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Leminata.
Leminata.
嘿，各位《故事海盗》播客的听众朋友们。
Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners.
我是李。
Lee here.
今天，我们为大家带来一集特别的加更内容，故事是由我们创作者俱乐部里超过一百名孩子共同创作的。
Today, we have a very special bonus episode for you featuring another new story written by not one, not two, but over a 100 different kids in our Creator Club.
这次的主题是穿越回九十年代。
And this time, it's about time travel to the nineties.
别忘了，我们和《Good Mythical Morning》的莱特和林克合作，举办了一场特别的故事征稿活动，庆祝他们新书《意大利面头和鸡块》的出版。
And don't forget, we've teamed up with Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning for a special story contest to celebrate their new book, Spaghetti Head and Chicken Fingers.
想了解更多并提交您孩子的故事，请访问 storypirates.com/mythical。
To find out more and submit your kids' stories, visit storypirates.com/mythical.
此外，《故事海盗》2026年巡演仍在继续。
And the Story Pirates twenty twenty six tour continues.
想看演出？请前往 storypirates.com/live 购买里奇菲尔德、康涅狄格州场次的门票。
Get tickets at storypirates.com/live for our upcoming shows in Ridgefield, Connecticut.
接下来是一个全新的创作者俱乐部故事，还有李和彼得的《故事之爱》，不过在那之前，先听几句给大人们的话。
A brand new Creator Club story and Story Love with Lee and Peter coming up right after a few words for the grown ups.
它
It
让我心里充满了喜悦。
just filled me up with joy.
我妈妈特别喜欢这些笑话。
My mom loves the jokes.
嘿。
Yo.
嘿。
Yo.
我的账单。
My check.
这让我对自己的写作特别自豪。
It made me very proud about my writing.
确实如此。
Yeah.
我们现在正慢慢深入到一种……怎么说呢，哲学的层面。
We're just getting, like, really deep into, like, I wanna say, philosophy.
我感觉自己现在确实更有创造力了。
I definitely think I can be more creative now.
我才是冠军。
I'm the champion.
故事海盗们。
The Story Pirates.
好了，各位。
Okay, everybody.
事情是这样的。
Here's what's going on.
你们可能早就听说过，我们时不时会邀请所有创作者俱乐部的成员，和我还有彼得一起开个Zoom会议，共同创作一个荒诞有趣的故事。
As you've probably heard before, every once in a while, we invite all of our Creator Club members to join me and Peter on a Zoom, and we write a wacky story together.
这次，来自世界各地的一百多个孩子都参加了，我们一起写了一个特别精彩的故事：主角是一条叫彼得的蛇，他不是故事海盗彼得，而是穿越回了90年代，去救他的宠物青蛙。
This time, over a 100 different kids from all over the world showed up, and together, we wrote this incredible story about a snake named Peter, who is not Peter the Story Pirate, who travels back in time to the 1990s to save his pet frog.
这一集里，我们埋了不少90年代我们特别喜欢的梗。
And yes, there are a lot of references to things we loved from the nineties in this episode.
还有，猫王可是90年代的吧？
And Elvis, he was from the nineties, right?
对吧？
Right?
对了，家长们注意，七月我和彼得还会再办一次同样的Zoom创作活动。
And PS grownups, we're doing this whole thing again on Zoom with me and Peter in July.
现在给孩子报名还来得及。
It's not too late to get your kids involved.
我们会一起创作一个全新的故事，然后像今天这集一样，把它改编成播客内容。
We're going to write a brand new story together and then adapt it for the podcast just like in today's episode.
如何加入我们，详情请见本期节目简介。
Information on how to join us is in the episode description for today's episode.
所以大人们，快去看看，一起来参加吧。
So grown ups, check it out and join us.
好了，不多说了，接下来请欣赏由故事海盗创作俱乐部带来的故事——一条蛇穿越回九十年代寻找彼得的传奇冒险。
And now without further ado, we present to you a story by the Story Pirates Creator Club, the historic time traveling of the snake trying to find Peter in the nineties.
不是那个故事海盗，是那只青蛙。
Not the Story Pirate, the frog.
请享受这段故事。
Enjoy.
哦，这里的布谷鸟钟工厂该下班了。
Oh, it's quitting time here at the cuckoo clock factory.
哦，卡尔文，这条蛇，这可不只是个布谷鸟钟工厂。
Oh, Calvin the snake, this isn't just a cuckoo clock factory.
喵。
Meow.
我知道啊，Fiona，不过这儿主要还是生产布谷鸟钟。
I know that, Fiona the cat, but it's mostly cuckoo clocks.
你这话倒是说对了。
You got me there.
没错，就是这样。
You did.
对了，这周末有什么安排吗？
Anyway, any big plans this weekend?
没什么特别的。
Not really.
我就是想找个我丢掉的荧光手套。
My only plans are to try to find my lost neon gloves.
荧光手套？
Neon gloves?
就是九十年代特别流行的那种。
Like the kind that were very big in the nineties.
你还记得九十年代吗？
Remember the nineties?
天啊。
Wow.
我好长时间没想过九十年代的事了。
I haven't thought about the nineties in quite some time.
是啊。
Yep.
