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好的。
Alright.
那个 cardboard box。
The cardboard box.
那个 cardboard box。
The Cardboard Box.
好的。
Okay.
开场白。
Intro read.
哦。
Oh.
嘿，大家好。
Hey there.
这是大家最喜欢的退役军医，后来成了私家调查员，算是自由职业者吧。
It's everybody's favorite discharged military doctor turned private sort of freelancer for investigative purposes.
就是我。
Me.
那个……
That...
那，那是我。
That's that's me.
对。
Yep.
嗨。
Hi.
欢迎。
Welcome.
系好安全带。
Strap in.
这就是《纸箱冒险记》。
This is the adventure of the cardboard box.
我之后会想个更好的标题，然后改掉这个开头，但现在嘛……
I'll I'll think of a better title later and and change this opening, but it's...
只是在剪辑的时候，如果我在开头加些废话会更容易。
It's just easier in the edit if I just add this waffle at the start.
废话，废话，废话。
Waffle, waffle, waffle.
巴拉巴拉巴拉。
Blah, blah, blah.
大概需要四十秒这样的内容。
Need need about forty seconds of it.
所以，巴拉巴拉。
So blah, blah.
里面有血、内脏、人体残骸和死亡。
Contains blood and guts and human remains and death.
巴拉巴拉。
Blah blah.
太好了。
Lovely.
这个长度应该差不多了。
That should be about the right length.
然后我会加个提醒，等会儿想好更好的标题再回来改这段。
Then I'll just put a reminder to redo this bit later when I can think of a better tight.
为什么还在录？
Why is that still recording?
别录了，你这个笨蛋。
Stop recording your knob.
别录了，停。
Stop record Stop.
我只是……
I'm I'm just...
这是我替他道歉。
You know, this is me apologizing on his behalf.
马特？
Matt?
没事的，真的，约翰。
It's fine, honest, John.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
这这真的不行。
It's it's not fine.
他最近有点，怎么说呢，情绪低落。
He's a little, I don't know, down in the dumps at the moment.
他做事不像平时那样考虑周全了。
He's not thinking things through like he usually do.
别担心了，真的。
Don't worry about it, honestly.
就是些啤酒垫，哥们。
It's just beer mats, mate.
哦，
Oh,
我以为他把水果机弄坏了。
I thought he broke the fruit machine.
他到底对啤酒垫做了什么，马特？
What what did he do to the beer mats, Matt?
他加了一些他觉得缺少的标点符号什么的。
Added some punctuation that he thought was missing or something.
我不知道。
I don't know.
太好了。
Great.
太好了。
Great.
好的。
Okay.
好吧，再次抱歉。
Well, sorry again.
各位，新年快乐。
Happy New Year's, folks.
给大家提个醒，接下来的冒险。
Little little heads up for this adventure.
夏洛克在社交方面有点欠缺。
Sherlock is a little lacking in the socialization department.
这么说吧。
Put put it that way.
圣诞节可能刺激过头了。
May be a little too much stimulation over Christmas.
谁知道呢？
Who knows?
你可能会遇到一点冷漠。
You might be privy to a wee bit of callousness.
他绝不是怪物。
He's he's not a monster by any means.
只是，对。
Just, yeah.
我记得他有一次称之为“未校准”。
Uncalibrated, I believe he called it once.
音乐怎么了？
What's happened to the music?
谁干的？
Who's done that?
我。
Me.
恐怕太吵了。
Too loud, I'm afraid.
我不得不把音量调低，因为马特这家伙靠不住。
I've had to pare to the speaker as Matt here can't be trusted.
这到底是什么鬼？
What the hell is this?
肖邦的夜曲。
Nocturne by Chopin.
不客气。
You're welcome.
看到了吧？
See?
你看。
Look.
客人们都站起来跳舞了。
The patrons are up and dancing.
要走了。
Leaving.
那是他们离开了。
That's that's them leaving.
不。
No.
他们不是沃森。
They're not Watson.
别傻了。
Don't be stupid.
啊，对。
Ah, yes.
他们是。
They are.
我叫约翰·沃森医生。
My name is doctor John Watson.
曾是英国陆军诺森伯兰燧发枪团的一员。
Once of the British Army Northumberland Fusilia Regiment.
现在是伦敦市中心的一名真实犯罪播客主持人。
Now a true crime podcaster based in Central London.
我在犯罪学方面经验不多，所以这主要是记录我如何遇到了我见过、也将认识的最杰出又最古怪的人。
I don't have much experience in criminology, so this is mostly a record of how I met possibly the most brilliant and bizarre person I have ever and will ever know.
跟我一起记录夏洛克·福尔摩斯的冒险吧。
Join me as I document the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
我觉得哈德森太太
I think Mrs.
可能是对的。
Hudson may have been right.
关于十六号下午三点左右，她说你和我很合得来。
Right about On the sixteenth, at around 3PM, she said you and I have a rapport.
什么？
Sorry?
她当时在和一位客户说话，提到夏洛克和约翰关系很默契。
She was speaking to a client and mentioned that Sherlock and John have a rapport.
我想，确实是这样。
Guess Guess we do.
也许吧。
Maybe.
我，我也不太确定。
I I don't know.
你不认同吗？
You disagree?
不。
No.
我……
I...
只是现在说这个还太早。
It's just quite early.
