格洛里亚·斯科特号——第一部分

快跟我们说说八卦吧。

Give us the goss.

你为什么被大学开除了？

Why did you get chucked out of college?

因为揭露真相、戳穿谎言，用坦诚的刺眼光芒照亮那些被掩盖的欺骗角落。

For exposing truths, uncovering falsehoods, shining the searing light of candor on the cloaked nooks of deception.

什么？

What?

他曝光了校长有外遇。

He exposed the principal for having an affair.

哦，哇。

Oh, wow.

好吧。

Okay.

然后他们给了

And they gave

把他开除了。

him the boot.

而且，他的成绩也差得要命。

Plus, his grades were bloody awful.

比我的还差。

Worse than mine.

真的吗？

Really?

我其实不太记得我的成绩了。

I can't really recall my grades.

就信你说的吧。

I'll take your word for it.

记忆这东西，挺靠不住的。

Trickier thing, memory.

抱歉。

Sorry.

我们说的是同一个人吗？

Are we talking about the same guy here?

他成绩怎么会差呢？

How did he have bad grades?

我也不太清楚。

I don't know really.

他就是很多东西都搞不明白。

He just didn't get a lot of stuff.

你在开玩笑吧。

You are joking.

我跟你说过很多次了，华生。

I've told you this plenty of times, Watson.

对。

Yeah.

但这根本说不通。

But it's nonsense.

我并没有你想的那么聪明。

I am not as clever as you make out.

我只是有很多特别的兴趣。

I have a great deal of special interests.

我喜欢把注意力集中在犯罪调查、观察和推理这些领域上。

I'd like to hyperfocus around areas of crime investigation, observation, and deduction.

我经常全身心投入到某些特定的研究领域，但那是因为好奇，或者是为了辅助我已经形成体系的那套技能。

I often throw myself into particular areas of study, but that is out of curiosity or to assist those skills that I have formed into a system.

我做这些主要是为了我自己，仅仅是为了我自己，而不是为了某个没有原则的奸夫。

I do it for principally myself and myself alone, not for some adulterous principal with no principles.

对。

Right.

好。

Okay.

好吧，虽然可能会让你更生气，但我们是不是该去看看维克多需要我们做什么？

Well, at the risk of winding you up even further, maybe we should maybe see what Victor needs from us?

是你父亲的事吗？

Is it your father?

你果然还是有两下子。

You definitely still got the knack.

把一切都告诉我。

Tell me everything.

你怎么知道是跟我爸有关？

How did you know it'd be about my dad?

我见过他一次。

I met him once.

对。

Yeah.

我记得那件事。

I remember that.

我让你对他用你的那套把戏。

I asked you to do your trick on him.

确实。

Indeed.

身材敦实，没受过多少教育，还挺引以为豪。

Stocky fellow, limited education and proud of it.

后来在工程领域混出了头。

Eventually pulled through in the engineering game.

那个澳大利亚人走南闯北，装了心脏起搏器，年轻时没少打拳击。

Australian had seen a fair part of the world, fitted with a pacemaker, did plenty of boxing in his time.

对。

Yeah.

就是他。

That's him.

所以，我爸妈在澳大利亚生了我，大概九岁那年搬到了伦敦。

So, yeah, my parents had me in Australia, moved to London when I was around nine, I think.

嗯。

Yeah.

我觉得我小时候家境还算不错。

Upbringing was fairly well off, I suppose.

我爸他有时候会一连好长时间都……我也不太清楚怎么说。

My dad would he'd have lengthy periods of just like I don't know really.

就是，他整个人都垮了。

Like, he was devastated.

几乎像被什么缠住了一样。

Almost haunted.

连着好几周，他就那么阴沉着脸，在屋子里走来走去。

Weeks and weeks, just this glum figure that would trudge around the house.

他基本不怎么工作。

He never worked much.

他在澳大利亚就把钱都赚够了，然后就那么在家耗着，直到偶尔状态恢复一点。

He'd made all his money back in Australia and he's just kind of sat the life out of the place until he got his self back every now and again.

我早就知道他精神上出了问题，甚至在我知道人会有精神问题之前就感觉到了，这么说你能明白吧。

I always knew he was mentally unwell before I even knew that people could be mentally unwell, if that makes sense.

