第12季第23集：罗尿床了

所以你把头探了进去。

So you pop your head in.

别闹了。

Stop it.

布伦特当他已经

Brent when he's been

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我没事。

I'm alright.

我说了声抱歉。

I said, sorry.

我只是过来跟詹姆斯农场打个招呼。

I was just coming to say hello to James Farm.

我打了招呼。

I said hello.

我的朋友。

My friend.

我的朋友。

My friend.

所以你当时不认识房间里其他任何人吗？

So you didn't know any other people in the room?

我知道。

I know.

我还认识格瓦尼亚·麦圭尔。

It's Gwanya Maguire who I know as well.

所以我跟她说，嗨，格瓦尼亚。

So I said, oh, hi, Gwanya.

环顾四周。

Look around.

没注意到任何人。

Didn't notice anyone.

没认出

Didn't recognize

里面的人？

the in there?

10？

10?

天哪。

Gosh.

人这么多的房间，只去打个招呼。

A busy room to go into, say hello to one.

也很小。

Small as well.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我会这么想，因为我也不会预料到那么小的房间里会有十个人。

I would because also as well, I would wouldn't expect 10 people to be in that size room.

不。

No.

你知道的，大概六个人吧。

You know, could to six

小得让人感动。

touchingly small.

对。

Right.

好的。

Okay.

我走了。

I leave.

总之，结果我们

Anyway, it turns out we

我走了。

I leave.

其中一个人是蒂娜·菲，我没认出她。

One of those people was Tina Fey, and I didn't recognize her.

哦，因为她在那里是因为她在拍第一部。

Oh, because she's in there because she's doing the first one.

哦，那她已经在这儿很久了。

Oh, she's been here for ages then.

詹姆斯·法默将其描述为有史以来最大的权力博弈。

James Farmer described it as the biggest power play of all time.

因为我本质上已经进去了。

Because I've essentially gone in there.

把头伸进去就走了。

Stuck my head in and gone.

詹姆斯·法默？

James Farmer?

你说得对。

You're right.

然后我看了她一眼，却装作没看见

And then I've looked at her, ignored her

是的。

Yeah.

然后就离开了。

And left.

哇。

Wow.

所以你进去了，却无视了一个女人。

So you've gone in there and ignored a woman.

我进去后忽视了一位

I've gone in there and ignored a woman who's

一位好莱坞明星。

A Hollywood star.

一位好莱坞明星。

A Hollywood star.

是的。

Yeah.

她演过什么？

What's she been in?

《30 Rock》。

30 Rock.

哦，是的。

Oh, yeah.

对。

Yeah.

我其实以前见过她。

I've actually met her before.

我很少看，我主要看美国脱口秀。

I don't watch a lot of I watch American stand ups.

我很少看美国电视节目。

I don't watch much American TV.

是的。

No.

当人们跟我聊美国喜剧演员时，我常常很慌张。

When people talk to me about American comics, I'm often panicking

那。

that

我不认识他们说的是谁。

I don't know who they're talking about.

你只能点头装作懂的样子？

And you sort of have to nod and pretend?

他们会说，天哪。

They'll be like, oh, god.

是约翰·穆拉尼吧？

It's like John Mulaney, isn't it?

我觉得

I think

约翰·穆拉尼是一位喜剧演员。

John Mulaney is a comedian.

我知道。

I know.

什么？

Sorry?

约翰·穆拉尼，那位美国喜剧演员。

John Mulaney, the American comedian.

不。

No.

不是约翰·穆拉尼。

Isn't a John Mulaney.

约翰·穆拉尼是那个搞喜剧 stalking 的英国人。

John Mulaney is the British one who does the comedy stalk.

是的。

Yeah.

就是他。

Him.

我刚才想的就是他。

That's what I was thinking of.

约翰·穆拉尼是谁？

Who's John Mulaney?

约翰·穆拉尼是

John Mulaney is a

你的孩子们怎么样？

How are your kids?

一位极其著名的美国喜剧演员。

Incredibly famous American comedian.

对。

Right.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我以前从来没听过他的名字。

I've never heard his name before.

好吧。

Okay.

我喜欢切维·切斯。

I like Chevy Chase.

