第一集：此处有格布林——第一章

我用木头造了一支军队。

I built an army out of wood.

对。

Uh-huh.

我有个特殊技能叫乡土款待，意思是我做 gravy 特别拿手。

I have a special, skill called, rustic hospitality, which means I I'm really great gravy.

快进来，宝贝。

Come on in, sugar.

来吧。

Come on.

来，进这栋伯恩赛德庄园。

Come on into this Burnside Estate.

这乡土款待的意思是，因为我出身平民，你跟他们相处起来特别自然。

And the rustic hospitality means that because I come from the ranks of common folk, you fit among them with ease.

只要你没对大家构成威胁，就能在普通百姓里找到地方躲、休息或者养伤。

You can find a place to hide, rest, or recuperate among other commoners unless you have shown yourself to be a danger to them.

他们会保护你，让你躲开法律或者其他追查你的人，但不会为了你拿性命冒险。

They shield you from the law or any well one else searching for you, though they are unwilling to risk their lives for you.

所以穷人都特别喜欢马格努斯。

So poor people love Magnus.

你意思是说，

That's what you're That

没错。

is correct.

他是我们团队里的拉里·电缆 guy，特接地气。

He is the he is the He's Larry the cable guy of of our team.

他就是那种人里的奇多薯片。

He's the Cheetos of people.

听好了。

Listen.

我联系的是真正的美国普通人。

I reach out to real America.

是的。

Yeah.

真正的美国人都喜欢马格努斯。

And real America loves Magnus.

哦，真正的塔可。

Well, real Taco.

真正的费伦，或者被遗忘的费伦。

Real Faerun or forgotten Real Faeruns

就是那种地道的费伦。

or You know, like, the real down home Faerun.

他们喜欢我。

They love me.

还有几件特别的事。

Couple other special things.

我的问题是，我阻止的那个暴君会不择手段地要我的命。

My flaw is that the tyrant that I stopped will stop at nothing to see my end.

天哪。

Oh, shit.

我相信公平。

I believe in fairness.

没人能凌驾于法律之上。

No one is above the law.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

如果有人遇到麻烦，我一定会全力以赴帮他们。

And if someone is in trouble, I will stop at nothing to help them.

动脑筋是别人的事，我只管行动。

And thinking is for other people, I'm all about action.

行吧。

Okay.

你应该是守法的吧？

You're you're lawful, I'm assuming?

守序善良。

Lawful good.

守序善良。

Lawful good.

行。

Okay.

听起来不错。

Sounds good.

酷。

Cool.

对。

Yeah.

你这状态看起来挺到位的。

You sound you sound pretty set up.

那咱们接着聊Justin吧，我觉得你接下来该说了，经验上排你前面。

So let's move on to Justin because you, I think, have the next in order of experience.

因为你玩过一次。

Because you played once.

你玩过一次，那可比老爸的零次强太多了。

Because you played once, which is, infinity times more than dad, zero.

对吧？

Right?

不过严格算的话，这还是零。

Actually, mathematically speaking, that would still be zero.

喂。

Hey.

喂。

Hey.

闭嘴吧，老头。

Shut up, old man.

我们在玩游戏呢。

We're playing games.

抱歉啊，刚才那样。

I'm sorry about that.

我爱你。

I love you.

所以我们是在玩游戏，不是算数学。

So We're playing games, not maths.

我可是塔可斯巫师。

I got, tacos wizard.

对啊。

Yeah.

而且我会施法。

And I got, spell casting abilities.

你根本没必要假设你的法师有这个能力，这根本多此一举。

You didn't even I mean, that was redundant to assume that your wizard was capable of

我有本书，可以翻翻，让自己放松一下。

I I can I have a book that I can look at to get to just relax

一点点。

a little

稍微缓一缓，重新回到自己的状态？

bit and just get back in my in my zone?

那本书是什么？

What is the book?

什么？

What?

是秘密吗？那本书是秘密？

What's is it is it the secret?

什么？不是，不是这么回事。

What what's No.

就是一本小书。

It's a book

我随身带着。

that I carry around with me.

《高效能人士的七个习惯》。

It's the seven habits of highly effective people.

太棒了。

Fantastic.

就是本书。

It's a book.

这是我家的事，Taako得缓一缓。

It's a family Taako needs a minute.

这是我这辈子的心血结晶——《高效能精灵的七个习惯》。

It's a record of my life's work so far, the seven habits of highly effective elves.

