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Lemonada。
Lemonada.
亲爱的听众朋友们，你们好。
Hello, dear listeners.
我是Snoop，一位来自伦敦的顶级狗狗侦探，现在驻扎在宁静的普弗拉格维尔小镇，负责指导新来的小狗警员Sniffy。
I'm Snoop, a top notch dog detective from London, now stationed in the quaint town of Pflugerville to mentor Sniffy, a promising puppy recruit.
我们的任务是确保普弗拉格维尔没有犯罪。
Our mission is to keep Pflugerville crime free.
到目前为止，Sniffy和我保持着百分之百的破案率。
And so far, Sniffy and I have a 100% success rate.
犯罪从不休息，所以Sniffy和我一直在寻找新的小侦探。
Crime never sleeps, so Sniffy and I are always looking for new junior detectives.
所以来吧。
So come on.
加入我们，一起破解谜团，享受无穷乐趣，在Spotify、Apple或其他你收听播客的平台上收听Snoop和Sniffy。
Join us in solving mysteries and having a lot of fun by listening to Snoop and Sniffy on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.
宇宙大脑。
Brains on universe.
批判性思维比以往任何时候都重要。
Thinking critically is more important than ever.
这就是我们让smashboom变得最好的原因。
That's why we make smashboom best.
我们希望每个孩子都知道如何识别好的论点，如何指出逻辑谬误，但没有你的支持，这一切都不可能实现。
We want every kid to know how to spot a good argument and how to call out a logical fallacy, but none of it is possible without your support.
说真的，如果听众不站出来支持，我们可能会消失。
Seriously, we could disappear if our listeners don't step up.
但这一步很简单。
But that part is easy.
只需加入Smarty Pass。
Just join Smarty Pass.
你将获得我们节目的无广告版本、与团队特别线上互动、周边折扣等等。
You'll get access to ad free versions of our shows, special online hangs with our crew, discounts on merch, and more.
而且，知道自己在帮我们支付辩手、音效设计师、编剧等人的工资，你会感觉很好。
Plus, you'll feel great knowing you're helping us pay our debaters, sound designers, writers, and more.
现在就去smartypass.org加入吧。
Join now at smartypass.org.
谢谢。
Thank you.
现在，好戏开场了。
Now it's showtime.
来自《大脑在线》背后的团队，这里是《粉碎爆炸最佳》。
From the brains behind brains on, it's smash boom best.
这个节目是为那些有主见的人准备的。
The show for people with big opinions.
嗨。
Hi.
我是莫莉·布鲁姆，这里是《粉碎爆炸最佳》。
I'm Molly Bloom, and this is smash boom best.
这个节目会把两样东西放在一起，让你来评判哪个更好。
The show where we take two things, smash them together, and ask you to decide which one is best.
今天，是公园对公园。
Today, it's park versus park.
一个是水花四溅的地方，有滑梯和波浪。
One is a splashy place with slides and waves.
另一个是蹦床乐园，有游戏和障碍。
The other, a bounce house with games and obstacles.
对。
Yeah.
我们要辩论的是水上乐园和蹦床公园。
We're debating water parks and trampoline parks.
今天来为水上乐园的精彩世界助阵的是演员玛丽娜·斯奎尔西亚蒂。
Here to make a splash for the wonderful world of water parks is actor Marina Squerciati.
来自芝加哥的超级问候。
A big wave from Chicago.
我迫不及待想跳进去，好好跟你们说说水上乐园有多棒。
I cannot wait to dive in and tell you all about the cool things that water parks have to offer.
所以系好安全带
So buckle up
因为我马上要大显身手了。
because I'm about to make a splash.
哦。
Oh.
接下来，为蹦床公园队挺身而出的是律师兼前辩论选手，伊莱·凯-奥利芬特。
And here to leap into action for Team Trampoline Parks, it's lawyer and former competitive debater, Eli Kay-Oliphant.
我来这里就是要抢占先机。
I'm here to get a jump on things.
哦，我们得提一下，你们俩是夫妻。
Oh, and we should point out that you two are married.
你确定你们的关系不会影响今天的辩论吗？
Are you sure your relationship won't get in the way of your debate today?
哦，那肯定会。
Oh, it definitely will.
很难说。
Hard to say.
我们今天的评委是来自明尼苏达州明尼阿波利斯的马文。
Our judge today is Marvin from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
马文养了四只猫，在学校玩极限飞盘，喜欢橙汁鸡，家里还有一台3D打印机。
Marvin has four cats, plays ultimate Frisbee for his school, loves orange chicken, and has a three d printer at home.
你好，马文。
Hi, Marvin.
你好。
Hi.
很高兴来到这里。
It's great to be here.
那你平时都3D打印些什么东西呢？
So what kind of stuff do you three d print?
我主要打印电子游戏里的手办，比如宝可梦手办，还有一款叫《空洞骑士》的游戏里的手办。
I mostly print figurines from video games, like Pokemon figurines and figurines from a video game called Hollow Knight.
好的。
Okay.
不过我也会打印一些解压玩具。
But I also print some fidgets too.
真酷。
Very cool.
听说你还会玩音乐。
So you also are a musician.
对。
Mhmm.
你会演奏哪些乐器？
What instruments do you play?
我会弹钢琴、打架子鼓，还在学校乐队里负责打击乐。
I play piano, drum set, and percussion in my school band.
有意思。
Fun.
你在学校乐队里最喜欢的打击乐器是什么？
What's your favorite percussion instrument in school band?
大概是管钟吧。
Probably the chimes.
哦，那挺有意思的。
Oh, very fun.
就是那种有点像‘呜’的声音，然后是一个很好听的小点缀，对吧？
So that's like where it's kinda like, whoo, and it's a nice little accent?
不是。
No.
那是用锤子敲的大钟。
That's the big bells that hit with hammers.
那些很酷。
Those are cool.
听起来很响。
I sound like big.
对。
Yeah.
好。
Okay.
那真的很酷。
That's really cool.
在乐队里你是不是要数很多休止符？
Do you have to count a lot of rests in bands?
很多。
A lot.
就等着你的高光时刻，嗯。
To wait for your big moment Mhmm.
然后你带着那些酷炫的钟琴进来。
And you come in with those cool chimes.
玩极限飞盘，你最喜欢的是什么？
What's your favorite thing about playing ultimate frisbee?
就是大家在比赛时展现的那种精神。
Just the spirit that everybody has while playing the sport.
那真的很棒。
That's really cool.
每个人都超级友好。
Everybody's super nice.
即使一方落后很多，大家也都很支持。
Even when one team is losing by a lot, everybody's very supportive.
那真的很棒。
That's really cool.
那么，马文会选哪个公园呢？
Well, which park will Marvin pick?
我们很想知道。
We are eager to find out.
但首先，来说说比赛规则。
But first, the rules of the game.
每场辩论分为四个环节：伟大宣言、微辩论、突袭环节和最后六强。
Every debate consists of four rounds, declaration of greatness, the micro round, the sneak attack, and final six.
每轮结束后，我们的评委马文会给最打动他的队伍打分，但他会保密自己的决定，直到辩论结束才揭晓。
After each round, our judge, Marvin, will award points to the team that impresses him the most, but he'll keep his decisions top secret until the end of the debate.