看你这模样，怕是要陷进九十年代的回忆里了，那我不打扰你了。
Looks like you're about to get lost in a bit of nostalgic nineties daydreaming, so I'll leave you to it.
哦，对了。
Oh, right.
那周一见。
I'll see you Monday.
再见。
Bye.
九十年代。
The '90s.
那真是个很特别的十年。
That was quite a decade.
出了好多有名的事儿。
Famous for so many things.
滑板、磁带、老鼠尾、不喊叫、长筒袜、蓬松发型、呼啦圈、迪斯科舞者、龙、猫王，还有垃圾摇滚。
Skateboards, mix tapes, rat tails, no screams, tall socks, puffy hair, hula hoops, disco dancers, dragons, Elvis Presley, and Grunge.
如果我没记错的话，这些确实都发生过。
If my memory is correct, all that's true.
但我对九十年代还有别的记忆，很久没想起过了。
But there's something else in my memory of the nineties, something I haven't thought about in a long time.
全都想起来了。
It's all coming back to me.
真厉害。
Wow.
彼得，我的宠物青蛙。
Peter, my pet frog.
我们刚在商场看完的那部电影，是不是特别棒？
Wasn't that an incredible movie we just got done seeing here at the mall?
我同意。
I agree.
桑德拉·布洛克前途无量。
That Sandra Bullock is going places.
《网》？不，简直就是有史以来最好的电影。
The net, more like the best movie ever.
呱。
Ribbit.
那是什么声音？
What's that?
你想去商场里的帽子店再买顶帽子吗？
You wanna go to the hat store here at the mall and buy another hat?
你到底要买多少顶帽子啊？
How many hats do you need?
Ribbit.
Ribbit.
这话说得没错。
I can't argue with it.
走吧。
Let's go.
Punch, punch.
Punch, punch.
是的。
Yeah.
哎呀，这不是谁来了。
Well, look who it is.
是蛇卡尔文和他的青蛙宠物彼得。
Calvin the snake and his pet frog, Peter.
哇哦。
Woah.
这是我见过最大最肥的苍蝇。
That is the biggest, juiciest fly I have ever seen.
打，打。
Punch, punch.
彼得，我知道青蛙爱吃苍蝇，但你可别打什么主意。
Peter, I know that frogs love flies, but don't get any ideas.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
别用那种眼神看我，青蛙。
Don't look at me that way, frog.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
他在追我。
He's chasing me.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
不行，彼得。
No, Peter.
回来。
Come back.
回来。
Come back.
彼得。
Peter.
天哪。
Oh my gosh.
我完全给忘了。
I completely forgot.
从那以后，我再也没见过我心爱的青蛙。
After that, I never saw my dear pet frog ever again.
哦，卡尔文。
Oh, Calvin.
你怎么会忘了这么重要的回忆？
How could you forgotten such a core memory?
要是能回到过去，阻止彼得跳走就好了。
If only there was some way to go back to prevent Peter from hopping off.
只有我能回到过去。
Only I could go back in time.
当然了。
Of course.
这太简单了。
It's so simple.
卡尔文，你现在一个人在钟表厂里。
Calvin, you're all alone in a clock factory.
你难道不能用这些钟表造一台时间机器吗？
Can't you just use all these clocks to build a time machine?
不，当然不行。
No, of course not.
但我可以用这些钟表造一个机器人，让它帮我造一台时间机器。
But I can use all these clocks to build a robot who can build a time machine for me.
我这就开始。
Here I go.
搞定。
And done.
我的机器人完成了。
My robot is complete.
正在启动。
Turning on.
你好啊，卡尔文，小蛇。
Hello, Calvin the snake.
我是机器人一号。
I'm robot number one.
我喜欢你的刘海。
I love your bangs.
那当然了。
Of course you do.
我的刘海确实好看。
My bangs are beautiful.
但我造你可不是因为这个。
But that's not why I built you.
我知道。
I know.
你造我的目的，是为了造一台时间机器。
You built me to build a time machine.
没错。
It's right.
你赶紧去干吧。
You better get to it.
我们没多少时间了。
We don't have much time.
很快，世界上就会出现加班了
Soon, we will have overtime in
的。
the world.
哦，是啊。
Oh, yeah.
我开始了。
Here I go.
正在组装。
Building.
天哪。
Wow.
他真的在做了。
He's doing it.
他真的在动手做了。
He's really doing it.
他把所有钟表齿轮和布谷鸟钟的零件都用上了。
He's using all the clock gears and the cuckoo clock bits.
而且
And
完成了。
done.
卡尔文，我向你介绍这台时间机器。
Calvin, I present rule time machine.
咯咯咯。
Cock a doodle loo.
嗨，卡尔文。
Hiya, Calvin.
我是一台时间机器。
I'm a time machine.
咯咯咯？
Cock a doodle loo?
你怎么叫得像公鸡，而不是布谷鸟呢？
Why do you sound like a rooster instead of a cuckoo bird?
没人说得清。
Nobody knows.
你想穿越时间的话，只要把我的钟表指针调到你想去的日期和时间，咱们就能出发了。
You wanna travel through time, Just turn my clock hands to the date and time that you want, and we'll get going.
钟表。
Clock.
好的。
Okay.
我先调年份指针。
I'll start with the year hand here.