你还没完全醒过来呢。
You haven't haven't woken up properly yet.
答案是不。
The answer is no.
什么答案是不？
What answer is no?
就是你现在想的那个。
To what you're thinking right now.
你在开玩笑，对吧？
You're joking, aren't you?
我只是想看看我们之间有没有默契。
I merely wanted to see if there was a rapport between us.
我已经确认了我的发现。
I have confirmed my findings.
就这样吧。
That will be all.
你……
Are you...
你读了我的心思吗？
Did you read my mind?
我没有读你的心思。
I did not read your mind.
如果我读了，我早就睡着了。
If I had have done, I would have nodded off.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
昨晚，我考虑过，如果赫德森太太的判断是对的，我们之间确实有默契，那么我应该不仅能看出你的思路，还能搭上它，跟着走一趟。
Last night, I had considered that if missus Hudson's judgment was correct and there was, in fact, a rapport between us, then I should be able to not just see your train of thought, but climb aboard it and take a ride.
我该下车了。
This is my stop.
而我的答案是不。
And my answer is no.
我可不想陪你去乡下。
I do not wish to accompany you on a trip to the countryside.
天哪。
Jesus Christ.
这……
That...
太神奇了。
That's amazing.
让我确认一下我是不是在录音……
Let me let me just check if I was recording the...
哦，对。
Oh, yes.
录音中。
Recording.
太好了。
Get in.
那个……
That...
现在，现在这可有意思了。
Now now that is content.
其实也不算吧。
Not really.
真的。
Really.
你真是说到我心坎里了。
You read my mind.
大家肯定会为这个发疯的，伙计。
People are gonna go bloody mad for that, mate.
所以我的意思是，怎么会？
So I mean, how?
什么？
What?
天哪。
Oh, god.
你怎么知道的？
How did you know?
华生，我真的没心情炫耀。
Watson, I really am in no mood to show off.
哦。
Oh.
这要从哈德森太太的那句话说起，昨晚我一直在琢磨，因为我清空了脑子里其他杂念。
It began with missus Hudson's comment that I allowed myself to stew in last night as I had cleared a number of other focuses from my mind.
我在想，如果我们之间确实有默契，彼此了解，那么理论上，我就能跟着你一整天，了解你的动向，再加上我对约翰·华生医生的基本了解。
I contemplated that if there was indeed a rapport and an understanding of one another, I would, in theory, be able to follow your for the day, having access to you and given my foundational understandings of doctor John Watson.
我猜我能做到。
I suspected I could do such a thing.
所以我早上六点就进了你的卧室，开始我的工作。
So I entered your bedroom at 6AM to begin my work.
首先，你做了个噩梦。
First off, you had a nightmare.
哇。
Wow.
确实。
I did.
你的脉搏升高了。
Your pulse was raised.
你的手湿乎乎的，但你没有勃起。
Your hands were clammy, but you didn't have an erection.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
让我说完，华生。
Let me finish, Watson.
你通常的睡姿是右侧卧。
Your usual sleeping position is on your right hand side.
顺便说一句，医生，你应该靠左侧睡。
You should sleep on your left, by the way, doctor.
这样对胃酸更好，但今天早上，你是仰卧的。
Much better for the stomach acid, but this morning, you were on your back.
仰卧有什么问题吗？
What's wrong with being on my back?
仰卧对呼吸不好，但对噩梦来说刚刚好。
Wrong for breathing, but just right for nightmares.
你的舌头会滑回去造成阻塞，而且没有肋骨和颈部肌肉的支撑，呼吸会变得困难，一种轻微的致幻睡眠会让你陷入无意识状态。
Your tongue slides back causing obstruction, and without the rib and neck muscles that are resting, breathing becomes labored, and a light hallucinogenic sleep tugs you into unconsciousness.
与此同时，你的潜意识会因为呼吸不畅而不断感到不安，思绪飞速运转。
All the while, your subconscious mind races with the constant unease of the struggling breath.
好的。
Okay.
太可怕了。
Terrifying.
谢谢。
Thank you.
这正是制造我们噩梦中的焦虑和恐惧的理想条件。
Perfect conditions to conjure up the angst and dread that make up our nightmares.
你做了噩梦。
You had your nightmare.
你最终醒了。
You eventually awoke.
你煮了一杯茶。
You made a cup of tea.
就在这时，我让自己现身，这样你就不得不给我一杯茶，因为我原本以为自己不想要。
At which point, I made myself visible so that you would have to offer me a cup of tea because I didn't think I wanted one.
但当我看到你在喝，我就决定我也想要一杯。
But when I saw that you were having one, I decided that I wanted one.
然后你坐在沙发上，开始在脑海里重演那个噩梦。
You then sat on the couch and began to replay the nightmare over in your mind.
我猜那跟战争或冲突有关。
I suspect it was something to do with war or conflict.
你在寻找更深层的原因，也许是那些噩梦的诱因。
You were looking for something deeper, something that was maybe provoking these bad dreams.
你以为是孤独。
You thought perhaps loneliness.
你看了看手机，没有消息，而移除纹身后的疤痕开始发痒。
You checked your phone and saw no messages, and the scarring from the removed tattoo caused an itch.
你微笑起来，回忆起军队里那种只有士兵才懂的兄弟情谊。
You smiled as you recollected some army impossible camaraderie to replace as many soldiers know.
