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然后它就在我车里放了好一阵子。

And then it, like, sits in my car for a while.

我就想，哦，我还拿着你的东西。

I'm like, oh, I have your thing.

我有你的东西，结果成了大家的麻烦。

I have your and it becomes everybody's problem.

对。

Yep.

对。

Yep.

对。

Yep.

所以我特别在意，千万别忘了那个玻璃容器。

So I'm very, like, don't forget the glass thing.

我就是那种会忘记的人——我看到那东西时会想起来，哦，我得把它还给某某。

I'm the person that will forget I I'll see that thing, and I'll be like and I'll think, oh, that I have to get that back to to so and so.

对。

Right.

然后我就忘了。

And then I forget.

是的。

Yep.

就像，那一刻我

Like, the moment I

想到的不是，它就像

think of isn't, it like

那一刻

The moment

在脑海中，真的，考虑到世界上发生的所有事情。

it mind, really, with all the things we have going on in the world.

但它每次都会在我脑海中萦绕数月之久。

But it hangs on me for months every time I see it.

我可能之后还会用一两次，然后就会说，

I might even use it once or twice following, and I'll say,

哦，我

oh, I

得把这个还给他们。

have to get this back to them.

你感觉很好。

You feel good.

你会觉得，这不是我的东西。

You're like, it's not mine.

有种愧疚感。

There's like a guilt.

是啊。

Yeah.

然后这就是计划。

And then it's the plan.

你有没有看过别人留下的特百惠容器？

Because have you ever looked into the Tupperware that someone's left?

比如，我应该给自己也拿点这个。

Like, I should get me I should get some of this for myself.

哦，我以前也这么干过。

Oh, I've done that before.

是啊。

Yeah.

确实。

For sure.

就像我们的朋友凯瑟琳，她是个很棒的厨师，之前留下过特别棒的东西，我就想，唉，我得还回去。

Like, Catherine, our friend Catherine, who's an incredible chef, has left really great stuff before, and I'm like, ugh, I gotta give it back.

但你必须还回去。

But you have to give it back.

你知道的，劳拉，你的朋友。是啊。

You know, Lara, your friend Yeah.

我我有她的木制沙拉碗我有木制的什么？

I I've had a wooden salad bowls of her for I've had a wooden What?

我拥有她的一个木制沙拉碗已经，大概有十五年了。

I've had a wooden salad bowl of hers for, like, fifteen years.

这是个很棒的沙拉碗。

It's great salad bowl.

穿着裤子的时候。

In a pants.

你真幸运。

You're lucky.

我不觉得她是Lara。

I don't think she's Lara.

有次我们还拿这个开玩笑来着。

And I we joked about it one time.

然后她说，哦，算了吧。

And she's like, oh, forget it.

我我我早就放弃那东西了。

I I I gave up on that thing ages ago.

是像那种，像是木制的派对用品还是你自己用的？

Is it like a, like It was a wooden party or for your as yourself?

不是。

No.

她来参加派对。

She came over for a party.

那是个木制沙拉碗。

It was a wooden salad bowl.

她忘了带肉。

She forgot to meat.

不是。

No.

我不是那个意思。

I'm not mean.

我只是忘了。

I just forgot.

它就一直放在抽屉里，眼不见心不烦。

It was just sitting in a drawer and out of sight, out of mind.

嗯哼。

Uh-huh.

就是这样。

That's it.

这是多少年前的事了？

This is how many years ago?

哦，大概十五年前吧。

Oh, like, fifteen.

至少。

Easily.

是啊。

Yeah.

会知道的。

Will know.

她会知道的。

She'll know.

如果我说木制沙拉碗，她就会

If I say wooden salad bowl, she'll be

需要我下周打电话给她说，嘿，

Do you want me to, like, call her next week and say, hey.

不用。

No.

你想要回你的沙拉碗吗？

Do you want your salad bowl back?

因为我觉得那东西早就没了。

Because I think that thing is long gone.

它可能在架子上遗失了。

It may have gotten lost in the shelf.

这已经是十五年前的事了，艾丽西亚。

This was fifteen years ago, Alicia.

这非常

This is very

但我以为你十五年前还留着它。

But I thought you still had it from fifteen years ago.

我不认为你给过我一个

I don't think You gave me a

沙拉碗，曾经作为

salad bowl once for

生日礼物。

a birthday.

