早年岁月：棉花糖发射器夏令营

故事海盗。

Story pirates.

孩子们写故事。

Kids write stories.

我们表演并鼓励孩子们创作更多。

We act to mouth and kids write more.

嘿，大家好。

Hey, everybody.

欢迎来到

Welcome to

故事海盗播客。

the story pirates podcast.

我是李·奥弗特里。

My name's Lee Overtree.

我是来自天狼星XM儿童频道的明迪·托马斯。

And my name's Mindy Thomas from SiriusXM's Kids Place Live.

嘿，Lee

Hey, Lee.

嘿，Mindy

Hey, Mindy.

最近怎么样？

How's it going?

太棒了，因为今天是我们《故事海盗》播客的首期节目

It's going great because today is our very first story pirates podcast.

我们为此筹备了这么久

We've been talking about this for so long.

真不敢相信它终于成真了

I can't believe it's actually happening.

所以今天，我们要表演过去三年里在我节目中最受欢迎的一个《故事海盗》故事

And so today, we're gonna play one of our favorite stories from one of the last three years of Story Pirates performances on my show.

没错

That's right.

如果你还不了解故事海盗是做什么的，我们会收集孩子们写的故事，然后把它们改编成精彩的短剧和歌曲，让创作这些故事的孩子们能看到。

And if you don't know what the Story Pirates do, we take stories written by kids, and then we turn them into awesome sketches and songs for the kids who wrote them to see.

我还真不知道呢，Leo Overtree。

I did not know that, Leo Overtree.

你早该知道这事了。

You really should know that by now.

哦，等一下。

Oh, wait a minute.

今天能让我来选要播放的故事吗？

Can I pick the story that we play today?

我想可以吧。

I guess so.

好的。

Okay.

还记得几个月前夏天的时候，你让听众们投稿关于奇葩夏令营的故事吗？

So remember a couple months ago during the summer when you asked our listeners to send in stories about just weird summer camps?

哦，对啊

Oh, yeah.

我们收到了好多关于奇怪夏令营的精彩故事

We got so many great stories about weird summer camps.

公主救生员夏令营，还有——

Princess lifeguard camp and Oh,

真不错

that's nice.

我记得好像有个反向夏令营

I think there was, like, backwards camp.

有个我特别喜欢的，而且我很爱那个作者的名字

Well, there was one that I especially loved, and I love the author's name.

我们能选那个故事吗？

So can we do that one?

我想我知道你说的是哪个

Think I know which one you're talking about.

是棉花糖射击营。

It's marshmallow shooter camp.

没错。

Yes.

我满脑子都是这个，真想去那里。

I can't stop thinking about it, and I want to go there.

我真心希望这个故事作者能被他自己的文字所激励，等长大成人后真的创办一个给成年人参加的棉花糖射击营——因为我绝对要报名。

And I really hope that the author of this story was so inspired by his own words that when he grows up to be a grown up and invents a real life marshmallow shooter camp for grown ups to go to because I I wanna sign up.

好吧。

Alright.

不过我觉得你可能有点超龄了，不适合参加棉花糖射击

Well, I think you might be a little too old for marshmallow shooter

营。

camp.

参加棉花糖射击营永远不嫌老。

You're never too old for marshmallow shooter camp.

好的。

Okay.

嗯，我们得等等看。

Well, we'll have to wait and see.

我是这么想的，我们可以这样做。

So here's what I thought we could do.

我想读一下这位作者发给我们的原版故事。

I would like to read the original story that this author sent into us.

哦，好啊。

Oh, yeah.

然后我们可以播放故事海盗改编的版本给大家听。

And then we can play the story pirates adaptation of that story for everyone to hear.

接着我们给作者打个恶作剧电话吧。

And then let's crank call the author.

这主意太棒了。

That's a great idea.

或者直接打个普通电话，问问他对自己故事的表演有什么看法。

Or just regular column and ask him what he thought of his story performed.

好的。

Alright.

好主意。

Good idea.

这是来自密歇根州勒丁顿的一年级学生克里斯托弗·德威德发给我们的原创故事。

So here is the original story sent in to us by first grader Christopher DeWeard from Ludington, Michigan.