就在这时，阿奇打了个哈欠，你的注意力转向了他。
At that point, Archie yawned and your attention turned to him.
像往常一样，你对阿奇在伦敦的安危的担忧占据了上风，你开始考虑出去一趟，但那感觉就像度假。
And as usual, your concerns about Archie's well-being in London took over and you began to wonder about a trip away, but that would feel like a holiday.
不行。
No way.
这对约翰·华生医生来说可不是个愉快的想法，他因为工作相关的内疚和因无法发挥全部潜力而感到羞耻。
Not a pleasant thought for doctor John Watson who suffers from work related guilt and shameful feelings about being unable to reach his full potential.
那为什么不把它变成一次工作假期呢？
So why not make it a working holiday?
带上笔记本电脑和阿奇一起去。
Take the laptop with you and Archie.
但你的工作主要在我这里，所以你得说服我一起去，那样的话你得先问，而我的回答是不。
But your work very much resides with me, so you'd have to convince me come, in which case you'd have to ask first, and my answer is no.
那是门的声音。
That's the door.
羞耻感，我喜欢这个说法。
Shameful feeling love it.
别这么说，发挥全部潜力。
Don't to reach its full potential.
闭嘴。
Shut up.
你刚才说
Were you saying
什么？
something?
没有。
No.
那是谁？
Who was it?
送货的。
Delivery.
你拿到什么了？
What you got?
一个纸箱。
Cardboard Box.
我知道那是纸箱。
I know that.
我是说里面是什么。
I meant what's in it.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我还没打开呢。
I haven't opened it.
那当然。
Of course.
因为你能读心，却记不住自己在网上买了什么。
Because you can read minds, but not remember what you've ordered online.
我没在网上买过任何东西。
I haven't ordered anything online.
哦。
Oh.
好吧。
Okay.
那你打算打开它吗？
So you gonna open it?
你说完了吗？
Have you finished talking?
是的。
Yes.
当然。
Sure.
打开它就行了。
Just open it.
你刚才一直在问我问题。
You were asking me questions.
这个？
This?
这恰恰是缺乏默契的表现。
This is the opposite of rapport.
跟你说一声。
Just so you know.
什么
What
是什么？
is?
把那该死的盒子打开，拜托。
Open the bloody box, please.
所以你不会考虑很快去乡下隐居吗？
So you wouldn't consider a country retreat anytime soon?
华生，我跟你说过很多次了。
Watson, I've told you many times.
我喜欢躺在八百万人的正中央，我的触角伸出去，穿过他们，对每一个关于未破案件的传闻或疑点都保持敏感。
I love to lie in the very center of eight millions of people with my filament stretching out and running through them, responsive to every little rumor or suspicion of unsolved crime.
你已经跟我说过很多次了。
You've told me that many times.
那个。
That.
啊，真不错。
Ah, lovely.
这份礼物真有心意。
That's a very thoughtful gift.
太好了。
How nice.
那是什么？
What is it?
雷斯垂德送的礼物。
A present from Lestrade.
那位探长？
The inspector?
没错。
Indeed.
莱斯特雷德为什么要送你礼物？
Why would Lestrade give you a present?
今天是我生日。
It's my birthday.
什么？
What?
我想应该是吧。
I think it is anyway.
不然她不会这么大方。
She wouldn't be so generous otherwise.
你怎么不告诉我？
Why didn't you tell me?
告诉你什么？
Tell you what?
今天是你的生日。
That it's your birthday.
这跟我们的工作有关系吗？
Would it be relevant to our work?
没有。
No.
如果我知道的话，对我来说就很重要……
It it would have been relevant to me for...
我就能给你买份礼物了。
You know, I I could have got you a gift.
但我不想要礼物。
But I don't want a gift.
哦，你看起来对莱斯特雷德送的这个礼物挺满意的嘛。
Oh, you seem pretty happy with this one from Lestrade.
那是因为这礼物确实很棒。
That's because it's a lovely gift.
哦，好吧，就你现在这种古怪的心情，居然觉得什么东西都可爱，哇。
Oh, well, in in your current weird mood to find something lovely, wow.
那一定非常特别。
It must be must be pretty special.
那是什么？
What is it?
是一个纸板箱，里面装着大约一公斤粗盐和一对人耳。
It's a cardboard box containing around a kilogram of coarse salt and a pair of human ears.
看到了吧？
See?
哦，天哪。
Oh, Jesus Christ.
华生，怎么了？
Watson, what's wrong?
把这些东西现在就拿出去。
Get get those out of here now.
天哪，夏洛克。
Good god almighty, Sherlock.
报警。
Call the police.
这就是警察送来的。
It's from the police.
来吧，医生。
Come on now, doctor.
你可是个医生。
You're a doctor.
你到底怎么了？
What what is wrong with you?
没事的，阿奇。
It's alright, Archie.
嘿，阿奇。
Hey, Archie.
没事的，伙计。
It's alright, mate.
一切都还好吗？
Is everything okay?
很好，哈德森太太。
Very well, missus Hudson.
是我们把你吵醒了，还是你今天打算就穿那件T恤？
Did we wake you, or do you intend to wear that t shirt today?
不是。
No.
这……
This...
这些是我的睡衣。
These are my pajamas.
这是……
It's...
卡通美人鱼。
Cartoon mermaids.