我天天带在身上，真帮了我大忙。

And I carry it around with me and it helps me.

你能说一两个习惯吗？

What are the can I ask one or two of the habits?

我猜看看树算一个吧。

I imagine looking at trees is one of them.

是的。

Yeah.

留长发也算一个。

Long hair.

男人也算一个。

Man is one.

你那金黄色的头发挺好的。

Your flaxen do okay.

踢沙包。

Hacky sack.

别忘了踢沙包。

Don't forget hacky.

是玩沙包吗？

Is it Hacky sack?

这是指味道，还是说它有个机械层面的意思？

Is that flavor, or does that have does that have a a mechanical context?

它

It

确实有机械效果。

does have a mechanical effect.

我每天能休息一次，恢复用掉的法术位吗？

I can, I can rest once per day and recover, expended spell slots?

明白了。

Okay.

但加起来的法术位等级不能超过我等级的一半。

So But with a combined level equal to or, less than half of my level.

所以法术位是个新概念啊。

So spell slots is a sort of a new concept.

其实吧，这玩意儿是个老古董概念，第五版又给捡回来了。

Well, I mean, it's a it's an ancient old concept that they sort of brought back for fifth edition.

而且，老爹，这玩意儿对你当牧师的也适用。

And and, dad, it applies to you too as a cleric.

你们俩都有种叫戏法的法术。

Both of you have a type of spell called cantrips.

这些戏法，你想用随时都能用。

And you can basically use those whenever.

有些戏法可能需要材料或者消耗品，但我真懒得管这些细节，我不想给你们整什么蝙蝠翅膀、龙血之类的游戏里的购物清单。

They they some of them may carry a a resource or component cost, but I'm not really concerned with maintaining that element of the role playing because I don't want to give you guys, like, in game fake shopping lists for bat wings and shit.

所以这些戏法，你想用多少次就用多少次，一天想放多少遍都行。

So these can trips, you can do whenever you want, as many times as you want per day.

所以贾斯汀，塔科应该已经写了几条在那儿了。

So Justin, Taako should have a few written down there.

你要是想换，也可以自己翻翻手册看看有没有别的想换的。

I don't know if you wanna go shopping around in the guide to switch those out.

多比较一下，挑几个最适合你的法术。

Do some comparison shopping to find the spells that are right for you.

里面已经有几个很不错的了。

There's some solid ones in there already.

法师之手。

Mage hand.

其实就是遥感控制，说白了就是隔空取物。

It's basically telekinesis, essentially.

能从远处抓东西、挪东西，特别方便。

You can pick shit up and move it around from a distance.

触碰按压是那种干扰型的小幻术。

Press of Digitation is sort of distracting spells, minor illusions.

那我一开始能选几个

So how many

我开局能选多少

do I start

选哪个？

with?

你有四个戏法，就在你角色面板中间那个框里列着。

You have four cantrips, and they're listed in that box sort of in the middle there of your of your character sheet.

明白了。

Okay.

你还有寒冰射线，这大概是战斗里你最常用的。

You've also got ray of frost, which is the one you'll most commonly use in combat probably.

这是个造成伤害并减速的寒冰射线。

It's a damaging ray of frost that you use to hurt and slow I

我有两个一级法术位，可以用来施放准备好的法术。

have two first level spell slots that I can use to cast my prepared spells.

对。

Right.

除了那些可以随时用的戏法，你还得靠法术位来施放其他法术。

So so aside from your cantrips, if you're gonna use at will at any time, you have this concept of spell slots.

你 memorized 的那些法术里，你看一下角色面板那个法术书部分，JUICE，他们已经帮你挑好了一些。

So of your list of spells that you have memorized, which if you look down at the spell book part of that box, Juice, they actually have picked some out for you already.

完美。

Perfect.

也就是说，好吧。

Which again, if okay.

对。

Yeah.

不是。

No.

这些都不错。

They're good.

它们是，它们是

They're they're

我们有魔法飞弹。

We got magic missile.

你会用魔法飞弹。

You got magic missile.

你会用护盾，关键时刻能保命。

You got shield, which can protect you in a pinch.

你会用次级护甲术。

You got meh each armor.

要是睡不着，还有袖子咒，管用。

Got sleeves if you're having a hard time catching some z's.

你会用睡眠术——要是你医生不肯给你续阿普唑仑的处方的话。

You got sleep if you, if your doctor refuses to, to refill your Ambien prescription.

