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我再说一遍，这可不是认真的。
I repeat, it is not serious.
这都不是真的。
It is not real.
没人在这儿揭露、爆料、指控，或者向你透露任何关于他们自己的事。
No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.
而且，我们也不建议你在家模仿这些行为。
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home.
我们是受过专业训练的，但压根儿不关心你，也不关心自己。
We are trained professionals who do not have your best interest at heart or our own.
好好享受节目吧。
Enjoy the show.
咱们到底在等啥呢？
What the fuck we waiting on here?
啥也没有。
Nothing.
我们这就来。
We're
在这儿呢。
here.
对，咱在这儿呢，兄弟。
No, we here, man.
他们确实这么说过咱们。
They did say that about us.
就是他们。
They they.
就是他们说的。
It was they.
说什么？
Said what?
不过呢，他们这个用法还挺有意思的。
Well, the they is funny, though.
对。
Yeah.
他们就是这么用的，挺逗的。
They is funny.
因为我们不可能会，这大概是因为
Because we're not gonna It's probably
一种致敬。
a tribute.
当然不是。
Of course not.
就是他们。
It's they.
因为总是一个人的时候，大家都会用‘他们’。
Because it's one one person is always they.
是的
Yeah.
然后它就自己传开了。
And then it just travels.
虽然我见过不少人有类似的感受，但这个人偏偏说得特别到位。
Even though I've seen people share a similar sentiment to it, but this person just worded it.
他到底怎么说的？
What did he what did he say?
大概就是说它……
Something to the effect of it's
乔·巴登的播客，就是给四十岁大叔准备的温迪·威廉姆斯秀。
The Joe Budden podcast is the Wendy Williams for 40 year old dude.
对。
Yeah.
嗯哼。
Uh-huh.
乔·巴登。
Joe Budden.
差远了。
Way far off.
乔·巴登的播客，就是给四十岁大叔版的温迪·威廉姆斯。
Joe Budden podcast is the Wendy Williams for 40 year old
男的。
dude.
我喜欢觉得。
I like to
我觉得肯定还有别的事儿。
think that there were do other things too.
但我觉得温迪·威廉姆斯就是温迪·威廉姆斯，特别带感，我可没觉得这是在贬低她。
But I think Wendy Williams being Wendy Williams is so dope to me, don't I don't take that as a dick.
没错，说得对。
Yeah, word.
没错。
Agreed.
关键就在于，温迪·威廉姆斯就是温迪·威廉姆斯本人。
That's the thing Wendy Williams is Wendy Williams.
因为我觉得电视上的温迪·威廉姆斯，不是
Because I think TV Wendy Williams, not
什么大不了的事。
a deal.
他们这么说，是在贬低我们吗？
When they say that, are they trying to diss us?
当然是。
Yes.
那还用说。
Of course.
对啊。
Yeah.
瞧见没？
Oh, see?
我反应慢。
I'm slow.
在我看来，温迪·威廉姆斯是传奇人物。
Wendy Williams is a all time great to me.
我会说：没错，他们真说到点子上了，懂我们。
I'd be like, nah, they hit that on the head, they feeling us.
而且他
And he
说，给30岁以上的。
said, for 30 year old, 30 plus.
他的推文写的是：乔·巴登播客就是给30岁以上黑人看的温迪·威廉姆斯秀。
His tweet says, Joe Budden podcast is just Wendy Williams show for 30 plus niggas.
我觉得该说40岁以上，但你这30岁的，30岁以上的哥们儿可没那么灵光。
I would say 40 plus, but you 30 nigga you 30 plus niggas ain't slick.
说来奇怪，你们居然忽略了我们18到35岁的听众群体。
Yo, oddly enough, you sleep on our 18 to 35 demo.
真的，你们就是忽略了这帮人。
Oddly enough, you do sleep on it.
那边可有不少年轻人呢。
A lot of people there's a lot of kids.
可多了。
A lot.
是啊。
Yeah.
大学生、小年轻、我女儿那帮朋友，还有我自家孩子，都听我们节目。
College kids, younger kids, my girl kids, my kids Same.
