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来看看这个对比。
Consider this comparison.
普华永道的数据显示，报告因人工智能实现收入增长或成本降低的首席执行官比例，几乎与那些表示自己仍停滞不前的人持平。
PwC data found the percentage of CEOs who report revenue gains or cost reductions from AI is almost equal to the percentage who say they're still stuck.
这两类人之间到底有什么区别？
What separates these two groups?
普华永道指出，问题出在缺乏清晰度。
PwC points to a clarity issue.
就连首席执行官们也很难分辨，哪些是人工智能的炒作，哪些是真实成效，以及这项技术究竟能在哪些地方带来切实改变。
Even for CEOs, it's hard to tell what's AI hype, what's reality, and where this tech can make a tangible difference.
想了解人工智能真正能产生影响的领域，以及成功落地的具体样子？请访问 pwc.com/us/brewai。
Learn where AI can actually make an impact and what successful adoption looks like at pwc.com/us/brewai.
网址是 pwc.com/us/brewai。
That's pwc.com/us/brewai.
我们会给你一份本&杰瑞冰淇淋口味的配料清单，你来猜猜这是哪一款。
We will give you the ingredients for a Ben and Jerry's flavor, and you have to name it.
香蕉冰淇淋，加巧克力碎块和核桃。
Banana ice cream with fudge chunks and walnuts.
我猜是今晚的面团。
I'm gonna say tonight dough.
不对。
Incorrect.
香草麦芽冰淇淋，裹着花生味巧克力酱的脆脆饼干，还有巧克力和花生酱的漩涡纹。
Vanilla malt ice cream with peanutty fudge covered pretzels with fudge and peanut buttery swirls.
今晚的面团。
Tonight dough.
2.0。
Two point o.
不对。
No.
这可不是今晚的面团。
It's not tonight dough.
香草冰淇淋，配巧克力曲奇纹路、巧克力豆，还有巧克力巧克力豆曲奇。
Vanilla ice cream with a chocolate cookie swirl, chocolate chip and chocolate chocolate chip cookies.
不对。
No.
这个可能之前提到过。
This one might have been mentioned in
别答错。
Don't answers.
我还是选今晚的面团。
I'm gonna go with tonight dough.
不对。
No.
哇哦。
Woah.
你们都
Y'all are
你对今晚的面团着迷了。
obsessed with tonight dough.
焦糖和巧克力冰淇淋，配上巧克力曲奇漩涡、大块的巧克力曲奇面团和花生酱曲奇面团。
Caramel and chocolate ice cream with chocolate cookie swirls and gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough and peanut butter cookie dough.
教父。
The gob father.
金色田野。
Fields of gold.
你这话说得真让人意外。
This is shocking out of you.
你们真是让人不好意思。
Y'all are embarrassing.
就是今晚的面团。
It's the tonight dough.
你们在开玩笑吧。
You guys are joking.
你该不会是认真的吧
You're actually kidding me
现在吗
right now.
真不敢相信刚发生了这种事
I cannot believe that just happened.
不过今晚就是这样
That's tonight, though.
今天是阵亡将士纪念日，早上好
Good morning on this Memorial Day.
希望你这个周末和朋友或家人一起度过了，最好是在水边
Hope you've been able to spend the weekend with friends or family, preferably next to a body of water.
因为是节假日，今天的节目会和往常有点不一样
Because of the holiday, today's episode is gonna be a little different than typical.
应大家的要求，又来一档游戏节目了，我们以前节假日也做过这种形式
Back by popular demand, it's a game show, a format we've run before on holidays.
我们邀请了来自《Morning Brew》团队的三位特别搞笑的同事来参加播客，回答一些问答题。
We asked three of our very funny coworkers from Around Morning Brew to come on the podcast and answer trivia questions.
尼尔总说，我给的提示太多了。
Neil always says I give out way too many hints.
我只是喜欢看到别人成功。
I just like to see people succeed.
一共五轮，轻松有趣。
It's five rounds of fun.
但在开始之前，先听一段赞助商的广告——领英广告。
But before we get into it, a word from our sponsor, Linkedin ads.
Bull spend.
Bull spend.
你说什么？
What was that?
你问得正好，尼尔。
So glad you asked, Neil.
‘Bull Spend’是领英创造的一个词，指的是营销人员只盯着那些好看的数据，比如曝光量、覆盖人数和互动数，却没法证明带来了实际收入，结果跟CFO一聊就尴尬了。
Bull Spend is a term LinkedIn coined for when marketers optimize for the numbers that look great, impressions, reach, and reactions, but they can't show revenue, which leads to a not so great conversation with their CFO.
领英广告帮你投资那些能让CFO眼前一亮的项目。
Linkedin ads helps you invest in what looks good to your CFO.
它的投资回报率是所有主流广告平台中最高的，达到121%，能精准触达目标客户。
They generate the highest ROAS, 121% of all major ad networks, reach the right buyers with Linkedin ads.
你可以按公司、行业、职位头衔等多种条件来精准定位。
You can target by company, industry, job title, and more.
在领英广告上首笔投放250美元，就能获得下一笔投放250美元的抵扣额度。
Spend $250 on your first campaign on LinkedIn ads and get a $250 credit for the next one.
赶紧去 linkedin.com/mbd 注册吧。
Just go to linkedin.com/mbd.
就是 linkedin.com/mbd。
That's linkedin.com/mbd.
具体条款请参见官网。
Terms and conditions apply.
咱们开始吧。
Let's get into it.
今天做客节目的三位，是我们办公室里最厉害的竞争对手。
Joining us on the show today are three of the fiercest competitors we could find around the office.
他们将进行五轮问答比拼，最终得分最高的人将赢得大奖——托比，奖品到底是什么？
They'll play five rounds of trivia, and the person with the most points at the end will win the grand prize of Toby, what is our prize?
我会把我的Slack头像换成你的照片。
I will change my Slack profile picture to a picture of you.
现在我的头像是一只来自墨西哥瓦哈卡的陶制乌龟摆件，是尼尔送我的。
And right now, it's a picture of a turtle figurine that Neil got me from Oaxaca, Mexico.
这可是个不小的荣誉。
So this is a pretty big deal.
大家全力以赴吧。
Play hard, folks.
好，咱们先快速来
Okay, let's quickly get
先来认识一下我们的参赛选手。
to know our contestants.