我确实喜欢。

I actually do.

我要说了。

I gonna say it.

我根本认不出切维·蔡斯。

I couldn't pick Chevy Chase out of a lineup.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

他还活着吗？

He alive?

他还活着。

He is.

是的。

Yeah.

他确实还活着，但显然，每个人都很不一样。

He's but apparently, everyone is really different.

有一部关于他的优秀纪录片，因为他对人特别糟糕，人们都不

There's a good documentary about him because he's an absolute knob to people, people didn't

像他这样的人，

like him,

挺值得一看的。

which is quite good to watch.

不管怎样，所以，凯伦，约翰·马龙，约翰·马龙。

Anyway, so, Karen, John Malone John Malone.

你还想再聊几个美国喜剧演员吗？

You want some more American comedians?

我们这是在干嘛？

What are we doing?

你只是报名字，我来猜我认不认得？

You're just saying them and I see if I know them?

好像我们已经说到这儿了。

Seem to where we've got to.

是的。

Yeah.

那继续吧。

Go on then.

应该是戈德堡。

Would be Goldberg.

清楚吗？

Clear?

迈克·贝贝，清楚吗？

Mike Bebe clear?

我确实有。

I've yep.

我们采访过他。

We interviewed him.

是的。

Yeah.

我以为我就能把你给逗笑了。

I thought I'd get you then.

我迷上了。

I fanicked.

对。

Yep.

我走了。

I'm out.

丹尼·克罗斯。

Danny Cross.

节目结束时，你能列出五个美国喜剧演员吗？其中一些是真实的，一些是虚构的？

The end of the show, could you write a list of five American comics, some of which are real and some of which aren't?

他现在深陷消化不良中。

He's knee knee deep in indigestion here.

不过这真是个有趣的测验。

That's quite a fun quiz though.

是的。

Yeah.

如果你能的话，伙计。

If you can, mate.

如果不能，就坐在那里，尽量忍住那些咳嗽和打嗝。

If not, just sit there and just try and internalize those coughs and burps.

是的。

Yeah.

但我想你为马克斯和大卫也会这么做。

But you would for Max and David, I imagine.

你去的那个地方旅行怎么样？

How was your trip to where have you went?

巴拿马。

Panama.

马来西亚。

Malaysia.

马来西亚。

Malaysia.

所以我在育儿方面有些事情想告诉你，我们回头再说马来西亚的事。

So I've got things I want to tell you parenting wise, we'll go back to Malaysia.

我有

I've got

很多育儿经验。

loads of parenting.

今天早上发生的。

It happened this morning.

我去参加了我女儿的集会。

Went to my daughter's assembly.

是吗？

Oh, yeah?

那挺好的。

Which was nice.

所以我得调整一下安排，但去了，家长是被邀请的，还是你只是自己去了？

So I had to move things around, but went to Are the parents invited, or did you just turn up?

没有。

No.

家长是被邀请的，这是关于一个集会，让我先确认一下细节。

Parents were invited, and it was an assembly about let me just double check this before.

所以我不希望说错话而被责备。

So I I don't wanna say it wrong and get told off.

我注意到的第一件事是，校长是个十足的狠角色。

First thing I noticed, the head teacher is a fucking g.

她？那是什么意思？

She What does that mean?

就像个黑帮分子。

Like a gangster.

谢天谢地。

Thank god for that.

我还以为你要说

Thought you were about to

因为一些我不明白的事情被取消了。

get canceled for something I didn't understand.

对。

Right.

不。

No.

她真的就是这样，走进来的时候。

She's really like, she walks in.

对吧？

Right?

所有孩子都坐在地上，老师在旁边，家长坐在后面椅子上，就来自参加集会的那个班级。

All the kids all the kids sat on the floor, teachers on the side, parents at the back on chairs, right, just from the class that are doing the assembly.

她走进来。

She walks in.

孩子们都在聊天，这没关系。

They're all chatting away the kids, which is fine.

他们一直在陆续进场。

They've been filing it in.

她把手举了起来。

She puts her she puts her hand in the air.

老师？

The teacher?

她的老师。

Her teacher.

校长站在前面，把手举在空中，五指张开，就像要击掌一样。

The head teacher just stands up front, hand in the air like there's, all fingers out, high five in the air like that.