我孩子的朋友也一样，别小看那些听我们节目的年轻人。
My kids' friends, like, don't sleep on on the young heads that listen to us.
不过我明白你的意思。
But I do understand the point.
我明白。
I get it.
这也不算特别冒犯。
And it's not wholly offensive.
对。
Yeah.
我不是故意冒犯的。
I don't I'm not offensive.
我真的不是。
I'm not
我不生气。
mad at it.
我喜欢，就算它
I like Even if it
本来就是想惹人反感。
was trying to be offensive.
你要真想惹人反感，得有点水平。
You need to offend better.
你要是真想挑衅我，信不信我直接揍得你满地找牙。
If you were trying to yo, I'll slap the shit out of you, nigga.
你一进来劲儿十足，说咱上期是经典，结果现在倒好，傻愣愣地盯着那破玩意儿……
You came in here with all that energy, said we had a classic last episode, now you dip staring off into the fucking
就这样。
like this.
你冲进来一副热血沸腾的样子，把我夸得天花乱坠，给我充了电，还说咱这期是经典，结果你倒好，一个人发呆盯着那破事儿。
You came in here with all the energy, hyped me up, put his battery in my back, stepped to ish, you said we had a classic and you staring off into the fucking bitch.
我刚才在想，我上去给他一巴掌……
I was daydreaming me slapping him and
他一脚把我踹到桌上。
him kicking me into the table.
对。
Yeah.
他还真敢啊，我要是真扇他一巴掌，他会不会还踢我？
He's still he's still If I slap the nigga if I if I if I play slap him, would he still kick me?
我在想，我要是真动手打他，能狠到什么地步？
I was thinking how far can I go in attempting to slap him?
我老是幻想，天啊，我一冲上去就栽了。
I daydream like, damn, but I fall in there.
我到底该咋办？
What I gotta do?
我发誓。
I swear.
玻璃渣子怕是要扎我屁股里了。
Glass gonna be in my ass paws.
咋了，兄弟？
What up, nigga?
我不玩了，走了。
I'm out.
那就是我们之前那场HR的争执。
That was our HR fight we was having.
对。
Yes.
没错。
Yes.
这里的规矩是，如果你砸了桌子或者惹到观众，就得谈三个话题。
The rule here is normally if you break the table and audience, it's three topics.
是啊。
So Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
别担心。
No worries.
咱们可以拍了。
We can shoot it.
还有一个
And one
特别像温迪·威廉姆斯那种风格。
of them is very Wendy Williams.
完全不是。
Not
一点都不是。
at all.
咱们这儿的HR规矩是，要是砸了桌子，直接开除。
The HR rule here, normally, if you break the table, you're fired.
对。
Yes.
弗莱普冲着艾什说：‘我非得把你揍得满地找牙不可。’
Flip stepped to Ish and said, I'm a smack the shit out of you.
艾什回他：‘你要是真动手，那你就得躺地上，桌子也得碎了。’
And then Ish said, well, if you do, then you're gonna be on the floor and that table's gonna be broken.
对
Mhmm.
那你也会被开除。
And you're be fired.
是的
Mhmm.
他们就该这么说。
That's what they should say.
Flip当时说：
Flip was like,
等等，我会被开除？
wait, I'm a get fired?
不会。
No.
我也这么想。
I that too.
我不懂。
Ain't understand.
我当时就想，你为啥不
I was like, why you don't
觉得你们俩都该被开除？
think both of y'all get fired?
但后来解释清楚了，我知道我也没站他那边，可他说得对。
But then it's explained it and y'all know I ain't being on his side, but he was right.
他在工作时好好待着呢。
He was minding his business at work.
有人闯进他的空间，还动手打他。
Somebody came in his airspace and assaulted him.
他有权利自卫。
He does have the right to defend himself.
在这种情况下，要是东西坏了，那我能咋办？
And in that, if something breaks, then what I'm a do Yeah.
干脆再买张他妈的桌子，可那玩意儿得等八个月才能到货。
Would just buy another fucking table, and that's gonna take eight months for them tables to come back.