还留着呢。

Still have it.

你把她那个给我了吗？

Did you give me hers?

我从未给过你沙拉碗

I never gave you a salad bowl

作为生日礼物。

for the birthday.

给我的那个是深棕色的，顶部有'呼'的一声设计。

Gave me a it's it's dark brown and it goes whoop at the top.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

不是的。

No.

那是我们自己买的。

We bought that.

好吧。

Okay.

我在想，想象一下。

I'm like, imagine.

我是

I'm

只是我知道。

just I know.

我知道你没有。

I know you didn't.

我只是确认一下。

I was just checking.

得了吧。

Come on.

别这样，凯特。

Come on, Kate.

但我忘了特百惠的事。

But I forget about the Tupperware.

重点是，谢谢你，金姆，分享这个生活小窍门。

Point is, thank you, Kim, for the life hack.

太棒了。

It was great.

好吧。

Alright.

听着。

Listen.

我们马上回来。

We'll be right back.

好的。

Okay.

说到节日送礼，我想给我爱的人送些我知道他们会喜欢的东西。

When it comes to holiday gifting, I wanna give the people that I love things that I know they'll love.

购物真是件烦人的事。

And shopping is a pain in the ass.

我们都同意这点。

We all can agree on that.

但这就是为什么这个节日季，我没开玩笑，我要送Quince的礼物。

But that's why for this holiday season, I'm not kidding, I'm gonna gift quince.

因为Quince的产品适合每个人、每个场合。

Because quince has something for everyone and something for every occasion.

如果你喜欢这类风格，他们有丝绸上衣和裙子可以盛装打扮。

You have silk tops and skirts for dressing up if that's your sort of thing.

他们有剪裁完美的日常穿着牛仔裤。

They have perfectly cut denim for everyday wear.

他们的外套真的能让你保暖。

They have outerwear that actually will keep you warm.

说到Quince，就不能不提他们的蒙古羊绒毛衣——难以置信的柔软，质感堪比设计师品牌，最棒的是起售价只要50美元。

And if I'm gonna be talking about Quince, then I cannot ignore their Mongolian cashmere sweaters because they are incredibly soft, they feel designer quality, and the best part is they start at $50.

Quince的每件商品都采用优质材料，来自符合道德标准的可信工厂，价格远低于其他奢侈品牌。

Now every item from Quince is made with premium materials from ethical trusted factories and priced far below what other luxury brands charge.

工艺体现在每个细节上，从缝线到版型，垂感高级，经典不过时，经得起反复穿搭。

The craftsmanship, it shows up in every detail from the stitching to the fit, the drape is elevated, it's timeless, and it's made to wear on repeat.

现在天气转凉了，我每天都穿着Quince的羊绒衫，以至于我觉得可能一件不够。

Now since it's gotten cooler out, I've been wearing my cashmere sweater from Quince every day that I decided I probably need more than one.

所以我又买了几件，还打算给亲友们也送几件，因为这是可以年复一年穿的永恒经典款。

So I got a couple more, and I plan on getting some friends and family some of these sweaters as well because they're timeless classics that you can wear year after year.

听着。

So listen.

在Quince找到让你爱不释手的完美礼物。

Find gifts so good that you're gonna wanna keep them with Quince.

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Go to quince.com/pantspod for free shipping on your order and a three hundred and sixty five day return.

更不用说，他们现在已进军加拿大市场。

Not to mention, they are also now available in Canada.

记住是quince.com/pantspod，享免邮和365天退货服务。

That's quince.com/pantspod to get free shipping and three hundred and sixty five day returns.

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你知道，特百惠就像...如果你有非常严重的强迫症。

You know, Tupperware is like is it you're you have you're very OCD.

对吧？

Right?

以一种相当健康的方式。

In a pretty healthy way.

有时候我是说，Autumn可能会在某些时候不同意你的看法。

Sometimes I mean, Autumn might disagree with you sometimes.

我见过这种情况发生。

I've seen it crossover.

但特百惠就像是家里那种让人满足的物品。

But Tupperware is sort of like that satisfying item in your house.

当它发挥作用时，你会因为拥有它而感到无比开心，尤其是当它们能严丝合缝地叠在一起时。

Like, when it works, it you're just so happy you have it, where it folds into each other.

