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Welcome to the adventure of the Bruce Partington Plans.
这是四个精彩的部分。
This is four blockbuster parts.
这是机密内容，所以不要把你在这集里听到的任何事情告诉别人。
This is classified, so don't tell anyone what you hear in this episode.
请保密，拜托了。
Keep it between us, please.
谢谢。
Thanks.
约翰，抓住她。
Hold her, John.
哦，她哪儿也去不了。
Oh, she's not going anywhere.
各位女士们先生们，你们看，我向你们呈现了这个案子。
You see, ladies and gentlemen, I presented to you this case.
我说过，这个案子的关键会归结到那个“恶”字上。
I said that its crux would come down to the vile.
你放开我。
You Get off me.
恶。
Vile.
你们听到了，凶残、黑暗、阴险。
You heard beastly, dark, insidious.
这就是你们听到我说的。
That is what you heard me say.
但词语也会伪装自己。
But words cloak themselves too.
是不是，塔比莎？
Do they not, Tabitha?
不。
No.
不。
No.
你这个混蛋。
You bastard you.
他们的家伙可能没有你的那么迷人可爱，但他们只能通过字母和意义来变换自己的形态和样子。
Their guys may not be as charming and endearing as yours, but they can only shuffle their form and shape through letters and meaning.
我说的不是这个女人眼里燃烧的那颗邪恶的心。
I was not speaking of the vile mind that burns behind this woman's eyes.
不。
No.
我说的是这个。
I was speaking of this.
一个邪恶的瓶子，V-I-A-L。
A vile v I a l.
一瓶毒药。
A vial of poison.
约翰？
John?
天哪。
Goodness.
那个妹妹晕倒了。
The sister fainted.
好吧，我一次只能按住一个女人。
Well, I can only hold down one woman at a time.
我的约会史表明，就连这也很难做到。
My dating history suggests even that is a big ask.
塔比莎，这需要付出什么代价。
What did it take Tabitha.
相信它。
Believe it.
是什么让你决定你的丈夫必须死？
To decide that your husband had to die?
没有证据。
No evidence.
没有证据。
No evidence.
莉莉。
Lily.
大家早上好。
Morning all.
她在那边。
She's over there.
把她扣起来。
Detain her.
莉莉，敬你。
Lily, to you.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
不。
No.
不。
No.
总是很愉快。
Always a pleasure.
不。
No.
不。
No.
放开
Get
我。
off me.
放开我。
Get off me.
放开
Get off
我。
me.
她比看起来要强壮。
She's stronger than she looks.
而且更狡猾。
And more deceitful.
欺骗。
Deceit.
是的。
Yes.
塔比莎，这在你的行当里可是非常熟悉的特质。
A very familiar trait in your line of work, Tabitha.
我在伦敦水族馆工作，水族馆，你这个笨蛋。
I work at London Aquarium, Aquarium, you fool.
是的。
Yes.
而且你让我们都以为你是在礼品店的收银台，给游客卖章鱼玩偶和那些标价五英镑五十便士的劣质记号笔。
And you had us all believing it was at the till in the gift shop charging visitors for octopus squishmallows and flimsy felt tip pens marked up to five pounds 50.
你怎么敢这样？
How dare you?
但你是个水族师，对吧？
But you are an aquarist, are you not?
所以你应该是格洛斯特郡大学水生科学一等学位的毕业生。
So you should be with your first class degree in aquatic science from the University of Gloucestershire.
离我远点。
Get away from me.
而那就是你寻找灵感的地方，塔比莎。
And that is where you looked for inspiration, Tabitha.
你观察了那种会模仿其他海洋生物来欺骗猎物的清洁鱼的特点。
You observed the attributes of the force cleaner fish that will mimic helpful sea creatures to their prey before killing them.
那种会变色来匹配猎物的暗色拟雀鲷。
The dusky dottyback that switches color to match what it hunts.
那种用像蠕虫一样的诱饵吸引目标，然后活吃它们的鮟鱇鱼。
The angler fish that present worm like goods to their target before eating them alive.
求你了。
Please.
求你了。
Please.
但是
But
没有一种需要用到小瓶子。
none require a vial.
不。
No.
不过，河豚就不一样了。
The puffer fish, however.
不。
No.
你从河豚身上提取了致命的河豚毒素，装进这个小瓶里，回到家，偷偷把它放进了安东尼的生日莫吉托里。
You extracted the lethal tetrodotoxin from the puffer fish into this vial, came home, and snuck it into Anthony's birthday mojito.
但他为什么成了你的猎物？
But why did he become your prey?
因为他疏忽大意，因为你爱这里的丹尼。
His neglectful ways, your love of Danny here.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
等一下。
Wait a second.
丹尼？
Danny?
嘘。
Shh.
你甚至怀了他的孩子，对吧？
You are even carrying his baby, are you not?
伙计们，你们是警察。
Lads, you're police officers.
别大惊小怪的。
Stop gasping.
你当时处境很艰难，塔比莎。
You were in a pinch, Tabitha.
进退两难，左右为难，前有狼后有虎。
A bind, a squeeze, a rock, and a hard place between the devil and the deep blue sea.
不。
No.
这就是必须付出的代价。
That is what it took.
你当时就是这么算计的，以为靠杀人就能脱身。
That was the calculation you made that you could murder your way out.
塔比莎，你得跟我们走。
Tabitha, you're coming with us.
谢谢雷斯垂德警探，也谢谢玛丽安娜在伦敦水族馆的卧底工作，还有约翰·华生，他破门而入，把罪犯按住了，最后还要谢谢你，塔比莎，上了我们的钩。
Thank you, DC Lestrade and to Mariana here for her work spying at the London Aquarium, to John Watson who broke down this door and held our criminal in place, and to you, Tabitha, for taking our bait.
哦，得了吧。
Oh, come on.
你这个混蛋。
You bastard.
你
You
你这个混蛋。
you bastard.
混蛋。
Bastard.
还有，Suika。
And, Suika.
天哪。
God.
还有
And
她走了。
off she goes.
我
I
简直不敢相信。
don't believe this.