第一位是安娜丽莎·科克兰，她为《Morning Brew》的Instagram账号制作了既搞笑又干货满满的视频。
First up is Annalisa Cochrane, who makes very funny, very informative videos for the Morning Brew Instagram.
特别有意思。
Very funny.
安娜丽莎，你更喜欢海滩还是湖泊？
Annalisa, beach or lake?
这问题可能有点争议。
This might be divisive.
今天我选湖泊。
I have to go with lake today.
不错。
Nice.
确实。
Yeah.
那为什么选湖而不是海滩呢？
And why why lake over beach?
我现在特别想玩漂流。
I really want some tubing right now.
我喜欢湖里有些地方能遮阳，一天中能凉快一会儿。
I like that the lake offers shade at certain points during the day.
我还喜欢什么来着？
What else do I have?
码头特别好玩。
Docks are really fun.
划船也特别有意思。
Boats are really fun.
众所周知，码头只能建在湖里，海里是不行的。
Famously, docks can only go into lakes, not into oceans too.
鲨鱼也少得多。
Not a lot of sharks.
接下来是尼基·马哈穆迪，他为《晨间简报》的Instagram账号制作了大量既有趣又富有信息量的视频。
Next is Niki Mahmoodi, who also makes very funny informative videos for the Morning Brew Instagram.
尼基，烧烤时最适合放哪首歌？
Niki, what is the best song to play at a barbecue?
我觉得是Shaggy的《It Wasn't Me》。
I think It Wasn't Me by Shagge.
真是首绝妙的歌。
Incredible song.
没错。
Yeah.
我一想到烧烤就会联想到这首歌，确实如此。
I I associate it with barbecuing Yeah.
百分百同意。
A 100%.
没错。
Yeah.
谁把这汉堡烤过头了？
Who overcooked this cheeseburger?
不是我干的。
It wasn't me.
最后，一位大家都非常熟悉的人。
Finally, someone you all know very well.
这是凯尔·哈格，Morning Brew 的首席了事官，《按我上封邮件》播客的主持人，还有 MBD 的替补主力。凯尔，热狗还是汉堡？
It's Kyle Hagge, Morning Brew's chief of staff, host of the Per My Last Email podcast, and MBD super sub, Kyle, hot dog or burger?
首先，能来这儿我很荣幸，托比。
Well, first honored to be here, Toby.
如果我们赢了，头像可不该是我们俩的照片。
If we win, it shouldn't be a profile picture of us.
我们得自己选用哪张照片。
We should get to pick what picture
哦。
Oh.
你来发个Slack通知吧。
You make your Slack.
那我就先提出来。
So I'm gonna throw that out there.
这样感觉挺合适的。
That feels right.
我喜欢这个主意。
I like that.
就选热狗吧。
Answer hot dog.
就只得到这个答案？
That's all we're getting?
这么一想，更像是一种纪念。
It just feels more it's memorial.
马上就要到阵亡将士纪念日了。
It's coming up on Memorial Day.
感觉更有趣些。
It feels more fun.
汉堡随时都能吃，但我觉得在纪念日吃热狗，特别有节日的味道。
You can have a burger anytime, but I I think a Memorial Day on a a hot dog on a holiday feels very special.
我真的很喜欢这个说法。
I actually like that take a lot.
热狗可不是日常随便吃的东西。
Hot dogs are not something you eat on a normal daily basis.
汉堡太容易拿到了。
Burgers are too accessible.
没错。
Exactly.
我喜欢这个主意。
I like it.
而且汉堡也没那么多讲究。
And also not a lot of sharks when it comes to burgers too.
好了，尼尔。
Alright, Neil.
我们马上开始，不过我得说清楚，今天我会在这块白板上记分。
We're about to dive in, but I am just saying that I'm keeping score today on this whiteboard right here.
这可是正经事。
So this is a very legit operation.
你们可别耍花招。
So no funny business from you guys.
尼尔，第一轮是什么？
Neil, what is our first round?
好的。
Okay.
第一轮是新闻，这也是我们所有人工作的原因。
Round one is news, which is the reason we all have
我们的工作来源。
our job.
所以
So
很积极。
enthusiastic.
答对问题就得一分。
If you get the question correctly, you're gonna get one point.
答错了，下一位玩家如果答对了，就可以抢走这题的分数。
If you get the question wrong, the next player in line can steal your question by answering it correctly.
如果都没答对，我们就把你们全都粘在座位上。
If none of you get the question right, we'll tape you all to your desks.
dunk dunk tank。
Dunk dunk tank.
好的。
Okay.
dunk tank。
Dunk tank.
安娜丽莎，第一个问题给你。
Annalisa, first question to you.
这股潮流正在席卷毕业季。
It's the trend taking over graduation season.
毕业典礼演讲者提到什么时，会遭到学生嘘声？
Commencement speakers are getting booed by students when they mention what?
人工智能。
AI.
答对了。
That is correct.
前谷歌首席执行官和房地产高管都因为提到人工智能将颠覆经济而被全场嘘了。
The former Google CEO and real estate executive both got roundly booed after mentioning how AI was going to disrupt the economy.
想激励年轻一代，这恐怕不是什么明智的做法。
Perhaps not the smartest strategy when trying to inspire a generation of young people.
你们有谁遇到过特别棒的毕业演讲者吗？
Did anyone have a good graduation speaker?
对。
Yes.
跟我们炫耀一下。
Flex on us.
好的。
Okay.
你有
Do you have
是谁啊？
any Who was it?
你都不记得他们了。
You don't even remember them.
对。
Yeah.
我记得。
I do.
是梅根。
It was Megan.
拉皮诺？
Rapino?
不是。
No.
SNL的那个明星，天主教女校出身的那位。
From SNL, superstar, Catholic schoolgirl.
SNL的梅根？
Megan from SNL?
梅根·马克尔？
Meghan Markle?
她的名字不就是梅根吗？
Isn't her name Megan?
莫莉·香农。
Molly Shannon.
莫莉·香农。
Molly Shannon.
莫莉·香农。
Molly Shannon.
莫莉，莫莉。
Molly Molly
香农。
Shannon.
我能稍微展示一下吗？
May I flex for one second?
当然可以。
Sure.
约翰·克拉辛斯基。
John Krasinski.
挺不错的。
Pretty good.
