从班级小丑到网络红人：维克·迪比特托谈喜剧如何拯救我的人生与治愈我的灵魂

这是一个iHeart播客。

This is an iHeart podcast.

在本周的《下一章》节目中，我是迪迪·杰克斯，有幸与媒体大亨、慈善家和全球先驱奥普拉·温弗瑞对谈。

On this week's episode of the next chapter, I, Didi Jakes, get to sit down with Oprah Winfrey, a media mogul, philanthropist, and global trailblazer.

我在四五岁时就透过后门廊的纱窗感受到，这不会是我的人生。

I could feel inside myself at four or five years old looking through the screen on the back porch that this is not gonna be my life.

《下一章》可在iHeartRadio应用、Apple播客或任何你获取播客的平台收听，每周更新。

This is the next chapter on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast episodes drop weekly.

在播客《健康那些事儿》中，我们解答所有让你夜不能寐的健康问题。

On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

我是医生。

I'm Doctor.

普里扬克·格瓦利亚，拥有双委员会认证的医师。

Priyank Gwalia, a double board certified physician.

我是哈里·昆达博鲁，喜剧演员，曾在凌晨三点搜索‘我是不是得了坏血病？’的人。

And I'm Hari Kundabolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3AM?

在我们的节目中，我们以独特视角探讨健康话题，比如讨论糖尿病的那期。

And on our show, we're talking about health in a different way, like our episode where we look at diabetes.

在美国，50%的美国人处于糖尿病前期。

In The United States, I mean, fifty percent of Americans are prediabetic.

二型糖尿病有多可预防？

How preventable is type two?

非常可预防。

Extremely.

在iHeartRadio应用、Apple播客或任何你获取播客的地方收听健康内容。

Listen to health stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

彭博新闻的《大事件》播客让你掌握每日最重要的新闻动态。

The Big Take Podcast from Bloomberg News keeps you on top of the biggest stories of the day.

我的美国同胞们，今天是解放日。

My fellow Americans, this is liberation day.

撼动市场的故事。

Stories that move markets.

鲍威尔主席为首次降息打开了大门。

Chair Powell opened the door to this first interest rate cut.

影响政治，改变商业。

Impact politics, change businesses.

这对AI领域来说是个令人震惊的进展。

This is a really stunning development for the AI world.

你如何考虑你的盈亏底线。

How you think about your bottom line.

每个工作日下午在iHeartRadio应用、Apple播客或任何你获取播客的地方收听彭博新闻的《大事件》。

Listen to the Big Take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

喜剧拯救了我。

Comedy saved me.

这就是为什么我觉得自己和粉丝有共鸣，因为我就是他们中的一员。

That's why I think I relate to my fans because I'm like them.

我是蓝领，工人阶级。

I'm blue collar, working class.

要知道，你上我的Facebook看看就会发现，我确实会回复粉丝。

You know, you go on it so on my Facebook, and you see, I actually answer my fans.

我会阅读。

I read.

我会和粉丝互动。

I interact with my fans.

只要你留意，这份付出就会回到你身上。

It comes back to you when you look.

没有这些人支持，我就只能回去开校车了。

Without these people, I'm back in a school bus.

我是琳恩·霍夫曼，《喜剧拯救我》播客的主持人。

I'm Lynn Hoffman, your host of the Comedy Saved Me podcast.

在这个播客里，我将与喜剧演员们畅谈，深入了解他们的灵感来源、创作过程，以及他们为何认为喜剧能日复一日地拯救我们。

The podcast where I get to talk to comedians and get the inside scoop on their inspiration, their creative process, and their view on why comedy saves us day in and day out.

《喜剧拯救我》将带您走进笑声天才们的幕后世界，帮助我们更深刻地理解笑声的力量。

Comedy Saved Me takes you behind the scenes with the geniuses of laughter and helps us better understand just how powerful laughter is.

今天非常荣幸邀请到被称作'喜剧界倔驴'的维克·迪贝托。

Today, I am so lucky to have Vic DiBetetto, the comedian known as the donkey of comedy.

谢谢。

Thank you.

维克以精彩的YouTube系列《面包和牛奶》闻名，我知道你们都看过。

Vic is known for his great YouTube series, and I know you've seen this, Bread and Milk.