哦，我们看到这里放着玩偶。

Oh, we see this is where dolls.

这就是我的强迫症开始发作的地方，你提到的这个点。好吧。

This is where my OCD is kicking in, what you're bringing up Okay.

在抽屉里。

In the drawer.

对。

Yeah.

我上周末真的打开了那个放特百惠的抽屉。

I actually opened up the drawer the other day over the weekend where where the Tupperware lives.

我对安娜说，这是什么情况？

And I said to Anna, go, what is this?

哦，你这是在怪她吗？

Oh, like you blamed her?

我说，这里发生了什么？

I was like, what's going on here?

我说，为什么烤箱手套和特百惠混在一起？

I was like, why are the oven mitts mixed in with the Tupperware?

特百惠的盖子都去哪儿了？

Where are the lids to the Tupperware?

我说，这简直是无政府状态。

I was like, this is anarchy.

到底怎么回事？

What's going on?

所以我就整理了一下。

So I just organized it.

然后我就想 烤箱手套是不是意外 就是那里有

And I was like Were the oven mitts accidentally It was just there's

有一个抽屉，一边放着烤箱手套和洗碗巾。

a there's a there's a drawer and on one side, there's oven mitts and dish towels.

左边则是特百惠容器。

And to the left, there are the Tupperware.

它们全都不自然地混在一起。

And it was all just unnaturally combined.

嗯哼。

Mhmm.

是啊。

Yeah.

听起来真糟糕。

It sounds terrible.

我说，太糟糕了。

I said, is awful.

你把盖子放好，抱歉。

Do you put your lids excuse me.

你把盖子放好了吗？你是不是在镜头前闪烁还纳闷？

Do you put your lids are you strobing on camera and wondering?

要不要把你关掉？

Should we shut you off?

乐意之至。

Happily.

好吧。

Okay.

反正你也感觉不到。

Well, it's not like you can feel it.

这就对了。

There we go.

它就这么亮着可以吗？

It could just stay is that lit?

对。

Yeah.

好了

There

搞定。

you go.

好。

K.

我都忘了我

I forgot I

头上还戴着这东西。

even had these on my head.

这就对了。

There we go.

就在那儿。

There it is.

这样好多了。

That's better.

你刚才问什么来着？

What were you asking?

我想知道，你会把玻璃杯一个个套在一起吗？

I wanna know, do you put the do you put the glass ones inside each other?

然后旁边，你放盖子的时候是竖着放，像书一样侧立着吗？

And then on the side, do you put your lids, like, upright, like, on the sides of themselves, like books?

还是把盖子平放，一个个叠在一起？

Or do you lay the lids down and they're all piled up on top of each other?

这得看抽屉里是谁的东西。

It kinda depends on who's in the drawer.

你重新整理的时候是怎么做的？

When you go to reorganize it, how do you do it?

这取决于特百惠的款式，因为我们有各种混杂的不同种类。

It depends on the Tupperware because we don't we have a mishmash of different kinds.

是啊。

Yeah.

不是吗？

Don't we

所有人不都这样吗？

all?

而且我不喜欢那种不能——不是那种可以自我折叠收纳的款式，那种每样东西都有固定位置的。

And I don't like the ones that you just can't that aren't they where they fold into themselves where everything has a place and a place for everything.

不喜欢那种能整齐堆叠的。

Don't like it stacks well.

公寓？

Apartments?

不。

No.

就是那些盖子能严丝合缝叠放的。

Just ones that stack really well with the lids.

你不喜欢那种吗？

You don't like those?

我喜欢那种。

I like those.

哦，对。

Oh, yeah.

我们都喜欢那种。

We all like those.

但我们没有，我想我知道

But we don't have I think I know

该送你什么圣诞礼物了。

what to get you for Christmas.

不。

No.

不。

No.

不。

No.

不。

No.

我...我不想要生日礼物？

I I don't want Birthday?

算了。

Nah.

我可不想生日收到特百惠。

I don't want Tupperware for my birthday.

我其实生日什么都不想要。

I kinda don't want anything for my birthday.

瓦尔最近刚问，你生日打算怎么过？

Val asked just recently, what are you gonna do for your birthday?

然后我说，其实我也不知道。

And and I said, I don't know, actually.

她说，哦，那一定很不容易，因为你知道，你真的是个圣诞节宝宝。

And she said, oh, it must be rough because, you know, you're really are a Christmas baby.