这可不算好。
That's not pretty good.
够硬核。
Solid.
行吧。
Okay.
算了。
Never mind.
我能不那儿耍一下吗？
May I not flex there for a second?
约翰·克拉辛斯基那会儿一直盯着镜头，眼神里透着明白一切的意味。
John Krasinski just kind of just looked at the camera with that knowing glance the entire time.
他表现得挺到位的。
He did good news.
好。
Alright.
干得漂亮，安娜莉莎。
Well done, Annalisa.
第二个问题。
Question two.
这题给尼基。
This one goes to Niki.
说到对人工智能的反弹，哪位《创智赢家》的评委正和犹他州居民就他想建的大型数据中心打官司？
Speaking of AI backlash, which Shark Tank judge is locked in a fight with a Utah residents over a massive data center he wants to build?
凯文·奥利里。
Kevin O'Leary.
也就是那位‘完美先生’。
AKA mister wonderful.
完美先生，完美先生。
Mister mister wonderful.
他现在有点儿变成《Marty Supreme》里那个角色了。
He's sort of morphing into his character in Marty Supreme.
现在只剩下把蒂莫西·查拉梅特叫到犹他州，好好教训他一顿了。
All that is left is to bring Timothy Chalamet out to Utah and spank him.
是的。
Yeah.
你们知道那艘船的事吗？
Do you guys know about the boat?
不知道。
No.
其实我知道那艘船的事。
Oh, I do know about the boat, actually.
那船是干嘛的？
It's What's it do?
其实挺阴暗的。
It's a little dark, actually.
挺阴暗的。
A little dark.
也许我该提一下那艘船。
Maybe I should mention the boat.
你直接搜一下凯文·奥利里的船，就能看到是怎么回事了。
You can Google just Google Kevin O'Leary boat, and you'll see what comes up.
第三个问题也跟一艘船的黑暗故事有关。
Well, question three is also about a dark story about a boat.
这个问题是问凯尔的。
This one's to Kyle.
载有11人感染、3人死亡的‘亨德里乌斯号’邮轮，在经历了一场噩梦般的航行后，抵达了荷兰。他们感染的是什么疾病？
The cruise ship MV Hondius has arrived in The Netherlands after a nightmare of a trip where eleven people were infected and three people died of what illness?
汉坦病毒。
Hantavirus.
答对了。
That is correct.
汉坦病毒。
Hantavirus.
哇哦。
Wow.
我们三题全对了。
We got three for three in
他是
the He's
他状态不错。
he's feeling good.
他是
Just He's
等一下。
hold on.
你现在别这么说。
You don't wanna say this now.
这是基德·谢泼德。
This is Kid Shepherd.
你相信我就行。
Just trust me.
难度会升级，不过我感觉还挺有把握的。
The difficulty will ramp I'm feeling a little confident.
这艘船有个特别的地方。
Here's the wild part about this ship.
再过几周，它就会载着乘客再次启航。
It's going to sail again with people in a couple of weeks.
它会先经过彻底消毒和检查，然后开启一趟极地邮轮之旅，每人起步价5750美元。
It's going to be disinfected, inspected, then head out on a polar cruise that's priced starting at $5,750 per person.
真有人会登上这艘船吗？
Would anyone step foot on this ship?
当然了，我会去。
We Yes, me.
不会。
No.
我们真的应该禁止邮轮旅行。
We we have to ban cruises.
不只是因为病毒的问题。
Not even about the virus.
没错。
Yeah.
我们就是得禁止邮轮旅行。
We just have to ban cruises.
我觉得邮轮挺好的。
I think they're good.
说实话，我也支持邮轮旅行。
I'm team cruise as well, honestly.
这简直就是培养皿。
It's a it's a petri dish.
汤姆·克鲁斯。
Tom Cruise.
我站汤姆·克鲁斯。
I'm team Tom Cruise.
好的。
Alright.
第四个问题。
Question four.
每个人都是三对三。
Everyone's three for three.
这个问题要回到安娜莉莎。
This one goes back to Annalisa.
哪位流行歌手正在起诉三星，说他们用她的脸来卖电视？
Which pop star is suing Samsung for using her face to sell TVs?
杜阿·利帕。
Dua Lipa.
或者像我常叫的，杜阿·利帕。
Or as I like to call her, Dua Lipa.
这真是个非常聪明的营销手段。
It is a very smart marketing tactic.
杜阿·利帕都能把大蒜卖给吸血鬼。
Dua Lipa could sell garlic to a vampire.
好的。
Alright.
下一个问题是给妮琪的。
This next one is for Niki.
没错。
Yeah.
第五题。
Question number five.
对。
Mhmm.
Chipotle的首席执行官最近说，如果你想多得点分量，应该怎么做？
Chipotle CEO recently said that if you want bigger portions, you should do what?
意思是多付点钱买更大的份量？
Like, pay pay more money for them?
就是针对份量吗？
For the portions?
也不完全是。
Not exactly.
凯尔，这对你来说简直是超值。
Kyle, this this is a steal to you.
天哪。
Oh my god.
如果想在Chipotle得到更大的份量，CEO说你应该怎么做？
If want bigger portions at Chipotle, the CEO said you should just do what?
如果想在Chipotle得到更大的份量，你应该点burrito碗，然后要求加双倍鸡肉。
If you want bigger portions at Chipotle, you should order the burrito bowl and ask for double chicken.
对。
Mhmm.
这样确实可以，但他说的不是这个意思。
That that works, but that's not what he said.
安纳莉莎，帮帮我们吧。
Annalisa, save us.
去问就行。
Ask.
所有
All
我只需要去问一声。
I gotta do is ask.
他就是这么说的。
That's what he said.
他说，如果你想多拿点，就直接说要
Said, if you want bigger portions, just ask for
更多。
more.
就这么简单。
Simple as that.
干得漂亮，安娜丽莎。
Good steal, Annalisa.
我最近看到一个人去Chipotle，点了一个湿塔可，就是完全不含干料的那种。
Good I recently saw a guy go into a Chipotle and order a wet burrito, which is zero dry ingredients.
他要了红芸豆、黑豆、奶酪酱、酸奶油，还有三种莎莎酱，然后只说了一句：包起来就行。
So it's pinto beans, black beans, queso, sour cream, all three types of salsa, and then he just says, wrap it up.