而且我觉得我认识的所有人，这辈子都给我发过《面包和牛奶》的视频链接。

And also, I I think everybody I know texted me the Bread and Milk YouTube, from my entire life.

我的手机完全炸了。

My phone was completely blown up.

还有，谁要喝咖啡？我得等多久？

Also, who wants coffee and how long do I gotta wait?

维克，欢迎来到《喜剧拯救我》。

Vic, welcome to Comedy Saved Me.

你能来我真是太兴奋了。

I am so excited to have you here.

哦，谢谢邀请。

Oh, thank you for having me.

非常感谢，我也很期待这次节目。

I appreciate it, and I'm I'm very excited to do this.

谢谢。

Thank you.

你能来我真是太高兴了。

I'm so excited to have you here.

喜剧是怎么成为你的救命稻草的？

How how did comedy become your lifeline?

嗯，这要追溯到我小时候在学校那会儿。

Well, it started, you know, way back when I was a kid in school.

我是班上的开心果。

I was the class clown.

你知道的，我安静但很有趣。

You know, I was quiet, funny.

每当老师转过身去，我就会，你知道的，学动物叫。

Whenever the teacher turned her back, I would, you know, make animal noises.

我还模仿老师的样子。

I'd imitate the teachers.

时间快进到后来，布鲁克林有家叫Pips的喜剧俱乐部，他们那里有业余之夜演出。

Fast forward, there was a comedy club in Brooklyn called Pips Comedy Club, and they had an amateur night there.

我朋友就说，你干嘛不去试试？

And my friend says, Why don't you give it a shot?

那是在1980或1981年，我第一次登台时，主持人还是安德鲁·戴斯·克莱。

And this is 1980, 1981, the first time I went on stage, Andrew Dice Clay was the emcee.

那个不。

That No.

这就是我干这行的时间跨度。

That's how long I'm doing this.

哇。

Wow.

所以你...这太不可思议了。

So you that's amazing.

严格来说，他当年算是给你暖场了

So technically, he opened for you on your

第一次这么说。

first say that.

就在最近，他还联系了我的经纪人。

And just recently, he contacted my management.

他请求和我一起做节目，这位活传奇居然想和我合作。

He he requested to do a show with me, which I was this living legend wants to work with me.

我是说，我们最初是在Pips俱乐部一起出道的。

I mean, we started together at Pips.

我们不算密友，但你知道，彼此都听说过对方。

We weren't buddies, but, you know, we knew of each other.

我们在佛罗里达的两场演出门票24小时内就售罄了，那真是段很棒的经历。

And we sold out two shows in Florida in, like, twenty four hours, and it was a great experience.

我能想象。

I bet.

真希望能坐在观众席看你们表演。

I would love to be in that audience and see you guys.

希望你们能来这边演出。

Hopefully, you come through here.

天啊。

Oh my god.

哇哦。

Wow.

这边是指哪里？

Where where is here?

这边是利奇菲尔德县伯克希尔山脉的偏僻地带。

Here is in the ass end of the Berkshire Mountains in Litchfield County.

哦，好吧。

Oh, okay.

马萨诸塞州。

Massachusetts.

哦，是的。

Oh, yeah.

对。

Yeah.

你来了。

You come through.

哦，好的。

Oh, okay.

是啊。

Yeah.

我在骑士剧院演出。

I do the Chevalier Theater.

我...哦，很多年前我就在波士顿沃灵顿街的尼克斯喜剧站开始了，和...天啊，杰伊·摩尔一起，哦，老兄。

I'm oh, I started many year I did Knicks Comedy Stop in Boston on Warrington Street with, oh my god, Jay Moore and, oh, man.

在波士顿有很多美好的回忆。

Lot A of good memories in Boston.

有很多美好的时光。

Lot of good good times.

很多喜剧演员都是从波士顿出来的。

A lot of comedians came out of Boston.

哦，没错。

Oh, yeah.

是的。

Yep.

史蒂夫·斯威尼、史蒂文·赖特和丹尼斯·利里，我还能继续列举下去。

Steve Sweeney and Steven Wright and Dennis Leary, and I could continue on.

比尔·伯尔，嗯。

Bill Burr and, yeah.

没完没了。

It goes on and on.

所有人。

Everybody.

你在最意想不到的什么地方发现过喜剧元素？

Where where is the most unexpected place that you found comedy?

最意想不到...天啊。

Most unexpected oh, god.