嘿，你瞧。

Hey, look.

这不好笑。

That's not funny.

嗯，确实不好笑。

I suppose it's not.

你有灼热之手。

You got burning hands.

你有打击术。

You got the hits.

对吧？

Right?

但要用这些法术，你得消耗一个一级法术位，因为它们都是一级法术。

But to use those, you'll have to expend a first level spell slot because they are first level spells.

所以你只能用一次？

So you can only use them once?

嗯，不行。

You could well, no.

不对，不行。

Well, no.

每个法术你想用多少次都行。

You can use each individual spell as any as many times as you want.

但每次用，就会消耗掉一个法术位。

But each time you do, you burn one of those spell slots.

你有两个一级法术位。

So you have two first level spell slots.

每用掉一个法术位，就少一个。

And when you use one of those spell slots, you burn one of those up.

然后你还能从一级法术列表里再选一个用。

And then you can use one other thing from that first level list.

那又会再消耗一个法术位。

And then that will use another spell slot.

休息的时候能恢复，短休就行，大概一小时左右。

And with your recovery, you can recover those on a short rest, which is any rest that takes like an hour.

其实就是打完一仗、歇一会儿就能回满。

Basically, you can do that between fights.

喝个Capri Sun，再来根能量棒，立马满血复活。

You drink a Capri Sun and just like Eat a power bar.

吃根能量棒。

Eat a power bar.

吃根Luna能量棒。

Eat a Luna bar.

补足电解质，状态拉满。

Get your electrolytes so right.

想短休的话，随便你干嘛都行。

And then you want a short rest, you can do whatever.

长休的话，就一切从零开始。

On a long rest, you basically start back from zero.

所有法术位全恢复。

You get all your spell slots back.

所以我还能在黑暗里看得见。

You So I've also can see in the dark.

哦，你有黑暗视觉啊。

Oh, you have dark vision.

是的

Yeah.

我在黑暗里看得清清楚楚，就跟白天一样。

I can see in the dark just like it's bright light.

不过我只能看到灰度层次。

I can only see shades of gray though.

哇，真的吗。

Oh, wow.

五十个呢。

50 of them.

这不就是常态吗？

Ain't that the way?

灰度层次。

Shades.

我对抗魅惑效果的豁免检定有优势。

I can have an advantage of saving throws against being charmed.

好吧。

Okay.

魔法可没法让我睡着。

And magic can't put me to sleep.

等等，那个是……

Except oh, that's

这真是个诅咒啊。

what a curse.

你不能用你自己的催眠法术来让自己睡觉。

You can't use your own sleeping spell on yourself.

我觉得这还挺给力的。

I think it does goodsies.

说不定你明天就要出发了。

Maybe you're taking a trip tomorrow

其实啊，精灵根本不用睡觉的，格里芬。

on your Actually, elves don't sleep, Griffin.

你应该知道的。

You should know that.

他们可是要深度冥想的。

They meditate deeply.

太棒了。

Fantastic.

是的。

Yeah.

我还得保护那些虔诚的人。

And I gotta shelter the faithful.

所以我可是奥马克的仆人。

So I'm a servant of, Omak.

不是的。

Nope.

是我赢得了信众的敬重，也有权主持奥梅克的仪式。

Not I command the respect of those who share my faith, and I can perform the rights of Omek.

你和你的同伴们，就是你们这些人，都可以在寺庙神龛或者奥梅克信仰的正式场所免费得到治疗和照顾。

And you and your companions, that's you guys, can expect to receive free healing and care at a temple shrine or other established presence of Omek's faith.

他们这话讲得真有意思。

I like the way that they phrase that.

就是说，你——

Like, you

你就能享受到，比如直接给你回满血。

can expect to get like, roll him back.

给我治一治。

Heal me.

停一下。

Stop.

行吧。

Okay.

他能治病。

He heals.

我真想马上实际玩一把。

I'm really dying to, like, actually play.

那咱们就

So We'll we'll

到那儿再说。

get there.

咱们再回过头来

Getting back

现在继续。

on now.

我得提醒你一下，你的神明庇护者叫阿玛，不是奥内克。

I should point out that your your divine patron is is called Agma, not Olnek.

他可是个活生生的人。

He's like an actual guy.

他是知识之神。

He's the god of knowledge.

