屋时，壁炉里的火已经只剩余烬。
Miss Stacy left my dad's cabin as the fire in the wood stove turned to embers.
她整个人都恍恍惚惚的，所以去查房的时候，差点没发现戴西·亚当斯下铺没人睡。
She was in a daze, which is why when she went to do bed check, she almost missed that there was no one sleeping in the bunk underneath Daisy Adams.
差点就错过了。
Almost.
我能再吻你一次吗？
Can I kiss you again?
是我先亲你的。
I kissed you first.
哇哦。
Woah.
你抢我风头了。
You stole my thunder.
那你抢回去啊。
Steal it back then.
你听见了吗？
Did you hear that?
没听见。
No.
你们俩，搞什么呢？
You two, what are you doing?
斯黛西老师。
Miss Stacy
天哪，戴利先生。
Shit, mister Daley.
迪伦小姐，你们俩都该在床上躺着了。
Miss Dillon, you are both supposed to be in bed.
天哪。
Oh, god.
我们真的太抱歉了。
We are so sorry.
我先撤了。
I'm out of here.
我明天再来看你，伊薇。
I'm gonna I'll see you tomorrow, Evie.
伊薇，别让我当坏人啊。
Evie, don't make me the bad guy.
你明明知道规矩的。
You know the rules.
让我……
Put me
关禁闭也好，怎么罚都行，求你了，千万别告诉我爸。
in detention, whatever you want, but please, please, please don't tell my dad.
我真的没法不告。
I can't not.
这是学校的规定。
It's school policy.
我不能说——
I can't talk
跟他谈这个。
to him about this.
我本该能跟妈妈说的，可我就是开不了口。
I'm supposed to be able to talk to my mom, but I can't.
所以求你了，别逼我去告诉他。
So please don't make me tell him.
关禁闭吧。
Detention.
那爸爸也不告诉吗？
And no dad?
我迟早可能得告诉他。
I might have to tell him eventually.
但只有到时候再说吧。
But But only if it comes up.
谢谢你。
Thank you.
谢谢你。
Thank you.
太好了。
Great.
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