我说，你知道，我觉得成年后比小时候更不容易。

And I said, you know, it was it's more rough as an adult, I think, than being a kid.

因为小时候你从不用上学，朋友们也总在城里，因为大家都在家过节。

Because as a kid, you never had school, and your friends were always in town because everyone was home for the holidays.

但成年后，朋友们会因为圣诞新年假期出城，确实有时候周围一个人都没有。

But as an adult, your friends go out of town because of the Christmas New Year celebration, and there are definitely times where no one's around.

大家都离开家去做自己的事情了。

Everyone's off doing their thing outside of home base.

你会想，哦，我该怎么办呢？

And you think, oh, what am I gonna do?

我不知道。

I don't know.

结果他变得很安静。

And he winds up being quiet.

这没什么不好的。

And there's nothing wrong with that.

我喜欢安静的生日，这也引出了我的观点。

I like a quiet birthday, which brings to my point.

我不确定是否要为生日做些什么。

I don't know if I wanna do anything for my birthday.

今年又不是什么重要的里程碑年份。

It's not some big epic year.

我真的想做点什么吗？

Do I wanna do anything?

我不

I don't

知道。

know.

嗯

Well

我不知道。

I don't know.

首先，我觉得我们做这个节目已经超过四年了。

First of I feel like we've done pants for for over four years.

每年十二月前的每一期节目，我们都得陪你经历这种情绪波动，因为我觉得这对你来说很难熬。

And every episode before December, we have to go through this emotionally with you because I think it's hard on you.

我只想说，我能感受到你的痛苦。

And I just wanna say, I feel your I feel your pain.

我认为你是个深受喜爱的人，你身边的人都很想为你庆祝。

I think you're a very loved person and people around you would like to celebrate you.

所以有时候，不妨就让人们这么做吧。

So sometimes it's about just like letting people do that.

我猜我有愧疚感是因为我觉得你会因此感到压力

I guess I get the guilt because then I think I you feel pressured into

我们每年都得来这么一出，简直像在给你过生日做心理治疗。

we have to real every year, it's like a therapy session about your birthday.

我不需要大家这样，真的不用勉强。

I don't need people like, don't if you guys you don't have to.

这一直是我的观点。

It's my always my point.

就像，真的没人需要这样——这事快把我逼疯了。

Like, it's not no one needs to this is killing my head.

我能把这个摘下来吗？

Can I take this off?

具体是指哪方面？

Like, in what way?

就是，我感觉...

Like, I feel like the

尖刺都...

spikes are

击中了，但没完全中。

hitting the miss it.

当它消失时。

When it goes away.

那些尖刺？

The spikes?

有些小小的尖刺，它们正扎进我头皮的表层。

There's like little, like, spikes, and they're they're they're digging into the top layer of my scalp.

这看起来是真的吗？

And it's a little is it a real look?

我该忍受

Should I suffer

时尚之苦吗？

for fashion?

看。

Look.

我不需要你受苦，但这确实挺棒的。

I don't need you to be in pain, but it's pretty great.

所以

So

这确实挺棒的。

It's pretty great.

好吧。

Okay.

比如，这个在挠我耳后，我只是在无视它。

Like, this is itching the back of my ear, and I'm just ignoring it.

好吧。

Okay.

所以我们都在受苦。

So we're both suffering.

我们再坚持五分钟吧。

Let's go another five.

好的。

Okay.

如果我们能的话，是的。

If we can if we yeah.

看看我们能否做到。

See if we can make it.

是啊。

Yeah.

我想这是内疚吧。

I suppose it's guilt.

还有一种冷漠，我在想，不过是生日而已。

It's also a level of apathy where I think, it's birthday.

那又怎样？

So what?

不过就是一天罢了。

It's just one day.

只是一天而已。

It's one day.

然后到了明天，又是新的一天。

And then tomorrow, it's another day.

谁在乎呢？

Who cares?

但你难道不想庆祝生命中的任何事吗？

But do you not wanna celebrate anything in your life?

我知道。

I know.

你想过圣诞节，你是的。

You wanna do Christmas, you're Yeah.

今年我打算庆祝圣诞节。

I'm gonna celebrate Christmas this year.

我们要办个盛大的巴西式派对

We're gonna have a big Brazilian

不。

No.