嗯，他其实

Well, he's

不是真人，格里芬。

not an actual guy, Griffin.

你陷得有多深啊，

How deep in are you,

老兄？

buddy?

我挺深的。

I'm pretty

他是为游戏编出来的。

He made up for the game.

我确实陷得很深。

I'm pretty deep in.

但你是法师啊。

But you're a wizard.

我一开始挺困惑的，因为你是个法师，一般人可不会觉得法师特别虔诚。

I was confused by this at first because you're a wizard, which you typically don't think of him as especially devout people.

对。

Yeah.

但这位神明管的就是法师那点破事儿。

But this is a god of wizardly shit.

所以也许吧，

And so maybe that is

还得记住，我这边是民间英雄出身，他可是神职人员出身。

It's also important to keep in mind that where my background is folk hero, his background is acolyte.

所以他才在神庙里当差。

So that's why he is a member of a temple.

神庙专门研究怎么把法师那套玩得更溜——这倒挺合理。

A temple dedicated to getting better at wizard shit, which makes sense.

那你呢？你那套又是啥？

So what's all your what's all your shit?

你的那些性格特质、信念、羁绊和缺点都是预设好的，但你不用非得照着盒子附带的那些来玩。

Your Well, the personality traits and ideals and bonds and flaws are pre written, and I don't want you to feel like you have to use the stuff that came with the box.

我觉得这些玩意儿咱们边玩边慢慢就能摸清楚。

I I figure a lot of that stuff is gonna we're gonna figure that out as we go.

对。

Yeah.

行吧，老爸。

Alright, dad.

说吧。

Go.

梅尔是……不好意思。

Merle is a, I'm sorry.

我不是梅尔。

I am a No Merle.

我是矮人。

Dwarf.

梅尔是个山地矮人，中立善良，以前当过兵。

Merle is a hill dwarf, neutral good, used to be a soldier.

他当过雇佣兵。

He was a mercenary soldier.

明白了。

Okay.

但那日子实在对他太残酷了。

But, the life was just too hard on him.

他出身大家族，名字都像农德罗·岩寻、邓德伦这样的，结果《指环王》里压根没叫他去演矮人，他为此还挺不爽的。

Comes from a big family, all with names like Nundro Rockseeker, Dundren He was not asked to go along with the dwarves in any of the Hobbit movies and he's kind of pissed about that.

他是牧师，神职跟马特·锤丁有关。

Cleric, his domain is affiliated with Mart Hammer Dwin.

天哪。

Oh, shit.

他是矮人族里流浪者、旅人和被遗弃者的神。

Dwarf god of wanderers, travelers, and outcasts.

爸，有意思的内容都在页面前面。

Dad, the interesting stuff is on the front of the page.

哦，不好意思。

Oh, sorry.

咱们看看。

Let's see.

他开聚会可太有意思了。

He's a lot of fun at parties.

跳舞也特别棒。

He's a good dancer.

他就有那种

He has that

一笑起来就让人想跟他说自己事儿的劲儿。

smile that just makes you wanna talk about yourself.

他聚会有什么绝活？

What is his party skill?

他派对有多疯？

How hard does he party?

你可能不知道，他开派对就跟1999年似的。

You may not have He's he parties like it's nineteen ninety nine.

明白了。

Okay.

1999点派对积分？

1,999 party points?

派对积分是啥？

What is a party point?

咱们干嘛非得玩这个？

Why do we even need to play?

派对积分在哪啊？

Where is a party point?

老爸早就用他那个预设的废柴角色赢过《龙与地下城》了。

Dad already won Dungeons and Dragons with his pre rolled broken character.

我还以为特拉维斯是

I thought Travis is

在把硬币分类放进罐子里呢？

gonna is sorting sorting coins in a jar?

我在整理我的骰子。

I'm sorting out my dice.

天哪。

Oh, Jesus.

你这有点抢跑了吧。

You're getting ahead of the game a little bit.

所以啊，老爸，你当牧师，就是负责治疗的。

So so, dad, as the cleric, you are you are The the healing.

治疗。

Healing.

你可是要负责治疗的。

Are going to be healing.

但你要看看特拉维斯那种情况，你就得放弃这种生活方式了。

But if you look at stuff like Travis, you do need to part this lifestyle.

你简直搞了个沙锤出来，我把它们都放进了——

It's like you've made a maraca of I put them

倒进一个玻璃杯里，回头想想，这做法真够烂的，做播客的可不能这样。

in a glass mug, which in retrospect, that's bad podcasters Yeah.