总之，他现在六十多岁了，偶尔有几个朋友，但除此之外，他一直有点孤僻。

Anyway, so he's in his sixties now and he's got a few friends here and there, but otherwise, he's always been a bit of a loner.

我工作不太稳定，感情也空窗期。

I'm a bit in between jobs and boyfriends.

所以，你知道，家里房子大，我就先住在那儿，等我把事情理顺了再说。

So, you know, it's a big family home, so I'm staying there until I get things sorted.

好了，说正事。

Anyway, to the issue.

整整三周前，有个男的，也是澳大利亚人，也六十多岁，突然出现在

Three weeks ago exactly, this guy, also Australian, also in his sixties, turns up at a

家门口。

house.

亨特。

Hunter.

亨特？

Hunter?

对。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

你懂那种感觉吗？就是一个人身上带着那种，怎么说，一种压迫感？

You know when someone has that, like, just a presence, a threatening presence?

他们明明什么都没做，但就是有种说不出的气场。

They're not doing anything, but there's just this something coming off them.

这个叫亨特的家伙，就是那种人。

This guy, Hunter, he had that.

他身上散发着一种自信和控制欲，就好像他是这里的主人一样，那种能量简直要溢出来了。

It was just a stench of confidence and controlling, sort of like he owned the place kind of energy just spilling out of him.

我能感觉到自己不由自主地退缩了。

I could feel myself shrinking.

我给他开门的那一刻，他就直接问，我爸在家吗？那种语气。

The moment I opened the door to him as he was just asking, is my dad in sort of thing?

然后我就……是的。

And I yeah.

我甚至都没喊出声。

I didn't even call out.

我爸就直接出现在门后面了。

My dad just appeared behind the door.

我只是……对不起。

I just Sorry.

没关系，维克托。

It's okay, Victor.

没事的。

It's alright.

你可以休息一下，

You can take a break

一两分钟也行，如果你想的话。

for a minute or two if you want.

你必须继续。

You must continue.

夏洛克，他在哭。

Sherlock, he's crying.

我们可以休息一下。

We can take a break.

对吧？

Right?

不，我们不能。

No, we can't.

为什么不能？

Why not?

因为这事很重要。

Because this matters.

不。

No.

我们怎么接收这个故事很重要。

It matters how we receive the story.

我不想它变得冷冰冰、被精心测量。

I don't want it sterile and measured.

抱歉。

Sorry.

抱歉。

Sorry.

我爸爸看到他，我看着他脸上的表情，就像有人在他肚子上捅了一刀。

My dad saw him and I just the expression on his face was like someone had just stuck a knife in his gut.

像是他怕他，被他威胁了？

Like he was scared of him, threatened by him?

对，是的。

That yeah.

但我能感觉到他脑子里有无数个念头在翻腾。

But just I could tell a million thoughts were rattling around inside of him.

我是他儿子，所以显然我是在过度分析这一切，但就在那一瞬间，看到他那个样子，我就像被火车撞了一样。

I mean, I'm his son, so I'm obviously overanalyzing all of this just fraction of a second, it hit me like a train to see him like that.

但他马上跑到亨特面前，热情地打招呼，还拥抱了他。

But right away, bounded over to Hunter and gave him this big warm greeting and was hugging him.

对，是的。

And I yeah.

他们穿过厨房，打开啤酒，看起来还挺友好的。

They sort of went through the kitchen area and cracked open beers, and it seemed, like, yeah, sort of friendly.

那天晚上，我们和亨特一起吃了晚饭。

And that night, we had dinner with Hunter.

他当时算是周游世界吧。

He was he was kind of just traveling the world.

他没什么家人，但故事倒是不少，真的。

Didn't have any family to speak of, but plenty of, you know, tales and all sorts, really.

那现在是什么情况？

So what brings us up to now?

为什么，为什么这个情况让你来找我们？

Why why has this situation driven you to us?

他是魔鬼。

He's the devil.

三个星期。

Three weeks.

这个男人在我们家住了三个星期。

Three weeks of this man in the family home.

我爸为他做了一切。

My dad did everything for him.

一切？

Everything?

一切。

Everything.

比如呢？

Like what?