我想说...可能是亚利桑那州吧。

I would say, man, I don't know, Arizona.

为什么？

Why?

我没想到自己在那里有票房号召力。

I didn't think I was a draw there.

对。

Yeah.

我是说，那就试试看吧。

I meant, so let's give it a shot.

你知道，基本上就是从新英格兰到佛罗里达工作，然后我会突然去芝加哥。

You know, basically work from New England to Florida, and I'll shoot out to Chicago.

然后他说，我们要把你安排到亚利桑那州。

And he said, we're gonna put you in Arizona.

我说，好啊。

I'm like, yeah.

你确定？

You sure?

果然，我在亚利桑那做了即兴演出，门票售罄，我简直不敢相信。

Sure enough, I did the Arizona improv, and I sold it out, and I couldn't believe it.

这就是社交媒体的魅力。

That's the beauty of the social media.

我在全国都有粉丝，但我觉得你不会在爱达荷州的博伊西看到我。

And I have fans all over the country, but I don't think you're gonna see me in Boise, Idaho.

不会。

No.

不会。

No.

但如果能在亚利桑那演出的话，我想可以。

But if it plays in Arizona, I guess.

是啊。

Yeah.

嗯，无论我去哪里，那里都有很多北方来的移民。

Well, wherever I go, there's there's all northern transplants.

我去佛罗里达州。

I go to Florida.

每个人都来自纽约和新泽西。

Everybody's from New York and and New Jersey.

无论我去哪里演出，当地观众从来都不是本地人。

Wherever I go, there's it's never native people of the state that I perform in.

所以都是外来人口。

So transplants.

你已经在各种观众群体中经受了充分考验。

You've been well tested amongst all the audiences.

能否分享些个人故事，比如在你经历人生困境时，喜剧是如何拯救你的？就像我们所有人都会经历的那样。

Are there any personal stories that you can share with us on how comedy came maybe to your rescue during perhaps a difficult time as we all humans experience in life?

当然可以。

Absolutely.

我开过垃圾车。

I drove a garbage truck.

在从事喜剧之前，我开过垃圾车、自卸卡车和水泥搅拌车。

Before I did comedy, I drove a garbage truck, dump truck, cement truck.

哇。

Wow.

我的最后一份工作是开校车。

And my last job was a school bus.

我开了十三年的校车。

I drove a school bus for thirteen years.

我曾一直以为余生都会以开校车为生。

And I'd always thought that I'd be driving a school bus the rest of my life.

而2013年，就像一场完美风暴。

And 2013, it was like the perfect storm.

我的面包和牛奶视频突然爆红。

I bread and milk went viral.

我与一位优秀的经纪人签约了。

I signed with a great manager.

凯文·詹姆斯突然打电话让我参演《商场保安2》，说起来他也是长岛出道的，我们不算朋友但在巡演圈里互相知道对方。

And Kevin James called me out of nowhere to put me in Mall Cop two, which I that's another guy who started with in Long Island, but we weren't buddies, but we knew of each other from working the circuit.

我差点挂了他的电话。

I almost hung up on him.

我当时想，这谁啊？

I'm like, who is this?

对方说：我是凯文·詹姆斯。

It's Kevin James.

我内心：这特么到底是谁？

Like, who the f is this?

对方重复：我是凯文·詹姆斯。

It's Kevin James.

他说：我看了你的视频，我演过一个叫托尼·嘎嘎的角色。

I've been watching your videos, and I do a character called Tony Gaga.

我擅长演绎各种角色。

I do all kinds of characters.

这身装扮太夸张了。

It's the over the top attire.

你找了个男人。

You got a guy.

这给了他灵感，在《双雄》里塑造了一个角色。

I gotta that gave him an idea for a character in more cop two.

现在我总算想明白了。

Now I'm putting two and two.

我当时就想，天啊。

I'm like, oh my god.

这是凯文·简。

This is Kevin Jane.

我简直不敢相信。

I couldn't believe it.

六周后，我在拉斯维加斯。

And he six weeks, I'm in Vegas.

他给我安排了公寓，那段经历很棒。

He put me up in an apartment, and it was a great experience.

确实很棒。

Really was.

在拍电影。

Filming a movie.

我当时就想，哇。

And I'm like, wow.

我想我以后不开校车了。

I I guess I'm not driving a school bus anymore.