结果Chipotle的店员真给他这么做了。
And the the Chipotle worker did that.
看来你可以要求他们做几乎任何事，比如多加分量，或者做湿塔可。
So apparently, you can ask them to do almost anything, including more portion sizes and make a wet burrito.
那玉米饼的结构能撑得住吗？
And how was the integrity of the burrito of a tortilla?
简直难以置信，居然全给包住了。
It was unbelievable how it contained everything.
不过，这是我这辈子见过最恶心的事了。
One of the grossest things I've ever seen in my entire life, though.
好吧。
Alright.
第六个问题。
Question six.
问一下凯尔。
To Kyle.
凯尔，根据伊朗战争的消息，日本零食巨头卡比公司宣布会对包装做出什么改变？
To Kyle, Citing the Iran war, Japanese snack food giant, Kalby, announced it would make what change to its packaging?
天哪。
Oh, god.
它要从包装里去掉油脂。
It's gonna remove oil from the from the packaging.
这答案不对，但我们就不把这个分给你了。
It's not not right, but we're not gonna give that one to you.
所以是‘偷’。
So it's Steal.
话题又转回安纳莉莎。
Snaps back around to Annalisa.
对。
Yeah.
他们要把包装改成黑白的。
They're gonna make the packaging black and white.
天哪。
My gosh.
她表现得太强势了。
She's dominating.
她表现得太强势了。
She's dominating.
他们打算怎么做到呢？
How are they going to do that?
我能问一下吗？
May I ask?
我的意思是
I mean
哦，他们
Oh, they
用黑白的空白印刷品？
have a blank print something in black and white?
是的
Yeah.
不是
No.
他在说
He's saying
通过减少用油。
By using less oil.
他是在为自己的观点辩护。
He's advocating for his own answer.
对。
Yeah.
没错。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
我们需要后台的研究团队回来做个复盘，就像NBA那样。
We need, like, the we need, like, the research team in the background to come back, like, an NBA review
然后把这分判给我。
and and award me the
得分。
point.
不行。
No.
我们刚收到制片人凯尔传来的消息。
We actually are just getting words from our producer, Kyle.
还是没拿到分数。
Still no points
给你。
for you.
哦，这样啊。
Oh, okay.
太好了。
Great.
太好了。
Great.
谢谢。
Thank you.
是的。
Yeah.
公司说，由于伊朗战争导致的供应链中断，他们决定将畅销的虾条、薯片和其他零食改为单色包装。
The company said it's switching to monochrome packaging for its popular popular shrimp sticks, potato chips, and other munchies due to Iran war supply chain disruptions.
他们把原因归咎于石脑油短缺。
It blames the chains on a shortage of naphtha.
石脑油？
NAFNA.
石脑油？
NAFNA.
这是指
Is that the
北美条约吗？
North American treaty?
一种用在印刷上的石油衍生物？挺有意思。
An oil derived product using used in Interesting.
印刷
Printing
我喜欢你刚才说‘石油衍生’那个说法
I like how you said oil derived
对。
there.
石脑油。
Naptha.
石脑油。
Naptha.
我们在这档播客里已经说过无数次了。
We've said it on the podcast a million times.
石脑油。
Naptha.
Napster。
Napster.
Napster。
Napster.
萘烷。
Naptha.
吃糖还用黑白包装，真够丧的。
How depressing to eat candy out of a black and white packet?
是啊。
I know.
确实挺丧的。
It's depressing.
主要是薯片，不过我同意。
Mostly chips, but I agree.
这真的会影响顾客在货架前的选择，你知道的。
Like, it really does change how, you know, consumers walking down the aisle Yeah.
买他们的产品。
Buy their stuff.
味道应该也受影响吧。
And the taste, probably.
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安纳莉莎，这是第七个问题问你。
Annalisa, this is question number seven to you.
哪支棒球队刚刚在德克萨斯A&M大学的莱尔球场挤进了超过十万两千名观众，创下了新的上座纪录？
Which baseball team just set a new attendance record by packing over 102,000 fans into Kyle Field at Texas A and M.
大概是德克萨斯的球队吧。
Probably a Texas team.
德克萨斯？我猜是亚特兰大勇士队。
The Texas I'm gonna go with the Atlanta Braves.
就是那样。
Like that.
还不对，是你的最爱球队。
Not quite, favorite team.
是太空人队吗？
Is it the Astros?
不是。
No.
天哪。
Oh my god.
这可不是大联盟棒球队。
This is not a Major League Baseball team.
凯尔·凯尔·哈格，这事发生在凯尔球场，我指望你能知道。
Kyle Kyle Hagge, this has happened at Kyle Field, so I expect you to know this.
给凯尔球场点赞，也给萨凡纳香蕉队点赞。
Shout out to Kyle Field, and shout out to the Savannah Bananas.
来啦。
Here we go.
叮叮叮。
Ding ding ding
叮叮。
ding ding.
萨凡纳香蕉队。
Savannah banana.
记分牌上显示。
Put on the board.
不好意思。
Sorry.
是真正的
Were real
青少年。
teens.
等一下。
Wait.
他们的吉祥物是什么？
What's their mascot?
我们本来是想找外卖的
We were looking for take
其实，凯尔，我们是想把棒球场里的石油抽出来。
the oil out of the baseball stadium, actually, Kyle.
所以
So
我从来没看过哪个游戏节目里，有人给自己敲了三声铃。
I've never seen a game show where someone gave themselves a ding ding ding.
我的意思是，我早知道。
I mean, I knew.
我就是这么有信心，直接写上‘是’。
That's how confident I will write it Yes.
很多人对萨凡纳香蕉队有很强烈的情绪。
People seem to have very strong feelings about the Savannah Bananas.
你们喜欢他们吗？
Do you guys like them?
我觉得
I think
你们把他们都
you put them all
在一艘
on a
游轮上，说实话。
cruise ship, to be honest.
你管他们叫棒球队。
You call them a baseball team.
但他们做的根本不是这个。
It's not what they do.
他们跳舞。
They dance.
他们确实打棒球。
Well, they play baseball.
他们也跳舞。
They dance.
他们还唱歌。
They sing.
他们干的各种花样就像马戏团一样，但特别受欢迎。
They do all types of antics like circus, but it's extremely popular.
我觉得这就是马戏表演。
I think it's circus.