对吧？

Right?

孩子们注意到了，也跟着把一只手举了起来。

The kids had noticed put her hand up like that.

然后她慢慢再伸出一根手指，变成四根手指向上。

Then she slowly makes puts one finger in to make it four fingers up.

是的

Yeah.

然后放下。

Then down.

我明白另一个脖子。

I understand the other neck.

哦，好的。

Oh, okay.

我只是给这个加了一点戏剧效果。

I'm just I'm just adding a bit of theater to this.

你的时间安排很紧。

You've a tight schedule

是的。

on Yeah.

别让日程安排妨碍了优质内容。

Let's not let the schedule get in the way of great content.

好的。

Okay.

我只是在营造场景。

I'm just setting the scene here.

我们会再回到这个话题，对吧？

We'll get back to it, are we?

是的，是的。

Yeah, yeah.

所以她要收拾东西。

So she's to fold things up.

其他孩子会那样做，他们移动一个数字，然后它就会往下走，所以她正在倒数。

The other kids do that and they move a digit and then it goes down to so what she's doing is counting down.

是的，是的。

Yeah, yeah.

所以

So

她同时在教数学。

she's teaching the maths at the same time.

是的，是的，她就这样吸引他们的注意力。

Yeah, yeah, So she's getting their attention like that.

当她这样做时，每个孩子都注意到了，教室里渐渐变得越来越安静。

And then as she's doing it, each kid notices, and it slowly gets quieter and quieter.

这是个不错的做法。

That's a good move.

对。

Right.

然后她一直数到一。

And then and then she gets to gets down to one.

是的。

Yeah.

但接着她把手指拉下来，放在自己面前

But then she gets her finger, pulls it down, puts it in front of her

她的嘴。

Her mouth.

然后做口型。

And goes mouth.

她的嘴。

Her mouth.

抱歉。

Sorry.

完全安静。

Complete silence.

完全惊叹。

Complete wow.

很有力量。

Powerful.

是的。

Yeah.

很强。

Powerful.

不管怎样，你有没有

Anyway Did you

把胳膊举起来？

put your arm up?

没有。

No.

没有。

No.

没有。

No.

我只是在看着，哇。

I was just watching like, wow.

接下来会发生什么？

What's gonna happen here?

然后我自然地看她举起了多少根手指。

And then I'm naturally looking how much she got around up.

但接着你看到手指伸出来了。

But then you see the fingers come out.

我觉得她在倒数。

I think she's doing a countdown.

Lou说，是的，我知道。

Lou's like, yeah, know.

总之，他们进行了一个关于坚强女性、励志女性的集会。

Anyway, so they do the assembly, and the assembly is all about strong women, inspirational women.

明白吗？

Okay?

所以他们谈论励志女性，然后每个孩子排成一行依次上前。

So what they do is they talk about inspirational women, and then each child in a line goes through.

他们举起一张照片，说：‘这是我生命中最鼓舞人心的女性。’

They hold up a picture and say, this is the most inspiring woman in my life.

是的。

Yeah.

明白？

Okay?

所以我们现在有

So we've got

卢在想，这最好是在跟我搞。

Lou's thinking this better be fucking me.

不然我就

Otherwise, I'm

是的。

Yeah.

不过，它一开始是这样的。

So it starts off, though.

比如爱莉安娜·格兰德、比莉·艾利什。

There's, like, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish.

还有乔伊·凯利、凯伦，是的。

There's Chloe Kelly, Karen yeah.

凯伦·卡尼，你知道的，还有那些人。

Karen Carney, you know, and all that.

还有我喜欢的那个家伙，她激励了我，因为我热爱足球，而她是一位出色的足球运动员。

And the guy I love she inspires me because I love football, and she's a brilliant footballer.

所有这些之后，她参加了《舞动奇迹》，展示了

And all this, Then she went on Strictly and showed the

世界在《舞动奇迹》上看到了卡拉萨。

world on Strictly Caracao.

你也可以做到。

You can do too.

不管怎样，味道真的很甜，真的很棒，然后还有一些事情，比如这位女士，这是我阿姨。

Anyway, tastes really sweet and really and then and then there are some things of, like, a lady up this is my auntie.