就是单打独斗，声音差得要命。

It's just one on one bad sound.

天哪。

Oh, Jesus.

我不干了。

I'm done.

我真的不干了。

I'm done now.

他还坚持着呢。

Took him still.

爸，你的护甲值很高，特别耐打。

Dad, you have a pretty high armor class, which makes you pretty hardy.

你还有一把战锤，能造成大量伤害。

You also have a a war hammer that can deal a lot of damage.

你可不是那种娇弱、动不动就哭哭啼啼、缩手缩脚的人——那叫啥来着？

So you're not this frail, weeping weeping, shrinking what's the phrase?

害羞的小花。

Shrinking violet.

你根本不是那种人。

You're not that.

你可是能冲进战场、撸起袖子干架的主。

You can get in you can get into the shit.

我猜你肯定也会这么干。

And and I imagine that you will.

我想起我在越南的时候。

I just like when I was in Nam.

你还会一些戏法，像贾斯汀那样，想用就用，不用消耗资源。

You also have cantrips, like Justin, that you can use at will without burning through anything.

你会用‘光亮术’，能照亮周围的东西。

You have light, which casts a light on things.

你还有‘神圣火焰’，是个远程攻击法术。

You have sacred flame, which is sort of a ranged attack spell.

你会‘神迹术’。

You have thaumaturgy.

我这么念应该没错吧。

I think I'm saying that right.

比如能用来开门或者关门。

Which can be used to, shut or open a door, for example.

这法术的用途可多了。

It has a lot of different implications.

烦就烦在，他们没像给贾斯汀那样，帮你挑好法术。

Here's what sucks is they have not picked out your spells for you like they did for Justin.

我猜他们知道你没玩过，所以故意给我们整点难度，跟对Justin那样。

I guess they knew that you hadn't played before, and they wanted to make this as hard on us as these human beings.

我其实心里已经有几个想法了。

I actually have a a couple in mind.

现在呢，我……

Now, I

我挑了两个提前准备好了。

I picked two to pre prepare

作为生命领域的信徒，每个牧师都有个专精，我就选了这个。

to prepare So as a I will say as a disciple of life, which is every cleric has, like, a specialization.

你的专精是生命树，主要就是治疗系的。

Yours is the life tree, which is basically healing.

对吧。

Right.

就是让你更耐打。

It's about, being hardy.

所以你才专精重甲，因为你可是生命信徒。

That is why you have this heavy armor specialization, is because you are a disciple of life.

说白了，就是专精于不死。

Basically, a disciple of not dying.

作为生命信徒，你天生就会施放法术和治疗伤口。

So as a disciple of life, you automatically have blasts and cure wounds.

这些法术你早就记好了。

You already have those memorized.

哦，原来如此。

Oh, okay.

你根本不用花时间去背这些法术。

You don't have to spend your time memorizing those.

这些早就装你兜里了。

You've got those in the bag, basically.

明白了。

Okay.

那我现在就得告诉你我想选哪两个吗？

So if I do I need to tell you right now the two I do wanna load up?

你一共可以准备四个法术。

You you you can have you have four prepared.

对吧？

Right?

用掉一个，就会消耗一个法术位。

And then when you use one of them, it uses up one of your spell slots.

但你不用提前那么早就定好哪两个。

But you don't have to pick the two way way in advance.

明白了。

Alright.

好的。

Okay.

那就行

That's

太好了。

great.

那我觉得咱们差不多可以开始了。

So then I think we're, I think we're more or less good to go.

我大概给你捋一下D&D的基本玩法，老爸，你这可是从零开始啊。

I guess, it's just sort of an overview of how Dungeons and Dragons works because, dad, you've literally starting from scratch here.

你看你这张表上，到处都是各种修正值、数字、属性。

You can see all over your sheet you have different modifiers, different numbers, different stats.

D&D的基本机制就是，你说你想干嘛。

The basic mechanic of Dungeons and Dragons is you say what you wanna do.

比如你说‘我要攻击那个人’，这种就很简单。

If it's something like, I'm going to attack that person, that's pretty easy.

你扔一个二十面骰子，然后加上对应的修正值。

You just roll your 20 sided die, and then you add a relevant modifier to it.

如果总和超过对方的护甲值，你就打中了。

And if it beats their armor, you hit them.