喂他吃饭，给他拿喝的，把床让给他，一天到晚陪着他，早上用咖啡和早餐叫他起床，带他出去吃饭，所有你能想到的开销全包了，直接给一个成年男人塞现金，就这么把钱递过去。

Feeding him, getting him drinks, giving him his bed, being with him every second of the day, waking him up with coffee and breakfast, taking him out for dinner, paying for absolutely everything you could possibly think of, flat out just giving him cash, handing over cash to a grown man.

我亲眼看见他这么做，而亨特连句谢谢都没说。

I've witnessed him do it, and Hunter didn't even say thank you.

他还在帮他洗衣服。

He's he's doing his laundry.

我从来没见过我爸自己洗衣服，连我妈去世后都没见过。

I've never witnessed my dad, even when my mom died, do his own laundry.

他以前总是用那种苹果什么的。

He's always used to some apple whatever.

不。

No.

不是现在。

Not now.

在帮这个男人洗衣服。

Washing this man's clothes.

对。

Right.

这确实有点奇怪。

That that is a bit weird.

奇怪，而且完全不像他的作风。

Weird and extremely out of character.

我爸爸。

My dad.

对吧，夏洛克？

Right, Sherlock?

你对我爸爸的描述。

Your description of my dad.

壮实、拳击手、爱旅行、澳洲人。

Stocky, boxer, traveler, Aussie.

他就像个典型的阿尔法男。

He's like he's an alpha male.

结果现在亨特一来，他就像个管家似的。

And now suddenly, Hunter arrives and he's like his butler.

但还不止这样。

But it's more than that.

还有更多。

It's more.

就是……就是完全不一样了。

It's just it's just different.

他并不是在伺候这个人的各种需求。

He's not like serving this guy's wants and needs.

他的行为举止从根本上就变了。

He's fundamentally different in his behavior.

总之，对，昨晚，我脑子里那根弦突然就断了。

Anyway, yeah, last night, I kind of I just it just went bang.

我实在忍不下去了，就直接让那家伙滚蛋了。

I couldn't handle it anymore, and I just basically told the guy to do one.

你跟他摊牌了？

You confronted him?

对。

Yeah.

就是说，时间到了，哥们儿。

Just like, time's up, mate.

你该走了，因为我爸看起来累坏了。

When you're heading off because my dad looks knackered.

我烦你了。

I'm bored of you.

你把吃的喝的都扫光了。

You're eating all the food, drinking all the drink.

说白了，你就是在耍我们，我们得让你走人。

You're taking the piss, basically, and we just need you out.

那亨特怎么说？

And what did Hunter say to that?

他就笑了笑。

He just laughed.

他笑了？

He laughed?

对。

Yeah.

我爸就站在那儿。

And my dad just stood there.

然后亨特，哦，天哪。

Then Hunter oh, god.

他抓起壁炉台上我妈妈的照片。

He grabbed a picture of my my mom that was on the mantelpiece.

他说，以前你爸可不止让我吃几顿饭、喝几杯酒。

And he said, there was a time when your dad would let me have a lot more than a few dinners and some drinks.

然后他就开始摸那张照片。

Then he started sort of stroking the picture of her.

天哪。

Jesus.

他放下照片，直接凑到我面前，基本上就是说，算你走运，我不是那种人，你懂的，后面接个恐同的脏话。

He he put it down, came up right into my face, and he basically said, you're lucky I'm not a, you know, insert homophobic slur here.

哦，真是太好了。

Oh, lovely.

他半开玩笑半认真地扇了我一巴掌，对，疼得要命。

And he sort of slapped my face half playfully, half, yeah, bloody painfully.

然后他就上楼了。

And then he went upstairs.

我爸不愿意跟我谈这件事。

Dad wouldn't speak to me about it.

我没人可以帮忙，没有兄弟姐妹，我爸也没有任何亲戚。

I've got no one to help me and there's no siblings and dad doesn't have any family.

所以，就是这样。

So yeah.

完全被困住了。

Just totally stuck.

真的，完全被困住了。

Really, totally stuck.

那你父亲怎么样？

And how is your father?

在消沉，在衰退。

Sinking, fading.

这件事对他影响很大。

He's this is affecting him.

肯定的。

Definitely.

是的。

Yeah.

我们能做些什么？

What can we do?

你会去看看吗？

Would you visit?