我真的很爱她。
I really loved her.
好了，丹尼。
Okay, Danny.
没事的。
It's alright.
我真的很爱她，兄弟。
I really loved her, man.
天哪。
Jesus Christ.
哦，别哭了，丹尼。
Oh, don't cry, Danny.
天涯何处无芳草。
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
我叫约翰·华生医生，曾在英国陆军诺森伯兰燧发枪团服役。
My name is doctor John Watson, once of the British Army Northumberland Fusilia Regiment.
现在是一名驻伦敦市中心的真实犯罪播客主持人。
Now a true crime podcaster based in Central London.
我在犯罪学方面没什么经验，所以这主要是记录我如何遇见了我这辈子见过的最聪明也最古怪的人。
I don't have much experience in criminology, so this is mostly a record of how I met possibly the most brilliant and bizarre person I have ever and will ever know.
跟我一起记录夏洛克·福尔摩斯的冒险吧。
Join me as I document the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
塔比莎一直想当美人鱼。
Tabitha always wanted to be a mermaid.
她以前很开朗、外向，直到有一天变了。
She was fun, outgoing, until she wasn't.
对着镜头报上你的名字。
State your name for the camera.
我是约翰·华生医生。
I'm doctor John Watson.
一位女士报案说她丈夫死了。
Woman reporting her husband is dead.
我是伦敦的一名私家侦探。
I'm a private detective in London.
警方正在调查她的死因。
Police are investigating her death.
我们被叫来处理这个案子。
We were called into the case.
她热爱她在水族馆的工作。
She loved her work at the Aquarium.
然后我们就开始工作了。
And we got to work.
约翰，你对这起死亡事件怎么看？
And what did you think, John, about this death?
我觉得这事有点蹊跷。
I thought something smelled fishy.
玛丽波恩美人鱼，水族馆杀手。
Marlybone Mermaid, the Aquarium Killer.
今晚九点，只在《真实犯罪极限》播出。
Tonight at nine, only on True Crime Max.
是的。
Yes.
等等。
Wait.
夏洛克在哪里？
Where is Sherlock?
你在那里看到了吗？
You saw it there?
喂？
Hello?
不。
No.
不。
No.
预告片里？
In the trailer?
我知道我不在里面，因为采访的时候我不在，但为什么夏洛克也不在里面？
I know I'm not in it because I was away when they did the interviews, but why isn't Sherlock in it?
嗯，他们更注重叙事。
Well, they're they're narrative focused.
他们可能想要一个能真正提升案件故事性的视角，制造一种大片般的紧张感。
They probably wanted a perspective that could really lift the story of the case, provide a a sort of blockbuster tension.
我拒绝参与。
I refuse to participate.
那也是原因之一。
That too.
你不想出现在里面吗？
You didn't want to be in it?
不想。
No.
为什么不行？
Why not?
因为我觉得侦探把自己的方法公开出来是不负责任的。
Because I think it's irresponsible for a detective to reveal their methods.
你说的是魔术师吧？
You're thinking of magicians?
这是非常明显的逻辑。
It is an extremely obvious logic.
我为什么要展示给你们所有人看？
Why would I display it for you all to see?
你每周都在这么做。
You do it every week.
这节目叫《夏洛克和伙伴》播客，老兄。
It's called the Sherlock and Co podcast, mate.
不过，夏洛克，这对生意来说可能有点帮助。
It could have been a little helpful for business though, Sherlock.
你知道吗，
Did you know that
这正是我说的？
is exactly what I said?
我当时反驳了，现在也会继续反驳。
And I refuted it then, and I will continue to do so now.
这个预告片显然是在给你展示一种几乎完全人为制造的成功，我担心你真的被它迷住了。
This trailer is clearly offering you a form of almost entirely manufactured success that I fear you really are captured by.
人为制造的成功。
Manufactured success.
我们不是破案了吗？
We cracked the case, didn't we?
这个案子本来就很乱，线索零散，而且复杂。
The case was messy, disconnected and complex.
这个预告片却提供了一个简单的叙事和故事，到现在还在麻痹你的思维。
This trailer offers a simple narrative and story that even now is dulling your mind.
我不是要站队，但没人付我们钱。
I'm not taking sides, but nobody paid us.
我们花了无数个小时，甚至好几天，在那个案子上。
We put hours and hours, days, in fact, into that case.
也许不是为了报酬，但那是为了正义。
It may not have been for payment, but it was for justice.
正义可付不起你我的房租。
Justice doesn't pay your rent nor mine.
那我们就去找警察要钱。
Then we shall ask the police for money.
事情不是这么办的。
That's not how it works.
夏洛克，听我说，我明白。
Sherlock, look, I know.
好吗？
Okay?
我知道你觉得这有点丢面子。
I know you think it's undignified.
这可能会让我们暴露或者什么的，但不会有坏处的。
It's exposing us or whatever, but no bad will come from this.
只有好处。
Only good.
看到了吧？
See?
那会是什么呢？
What might that be?
会不会是那个案子？
Would it perhaps be the game?
老伙计？
Old chum?
巴丁顿的老朋友？
Old Buddington pal?
别，不好意思。
Stop pardon me.
我去开门。
I'll go answer.
哎呀，这游戏把自己打扮得花枝招展的，还来问候咱们的健康，老兄，是不是？
Well, the game has doled herself up to the nines and called upon our health, dear fellow, has she not?
别这么说话。
Stop speaking like that.
她现在需要帮忙，因为她正走着呢，而我们作为尽责的绅士，应该去满足她的需求。
She doth require assistance for she is afoot, and we, as dutiful gentlemen, shall partake in fulfilling her needs.
停
Stop
马上停下。
that right now.
哦，听到这个我很难过。
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
各位？
Guys?
这是
This is
特伦斯，亲爱的。
Terrence, darling.
我还没来得及告诉你我的名字呢。
I didn't even get my name out to you.
我对这件事真的压力山大。
I'm so bleeding stressed about this whole thing.
我向你发誓。
I swear to you.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
没事，没事。
That's that's okay.
很高兴认识你，特伦斯。
Good to meet you, Terrence.