听众朋友们，我们也希望你们来当评委。
Listeners, we want you to judge too.
听的时候，记下你们给各队的分数。
Mark down your points as you listen.
节目结束后，请访问我们的网站 smashboom.org，为你认为获胜的队伍投票。
At the end of the show, head to our website, smashboom.org and vote for whichever team you think won.
好的。
Okay.
玛丽娜、伊莱和马文，你们准备好了吗？
Marina, Eli, and Marvin, are you ready?
走吧。
Let's go.
我准备好了。
I'm ready.
走吧。
Let's go.
开始吧。
Let's do this.
好的。
Alright.
那么现在是时候进行
Then it's time for the
伟大宣言。
Declaration of Greatness.
在这一轮中，我们的辩手将提出一个精心构思、引人入胜的论点来支持他们的立场。
In this round, our debaters will present a well crafted, immersive argument in favor of their side.
然后他们每人有三十秒的时间来反驳对方的观点。
Then they'll each have thirty seconds to rebut their opponent's statements.
我们抛硬币决定。
We flip to coin.
玛丽娜，你先来。
And, Marina, you're up first.
告诉我们为什么湿身狂欢才是正确的选择。
Tell us why wet and wild is the way to go.
让我给你描绘一幅纯粹快乐的画面。
Let me paint you a picture of pure joy.
现在是夏天，又不用上学。
It's summer, and there's no school.
所以一开始就已经很完美了。
So already, we're off to a pretty great start.
外面天气很好，你准备好去冒险了。
It's beautiful outside, and you are ready for an adventure.
但是游乐场上的金属太烫了，没法碰，蚊子也太多，没法散步。
But it's too hot to touch the metal on the playground, and there are too many mosquitoes for a walk.
那就去水上乐园吧。
Enter the water park.
无论是10岁、15岁，还是35岁，这都是夏天玩耍的完美方式。
The perfect way to play on a summer day whether you're 10 or 15 or maybe 35.
不管你想玩什么，总有一条水滑道在等着你。
Whatever kind of fun you're looking for, there's a water slide with your name on it.
拿上你的垫子，躺下来，交叉双臂，独自一人去体验螺旋滑道，在蜿蜒的水上隧道里呼啸而下，享受水上的乐趣。
Grab your mat, lie back, cross your arms, and take on the spiral splash, whooshing your way down a twisty tunnel of watery fun all by yourself.
但现在是夏天，是时候和朋友一起玩了。
But it's summer, and it's time to hang out with friends.
所以，和你的好朋友一起拿个游泳圈，一起滑下去吧。
So grab an inner tube with your bestie and go down a ride together.
更多好朋友？
More besties?
没问题。
No problem.
直接跳上一个四人游泳圈就行。
Just hop on a four person inner tube.
你是谁？
Who are you?
哦，抱歉。
Oh, sorry.
上错游泳圈了。
Wrong inner tube.
不过
But
也许你不是来放松和玩的。
maybe you're not here to relax and have fun.
也许你想要的是心跳加速、手心冒汗、胃里翻腾的刺激感。
Maybe you want heart pounding, palm sweating, stomach flopping thrills.
好了，现在是玩急速滑道的时候了。
Well, it's time for the drop shoot.
在
After
玩了那么多之后，该吃点东西了。
all that fun, it's time for a snack.
而且，哇，你可是要大饱口福了。
And, oh, boy, are you in for a treat.
这里有漏斗蛋糕、热狗、薯条、超大杯柠檬水、迪平 dots、炸奥利奥、软椒盐卷饼、玉米片、披萨、糖果、吉事果、冰淇淋，还有更多好吃的。
There's funnel cake, hot dogs, french fries, a giant lemonade, Dipping Dots, fried Oreos, soft pretzels, nachos, pizza, candy, churros, ice cream, and so much more.
说实话，如果我有神灯，这顿饭就是我的愿望。
Honestly, if I had a genie, this meal would be my wish.
玛丽娜，这是你专属的夏日美食自助餐。
Here's your buffet of the absolute best summer foods, Marina.
谢谢，神灯精灵。
Thanks, Magical Genie.
嘿，玛丽娜，我能尝一口那个漏斗蛋糕吗？
Say, Marina, can I get a bite of that funnel cake?
恐怕不行，魔法精灵。
I'm afraid not, Magical Genie.
但也许你可以去排队自己买一个。
But maybe get in line and get your own.
哎呀，好吧。
Oh, man.
水上乐园，夏天最棒的一切。
Water parks, the best of everything summer.
乐趣、朋友、美食。
Fun, friends, food.
但最好的游乐设施不仅给你刺激，还教你技能。
But the best rides don't just give you thrills, they give you skills.
听着，我们大人本不该告诉你这个，但毕业后，你可能再也不需要微积分了。
Look, us grown ups aren't supposed to tell you this, but after you graduate, you may never need AP calculus again.
但是游泳呢？
But swimming?
这是一项你一辈子都用得上的技能，所以基本上每个水上乐园都是游泳的暑期学校。
That's a skill you'll use your whole life, which basically makes every water park summer school for swimming.
好玩又能学到东西？
Fun and learning?
你爸妈没法反对。
Your parents can't object.
今天，我们很荣幸地授予玛丽娜·斯奎尔恰蒂游泳最高荣誉文凭。
Today, we proudly award Marina Squerciati a diploma with the highest honors in swimming.
辅修水上滑梯。
With a minor in water sliding.
谢谢。
Thank you.
谢谢。
Thank you.
非常感谢。
Thank you so much.
是的。
Yes.
谢谢。
Thank you.
妈妈，不好意思打断你重要的播客录制，但我不想下水。
Mom, sorry to interrupt your big important podcast recording, but I don't wanna go in the water.
我害怕黏糊糊的海藻、蜇人的水母，还有鱼咬我的脚趾头。
I'm scared of slimy seaweed and stingy jellyfish and fish nibbling on my toes.
亲爱的，我们不是去海边游泳。
We're not going swimming at the beach, honey.
这是水上乐园，没有水母、海藻，也没有鱼来咬你。
It's watery fun with no jellyfish or seaweed or fish nibbling.
那我们鱼可就惨了。
That stinks for us fish.
哎呀，天哪。
Oh, man.
水上乐园看起来真好玩。
Water parks look so fun.
真希望我这条鱼也能去那儿玩。
I wish this fish could play there too.
你刚才是说“希望”吗？
Did you say wish?
等等，伙计。
Hold on, my guy.
神灯精灵。
Genie.
我就在这儿呢。
I'm right here.
你不用喊那么大声。
You don't have to scream so loud.
哦，抱歉。
Oh, sorry.
你能帮这条鱼实现去水上乐园玩的愿望吗？
Could you grant this fish's wish to play at a water park?
当然可以。
Of course.
现在你变成一个小男孩了。
Now you are a human boy.
哇。
Woah.
膝盖真是腿上奇怪的圆疙瘩，但现在我可以玩所有滑梯了。
Knees are really weird round bumps in the middle of your legs, but now I can ride all the slides.