哎哟。
Ow.
哎哟。
Ow.
哦，疼吗？
Oh, does it hurt?
有点儿。
A little bit.
继续吧。
Keep going.
哎哟。
Ow.
哎哟。
Ow.
哎哟。
Ow.
你要我停下来吗？
Do you want me to stop?
别停，继续吧。
Not at all.
继续。
Keep going.
哎哟。
Ow.
哎哟。
Ow.
我不喜欢这样。
I don't like this.
没人喜欢。
Nobody does.
哎哟。
Ow.
好了。
And done.
1996年11月10日。
10/11/1996.
行了。
Alright.
现在进去，把门关上。
Now hop on in and close the door.
好。
Okay.
好了。
Alright.
该穿越回过去了。
Time to travel back in time.
2021年3月。
In 03/21.
哇哦。
Woah.
我能看到窗外的年代飞速掠过。
I can see the decades flying by out the window.
这是2020年代。
It's the twenty twenties.
总算熬过疫情了，终于能玩Wordle了。
Glad that pandemic is over so I can start playing Wordle.
这是2010年代。
The twenty tens.
天哪。
Wow.
你看我一边追剧一边做冰桶挑战。
Look at me binge watch TV while doing an ice bucket challenge.
二月。
The February.
智能手机，能出什么问题？
A smartphone, could go wrong?
最后，1996年。
And finally, 1996.
我们到了。
We're here.
出去的时候小心脚下。
Watch your step on the way out.
就是这儿了。
This is it.
我在商场里。
I'm in the mall.
人这么多，居然没人看手机。
It's so full of people, and no one's looking at a phone.
看，那是电影院。
And look, it's the movie theater.
哇。
Wow.
彼得，我的宠物青蛙。
Peter, my pet frog.
我们刚才在这儿看的那部电影，是不是特别棒？
Wasn't that an incredible movie we just got done seeing here at the mall?
天哪。
Great Scott.
看，那是年轻时的我。
Look, there's younger me.
还有彼得，我失散已久的宠物青蛙。
And Peter, my long lost pet frog.
买买买。
Buys Buys.
这是我的用处。
It's the use of me.
哦，对不起。
Oh, I'm sorry.
时间机器。
Time machine.
瞧，刚才有只苍蝇从我身边飞过，正往妈妈影院那边去。
Look who just buzzed past me and is heading over to the mommy theater.
是那只苍蝇。
It's the fly.
桑德拉·布洛克可真是前途无量啊。
That Sandra Bullock is going places.
那部电影，更像是史上最佳。
The net, more like the best movie ever.
就这样。
That's it.
我要用网把彼得抓住。
I'll stop Peter with a net.
做
Do
你有网吗？
you have a net?
没有。
No.
不过我可以造两个机器人来织一张网。
But I can build two robots to make a net.
你有时间吗？我要开始了。
Do you have time for Here I go.
马克龙。
Macron.
哇哦。
Wow.
他真在做。
He's doing it.
他真的在做了。
He's actually doing it.
搞定。
And done.
你好。
Hello.
我是机器人三号。
I am robot three.
我是机器人四号。
And I'm robot four.
为什么机器人四的声音听起来这么不一样？
Why does robot four's voice sound so different?
那你刚才怎么直接跳过了两个？
And why did you just skip two?
我没时间解释了，时间机器。
I don't have time to explain, Time Machine.
严格来说，我们有的是时间，快帮我把完美的网络搭起来。
Well, technically, we have all the time in the Quickly build me the perfect net.
桑德拉·布洛克早就做过了。
Sandra Bullock already did.
是啊。
Uh-huh.
是啊。
Uh-huh.
这是在引用电影《网络惊魂》。
That's a reference to the movie, The Net.
哦，这不错。
Oh, that's good.
但你懂我的意思。
But you know what I mean.
当然。
Of course.
开始了。
Here we go.
给你。
Here you go.
完美。
Perfect.
现在，要最快地用这张网抓住彼得，就得先爬到商场旁边那座山，从山顶连做五个后空翻，直接穿过那个天窗摔下去，然后用网稳稳罩住彼得。
Now, to capture Peter with this net the fastest way possible by climbing the mountain next to the mall, doing five backflips off the peak, falling all the way through that open skylight and landing on Peter with the net.
这是最快的方法吗？
Is that the fastest way?
来不及了。
Too late.
他已经走了。
He's already gone.
希望他能准时回来。
I hope he makes it back on time.
苍蝇正在靠近彼得。
The fly is approaching Peter.
咬吧，小家伙们。
Bite, mice.
瞧瞧是谁来了。
Look who it is.
是蛇卡尔文和他的青蛙宠物彼得。
Calvin the snake and his pet frog, Peter.
天啊，这是我见过最大最肥的苍蝇了。
Woah, that is the biggest, juiciest fly I have ever seen.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
彼得，我知道青蛙喜欢苍蝇，但别打什么歪主意。
Peter, I know that frogs love flies, but don't get any ideas.
别用那种眼神看我，青蛙。
Don't look at me that way, frog.
那是什么声音？
What's that sound?
听起来有点像我，但老了三十岁，刚从山顶翻了五个跟头摔下来似的。
It sort of sounds like me, but 30 years older and falling from a mountaintop after doing five bed flips.