我是约翰·华生医生，这位是夏洛克·福尔摩斯。
I'm doctor John Watson at Sherlock Holmes.
哦，天哪。
Oh, crikey.
看看你。
Look at you.
瘦得跟竹竿似的。
Stick thin.
活像个瘦小伙子，是吧。
Like a bloody lad post you, aye.
哦，我吗？
Oh, me?
当然。
Of course.
不。
No.
不是你，小伙子。
Not you, son.
是这位。
This fella.
你好，上面那位。
Hello, up there.
你自己也挺高的，特伦斯。
You are rather tall yourself, Terrence.
是的。
Yes.
我想是吧。
I suppose I am.
但是，先生，您去狩猎吧。
But do hunt, sir.
我在那儿总是弯着腰，孩子。
I'm ever so stooped there, boy.
过来。
Come here.
来抱一下，嗯。
Gets a hug, aye.
结果却是个破棚子，老兄。
Gets a bleeding hut, man.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
什么？
What?
特伦斯想要一个拥抱。
Terrence wants a hug.
我没看到他拥抱你们俩。
I didn't see him hug either of you two.
挺好的。
Just Fine.
哦，真不错。
Oh, lovely.
有个拥抱真好，是吧？
Nice to have a hug, is it?
哦，这就对了。
Oh, there we go.
好了。
Alright.
我是不是该在这儿坐下？
Shall I drop myself down here, shall I?
是的。
Yes.
特伦斯，你想喝杯茶吗？
Would you like a cup of tea, Terrence?
哦，上帝保佑你。
Oh, God bless you.
你怎么喝？
How do you take it?
这是个简单的问题。
It's a simple question.
加点牛奶，三块糖。
Splash of milk, three lumps.
这是个好习惯。
It is a good guilt.
我去泡茶。
I shall go and make it.
夏洛克，我能行。
Sherlock, I can do it.
你难道不想听听这个案子吗？
Do do you not wanna hear the case?
我相信你会告诉我的。
I'm sure you will fill me in.
哦，案子啊。
Oh, the case.
我都不想听到这个词。
I can't bear the words.
我竟然成了一个案子。
I have become a case.
一个犯罪统计数字。
A criminal statistical.
真可悲。
Pitiful.
真是太糟糕了，简直让人受不了。
How utterly bleeding dreadful.
所以
So
你想不想告诉我那个
do you do you wanna tell me the
抱歉，小伙子。
Sorry, lad.
去把我的脚晾出来。
Go and me feet out.
好的。
Yep.
让风吹吹它们，你知道的。
Let the elements get to them, you know.
它们可能会被冲走，对吧？
They could wash away, couldn't they?
当然。
Sure.
对。
Yep.
特伦斯，你这些肿块有没有去看过医生？
Have you been to a doctor, Terrence, regarding these growths you have?
还有你的背，那是严重的驼背。
And that, your your back, that's hyperkyphosis.
驼背。
Kyphosis.
医生？他们离病床有多近？
Doctors, who are close to the bed?
别跟我提医生这行当。
Don't get me started on doctors' life.
来，听我说，泰尔。
Come, listen to me, Tale.
好的，我们可以听。
Sure, we can listen.
我会一个人住一套公寓，就这样。
I'll live in a flat all by myself, like.
在哪里？
Where?
在哪里？
Where?
Sid Cup。
Sid Cup.
Sid Cup。
Sid Cup.
好的。
Okay.
很抱歉让你跑了这么远。
So sorry you've had to come so far.
是这样的，我在电视广告里看到你了。
Well, I saw you on the telly in that advert, you see.
当然，当然。
Look, of course, of course.
继续说，特伦斯。
Carry on, Terrence.
我年轻的时候做钻石生意，干了挺多年，也谈成了几笔买卖，我都把它们锁在保险柜里了，对吧？
I worked in me younger years in the diamond trade, like, scored myself a few deals over a lengthy career, and I kept them all in me safe, didn't I?
值好几千好几千呢。
Worth thousands and thousands.
怎么了，朋友？
What, pal?
这些小东西闪闪发光，亮得不得了。
It's sparkling away like nobody's business, these little things.
总之，昨晚我所有的窗户都关着。
Anyway, all me windows are shut last night.
还有我的门。
And me doors.
天哪，我听到一个声音。
Boy, I hear a noise.
给你，特伦斯。
Here you go, Terrence.
哦，谢谢，高个子。
Oh, thanks, lanky fella.
谢了，达西。
Cheers, Darcey.
我刚才在说，谢尔顿。
I was just saying, Shelton.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
夏洛克，不好意思。
Sherlock, excuse me.
夜里，我听到这个声音，就尽量从床上爬起来，以我现在的身体状况，晚上能爬多快就爬多快。
In the night, hear this noise and spring out of bed as best I can at my own, in my condition at night.
走进客厅，窗户那儿就有一个鬼影出现在我面前。
Head into me lounge and there before me is this ghostly apparition at the window.
一个鬼影。
A ghostly apparition.
没错。
That's right.
一个鬼影。
A ghostly apparition.
那这个鬼影做了什么，特伦斯？
And what did this ghostly apparition do, Terrence?
它向我招手。
It beckoned me.
招手？
Beckoned?
真的吗？
Did it indeed?
它示意我到窗户边。
Beckoned me to the window light.
然后，
And with
隔着玻璃窗，它问我保险箱的密码，说要把珠宝卖给魔鬼。
the glass pane betwixt us, it asked for the number of my safe to sell the jewels to the devil.
卖给魔鬼？
To the devil?
因为你看，这个
Because you see, this
鬼影，它，嗯，我说它，我觉得它的性别不确定，就像他们说的，我母亲，我亲爱的母亲的灵魂被路西法本人扣住了。
ghostly apparition, he well, I say he, I believe sex was indeterminate like They said that the spirit of my mother, my beloved mother, was being held by Lucifer himself.
我可以用那件外套来释放她，给她希望。
And I could free her with the coat to miss hope.
抱歉。
Sorry.
你喝酒了吗？
Had you been drinking?