就想试着搞清楚到底发生了什么。

Just to try and decipher what exactly is going on.

当然会。

Absolutely.

你父亲的家在卡姆登镇。

And your father's home, it's in Camden Town.

对吧？

Correct?

对。

Yeah.

他还留着那房子呢，真的。

He's still got it, mate, honestly.

你怎么会想到去那儿？

How'd you land at that one?

哦，不。

Oh, no.

我不能。

I mustn't.

现在不是炫耀的时候。

This is no time to show off.

不行。

No.

继续吧。

Go on.

不。

No.

请停下。

Please Stop.

这样不合适。

It would be improper.

继续吧。

Go on.

动手吧。

Do it.

对。

Yeah.

来吧。

Come on.

好吧，既然你们都坚持，这套西装发霉了，可能从葬礼后就没穿过，但今天穿上了。

Well, if you all insist, suit is musty, unused since probably a funeral, but worn today.

穿正装让你很不自在。

Smart clothing is making you uncomfortable.

领口那颗扣子周围有点发红。

Some inflammation around that top button.

你穿它是因为觉得不得不穿，所以是场工作面试。

You wore it because you felt like you had to, so it was a job interview.

你从卡姆登来的。

You came from Camden.

你新更新的安卓系统把应用按最近使用时间排序了。

Your new Android update sorts apps in terms of recent usage.

里面有个叫LRCC的应用，图标是个咖啡杯。

One there called LRCC, logo of a coffee cup on it.

今天早上刚用过。

Just used this morning.

你喝了咖啡。

You've had coffee.

大多数人当然都喝咖啡，但今天这种天气，我能看到你鼻子上被外卖咖啡杯透气孔压出的印子。

Most people do, of course, but in this weather, I can see the impression on your nose of the ventilation hole of the takeaway coffee cup.

我能看到你牙龈有点发黄。

I can see the slight browning of your gums.

我还能闻到你嘴里的咖啡味。

I can smell it on your breath.

华生这里有漱口水，如果我说得让你不舒服了，维克多。

Watson here has mouthwash if I've made you uncomfortable, Victor.

是的。

Yeah.

是薄荷味的。

It it's spearmint.

没关系。

It's fine.

谢谢，

Thank you,

不过。

though.

LRCC。

LRCC.

C 很可能代表咖啡或咖啡馆。

C probably stands for coffee or cafe.

在谷歌上快速搜一下LRCC，发现是卡姆登的Living Room Cafe Club。

A quick Google of LRCC reveals Living Room Cafe Club in Camden.

如果你不住在附近，手机上不会有这种独立咖啡馆的App。

You wouldn't have the app of an independent cafe if you didn't live nearby.

对。

Yep.

一如既往地愉快。

Very enjoyable as always.

满意了吗？

Happy?

非常满意。

Very much so.

好了。

Right.

我们开始吧。

Let's get to it.

来点鸣谢。

Shout outs.

鸣谢环节。

Shout outs.

好的。

Right.

来了。

Here they are.

首先是最重要的，感谢詹姆斯·卢卡斯和Flo and Co团队。

To the most important one first, to James Lucas and the Flo and Co crew.

詹姆斯，莎拉的声音太棒了。

Sarah sounds amazing, James.

很遗憾她不在了。

I'm so sorry she's no longer with us.

祝你和跑步俱乐部一切顺利。

All the best to you and the running club.

特别感谢加拿大的Quinn、荷兰的Robin，还有Alex——我猜你也在荷兰吧。

Shout out to Quinn in Canada, Robin in The Netherlands, and to Alex, who I I assume I assume is also in The Netherlands.

还有纽卡斯尔的Crompton一家：Ben、Claire、Millie、Ella和Isaac。

To the Crompton crew, that's that's Ben, Claire, Millie, Ella, and Isaac in Newcastle.

你们好啊。

Hello, you lot.

加州的Jasmine，提前祝你生日快乐。

Jasmine in California, happy almost birthday.

哦，其实，说不定这期节目播出那天正好是你生日呢。

Oh, actually, you know, it might even be your birthday when this is out.

所以，生日快乐。

So happy birthday.

生日快乐。

Birthday.

这是给你的祝福，还有你在罗马尼亚的好朋友。

Here's a shout out to you and your best mate in Romania.

