我爸写了一本色情小说 - 第一季预告

现在是第三次进攻。你看了昨晚的比赛吗？当然看了，因为你用Instacart补货了日常用品，还买了看比赛的零食，一场比赛都没错过，这就是多任务处理的能力。所以我们不是说Instacart是比赛日的取巧方法，但它可能是这个橄榄球赛季的终极策略。享受前三单免配送费。

It's third down. Did you see the game last night? Of course, did because you used Instacart to do your grocery restock, plus you got snacks for the game, all without missing a single play, and that's on multitasking. So we're not saying that Instacart is a hack for game day, but it might be the ultimate play this football season. Enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders.

服务费适用于14天内的三笔订单，不包括餐厅。Instacart，随时为您服务。

Service fees apply for three orders in fourteen days, excludes restaurants. Instacart, we're here.

你知道现在什么都变成订阅制了吗？音乐、电影，甚至袜子。我发誓如果我

You know how everything's a subscription now? Music, movies, even socks. I swear if I

要继续收听此广告，请升级至白金尊享版。

To continue this ad, please upgrade to premium plus platinum.

什么？不。总之，Blue Apron

What? No. Anyway, Blue Apron

这是按次付费广告。请确认您的账单信息。

This is a pay per listen ad. Please confirm your billing.

哦，真烦人。至少新的Blue Apron不需要订阅。无需每周计划，就能享受美味餐点配送。

Oh, that's annoying. At least with the new Blue Apron, there's no subscription needed. Get delicious meals delivered without the weekly plan.

等等。不需要订阅？

Wait. No subscription?

保留美味，取消订阅。使用优惠码 Apron 20 可享前两单八折优惠。条款与条件适用。详情请访问 blueapron.com/terms。

Keep the flavor. Ditch the subscription. Get 20% off your first two orders with code Apron 20. Terms and conditions apply. Visit blueapron.com/terms for more.

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Make parking the easiest part of your night with Park Wiz. Reserve ahead and roll right in so you can enjoy the show, the game, or a night out without circling for parking. Save up to 50% off a secured space and skip the stress. Smarter parking starts here. Download the Parkwhiz app today.

你知道吗？汰渍已升级，在冷水中也能提供更出色的清洁效果。汰渍专为应对各种污渍而设计，即使在冷水中也能有效去污。黄油？没问题。巧克力冰淇淋？

Did you know Tide has been upgraded to provide an even better clean in cold water? Tide is specifically designed to fight any stain you throw at it, even in cold. Butter? Yep. Chocolate ice cream?

当然可以。烧烤酱？汰渍也能搞定。你不需要使用温水。此外，汰渍洗衣凝珠采用全新的 Coldzyme 技术，让你轻松应对顽固污渍。

Sure thing. Barbecue sauce? Tide's got you covered. You don't need to use warm water. Additionally, Tide pods let you confidently fight tough stains with new Coldzyme technology.

记住，要干净，就用汰渍。

Just remember, if it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be tied.

大家好，我是杰米，我爸爸写了一本色情小说。是的，书名叫《贝琳达眨了眨眼》，非常搞笑。所以我觉得最好的方式就是每周和我的两位朋友詹姆斯·库珀和爱丽丝·莱文一起朗读，制作成一档全新的播客节目。

Hello. My name is Jamie, and my dad has written a porno. Yeah. It's called Belinda Blinked, and it's hilarious. So I thought the best thing to do was to read it out week by week with my two friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine in a brand new podcast.

这是第一集的抢先看。

Here's a sneaky peek of episode one.

Belinda向后靠在白色皮椅上，开始微微出汗。

Belinda leaned back on the white leather seat and started to gently sweat.

情色。哦。没什么比一个汗津津的女士更性感了。

Erotic. Oh. Nothing sexier than a sweaty lady.

她再次坐下，交叉起她的长腿。她知道它们看起来不错，但她真的觉得她想把她私密的私处区域藏起来。

She sat down again and crossed her long legs. She knew they looked good, but she really felt she wanted to keep her private pussy area hidden.

抱歉。什么？什么是公共私处区域？还有，什么区域？那覆盖了多少土地？

I'm sorry. What? What's a public pussy area? And also, what area? How much how much land does that cover?

一个私密的私处区域。那可能是从膝盖到臀部。

A private pussy area. That could be from knee to hip.

经过又十分钟的询问后，总经理站起来，走到Belinda身边。他轻轻地把她的长筒袜褪到脚踝。他脱下她鲜红色的高跟鞋，并把长筒袜塞进了鞋里。

After a further ten minutes of questioning, the MD got up and walked around to Belinda. He gently pulled her stockings down to her ankles. He removed her bright red high heels and stuffed the stockings inside them.

哦，我的天啊。

Oh my god.

它们被面试官放在了衣帽架下面。贝琳达现在感到暴露无遗。

They were placed under the coat rack by the interviewer. Belinda was now feeling exposed.

因为她的袜子不见了。

Because her socks have gone.

她现在暴露了。

She's now exposed.

现在她暴露了。

Now she's exposed.

她是个有品位的女士，刻薄。

She's a classy lady, mean.

她不会

She doesn't

希望那些小牛能放松一下。

like those calves to have a chill.

贝琳达此刻感到暴露无遗。仅剩胸罩和内裤的她，心想离全裸也不远了。然后呢？

Belinda was now feeling exposed. With only a bra and thong left, she thought total nakedness was not far away. And then what?

然后呢？她的皮肤？我们将在10月5日周一开启第一章，每周剧集可通过iTunes、acast.com和SoundCloud获取。

And then what? Her skin? We'll open chapter one on Monday, October 5, and episodes are available every week on iTunes, acast.com, and SoundCloud.

做好准备。事情即将变得性感起来。这并不性感。

Be prepared. Things are about to get sexy. It's not sexy.

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Trimble knows that for the work we all depend on, where speed counts, there's no room for mistakes. Every turn matters. Trimble is the technology company that connects your physical and digital worlds across industries like construction, transportation, geospatial, and beyond. So you can get hard work done faster than you ever thought possible. You can check them out at trimble.com.

有天宝在您的团队中，您就能掌控互联解决方案，克服未知挑战，保持工作流畅。预见未来动向。采取智能行动。一次次准时按预算完成。在每一步、每个决策、每个转折点都充满信心。

With Trimble on your team, you're in command of connected solutions to overcome unknowns and keep work flowing. See what's coming. Take intelligent action. Stay on time and budget, time after time. With confidence at every step, every decision, every turn.

因为工作并非直线前进。保持进展需要灵活调整的能力。办公室、路上、无处不在。当您准备将数据转化为决策，将截止日期变为终点线，将可能性转化为利润时，就是转向天宝的时候了。天宝，每个转折都充满信心。

Because work doesn't move in a straight line. Keeping it going requires the agility to adjust. Office, on the road, everywhere. When you're ready to turn data into decisions, turn deadlines into finish lines, and turn possibilities into profits, it's time to turn to Trimble. Trimble, confidence at every turn.