那我还得跑进去，
What I'm Then I'm have to go in there
你不用
You don't
反正也不想要那张桌子。
want that table no way anyway.
那我得进去跟他们说：嘿，我能直接搬一张桌子出来吗？
Then I'm have to go in there, yo, can I buy the just pull out a table?
别整那些买展示架的废话了。
You gotta have that bullshit talk about buying a display.
对。
Yeah.
所以你不再换布置了？
So you no longer changing the set?
你本来就不想要这张桌子吧。
Didn't you ever this table anyway.
谁会不想要这张桌子？
Who don't want that table?
你就不想要。
You don't.
操。
Shit.
我把这张桌子搬回我家。
I'll bring that table to my house.
我超爱这些东西。
Love these things.
哦，别了。
Oh, no.
他们才不想要呢。
They don't.
完全没问题。
Absolutely fine.
我觉得他们就是随便搞点疯疯癫癫的东西。
And I think they just go with mad shit.
啥都行。
Anything.
是的。
Yeah.
所以，不行。
So, No.
我想要
I want
那张桌子。
the table.
只要你有那种圆形的美感就行。
As long as you got the circular aesthetic.
是的
Yeah.
对
Yeah.
没错
Yeah.
我就想要那些桌子
I want the tables
给你用
for You
我们本来打算换掉
were planning on changing
布景
the set.
我买了三张
I bought three of them,
一群混蛋。
motherfuckers.
我
I
就是照着抄的。
just copied.
这根本不是
That ain't
一张桌子。
one table.
你就是照着书抄的。
You just copied the book.
你就是偷了
You just stole the
这本书的点子。
book idea.
嘿，老兄。
Yo, man.
你就是直接抄了这本书的点子。
You You just stole the book book idea.
点子。
Idea.
你瞧。
Look.
你瞧。
Look.
你这是在毁掉我们当初从零开始打拼的成果。
Undermine all all our hard work we did when this was just an empty canvas.
我们才是原创这本书的人。
We stole the book.
你这是在破坏我们的努力。
Undermining our hard work.
我知道。
I know.
总之，照着模板来。
Anyway Follow the model.
没问题。
It's cool.
你说啥，Flip？
What'd you say, Flip?
我说你打算换布景。
I said that you were planning on changing the set.
你那计划还有效吗？
Do you is that plan still in effect?
不了。
Nah.
改主意了？
Change your mind?
我喜欢这个布景。
I like the set.
行吧。
Okay.
我想把这套布景的潜力发挥到极致。
I'm trying to maximize the set.
不用了。
No.
你这叫装谦虚，兄弟。
That's trying to be humble, nigga.
我要把这套布景的价值榨干。
Get get the most I can get out of set.
别扯了。
Nah.
你以为我在干嘛？
What do you think I'm doing?
我就想说，兄弟，别存钱了，别存了。
I'm just saying, like, nigga, don't save no money, nigga.
他们都是该花就花。
They spend.
就像你说的，换套新的吧。
Get a new set like you said.
我简直等不及想看了。
I I couldn't wait to see.
我超想看看你到底藏了啥绝活，兄弟。
I couldn't wait to see all the tricks you had up your sleeve, bro.
你每次升级，我都能感觉到，因为总有新东西冒出来。
Because every time you up it, I know when you up it because something new come.
一有动静，准有新花样，兄弟。
When something happened, something new come, bro.
所以我特想知道这次又有啥新玩意儿。
So I can't wait to see what's new.
真想看看有啥新花样。
Can't wait to see what's new.
新车，新手表。
A new car, a new watch.
到这会儿，不是赚更多钱的事儿了，是得守住家底。
At this point, it's not about earning more, it's about preserving.
明白。
Okay.
没啥新招了。
There's no new tricks.
一套套的太贵了。
Sets are expensive.
就是存钱。
It's just saving.
就是不停地存，存，存。
It's just saving and saving and saving.
我还在坚持着呢。
I'm still popping.
真不敢相信四月居然这么长。
I can't believe April this long.