水上乐园另一个很棒的地方是，每个人都能找到乐趣。
Another amazing thing about water parks is there is fun for everyone.
你弟弟可以在浅水区玩，奶奶可以在懒人河上漂流，或者你可以去蹦床公园尽情蹦跳。
Your little brother can play on the splash pad, grandma can float down the lazy river, or you can go to a trampoline park and just bounce.
其实，刚才说的不算。
Actually, scratch that.
小弟弟太小了跳不了，奶奶的膝盖也不同意。
Baby brother can't jump because he's too little, and grandma's knees vote no.
所以看来只能你自己一个人蹦了。
So I guess it's just you bouncing alone.
嘿，玛丽娜。
Hey, Marina.
你的愿望都许完了吗？
Are you done with your wishes?
哦，嗨，神灯精灵。
Oh, hey, magical genie.
对。
Yeah.
完全搞定了。
Totally.
为什么？
Why?
我想去那边和那个小鱼男一起玩水花。
I wanna go play at the splash pad with fish boy over there.
他看起来玩得很开心。
He looks like he's having a blast.
我喜欢水上乐园。
I love water parks.
而且谁知道有对生拇指还能让你占优势呢。
And who knew opposable thumbs gave you a leg up in
在这个世界上？
the world?
这太棒了。
This is the best.
去吧。
Go for it.
说实话，我之前还有点内疚没跟你分享我的油炸蛋糕，这样咱们就算扯平了。
Honestly, I was feeling a little guilty about not sharing my funnel cake, so this makes us even.
所以，如果你准备好享受人生中最快乐的时光，那就快来水上乐园吧，那里有夏天最美好的日子。
So if you're ready to have the best time of your life, then come on down to the water park where the best days of summer happen.
嘿，神灯精灵和小鱼仔。
Hey, magical genie and fish boy.
等等我。
Wait for me.
水上乐园能让你的所有梦想和愿望成真。
Water parks make all your dreams and wishes come true.
马文，玛丽娜说这里很棒，你觉得最打动你的是什么？
Marvin, what stood out to you about Marina's declaration of greatness?
最打动我的是，水上乐园能让各个年龄段的人都玩得开心。
What stood out to me was the thing about all ages being able to do things at the water park.
对。
Mhmm.
这挺有意思的。
That was interesting.
而且没有鱼和海藻，这总是一个加分项。
And the not having fish and seaweed, that's always a plus.
这确实总是加分项。
That is always a plus.
伊莱，你有三十秒时间给玛丽娜的观点泼冷水，你的时间现在开始。
Eli, you've got thirty seconds to throw cold water on Marina's points, and your time starts right now.
所有年龄段的人都能去水上乐园？
All ages can go to the water park?
得了吧。
Come on.
很多项目都有身高限制，你必须达到这个高度才能玩。
You must be this tall to ride so many of those things.
而且玛丽娜一开始就用了我们最有力的论点。
And Marina started with the argument that's our best argument.
而且只有夏天才开放。
It's only in the summertime.
季节性活动非常有限。
Seasonal activities are totally limited.
还有，那个滑梯，想想你能被卡得多紧，你还想在水上乐园买零食？
Also, the drop shoot talk about how much of a wedgie you can get and you wanna buy snacks at the water park?
那些东西贵得要命，再加上门票钱，真是花太多钱了。
Those those cost so much money including and add that to the ticket prices, so much money.
还有，她说你可以在水上乐园学游泳。
Also, that she said that you could learn to swim at a water park.
拜托。
Come on.
你不可能躺在懒人河的游泳圈上学游泳吧。
You can't learn to swim while you're in a lazy river on an inner tube.
她说没有鱼咬你，但还有细菌呢。
And she said no fish nibbling, but there's bacteria also.
哦，
Oh,
那真的不错。
that was really good.
好。
Okay.
好。
Okay.
首先，如果我能选择被扯一下内裤而不是摔断腿，我宁愿选前者，兄弟。
First of all, if I can risk a wedgie rather than a broken leg, I'll do it, man.
我能选择被扯内裤吗？
I can I can pick a wedgie?
我可没法把断腿接回去。
I can't unpick a broken leg.
你在那儿也可能摔断腿。
You can get a broken leg there too.
还有，嘿。
Also also hey.
这次轮到我了，伙计。
This is my turn, buddy.
轮到我了。
My turn.
因为你得长这么高才行。
Because you should be this tall.
如果你没这么高，还有其他地方可以去。
And And if you're not this tall, there's other places you can go.
如果你在蹦床公园里个子很小，他们甚至不让你进去。
And if you're very small at at a trampoline park, they don't even let you go in.
所以你什么都做不了。
So you can't do anything.
你只能坐在那儿看着你兄弟姐妹蹦。
You're just sitting watching your sibling bounce.
对最小的孩子做这种事，真是太糟糕了。
What a terrible thing to do to your youngest child.
你肯定是个很糟糕的人，埃比尼泽。
What a terrible person you must be, Ebenezer.
对吧？
Okay?
我想我要说的就这些了。
And I think that's all I have to say.
哎呀，天哪。
Oh, man.
就这样了。
That is it.
哦，对。
Oh, yeah.
你说的是季节性的？
You said you said seasonal?
兄弟，有室内水上乐园啊。
There's indoor water parks, man.
你在干嘛呢？
What are you doing?
比如说，你有没有住过
Like, have you lived
杂货店。
grocers.
你有没有住过，比如说，在深冬的时候
Have you lived, like, if in the depths of
冬天的细菌。
winter bacteria.
深冬的时候，你会想，我该干嘛呢？
Depths of winter, you're like, what am I gonna do?
我可以在室内看看雪，或者，或者我可以随时去威斯康星戴尔斯玩水上乐园。
I could look at the snow from my indoor indoors, or or I could go to Wisconsin Dells and go to a water park anytime.
太棒了。
Boom.
太厉害了，朋友。
Smashboom, my friend.
那是最棒的。
That was the best.
哇。
Wow.
我感觉自己像是在排长队等着玩一个无聊的游乐设施。
I feel like I'm standing in a long line for a a silly ride.
天哪。
Oh my goodness.
这已经是一场很棒的辩论了。
This is a great debate already.
接下来，我们会听到蹦床公园队的发言。
Coming up, we're gonna hear from Team Trampoline Parks.
不过先插播一条简短的广告。
But first, a quick break.
最棒。
Best.
粉碎。
Smash.
粉碎。
Smash.
最棒。
Best.
好。
Okay.
玛丽娜为水上乐园造了势，现在轮到伊莱了。
Marina made waves for water parks, but now it's Eli's turn.
跟我们说说，为什么蹦床公园让你高兴得跳起来。
Tell us why trampoline parks make you jump for joy.
嘿。
Hey.
我很高兴来到这里，或者我该说，你听懂了吗？
I'm excited to be here, or should I say did you understand that?
这是蹦床语，一种我完全根据蹦床声音学习的语言。
It's trampolines, a language I'm learning based entirely on trampoline sounds.