你背部有在吃药吗？
Do you take any medication for your back?
我把密码给了它，医生，然后砰的一声。
I gave the code, doctor, and whack.
我头上撞了个大包，晕了过去，醒来时钻石就不见了。
I got this awful bump on me head out for the count, then I came to and me diamonds were gone.
那么，知道我保险箱里有这些钻石的，只有楼上的老处女艾格尼丝、看门人，还有护士巴格特。
Now then, the only people that knew of these diamonds in me safe were Agnes the Spinster upstairs above me, look at the doorman and nurse Baggott.
我们每周去两次，周二和周五早上。
We would visit twice a week, Tuesday and Friday mornings.
问题是，特伦斯，我不太确定我们能不能接这样的案子。
The thing is, Terrence, I'm not entirely sure if we can take a case like this.
我们当然可以考虑一下。
We can definitely think about it.
哦，对。
Oh, yeah.
百分之百。
A 100%.
我们可以考虑一下，然后给你答复。
We can have a think and get back to you.
既然他们到了那里，你看。
Since they get there, look.
你看看她。
Look at her.
是的。
Yes.
我在想。
I am thinking.
卢卡当时应该在他的安保岗位上，摄像头应该拍到他了，所以不是他。
Luca would have been on camera at his security position, so it's not him.
摄像头有问题。
Camera was dodgy.
什么时候开始的？
Since when?
就是昨晚。
Just last night.
可疑。
Suspicious.
但卢卡不太可能知道你和你母亲的关系。
But Luka was unlikely to know of your attachment to your mother.
确实。
True.
老处女艾格尼丝。
Agnes the Spinster.
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她确实会这么做。
She would have done.
你跟她说了心里话。
You confide in her.
先生，您怎么知道得这么清楚？
How do you know this exactly, sir?
因为你今天早上在她公寓里。
Because you were in her flat this morning.
你外套上有几根长长的白头发，还有拥抱留下的气味——复古的粉香、橡苔和焚香。
Long white hairs on your coat, the smell from that hug, vintage powdery notes, oakmoss, incense.
哦，真厉害。
Oh, very good.
而且我看她还会织毛衣。
And she knits, I see.
真是个火爆的僵尸人物。
Fiery zombie person.
这观察真没意思。
What a trivial observation.
但有一股味道，特伦斯。
But there is a whiff, Terrence.
什么味道，福尔摩斯先生？
Of what, mister Holmes?
告诉我是什么，先生。
Tell me of what, sir.
你呼吸里有阿片类止痛药的味道。
Upon your breath, of an opioid pain reliever.
我不吃那种药，先生。
I don't take such drugs, sir.
我真的不吃。
I do not.
是别人给你下的药，特伦斯。
They were administered to you, Terrence.
我什么都没吃也没喝，因为我身体不舒服，你明白的，福尔摩斯先生。
I didn't drink or eat a thing for I am unwell, you see, mister Holmes.
我病得很重。
So terribly unwell.
你的手这里，有一个小小的针孔痕迹。
Your hand here, a tiny puncture mark.
药物是从这里注射进去的。
The drug was inserted here.
你只是呼出了它的残留物。
You are merely breathing out its residue.
哎呀，真是见鬼了。
Well, bugger me.
你手上的这些凹痕是钥匙留下的，你被困在大厅里了。
The indentations on your hand here from a key, you were stuck in the lobby.
卢卡不见了。
Luca was nowhere to be seen.
但你为什么要在周二早上离开，而巴格肖特护士那天要来探望你呢？
But why would you leave on a Tuesday morning when Nurse Bagshot is due to visit you?
她没有来，福尔摩斯先生。
She didn't arrive, mister Holmes.
她没有来，卢卡也不在，因为他们俩合谋偷了你的钻石，然后逃之夭夭了，特伦斯。
She did not arrive and Luca was not present because they worked together to steal your diamonds and now they have scarpered Terrence.
逃之夭夭？
Scarpered?
不。
No.
哦，他们怎么能这样？
Oh, how could they?
巴格肖特给你下了药，还假装看到了幻象，因为她知道你对母亲的依恋和愧疚。
Bagshot drugged you and feigned the apparition as she knew of your motherly attachment and guilt.
卢卡关掉了摄像头，打开了保险箱。
Luca disabled the cameras and opened the safe.
这样有帮助吗，特伦斯？
Does that help, Terrence?
够好了，
Good enough,
我想是吧。
I suppose.
太好了。
Wonderful.
喝你的茶吧。
Drink your tea.
等一会儿。
In a bit.
喝你的茶，特伦斯。
Drink your tea, Terrence.
我还是觉得有点难以接受。
I'm still feeling a bit overwhelmed by that.
把茶喝了。
Drink the tea.
好吧。
Fine.
抱歉。
Sorry.
什么？嘘。
What Shh.
我做不到。
I can't do it.
天哪。
God.
糖呢。
The sugar.
哪个白痴干的。
What idiot.
迈克罗夫特？
Mycroft?
什么？
What?
真恶心。
Disgusting.
这伪装太拙劣了。
A pathetic disguise.
你想要什么？
What do you want?
来吧。
Come on.
特伦斯，那个受委屈的老人。
Terrence, the wronged elderly man.
艾格尼丝，那个老处女。
Agnes, the spinster.
抱歉，但艾格尼丝这个角色完全没用。
I'm sorry, but Agnes was an utterly useless character.
你太错了，太狭隘了。
So wrong, so narrow minded.
抱歉。
Sorry.
我能问一下到底发生了什么吗？
Can I just what is going on?
这场表演拖得比我预想的要久。
This performance has taken longer than I intended.
来。
Come.
去哪儿？
Where?
俱乐部在等着呢。
The club awaits.
你，你就这样去吗？
Are you, are you gonna go like that?
啊。
Ah.
是的。
Yes.
给我一个小时，
Give me an hour to
卸掉假体和服装。
remove the prosthetics and garb.
天哪。
For goodness sake.
机上有50名乘客。
50 passengers on board.
英国和俄罗斯之间的大博弈，战略较量。
The Great Gay, strategic struggle between Britain and Russia.