你知道吗？

You know?

那你有回去向孩子们道歉，告诉他们你不再来了吗？

Now did you go back and apologize to the kids that you weren't gonna be there anymore?

我打赌他们肯定很喜欢你。

I bet they loved you.

没有。

No.

没有。

No.

没有。

No.

没有。

No.

但是公司经理说，你就先出去吧，因为我需要时间去看电影。

But the the, the manager of the company, he says, just go out because I I need time out to go do the movies.

他说你想干嘛就干嘛。

He do what you gotta do.

你在这里干什么？

You what are you doing here?

哦，酷。

Oh, cool.

你知道吗？

You know?

就像查兹·帕尔门特里说的，人生最悲哀的事莫过于才华被浪费。

Like Chaz Palmentary said, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

哇。

Wow.

这...这真是个不可思议的故事。

That's that's an incredible story.

是啊。

Yeah.

我是说，当年我开垃圾车的时候，你看，总能保持平衡。

I mean, when I drove the garbage truck, see, always balanced.

我没有为了休息就跑去洛杉矶。

I didn't pick up and go to LA for the break.

比如，我是和凯文·詹姆斯、雷·罗马诺、克里斯·洛克一起出道的。

Like, I started with Kevin James, Ray Romano, Chris Rock.

这些家伙，我得给他们点赞。

These guys, I give them credit.

他们完成了那段艰苦旅程，但我把家庭放在第一位。

They made the the trek, but I put my family first.

我总是能保持平衡。

I always balanced.

你知道吗，我曾经开着垃圾车去过纽约城的危险地带。

You know, I once drove my garbage truck to Danger Fields in New York City.

为了争取上台机会，我问经理：如果我帮你收垃圾，能让我上台表演吗？

And to get stage time, I asked the manager, if I pick up your garbage, can you give me stage time?

不行。

No.

所以这就是为什么我硬闯——我穿着环卫工制服就上台了。

And that's that's why I broke into I went on stage in my garbage uniform.

我把垃圾倒进卡车，完成表演，再继续收垃圾路线。

I put a garbage in the truck, did my set, and finished my route.

这就是我闯入危险地带的原因。

That's why I broke into Danger Fields.

哇。

Wow.

真是个不可思议的故事。

What an incredible story.

所以我自称喜剧界的驴子。

That's why I call myself the donkey of comedy.

我可能不是最搞笑、最成功或最富有的，但伙计，我64岁了还在拼命。

I might not be the funniest or the most successful or the most wealthiest, but, man, I'm 64, and I'm still breaking my ass.

四十二年。

Forty two years.

哇。

Wow.

是啊。

Yeah.

你在工作。

You do work.

我我我每次和喜剧演员交谈时都会说这句话，这确实是真的，而且我从未遇到过有人不同意我的观点——在演艺圈里你们确实是最拼命的。

I I I say this almost every time I speak with a comedian is it is really true, and I don't think I've ever had one, disagree with me that you really work the hardest in show business.

我觉得除了可能像嘉年华或马戏团那样的场合，伙计们就像你们这样无所不能。

I think outside of maybe, like, carnivals or a circus, like, guys are like, you are you can do it all.

当我...抱歉。

When I I'm sorry.

当我开校车的时候，我被预约在大西洋城的博加塔演出。

When I drove the school bus, I was booked at the Borgata in Atlantic City.

他们给你安排演出时，那是在我真正走红之前。

Now they booked you there for this is before I really hit.

他们给你安排了五个晚上的演出。

They booked you there five nights.

所以演出结束后，其他喜剧演员问：'想喝一杯吗？'

So after the show, the other comics say, you wanna go for a drink?

一起聚聚吧。

Let's hang out.

不了。

Nope.

我得回车上。

I gotta get in my car.

这可是在大西洋城啊。

Now this is in Atlantic City.

我住在新泽西北部。

I live in North Jersey.

我的路线在史坦顿岛。

My route was in Staten Island.

我连续五个晚上都这样，只睡四小时就去史坦顿岛，跑完我的路线，来回奔波，然后上台表演半小时。

That I did that five nights in a row, going back four hours sleep, going to Staten Island, doing my my run, coming back, back and forth, and going on stage and and doing a a half hour on stage.

到了周日我就跟僵尸一样，我妻子问：你怎么这么痛苦？

And by Sunday, I'm a zombie, and my wife's like, why are you so miserable?