这就是龙与地下城的基本玩法。

That is that's sort of the basic idea of Dungeons and Dragons.

如果你想玩得更有创意，游戏里还有一些规则，能帮我去理解你的行动，并把它转化成游戏里发生的事。

If you wanna get more creative with it, then there are rules in place that will help me sort of interpret your action and make it something that happens in the game.

但绝大多数情况下，你就是扔个二十面骰。

But almost always, it's gonna be roll a d 20.

然后加上你的修正值。

You add a modifier to it.

如果总数超过了目标值，那你的行动就成功了。

And then if it beats a target, then you you can you can do it.

你做到了！

You did it.

我真为你骄傲。

And I'm proud of you.

谢谢。

Thank you.

另一件大事，也是第五版新增的，就是优势和劣势机制，这种情况在各种情境下都可能出现。

The only other big thing, and it's new for fifth edition, is the idea of advantage and disadvantage, which can be conferred in any number of situations.

也许贾斯汀帮特拉维斯——哦不对，是塔科帮马格努斯。

Maybe Justin helps Travis or sorry, Taako helps, Magnus.

特拉维斯，我差点觉得你名字跟塔科放一块儿，我记不住了。

Travis, I almost feel like your name is gonna be hard to remember next to Taako.

会记住的，肯定能记住。

It'll it'll stick.

因为我没想出点新花样。

Because I wasn't creative enough.

咱们就叫他马吉吧。

Let's call him Maggie.

马吉。

Maggie.

所以贾斯汀，你和塔科可以帮马吉来这么一发。

So Justin, you, Taako, could help Maggie with a shot.

他可以制住敌人。

He could restrain an enemy.

这样马格努斯攻击时就有优势了。

That would give Magnus an advantage on his attack.

意思是你扔两个二十面骰，取点数高的那个。

That means you roll two d 20 instead of one, and you get to keep the higher result.

所以是

So Is

这算是我用的特殊能力吗？

that like a special power I'd use?

也不是啦。

I mean, no.

这只是一个在各种情况下都能用的机制。

It is a mechanic that can be used in any number of situations.

比如你偷袭敌人，突然从树上跳下来从上方发动攻击。

If you get a surprise attack on an enemy, maybe you jump out of the branches of a tree and attack them from above.

你们在包抄他。

Would You're flanking.

我本来想说，要是你状态不错，不过那事儿现在好像不算了。

I could choose if you're well, that's that, I guess, has gone by the wayside.

真的吗？

Oh, really?

但确实如此。

But yeah.

如果你干了帅事儿，我心情一好，就给你攻击优势。

If you do sweet shit and I feel like it, I'll give you advantage on the attack.

也许你被捆住了。

Maybe you're bound.

也许你眼睛进了泥，看不清敌人。

Maybe you can't see an enemy so good because you got mud in your eye.

也不是非得跟泥巴扯上关系。

It doesn't all have to be about mud.

我现在就处于这种状态。

That's just where I'm at right now.

你攻击时会有劣势，意思差不多。

You will have disadvantage on the attack, which is the same idea.

你扔两个骰子，但得取点数小的那个。

You roll two dice, but you have to take the lower result.

挺有意思的。

Interesting.

好吧。

Okay.

这可不妙。

Which is bad.

你一般都不想这样。

You you rarely want that.

我也是，我有个问题。

Ditto, I've got a question.

是的

Yeah,

说吧。

please.

我一个法术都没有。

I don't have any spells.

那我有没有什么特别的攻击技能？

Do I have any, like, special attacks?

咱们来聊聊这个，因为你之前玩的是第四版。

So let's talk about that because you're coming from fourth edition.

在第四版里，每个人都有技能。

And in fourth edition, everybody had powers.

对吧？

Right?

没错。

Uh-huh.

当时的思路是技能系统。

The idea was powers.

你可以随时用的技能。

You had at will powers.

想用的时候就能用。

You could use it anytime.

还有战斗中只能用一次的技能。

You had encounter powers, which you could use once per fight.

还有每天只能用一次的技能。

And daily powers you could use once per day.

每个人都有这些。

Everybody had that.

说白了，每个人就跟法师一样。

And they were basically everybody was a wizard.

对吧？

Right?

对。

Mhmm.

比如每个人都有能力，老远冲你大吼一声，直接造成2d6点伤害。

Like, everybody had abilities that I can shout at you really loud from far away and it does two d six damage.