这是他的故事《棉花糖发射器营地》。

Here's his story, Marshmallow Shooter Camp.

我的夏令营点子超棒，而且我知道很奇怪，因为我的姓就是‘怪’。

My summer camp idea is awesome, and I know weird because my last name is Da Weird.

我想办一个棉花糖发射器营地。

I want to have a marshmallow shooter camp.

棉花糖发射器营地就是专门制作棉花糖发射器的地方。

Marshmallow shooter camp is where all the marshmallow shooters would be made.

每天上午，所有孩子都会用管子搭建棉花糖发射器，就像大型拼装玩具一样。

For half the day, all the kids would build marshmallow shooters out of pipes like big Tinker Toys.

然后下午就是孩子们测试这些发射器是否正常工作的任务时间。

Then the other half of the day, it's all the kids' jobs to test them out to make sure they all work right.

具体操作方式是

The way to do

通过组织大量棉花糖射击游戏和一场大型棉花糖大战来实现。

this is by having lots and lots and lots of marshmallow shooting games and a big marshmallow fight.

游戏包括用棉花糖击中靶心、把棉花糖射进其他孩子嘴里，甚至还有让人在糖浆里打滚后，大家同时朝他发射棉花糖看能粘住多少的玩法。

There are games where you try to hit a target with a marshmallow, games where you try to shoot marshmallows into other kids' mouths, and even a game where someone rolls in syrup and then everyone shoots marshmallows at them at once to see how many will stick to them at once.

晚上你还可以用棉花糖塞满枕套。

At night, you get to fill your pillowcase with marshmallows.

这一定很有趣，因为我的枕头会变得凹凸不平。

It would be so funny because my pillow would be so lumpy.

每顿饭都会配棉花糖当小菜，除了腌黄瓜。

Every meal would come with a side of marshmallows except pickles.

噁心。

Ew.

这将是史上最有趣的夏令营，无限倍的那种。

It would be the most funnest summer camp ever times infinity.

结束。

The end.

真不敢相信他把腌黄瓜和棉花糖混在一起了。

I can't believe he knocked pill pickles and marshmallows.

好吧，这是

Well It's

我最喜欢吃的东西之一。

like one of my favorite things to eat.

太恶心了，明迪。

That's disgusting, Mindy.

确实很恶心。

It is disgusting.

这就是我为什么从不去你家吃午饭的原因，你总是准备些最奇怪的食物。

That's why I never come over to your house for lunch because you always serve the weirdest things.

棉花糖和腌黄瓜。

Marshmallows and pickles.

恶心。

Gross.

好吧，Lee Overtree，我们现在是不是该看看故事海盗们对Christopher DeWeard的棉花糖射击营故事做了什么改编？

Well, Lee Overtree, so we should we see now what the story pirates have done with Christopher DeWeard's marshmallow shooter camp story?

对。

Yeah.

开始吧。

Let's do it.

下面是一年级学生Christopher DeWeard带来的作品：棉花糖射击营。

So here it is from first grader Christopher DeWeard, marshmallow shooter camp.

嘿，小朋友们。

Hey, kids.

收拾好行李，因为该去露营了。

Pack your bags cause it's time to go to camp.

什么？

What?

我以为你们喜欢露营。

I thought you guys love camp.

我们确实喜欢，但大多数营地太普通了。

We do, but most camps are too normal.

对啊，我们想去个古怪的营地。

Yeah, we wanna go to a weird camp.

刚才是谁说要去古怪营地？

Did somebody say weird camp?

嘿，你是谁？

Hey, who are you?

是我，作家、发言人和营地创始人克里斯托弗·德威德。

It's me, author, spokesman, and camp founder Christopher DeWeird.

克里斯托弗·德威德。

Christopher DeWeird.

独一无二的那个。

The one and only.

给我们讲讲这个营地吧。

Tell us about this camp.

它很棒吗？

Is it awesome?

它很古怪吗？

Is it weird?

我的夏令营点子超棒，而且我懂古怪。

My summer camp idea is awesome, and I know weird.

为什么呢？

Why is that?

因为我的姓氏就是德威德（DeWeird意为'古怪'）。

Because my last name is DeWeird.