他们到底属于哪个联盟？
They're not what league are they
啊？
in?
他们演假棒球，因为这挺搞笑的。
They do pretend baseball because it's funny.
对。
Yes.
我觉得刚才那问题问得不太妥当。
I don't feel like that question was set up correctly.
你以前根本没听说过萨凡纳香蕉队，直到上帝。
You've you've never heard of the Savannah Bananas until God.
我真羡慕你。
I'm so jealous of you.
我真希望我能把关于他们的所有事都忘掉。
I wish I forgot everything I know about them.
他们真的很受欢迎。
They're they are popular.
我喜欢他们做空翻和接球的样子。
I like that they do flips and catch balls.
就像文斯那样，
It's like Vince,
所有的
like all
这些
of these
都是球员。
are players.
想象一下，棒球比普通棒球更受欢迎。
Pretend baseball is more popular than regular baseball.
对。
Yeah.
好的。
Alright.
第八个问题。
Question eight.
该谁了，
Whose turn is it,
尼尔？
Neil?
妮琪。
Niki.
妮琪。
Niki.
是的
Uh-huh.
ADP的一项研究指出，美国哪个城市最适合刚毕业的大学生找工作。
A study from ADP found which city to be the best in The United States for recent college graduates to find jobs.
哦。
Oh,
是像天啊这种话吗？我不该说脏话。
is it like fucking oh, I'm not allowed to say bad words.
不好意思。
Sorry.
是匹兹堡吗？
Is it Pittsburgh?
不是。
No.
宾夕法尼亚州？
Pennsylvania?
不对，而且也不在那个合适的地区。
It's not right, nor is it in the right section of the country either.
好的。
Okay.
接下来是凯尔。
On to Kyle.
明尼阿波利斯，明尼苏达。
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
答对了，答对了，答对了，答对了。
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
自己抢答，这反而要扣四分，现在情况有点微妙了。
Self ding, which is actually minus four points So in this kind of maybe beckoning now.
安娜莉莎，既不是明尼阿波利斯，也不是匹兹堡。
Annalisa, it was not Minneapolis or Pittsburgh.
你有头绪吗？
Any idea?
达拉斯或者休斯顿
Dallas slash Houston.
好的
Okay.
达拉斯在得克萨斯州，是
Dallas is Texas is
很大的城市。
big.
好的。
Okay.
等一下。
Wait.
等一下。
Wait.
好的。
Okay.
我可以选哪个？
Can I choose what?
可以。
Yes.
你可以从这些里面选一个。
You can choose one of those.
我觉得……应该是休斯顿。
I think I think it's Houston.
我知道达拉斯一直在发展，但我记得好像听人说过休斯顿。
I know that Dallas has been growing, but I think I remember hearing Houston.
这回答可真够巧妙的。
A clutch answer.
差远了。
Not even close.
是阿拉巴马州的伯明翰。
It's Birmingham, Alabama.
什么？
What?
有人去过伯明翰吗？
Has anyone been
到过伯明翰吗？
to Birmingham?
这只是阿拉巴马州的一堆地面工作吗？
This just a bunch of jobs on the ground in Alabama?
尼尔，跟大家说说为什么伯明翰现在这么火。
Well, Neil, tell them why Birmingham is hot right
现在。
now.
是的。
Yeah.
伯明翰有很多医疗类的工作。
Birmingham has a lot of medical jobs.
阿拉巴马大学伯明翰分校在当地可是个大引擎。
UAB, University of Alabama Birmingham is kind of a juggernaut there.
根据这项研究，伯明翰是全美应届毕业生找工作最好的城市。
And I guess according to this study, it is the best city in The United States for recent college grads to find jobs.
你去过吗，尼尔？
Have you been, Neil?
你试过
You've tried
去伯明翰，是的。
to Birmingham, yeah.
尼尔确实去过
Neil has
他去过很多地方，哦，
been to lots of just Oh,
甚至是最偏僻的小城镇。
the most random town.
他特别喜欢开车。
He loves driving.
我也超爱开车。
I love driving.
这儿没机会开，所以我干脆开车去伯明翰。
Don't get to do it here, so I just drive down to Birmingham.
我还特意给他们颁了个奖，说这是全美最适合刚毕业大学生找工作的城市。
And I just give them an award for the best city for young college grads.
最后一个问题是，凯尔。
Final question, Kyle.
乐高最近推出了一套迄今为止最大的套装，包含8278个零件，售价650美元。
LEGO unveiled one of its biggest sets ever, containing 8,278 pieces, and selling for $650.
这套里面建的是什么结构？
What is the structure in this set?
那就是
That would be the
长城。
Great Wall Of China.
不是长城。
Not the Great Wall Of China.
不过这个乐高套装也太夸张了吧。
That'd an insane LEGO set, though.
我喜欢这个答案。
I like that answer.
中国会允许建这个吗？
Would China allow that?
我不清楚。
I don't know.
不是安纳莉莎吗？
Don't Annalisa?
等等。
Wait.
有多少个零件？
How many pieces?
八千二百七十八个。
8,278
这还蛮简单的。
Got it easy.
死星，《星球大战》里的。
Death Star, Star Wars.
对。
Mhmm.
已经出过死星的套装了吗？
Are there already is a Death Star one?
我知道。
I know.
我觉得那个要小一点。
Think it's a little smaller.
好的，Niki。
Okay, Niki.
我其实知道这个。
I actually know it.
是世界杯奖杯。
It's the World Cup trophy.
不是。
No.
不过那还挺酷的。
But that'd be cool.
什么？
What?
你刚才说你以为你要来，他们确实有个世界杯
It's You thought you you were coming They do have a World
奖杯。
Cup trophy.
因为他们刚把它做出来。
Because they just made it.
也许吧，但这个根本不是那个大型的场景。
Well, might have made it, but this is not the the massive set.
答案是米那斯提力斯。
The answer is Minas Tirith.
那是什么地方？
What is that?
米那斯提力斯是《指环王》里刚铎的首都，这很明显。
Minas Tirith is obviously the capital of Gondor in the Lord of the Rings.
明白了。
Okay.
所以这题本来是给男生准备的，可这儿就一个男生。
So that was a question for boys, and there's only one boy here.
我连都没
And I didn't even
这就不怎么公平了。
So that's get not really fair.