我们评估首相，高度确信是俄罗斯干的。
We assess a prime minister with high confidence it was Russian.
追究俄罗斯的责任就是第三次世界大战。
Holding the Russians accountable is World War three.
击落了一架载有350人的英国客机。
Down a British passenger jet containing 350 people.
克里姆林宫的那个人在玩把戏，亚历克斯。
Man in the Kremlin is playing, Alex.
你得问问自己。
You've got to ask yourself.
你想玩还是不想玩？
You want to play or not?
你是首相。
You're the prime minister.
你什么都没做。
You've done nothing.
你准备好了吗？
Are you prepared for
要来了吗？
coming?
我们会
We would
需要了解政策背景。
need to understand the policy context.
所有相关的背景信息今天都会整理成
All the relevant context will be structured as
一个
a
框架，然后下达到作战命令或补充命令中。
framework today and disseminated into an operation order or Frago.
一个补充命令，说要杀死俄罗斯总统？
A Frago that says to kill the president of Russia?
是的。
Yes.
Goalhanger 的新节目。
New from Goalhanger.
谁能够
Who is going
完成这件事？
to be able pull this off?
你是我的士兵。
You're my soldier.
你是汤姆·麦克达夫·达菲中士吗？
Are you sergeant Tom McDuff Duffy.
一段独一无二的音频剧之旅。
An audio drama journey like no other.
像达菲这样的人，是我们最宝贵的武器。
Men like Duffy, they are our most valuable weapons.
这是一部技术严谨的地缘政治动作惊悚剧。
Devised as a technically rigorous geopolitical action thriller.
有两个关系紧密的友好国王。
Have two tight friendly kings.
英国打出了它最强的一张牌，他是最棒的。
Britain plays its strongest hand He's the best.
对抗它最强的敌人。
Against its strongest foe.
别这么做，王子。
Don't do it, the prince.
《猎熊》。
Bear Hunt.
现在就可以在您收听播客的任何平台收听。
Available now wherever you get your podcasts.
迪奥金尼斯俱乐部成立于1893年。
The Diogenes Club was founded in 1893.
它的最初成员会完全沉默地坐着，以逃避维多利亚时代伦敦的喧嚣和纷扰。
Its original members would sit in total silence in order to escape the noise and discord of Victoria London.
嘿。
Hey.
你好啊。
Hello there.
我们在做什么？
What are we doing?
我们在等一个被宠坏、肌肉发达、虚荣又自恋的家伙。
We are waiting for an overpampered, excessively muscular, vein, self involved oath.
迈克罗夫特，你在等迈克罗夫特？
Mycroft, you're waiting for Mycroft?
是的。
Yes.
好的。
Okay.
那我们为什么不直接进去呢？
So why don't we just go in there?
我能透过玻璃看到他。
I can see him through the glass.
因为他在冥想。
Because he's meditating.
在我看来，他像是在周二早上喝酒。
Well, it looks to me like he's having a drink on a Tuesday morning.
那你激活了你的会员资格吗？
You activated your membership then?
嗯，是迈克罗夫特给我的，不用的话就浪费了。
Well, mean, Mycroft gave it to me, so it'd be a waste not to use it.
那你用了吗？
And do you use it?
我来过一次，用了那个蒸汽淋浴的东西。
I came here once with the steam shower thing.
是的，我记得。
Yes, I remember.
你把你那金毛犬的气质换成了十足的贵宾犬风格。
You substituted your golden retriever aesthetic for something positively poodlish.
我觉得是那种加湿护发素，有点像烫了卷发。
I think it was a humidity conditioner that sort of permed
我的头发。
my hair.
你现在肯定能更常来这个地方了，对吧？
You could certainly frequent this place much more often now, couldn't you?
我能吗？
Could I?
凭你的名人身份。
With your celebrity status.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
说实话，约翰，我挺惊讶的，你现在居然没被那些狂热的粉丝追着跑。
I'm astonished actually, John, that you are not being hounded by adoring fans as we speak.
那是在一个叫《真实犯罪极限》的频道上播的，哥们。
It was on a channel called True Crime Max, mate.
我说的就是这个意思。
Exactly my point.
这根本不
It is not
值得费那个心思。
worth the expenditure of spirit.
费心……夏洛克，我能跟你说句话吗？
Expendit Sherlock, can I just have a word?
终于开口了。
Finally.
顺便说一句，我从一开始就知道那是河豚毒素。
I knew it was tetrodotoxin from the very beginning, by the way.
不，你没有。
No, you didn't.
不，我确实有。
Yes, I did.
你没有吗？
You didn't?
我有。
I did.
那你为什么不告诉我？
Then why didn't you tell me?
你希望我告诉你吗？
Would you have wanted me to?
不希望。
No.
那就对了。
Well, there you go.
我这是在做一个好哥哥的样子。
I was being a kindly older brother.
约翰，亲爱的，我能抱抱你吗？
John, darling, may I squeeze you?
你
You
感觉到了吗？
Feel that?
嗯。
Yep.
催产素
Oxytocin
从下丘脑分泌的。
from the hypothalamus.
你还记得第一次见到雪莉宝贝的时候吧。
You'll recall that from when you first met Shirley Pooh.
你比我上次见你的时候闻起来好多了。
You you smell better than when I last saw you.
催产素。
Oxytocin.
当然，它对分娩和哺乳至关重要。
Vital for childbirth and breastfeeding, of course.
我刚吃过饭。
I've just eaten.
如果母乳在……
If breast milk is on
准备好应对不愉快的事情。
up for unpretty stuff.
但在这种情况下，一个……
But in this instance, a
社会纽带，建立信任和依恋的感觉。
social bonding, building feelings of trust and attachment
不止是平等。
beyond equal.
但把他放下。
But put him down.
他是我的。
He's mine.
哦，你真不会分享。
Oh, you're bad at sharing.
我确实不会分享。
I'm bad at sharing.
你什么时候让我玩过飞行苏格兰人？
When did you ever let me play with the flying Scotsman?
那可不是用来玩的。
It was not to be played with.