你到底是怎么
How in the world would you even
知道的
know what
他们在说什么？
they're saying?
天哪。
Woah.
那条蛇就这么从天上掉了下来，好像
That snake just fell through the sky like
一张网。
A net.
快跑。
Split.
一张网。
A A net.
用网把彼得拦住了，没让他跑掉。
And stopped Peter from running away by catching him in a net.
我先走了。
I'm out of here.
嗡嗡嗡。
Buzz buzz.
卡尔文，是我。
Calvin, it's me.
你。
You.
我是说，一个陌生人。
I mean, a stranger.
陌生人？
A stranger?
你确定你是我的双胞胎兄弟，只是大了三十岁？
Are you sure you are my twin brother, but thirty years older?
咱们别深究这个了。
It's best if we don't think about it too hard.
给你，彼得，拿着你的青蛙去买顶帽子吧。
Here, take your pet frog, Peter, and go buy that hat.
谢谢您，先生。
Thanks, mister.
就答应我一件事。
Just promise me one thing.
别让彼得走丢了。
Don't let Peter get lost.
别让他离开你的视线。
Don't let him out of your sight.
还有，千万别剪了他那撮刘海。
And also, never cut those bangs.
我为什么要剪呢？
Why would I?
没错。
Exactly.
真有意思。
Funny.
好吧。
Alright.
我得回去了。
I gotta go back to the future.
我的家。
I mean, my house.
好吧。
Alright.
回头见。
See you later.
再见。
Bye.
真厉害。
Wow.
你做到了，卡尔文。
You did it, Calvin.
是的
Yeah.
干得漂亮，蛇先生。
Good job, snake.
谢谢，猫王。
Thanks, Elvis Presley.
不客气。
You're welcome.
非常不客气。
You're welcome very much.
好的。
Alright.
走吧。
Let's go.
回到未来。
Back to the future.
看我玩呼啦圈。
Watch me as I hula hoop.
喔喔喔。
Cock a doodle doo.
我们回来了，回到未来。
Here we are, back to the future.
天哪。
Wow.
真不敢相信。
I can't believe it.
但成功了吗？
But did it work?
一切都没变。
Everything looks the same.
看来没什么改变。
I guess it didn't make a difference.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
彼得，你来了，而且变老了。
Peter, you're here and you're older.
呱。
Ribbit.
呱。
Ribbit.
但如果你在这儿，是不是意味着我从未失去过你？
But if you're here, does that mean that I never lost you?
是不是意味着我的记忆应该更新，把所有
Does that mean that my memory should be updated to include all the
那些呱呱叫的事情都包括进去。
things that Ribbit.
我们本来会Ribbit。
We would have Ribbit.
Ribbit。
Ribbit.
Ribbit。
Ribbit.
你说得对。
You're right.
你说得对。
You're right.
说到时间旅行，最好别去深想。
When it comes to time travel, it's best not to think about it.
那是虫洞吗？
Is that a wormhole?
是的。
It is.
看，有什么正从里面出来
And look what's coming out
是它。
of it.
是网。
It's the net.
但这网是从哪儿来的？我们马上回来，先听一段给大人的广告。
But where did this net We'll be right back after these words for the grown ups.
嘿，大人们。
Hey, grown ups.
本期节目由Quince赞助。
Today's episode is sponsored by Quince.
最近，我对每天穿什么更上心了。
You know, lately, I have been a little more serious about what I wear every day.
我更倾向于选择那些看起来随意自然、穿着舒服，但又不失得体的单品。
I've been leaning into pieces that feel effortless, comfortable, and still put together.
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你知道吗，这样穿衣服简单多了，人也显得更有精神。
You know, it just makes getting dressed simpler, and I look better.
而Quince就是我最常选的品牌。
And Quince has been my go to.
面料质感高级，剪裁显瘦，每件衣服都自然得体，根本不用费心搭配。
The fabrics feel elevated, the fits are flattering, and everything just works without me overthinking it.
Quince让这个春天轻松焕新你的日常穿搭变得很简单。
You know, Quince makes it easy to refresh your everyday this spring.
他们的单品不仅好看，穿起来也舒服，用的是高品质材料，比如100%欧洲亚麻、有机棉，还有超柔软的牛仔布。
With pieces that feel as good as they look, they use premium materials like 100% European linen, organic cotton, and ultra soft denim.
他们的亚麻长裤、连衣裙和上衣，价格从30美元起，轻盈透气，怎么穿都舒服，穿多少次都不腻。
Their lightweight linen pants, dresses, and tops start at $30 and are effortless, breathable, and easy to wear on repeat.
Quince的所有商品，价格都比同类品牌低50%到80%。
Everything at Quince is priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands.
他们直接合作有道德规范的工厂，去掉中间商，你付的钱买的是品质和工艺，而不是品牌溢价。
They work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middleman, so you're paying for quality and craftsmanship, not brand markup.
你知道吗？在我们最近一个《Story Love》视频里，我穿了那件特别好看的白色高领毛衣，说实话，整个人气质都提升了。
You know, in one of our recent Story Love videos, I wore this really nice white queen sweater that I have, and I gotta say it really upped my look.