所以那个想法早就没了。

So, like, idea is is gone.

现在的规则，更贴近当初设计职业本意的理念了。

The rules, as they stand now, are getting back more to the idea of playing your class.

作为战士，你就会变得超级擅长打架。

So as a fighter, you are gonna get fucking super good at fighting.

你在近身肉搏时，比这两个家伙强多了。

You are going to be able to fight in a melee contest a lot better than these other two chumps here.

所以我的攻击加值才这么高。

So that's why my attack bonus is so high.

我攻击加值+5，没错。

Like, I have plus five to attack Yeah.

所有这些玩意儿。

On all this shit.

格里芬，我再问个问题。

Griffin, one other question.

这里有个小盒子，写着这些是装备。

There's a little box with this as equipment.

这些就是我现在拥有的东西吗？

Is that the stuff that I have right now?

是的。

Yeah.

你确实有这些东西。

You have those things.

好。

K.

你不喜欢你的装备吗？

Do you not like your equipment?

你需要吗

Do you need to

不用了。

get a No.

都没问题。

It's all fine.

这里没提衣服，但我猜我已经有啦。

There's nothing about clothes in here, but I figure I have them.

不用。

No.

你其实不用。

You're actually no.

它

It

底部写着一套日常衣物。

says set of common clothes at the bottom.

不行。

No.

抱歉。

Sorry.

我现在就把这个拿走。

I'm taking that away from you now.

一条龙飞过来，把你的衣服全咬掉了。

A dragon comes and bites all your clothes off.

等等。

Wait.

我喜欢这个游戏的发展方向。

I like where this game is going.

然后呢？接下来发生啥？

And then what happens?

嗨。

Hi.

我打个招呼。

My hello.

我叫塔科，这是我的……那个。

My name is Taako and this is my dick.

我能去

Can I come

你们镇上吗？

to your town?

我可以救下它。

I could save it.

我能帮它躲开哥布林那些东西。

I can save it from goblins and stuff.

是的。

Yeah.

不行。

No.

你有这个。

You have that.

简单说，你翻到你那张表的背面，上面会告诉你角色在前五级怎么成长，这正好就是入门包涵盖的内容。

So basically, if you look on the back of your sheet, it'll sort of tell you how your characters can develop through the first five levels, which is really all the starter kit covers.

比如战士，能获得治疗冲击，这玩意儿在第四版里是人人都有的。

Fighter, for instance, is going to get healing surge, which is something that everybody had in fourth edition.

但这一版，只有战士才有。

In this edition, only fighters get it.

说白了，就是让你在战斗中能自己回血。

Basically, it allows you to heal yourself in battle.

这个是写在腰带上的

That's in the belt of

是写在‘syngerphant’上，还是在表上？

the syngerphant or on the sheet?

在表上。

That's on the sheet.

这其实就是Travis能拿到的。

That's that's just what Travis gets.

作为法师，你会解锁更强大的法术。

As a wizard, you're gonna unlock more powerful spells.

你会获得更多的法术位。

You're gonna unlock more spell slots.

你可以在战斗中更频繁地使用强力法术。

You can use your stronger spells more frequently in combat.

明白了。

Okay.

每个人都能拿到一些酷炫的东西，但不像技能那样有固定套路。

And and everybody gets some cool stuff, but it's not regimented like powers.

真不是那种死板的设定。

It's not like regimented.

比如有一项能力，每场战斗只能用一次，用出来能造出一片火区之类的。

Here is a thing that you will be able to use once in a battle, and it's gonna create like a square of fire or something.

第五版的规则更注重即兴发挥。

It's it's the rules of fifth edition are a lot more about improvising.

核心就是让你们自由扮演角色，想出聪明的办法来应对难题。

They're all about, like, letting you guys role play and come up with clever solutions to challenging situations.

第四版更像是个战争模拟游戏，讲究战术布局。

Because where fourth edition was more like a war game, like a tactics game.

对吧？

Right?

没错。

Mhmm.

第五版特别复古，如果你遇到敌人就只会硬冲、开打，每次都靠武力解决，那迟早得栽跟头。

Fifth edition is very old school in the sense that if you just tackle problems by attacking them, by getting in fights every time you see enemies and and just like rushing head in, you're gonna die.

你想想，要是见啥都打，迟早会被打得满地找牙。

Because like you think about it realistically, if you fight everything you see, then you're gonna get this shit kicked out of you.