今天还有来自澳大利亚的夏洛特，真是天南地北。

Charlotte in Australia of all places today.

还有她的姐姐，她可能听也可能不听这个节目。

And to her sister who may or may not listen to the show.

印度的詹维，还有阿基、Q，他们四天就刷完了节目，还有他们的朋友罗曼娜推荐的。

Janvi in India, to Aki, to Q, who binged the show in four days, and their friend, Romana, who recommended it.

给星点个名。

Shout out to Star.

现在很多人都在考试，希望你们都拿到了理想的成绩。

Lots of people doing exams right now, so I hope you've all got the results you wanted.

如果没考好，那就算了。

And if you didn't, sod it.

你懂吧？

You know?

你会没事的。

You'll be alright.

这是约翰·沃森式的承诺。

That is a John Watson promise.

我保证。

Promise.

你会没事的。

You'll be alright.

曼努埃尔·亚历克西·布卡斯，向你致敬。

Manuel Alexi Boucas, shout out to you.

来自谢菲尔德的艾米丽。

Emily from Sheffield.

哦，糟了，我们到了卡姆登镇。

Oh, bollocks were at Camden Town.

到了。

Here we are.

多尼索普大厦。

Donnithorpe House.

哇。

Wow.

真漂亮。

It's beautiful.

太美了。

Stunning.

是的。

Yeah.

他做得不错，那位老先生。

He did alright, the old man.

他以前是做什么工作的？

What did he do for a living?

他在奥斯陆做石油行业。

He worked in oil back in Os.

他早年有过一段很痛苦的经历，但还是打拼出了不错的生活。

He had quite a traumatic experience back in the day, but managed to build a pretty decent

给自己谋了个不错的生活。

life for himself.

创伤经历？

Traumatic experience?

什么样的创伤？

In what sense?

我跟你说过这事，对吧？

I told you about that, didn't I?

对。

Right.

你肯定没说过。

Can't say you did.

格洛丽亚·斯科特号。

The Gloria Scott.

那个石油钻井平台。

The oil rig.

天哪。

Christ.

什么都瞒不过你。

Nothing gets past you.

什么油井？

What what oil rig?

格洛丽亚·斯科特号是一座因遭受袭击而闻名的油井。

The Gloria Scott was an oil rig made famous by coming under attack.

遭受袭击？

An attack?

全面袭击，就像劫持人质那种。

Full blown, like taking hostages.

我爸爸就是其中一个人质。

My dad was one of them.

他逃了出来，后来在霍恩比灯塔附近被发现冲上岸边——把鞋放那边就行。

Escaped and was found washed up by Hornby Lighthouse on the just put your shoes over there.

在悉尼海岸线上。

On the Sydney coastline.

哇。

Wow.

那太疯狂了。

That's crazy.

他没事吧？

Was he alright?

谁知道呢？

Who bloody knows?

哦，这里真不错，伙计。

Oh, this is lovely in here, mate.

是的。

Yes.

很气派，对吧？

Very grand, isn't it?

我妈妈很久以前装修的，现在看起来有点旧了。

My mom did all the decorating quite a long time ago, so it's looking a bit knackered.

不过，好吧，就这样吧。

But ah, here we go.

这是什么？

What's this?

你好。

Hiya.

你怎么样？

How are you?

嗨。

Hi.

约翰·沃森。

John Watson.

莱昂内尔·维克托。

Lionel Victor.

这位是老兄的父亲。

This fella's old man.

这是我爸，莱昂内尔。

This is my dad, Lionel.

这位是约翰、玛丽安娜和夏洛克。

This is John, Mariana, and Sherlock.

很高兴

Good to

认识你。

meet you.

你好。

Hiya.

很高兴认识你。

Good to meet you.

你好。

Hiya.

你好，特雷弗先生。

Hello, mister Trevor.

叫我莱昂内尔就好。

Lionel, please.

你的房子真漂亮。

You have beautiful home.

哦，非常感谢。

Oh, thanks so much.

谢谢。

Thank you.

那么，这位是夏洛克·福尔摩斯。

So this this is Sherlock Holmes.

我们曾在邓威奇待过一小段时间。

We were at Dunwich briefly.

我的天哪。

Bugger me.