我知道。

I know that.

但你喜欢，那个装饰。

But you like, the the decorating.

对吧？

Right?

买了棵树。

Got a tree.

你买了。

You did.

很好。

Great.

买了棵树。

Got a tree.

太好了。

Great.

然后我们得想好把那棵树放在哪里。

And then figured out where we're gonna put that said tree.

我们知道你选了那个角落。

We know you've got the corner.

不。

No.

我们找到了一个更好的位置。

We found a better place for it.

哦，你们改主意了。

Oh, you changed.

是啊。

Yeah.

好的。

Okay.

我们为它找到了一个更好的位置。

We found a better place for it.

你们是已经有树了还是刚订购了树？

Do you actually have the tree or you ordered the tree?

我们有树了。

We have the tree.

好的。

Okay.

我们只需要把树竖起来。

We just have to put the tree up.

对。

Right.

你们买树的装饰品了吗？

Did you get the things for the tree?

什么树的装饰品？

What things for the tree?

装饰品和灯饰这些

The ornaments and lights and

我觉得装饰品是那种需要慢慢收集的东西。

I ornaments I think ornaments are the types of thing you you collect over time.

你可以...我是说，有很多方式。

You can or you I mean, there's a lot of ways.

Kim不是那种喜欢装饰品的人。

Kim doesn't Kim's not an ornament person.

我不是那种喜欢装饰品的人。

I'm not an ornament person.

她

She

只喜欢灯饰。

likes lights only.

我和Kim一样。

I'm with Kim.

我是个疯狂的装饰品爱好者。

I'm a crazy ornament person.

不算疯狂，但我确实喜欢装饰圣诞树。

Not crazy, but I enjoy an ornament tree.

越疯狂越好。

Like, the crazier, the better.

我希望它看起来就像欢乐在树上爆炸了一样。

I want it to look like a something like like joy just like blew up on a tree.

我要站在金姆这边。

I'm gonna go with Kim's root.

我喜欢树上挂白色灯饰。

I like white lights on a tree.

白色的。

White.

我喜欢树上那种可以调光的白色灯饰。

I like white lights on a tree that you can dim.

因为所有东西都需要调光，否则

Because everything needs to be on a dimmer otherwise

你就只用白色，纯白，仅此而已。

You're doing white, just white, and that's it.

我们有一些装饰品。

We have a few ornaments.

你和Kim几年前送了我们一个很漂亮的。

You and Kim got us a beautiful one a couple You years did.

来自一家非常不错的沙丁鱼店。

From a really nice sardines.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

从哪儿来的？

From From where?

哦，天哪。

Oh, god.

那是来自

That's From

那个地方。

that place.

就像魔法一样。

It's like magic.

如果...如果我能作为一个人置身于一家商店里，这样说有道理吗？

That's If that If I could be inside a store as a person does that make sense?

这说不通。

That doesn't make sense.

而且如果...如果一家商店

And if if a store

能进入你体内。

be inside of you.

如果一家商店能存在于

If a store could be in

听起来好恶心。

sounds gross.

听起来真令人作呕。

Sounds disgusting.

如果一家商店的灵魂

If the spirit of a store

这就对了。

There you go.

约翰·迪尔式的，就是这么回事。

John Deerean That's what it is.

在纽约市。

In New York City.

是啊。

Yeah.

我是说，圣诞节期间就去店里逛逛吧。

I mean, just go to the store to walk through it at Christmas time.

那种体验无与伦比。

There's nothing like it.

所以我们有你跟金买的那件装饰品。

So we have that ornament you and Kim bought.

对。

Yes.

我们会把它挂上去。

We're gonna put that up.

我们还有几件别的。

We have a few others.

一件？

One?

不。

No.

我们有一些

We have a few

其他的，对。

other Yeah.

我想我们给你

I think we got you

买了几件。

a couple.

我记得是沙丁鱼造型的。

I think it was something sardine.

那是个非常可爱的款式，真的很萌。

It was something really cute like It's very cute.

巴西风格的，我买给安娜了。

Brazilian looking and I got it for Anna.

我们还有安娜和玛丽亚·凯莉联名款的装饰品。

We have that Anna with some Moriah Carey ornament.

好的。

Okay.

她可能会拿到其中一个。

And she'll probably get one of those.

然后是灯饰。

And then lights.

对。

Yeah.