她对我非常好，一直照顾我。

She's been very kind to me and looked after me.

有些人父母有

Some people's parents have

想着，别烦我。

thinking, bore off.

来吧。

Come on.

好的。

Right.

所以

So

那 Gladiator 中的某一位呢？

What about one of the gladiators?

嗯，虽然有些确实存在。

Well, without but the some of some of them are there.

有很多运动员之类的人。

There's a lot of athletes and stuff.

然后他们的一些家人，虽然可能之前状态不太好，但现在好多了。

And then some of their family members that haven't you know, maybe not have haven't been well, but then they've got well.

这非常鼓舞人心，也令人心酸，很多人谈论他们的母亲之类的事情。

And it's very inspiring and very heart wrenching and lots of people talking about their mums and stuff like that.

对吧？

Right?

所以我说，致敬。

So I'm saying, look, salute.

这触动了我们的女儿。

It gets to our daughter.

对吧？

Right?

她表现得让你根本想不到。

She whips up You've got no idea.

她什么都没提。

She's not mentioned anything.

她只说了一句：你来参加集会吗？

The only thing she said is, are you coming to the assembly?

我去了，是的。

I went, yes.

她非常兴奋，因为我一直不在家。

And she was very excited because I've been away.

我去了，是关于什么的？

Went, what's it about?

她说：我不告诉你。

She went, I'm not telling you.

我不告诉你，也不告诉妈妈。

I'm not telling you or mommy.

所以我心想，哦，也许跟Lou有关。

So I'm like, oh, maybe it's about Lou.

肯定会是。

It's gonna be.

是的

Yeah.

总之，她拿出了一张照片。

Anyway, she whips up the photo.

约瑟芬·贝克。

Josephine Baker.

那是谁？

Who's that?

那是谁？

Who's that?

你告诉我啊，老兄。

You tell me, mate.

约瑟芬·贝克。

Josephine Baker.

你知道她是谁吗？

Do you know who she is?

嗯，她对你女儿来说非常重要。

Was a Well, she's very dear to your daughter.

她是一位1906年出生的舞者，曾参与民权运动，跳舞时拒绝前往实行种族隔离的场所。

Well, she's a dancer that was born in 1906, that was in the civil rights movement, who used to dance and then refused to go to places that had segregation.

是的。

Yep.

真是个令人钦佩的女性。

Quite, you know, inspiring woman.

是的。

Yep.

我女儿决定，她是自己生命中最受鼓舞的女性。

And my daughter's decided that's the most inspiring woman in her life.

是的。

Yep.

她的故事，为什么不会打动2026年肯特郡一个八岁的白人孩子呢？

And what what about her story doesn't speak to a white eight year old from Kent in 2026?

不喜欢跳舞。

Doesn't like dancing.

不喜欢跳舞。

Doesn't like dancing.

所以，是啊。

And so so so yeah.

所以我们坐在那里。

So we're sat there.

当约瑟夫是路时，路的反应是什么？路在想，这将会是我。

What was Lou's reaction when Joseph was Lou thinking, this is gonna be me.

我这里有份《星期日泰晤士报》第二版。

I've got a number two Sunday Times are here.

嗯，是的。

Well, yeah.

我的意思是，当时我们想着，也许是因为

I mean, at that point, we were thinking, oh, maybe because of the

我需要什么时间安排？

What timing do I need?

因为时间安排的问题。

Because of the timing.

当这个事情正在筹备时，Lou还没有开始独自带孩子。

When when this was being put together, it wasn't the time when Lou was doing a lot of solo parenting.

我经常不在家，而她写了一本书，我们还举办了一场晚宴来庆祝，那是个重要的时刻，所以我当时想，天啊，她可能会为Lou也这么做。

I was away a lot, and she'd written this book, and we'd had a dinner to celebrate it, and it was a big So I was thinking, Oh, God, she might do this for Lou.

总之，我和Lou之间有点疏远，她进来时座位不够，所以她坐在我旁边几排的地方。

Anyway, we'd been separated slightly, me and Lou, where as she'd come in, there weren't enough seats, so she was sat a few down from me.

是的。

Yeah.