我拖了我们性别后腿。
I've let down my gender.
有三十个女性看过《指环王》。
30 women watch Lord of the Rings.
所以这并不是迄今为止最大的套装。
So this is not the biggest set ever.
还有几个比它更大。
There are a few that are bigger.
我们有罗马斗兽场和泰坦尼克号，都是九千多块的。
We have the Colosseum and the Titanic, which are over 9,000 pieces.
应该把MBHondias也算进去。
Should include the the MBHondias in there.
而埃菲尔铁塔是零件数量最多的。
And the Eiffel Tower is the one with the most pieces.
正好是10001块。
It comes in at 10,001.
我倒想知道多出来的那一块是啥。
I wonder what the one piece is.
估计就是顶上那个巴黎旗帜吧。
I guess just the Paris flag on top.
干嘛不干脆做成整一万呢？
Why not make it an even 10,000?
行吧。
Alright.
你们在新闻类题目上表现不错。
You guys did pretty well on the news category.
我说的你们，其实主要是安纳莉莎，因为分数是她拿了四分。
And by you guys, I mean just Annalisa because the scores are Annalisa has four.
妮琪只有一分。
Niki has one.
不错。
That's good.
凯尔，自扣分的是哈格，他得了两分。
And Kyle, self ding Hagge, has two.
自扣分。
Self ding.
开始了。
Here we go.
自扣分。
Self ding.
好的。
Alright.
那我们进入第二轮吧。
So let's move on to round two.
电影评论网站Letterbox是互联网上为数不多还保持真实氛围的地方之一。
The movie review site Letterbox is one of the few authentic corners of the Internet left.
这一轮，我们深入挖掘了Letterbox上用户留下的那些最搞笑、最古怪的影评。
For this round, we went deep into Letterbox for some of the funniest, strangest reviews left by users.
我们会念出一条影评，你们来猜是哪部电影。
We will give you the review, and you have to name the movie.
太棒了。
That's sick.
而且，这次还是可以抢答。
And once again, steals are in play.
这个环节得到了Niki的认可。
This category is approved by Niki.
这个环节很赞，她老这么说。
This this category is sick as she likes to say.
谁来？Neil？
Who is up, Neil?
我老记不住。
I never remember.
刚才谁回答了上一个问题？
Who just answered the last question?
不如就选积分最少的那个人吧。
Let's just go with who has the least amount of points.
好的。
Alright.
是Niki。
Niki, it is.
这也太狠了。
That's savage.
行。
Alright.
第一个问题，我直接念一下这条评论。
Question one, and I'm just reading in the review here.
对。
Mhmm.
真不可思议，叫艾米莉的这个角色，性格直率，却是这部经典杰作中众多富有远见的元素之一。
Incredible how called Emily, whose main characteristic is Blunt, one of the many visionary elements in this seminal masterpiece.
《穿普拉达的恶魔》？
Devil Wears Prada?
对。
Yes.
原著，由
The original, by the
没错。
Yeah.
我没说两次。
I didn't say two.
我根本没说两次。
Did not say two.
咱们来聊聊吧。
Let's let's take.
全部
All
艾米丽很直接。
Emily is blunt.
皮特去哪儿了？
Where is Pete?
第二篇评论。
Review number two.
凯尔，每当我考虑和前女友复合时，我就看这部电影，效果特别好。
Kyle, whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film, works like a charm.
《复仇者联盟》。
The Avengers.
《复仇者联盟》，安娜莉莎？
The Avengers, Annalisa?
哦。
Oh.
《疯狂愚蠢的爱》
Crazy Stupid Love.
我觉得那部片子已经有点过时了。
I actually think that's falling off.
这电影真不错。
Great movie.
我还行吧，挺喜欢的。
I like it, I guess.
是的。
Yeah.
我觉得这个评价其实适合很多电影。
I feel like this this review could work for a lot of movies.
不是那部。
It's not that one.
尼基，
Niki,
那个小丑电影。
The any Joker.
说小丑是不对的。
Joker is not correct.
这其实是一篇影评，我再重申一遍。
The answer this was a review, and I'll treat it once again.
每当我考虑和前女友复合时，就会看这部电影，效果特别好。
Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film, works like a charm.
正确答案是《消失的爱人》。
The answer is GoneGirl.
那应该是
That would
我肯定觉得我
certainly think I've
在电影里看过这篇影评。
seen that one that review in the film.
要是所有答案都只是《穿普拉达的恶魔》这类片子呢？
What if the answers were all just devil devil wears products?
那倒也不错。
That would've been good.
好吧。
Alright.
第三个问题。
Question number three.
我们回到安纳莉莎这里。
We are back to, Annalisa.
想象一下，你在孤儿院里，有人选了一只会说话的小老鼠，而不是选你。
Imagine being at an orphanage and someone picked a talking mouse over you.
哦，
Oh,
《小老鼠斯图尔特》。
Stuart Little.
对。
Correct.
《小鼠斯图尔特》。
Stuart Little.
不错。
Nice.
想象一下，那只老鼠比你先被收养了。
Imagine having the mouse adopted before you.
我完全忘了这部电影。
I totally forgot about that movie.
太精彩了。
It's electric.
是的。
Yeah.
还被评为时尚偶像呢。
Got rated fashion icon too.
在那部电影里，斯图尔特·小鼠正在把菲茨扔来扔去。
Stuart Little is tossing Fitz in that movie.
那儿有那么多
There so
二月上映的会说话的动物电影真多。
many talking animal movies in the February.
是的。
Yeah.
真该把这些片子再翻出来。
Gotta bring those back.
对。
Yeah.
把这些片子再翻出来吧。
Bring those back.
现在感觉每部电影里都有动物出演。
I feel like every animal is made in the movie now.
哎，《Air Bud》里那只狗确实会说话
Air oh, Air Bud does talk about
但他打篮球，而且那样子就像在说话一样
But he plays basketball, which he does, like, talk
说得特别好
very well.
表现得特别自然
Comes very well.
是的
Yeah.
这感觉就像在说话
That feels like talking.
他通过肢体动作来表达
He talks with the with his support.
他通过肢体动作来表达
He talks with his support.
我认识很多男人，话不多，就只管投篮。
I know a lot of men that don't talk and just shoot.
是的。
Yeah.