不算多

Not a big

好吧。

Alright.

一颗星星，放在顶上。

A star, something on top.

也许莫里亚可以当你的星星。

Maybe Moriah could be your star.

安娜可能想要一颗玛丽亚·凯莉风格的星星放在顶端。

Anna might want a Moriah Carey star for the top.

是的。

Yeah.

不完全是。

Not exactly.

这个决定权我交给她了。

I'm leaving that up to her.

由她来决定。

It's her call.

不过好吧。

But Okay.

对。

Yeah.

就这样。

That's it.

白色灯光

White lights.

太棒了

Great.

我特别喜欢白色灯光

I'm all about the white lights.

好的

Okay.

爱了

Love it.

恭喜

Congrats.

没错

Yep.

就这样

That's it.

没有长筒袜。

No stockings.

我得确认一下长筒袜的情况。

I just have to check-in on the stockings.

没有。

No.

好的。

Okay.

没有长筒袜。

No stockings.

明白了。

Alright.

抱歉。

Sorry.

没关系。

It's okay.

不。

No.

我有长筒袜啊？

I do have stockings?

我去过你家过圣诞节。

I've been over to your house for Christmas.

我从来没见过长筒袜。

I've never seen stockings.

是啊。

Yeah.

我有。

I have.

我今天找到了它，我就想给凯特看看我的长筒袜，但后来我又觉得不太好。

I found it today and I was like, I wanna show Kate my stocking, but then I felt bad.

我差点给你也订了一只，还要把你的名字绣上去，花了不少时间。

I almost ordered you one and it was to get your name put on one, it took a while.

哦，那真的很可爱。

Oh, that's really cute.

而且它也赶不上了。

And it wasn't gonna make it.

没关系。

It's okay.

这是个心意。

That's a thought.

你能想到这个真的很贴心。

That's really sweet you even thought about it.

当然

Of

。

course.

那真的很可爱。

That's really cute.

嗯，谢谢。

Well, thanks.

你需要一个。

You need one.

我妈妈可能在她的储物间里藏着一些，总有一天我会找到的。

My mom probably has some buried in her in her storage unit, and one day I'll come across it.

不过好吧。

But Okay.

我已经有大概二十年没拥有过了。

I haven't had one in, like, twenty years.

我觉得我没事。

I think I'm okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

你小时候关于圣诞老人那套是怎么样的？

What about the whole Santa Claus thing when you were growing up?

关于什么

What about the

比如，你有没有去过商场坐在圣诞老人腿上告诉他你想要什么礼物？

Well, like, did you go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap and tell Santa what you wanted?

没有

No.

有没有一个喝醉的邻居扮演圣诞老人过来让你坐他腿上？

Did you did a drunk neighbor play Santa and come over and you sat on his lap?

我住在公寓楼里

I lived on an apartment building.

我知道，但圣诞老人有没有参与过你的童年？

I know you did, but did was Santa involved in your childhood at all?

没有

No.

怎么说，连圣诞老人的传说都没有吗？

How like, not even, like, the lore of Santa?

给圣诞老人留过饼干吗？

Leave Santa cookies?

什么都没有？

Nothing?

我想我们给他留过几年饼干。

I think we left him cookies for a few years.

你相信圣诞老人吗？

Did you did you believe in Santa?

非常短暂地相信过。

Very briefly.

当你相信他时，你会对他、驯鹿和送礼物的过程感到兴奋吗？

And when you believed in him, were you excited about him and the reindeer and the delivering of the gifts?

我很兴奋想看他如何把礼物放在圣诞树周围。

I was excited to see how he placed the gifts around the tree.

你这话是什么意思？

What do you mean?

我想看看他是怎么摆放礼物的。

I'd like to see how he placed them.

这说得通吗？

Does that make sense?

嗯，我是说，我想了解更多细节。

Well, I mean, I wanna know more about it.

这很迷人，凯特。

It's fascinating, Kate.

太迷人了。

Fascinating.

不过我们还是去听些广告吧。

But let's go listen to some ads.

我期待的不是树下有什么礼物，而是礼物被摆放在树下的方式。

I looked forward to not what was under the tree, but how it was placed under the tree.

比如说，有时候我会喜欢那个，嗯，比例。

Like like like, sometime like, I'd like the, like, the proportion.

比如说，这样好看吗？

Like, does it look nice?