总之，我真的看到了那样的反应。

Anyway, so I did really see a reaction like that.

然后我走过去，我对女儿说，我跟约瑟芬·贝克说。

And then I would come over, I said I said to my daughter, I went, to Josephine Baker.

她回答，是的。

She goes, yeah.

我说，我从来没听你提起过她。

I went, I've never heard you mention her ever.

从来没。

Ever.

是的。

Yeah.

没有。

No.

是的。

Yeah.

我确实没怎么提过。

I haven't really.

那你为什么选她呢？

Why did you pick her then?

她说，他们说就选她吧，激励一位女性。

She said, they said just pick her, inspire a woman.

所以我只是正好找到了她，然后就选了她。

So I just just in fact just found her and did her.

我根本不在乎约瑟芬·贝克。

Literally couldn't give a shit about Josephine Baker.

但公平地说

But to be fair

不过我不清楚她是从哪儿找到她的。

So I don't know where she's found her, though.

她只是比其他人更有激励性。

She's just She's more inspiring than the other.

那在课堂上就没提到过她吗？

So has it not come up in class?

我的意思是，公平地说，我和她只有五分钟时间，我得阻止路直接质问她为什么没选路。

I mean, to be fair, I had five minutes with her, and I had to stop Lou from directly questioning her why she didn't pick Lou.

因为露不想成为那样的妈妈，但又想成为那样的妈妈，她终究不是那样的妈妈。

Because Lou didn't wanna be that mum, but also did wanna be that mum, she wasn't that mum.

她把这件事藏在心里。

She kept it to herself.

但你知道，约瑟琳·贝克是美国裔法国舞蹈家、歌手和演员。

But, you know, so Joseline Baker was American French dancer, singer, and actress.

她的职业生涯主要集中在欧洲，尤其是法国。

Her career was centered primarily in Europe, mostly in France.

她是第一位主演重大电影的黑人女性。

She was the first black woman to star in a major motion picture.

1927年的法国无声电影《热带女妖》。

The 1927 French silent film, Siren of the Tropics.

我的意思是，这太冷门了。

I mean, this is the most niche.

主动联系了。

Reached out.

哈迪会难以适应这种小众的电影制作。

Hardy would struggle with this kind of niche filmmaking.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

但我认为她只是上网搜了一下。

But I think she just googled it.

现在叫约瑟芬·贝克了。

It's Josephine Baker now.

我不断给露发约瑟芬·贝克的照片。

I keep sending Lou photos of Josephine Baker.

但她从未提起过这件事。

But she's never mentioned that.

她是个有抱负的女性。

And she's an Aspiring woman.

是的。

Yeah.

从历史上看很重要。

Important historically.

有道理。

Fair enough.

但那是

But it was

可以说，她比爱莉安娜·格兰德做得更多。

Arguably, she's done more than Ariana Grande.

我觉得她确实如此。

I'd say she definitely has.

是的。

Yeah.

但没错。

But yes.

但那真的很奇怪，因为每个人都在讲家人、运动员、流行明星之类的人

But it it was very weird because everyone was doing, like, a family member or an athlete or a pop star or someone

是流行文化中的人物，或者某个人

that's Someone in popular culture or someone

比如，他们是个了不起的足球运动员之类的。

who does Oh, they're an amazing footballer or whatever.

而她却站起身，拿出了约瑟芬·贝克的照片。

And and it was just like, she stood up and whipped this photo up when Josephine Baker.

什么？

What?

我是不是在平行宇宙里？

Am I in parallel universe?

她是那群狮子队的一员吗？

Was she one of the lionesses?

她踢左后卫，对吧？

She played left back, didn't she?

那是角斗士的真实名字之一吗？

Is that one of the real names of the gladiators?

总之，哇。

Anyway, so Wow.

是的。

Yeah.

真的让我笑翻了

Just cracked me

今天。

up today.

对。

Yeah.

那很好。

That's that's good.

哦，我们给罗斯过了生日，罗布。

Oh, we had Rose's birthday, Rob.

我给你留了个悬念。

I left you with a cliffhanger.

哦，气球。

Oh, balloons.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

住在埃克塞特，罗布，这真是个很棒的地方。

This is a great thing about living in Exeter, Rob.