这个营地叫什么名字？

What's this camp called?

它叫棉花糖发射器营地。

It's called Marshmallow Shooters Camp.

棉花糖发射器营地。

Marshmallow Shooter Camp.

没错。

That's right.

棉花糖发射器营地。

Marshmallow Shooter Camp.

所有棉花糖发射器都会在这里制作完成。

Where all the marshmallow shooters would be made.

等一下。

Wait a second.

什么是棉花糖发射器？

What's a marshmallow shooter?

拜托，老爸。

Come on, dad.

什么？

What?

你是二十世纪出生的吗？

Were you born in the twentieth century?

事实上，是的。

Actually, yes, I was.

棉花糖发射器就是发射棉花糖的。

A marshmallow shooter shoots marshmallows.

我早该想到的。

I guess I should have seen that one coming.

没错。

That's right.

在棉花糖发射器营地，孩子们每天有一半时间用管道搭建发射器，就像大型拼装玩具一样。

And at marshmallow shooter camp, for half the day, all the kids build marshmallow shooters out of pipes like big tinker toys.

然后剩下半天时间，所有孩子的工作就是测试这些发射器，确保它们都能正常运作。

Then the other half of the day, it's all the kids jobs to test them out to make sure that they all work right.

但怎么测试呢？

But how?

他们是怎么做到的？

How do they do that?

我来告诉你。

I'll tell you.

他们的做法是进行大量棉花糖射击游戏，还有一场大型棉花糖大战。

The way they do it is by having lots and lots and lots of marshmallow shooting games and a big marshmallow fight.

没错。

Yeah.

我就知道。

I knew it.

我们能玩吗

Can we play

现在可以玩吗？

them now?

当然可以。

We sure can.

否则我就不叫克里斯托弗了

Or my name isn't Christopher

但你明明就叫克里斯托弗·德威尔啊。

But your name is Christopher DeWear.

那我们最好开始射击吧。

Then we better get shooting.

是啊。

Yeah.

每人拿一个棉花糖发射器。

Everyone grab one of these marshmallow shooters.

哇，太酷了。

Oh wow, cool.

看看这个。

Look at this one.

第一个游戏是尝试击中目标。

And the first game is where you try to hit the target.

但目标在哪里呢？

But where's the target?

爸爸就是目标。

Dad's the target.

什么？

What?

哦，嘿。

Oh, hey.

第二个游戏是尝试把棉花糖射进其他孩子的嘴里。

The second game is where you try to shoot marshmallows into other kids' mouths.

哦嘿，迪威尔德先生，关于距离有什么规则吗

Oh hey, mister Deweard, are there rules about how far away you

嘿，萨米。

Hey Sammy.

棉花糖。

Marshmallow.

哦，嘿，你把棉花糖扔进我嘴里了。

Oh, hey you throw a marshmallow into my mouth.

我赢了。

I win.

甚至还有个游戏，有人滚进糖浆里，然后大家同时朝他们射棉花糖，看一次能粘住多少个。

And there's even a game where somebody rolls in syrup and then everyone shoots marshmallows at them at once to see how many will stick to them at once.

这听起来有点傻，因为谁会自愿当那个滚糖浆的人呢？

Well that seems a little silly because who would actually volunteer to be the person in the syrup?

等等，为什么大家都看着我？

Wait, why is everyone looking at me?

冷静点，先生。

Just calm down, sir.

我说，那桶

Say, where did that tub of

我身后的糖浆是从哪来的？

syrup behind me come from?

冷静点，老爸。

Just be cool, dad.

嘿，你们为什么都这样悄悄靠近我？

Hey, why are you all creeping towards me like that?

来吧，老爸。

Come on, dad.

别让这事变得比必要的更难。

Don't make this any harder than it needs to be.

这到底是怎么回事？

What's going on here?

嘿，别把我推进那桶糖浆里。

Hey, don't push me in that tub of syrup.

推。

Push.

天啊，我浑身都是糖浆。

Oh man, I'm covered in syrup.

去抓住那些孩子。

Go get them kids.

棉花糖发射器摄像头出来了，所以

Marshmallow shooter cams out so

太棒了，我可能都不想一直睡觉了。

great I probably wouldn't wanna sleep the whole time.