你这么大年纪了还穿这个？
Aren't you a little old for that?
嗨。
Hi.
嗨。
Hi.
约翰，你在录音吗？
Are you recording, John?
太好了。
Great.
真不错。
Lovely.
谢谢你们上来。
Thanks for coming up.
抱歉刚才那么吵。
Sorry about the noise.
是的。
Yes.
抱歉，哈德森太太。
Apologies, missus Hudson.
我们的华生今天早上特别吵。
Our Watson is being very shouty this morning.
先是他的勃起问题，或者说没有勃起。
First, it was his erection or lack thereof.
等等。
Now hold on.
现在又是因为这些。
Now it's about these.
哦，我的夏洛克。
Oh my Sherlock.
你又在大声说话了，
You're shouting again,
华生。
Watson.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
把它们收起来。
Put them away.
它们是真的吗？
Are they real?
哦，确实如此。
Oh, very much so.
它们是送到这里的吗？
And they were delivered here?
再见。
Adios.
今天是夏洛克·福尔摩斯的生日。
It's it's Sherlock's birthday.
哦，对。
Oh, yeah.
生日快乐，夏洛克。
Happy birthday, Sherlock.
这是最快乐的生日之一，哈德森太太。
One of the happiest, missus Hudson.
她为什么这么小？
Why is she little?
你衬衫上的美人鱼。
The mermaid on your shirt.
为什么叫她小美人鱼？
What makes her the little mermaid?
她和其他人看起来比例挺协调的。
She seems in proportion to the others.
我也不太清楚。
I don't really know.
我从来没想过这个问题。
I've never really thought about it.
那现在你想想了。
Well, now you have.
别玩耳朵了。
Stop playing with the ears.
把手放下来。
Put them down.
当然。
Of course.
是的。
Yes.
抱歉。
Sorry.
非常兴奋。
Very excited.
你想做你的事吗？
Do you wanna do your thing?
是的。
Yes.
雷斯垂德很客气地把这些送来了。
Lestrade has very kindly sent these on.
她在智力和作为警官所需的任何明显才能方面有所欠缺，但她用善良弥补了这些。
What she lacks in intelligence and any discernible talent required to be an officer, she makes up for in kindness.
她把那些东西送来给你当生日礼物。
She sent these to you for your birthday.
我猜有两个原因。
I suspect for two reasons.
首先，这个案子对苏格兰场来说没什么头绪，这也不奇怪。
First, the case makes very little sense to Scotland Yard, which isn't surprising.
其次，没错，是为了我的生日。
And second, yes, for my birthday.
我们先从地址开始吧。
Let us start with the address.
贝克街221B？
221 B Baker Street?
不是。
Nope.
那里。
There.
卡辛小姐。
Miss s Cushing.
克罗伊登，克罗斯街44号。
44 Cross Street, Croydon.
铅笔写的。
Done with pencil.
看起来“克罗伊登”这个词最初拼写时用的是“I”，后来被擦掉改成了“Y”。
Looks like the word Croydon has initially been spelt with an I, which has been erased and changed to a Y.
字迹潦草、匆忙，像是男性写的。
Handwriting is scrawny, rushed, masculine.
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
煤油和矿物油的混合物。
Kerosene with a mineral oil.
那很可能不是煤油，而是柴油。
Most likely not kerosene then, but diesel.
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左下角有两个拇指印，用沥青绳绑着。
Two thumb marks, bottom left hand corner tied with tarred string twine.
绳结还完好无损。
Knot still intact.
是丁香结。
Clove hitch knot.
有意思。
Interesting.
绳子是被剪刀剪断的，两边都有双重的毛边。
Twine cut with scissors as can be seen by the double fray on each side.
华生，你要不要来看看？
Watson, care to take a look?
哦，不。
Oh, no.
我我我其实不太想……
I I I don't really wanna...
好的。
Okay.
天哪。
God.
我觉得我发现的任何东西你都已经知道了。
I mean, I I don't think I'm gonna discover anything you haven't made.
没错。
Correct.
哈德森太太，
Missus Hudson,
我会找到卡欣小姐，告诉她你正在路上。
could I'll track down miss Cushing and let her know you're on your way.
太好了。
Perfect.
你真是善解人意。
You read my mind.
看来我们之间也有默契。
It would appear we too have a rapport.
太好了。
Great.
我们出发了吗？
We're on our way?
那到底计划是什么？
What what is the actual plan here?
说吧。
Come on.
我听着呢。
I'm all ears.
喂？
Hey?
约翰。
John.
把盒子给我。
Give me the box.
你不可信。
You can't be trusted.
哦，别这样。
Oh, come on.
那是个玩笑。
That was a joke.
那只是个玩笑。
It was a joke.
我们
We
正从10号那里得到指示。
are getting an instatement from number 10.
在那趟航班上，
On that flight,
带着350名乘客。
with 350 passengers The
一场伟大的博弈，英国和俄罗斯之间的战略较量。
great game, strategic struggle between Britain and Russia.
我们评估首相，高度确信是俄罗斯干的。
We assess a prime minister with high confidence it was Russian.
追究俄罗斯的责任就是第三次世界大战。
Holding the Russians accountable is World War three.
击落一架载有350人的英国客机。
Down a British passenger jet containing 350
人。
people.
克里姆林宫的那个人在玩，亚历克斯。
Man in the Kremlin is playing, Alex.