你

You

在伦敦可没法这么做。

just can't do this in London.

继续。

Go on.

你在伦敦根本做不到这一点。

You simply can't do this in London.

好的。

Okay.

我们刚进了一家店。

We just went into a shop.

是的。

Yeah.

叫作

Called

彩带。

Streamers.

向彩带致敬。

Shout out to Streamers.

是的。

Yeah.

只是一个独立经营的家庭派对小店。

Just an independent run family party shop.

是的。

Yep.

刚买了一些气球。

Just bought some balloons.

是的。

Yeah.

然后，是的。

So then Yep.

每个气球6英镑。

£6 each for a balloon.

你之前付了多少钱？

How much did you pay before?

贵得要死。

Fucking loads.

我确实说过。

We I did say.

是的。

Yeah.

因为你买的气球是寄到你这里的，因为你习惯了住在东伦敦，那里没有卖有用东西的商店。

Because you're getting them sent to you because you're so used to living in East London where there is no shops that sell you useful things.

一个有机面包。

An organic loaf.

是的。

Yeah.

但你能买到一个数字4，一个充气的43吗？

But can you get a number four, an inflatable 43?

不能。

No.

你根本买不到。

You fucking can't.

不过，乔什，我要说的是，这件事并不是说，如果你住在伦敦更远一点的地方，或者住在不是满是嬉皮士的伦敦区域

Well, what I would say, though, Josh, this thing isn't, like, sort of just, like, if you lived a bit further out of London or even in a bit of London not full of hipsters

这才是有趣的地方。

this is the interesting thing.

比如，我可以在布罗姆利做这件事，那 technically 也算是伦敦。

Like, I could do that in Bromley, which is technically London.

不，不行。

Well, no.

但如果你住在……你本来是可以做到的

But you could you could do that if

那你就不需要了，你可以

Then you don't do for You could

如果你住在苏荷区，你本来是可以做到的。

if if you lived in Soho, you could have done that.

去死吧。

Die.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

我不认为我会说。

Don't think I would tell

哪里？不。

where any No.

但我之所以这么说。

But why I'm saying it.

如果我住在苏荷区，罗布，我二十四小时内就会崩溃，因为早上我试着去买瓶牛奶，却会遇到刚通宵回来的人，到处都是这样。

If I lived in Soho, Rob, I would have a break down within twenty four hours because I'd try and go to get a pint of milk in the morning, and there'd be people coming back from a night out Just because everything over the place.

不。

No.

但我想说的是，伦敦某些地方仍然有可能这样。

But what I'm saying is you could there are bits of London where that is still a possibility.

你当时在更潮一点的区域。

You was in a bit more of a hipstery bit.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

实际上，你这么说挺有意思的。

Actually, it's interesting you say that.

谢谢。

Thank you.

因为这个周末我们回了伦敦。

Because we went back to London this weekend.

是的。

Yeah.

是我女儿朋友的生日。

So it was my daughter's friend's birthday.

是的。

Yeah.

所以我们想，为什么不在伦敦度过一个周末呢？

So we thought, why don't we spend a weekend in London?

那天是母亲节。

It was Mother's Day.

这是件不错的事。

It's a nice thing to do.

是的。

Yeah.

东伦敦让我感到非常、非常有压力。

East London makes me feel really, really stressed.

这很棒。

This is great.

你知道这种感觉是什么吗？

Do know what this feels like?

这感觉就像你和大安一起时，故意绕开托特纳姆，偷懒放松的样子。

It feels like when you and Big Ang went on the overlap and just slacked off Tottenham.

是的。

Yeah.

我特别喜欢你身上这种能量。

I I love this energy about you.

对于不了解大安的人，他是个足球教练，因为这感觉就像

For people that don't know Big Ang, he's a football manager, because it does feel like

他是个

he's a

德克萨斯东部的角色。

character in East Texas.

是的。

Yeah.

大安以前根本讨厌帕特·巴彻。

Big Ang used to basically hated Pat Butcher.

Big Ang 曾经管理过托特纳姆热刺。

Big Ang used to manage Tottenham.

是的。

Yeah.

他被托特纳姆热刺解雇了。

He got sacked by Tottenham.