是啊，我可不想错过任何一秒的棉花糖。

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna miss a second of the marshmallow.

你不必错过。

You don't have to.

什么？

What?

解释一下。

Explain.

帮帮我。

Help me.

晚上你可以把枕头套装满棉花糖。

Well, at night, you get to fill your pillowcase with marshmallows.

哇哦。

Woah.

它

It

那会很有趣，因为我的枕头会变得凹凸不平。

would be so funny because my pillow would be so lumpy.

太凹凸不平了。

So lumpy.

就在你以为棉花糖已经多得不能再多的时候。

And just when you thought there couldn't be any more marshmallows.

我觉得不可能再有更多棉花糖了。

I don't think there could be any more marshmallows.

不可能吗？

Couldn't there?

可能吗？

Could there?

可能的。

There could.

是啊。

Yeah.

拜托。

Please.

不行。

No.

在棉花糖射击营，每顿饭都配有一份棉花糖。

At Marshmallow Shooter Camp, every meal comes with a side of marshmallows.

是啊。

Yeah.

除了腌黄瓜。

Except pickles.

噫。

Ew.

说得对，真恶心。

Ew is right.

这会是史上最有趣的夏令营。

It would be the most funnest summer camp ever.

时间是无限的。

Time's infinity.

你说得对。

You said it.

所以今天就快来棉花糖射击营找我们吧。

So come on down today and visit us at Marshmallow Shooter Camp.

你会度过最欢乐的时光。

You'll have the funnest time ever.

否则我就不叫克里斯托弗了。

Or my name isn't Christopher.

嘿，杜威德先生。

Hey, mister Deweard.

棉花糖。

Marshmallow.

开始。

Go.

嘿，你扔个棉花糖

Hey, you throw a marshmallow

到我嘴里。

in my mouth.

我赢了。

I win.

嗯，你确实赢了。

Well, you certainly do.

故事结束。

The end.

以上就是克里斯托弗·德威尔德的故事《棉花糖射击营》。

So there's Christopher Deweird's story, Marshmallow Shooter Camp.

现在，是时候见见克里斯托弗本人了。

Now, it's time to meet Christopher himself.

你好，克里斯托弗。

Hello, Christopher.

嗨。

Hi.

最近怎么样？

How's it going?

挺好的。

Good.

克里斯托弗，首先能告诉我们你现在在哪里吗？

Christopher, can you tell us, first of all, where you are right now?

密歇根州克莱顿。

Clayton, Michigan.

你今年多大了？

How old are you?

我六岁了。

I'm six years old.

你上一年级了吗？

Do you go to first grade?

是的。

Yes.

你觉得一年级怎么样？

And what do you think about first grade?

太棒了。

It's awesome.

克里斯托弗，我想就你的故事问几个问题。

Christopher, I wanna ask you a couple questions about your story.

可以吗？

Is that okay?

好啊。

Yeah.

当然。

Sure.

好的。

Okay.

第一个问题。

First question.

当你在广播里听到自己的故事时是什么感觉？

What was it like when you heard your story on the radio?

他们表演得太棒了。

They performed it so well.

我以为那是个真实的营地。

I thought it was a real camp.

真的吗？

You did?

我以为它

I thought it

是真的。

was real.

我本来想去的。

I wanted to go.

但后来我妈妈告诉我那不是真的。

But then my mom told me it wasn't real.

所以如果真有棉花糖发射器营地，你会去参加吗？

So if there was a marshmallow shooter camp, you would go to it?

是啊。

Yeah.

在那个营地，你最喜欢做的事情会是什么？

And what would be your favorite thing to do at that camp?

做所有有趣的事情。

Do everything that's fun.

所有事情。

Everything.

所有有趣的事情。

Everything that's fun.

我还有个问题要问你。

I have another question for you.

你是怎么想到棉花糖射击营地这个主意的？

How did you come up with the idea for marshmallow shooter camp?

我喜欢棉花糖射击。

I like marshmallow shooting.

你朝哪里射击它们？

Where do you shoot them at?

外面任何地方都可以。

Outside anywhere.

