第二次约会更新：（8:10）什么是好双胞胎（26/10/9）

这里是《第二次约会更新》，在《十分》节目里，和拉米罗、梅丽莎、勒罗伊以及起床团队一起。

This is the Second Date Update on the Tens with Ramiro, Melissa, Leroy, the Get Up Crew.

热门96.9。

Hot ninety six point nine.

夏拉。

Shyla.

嗨。

Hi.

早上好。

Good morning.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

所以你是想找一个叫斯特林的男人？

So you're looking for a guy named Sterling?

对，我是在找斯特林。

I am looking for Sterling.

好。

Okay.

发生什么事了？

What happened?

简单来说，我们断断续续约会了大概一个月。

So basically, we were hanging out off and on for like a month.

我觉得我们进展得挺顺利的。

I thought it was going great.

现在他突然就不……

And now he's just not...

他在敷衍我，完全把我晾一边了。

He's egging me, like blowing me off completely.

哎呀，不会吧。

Oh no.

发生什么事了？

What happened?

我也不知道。

I don't even know.

就是，我不太……

Like, I don't...

我完全想不到有什么原因。

I can't even think of anything.

好吧。

Okay.

那你们俩最后一次见面是什么情况？

So what happened the last time you two hung out?

哦，我们去摘苹果了。

Oh, we went apple picking.

那真的是，就是

It was really, like, it was

挺好的。

really nice.

去摘苹果。

Going apple picking.

特别可爱，而且是他提议的。

It was so cute, and it was his idea.

好。

Okay.

我本来想说大多数男生不喜欢，但你看？

I was gonna say most guys don't like it, but See?

是他提议的。

It was his idea.

对啊。

It was.

我根本没强迫他。

I didn't even force him.

我只是提了一下，他就说，对，我们应该去摘苹果，因为你说你想去。

I just mentioned it, he and was like, yeah, we should go apple picking because you said you wanted to go.

我就说，哦，好吧。

I was like, oh, okay.

不错。

Cool.

哇。

Wow.

真的很好玩。

It was really fun.

那真奇怪。

That's weird.

好吧。

Okay.

那你们摘苹果的时候有没有发生什么事？

So did anything happen while you were apple picking?

没有。

No.

我没觉得有什么。

I mean, nothing that I know about.

我都不知道会有什么事发生。

Like, I don't even know what would have happened.

最奇怪的是，他在所有平台上都把我拉黑了。

And what's crazy is, like, he's blocked me on everything.

好吧。

Okay.

肯定有事发生。

Something happened.

我真不知道会是什么事。

I don't know what it could be.

我到底做了什么？

Like, what did I do?

我不明白。

I don't

真的搞不懂。

even understand.

你确定你什么都没做吗？

Are you sure you didn't do anything?

据我所知没有。

Not that I know of.

我想……

I mean, I want...

我想说我没有……

I wanna say I don't...

我真的没做什么，但我不明白他为什么要拉黑我，删掉我们所有的照片。

Didn't do anything, but I don't understand why he had to block me, delete all our pictures.

哎呀。

Dang.

好吧。

Okay.

对吧？

You know, right?

别听起来你...

Don't sound You

真的很好，谢谢，但我真的...

really Well, thank you, but I really

我希望

I hope

我不是那样的人。

that I'm not.

比如，这要往哪儿发展？

Like, where is that going?

好的。

Okay.

我们现在要试着给他打电话了。

We're we're gonna try and call him now.

如果他接电话，你们就保持安静。

Stay quiet if he picks up.

听到没？

Okay?

好的。

Okay.

没问题。

Alright.

喂？

Hello?

喂。

Hello.

请问是斯特林吗？

Is is this Sterling?

太好了。

Beautiful.

那么，斯特林，我们能不能……

So, Sterling, can can we...

我是罗梅罗、梅丽莎和勒罗伊。

This is Romero, Melissa, and Leroy.

我能吗？

Can I?

我能吗？

Can I?

我们能快速跟你解释一下为什么打电话吗？

Can we explain to you real quick why we're calling?

你们是在找汤米吗？

Are you looking for Tommy?

因为我今天请了一天假。

Because I took the day off today.

不是。

No.

我根本不认识汤米是谁。

I don't even know who Tommy is.

所以我们是在找你，斯特林，因为……

So we're looking for you, Sterling, because...

事情是这样的，我们从一个喜欢你的女孩那里拿到了你的电话号码，她很希望能和你约会。

So what happened was we got your phone number from a girl who likes you and would love to go on a date with you.

她……

And she...