而他们

And they

让孩子跟着我。

keep the kid of me.

对吧？

Right?

你早上几点起床？

What time do you get up in the morning?

4:30。

04:30.

是啊。

Yeah.

哦，对喜剧演员来说够早的。

Oh, that's early for a comedian.

嗯，我现在还是4:30起床，因为有只猫每天4:30准时蹲在我床上。

Well, I still get up 04:30 because now I have a cat that sits on my bed at 04:30.

是啊。

Yeah.

他就只是坐着吗？

Does he just sit

压在你身上，等着你起来喂它

on you waiting for you to get up and feed her

对。

Yes.

还是他？

Or him?

你要是动一下，那就完了。

And if you twitch, that's it.

你不能 抱歉。

You can't Sorry.

他觉得该吃饭了，你就得闭上眼睛装睡。

He thinks it's time to eat, and you gotta close your eyes, pretend you're sleeping.

猫啊，我爱猫。

Cats, I love cats.

它们简直就是精神病人。

They they're just mental patients.

确实如此。

They certainly are.

它们想干嘛就干嘛，而你只能在那儿 完全没错。

They they do whatever they want, and and you're just there kind of Absolutely.

随他们高兴。

At their pleasure.

是的。

Yep.

如果你能和一位你崇拜的喜剧演员共进晚餐

If if you could have dinner with one of your comedy idols

哦，好吧

Oh, well

会是谁？又会在哪里？

Who would it be and where would it be?

在世还是已故的？

Dead or alive?

对。

Yeah.

在世或已故的都行。

Dead or alive.

没错。

Yep.

乔治·卡林，毫无疑问。

George Carlin, hands down.

喜剧之王。

The king.

小时候我收藏了他所有的专辑。

He was my had all his albums as a kid.

我真希望从未有机会遇见他。

I wish I never got the chance to meet him.

我真希望能见到他。

I wish I could have met him.

有趣的是，大约五年前我收到了他女儿的一条短信。

And it's funny, I got a text from his daughter about five years ago.

他说：'我父亲一定会很喜欢你。'

He says, My father would have loved you.

医生。

Doctor.

哦，哇。

Oh, wow.

你让我想起了我父亲。

You remind me a lot of my father.

我当时想：'好吧。'

I'm like, alright.

停下。

Stop.

立刻停下。

Stop it right there.

是啊。

Yeah.

你你

You you

哦，天啊

Oh, my

你父亲是个传奇人物。

Your father's a legend.

我是说，因为我做的一些内容，你知道，我确实会拍些抖音视频，而且我不只做喜剧。

I mean, because some of the bits I do, you know, I do like a TikTok vic, and I I don't only do comedy.

我的视频内容非常多样化。

I I do my videos are so diverse.

我有各种角色设定。

There's I have characters.

而且你知道，现在不幸的是，喜剧界的游戏规则已经变了。

And, you know, now, unfortunately, the the the game has changed in comedy.

现在只要你是网红有粉丝，他们就会让你进俱乐部表演。

Now it's if you're an influencer and you have followers, they'll put you in a club.

但这些家伙上台后根本没什么真本事。

But then these guys go on stage, and they got nothing.

关键只在于能填满座位。

But it's all about filling up the seats.

这太疯狂了。

It's it's crazy.

说真的，喜剧是...你知道，我是八十年代出道的。

Really, comedy is you know, I grew up I started in the eighties.

那时候你必须一步步打拼上来。

You know, you had to work up.

你得先当主持人，然后努力争取开场表演的机会，最后才能成为压轴明星。

You had an emcee, then you had to build up to the be the opening, then you had to finally, you'd be the headliner.

八十年代啊，那真是...那个年代对喜剧演员来说简直是黄金时期。

And the eighties, that was that was, like, the that was the great time to be a comic in the eighties.

但你知道，后来社交媒体出现了，我很幸运。

But it you know, then the social media came along, and I was lucky.

'面包和牛奶'那个视频火了。

Bread and milk went viral.

我发现自己在涨粉，就坚持做下去了。

I saw I was getting fans, and I kept at it.

从2009年开始，我每天都在发视频。

And I'm I I've been posting videos every day since 2009.

哇。

Wow.