你得问问自己，你想不想玩？
You've got to ask yourself, you want to play or not?
你就是
You're the
首相。
prime minister.
你什么都没做。
You've done nothing.
你准备好面对接下来的事了吗？
Are you prepared for coming?
我们需要了解政策背景。
We would need to understand the policy context.
所有相关背景今天都会整理成一个框架，然后下发为作战命令或Frago。
All the relevant context will be structured as a framework today and disseminated into an operation order or Frago.
一个说要杀死俄罗斯总统的Frago？
A Frago that says to kill the president of Russia?
是的。
Yes.
来自Goalhanger的新作品。
New from Goalhanger.
谁能完成这件事？
Who is going to be able to pull this off?
你是我的士兵，对吗？
You're my soldier, are you?
汤姆·麦克达夫中士……
Sergeant Tom McDuff...
达夫。
Duffy.
一段独一无二的音频剧之旅。
An audio drama journey like no other.
像达夫这样的人，是我们最宝贵的武器。
Men like Duffy, they are our most valuable weapons.
构思为一部技术严谨的地缘政治动作惊悚剧。
Devised as a technically rigorous geopolitical action thriller.
我们有两个友好的国王。
We have two times friendly kings.
英国使出最强王牌，他是最棒的。
Where Britain plays its strongest arm He's the best.
对抗最强的敌人。
Against its strongest foe.
别这样对我。
Don't do it to me.
《猎熊》。
Bear Hunt.
现在可以在任何播客平台收听。
Available now wherever you get your podcasts.
这是克罗伊登有轨电车吗？
This is the Croydon tram?
是的。
Yes.
这对我来说也是头一回。
It's a first for me.
对。
Yes.
说实话，我也是。
Me too, actually.
哇，你这个生日过得可真够特别的。
Well, quite the birthday you're having.
先是看到被切断的人耳朵，然后又上了克罗伊登电车。
First severed human ears, then the Croydon tram.
你
Did
保留收据了吗？
you keep the receipt?
什么收据？
The receipt for what?
电车那笔？
For the tram?
不是。
No.
夏洛克，玛丽安娜说要留着它们。
Sherlock, Mariana said to keep them.
而且它们是业务开支。
And they're business expenses.
我们可以报销。
We charge them back.
为什么？
Why?
我……
I...
因为这是税务上的事。
Because it's a tax thing.
你不知道，对吧？
You don't know, do you?
知道。
Yes.
我知道，老兄。
I do, mate.
这太明显了。
Pretty bloody obvious.
那是什么？
What is it then?
嗯，所以你就……
Well, so you you...
就是那些费用，最高10美元，你可以作为某种……
The the expenses, you know, for for up to $10, you get expenses as a sort of...
哦，等等。
Oh, wait.
我们到站了……
This is our stop....
是伍德布鲁克站。
Is for Woodbrook.
下一站是……不过我觉得报销费用意味着你可以得到免税的那种……
The next stop will be But I think claiming back expenses means that you get, you you know, like a tax free sort of...
就像免税的。
Like like it's tax free.
我有点把自己绕糊涂了，但我知道我的意思。
You know, I'm I'm tying myself up in knots here a bit, but I I know what I mean.
所以只要保留好收据就行。
So just keep the receipts.
明白吗？
Alright?
绕糊涂了。
Knots.
是的。
Yes.
今天真是跟“结”杠上了。
Quite the day for knots.
是吗？
Is it?
确实如此。
It certainly is.
我们到了。
Here we are.
44号，卡欣小姐的家。
Number 44, home of miss s Cushing.
你想怎么进行？
How How'd you wanna do this?
进行什么？
Do this?
你想不想来个那种一个唱红脸一个唱白脸的套路？
You know, do do you wanna do a whole good cop, bad cop sort of vibe?
也许我先进去，吓唬她一下，给她来句老套的‘好了，亲爱的，该交代了’。
You know, maybe I'll go in first, shit her up a bit, you know, give her the old, alright, love, time to start talking.
抱歉。
Sorry.
你为什么要这么做？
And why on earth would you do that?
嗯，你要是想，你可以当那个坏警察。
Well, you can do bad cop if you want.
只是……只是因为我以前在军队里待过。
It's it's just I was in the army.
而且我见过不少执法的人，你懂的。
And I've seen my fair share of enforcers, you know.
然后你再进来，摆出你那套绅士做派，什么‘您’啊‘何时’的，她就觉得放松了，然后就把话全吐出来了。
Then you come in all RP and with your your hooms and your whences, and and she feels more at ease and spills the beans.
这个女人没有什么可说的。
This woman doesn't have any beans.
哦，是吗？
Oh, doesn't she?
没有。
No.
一个字都没有？
Not a single bean?
确实没有。
Certainly not.
你怎么这么肯定？
What makes you so sure?
我不是一向如此吗？
Aren't I always?
我想也是。
That's true, I suppose.
那我们该怎么办？
So what are we gonna do?
就顺其自然？
Just just play it by ear?
哦，什么？
Oh, what?
那真的够了。
That really is enough.
哦，
Oh,
不。
no.
不。
No.
不。
No.
那可不是故意开的玩笑。
That that wasn't a deliberate joke.
拜托，请礼貌一点。
Just please be polite.
来自夏洛克·福尔摩斯的礼貌课。
Politeness lessons from Sherlock Holmes.