他走之后，球队变得更糟了。

They've got worse since he's gone.

然后另一位教练也被解雇了，就在那位教练被解雇的那天，他上了其中一个最大的足球播客节目，而且

Then another manager got sacked, and then the day that manager got sacked, he was on one of the biggest football podcasts, and he

根本不是最大的播客之一。

was basically Not one of the biggest podcasts.

你就像抨击东伦敦那样抨击托特纳姆。

Going in on Tottenham the way you're going in on East London.

像那些住在那儿的人，这种生活方式完全不切实际。

Like the But people that live it's totally impractical as a way to live.

不，我觉得我就像在三年前的这个播客里采访自己。

No So I feel like I'm interviewing myself on this podcast three years ago.

无论新开多少家提供小份菜品的餐厅，都无法弥补缺少适合和孩子一起做的事情。

No amount of new restaurants that do small plates makes up for the lack of things you can do with your kids

是的。

Yeah.

或者获取东西的便利性。

Or the ease you can get stuff.

我觉得，如果你没有孩子，这里是个绝佳的居住地。

It's an amazing place to live if you haven't got kids, I think.

对。

Yeah.

我同意。

I agree.

有孩子的话，就很难了。

With kids, it's hard.

这太疯狂了。

It's wild.

你的孩子们怎么样？

How are your

那他们的朋友们在那边带孩子情况如何？

friends getting on then with kids there?

他们已经深陷其中了。

They're they're deep in the Kool Aid.

明白了。

Right.

所以他们很认同这种氛围。

So they're into that vibe.

他们喜欢小份餐，但不想要派对彩带和气球。

They love small plates, and they don't want party streamer but balloons.

没错。

No.

不。

No.

他们喜欢小份菜。

They love small plates.

是的。

Yeah.

他们想从六岁就开始担心中学的选择，因为选项太差了。

They want to start worrying about secondary schools at

因为选项太差了。

the age of six because the options are so bad.

好吧。

Okay.

是这种氛围吗？

Is that the vibe?

就是这种氛围。

That's the vibe.

我的孩子要么接受教育，要么加入帮派。

My child either gets an education or they're in a gang.

是的。

Yeah.

这就是仅有的两个选择。

They're the two options.

但那个巴拉塔。

But that barrata.

你知道我的问题是什么吗，我

Do you know my problem I

我走路的时候意识到，他们一直带着一把僵尸刀去学校，但我们不想失去这些炸土豆球。

realized when I was walking They've been carrying a zombie knife to school, but we don't wanna lose the crockets.

我们超爱这些炸土豆球。

We love these crockets.

我走路的时候，正在拍我的节目，就在你们所谓的特别场所。

I was walking so I'm doing my I'm filming my show at my, what you'd call it, special.

这是一种美式说法。

That's it's an Americanism.

我对此感到很困扰。

I struggle with that.

你说得对极了。

You're so right.

我只是在拍摄我的巡演节目。

I'm just filming my tour show.

这不算特别节目。

It's not a special.

它没什么特别的。

There's nothing special about it.

人人都在拍这种东西。

Everyone's fucking doing them.

嗯，也不是。

Well, no.

不是所有人。

Not everyone.

不像大多数公众那样。

Not like most of the public.

不。

No.

但大多数喜剧演员并不是特别节目。

But most comedians are it's not a special.

不。

No.

没关系。

It's okay.

这是你的

It's your

这是一种罚款。

It's a fine.

你正在拍摄你的脱口秀吗？

You're filming your fine?

我正在拍摄我的脱口秀。

I'm filming my fine.

好的。

Alright.

你什么时候拍摄你的脱口秀？

When are you filming your fine?

五月。

May.

在哈克尼。

In Hackney.

但巡演什么时候结束？

But when's the tour finish?

这是最后一场。

It's the last night.

但你不在这个国家增加巡演场次吗？

But you're not adding on the tour in this country?

不。

No.

你五月份就结束了，所以是要收尾了。

You're done in May, so you're finishing.

是的。

Yeah.

真好。

Lovely.

哦，真好。

Oh, lovely.

所以我要拍我的fine了。

So I'm filming my fine.

对。

Yeah.