能跟孩子交流。
Can talk
和自己的孩子说话。
with his kids.
值得一提的是，现在还是有很多电影里动物会说话。
Let the record show there are still a lot of movies with animals talking.
对。
Yeah.
我根本没把这事儿放在心上。
I'm I'm just not on my radar.
对。
Yeah.
我算是有点变了。
I've kind of evolved.
对。
Yeah.
明白。
Okay.
Niki，这个说给你听。
Niki, this one's for you.
看在老天的份上，给孩子吃点抗抑郁药吧。
For the love of God, just give the kid antidepressants.
这有点沉重。
It's a little dark.
我们得谈谈凯文。
We need to talk about Kevin.
我并不
I don't
连这部电影都不知道。
even know that movie.
不对。
Incorrect.
但也许我们真该看看。
But maybe we should.
凯夫·凯尔？
Kev Kyle?
往上。
Up.
不是往上。
Not up.
不过这个猜测也不算错。
Not a bad guess, though.
我觉得这个是小丑。
I think this one is the Joker.
那不是小丑。
Is not the Joker.
你才是那个孩子，豪昆。
You're the kid, Joaquin.
答案是，
The answer,
看在上帝的份上，给这孩子开点抗抑郁药吧，《头脑特工队2》。
for the love of God, just give this kid antidepressants, Inside Out two.
很棒的电影。
Great movie.
这个挺有意思的。
That's funny one.
脑子里的声音。
Voices in the head.
行了。
Alright.
接下来是凯尔。
On to Kyle.
整部电影里，艾米总炫耀自己小巧的脚，但根据WikiFeet的数据，弗洛伦斯·皮尤的脚码是8号。
Throughout the movie, Amy boasts about her lovely small feet, yet Florence Pugh is a size eight according to WikiFeet.
哦。
Oh.
得了吧。
Come on.
好吧。
Okay.
第一，我从来没上过WikiFeet。
One, never been on WikiFeet.
举个手。
Got a got a hand up.
我压根儿就没听说过这玩意儿。
Never never even heard of it.
天啊
God.
这听起来可真像去过WikiFeet的人说的。
That sounds a lot like someone who's been on WikiFeet, honestly.
WikiFeet是部纪录片吗？
Is it WikiFeet the documentary?
没错，而且也是一部很棒的电影。
Correct, but also a great movie.
安娜莉莎。
Annalisa.
我觉得那是《小妇人》。
I believe that is Little Women.
《小妇人》。
Little Women.
干得漂亮。
Well done.
我不敢说自夸，但我可能真的在WikiFeet上。
I don't wanna brag, but maybe I am on WikiFeet.
咱们应该找来看看。
We should get that.
而且也许
And maybe
实际上，八码也没那么大。
a size eight isn't that big, actually.
有个问题想问问。
Follow-up question.
你是自己提交到WikiFeet的吗，还是说
Do you self submit to WikiFeet, or is that like
你经常发很多展示脚部的照片。
someone You post a lot of photos that show your feet.
就只是
Just
托比，我们根本不知道他们的规定或要求。
Toby, don't we wouldn't know the guidelines or rules.
是的。
Yeah.
我们连这个网站都没听说过。
We've never even heard of the website.
明白吗？
Okay?
我对WikiFeet挺好奇的。
I am curious about Wikifee.
我想知道，有多少人上了WikiFeet，却没上维基百科。
I wonder how many people are on Wikifee, but not Wikipedia.
而且，他们的脚真的特别好看。
Also Like, their feet are just so incredible.
那谁在上面
And who's on
发帖？
posting?
你明明可以卖照片，干嘛还要免费发布呢？
Why would you post your own photos when you could probably sell them?
没错。
Right.
就是这样
That's
对。
right.
有些人就是纯粹出于热爱才这么做。
Some people just do it for the love of the game.
另一个是？
What's the
哪个？
other one?
哦，Feet Finder。
Oh, Feet Finder.
我听说过。
I've heard.
找脚。
Feet finding.
我听说有这种事。
There's I've
听说过。
heard that.
其实你最好不要去那儿。
That you don't wanna be on, actually.
WikiFeet 还行。
WikiFeet is alright.
这事儿越说越离谱了。
This is turning This is
转过一个弯。
turning a corner.
好的。
Alright.
我们得继续了。
We need to move on.
对。
Yeah.
我们能来
Can we come
不行。
on No.
整个
The whole
那个得留下来。
That's that is staying in.
第六个问题问安纳莉莎。
Question number six to Annalisa.
这部电影出来的时候，我还以为大卫·哈塞尔霍夫是专门为这部电影虚构的角色。
When this came out, I thought that David Hasselhoff was a fictional character created specifically for this movie.
说实话，到现在我还不太相信他真是个真人。
And to be quite honest, I'm still not convinced he's real.
这是我小时候最爱的电影。
This is my favorite movie as a kid.
《海绵宝宝》大电影。
SpongeBob SquarePants, the movie.
干得漂亮。
Well done.
我也是这么想的。
I thought the same thing.
对。
Yeah.
我也是。
Me too.
我也是这么想的。
I did too.
当他胸口那个装置启动的时候
When his chest did the thing and it launches
把他弹了回去。
him back down.
太酷了，老兄。
So cool, man.
对啊。
Yeah.
我是说，他真的靠那个在水上滑行。
I mean, he rode on the water with it.
对啊。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
那根本不可能。
That was not that's not possible.
我到现在还是试着那样游泳。
I still try to swim like that.
努力加速，像哈塞尔霍夫那样。
Try to get a lot of speed going, the Hasselhoff.
好了。
Alright.
干得漂亮。
Well done.
Niki，这个送给你。
Niki, this is to you.
第七个问题。
Question seven.
对。
Mhmm.
奥特·巴特尔真是秃得厉害。
Awesome Butler is so bald.
我这辈子没见过谁秃成这样，皮肤还这么润，比《暮光之城》里的爱德华还亮。
I've never seen anyone be so bald in my life, so moisturized and She was glowing more than Edward in Twilight.
是的。
Yes.
你的大智若愚式头皮护肤流程是怎样的？
What's your megamind head skincare routine, Okay.
猫王。
Elvis
是的。
Yeah.
那应该是《沙丘2》。
That would be Dune two.
《沙丘2》
Dune part two.
对
Yeah.
我也觉得这话有道理
I agree with the sentiment too.