真是老熟人啊，没错。

Blast from the past, Yes.

确实。

Quite.

维克多在我学生时代那段动荡的几年里很照顾我。

Victor looked after me in a turbulent couple of years back in the school days.

动荡的青春期。

The turbulent teens.

我记得很清楚。

I remember them well.

哎呀，真是见鬼了，快进来。

Well, bloody hell, come on.

喝一杯吧。

Grab a drink.

冰箱里还有几瓶啤酒。

A few brewskies in the fridge.

有

Got

有一些，对，有些酒什么的。

some some yeah, some wines and that.

哦，谢谢，莱昂内尔。

Oh, thanks, Lionel.

你，你

You you

你不用这么麻烦的。

you don't have to do all that.

没事。

Nah.

别担心。

Don't you worry.

我自己前几周也有个老朋友来过，对吧，维克？

I had a had an old friend over myself last few weeks, haven't I, Vic?

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

所以算是回报一下这位小老弟吧。总之，别客气，随便吃。

So return the favor to junior over here, Anyway, get stuck in.

冰箱里、酒柜里都有不少东西，各种吃的喝的都有。

There's plenty in the fridge and in the wine cooler and all sorts.

你那位老朋友，他现在在这儿吗？

Your old friend, is he here now?

在。

Yeah.

他就在……嗯，对。

He's just, yeah.

他在楼上。

He's he's upstairs.

我猜他一会儿就下来了。

He down in a tick, I bet.

我们以前见过吗，夏洛克？

Have we met before, Sherlock?

我们

We

见过。

have.

是的。

Yes.

他就是那个

He's the guy

就是玩那个老把戏的家伙。

The guy that does the old the trick.

那个读心术的。

The mind reader.

爸，他不是什么读心术大师。

He's not a mind reader, dad.

对。

Yeah.

很多时候差得远呢。

Far from it a lot of the time.

特雷弗先生，我有个小爱好，就是观察。

I have a little hobby of observation, mister Trevor.

那你没观察到我说我叫莱昂内尔吧？

Well, you didn't observe me telling you it's Lionel, did you?

是的。

Yes.

确实如此。

Quite.

莱昂内尔，抱歉。

Lionel, apologies.

没错。

That's right.

你，你告诉我那是什么来着？

You you told me what was it?

你能看出我去过哪里旅行，还习惯打拳击。

You were able to tell where I've been traveling, that I'm used to box.

还有心脏起搏器。

And the pacemaker.

什么？

The what?

心脏起搏器。

Pacemaker.

对。

Yep.

那个老心脏。

The old ticker.

对。

Yeah.

你知道我在石油行业工作过？

You knew I worked in oil?

嗯。

Mhmm.

是的。

Yeah.

我记得那件事。

I remember that.

一个瘦小的家伙给我看手相什么的。

Some scrawny little bugger reading me bloody palm or something.

对。

Yeah.

他也没退步。

He hasn't lost it either.

好时光啊。

Good times.

哦，你现在还做这个吗？

Oh, you still do it?

是的。

I do.

偶尔吧。

On occasion.

那挺好的。

Well, that's great.

爸，他现在可以给你看看。

He can do it on you now, dad.

不了。

Nah.

不。

No.

我好像听到亨特的声音了，我去看看他有没有事。

I I think I can hear Hunter, so I'll just see if he's okay.

维克多，他真的很贴心。

He's very sweet, Victor.

对。

Yeah.

楼上放音乐的是亨特吗？

That Hunter playing the music upstairs?

挺好听的。

Sweet tunes.

这旋律不错。

Tuneage.

别那样看着我。

Don't look at me like that.

大家都这么说。

People say that.

对吧？

Okay?

那株绿兰花。

The green orchid.

啊，

Ah,

来了来了。

here we go.

看吧，我就说我觉得会是个植物学家。

See, I told you I thought it was gonna be a botanist.

绿兰花是什么？

What's the green orchid?

爸爸的那株兰花在那边。

Dad's orchid over there.

不是同一盆。

It isn't the same one.

对。

Yeah.

就是同一盆。

Same one.

不可能。

It can't be.

跟你说，哥们儿。

Telling you, mate.

他可喜欢那东西了。

He loves that thing.

是吗？

Does he indeed?