比如，如果你想表达“哇，这地方太棒了”，你就说“蹦”；如果是吃零食的时间，你就说“哦”；要是想额外打个招呼，就说“嘿”。你问我为什么学一种基于蹦床声音的语言？
Like, if you wanna say, wow, this place rules, you'd go or if it's time for a snack break, you go oh, and for extra catch up, it's why am I learning a language based on trampoline sounds, you ask?
嗯，因为你在蹦床公园里需要一种交流方式。
Well, because you need a way to communicate at the trampoline park.
当你的嘴在喊“耶”的时候，很难正常说话。
It can be hard to use your mouth when it's going, yay.
对我来说，蹦床公园一直是一种交流的方式。
For me, trampoline parks have always been a way to communicate.
我女儿小的时候，我常带她去，甚至在她还不太会说话的时候。
I'd take our daughter when she was little, even before she was able to say a lot.
这是我告诉她我相信她的方式。
It was my way of telling her, I believe in you.
而且我知道你精力充沛，喜欢调皮捣蛋。
And I know you have a ton of energy and you like to be silly and wild.
你猜怎么着？
Guess what?
我也是。
Me too.
那我们走吧。
So let's go.
她会玩得很开心，我也能像孩子一样蹦蹦跳跳。
She would have a blast and I'd get to jump around like a kid too.
那真是太棒了。
It was pretty rad.
现在我又可以和她弟弟一起重温这一切了。
And now I get to do it all over again with her little brother.
而且蹦床公园在冬天真是救命稻草，那时候下雨，水上乐园都关门了。
And trampoline parks are a lifesaver in the winter when it's rainy when water parks close or shut down.
我是说，我们住在芝加哥，那里冷得冰块都发抖。
I mean, where we live in Chicago, it can get so cold ice cubes start to shiver.
冬天里，一个有暖气的室内游乐场真是太棒了。
In the winter, a heated indoor play space is awesome.
夏天要是下雨，你照样能蹦。
And in the summer when it rains, you can still jump.
哦，热天去那儿也特别好，你知道吗？
Oh, they're great on hot days too, don't you know?
那儿有空调。
They've got air conditioning.
对。
Mhmm.
说得对，这位陌生的老人家。
Great point, random senior citizen.
顺便问一下，年轻人，你能告诉我当地的蹦床公园几点关门吗？
By the way, young man, could you tell me when the local trampoline park closes?
十点。
Ten.
你是要带孙子孙女去吗？
Are you going to take the grandkids?
哦，天哪。
Oh, gosh.
不是。
No.
哦，不。
Oh, no.
不是。
No.
我自己去。
I'm going by myself.
等等。
Wait.
真的吗？
Really?
哦，那当然啦。
Oh, you betcha.
这样更容易做我的侧手翻。
It's easier to do my side tricks.
我会做后空翻、转体、跑墙，你能想到的我都行。
I do backflips, twists, wall running, you name it.
我需要空间来展示我的舞姿。
I need space to get my groove on.
哇。
Wow.
她真是把动作都带出来了。
She's really bringing the moves.
哦，那当然。
Oh, for sure.
我会录下自己玩特技的视频，然后发到TikTok上。
I record myself doing tricks and then post them to TikTok.
我的用户名是Skynana。
My username is Skynana.
现在，让我从你旁边挤过去。
Now, let me scooch right on past you.
我得去练习了。
Gotta go practice.
拜拜啦。
Bye bye now.
Skynana让我想起另一件事。
Skynana reminds me of another thing.
蹦床公园在很多方面都特别有用。
Trampoline parks are so good for so many things.
你可以玩技巧，也可以纯粹为了好玩而蹦跳，而且蹦床既是极好的有氧运动，又能帮助培养平衡感、协调性和空间感知能力。
You can do tricks, you can bounce just for fun, and trampolining is both excellent cardio exercise while also helping develop balance, coordination, and spatial awareness.
幼儿游乐区和专门的跳跃时段让小家伙们也能参与进来。
Toddler play areas and jumping times let the littles in on the action.
当然，你绝对不能忘记体育史上最伟大的发明——躲避球。
And of course, you can't forget the greatest invention in the history of sports, dodgeball.
这里比水上乐园好玩多了，在水上乐园你只能排着无尽的长队晒太阳，滑个七秒钟的滑梯还让你内裤卡住，或者无聊地漂在懒人河里，说实话，那条河真该改名叫‘尿尿河’。
So much more to do than at a water park where your options are waiting in endless lines while getting a sunburn, seven seconds of a slide that gives you an atomic wedgie, or taking a boring ride in a lazy river, which, let's be real, should really be called the Pee Pee River.
不是我干的。
It wasn't me.
我来的时候泳池就已经又暖又黄了。
The pool was warm and yellow when I got here.
随你怎么说，孩子。
Whatever you say, kid.
行吧。
Sure.
水上乐园确实不错。
Water parks can be great.
很适合了解哪些细菌容易通过水传播。
Great for learning which germs easily spread through the water.
剧透一下，通常是那些引起腹泻的细菌。
Spoiler, usually the diarrhea ones.
蹦床公园教的东西更有价值，那就是独立。
Trampoline parks teach something much more valuable, independence.
孩子有很多地方可以自己去玩，而且各种难度都有，可以挑战自己。
There are so many spots for a kid to go and play on their own, and there are all levels of challenge to test yourself with.
从滑索、泡沫长矛对战区，到跳台和攀岩墙，让孩子在蹦床公园自由玩耍，能让他们学会勇敢、挑战自己、学习新技能，还能增强自信。
From zip lines or foam jousting areas to drops and climbing walls, letting a kid loose at the trampoline park gives them a chance to be brave, push themselves, learn new skills, and gain confidence.
水上乐园提供的挑战只有一种，那就是滑滑梯。
Water parks offer one kind of challenge, going down a slide.
如果你喜欢滑滑梯，很多蹦床公园也有大滑梯。
And if that's your thing, lots of trampoline parks have big slides too.
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但如果你想要一个应有尽有的好选择，想随时撒野、消耗精力，不管什么季节什么天气，那我只有一句话要对你说。
But if you want buffet of awesome options, a chance to be wild and burn energy any time of year and no matter the weather, then I have one thing to say to you.
那就是蹦床，准备好欢呼雀跃吧。
That's trampolines for get ready to jump for joy.
哇。
Wow.
我在那儿学了一门新语言，蹦床语言。
I learned a new language there, the trampoline language.
好。
Alright.
马文，关于伊莱对蹦床的这番大力推崇，你印象最深的是什么？
Marvin, what stood out to you about Eli's declaration of greatness?
我喜欢它说全年都可以玩，不用看天气这一点。
I like the part about it being all year and not having to be based on the weather
对。
Mhmm.
而且它还能让人锻炼身体。
And the fact that it gives people exercise.
很好。
Very good.
作为明尼苏达人，你肯定能理解怕冷这个理由。
As a Minnesotan, you can appreciate that cold weather argument.
对。
Yeah.
我肯定。
I'm sure.
好。
Okay.
玛丽娜，现在轮到你来反驳了。
Marina, it is time for your rebuttal.
你有三十秒时间把蹦床公园拉回现实，三十秒计时开始。
You've got thirty seconds to bring trampoline parks back down to earth, and your thirty seconds starts now.