欢迎来到颠倒世界。
Welcome to Opposite Land.
你们是耶和华见证人吗？
Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?
哦，不是。
Oh, no.
完全不是。
Not at all.
我们其实是……
We're actually Would
你愿意吗？
you like to be?
什么？
Sorry?
我是苏珊。
I'm Susan.
其实我想借此机会和大家分享一段重要的经文。
I'd like to take this opportunity actually to share an important passage with you.
你熟悉《启示录》二十一章三节吗？
Are you familiar with Revelation twenty one three?
我……
I...
我其实……
I'm I'm not actually...
说实话，我不太确定耶和华见证人到底是什么。
I'm not entirely sure, to be honest, what what a Jehovah's Witness is.
那，我就……
So I'll just......
千禧年主义、复原主义的基督教教派，信仰非三位一体，与主流基督教不同。
A millenarian restorationist Christian denomination with non Trinitarian beliefs distinct from mainstream Christianity.
哦，听起来不错。
Oh, well, sounds great.
这样吧，我收下那份小册子。
Tell you what, I'll take that pamphlet.
我之后会读一读。
I'll give it a read later.
然后，也许我和我的朋友可以进来，讨论一下你最近收到的邮件。
And, you know, and maybe my friend and I can come in and discuss what you received in the post recently.
好吧，就这样。
Well, there you go.
一个耶和华见证人刚刚把门甩到我脸上了。
A Jehovah's Witness just slammed a door in my face.
我们真的完全不在一个频道上。
We we we really are in opposite land.
我需要的资料基本都齐了。
I have most of the information I need.
是吗？
Do you?
是的。
Yes.
再说了，她本来就不是那个包裹的收件人。
Besides, she wasn't the intended recipient of the parcel.
真的吗？
Really?
她的回收箱。
Her recycling bins.
看到那个玻璃回收箱了吗？
See the one for glass?
底部有红酒的痕迹。
Red wine stains in the bottom.
那又怎么样？
So?
她是耶和华见证人。
She's a Jehovah's Witness.
她被禁止婚前性行为、同性恋、性别转换、通奸、吸烟、吸毒、输血和饮酒。
She's prohibited from premarital sex, homosexuality, gender transitioning, adultery, smoking, drug abuse, blood transfusions, and Alcohol.
饮酒。
Alcohol.
那为什么她的玻璃回收箱里会有红酒痕迹？
So why is there a red wine stain in her glass recycling receptacle?
为什么门口有双不是她尺码的女鞋？
Why are there another woman's shoes by the door that aren't her size?
为什么墙上有个放着备用钥匙的锁盒？
Why is there a lockbox with a spare key on the wall?
她有个客人住在她家？
She had a house guest?
卡辛小姐，你妹妹最近搬出去了，对吧？
Miss Cushing, your sister has recently moved out, hasn't she?
你怎么知道……
How do you know...
恐怕卡辛小姐，她可能身处危险之中。
I fear, Miss Cushing, that she may be in danger.
她甚至可能已经死了。
She may even be dead.
天哪。
Oh my god.
不。
No.
不。
No.
莎拉死了。
Sarah's dead.
莎拉，我的莎拉。
Sarah, my Sarah.
你还记得你收到的那封可怕的邮件吗？
You remember the gruesome package you received in the post?
不。
No.
我……
I...
我把它交给警察了。
I gave it to the police.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
求你了。
Please.
它们，它们是她（Sarah）的。
They they were hers.
它们，它们是她的耳朵。
They they were her ears.
Cushing，你要不要先坐下？
Cushing, do you wanna just take a seat?
也许……
May...
要不我给你杯茶吧。
Maybe I can get you a cup of tea.
哦，莎拉。
Oh, Sarah.
我能跟你聊一下
Can I grab you for
吗？
a second?
好的。
Yes.
请讲。
Do.
卡辛小姐，要加牛奶和糖吗？
Milk and sugar, miss Cushing?
她听不见你说话。
She can't hear you.
她在哭。
She's sobbing.
听。
Listen.
还有，把她吓唬住是怎么回事？
Also, what happened to shitting her up?
也许我可以给你一杯茶，牛奶和糖，卡欣小姐。
Maybe I I can get you a cup of tea, milk and sugar, miss Cushing.
喂，你在干什么，伙计？
Well, what are you doing, mate?
什么？
What?
哦，嗨，苏珊。
Oh, hi, Susan.
你姐姐死了，耳朵被割掉了。
Your sister's dead and had her ears cut off.
耳朵。
Ear.
你不能就这么等着。
You can't just wait.
什么？
What?
是一只耳朵，不是两只。
Ear, not ears.
是两只耳朵。
It was two ears.
包裹里有两耳朵。
The package had two ears in it.
一只来自她姐姐，可能不是她正在哭的那个，另一只来自其他人。
One from her sister, probably not the one she's crying about, and one from somebody else.
我只需要弄清楚那个其他人是谁。
I just need to work out who that somebody else is.
你是认真的吗？
Are you serious?
牛奶。
Milk.
浓一点。
Strong.
不加糖。
No sugar.
谢谢，威廉。
Thanks, William.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
天哪。
God's sake.
卡辛小姐，我必须坦白。
Miss Cushing, I must confess.
我，我对你了解不多。
I I don't know much about you.