比如说，放在树下好看吗？

Like, does it look nice under the tree?

是不是

Is it

你小时候就在想这些吗？

As a kid, this is what you were thinking?

是啊。

Yeah.

哇。

Wow.

好吧。

Okay.

而且这与那种‘大礼物藏在树后面’的想法毫无关系。

Was and it had nothing to do with, like, oh, the big gift is back there hidden behind the tree.

那是其中之一。

That's one of that.

我只是单纯着迷于观察它们在圣诞树下看起来有多美。

I just like the I just I was always fascinated to see how they would look under the tree aesthetically.

比如，它们是否以美观的方式摆放？

Like, are they placed this in an aesthetic way?

看起来是漂亮还是凌乱？

Does it does it look nice, or does it look chaotic?

后来我意识到，哦，那是我父母布置的。

Cut two, I realized, oh, it was my parents.

当然，他们会以非常优美的方式来完成这件事。

Of course, they're gonna do it in a very, like, beautiful way.

但当我还没意识到是他们时——甚至在我知道是他们后——我依然好奇他们如何装饰圣诞树下方，因为那实在太赏心悦目了，或者说它可以

But the when I but when I didn't realize it was them, I even when I did realize it was them, I was always curious to see how they decorated under the tree because it's so visually pleasing or it can

是。

be.

如此赏心悦目。

So visually pleasing.

在圣诞老人给你送礼物的那个夜晚之前，圣诞树下就已经有礼物了吗？

Did you have gifts under the tree before the night Santa was giving you your gifts?

你明白我的意思吗？

You know what I mean?

就像圣诞节送礼物时那样，我们习惯把要送人的礼物先放在圣诞树下，直到见到那些人。

Like, the gifts like, when you give gifts away at Christmas, like, we have this where you have the gifts that you're gonna give people under our tree until we see those people.

对。

Right.

对。

Right.

所以，看起来整个期间都装饰得很漂亮。

So, like, it's it looks decorated the whole time.

我们有过这种习惯吗？

Do we have that?

我不记得了。

I don't remember.

可能有吧。

May I We may have.

应该会有礼物的。

Woulda had gifts.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得

I think

我想我们确实有过。

I I think we did.

是的。

Yeah.

你打算买假的吗？你太喜欢它了以至于要买假盒子让它看起来更美观吗？

Are you gonna get fake do you love it so much you're gonna get fake boxes to have it look aesthetically pleasing?

不。

No.

好吧。

Okay.

我不知道你会做到什么程度。

I don't know how far you go.

为什么？我根本不会做到那种程度。

Why don't I don't go far at all.

嗯，在这个重现你童年的过程中。

Well, in this, like, recreation of your childhood.

我不需要重现它。

I don't need to recreate it.

好吧。

Okay.

我已经经历过一次了。

I experienced it once.

想象一下，我买了一堆没用的东西，在圣诞节结束时，我低头看着它们说，我该怎么处理这些道具呢？

Imagine I buy a bunch of bullshit and just and do at the end of the Christmas season, I look down and I say, well, what am I gonna do with all of these props?

这些空盒子。

These empty boxes.

把它们装进盒子里

Them in box

你把盒子都放进去了

you put boxes Even in

更有趣。

more fun.

把它们收起来。

Them away.

甚至还能过个更棒的圣诞节。

Even more even a good Christmas.

它们都去哪儿了？

And where do they go?

呃，不。

Well No.

就像那些树，金姆的树，我们必须小心翼翼地把它们竖直放好，因为我们之前把它们压扁过。

Like the the trees, Kim's trees, we have to place them delicately upright because we've smushed them before.

看，然后你就像这样用胶带封好箱子

See and then you, like, tape the box

那不一样。

That's different.

然后你把它收好。

And you put it away.

那不一样。

That's different.

圣诞节。

Christmas.

这不一样。

It's different.

这不一样。

It's different.

我不需要那么做。

I don't need to do that.

但你刚才问了我那个问题。

But you were asking me that one question.

我只是想知道，比如，对圣诞老人的兴奋程度。

I just wanted to know, like, the Santa excitement level.

那种兴奋感很短暂。

It lasted for it was it was a brief level of excitement.

你买它用了很长时间吗？

Did you buy it for long periods?

我简直爱死它了。

I couldn't have loved it more.