怎么
How
那个拥抱是给你的，约翰？
was that hug for you, John?
你觉得可怜的泰伦斯怎么样？
What did you think of poor Terrence?
不错。
Good.
一个有趣的案例。
An interesting case.
是的。
Yes.
保持头脑清醒，为接下来的任务做好准备是好事。
Good to keep your minds fresh for the tasks ahead.
不过，很遗憾，我还是要请求你们不要再出现在纪录片里了。
I do regretfully, however, ask that you make no more documentary appearances.
我正是这么想的。
My thoughts exactly.
抱歉。
Sorry.
等等。
Wait.
等一下。
Hold on.
今晚可能不会播出。
It may not make it to air this evening.
可能不会？
It may not?
不。
No.
谁在做这个决定？
Who's making this decision?
英国政府。
The British state.
约翰，你没必要感到内疚。
You needn't feel guilty, John.
是的，你
Yes, you
应该感到内疚。
should.
尴尬，是的。
Embarrassment, yes.
但内疚和羞愧呢？
But guilt and shame?
不，内德。
No, Ned.
来来来，快过来。
Come, come, come, come.
这边来，我们得商量点事。
This way, we must discuss something.
非得这样吗？
Must we?
我有好消息。
I have good news.
实际上，有两个好消息。
Two pieces of good news, in fact.
第一个，就是这个。
The first, this.
尝尝看。
Taste it.
现在还是大清早
It's quite early in the morning
而且，尝尝。
and Taste.
好吧。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
非常不错。
It's very nice.
麦卡伦三十年雪莉橡木桶珍藏版回来了。
The Macallan thirty year Sherry Oak Barreled Reserve is back.
太好了。
Great.
是的。
Yes.
好喝。
Delicious.
第二个好消息。
Second piece of good news.
别那样做。
Don't do that.
你就告诉我东西在哪儿吧。
Just tell me where it is.
你这是在破坏好消息的气氛。
You're ruining the good news.
我已经猜到好消息是什么了。
I can already discern what the good news is.
你只猜到了大概，细节你根本摸不着边。
You have its gist that the details are far beyond your reach.
所以闭嘴，好好听着。
So shut up and listen.
抱歉。
Sorry.
你怎么可能猜到这儿有什么？
How can you tell the gist of anything here?
他有个案子要交给我们。
He has a case for us.
是新鲜的。
It's fresh.
有多新鲜？
How fresh?
我估计不到十二个小时。
Less than twelve hours, I'd say.
别说了。
Stop it.
你有案子，却打扮成特伦斯的样子，还编了一堆角色。
You have a case, yet you showed up in fancy dress as Terence and invented a bunch of characters.
那是为了给你们热身，亲爱的朋友们。
That was to warm you up, dear chaps.
根据我之前看到的和现在看到的，你一直在坐地铁。
Observing what I did earlier and what I see now, you've been on the tube.
你以特伦斯的身份脱鞋是有原因的。
You removed your shoes as Terence for good reason.
它们当时很脏。
They were dirty.
石灰石的划痕对特伦斯来说不太合适。
Scuffs of limestone didn't quite work for Terence.
所以你不只是坐过地铁车厢，实际上你还去过轨道边。
So not only have you been in a tube carriage, but you have in fact been trackside.
你用了抗菌洗手液，这对你这种有皮肤洁癖的人来说非常罕见。
You've used an antibacterial hand wash, exceptionally rare for a man with your dermatological obsessions.
所以是有人卧轨了。
So it's a body on the line.
奥尔德盖特站关闭了，这是重点。
Oldgate Station is closed, high note.
我现在就过去。
I'll head over there now.
见到你总是很高兴，大哥。
Always lovely to see you, big brother.
干得漂亮。
Well done.
你完全搞砸了。
You completely ruined it.
我倒觉得挺解气的。
I found it rather satisfying.
非常感谢。
Thank you very much.
今天早上赢了两场，轻松得很。
Two very easy wins this morning.
谢谢。
Thank you.
夏洛克二比零，迈克罗夫特和特伦斯零分。
Sherlock two, Mycroft and Terrence nil.
没有我，你根本到不了现场。
You can't get to site without me.
我肯定能找到办法的。
I'm sure I'd find a way.
我向你保证，你找不到的。
I assure you, you won't.
哦，亲爱的哥哥，你不明白。
Oh dear brother, you don't see.
警察就像我手里的这个青柠。
The police are like this very lime in my hand.
要榨出我想要的汁，我只需要轻轻一挤。
To extract the juice I desire, I simply give them a little squeeze.
啊，糟糕。
Ah, bugger.
我的眼睛。
My eye
警察不会全力参与这个案子，至少不会全员出动。
The police are not attending this case, in full force at least.
什么？
What?
我们在处理。
We're handling it.
我们是谁？
Who's we?
现在，你麦克风就在那儿，我为什么要回答这种问题？
Now, why would I answer a question like that with your microphone right there?
你今天做了那么多事，为什么偏偏要做这一件？
Why would you do half the things you've done today?
那就是国家安全了。
National security then.
对。
Yes.
来，喷一下这个碱性面部喷雾，它会到达你的泪腺。
Here, spray this alkaline face mist and it'll reach your tear ducts.
我可不要什么碱性面部喷雾。
I do not want an alkaline face mist.
那你到底需要我们做什么？
So, what do you want us for exactly?
他卡住了。
He's stuck.
他没卡住。
He's not stuck.
他很忙。
He's busy.
就像你在米科诺斯忙那样。
In the same way you were busy in Mykonos.
我当时是
I was
在米科诺斯忙。
busy in Mykonos.
忙着被案子难住呢。
Busy with being stumped by the case.
我想要点柠檬来配
I want some lemon to go
你那句话，你这个混蛋。
with that line, you bastard.
滚开。
Get off.
那是我的话题。
That's my subject.
拍你自己的照片吧。
Taking a of yourself.
这条领带是和平王子送的礼物。
This tie was a gift from the prince of peace.
拜托了。
Please.
哦，你刚才说对。
Oh, you just Yeah.
把案子给我们吧。
Give us the case.