莫莉，我现在得打断你一下。
Molly, I wanna stop you right now.
你不该学别的语言，蹦床，因为你拥有国际通用的笑声语言，那就是水上乐园的语言。
You shouldn't learn another language, trampolines, because you have the international language of laughter, which is the language of the water park.
第二，有氧运动。
Secondly, cardio.
如果你没爬过一千级台阶去水上乐园最高的滑梯，那这个夏天你的大腿可没真正锻炼到。
If you haven't climbed a thousand steps to get to the highest slide at a water park, you haven't really worked those thighs this summer.
还有，我跟你说，没有哪个老年人会去蹦床公园。
Also, let me tell you, there's no senior citizen who's going to trampoline park.
所以奶奶呢，她就在等候区待着，那些地方真的就只有苹果泥袋啊，还有葡萄什么的。
So grandma, she's out in the waiting room, and there's really only, like, applesauce pouches and, like, you know, grapes at those places.
还有，那个蹦床的声音听起来太无聊了。
Also, the the sound of that trampoline sounded so boring.
我们现在说的是笑声。
We're talking about laughter right now.
就是说，你排队等很久，晒得皮肤发红，还要爬好多台阶做有氧运动，那时候你根本笑不出来。
That's that you're not gonna be laughing while you're just waiting in a long line getting sunburned, walking up a bunch of steps for cardio.
拜托。
Come on.
这跟蹦床公园里你能做的翻转、攀爬和跳跃比起来，根本不算什么。
That's nothing in comparison to the flips and the climbing and the jumping that you can do on a trampoline park.
而且，拜托。
And come on.
她甚至都没回应我最有力的论点，那就是躲避球。
She didn't even answer my best argument, which was dodgeball.
马文，如果你喜欢极限飞盘，记住躲避球才是终极团队运动，充满竞技性。
If you like ultimate frisbee, Marvin, remember that dodgeball is the ultimate team sport with competitive activity.
好的。
Okay.
马文，是时候给分啦。
Marvin, it is time to award some points.
请给你最喜欢的伟大宣言投一分，再给说服你的反驳投一分。
Please give one point to the declaration of greatness that you liked best and one point to the rebuttal that won you over.
你来决定什么才算是有说服力的论点。
You get to decide what makes a winning argument.
是不是有一队的事实更酷？
Did one team have cooler facts?
是不是另一队把自己的立场说得更有趣？
Did another team make their side sound like more fun?
投出你的分数，但不要告诉我们你投给了谁。
Award your points, but don't tell us who they're going to.
你做好决定了吗？
Have you made your decision?
是的。
Yes.
太好了。
Wonderful.
伊莱和玛丽娜，你们俩现在感觉怎么样？
Eli and Marina, how are you two feeling so far?
我真的很担心我们的关系。
I'm really worried about our relationship.
让我告诉你，赢得我心的秘诀就是之后来一杯冷萃咖啡，我觉得你得请我喝。
Let me tell you the secret to my heart is a cold brew after this, which I think you're gonna have to buy me.
看到了吧？
See?
很简单。
It's easy.
就一杯冷萃咖啡。
Just a cold brew.
没问题的。
It'll be fine.
好了。
Alright.
该休息一下了。
It's time for a quick break.
涂点防晒霜，或者把防滑袜提上来。
Slather on some sunscreen or pull up your grippy socks.
我们马上回来，继续带来更多精彩内容。
And we'll be right back with more smashboom best.
你正在收听的是《辩论之州》，这里充满激烈的言辞和令人惊叹的辩论。
You're listening to State of Debate, home to rage rhetoric and awe inspiring argumentation.
嗨，各位辩论迷们。
Hi, Stavie Debaties.
我是泰勒·林肯，今天和我一起的是我的搭档托德·道格拉斯。
I'm Taylor Lincoln, and I'm here with the Bert to my Ernie, Todd Douglas.
我能说什么呢？
What can I say?
我就是喜欢竖条纹，也喜欢做个现实主义者。
I love vertical stripes and being a realist.
我还特别喜欢挑逻辑谬误。
I also love spotting logical fallacies.
逻辑谬误是辩论中的大坑，会让你的论点变弱。
A logical fallacy is a debate doozy that makes your argument weaker.
我们刚才就看到有人用了中间立场谬误。
And we just saw someone use the middle ground fallacy.
就是那种认为两个极端之间的中间立场一定是真理的想法。
That's when someone thinks that the middle ground between two extremes must be the truth.
你们看看这个。
Check it out.
嘿，凯莉。
Hey, Carrie.
你要不要来一颗巧克力花生酱杯？
Do you want a chocolate peanut butter cup?
哦，好啊。
Oh, yeah.
那是我最喜欢的。
Those are my favorite.
谢谢，山姆。
Thanks, Sam.
听起来菲德尔斯蒂克斯先生也想要一个。
Sounds like mister Fiddlesticks wants one too.
他能吃一个吗？
Can he have one?
哦，你真好，但这不太合适。
Oh, that's sweet of you, but it's not a good idea.
巧克力对狗不好，因为会让它们生病。
Chocolate isn't good for dogs because it can make them sick.
你不能吃巧克力，菲德尔斯蒂克斯先生。
No chocolate for you, mister Fiddlesticks.
那真奇怪。
That's silly.
我觉得狗就爱吃巧克力。
I say dogs love chocolate.
巧克力让它们开心，所以应该多吃点。
Makes them happy, so they should get a lot of it.
来，小家伙，给你。
Here you go, little buddy.
哇。
Woah.
哇。
Woah.
哇。
Woah.
不行。
No.
等等。
Wait.
停。
Stop.
山姆，你完全错了。
Sam, you're just wrong.
很多兽医都会告诉你巧克力对狗不好。
There are lots of veterinarians who will tell you chocolate is bad for dogs.
它们一点都不能吃。
They should never have any.
就这么定了。
Full stop.
你说狗不能吃巧克力，我说它们应该多吃点。
You say dogs can't have any chocolate, I say they should have a lot.
要不我们折中一下，
How about we meet in
同意狗可以吃一点点巧克力？
the middle and agree dogs can have a little chocolate?
这听起来挺合理的，对吧？
That seems reasonable, right?
绝对不行。
No way.
哦，不。
Oh, no.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
这辩论彻底失败了。
That is a debate flop a Reno.
在决定吃什么零食的时候，妥协是好事。
Compromises are good when it comes to deciding what
对，零食。
to eat for a snack.
或者跟朋友一起看哪部电影。
Or which movie you should watch with your friends.
对。
Right.
但在事实面前，绝对不能妥协。
But you should never compromise on the facts.
比如巧克力对狗有害，这一点没有任何商量余地。
Like the fact that chocolate is bad for dogs, and there's no way around or in between that.
就这样，辩论家们。
And that's that on that, Debaterinos.
下次《辩论现场》再见。
Catch you next time on State of Debate.
太棒了。
Smashboom.
最棒。
Best.
你正在收听 smashboom。
You're listening to smashboom.
最棒的。
Best.
我是你的
I'm your
主持人，Molly Bloom。
host, Molly Bloom.