我从没在任何电影里见过这么秃的角色
There's never been a more bald character in any movie.
真想捏一捏那脑袋
Just to squeeze that head.
真想直接把它捏爆
Just want to pop that head right open.
行吧
Alright.
像敲鸡蛋一样把它敲开
Crack it open like an egg.
第八个问题，有没有人比奥斯汀·巴特勒头发多一点，比如凯尔·哈吉？
Question number eight, does someone with a little more hair than Austin Butler, Kyle Hagge.
这条评论简直就是抽了一口大烟。
This review is another bong hit.
等等。
Wait.
这条评论是抽了一口大烟？
The review is another bong hit?
你先好好琢磨琢磨这句话。
Just sit with that one for a little bit.
又是一口大烟。
Another bong hit.
再抽一口大烟。
Another bong hit.
是的。
Yeah.
所以是问号还是感叹号？
So a question mark or an exclamation point?
原文根本没有标点。
There was no no punctuation.
没标点？
No punctuation?
明白了。
Alright.
先按宽屏格式来。
Letterbox first.
你得好好改改语法。
Work on your grammar.
我选《菠萝快车》。
I'm gonna go with Pineapple Express.
这个猜测挺靠谱的。
It's a good guess.
托比总给我很接近的答案，就是不对
Toby keeps giving me good guesses, but no
得分。
points.
光给靠谱的猜测。
Giving out good guesses.
托比是最有鼓励作用的
Toby is the most encouraging
我知道。
I know.
我知道。
I know.
他是我的教练。
He's my coach.
节目主持人。
Game show host.
安娜丽莎？
Annalisa?
那部塞斯·罗根演的末日题材电影叫什么来着？
What is that Seth Rogen movie at the end of the world's
《热带惊雷》。
Pineapple Express.
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
《世界尽头》。
At World's End.
但我觉得那其实是西蒙·佩吉的电影，不过我还是选《世界尽头》吧。
But I think that's actually the Simon Pegg movie, but I'm gonna say At World's End.
那部确实是赛斯·罗根的电影，但你搞错了。
That was a Seth Rogen movie, but incorrect.
西蒙·佩吉演的是哪部电影？
What's a Simon Pegg movie?
《僵尸肖恩》。
Shaun of the Dead.
《僵尸肖恩》还有好几部呢。
Of the Dead and many other
其他的。
ones.
等等。
Wait.
哦。
Oh.
那个赛斯·罗根演的、世界末日的片子？
The the one with Seth Rogen in The World's Ending?
他叫西蒙·佩吉吗？
Is his name Simon Pegg?
还是我记错了？
Or am I making that up?
有西蒙·佩吉和赛斯·罗根。
There's Simon Pegg and Seth Rogen.
西蒙说。
Simon says.
我有说过吗？
Did I say?
西蒙·考威尔。
Simon Cowell.
她被问到了。
She was asked.
考威尔。
Cowell
现在这个问题是这个吗？
from Is this the question now?
Niki，这个交易让你有足够多的时间去好好想想。
Niki, you're getting a lot of time to think about this for this deal.
我从一开始就知道了，因为‘Bong’是导演名字的双关。
I I think I knew it from the get go because Bong, it's it's it's a play on the director's name.
对。
Correct.
那现在这部电影叫什么？
But now what is the movie?
叫什么？
What is
电影在想什么？
the movie thinking?
我猜最火的、商业上最成功的那部，应该是《寄生虫》。
I'm gonna guess the most popular one on in in the commercially popular one, Parasite.
没错。
That is correct.
天哪
Holy
啊。
cow.
你看到我刚才怎么拆解的了吗？
You see how I broke down?
要大写。
Capitalized.
所以这部《寄生虫》是奉俊昊导演的作品。
So this is Parasite from the director Bong Joon Ho.
而且没错，它确实是商业上最成功的，还拿了奥斯卡最佳影片奖。
And it is, yes, the most commercially successful one, the Academy Award for Picture.
我同意。
And I agree.
又是奉俊昊的作品。
Another bong hit.
那除了这部，还有哪些奉俊昊的电影虽然商业上没那么成功，但也值得了解的？
What what are the other bong hits that we should know that are less commercially successful?
《杀人回忆》可以说是影史最佳之一。
Memories of Murder is one of the best films ever made.
我大概都看了十七遍了。
I've seen it like 17 times.
还有另一部，我记得叫《母亲》，风格跟《雪国列车》很像。
And the other one, I believe, is called Mother, which is very Snowpiercer.
《雪国列车》。
Snowpiercer.
《雪国列车》。
Snowpiercer.
《雪国列车》。
Snowpiercer.
还有那种，拿两升的Mountain Dew饮料，倒过来一甩，液体就会喷出来。
Then there's the one where you take a two liter of Mountain Dew and you flip it upside down and it shoots.
现在
Now
这个片段我们得从节目里删掉。
that one we have to cut from the show.
这是一档适合全家观看的节目。
This is a family friendly show.
Niki可是懂行的。
Niki, a real bong knower.
谢谢。
Thank you.
谢谢。
Thank you.
第九个。
Number nine.
这是谁？
Who is this?
安娜莉莎。
Annalisa.
安娜莉莎。
Annalisa.
穿着长裙的女明星们，彼此闲聊，争着要赢。
Divas in long dresses, gossiping with each other, trying to snatch a win.
这简直就是《鲁保罗变装皇后秀》。
This is basically RuPaul's Drag Race.
穿着长裙的女明星们，争着要赢。
Divas in long dresses trying to snatch a win.
彼此闲聊，争着要赢。
Gossip with thing gossiping with each other trying to snatch a win.
彼此闲聊，争着要赢。
Gossiping with each other trying to snatch a win.
《摩门妻子的隐秘生活》这部电影。
Secret Lives of Morn Wives the movie.
我真期待这部。
I can't wait for that one.
我不确定这部还能不能播出，毕竟摩门妻子这个宇宙最近发生了这么多事。
I I don't know if it's gonna make it to air considering all that's been going on in the Mormon Wives universe.
妮基？
Nikki?
我再来详细说一遍。
And I'm gonna break this down again.
还有谁比天主教会更像那些大牌女星呢？
Who on earth represents divas more than the Catholic church?
哦。
Oh.
是教宗选举。
It's Conclave.
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