如果你同意去约会，我们就告诉你她是谁。

If you agree to go on a date, we'll tell you who she is.

如果你同意，约会费用我们来出，不管你想去哪儿都行。

If you agree, we will pay for the date wherever you wanna do it.

等一下。

Hold on.

等等。

Wait.

什么？

What?

谁让你给我打电话的？

Who who told you to call me?

一个想约你出去的女孩，我们会付钱。

A a girl that wants to ask you out on a date that we will pay for.

我不知道你在说什么。

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

哎呀。

Uh-oh.

你确定你找的不是汤米？

Are you sure you're not looking for Tommy?

汤米到底是谁啊？

Who the hell's Tommy?

他是我双胞胎兄弟。

He's my twin brother.

而且女生一般都想约他出去。

And he's the one that girls usually wanna go out.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

不。

No.

不。

No.

不。

No.

这不是汤米。

This is not Tommy.

等等

Wait

一分钟。

a minute.

什么？

What?

这是给……

It's for...

它……

It...

好吧，等一下。

Well, hold on.

这是给……

It's for...

她……

Her...

那女孩的名字叫Shyla。

The girl's name is Shyla.

你听起来耳熟吗？

Does that sound familiar?

天哪。

Oh god.

我的天哪。

Oh my god.

你他妈在跟我开玩笑吧。

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

好。

Okay.

这就对了。

There we go.

好的。

Okay.

所以确实是这样……

So it is...

好的。

Okay.

那发生了什么事？

So what happened?

因为她说她非常困惑。

Because she said that she's very confused.

你在冷落她。

You're blowing her off.

你在删照片。

You're deleting pictures.

而且据她说，她想不出自己哪里做错了。

And according to her, she can't think of anything that she did wrong.

嗯，说实话，严格来说，不是她的错。

Well, to be honest, technically, it it wasn't her.

是她那个精神有问题的前男友。

It's her psychotic ex boyfriend.

是吧？

See?

是吧？

See?

她男朋友怎么回事？

What happened with her boyfriend?

她的前...

Her ex...

抱歉。

I'm sorry.

她前男友。

Her ex boyfriend.

哦，天哪。

Oh, no.

你们是在开玩笑吧。

You guys gotta be kidding me.

千万别告诉我你们说的不是那个。

Please don't tell me you're not talking about that.

好吧。

Okay.

等一下。

Hold on.

等一下。

Hold on.

等等。

Wait.

这里面有太多

There's so

眼泪了，所以……

many tears involved So...

好的。

Okay.

所以希洛现在正在电话里，斯特林。

So Shiloh's on the phone right now, Sterling.

她，她，她听到了

She she she heard

你在电话里说的内容。

where you said on the phone.

好的。

Okay.

所以希洛，我要

So Shiloh I'm gonna

跟这位女士说话。

talk to this lady.

希洛。

Shiloh.

好的。

Okay.

你……

You...

所以，那个……

So what what...

你前男友是怎么回事？

What's the deal with your ex boyfriend?

好的。

Okay.

简单来说，他就是个混账东西。

So long story short, he's a piece of shit.

我抓到他在外面偷吃。

I caught him cheating on me.

然后他还一直纠缠我。

And then he wouldn't leave me alone.

他妈的简直在跟踪我。

Like he's fucking stalking me.

我让他别烦我，甩了他，还跟他说我要申请保护令什么的。

I told him leave me alone, dumped him, just like telling him I'm gonna get a order of protection, all that

那都是几个月前的事了。

Then, you know, that was, like, months ago.

他后来就没再打扰我。

So he left me alone.

我以为我们都翻篇了，结果看来没有。

I thought we moved on, but I guess not.

怎么了？

What happened?

嗯，我……

Well, I had...

姐，我真不想告诉你，但他还没放下你，因为他在加油站把我弟弟揍了一顿，因为他以为那是我。

I hate to break it to you, sis, but he's not over you yet because he beat the out of my brother at a gas station because he thought he was me.

那可不太好。

That's not good.

哦，那是汤米吗？

Oh, is that Tommy?

等等。

Wait.

什么？

What?

天哪。

Oh my god.

那个贱人前男友跟着他从我们工作的地方出来，然后把他打了一顿。

Bitch ex boyfriend followed him out of our job and him up.

你说真的？

Are you serious?

不会吧。

No.

好。

Okay.

那个……

That...

你不用骂我，但我根本不知道那事发生了。

You don't have to call me a but I didn't even know that happened.

我心想，你怎么知道是鲍勃干的？

I'm like, how do you know it was Bob?