我是你的裁判，Marvin。
And I'm your judge, Marvin.
我们很喜欢听众给我们提辩论建议。
And we love getting debate suggestions from our listeners.
今天这场对决来自 Ada，她其实是我们的两位辩手 Marina 和 Eli 的女儿。
Today, our matchup comes from Ada, who actually is the daughter of our two debaters, Marina and Eli.
我们来听听 Ada 的建议。
Let's hear Ada's suggestion.
我觉得下一期 smashboom 的最佳应该是直升机和潜艇的对决。
I think the next smashboom best should be helicopters versus submarines.
嘿。
Hey.
今天有点像辩论赛。
It's kind of like a debate today.
一边是往天上飞，另一边是往水里钻。
One side is all about going high in the air and the other is about diving into the water.
哦，你说得对。
Oh, you are right.
艾达，这个主意真不错。
Very cool idea, Ada.
我们会在节目最后揭晓艾达觉得哪边会赢。
We'll find out which side Ada thinks should win at the end of the show.
现在，我们回到辩论环节。
And now it's back to our debate.
蹦床公园对水上乐园。
Trampoline parks versus water parks.
对。
Yeah.
现在进入第二轮，
And now it's time for round two, the
微辩论。
micro round.
现在是事实对决时间。
It's time for a fact off.
伊莱和玛丽娜各有三次机会，提出一个基于酷炫点子的简短论点。
Eli and Marina will each get three chances to make a micro argument backed by a cool factor idea.
上一轮玛丽娜先发言。
Marina went first last round.
所以这一轮你先开始。
So, you're gonna get the jump on this round.
来听听你的第一个蹦床公园冷知识吧。
Let's hear your first trampoline park fact.
蹦床公园其实很划算。
Trampoline parks just make a lot of sense.
我是说，从钱的角度看，因为蹦跳是一种更便宜的玩乐方式。
I mean, that in dollars and cents because jumping is a cheaper way to play.
首先，水上乐园的门票可能高达70美元一张。
First off, water parks can cost upwards of $70 a ticket.
蹦床公园的价格大约是它的一半。
Trampoline parks are around half that.
再加上来回开车要烧油，租储物柜放东西要花钱，还有那些零食。
Plus, factor in all the gas of driving to and from, paying for that locker to store all your stuff, and then all of those snacks.
去水上乐园的花费要高得多。
So much more expensive to go to a water park.
这完全不是人人都能负担得起的。
It's totally inaccessible.
其实蹦床公园去一次就够了，因为看一个就相当于看完了所有。
Well, you'd really only wanna go once to a trampoline park because if you've seen one, you've seen them all.
水上乐园就不一样了。
Not so with water parks.
你可以环游世界，找到最独特的水上乐园。
You can travel the world and find the most unique places.
卡塔尔有最高的水滑梯。
There's the tallest water slide in Qatar.
高度超过20层楼。
It's over 20 stories high.
马来西亚有最长的水滑梯。
The longest water slide is in Malaysia.
长度超过半英里。
It's over half a mile long.
奥地利有个炮弹滑道，基本上就是把你射进水里，或者意大利有个水滑梯，直接把你送进地中海放松的海浪里。
There's a cannonball ride in Austria, which basically shoots you out into the water or a water slide in Italy that drops you into the relaxing waves of the Mediterranean Sea.
这种机会，我随时都愿意花钱去体验。
I would pay for that privilege any day.
听起来这些地方虽然花样多，但晒伤和细菌感染的风险也不小啊。
Well, that's a lot of variety of places to get a sunburn or bacterial infection.
不过我倒觉得，蹦床公园其实值得反复去，因为它的锻炼效果特别好。
But instead, I would suggest that you don't just go to a trampoline park just once because it's great exercise.
它能帮你增强力量、提高协调性，对关节的冲击还很小，同时也是非常棒的有氧运动。
It builds strength, coordination, has its low impact on your joints, and can be great for cardio activity.
而且，水上乐园很好玩，玩得开心对身体有好处。
Plus, they're fun, and fun is good for you.
这可是科学道理。
That's just science.
去水上乐园其实挺省力的，除了为了排队得在滚烫的水泥地上走一段路之外，几乎没什么运动量。
Water parks, they're pretty low impact and little exercise other than just walking over scorched hot concrete to get to the next line for a ride.
关于水上乐园细菌感染的说法很多，但我得打断一下。你可能没注意元素周期表吧？那里头有个东西叫氯。
There's a lot of loose talk about bacterial infections at my water parks, and I'm gonna stop you right there because I don't know if you've seen the periodic table of elements, but there's something called chlorine.
我觉得它在元素周期表上，而且它能清除所有那些到处存在的细菌。
I think it's on the periodic table of elements, and it cleans all of that bacteria that is everywhere.
如果你觉得蹦床公园里，你知道，任何掉在地上的食物都能捡起来吃，那你真是疯了。
If you think trampoline parks are, you know, anything you could drop food on and pick up, you are out of your mind.
那里太恶心了。
They are disgusting.
人们都不穿鞋。
People aren't wearing shoes.
他们只穿袜子。
They're wearing socks.
那里可没有氯来消毒。
It's not getting cleaned by chlorine.
那里是靠青少年打扫的，而且他们可能干得不太好。
It's getting cleaned by teenagers, and they're probably not doing such a great job.
不是说青少年不好，马文。
Not the teenagers aren't wonderful, Marvin.
说到
Speaking
孩子，你知道吗，蹦床公园最初就是孩子们带火的？
of kids, did you know that it was kids who made trampoline parks a thing in the first place?
第一家现代蹦床公园是Sky Zone，它原本是想成为一项新极限运动的场地。
The first modern park was Sky Zone, and it was supposed to be a place for a new extreme sport.
但那个没火起来，后来有几个本地滑板少年透过窗户往里看，看到了弹跳的潜力，就求老板让他们进去玩。
That didn't catch on, but when some local skaters peeked in the window and saw the bounce abilities, that's bounce possibilities, they begged the owner to let them play.
老板同意了，很快发现自由玩耍才是正道。
He agreed and quickly realized free play is the way to go.
孩子们的点子最棒，所以他们才选了蹦床公园。
Kids have the best ideas and that's why they chose trampoline parks.
与此同时，小一点的孩子在水上乐园里大多数好玩的设施都不能玩。
Meanwhile, smaller kiddos are excluded from riding most of the best rides at the water park.
好吧。
Okay.
我想回到刚才让马文印象深刻的一点，你说蹦床公园是季节性的，但你随时都可以去。
I wanna go back to one second about one of the things that impressed Marvin, where you said that trampoline parks are seasonal, you can go anytime.
朋友，水上乐园也一样。
So too, my friend, with water parks.
在加拿大有个地方叫大狼屋或者世界水上乐园，让你在深冬也能去。
There's the place called Great Wolf Lodge or World Water Park in Canada that lets you go in the depths of winter.
对吧？
Okay?
你能想象吗，医生不开药，而是说，我觉得你需要在这么个寒冷阴天去水上乐园玩一天。
You can can you imagine doctors instead of prescribing pills are like, well, I think you need a day in the water park on this cold, gray day.