这次我终于没穿得像要去夏令营的高中生，反而看起来像个专业的儿童与家庭播客主持人。
For once, I was not dressed like a teen headed off to summer camp, and instead, I looked like a professional kids and family podcaster.
对吧？
Right?
后来我穿着这件毛衣回家，我家人一看就说：嘿。
And then I wore the same sweater home, and my family was like, hey.
你今天穿得挺讲究啊？
Do you have something fancy today?
我说：没有啊。
And I was like, no.
他们就盯着我看。
And they just stared at me.
整整一分钟，一句话都没说。
They didn't say anything for like a full minute.
你看，我穿得这么好看、这么得体，反而让人有点摸不着头脑。
You see, it's just confusing to see me wearing something so nice and flattering.
谢谢，Quince。
Thanks, Quince.
用真正日常能用上的奢侈品，重新定义你的生活。
Refresh your everyday with luxury you actually use.
去 quince.com/storypirates 下单，享受免运费和365天无理由退换。
Head to quince.com/storypirates for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.
就是 quince.com/storypirates，免运费，365天退换。
That's quince.com/storypirates for free shipping and three six five day returns.
quince.com/storypirates。
Quince.com/storypirates.
嘿。
Hey.
欢迎回到《Story Love》，我们来聊聊孩子们写的故事。
Welcome back to Story Love, where we take stories written by kids and we talk about them.
彼得。
Peter.
李。
Lee.
你好。
Hello.
你好。
Hello.
你知道吗，故事海盗每年会收到成千上万篇故事。
You know, the Story Pirates, we get tens of thousands of stories a year.
对。
Mhmm.
其中一些故事，我们会做成播客放出来。
And some of those stories, we get to put on our podcast.
对。
Mhmm.
其中一些故事，我们会在这一环节里聊聊。
And some of them, we get to talk about on this segment.
是的。
Yeah.
故事之爱。
Story Love.
我实在等不及了。
I can't wait anymore.
好。
Okay.
你先来读吗？
Do you wanna read first?
对。
Yes.
好。
Okay.
你开始吧。
Go ahead.
李，我们的
Lee, our
今天的故事来自内布拉斯加州一位七岁的小女孩，名叫威拉。
first story comes to us today from a seven year old from Nebraska named Willa.
威拉的故事叫《慢吞吞的树懒》。
And Willa's story is called The Slow Sloth.
《慢吞吞的树懒》，树懒妈妈。
The Slow Sloth, Sloth Mom.
该吃晚饭了，树懒。
It's time for dinner, sloth y.
树懒。
Sloth y.
我马上就来。
I'm coming.
旁白。
Narrator.
慢吞吞正往这边来，不过花了好长时间。
Slothie was coming, but it took a long time.
特别特别久。
Long, long time.
旁白。
Narrator.
整整花了一年。
It took one year.
等他到餐桌前，饭菜早就没了。
When he got to the table, the food was gone.
慢吞吞。
Slothie.
天哪。
Oh, no.
食物都没了。
The food is gone.
我饿坏了。
I'm so hungry.
妈妈，现在是哪一年了？
Mom, it has been what year?
Slothie。
Slothie.
什么？
What?
未完待续。
To be continued.
讲得真棒。
Excellent story.
我觉得食物没了反而好，毕竟食物不能放那么久。
I think it's for the best that the food was gone because you can't leave food out that long.
吃了可能会生病。
You could get sick eating it.
最好的情况是，那食物已经变质了。
Best case scenario, that food has deteriorated.
它已经腐烂了。
It's decomposed.
上面都长出植物来了。
A plant has grown out of it.
哦，是说
Oh, is that
怎么
how
新鲜水果正等着呢。
it And so fresh fruit is awaiting.
所以放久的食物会变成新植物？
So old food becomes new plants?
我敢肯定如果你把
I'm pretty sure if you
把一个贝果扔在街上，真能长出一棵苹果树来。
leave a bagel on the street, an apple tree will grow.
没错。
Right.
对啊。
Right.
就是这么回事。
That's how it works.
对吧？
Right?
还有一种可能，就是刚好过了一年，又到了吃晚饭的时间。
Well, the other thing that could have happened is that it could have been exactly one year, and it was dinner time again.
如果你是
If you're
树懒一家真的每年只吃一次饭吗？
a Sloth sloth family famously eat once a year?
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
但我明白你的意思了。
But you're timing I see.
隔了一年才反应过来。
With a year delay.
如果是树懒一家的话。
If you're a sloth family.
那我们得想想，Slothie 这家伙到底是从哪儿冒出来的？
Well, we need to ask ourselves, where is slothie coming from?
我猜是在楼上的卧室里。
I assumed their bedroom upstairs.
别人喊你吃饭的时候，你通常不就在那儿吗？
That's usually where you are when someone says come to dinner.
这速度，就算是树懒也太慢了吧。
Because this is slow even for a sloth.
但故事的标题明明叫《慢吞吞的树懒》。
But the title of the story is the slow sloth.
好吧。
Okay.
你说得对。
You're right.
所以我们可以推断，这只树懒比普通的树懒还要慢，难怪妈妈会这么惊讶。
So we can assume that this sloth is slower than the normal sloth, which is why the mom is so shocked.