但幸运的是，你把头发盘起来了，我能看出你的耳朵有不少解剖学上的特征，很多人都有。
But fortunately for me, you are wearing your hair up, and I can note that your ears have a number of anatomical peculiarities, as many do.
你的耳朵，事实上，和我今天早上看到的完全吻合，同样的耳廓缩短，同样的上耳轮宽弧，同样的内软骨卷曲。
Yours do, in fact, correspond exactly with what I have already seen this morning, the same shortening of the pinna, the same broad curve of the upper lobe, the same convolution of the inner cartilage.
从所有关键点来看，它们是同一只耳朵。
In all essentials, they are the same ear.
所以这让我得出结论，你有一个妹妹。
So it led me to the conclusion, you have a sister.
但让事情更清楚的是，卡欣小姐，是这张照片。
But what has made things even more clearer, miss Cushing, is this photograph here.
你有两个妹妹，我非常欣慰地告诉你，莎拉没有死。
You have two sisters, and it brings me enormous relief to tell you that Sarah is not dead.
哦。
Oh.
但那个是。
But that one is.
玛丽？
Mary?
这可不行，老兄。
That is not on, mate.
这完全不行。
That's not on at all.
应该说有两个姐妹。
Had two sisters, I should have said.
时态不对。
Incorrect tense.
这个t发音不太清楚。
This t isn't very strong.
夏洛克。
Sherlock.
好的。
Okay.
那个……
That...
够了。
That's enough.
够了。
Enough.
你需要道歉。
You need to apologize.
那话说得挺直白的，是吧？
That was rather forthright, wasn't it?
我不太确定是因为我说的话，还是我说这话的方式。
Can't quite gauge if it was what I said or the way I I said it.
你觉得呢？
What do you think?
好吧，从现在开始，我觉得我应该通知人们关于去世的亲人的事。
Well, I think I inform people about deceased loved ones from now on.
对吧？
Alright?
天哪，我肯定会因为这收到一堆邮件的。
I'm gonna get emails about this for god's sake.
为什么？
For what?
因为你……
For you being...
那个词是什么来着？
What was the word?
不校准。
Uncalibrated.
不校准。
Uncalibrated.
她刚刚失去了她的姐姐。
She's just lost her sister.
但她也得到了她以为已经失去的那个人。
But she's also gained the one she thought
这个不重要，老兄。
This she doesn't matter, mate.
你刚告诉她莎拉死了。
You've just told her Sarah is dead.
玛丽。
Mary.
玛丽死了。
Mary is dead.
而这个……
And this...
它……
It...
这些是人生中的重大时刻。
These are seismic moments in people's lives.
对吧？
Alright?
它们需要被小心对待，需要理解，还有爱。
You know, they they need to be handled with care, understanding, and and and and and love.
这些是微妙、私人的时刻，它们……
I mean, are these are delicate, private moments that...
哦，让我先确认一下。
Oh, let me just check.
我去和她谈之前正在录音。
I'm recording before I go speak to her.
会没事的，苏珊。
It's gonna be okay, Susan.
我们会找到是谁干的，也许我们甚至能找到莎拉。
You know, we're we're gonna find who did this, and and maybe we might even find Sarah.
玛丽。
Mary.
玛丽。
Mary.
莎拉是真正的目标，不是谋杀的目标，而是包裹的目标。
Sarah was the intended target, not of the murder, but of the package.
就像我在门口提到的，她以前住在这里，对吧？
As I mentioned in the doorway, she used to lodge here, did she not?
是的。
She did.
直到最近？
Until recently?
大概两个月前。
Maybe two months ago.
她在伦敦北部找到了一份工作，所以搬出去了。
She got a job in North London, so she moved out.
你看到S·库欣，就以为那个包裹是寄给你的。
You saw S Cushing and assumed the package was addressed to you.
就是那个恶心的医学院学生，他在客厅里尿了。
It was the disgusting med student who who pissed in the lounge.
就在客厅里尿的。
In the bloody lounge.
抱歉。
Sorry.
什么？
What?
我完全糊涂了。
I am really lost I
我把房子租给了街上的几个大学生。
let out a house down the street to some some of the uni student.
里面住着几个医学院的学生，他们简直太糟糕了，整天喝酒，打架，房租也拖欠，后来我还发现他们在地毯上到处尿，所以我把他们赶出去了。
I had some medical lads in there and they they were hideous, drinking all hours, getting in fights, later on rent, and then, then I found out they pissed all over the carpet, so I chucked them out.
这不过是他们在跟我开一个恶毒又残忍的玩笑。
This is just them playing some horrible, cruel joke on me.
你错了。
You're wrong.
我没错。
I'm not.
他们……
They...
他们能接触到那些人体器官，对吧？是的。
They've got access to all those body parts, haven't Yes.
不过你还是错了。
You're still wrong, though.
医学院的学生会有更锋利的工具来切除那些耳朵。
A medical student would have access to a much sharper tool to remove those ears.
切口会干净得多，而且他们不会用粗盐来保存那些耳朵。
It would have been a much cleaner cut, and they wouldn't have been preserved in coarse salt.
不。
No.
不。
No.
我知道他们能干出什么事。
I know what they're capable of.
而我知道，如果他们租了克罗伊登的房子，他们肯定知道怎么拼写克罗伊登。
And I know that if they rented a house in Croydon, they'd know how to spell Croydon.