你要是想要兰花，我可以给你买一盆，夏洛克。

If you want an orchid, I can buy you an orchid, Sherlock.

这个不一样。

This one is different.

对。

Yeah.

好了，趁老爷子还没看见，赶紧放下。

Well, put it down before the old man sees.

明白吗？

Alright?

确实。

Indeed.

行。

Right.

华生，开始干活吧。

Watson, get to work.

抱歉。

Sorry.

什么？

What?

游戏计划。

The game plan.

开始吧。

Go.

游戏计划。

The game plan.

给点提示吧，伙计。

Give us a clue, mate.

哦，我没跟大家一起讨论过吗？

Oh, did I not discuss it with the group?

看来没有。

Apparently not.

我以为我做过一个很精彩的演讲，把行动计划都跟你们说了，还分配了不同的角色。

I thought I did a very grand speech where I took you all through my plan of action and assigned various roles.

失误了。

Mistake.

好吧。

Right.

维克多告诉我们，莱昂内尔和亨特经常在二楼休息室待着。

Victor here told us that Lionel and Hunter will often spend time in the 2nd Floor lounge.

对。

Right.

是的。

Yeah.

所以你要去那里，把麦克风藏在沙发垫子里。

So you will go and plant your microphone in there amongst the couch cushions

或者放

or Put

在书架上。

it on the bookshelf.

放在书架上。

On the bookshelf.

让它一直录着，我们之后可以听听，看看能从这段特别的关系里发现什么。

Leave it recording, and we can have a listen later to glean what we can from this most peculiar relationship.

对。

Right.

好的。

Okay.

哦，这里。

Oh, here.

那你在干什么？

So what are doing?

反正我也要去上厕所。

I need to pee anyway.

行，别录自己上厕所就行。

Well, don't record yourself peeing.

我们正在积极寻找赞助商。

We're actively searching for sponsors.

不行。

No.

我会把麦克风藏在房间里。

I will plant the microphone in the room.

哦，对。

Ah, right.

好的。

Okay.

上楼。

Up the stairs.

客厅在右手边第一个门。

Lounge is the first right.

洗手间在走廊尽头。

Bathroom is at the end of the corridor.

请按那个顺序来，因为我不想在这期节目开头加个声明说里面有女人小便的声音。

And do them in that order, please, because I don't wanna put a disclaimer at the beginning of this episode that says it contains woman peeing.

听众们，跟我来。

Come with me, listeners.

该让你们干活了。

Time to put you to work.

这房子真漂亮。

This is such a beautiful home.

正上楼呢，深色木头，好多照片，家庭照。

Just heading up the stairs, very dark wood, lots of photos, family photos.

好，现在我在二楼。

Okay, now I'm on the 2nd Floor.

哦，不对不对。

Oh, or No, no, no.

对，是二楼吧？

Yeah, 2nd 2nd Floor?

二楼。

2nd Floor.

好的。

Okay.

我看到休息室了，哦。

I see the lounge and oh.

哦。

Oh.

糟糕。

Shit.

糟糕。

Shit.

糟糕。

Shit.

糟糕。

Shit.

糟了。

Shit.

等一下。

Hold on.

等一下。

Hold on.

哎呀。

Oops.

哦，亲爱的。

Aw, sweetie.

嗨。

Hi.

嗨。

Hi.

嗨。

Hi.

哦。

Oh.

就那一个。

Just that one.

快速上个厕所。

Quick bathroom break.

好的。

Yeah.

好的。

Yeah.

好的。

Yeah.

没关系。

No worries.

现在那个。

That one now.

我是亨特。

I'm Hunter.

玛丽安娜。

Mariana.

不是吧。

No shit.

是埃利奥特。

It's Elliot.

是玛丽安娜。

It's Mariana.

西班牙。

Spain.

靠。

Fuck.

对。

Yeah.

西班牙。

Spain.

当然。

Of course.

西班牙的女孩都跟你一样漂亮。

They all is pretty as you in Spain.

是吗？

Yeah?

行还是不行？

Yay or nay?

看到了吗，先生？

See, senor?

你是怎么认识特雷弗一家的？

How how do you know the Trevor family?

我和莱昂内尔交情很深，很久以前就认识了。

My Lionel and I go a long, long way back.