你还会遇到比你强得多的对手。

You're gonna be fighting against things that are gonna be stronger than you.

你们当中肯定有人迟早会挂掉。

One of you will probably die at some point.

等等。

Wait.

等等。

Wait.

等等。

Wait.

啥？

What?

我说的是，这可是很复古的D&D，你的角色特别脆皮。

I'm saying this is this is very old school D and D, where, like, your character is, is very vulnerable.

而且能出事的地方太多了。

And there's a a lot of things.

我可不会给你留情面，说实话，我觉得倒霉事真发生了才更带劲。

I'm not gonna, like, pull any punches because frankly, I think it's more entertaining when bad things do happen to you.

所以你们得动脑子，想点聪明的招儿。

So you have to be smart, and you have to come up with clever stuff.

有个叫‘灵感’的资源，但不在你的角色卡上。

There's a, there's a resource called inspiration that is not actually on your character sheet.

他们可能会慢慢淘汰这个机制，不过网上基础规则里现在还有。

They may phase that out of the game, but it's in the the basic rules online.

只要你演得到位，或者想出个巧妙的解决办法，我就可以给你一点灵感，你之后能用它来在任何检定中获得优势。

That basically, if any of you role play good or comes up with a clever solution to a situation that works for you, I can give you inspiration, which you can then spend to give yourself advantage on any role.

所以，明白了。

So Okay.

只要你敢跳出框架，我肯定奖励你。

If you do think outside the box, I will definitely reward

但别忘了，得在你角色设定的框架里跳出框架。

But but try to think outside the box within the context of what your character

当然。

Sure.

会这么做的。

Would do.

没错。

Right.

这就意味着你有大得多的自由度。

Which is a lot you have a lot more freedom.

而在第四版里，你角色能做的事基本就限于这些卡片上印的内容，对。

And in fourth edition, what your character could do is basically what's printed on these cards Mhmm.

有人帮你打印出来的那些。

That somebody printed out for you.

这听起来更合我的口味。

That sounds more up my alley.

嗯，

Well

现在我们得动点脑筋，而且得

Now we gotta be creative and Now

你一定会喜欢的。

you're gonna love it.

我猜也是。

I bet.

好吧。

Okay.

我不确定。

I don't know.

我从来没玩过这个。

I've never played this.

我以前也没当过主持人。

I've never really DM before.

对了，我忘了说，我创建角色时抽到了一个奇物。

I also I forgot to mention that I, ruled for a trinket when creating my character.

天哪。

Oh, boy.

所以我有一把亲戚留下来的刀。

And so I have a knife that belonged to a relative.

是那种黄油刀吗？

Like a butter knife?

就是一把小折刀。

It's like a pocket knife.

有点像瑞士军刀那种。

It's like a Swiss army knife.

里面还带个牙签。

It's got a toothpick in it.

你这刀是加八的那种，但其实你并不真的……

Is it like a plus eight knife that you're not actually

啥？

What?

掷个五到十的点数。

Roll five ten on hand.

规则说，创建角色时，你可以从小物件表里掷一次，获得一件小玩意儿。

Says when you make your character, you can roll once on the trinkets table to gain a trinket.

就是个有点神秘感的普通小东西。

A simple item lightly touched by mystery.

不是。

No.

但也没沾上什么致命的魔法。

It's not lightly touched by killer magic, though.

对。

No.

我觉得不是。

I don't think no.

我觉得我这玩意儿根本没魔法。

I don't think that my thing has any magic in it.

谢谢你为了告诉我们你脑子不好使，专门打断了播客的乐子。

Well, thanks for stopping the fun of the podcast to let us know that you have a shitty mind.

这玩意儿迟早还得派上用场。

It's gonna come back into play.

我觉得随着故事和角色慢慢展开，我那把小刀总会派上用场的。

I think as I build the story and the character, my tiny knife will come out.

我非得逼他把那把小刀拿去当了，好凑钱把我从牢里捞出来。

I'm gonna force him to sell it to pawn his peep him's knife to buy me out of jail.

要是他妈的骷髅把你胳膊都撕下来了，你也不会——

If a fucking skeleton rips your arms off, you're not gonna

还想着：等等，一条龙突然出现了——

be like, but then a dragon comes

从我刀里冒出来。

out of my knife.

它其实一直都在，而且它可喜欢我了。

And it was there the whole time and he loves me.

这可不是……

That's not how