是的。
Yeah.
我一直担心是妈妈一个人这么慢，还是全家都这么慢？
And I was mom worried the whole time, or is the the whole family that slow?
所以她想，我得去看看他们。
So she's thought, I better go check on them.
我觉得妈妈早就摸清了这个节奏。
I think that the mom knows the pattern here.
这并不让人意外。
So It's not a surprise.
看起来妈妈一年才见孩子一次。
It seems like mom sees her child once a year.
孩子的成长既飞快，又慢得惊人。
This childhood is going very quickly and also very slowly.
妈妈就坐在那儿。
Mom was sitting there.
我当时想，我可以去看看，但我是他妈妈啊。
It was like, I could go check, but I'm his mother.
没错。
That's right.
我也有自己的事要忙。
I have things to see me.
也许那段时间她报了个在线函授课程。
Maybe she took like an online correspondence class during that time.
她完全有可能开启一份全新的事业。
She could have started a whole new career.
是的。
Yeah.
一门生意。
A business.
对啊。
Uh-huh.
这个故事太精彩了。
This story was incredible.
非常感谢你分享这个故事。
Thanks so much for sending it in.
李，你来读下一个吗？
Lee, do you wanna read the next one?
当然了。
You bet I do.
这个来自俄亥俄州11岁的奥里昂，题目叫《会飞的凤尾鱼汉堡》。
This one is from Orion, an 11 year old from Ohio, and it's called Anchovy the Flying Burger.
太棒了。
Oh, excellent.
从前有个叫凤尾鱼的汉堡。
Once there was a burger named Anchovy.
凤尾鱼会飞。
Anchovy could fly.
对了，他能飞是因为一只放射性猫想吃他，结果又吐了出来。
Oh, by the way, he could fly because a radioactive cat tried to eat him but spit him out.
那只放射性猫吐出来的唾液也有辐射，正是这种辐射让汉堡能飞起来。
The radioactive cat's spit was also radioactive, and the radioactiveness made the burger able to fly.
咱们接着讲故事。
Back to the story.
安乔维正在天上飞，突然一个会飞的球杆袭击了城市。
Anchovy was flying around when suddenly a flying golf club attacked the city.
安乔维一把抓住那个会飞的球杆，打出了一个一杆进洞——这正是球杆唯一的弱点。
Anchovy grabbed the flying golf club and made a hole in one, the golf club's only weakness.
因为他救了大家，累坏了，就降落在一张桌子上。
Because he saved the day, he was tired, so he landed on a table.
故事结束。
The end.
附注：整个过程中，棍子人杰夫其实一直在操控安乔维。
PS, Jeff the stick man was controlling anchovy the whole time.
哇哦。
Woah.
哇哦。
Woah.
我有一堆问题。
I have a lot of questions
关于那个好吧。
about Okay.
你直接说吧。
Please hit me.
因为这背后还有个故事
Because there's this whole backstory
对。
Yes.
关于这个汉堡怎么靠猫的放射性唾液飞起来的。
About how this burger can fly radioactive spit from a cat.
最后，杰夫这个火柴人其实一直在操控着凤尾鱼。
And in the end, Jeff the stick man was controlling anchovy the whole time.
那意味着之前的背景故事是假的吗？
Does that mean the backstory is a lie?
不是。
No.
所以这个汉堡只是一艘船？
And the burger is just a ship?
不是。
No.
是的。
Yes.
那个井，你明白我的意思吧？
The well You see what I'm saying?
我懂你的意思，但我完全不觉得这能推翻背景故事。
I do see what you're saying, but I in no way does I think this negate the backstory.
我猜当辐射把汉堡变成会飞的汉堡时，某种控制机制就从汉堡里脱离了。
I imagine when the radioactiveness turned the burger into a flying burger, you know, it's sort of like some controls sort of went like out of the burger.
你懂的吧？
You know?
也许杰夫心想：哇，一个巨大的汉堡。
Maybe Jeff was like, oh, a giant burger.
我只是一个火柴人。
I'm a stick man.
我得吃了它。
I'm gonna eat it.
他一边吃着汉堡包。
And he was eating the bun.
然后他惊呼：哇哦。
Goes, woah.
接着，猫出现了。
And then the cat happened.
然后他突然说，现在冒出来一艘宇宙飞船。
Then he's like suddenly, there's a spaceship now.
问题太多了。
So many questions.
这个故事让我想起我最爱的一个笑话：你知道我打高尔夫为什么总要带一双备用袜子吗？
This story also had reminded me one of my favorite jokes, which is why do you know why I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing?
因为你一杆进洞？
Because you have a hole in one?
万一我一杆进洞呢。
In case I get a hole in one.
这就是你最爱的？
That's your favorite?
现在这一刻，这个笑话就是我最爱的。
This In my in this moment, it's my favorite.
我正在讲的这个笑话，永远是我最爱的。
The joke I'm currently telling is always my favorite one.
我现在最喜欢的故事就是这个。
Well, my favorite story right now is this one.
奥里昂，干得漂亮，朋友。
Orion, excellent work, my friend.
好的，彼得。
Alright, Peter.
还剩最后一个。
We got one more.
你来试试吗？
You wanna you wanna give it a go?
我来。
I do.