警察逮捕了他们。
The police arrested them.
是的。
Yes.
好吧，警察很蠢。
Well, the police are stupid.
卡欣小姐，你这里有玛丽的物品吗？
Miss Cushing, do you have any of Mary's belongings here?
有没有任何东西？
Anything at all?
上次她来的时候，她留下了她的帽子。
Last time she visited, she she left her hat.
等一下。
Hold on.
给。
Here.
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
在闻。
Smelling.
在嗅。
Sniffing.
嗅什么呢？
Sniffing for what?
柴油。
Diesel.
柴油。
Diesel.
男士香水那个？
The fragrance for men?
不是。
No.
是燃料。
The fuel.
有机会的话，我可能会去闻一下CK One。
I could probably sniff CK one, given the chance.
还有帕高·拉巴纳。
And and Paco Rabanne.
那是我二十五岁之前一直用的香水。
It's all I wore up until about twenty five.
闻闻看。
Smell that.
还是不要了。
I'd rather not.
闻一下，华生。
Smell, Watson.
确实有点味道。
There's definitely a whiff of it.
太好了。
Excellent.
你能不能直接告诉我到底发生了什么？
Could you please just just tell me what's going on?
卡辛小姐，玛丽结婚了吗？
Miss Cushing, was Mary married?
她结婚了。
She's married.
是的。
Yes.
啊，抱歉。
Ah, apologies.
您愿意用现在时态来说吗？
Would you like to use the present tense?
请吧。
Please.
他们住在运河船上，对吧？
They live on a canal boat, don't they?
她和她的丈夫。
Her and her husband.
你怎么知道的？
How did you know that?
你怎么知道的？
How did you know that?
这个包裹是在布伦特福德邮局处理的，就在运河的Engaging Lock旁边。
The package was processed at Brentford post office right next to the canal Engaging Lock.
包裹上的柴油气味和玛丽帽子上的气味一致。
The whiff of diesel on the parcel matches that of Mary's hat.
所以我们可以推测玛丽是被她丈夫杀害的。
So we can assume that Mary was murdered by her husband.
吉姆。
Jim.
吉姆·布朗纳。
Jim Browner.
吉姆。
Jim.
我们怎么知道是吉姆干的？
How do we know that it was Jim?
嗯，首先，那是他的妻子。
Well, firstly, it's his wife.
丈夫确实会杀妻子。
Husbands do kill their wives.
第二，一只耳朵是玛丽的。
Secondly, one ear belongs to Mary.
另一只耳朵属于一个男人，也许是情人。
The other ear belongs to a man, perhaps a lover.
哦，天哪。
Oh, good lord.
第三，柴油的味道。
Thirdly, the smell of diesel.
窄船驳船，它们通常使用柴油发动机，靠近舵柄，也就是舵的位置，那就在包裹上。
Narrowboat barges, they use diesel engines typically close to the tiller, that's the steering position, that was on the package.
但柴油在其他很多领域也很常见，比如机械、运输、农业，这就引出了第四点。
But diesel dominates plenty of other fields, mechanics, transportation, farming, which brings us to the fourth point.
你把它切开了，是吧，卡辛小姐？
You cut it open, didn't you, miss Cushing?
那个那个 cardboard box？
The the cardboard box?
是我切的。
I did.
为什么？
Why?
因为我我没办法……
Because I I couldn't...
那个结太紧了。
The knot was too tight.
我我解不开。
I I couldn't undo it.
那是因为它用的是克洛夫结，运河居民和船员特别爱用这种结。
That's because it was tied with a clove hitch knot, a favorite of the canal dwellers and seafarers, in fact.
卡辛小姐，我们会追捕吉姆·布朗纳，让他为杀害他妻子玛丽——也就是你亲爱的姐姐——付出代价。
Miss Cushing, we will track down Jim Browner, bring him to justice for the murder of his wife, Mary, your beloved sister.
我们会查明他对莎拉有什么企图，以及他为什么要发送这样一条骇人的信息。
We'll find out what he wants with Sarah and why he sent such a gruesome message.
谢谢。
Thank you.
华生，该出发了。
Watson, time to set sail.
我们不是吧？
We're not, are we?
不是在运河上吧。
Not on the canal.
哦，是的。
Oh, yes.
我们确实是在运河上。
We are.
谢谢，先生……
Thank you, mister...
夏洛克·福尔摩斯船长。
Captain Sherlock Holmes.
天哪，我跟你说，虽然有点冷，但这比克罗伊登的特拉夫好多了。
For goodness' Well, I tell you what, it's a bit nippy, but this is this is better than the Croydon Trav,
我
I
得说。
have to say.
我想我同意你的看法，华生。
I think I agree with you, Watson.
这才是生活。
This is the life.
你，你知道怎么驾驶这东西，对吧？
You you know how to drive this thing, don't you?
哦，玛丽安娜。
Oh, Mariana.
刚刚有人报案说克罗伊登有一名失踪人员，名叫杰米·戴尔，和玛丽同岁，五年前还在Instagram上和她合过影。
Someone has just reported a missing person in Croydon, Jamie Dyer, same age as Mary and pictured with her on Instagram five years ago.
好了，华生，我们找到了他们的耳朵。
Well, Watson, we found their ears.
我们去找剩下的部分吧。
Let's go find the rest of them.
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