你说得对。
You're right.
好吗？
Okay?
你说得对。
You're right.
一具尸体。
A body.
或者被派驻。
Or get stationed.
你真是个难搞的人。
You really are such a difficult person.
不。
No.
你真是个难缠的人，让我这个非常成功的人不得不去问这个粗鲁、瘦高的人关于那个人的事，真是烦人。
You are a difficult person and it bothers this very successful person that I have to ask this boorish, lanky person about this person.
奥尔德盖特的那个人是谁？
Who is the person at Aldgate?
问题不在于那个人本身。
It is not the person of this person that is a concern.
问题在于那个人身上发现了什么。
It is what was found on that person.
那个人身上有什么？
What was on the person of this person?
我们能不能
Can we
去看看尸体，行不行？
go and see the body or not?
这里是控制室。
This is the control room.
东行的都市线列车因为我们的那位朋友而暂停运行了。
Eastbound Metropolitan Line trains are suspended due to our friend.
西行的阿帕奇环线还在运行，你可以看到那些列车显示在那里。
Westbound Apache Circle Line is running and you can see the trains denoted there.
然后我们有一大堆
Then we have a vast array of
摄像头。
cameras.
我能试个东西吗？
Can I just try something?
当然可以，约翰小子。
Of course, John boy.
女士们先生们，这是汉默史密斯城市线服务。
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Hammersmith in City Line service.
大都会线。
Metropolitan.
糟糕。
Shit.
大都会线。
Metropolitan.
抱歉。
Sorry.
约翰，能请你别这样吗？
Can we please, John?
请往车厢里面走。
Move right down into the carriage.
你，往车厢里面走。
You, move down into the carriage.
哥们，你照样可以看手机。
You can still look at your phone, mate.
谢谢。
Thank you.
这趟列车现在准备出发了。
Like, this train is now ready to depart.
请注意关门。
Mind the closing doors.
请注意关门。
Mind the closing doors.
在您收听播客的任何地方收听《Sherlock and Co》，并注意关门。
Listen to Sherlock and Co wherever you get your podcasts, and mind the closing doors.
这太棒了。
This is great.
这难道不棒吗？
Isn't this great?
并不觉得。
Not really.
约翰，你能把麦克风放下吗？
Could you put the microphone down, John?
这个问题我已经问了他三年了。
I've been asking him that for three years.
是的。
Yes.
很好。
Very good.
真搞笑。
Hilarious.
现在，我们需要走的路线是这扇门。
Now, the route we need to take this door here.
紧急楼梯。
Emergency stairs.
直接通向一个服务舱口。
Takes us right down to a service hatch.
这样我们就能到轨道上了。
That'll take us onto the track.
你先请，亲爱的弟弟。
After you, dear brother.
哦，我得先拿杯咖啡。
Oh, I just need to grab a coffee first.
稍等一下。
Two ticks.
好吧，这算是咖啡因上瘾吧？
Well, is a caffeine addiction, isn't it?
连去犯罪现场都离不开咖啡。
You can't even head to a crime scene without one.
哦，这杯不是给他喝的。
Oh, it won't be for him.
你怎么知道的？
How'd you know that?
地铁站里普通咖啡店买的咖啡。
Coffee from a conventional outlet outlet in a tube station.
他连想都不会想。
He'd never even dream of it.
那这咖啡是给谁买的？
So who's the coffee for?
还有
And
然后我说，这个问题我问了他三年了。
then I said, I've been asking him that for three years.
我当时在场。
I was there.
你为什么要把这件事讲给我和麦考夫听？
Why are you retelling the anecdote to me and Mycroft?
因为那确实挺精彩的。
Because it was rather brilliant.
约翰，我稍微把你挪过去一点。
I'm just going to scoot you over a little bit, John.
好了。
There we go.
为什么？
Why?
哦，因为你会死，可能夏洛克也会死。
Oh, because you'll die and possibly Sherlock too.
我？
Me?
你这是在做什么计算？
What sort of calculation are you making there?
我觉得一旦触电开始，你会本能地想去救他，然后你也会丧命。
I feel you'd instinctually try to save him once the electrocution took hold and you'd then perish.
我可没什么傻乎乎的本能。
No silly instincts from me.
不。
No.
谢谢。
Thank you.
抱歉。
Sorry.
抱歉。
Sorry.
这条线是带电的。
This line is electrified.
是的。
Yes.
天哪，这光。
Christ the light.
这咖啡真难喝。
This coffee stinks.
你把哥伦比亚咖啡豆烤焦了，那还有什么意义呢？
You burned Colombian beans, there really is no point, is there?
哇。
Woah.
哇。
Woah.
夏洛克，听听他刚才说的那些话。
Sherlock, listen to what he said off the lines.
唯一带电的线就是这一条。
The only line that is live is this one here.
那是导电轨。
That is the conductor rail.
那我们得走一段路了。
So we have some walking to do then.
确实如此。
We do indeed.
你怎么知道的？
How'd you know that?
因为如果电源还没切断，那我们就还没到案发现场。
Because if the power isn't yet isolated, then we are not yet at the crime scene.
对吧，大哥？
Would that be right, big brother?
没错，小弟。
It would, little one.
沿着这边走大概一百码。
Couple 100 yards up this way.
注意左边。
Keeps the left mind.
那右边会发生什么？
Boy, what happens on the right?
天哪。
Jesus Christ.
伦敦那边出事了，华生医生。
London happens, doctor Watson.
伦敦。
London.
所以我就说，这个问题我已经问了他三年了。
So then I said, I've been asking him that for three years.
别说了。
Just stop.
说得好。
Good one.
来杯咖啡吗？
Coffee?
给你，莉莉丝。
Here you go, Lilith.
别，别做任何事。
Don't Not doing anything.
就是给我亲爱的表妹送杯咖啡。
Just bringing my dear baby cousin a coffee.
我不是莉莉丝。
It's not Lilith.
这个嘛，我们可没法确定。
Well, we can't be sure of that.
你是被收养的。
You're adopted.
我不是被收养的。
I'm not adopted.