那真是件美好的事，我们真的可以朝着这个方向前进。
That's a beautiful thing that we could actually move forward in the world.
开水上乐园的处方。
Prescriptions for water parks.
你一年四季都能去。
You can go any time of year.
我真希望医生能给我开个水上乐园的处方。
I would love a prescription for a water park.
对。
Yeah.
我现在就能给你开一张。
I could I could write one for you right now.
谢谢。
Thank you.
好的。
Okay.
马文，这些事实真不错。
Marvin, these are some great facts.
在这一小轮里，你觉得什么最让你印象深刻？
What stood out to you in this micro round?
关于水上乐园，让我印象最深的是，世界上有那么多不同地方，都有各自精彩又独特的乐园可以去。
One thing that stood out for me for the water parks was just the different places in the world that have such amazing and different parks that you can go to.
对。
Mhmm.
而蹦床公园让我印象最深的是它们的历史，就是它们是怎么起步的。
And the thing that stood out for me for Trampoline Parks was the history of how they got started.
那真的很有意思。
That was really interesting.
确实非常有意思。
Very interesting indeed.
不幸的是，我也对那个感兴趣。
I also was interested in that, unfortunately.
那太酷了。
That was very cool.
来点事实吧。
Bring in facts.
我之前都不知道这个。
I didn't like I did I didn't know that.
那真是太酷了。
That is that's pretty cool.
好了，马文。
Alright, Marvin.
是时候为这一小轮打分了吧。
It is time to award a point for this micro round.
评分标准完全主观，完全由你决定。
The criteria are totally subjective and totally up to you.
你做好决定了吗？
Have you made your decision?
是的。
Yes.
太好了。
Great.
先保密，我们马上回来。
Keep it a secret, we'll be right back.
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Want smashboom without the ad breaks?
加入Smarty Pass，就能无广告收听这个节目以及大脑宇宙的其他所有节目。
Join Smarty Pass and get an ad free feed of this and all the other brains on universe shows.
另外，你还能和我以及团队成员一起进行虚拟聚会，还能享受周边商品的折扣。
Plus, you'll get to do virtual hangs with me and the crew and get discounts on merch.
在brainson.org上注册吧。
Sign up at brainson.org.
谢谢。
Thanks.
砰。
Boom.
砰。
Boom.
砰。
Boom.
砰。
Boom.
砰。
Boom.
啪。
Smash.
砰。
Boom.
休息。
Rest.
我们回来了。
We're back.
准备好，因为现在是面具时间。
Embrace yourself because it's time for the Mask.
偷袭。
Sneak attack.
这是我们即兴发挥的环节，辩手们需要当场应对一个挑战。
This is our improvised round where debaters have to respond to a challenge on the spot.
今天的挑战叫做“字母与数字”。
Today's challenge is called letters and numbers.
这个游戏把单词和计数结合在了一起。
This is a word and counting game rolled into one.
你们要轮流说出与你们立场相关的单词。
You're going to go back and forth saying words related to your side.
关键在于，每个单词的字母数都要比上一个多一个。
The catch is each one has to be a letter longer than the last.
比如说，如果我和马文是猫派对狗派。
So let's say Marvin and I were cats versus dogs.
我会先用一个三个字母的单词来描述狗。
I would start with a three letter word about dogs.
然后马文要用一个四个字母的单词来描述猫。
Then Marvin would have a four letter word about cats.
然后我会说一个关于狗的五字母单词。
Then I'd have a five letter word about dogs.
然后他会说一个关于猫的六字母单词。
And then he'd have a six letter word about cats.
明白了吗？
Does that make sense?
我觉得明白了。
I think so.
哦，我简直在数数。
Oh, I'm literally counting.
我在想，我知道的最长的单词是什么？
I was like, what's the longest word I know?
对。
Yes.
我觉得这个规则挺清楚的。
It makes sense to me.
我会在每两个词之间说“准备，开始，走”。
I'm gonna say ready, set, go between each word.
所以在“狗对猫”这个游戏里，我会说“准备，开始，走，狗绳”。
So in the dogs versus cats, it'd say ready, set, go, leash.
你懂吧？
You know?
差不多就是这样。
Something like that.
我们会一直继续，直到有人卡壳、说错，或者类似的情况。
We're gonna keep going until someone draws a blank, stumbles, that kind of thing.
玛丽娜，你先来。
Marina, you're gonna go first.
你，你从一个三个字母的词开始，跟水上乐园有关。
You're you're gonna start with a three letter word related to water parks.
所以，准备，开始，走。
So ready, set, go.
湿的。
Wet.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
跳。
Jump.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
泳池。
Pools.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
弹跳。
Bounce.
不错。
Nice.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
卡裆了。
Wedgies.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
跳起来。
Jumping.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
哦，不。
Oh, no.
这不可能成功。
It's not going to happen.
哦，好吧。
Oh, okay.
看看Eli能不能拼出一个九个字母的词。
Let's see if Eli can pull out a nine letter one.
准备好了，开始。
Ready, set, go.
蹦床？
Trampoline?
蹦床是十个字母。
Trampoline is 10 letters.
而且，我现在数了一下，跳跃是七个字母。
And actually, now that I'm counting, jumping was seven.
所以这一轮谁赢由Marvin来决定。
So Marvin gets to decide who the winner is for this round.
是看谁跳得更快吗？
Is it who jumped in faster?
还是看谁的选词更有创意？
Who was more creative with their word choice?
完全是主观的。
Completely subjective.
完全由你决定，马文。
Totally up to you, Marvin.
你来决定谁是赢家。
You get to decide who the winner is.
你决定好了吗，马文？
Have you made your decision, Marvin?
是的。
Yes.
哦，马文，在你做决定之前，虽然你已经决定了，但请记住，我用了“wedgies”这个词，它不像“跳跃”和“蹦床”那么直白。
Oh, Marvin, just just before you make your decision, even though you've made it, remember that I I put wedgies in there, which is not as, like, you know, on the nose as jumping and trampoline.
所以，你知道，如果创意有意义的话。
So I really you know, if creativity means anything.
对。
Yeah.
我觉得我的词确实没那么有创意。
I think it's fair to say that my words were less creative.
不过，当你从那个
However, wedgies are what you get when you go down the
水滑梯上滑得太快的时候，就会得到wedgies。
waterslide too fast.
好的。
Okay.
现在到了我们的最后一轮。
It is time for our final round.
最后六强。
The final six.
这一轮，每队只能用六个词来概括自己这边的荣耀。
In this round, each team will have just six words to sum up the glory of their side.
Eli，你先来。
Eli, you're up first.
告诉我们为什么你觉得蹦蹦跳跳是最好的。
Tell us why you think bouncing is the best.
快乐、跳跃、有趣，还没有恶心的疾病。
Joyful, jumping, fun, without gross diseases.
很好，玛丽娜。
Very good, Marina.
用六个词说说为什么水上乐园很棒。
Six words for why water parks are winners.
心跳加速，被扯内裤也值得，水花四溅，氯气味，
Heart pounding, wedgie risking worth it, splash tasticness, chlorine,
还没有水母。
jellyfish less.