这个故事来自亚利桑那州一个四岁的小女孩，叫玛吉。
This one comes to us from a four year old from Arizona named Maggie.
玛吉的故事叫《会说话的钟》。
And Maggie's story is called The Clock That Can Talk.
我喜欢这个故事。
I love it.
冰箱和闪亮的姜饼女孩在厨房里看到了时钟。
The refrigerator and the sparkly gingerbread girl sees the clock in the kitchen.
时钟开始跟它们讲现在几点了。
The clock starts talking to them about what time it is.
它们吓坏了。
They get scared.
故事结束。
The end.
太棒了。
Fantastic.
简短又温馨，
Short, sweet,
真的挺吓人的。
It's really terrifying.
但她没告诉我们的是，那个叫特里的，真的挺吓人的。
But what she's not telling us is the Terry, the scary.
你觉得她是什么意思？你觉得呢？
What do you think she what do you think what do you
她这话是什么意思？
mean by that?
我一想到他们被吓到的样子，脑子里就乱成一团。
My mind races like they get scared.
这让我觉得，那些钟跟他们说话的方式，肯定带着某种阴森的感觉。
And that implies to me that the way the clocks spoke to them was creepy in some way.
时间本身就很吓人。
Well, time is scary.
你想想，要是有人突然跟你聊起现在几点了，真能把你吓一跳。
You know, if you start talking to someone about what time it is, you could terrify them.
比如说，我可以跟彼得说：
For example, I could say like, Peter.
是的
Yeah.
现在正好是上午十点。
It is 10AM right now.
你还有好多事没做呢。
You have so much work to do.
你得赶紧把事情做完。
You gotta get it done.
你总得找个时间吃午饭吧。
You gotta eat lunch at some point.
你还得回家呢。
You gotta get home.
这得花四十五分钟，我都有点怕了。
That's gonna take 45 I'm scared.
等到了该睡觉的时候，你肯定已经累得不行了。
And then you're gonna have to, you know as soon as it's gonna be bedtime, you're gonna be tired.
是的。
Yeah.
跟别人聊时间，可不只是说一句‘三点整’那么简单。
That's talking to someone about what time it is is way more than just saying 03:00.
对。
Mhmm.
对吧？
Right?
你别跟我提时空的事儿了。
Don't don't even get me started about space time.
我可太想听了。
Oh, I would love to.
哦，明白了。
Oh, okay.
引力？
Gravity?
引力根本不是什么引力，我们连它到底是什么都不知道。
Gravity is not a Gravity We don't even know what it is.
它根本就不是一个具体的东西。
It's not even a thing.
难道说，那就是时空吗？
It's Is that space time?
行星确实会让时空发生弯曲。
Well, planets, they bend space time.
所以，当你靠近行星的时候，其实并不是你在朝它移动。
So the idea is that when you get close to a planet, you're not actually moving towards it.
而是时间和空间本身在弯曲，所以原本的直线变成了曲线。
But time and space are, and so the straight line becomes a curved line.
这简直是我想象中所有科学家描述理论时的样子。
This is honestly how I imagine all scientists are acting when they're describing You're
哦，是这样啊。
like, Oh
是的，我之前想象过一条线弯曲的样子。
yeah, I had a imagination about a line curving.
对。
Yeah.
明白了。
Okay.
所以你在一个电梯里，但行星实在太大了。
So you're in an elevator, but a planet is too big.
那你是在移动吗？
And so are you moving?
科学家们，谢谢你们的工作。
Scientists, thank you for your work.
Maggie，也谢谢你的贡献。
And Maggie, thank you for yours.
Peter，我有个想法想跟你说说。
Here's my thought about this, Peter.
是的
Yeah.
冰箱和闪亮的姜饼女孩，这两样都是没有生命的物体。
Is the refrigerator and a sparkly gingerbread girl, both of those are inanimate objects.
对。
Yes.
对吧？
Right?
没错。
Mhmm.
所以我们一开始的出发点是，为什么他们会对时钟跟他们说话感到这么惊讶呢？
So we're starting from a baseline of, like, why should they be so surprised that the clock is talking to them?
难道在这个宇宙里，只有他们才有意识吗？
Are they the only ones that are sentient in this universe?
但我猜他们自己是没法说话的。
But I assume that they can't speak themselves.
哦，这挺有意思的。
Oh, interesting.
对吧？
Right?
我想象中，柜台上放着一个闪亮的姜饼小人，正坐在那儿。
So I imagine there's this counter with a sparkly gingerbread girl on it sitting there.
她盯着冰箱看。
She's looking at the fridge.
冰箱也在看着她，两个人就这么互相留意着，但还没找到办法真正交流。
The fridge is looking at her, and they're sort of just like aware of each other, but they haven't figured out a way really to communicate.
然后，在他们整个生命里，第一次听到有什么东西开口说话、跟他们交流——
And then the first time in their whole lives that they hear something talk and communicate to them
这一直是个很有趣的问题。
And that's always had a really interesting question.
这个世界的规则是什么？
What's the rules of this world?
我从来没想过这一点，所有东西都是有生命的，但钟表会说话，这反而最奇怪。
Because that's not something that occurred to me, which is all the objects are alive they're but So aware of can't the clock speaking is the weird thing.