在路上，任何地方。

In the road, anywhere.

对着樱桃。

On a cherry.

对着樱桃。

On a cherry.

当你射击棉花糖它们掉到地上时会发生什么？

Happens when you shoot marshmallows and they fall on the ground?

我的狗会跑去吃掉它们。

My dog goes and eat them.

什么？

What?

你让它吃这些吗？

You let him eat them?

是他让我们允许的。

He let we let him.

这太神奇了。

That is amazing.

克里斯托弗，非常感谢你为我们写这个故事。

Well, Christopher, thank you so much for writing us a story.

不客气。

You're welcome.

我们非常高兴能在首期播客中分享它。

We're so happy to share it for our very first podcast.

你意识到这是我们第一期播客吗？

Do you realize this is our first podcast?

是的。

Yes.

你知道什么是播客吗？

Do you know what a podcast is?

不知道。

No.

我就知道。

I thought so.

就是说我们要把它分享到网上，让所有想听的人都能听到。

Well, means we're gonna share it on the internet with everybody who wants to listen to it.

这样全国各地的孩子们都能听到你的故事，受到启发，然后想写自己的故事。

So kids all around the country can listen to your story and be inspired by it and want to write their own story.

你有什么想对家里所有听众说的吗？

Anything you wanna say to all the listeners at home?

没有。

No.

我只想好好享受这个故事。

I just wanna enjoy the story.

谢谢你，克里斯托弗。

Thanks, Christopher.

感谢您收听《故事海盗》的首期播客节目。

And thanks to you for tuning in to the Story Pirates' very first podcast.

请记住，您可以在Facebook、Twitter、Tumblr和Instagram上找到我们。

Remember, you can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram.

或访问storypirates.org网站，了解如何邀请故事海盗团队到您的学校或城镇。

Or visit storypirates.org to find out how to bring the Story Pirates to your school or town.

特别感谢克里斯托弗的母亲April，以及SiriusXM和Mindy Thomas。

Special thanks to Christopher's mother, April, and SiriusXM and Mindy Thomas.

谢谢大家。

Thanks, everybody.

我们下次见。

We'll see you next time.

嘿，大人们。

Hey, grown ups.

我是李。

Lee here.

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大家都知道我特别钟爱纯音频叙事形式。

Now, you know that I love audio only storytelling.

我认为这是最适合孩子接触的媒介之一，因为它完全不需要屏幕。

I think it's one of the best things you can expose your kids to because there's no screen.

音频故事有种独特魔力，能激发孩子们的想象力，这种力量非常强大。

Audio storytelling has this special way of activating kids' imaginations, which I think is super powerful.

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冒险氛围将你全方位包围。

The adventure surrounds you.

你会听到脚步声在霍格沃茨的墙壁间回荡，金色飞贼嗖地从耳边掠过的呼啸声。

You'll hear footsteps echoing off the walls of Hogwarts and the whoosh of a golden snitch as it darts past your ear.

我超爱这个选角。

And I love the casting.

我刚注意到马修·麦克费登饰演伏地魔。

I just noticed that Matthew McFadden is playing Voldemort.

抱歉。

Sorry.

说了那个名字。

Said his name.

我知道。

I know.

但马修是我最爱的演员之一。

But Matthew is one of my favorite actors.

他演什么都无可挑剔。

He's just incredible in everything he does.

我刚看了部他主演的超棒剧集。

I just watched this amazing show with him.

他太棒了。

He's fantastic.

还有很多其他演员，我个人非常喜欢参与其中。

And there's so many other actors that I just personally love doing this.

这些全明星阵容的有声书对《哈利·波特》老粉丝来说是场摄人心魄的体验，也是向新一代介绍这个故事的绝妙新方式。

These full cast audio additions are a spellbinding experience for longtime Harry Potter fans and a delightful new way to introduce the stories to a new generation.

该系列的第一部现已上线，后续新有声书将每月发布。

The first story in the series is available now with new audiobooks in the series releasing every month.

这将是你从未体验过的《哈利·波特》。

It's Harry Potter like you've never heard it before.

立即访问audible.com/hp1，开启聆听之旅。

Go to audible.com/hp1 and start listening today.