因为我哥哥打电话给我，告诉我那个人把他打得半死。

Because my brother called me and told me that this guy was beating the out of him.

他们一直说，离希洛远点。

They kept saying, stay the away from Shiloh.

而我哥哥根本不知道你是谁。

And my brother had no idea who the hell you were.

但他——

But he

他没法这么说，因为他正忙着挨揍呢。

couldn't say that because he was too busy eating punches.

我的天啊。

My god.

这不好笑。

That's not funny.

我不是在

I'm not gonna

开玩笑。

lie.

不是。

No.

这太糟糕了。

That's awful.

对不起。

I'm sorry.

那太惨了。

That's damn.

对不起。

I'm sorry.

哦。

Oh.

他没事吧？

Is he okay?

他是抱歉，不，不是。

He's sorry, No.

他……

He...

他还好，但抱歉？怎么这么说？

He's he's he's okay, but sorry?

好吧，既然这样，我就告诉我哥这件事没什么大不了的，他挨揍是因为他太怂了。

Well, in that case, I'm a just tell my brother that it's no big deal, and he got this shit kicked out of him because he's bitch.

抱歉。

Sorry.

是她的错。

It's her fault.

这真的

It really

不是她的

isn't her

错，但是。

fault, though.

怎么...

How...

等等。

Wait.

汤米现在有多糟糕？

How bad is Tommy doing?

他是不是…

Is he like...

他情况有多糟？

How bad is

兄弟，他还活着，但情况不太妙。

I mean, bro, he's he's alive, but but buddy him up.

我虽然爱我弟弟，但他不是打架的料。

And I love my brother, but he's not a fighter.

我才是打架的那个人。

I'm the one that fights.

但现在她的前男友以为我是什么狠角色。

But now her ex think I'm some type of Aw.

等等。

Wait.

这里信息量太大了。

There's so much to unpack here.

你是更伤心你弟弟被人打了，还是更生气那家伙现在觉得他是个怂包？

Are you more upset that your brother got beat up or that this guy thinks that he's a punk now?

我不明白。

I don't understand.

他觉得

He thinks

他把你打了。

that he that he beat you up.

没错。

Exactly.

你想让我……

Want me...

那我该怎么办才能补救呢？

And then what shall I do to fix it?

我自己也不知道。

I mean, I don't even know.

很简单。

Real simple.

那关掉怎么样？

How about off?

好。

Okay.

这有点激进啊。

There's a little aggressive.

因为那根本不是我的错。

Because that wasn't even my fault.

太离谱了。

That's crazy.

什么？

What?

我弟弟被揍得跟个墨西哥卷饼似的。

My brother got folded like a god burrito.

不管你刚才说的是什么事，反正不是你的错。

Whatever you talking about was not your fault.

好极了。

Great.

现在我想吃卷饼了。

Now I'm hungry for burritos.

嗯，

Well,

我不知道你想怎么办。

I don't know what you want to do.

比如说，我们能聊聊吗？

Like, can we talk about it?

我们能解决吗？

Can we fix it?

不能。

No.

这都是因为你。

It's just because of you.

如果你不在我的生活里，他的牙肯定还在。

If you weren't in my life, he'd still have all his teeth.

天哪。

Oh, man.

你倒挺理直气壮。

You just right on up.

给她一个机会吧。

Give her a chance.

那你确定她做什么都不能让你再给她一次机会吗？

So so are you sure there's nothing that she can do for you to give her another chance?

因为严格来说，Shiloh只是待在这里而已。

Because, like, technically, again, Shiloh's just existing over here.

那绝对不行。

Oh, hell no.

你可以滚了，还有你那个愚蠢的前男友。

You can off and your stupid ex boyfriend.

他也可以滚了，没得商量。

He can off too, No date.

你个疯婆子，我什么都没做，你嘴巴放干净点。

Bitch is crazy because I didn't even do anything to watch your mouth.

我只是让你解释给我听，不过谢谢你解释了。

All I asked you to do was just explain it to me, but thank you for explaining it.

抱歉，你差点被他扯断了。

I'm sorry you barely got his pulled.

我是说，对不起。

I mean Sorry.

我拉黑你的时候，你就该明白了吧。

You shoulda got the message when I blocked

哦。

Oh.

好的。

Okay.

那我当然收不到消息了，因为你把我拉黑了。

Well, I wouldn't get a message because you blocked me.

消息就是这么运作的。

That's how messages work.

继续。

Ahead.

十号的第二次约会更新。

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If you need a second date update,

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email us.

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你好。

Hi.