我喜欢这里的创意。
I like the creativity there again.
好多连字符。
Lots of hyphens.
太棒了。
Wonderful.
好的。
Okay.
马文，是时候为最后六项颁发最后一分了。
Marvin, it is time to award a final point for the final six.
你做出决定了吗？
Have you made your decision?
是的。
Yes.
好的。
Okay.
马文，把那些分数加起来吧。
Tally up those points, Marvin.
你准备好宣布一方为“粉碎爆炸”最佳了吗？
Are you ready to crown one side the smashboom best?
对。
Mhmm.
好。
Okay.
请来一段鼓点。
Drumroll, please.
获胜者是
And the winner is
水上乐园。
Water parks.
是的。
Yes.
我没想到我会赢。
I didn't think I was gonna win.
嘘。
Boo.
我这辈子都在为这一刻努力。
I've worked my whole life for this moment.
我要感谢学院。
I wanna thank the academy.
我要感谢所有场务、导演。
I I I wanna thank every the PAs, the director.
我要感谢马文，他真的很投入这个剧本。
I wanna thank Marvin for really leaning into the script.
这真是一部很棒的作品，能获奖我太激动了。
It's just been it's a wonderful production, and I'm so excited to win.
非常感谢大家。
Thank you so much.
哦，他们在放音乐了。
Oh, they're playing the music.
他们在放音乐了。
They're playing the music.
非常感谢。
Thank you so much.
谢谢。
Thank you.
天哪。
Oh, my gosh.
那么，马文，是什么让水上乐园最终胜出的？
So Marvin, what tipped it over the edge for water parks?
我觉得是在最后六项里，躲内裤袭击和水母名单这两项起了作用。
I think it was in the final six, the wedgie dodging and the jellyfish list
你欣赏这些。是的。
You appreciated Yeah.
那里的文字游戏。
The the wordplay there.
那些不是词，那些不是词。
Those those aren't those aren't words.
这就是为什么他们很有创意。
That's why they're creative.
Eli，我很喜欢你的辩论。
Eli, I loved your debate.
你显然是这方面的专家。
You are clearly a master at it.
我很享受你在水上乐园对Jarts那非常非常严厉的批评。
I enjoyed the really, really harsh criticism about the Jarts at the water park.
我是说，你真的毫不留情。
I mean, they're really you were relentless.
现在，我其实有点害怕去了。
And now, I'm actually a little terrified to go.
所以你已经让我感到恐惧了，为此，我佩服你，因为你知道
So you've installed fear into me, and for that, I commend you because you know
我喜欢水上乐园。
I love a water park.
玛丽娜，你今天辩论的表现真的让我很惊讶，你充分利用了你的优势，那些花哨的技巧，我觉得正是这些帮你今天赢了我。
Marina, I was really astounded by how well you debated today and your incorporation of your major advantage, which was the razzle and the dazzle, which I believe helped you to overcome me today.
今天的辩论赛就到这里。
That's it for today's debate battle.
马文宣布水上乐园是 smashboom 的最佳选择，那你觉得呢？
Marvin crowned water parks the smashboom best, but what about you?
去 smashboom.org 投票，告诉我们你认为谁赢了。
Head to smashboom.org and vote to tell us who you think won.
本期节目由我，莫莉·布鲁姆，马克·桑切斯和圣安东尼奥制作。
This episode was produced by me, Molly Bloom, Mark Sanchez, and San Antonio.
音效设计由瑞秋·布里兹负责，主题曲是马克写的。
It was sound designed by Rachel Breeze, and Mark wrote our theme song.
感谢杰克逊·V 和马特·索罗在工程方面的帮助。
We had engineering help from Jackson V and Matt Sorrow.
我们的播音员是马利·福耶·沃克·奥托，还要特别感谢奥斯汀·克罗斯和泰勒·考夫曼。
Our announcer is Marley Foyer Worker Auto, and we wanna give a special thanks to Austin Cross and Taylor Kaufman.
伊莱，今天有什么想特别感谢的人吗？
Eli, is there anyone you'd like to give a shout out to today?
就是我女儿艾达，我特别想她，因为她现在在夏令营呢。
Just my daughter, Ada, who I miss terribly because she's at sleepaway camp right now.
那你呢，玛丽娜？
And how about you, Marina?
有什么特别想感谢的人吗？
Any special shout outs?
我也想感谢艾达。
I'll give a shout out to Ada too.
她真的认真听了我们所有的
She really pushed us to and listened to all
编辑内容，
our
还给了我们建议，所以我们得谢谢她。
edits and gave us suggestions, so we have to thank her
为此。
for this.
谢谢，艾达。
Thanks, Ada.
而且我得感谢她帮我赢了。
And I have to thank her for my win.
是的。
Yeah.
那马文，你呢？
And Marvin, how about you?
有什么特别要感谢或点名的人吗？
Any special thanks or shout outs?
我想感谢我妈妈和我姐姐，因为我们经常在开车旅行时听这个节目。
I wanna shout out my mom and my sister because we listen to this show a lot on car trips.
太棒了。
Awesome.
还有我的朋友米切尔和他的家人，因为他们也经常听。
And my friend Mitchell and his family because they do too.
太棒了。
Awesome.
在结束之前，我们来听听艾达觉得直升机对潜艇的辩论谁会赢。
Before we go, let's check-in and see who Ada thinks should win the helicopters versus submarines debate.
我觉得直升机能赢，因为直升机可以从火灾、洪水和地震中救人。
I think helicopters would win because helicopters can save people from fires, floods, and earthquakes.
而潜艇里空气不好，也没有阳光，这对船员的健康和睡眠都不好。
While submarines don't have good air or sunlight, which could bad for the crew's health and sleep.
如果你在13到18岁之间，想当评委，或者你任何年龄，有关于激烈辩论的点子，就去 smashboom.org/contact 给我们留言吧。
If you're between the ages of 13 and 18 and you'd like to be a judge or if you're any age and you have an idea for a knockdown drag out debate, head to smashboom.org/contact and drop us a line.
如果你是节目的粉丝，想支持我们继续做下去，就去 smartypass.org 订阅吧。
And if you're a fan of the show and wanna keep it going, head to smartypass.org to subscribe.
这是我们本季的最后一集了。
This is our last episode of this season.
我们十月份会带着新的辩论赛回来的。
We'll be back in October with new debate battles.
在那之前，感谢大家的收听。
Until then, thank you for listening.
拜拜。
Bye bye.
诺拉，说再见吧。
Say, Nora.
再见。
Goodbye.
回头见。
Later.
我们能不能再来一轮快问快答，比如独白或者跟表演相关的？
Could we have, like, a could we have another lightning round with, like, monologues or something acting related?
对。
Yeah.
或者，像莎士比亚那种概念。
Or, like, Shakespearean concept.
她
She
会把我碾压的。
would crush me.
配音？
Voices?
完全没问题。
Totally.
不同的声音？
Different voices?
我们来试试不同的声音。
Let's do different voices.
任何跟神话相关的，玛丽娜都会把我碾压。
Anything anything mythology related, Marina would crush me.
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