那这算是你的建议吗？虽然我们刚才跑题聊到和乔治·卡林吃饭的事...但对想进入喜剧圈的人，你会建议他们用这种方式闯出名堂吗？

Well, see that I mean, would that be sort of your advice, to give I know we kinda got sidetracked on the dinner with George Carlin, but but would that be your advice to give anyone who wanted to come up in comedy of how to sort of make it?

当然。

Absolutely.

过去你要是能上卡森秀，还被邀请坐到沙发上，那就成了。

Because the old days, when you went on Carson and he called you to the couch, that was it.

你就跟黑手党正式成员一样风光。

You were like a made man.

没错。

Yeah.

现在你可以上《吉米鸡毛秀》和《吉米法伦秀》了。

Now you could do Kimmel and Fallon.

这毫无意义。

It doesn't mean anything.

关键在于

It's all about

没错。

Right.

你在社交媒体上有多少粉丝。

How many followers you have on the social media.

对我那些正在观看的喜剧同行们说，刚开始时要尽量每天固定时间发布原创内容。

It's all to my comics out there watching, you know, just starting just try to post every day at the same time and come up with original stuff.

但不幸的是，现在你只要在TikTok上跳舞就行了。

And, unfortunately, I mean, now you just dance on TikTok.

拜托，我可是老派的人。

And, please, I'm old schooled.

别别让我开始这个话题。

Don't don't get me started.

我不知道原创性都去哪儿了，老兄。

I don't know what happened to originality, man.

这真是

It's it's

噢，我正想听你展开说说呢。

Oh, I wanna get you started.

相信我。

Believe me.

我也想。

I want to.

但我也想顺利完成这次面试，而不是彻底崩溃。

But I also wanna get through this interview without completely melting down.

当我不在抓纸巾或喷出咖啡的时候。

I when not grabbing my tissue or spitting out my coffee.

天啊。

Oh my gosh.

总是问我妻子，他在家搞笑吗？

Always ask my wife, is he funny at home?

她说，不搞笑。

She says, no.

他是个可悲的混蛋。

He's a miserable bastard.

难道不是这样吗？

Isn't that the case?

我把这话带到舞台上。

I say that to the stage.

这就是这就是笑点所在。

That's that's the payoff.

最近发生在你身上最搞笑的事是什么？

What what's the funniest thing that's happened to you recently?

最近？

Recently?

呃，我不知道这好不好笑。

Well, I don't know if it's funny.

呃，现在现在好笑了。

Well, now now it's funny.

我，我上过他的节目。

I, I did his show.

你听说过'外边的约翰尼和阿斯伯里朱克斯'吗？

You ever hear of it's outside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes?

当然是新泽西本地的。

New Jersey's own, of course.

是的。

Yes.

所以他的经纪人，我忘了我忘了他的名字。

So his manager, I forgot his I forgot his name.

他是我的超级粉丝。

He's a big fan of mine.

他打电话给我的经纪人说，南城约翰尼要在阿斯伯里公园的石马俱乐部户外演出。

He calls my manager, he says, Southside Johnny is performing outside at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park.

就是今年夏天的事。

It was this past summer.

现场有4000名观众，维克像个敞开的粉丝。

4,000 people with Vic like the open fan.

他只需要花十分钟把他带上来。

All he's gotta do was ten minutes and bring him up.

我就说，对啊。

I'm like, yeah.

靠。

Shit.

对啊。

Yeah.

哇哦。

Woah.

因为当时我在大西洋城的硬石酒店。

Because then I was at the the Hard Rock in Atlantic City.

我想，让我可以在4000人面前宣传这个。

I figured, let me I could plug that in front of 4,000 people.

我无所谓。

I don't care.

这是无偿的。

It was pro bono.

我不在乎。

I don't care.

这是为了曝光和经验，南查亚尼。

It's for the exposure and the experience, South Chaijani.

而且我的孩子们也在那里。

And my kids are there.

我妻子在那儿。

My wife is there.

而我整个人都兴奋不已。

And I was all psyched.

我走上舞台。

I go on stage.

他们介绍了我。

They introduce me.

主持人当然念对了我的名字，维克·德贝内代托。

The guy matches up my name, of course, Vic De Benedetto.

好吧，无所谓了。

All right, whatever.

我走上舞台。

I go on stage.

我表演了十分钟，效果炸裂。

I'm killing, crushing for ten minutes.