对。
Yes.
在我的想象里，如果它们都有生命，那所有东西都该有生命。
Or in my mind, if they're alive, everything's alive.
它们都能说话。
They can all speak.
真正奇怪的是，他提到的时间问题。
So what he is saying about time is the weird thing.
但玛吉让我们去思考这些疑问。
But Maggie has invited us to ponder these questions.
玛吉，我们一定会好好想想的。
Maggie, and ponder them, we will.
明白。
Mhmm.
非常感谢你分享这个故事。
Thank you so much for your story.
今天的《故事之爱》就到这里了。
That's it for today's Story Love.
想读所有这些故事，就去 storypirates.com 吧。
To read all these stories, just head to storypirates.com.
很简单。
It's easy.
咱们这就去吧。
Let's do it.
再见。
Bye.
对了，大人们，你们知道吗？
And guess what, grown ups?
你们还能在 YouTube 上找到今天这个故事的更长版本。
You can still find an even longer version of today's Story Love on YouTube.
所以如果方便的话，去看看并订阅我们的频道吧。
So check it out and subscribe to our channel if you don't mind.
‘大人故事爱’不只是我们节目里的一个环节，也是我们出色的公司志愿者项目的名字。
And Grown Ups Story Love isn't just the name of a segment on our show, it's also the name of our incredible corporate volunteer program.
想了解更多关于‘故事爱’、‘故事探索’——我们的数字创意写作项目，或者我们的非营利组织‘海盗改变者’？请查看节目说明里的链接。
So to find out more about Story Love or Story Quest, our digital creative writing program, or our nonprofit arm, Pirates Changemakers, check out the show notes for links.
今天的附加集就到这里了。
That's it for today's bonus episode.
大人们，别忘了查看本期节目说明，了解您的孩子如何参加七月的‘创作故事’活动。
Grown ups, don't forget to check the show notes for today's episode to find out how your kids can join us for our next Create a Story session in July.
我们下周会带来全新的一期内容。
We'll be back next week with a brand new episode.
在那之前，保持创意，保持善良。
Until then, stay creative and stay kind.
再见。
Bye.
《故事海盗》播客由故事海盗工作室制作。
The Story Pirates podcast is a production of Story Pirates Studios.
执行制片人：李·奥弗特里和本杰明·萨尔卡。
Executive produced by Lee Overtree and Benjamin Salka.
联合执行制片人包括霍莉、里兹万·卡西姆、马努利西、亚伦·摩尔、默里·桑普森、杰克·谢弗和雅各布·邦德。
Co executive producers are Holly and Rizwan Kasim, Manulisi, Aaron Moore, Murray Sampson, Jack Schafer, and Jacob Bond.
本集由萨姆·贝尔、彼得·麦克纳尼、李·奥弗特里和布列塔尼·斯塔尔制作。
This episode was produced by Sam Bear, Peter McNerney, Lee Overtree, and Brittany Stahl.
录音、音效设计与混音由萨姆·贝尔在纽约市的The Relic Room完成。
Recording, sound design, and mixing by Sam Bear at The Relic Room in New York City.
额外制作支持：布雷特·图宾。
Additional production by Brett Tubin.
主题曲由鲍比·劳德创作。
Theme song by Bobby Lord.
配乐由埃里克·哈里森和杰克·米切尔制作。
Musical scoring by Eric Harrison and Jack Mitchell.
我们的首席编剧是彼得·麦克纳尼。
Our head writer is Peter McNerney.
常驻编剧有梅根·奥尼尔和亚历克西斯·辛普森。
Staff writers are Megan O'Neil and Alexis Simpson.
本集封面由卡米拉·富兰克林设计。
Episode artwork by Camilla Franklin.
关于蛇穿越时空在九十年代寻找彼得的那段故事（不是故事海盗青蛙），由彼得·麦克纳尼改编，配乐由杰克·米切尔创作。
The historic time traveling with the snake trying to find Peter in the nineties, not the Story Pirates the Frog, was adapted by Peter McNerney, musical scoring by Jack Mitchell.
本集演出阵容包括克里斯蒂娜·格罗斯皮奇、贾斯汀·林维尔、莎拉·摩根·艾什、彼得·麦克纳尼、乔什·纳赛尔、萨姆·罗加尔和阿迪·韦里奇。
This episode features performances by Christina Grosspiech, Justin Linville, Sarah Morgan Ashe, Peter McNerney, Josh Nasser, Sam Rogal, and Addie Weirich.
说实话，这集让我特别怀念九十年代。
You know, that episode just got me so nostalgic for the nineties.
所以我决定再列一些我特别怀念的九十年代事物。
So I thought I'd name even more things from the nineties that I personally miss a lot.
滑板坡道、垃圾车、半导体、詹姆斯·邦德、法国、火焰烧烤、煎饼、不用系带的鞋子、香肠卷、易烤炉、魔术贴、苏打饼干、登月，还有普通感冒。
Half pipes, garbage trucks, semiconductors, James Bond, France, flambe, pancakes, shoes that don't need laces, pigs in blankets, easy bake ovens, Velcro, saltines, the moon landing, and the common cold.
我们好想你啊，九十年代。
We miss you, nineteen nineties.
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