不，你就是。
Yes, you are.
不，我不是。
No, I'm not.
不，你就是。
Yes, you are.
我办过领养手续吗？
Did I go through the adoption procedure?
我办过吗？
Did I?
有人说过我愿意把孩子送人领养吗？
Did anyone say I would like to put my child up for adoption?
没有。
No.
好吧。
Fine.
如果你要这么无礼，那我就要把这杯苦得要命的咖啡送人领养了。
If you're going to be rude, then I'm putting this terribly bitter coffee up for adoption.
有人想要这杯咖啡吗？
Would anyone like this coffee?
给我就行了。
Just give me give it.
谢谢。
Thank you.
其他警官都在盯着看，他们当然该看，这家庭闹剧也太离谱了。
The other officers are staring, as they should be, at this bloody weird family drama.
那我们能不能
So can we
对，就这样。
just Yeah.
这边。
Over here.
他在这儿。
Here he is.
有意思。
Interesting.
我以为你会注意到他的一些特别之处。
Thought you'd notice a thing or two about him.
你来得可真够慢的，迈克罗夫特。
You took your time, Mycroft.
我得让这些警察保持警觉。
I had to keep these jets fresh.
让他们动动脑子。
Get their minds working.
还是说你就跟你弟弟一样，喜欢嘲笑伦敦警察厅？
Or you like mocking the Met just as much as your brother does.
哦，哇。
Oh, wow.
好吧。
Okay.
嗯，他身体扭曲得挺厉害的。
Well, he's got some major contortions.
不过血倒是不多。
Not a great deal of blood though.
那就不太可能是被火车撞的。
Unlikely struck by a train then.
对，确实。
Yeah, true.
如果他碰到了带电的轨道，那就能解释他身体扭曲的程度了。
If he caught the live rail, that could explain some degree of contortion.
这里肩膀脱臼了。
Shoulder is popped out here.
膝盖骨也脱臼了。
Kneecap is too.
哎哟。
Ouch.
脚踝骨折，
Broken ankles,
约翰。
John.
我们
We
没有任何摄像头拍到他从隧道两端或任何车站、站台进入隧道。
have no cameras that spot him entering the tunnel at either end or at any station or platform.
所以他是凭空出现在这里的？
So he just appeared here?
维修通道呢？
Service hatch?
没有。
No.
没有任何一个摄像头拍到他在到达这里之前的过程，直到他接触到带电轨道。
Not a single camera catches him on his adventure to this point, where he comes into contact with the live rail.
没有。
No.
那不可能。
It wouldn't.
不会吗？
It wouldn't?
哎呀，亲爱的迈克罗夫特·福尔摩斯。
Oh, dear, Mycroft Holmes.
真让人失望。
How disappointing.
如果你看不出来，那也没关系。
If you don't see it, that's fine.
我可以帮你。
I can help you.
我看出来了。
I see it.
不，你没有。
No, you don't.
这个位置没有脚印。
There's no footprints to this position.
你本来可以走在枕木上的。
You could have walked on the rails of sleepers.
说得对，莱斯特雷德小姐。
Good point, miss Lestrade.
就这些吗，迈克罗夫特？
Is that it, Mycroft?
没有别的了？
Nothing else?
哎呀。
Deary me.
软底鞋。
Moccasins.
是的。
Yes.
你查过它们了吗？
Have you looked them up?
我查过那家伙的软皮鞋了吗？
Have I looked up the chap's moccasins?
没有。
No.
我还没查。
I have not.
我早上忙着处理其他事情。
I've had a very busy morning with other matters.
比如特伦斯那个角色。
Like the role of Terrence.
特伦斯是谁？
Who's Terrence?
快点，小家伙。
Chop chop, little one.
让我们听听吧。
Let's hear it.
记忆棉的莫卡辛拖鞋。
Memory foam moccasin slippers.
尼克，你挺厉害的，你不觉得吗？沿着地铁线走。
You're rather good Nick, wouldn't you say, for wandering down a tube line?
是的。
Yes.
而且他洗过澡了。
And he's showered.
头发还是湿的。
Hair is still wet.
我甚至能看到上面还有护发素。
I can even see some conditioner in it here.
这证明他不仅没有走过这条隧道，甚至根本没打算出门。
Proof not only did he not walk down this tunnel, but he didn't even intend to leave his house.
他早就热化了。
He would have melted.
那是什么？
What was that?
拖鞋，如果他碰到带电的轨道，不会有气味。
The slippers, if he touched the live rail, there's no smell.
触电会像烧焦的角质，像烧焦的头发味。
No electrocution would be like a burned keratin, like a burned hair smell.
继续。
Keep going.
嗯，触电会导致非常严重的肌肉收缩。
Well, so electrocution can cause very severe muscle contraction.
很容易让肩膀脱臼，膝盖骨也会脱出，但没有其他迹象。
It'll pop your shoulder out easy, pop your kneecaps out too, but there's no other signs.
只有一只拳头紧握，面部肌肉都松弛，脚踝因撞击而断裂。
Only one fist is clenched, facial muscles are all limp, ankles are broken from an impact.
他不是被电死的。
He wasn't electrocuted.
太棒了，瓦西。
Excellent, Wassie.
如果他是被火车撞的，那肯定会有血。
If he was struck by a train, there'd be blood.
骨头会碎掉，而且会错位。
Bones would be shattered and misplaced.
从司机到乘客，所有目击者都会看到、感觉到。
Witnesses all the way from the driver to the passengers would have seen it, felt it.
控制室会一直监控这类事情。
The control room monitor this sort of thing constantly.
光靠传感器就能检测到。
Sensors alone would have caught it.
隧道里的障碍物标记会发出信号。
Obstruction markers in the tunnel would send a signal.
所以既不是触电，也不是被火车撞的？
So not electrocuted, not hit by a train?
而且从情况来看，他根本没打算出门，更别说来这里了。
And from the looks of it, not ever intending to be out of the house, let alone Here.
我觉得好戏可能就要开场了，兄弟。
I think the game might be afoot, brother.
是的。
Yes.
我也觉得有可能。
I think it might.
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