这人简直快耗尽了，等着补给呢。
Talk about a dude waiting to be replenished.
嘿。
Yo.
嘿。
Yo.
我在家病着呢，心想：要不今年就干脆这么过了？
I'm in my house sick, like, yo, what if I just made this for the year?
兄弟，都周五了。
Nigga Friday, bro.
哦，谢谢啊。
Oh, thank you.
我坐这儿等你呢。
I'm sitting here waiting on you.
人是怎么熬过来的？
How do people do it?
周五那会儿
Friday around
在街角。
the corner.
天哪。
Oh my god.
我一眨眼就花掉几百万。
I blew through a few mil in the blink of an eye.
是啊。
Yeah.
操，真够难的。
Goddamn, it's tough.
我真盼着能说声‘对不起’。
I can't wait for I'm sorry.
我真盼着能有第一次。
I can't wait for the first.
是的。
Yeah.
肯定很难受。
It must be tough.
这事儿太扯了。
It's fucked up.
你也是，兄弟。
You too, nigga.
不是。
No.
我是马克，今天我就把你从椅子上轰下去。
I'm Mark, I will blast you off that chair today.
我们不能再这么干一次了。
We can't just do this again.
什么？
What
他他
did he He's
吃过面包了吗？
been some bread?
没有。
No.
别紧张。
Relax.
放松点。
Relax.
别碰我。
Don't touch me.
别碰我。
Don't touch me.
碰一下。
Touch
我。
me.
他把面包弄洒了？
He's spilling bread?
没有。
No.
没这回事。
No.
我绝不会让马克去打另一边。
I ain't letting Mark fucking play the other side.
马克，跟我一起下来。
Mark down with me.
我和大家在一起。
I'm with the people.
不。
No.
他不在这儿。
He's not here.
你们啊。
You guys yeah.
忘了。
Forgot.
他弄了些
He got some
新玩意儿呢。
new shit too.
我我，
Me me,
马克、伊什和艾斯都炸了。
Mark, and Ish is ice are popped.
对。
Yes.
我、马克、伊什和艾斯都炸了。
Me, Mark, ish, and ice are popped.
还有翻转。
And flip.
你最近在搞什么啊，Flip？
You've been making what Flip is you?
今年夏天你肯定要炸了。
You will be popped this summer.
我已经炸了。
I'm popped.
行吧。
Okay.
你刚才是怎么想的？
What did you think?
你肯定也会被选上的，我来帮你一把。
You you'll be you'll be popped and and I'm a pop you.
哦，你在说呢
Oh, you're talking
就是我那次的事？
about when I
丢了工作？
lose my job?
我可是懂行的，老弟。
I'm a pop you, boy.
我去。
Oh, shit.
你这根本不算入行啦。
You ain't popped.
我有。
I am.
真的吗？
Really?
我也缴税，该死的。
I pay taxes too, motherfucking.
去他的。
Fuck it.
这情况太糟了。
It's It's bad.
是啊。
Yeah.
这事儿真够呛。
This shit's tough.
挺糟的。
It's bad.
这一年这个时候真难熬。
It's a tough time of year.
我得交税，你们也一样。
I had to pay taxes and y'all.
那真是。
That's
那笔钱可真不少，你们懂的。
shit was a chunk and y'all.
我都忘了这些人挣多少了，她突然说：等等。
I've forgetting what these niggas make, because she's like, hold up.
咱们得坐下来，等等。
We gotta sit Wait.
等什么？
Hold on to what?
别急啊。
Come on.
咱们干吧。
Let's fuck.
对。
Yeah.
你真得把真相讲出来才行。
You really gotta motivate the truth.
我得把马蒂推到一个蠢透了的境地。
I'll push Marty in a stupid ass Marty.
大家早上好。
Good morning, y'all.
咱们乐呵乐呵。
Let's have fun.
是啊，我们玩了。
Yeah, we did.
我们玩了一通。
We played.
我们把时间错过了。
We left the time.
干吧。
Let's do it.
来吧，老兄。
Come on, man.
走吧。
Let's go.
走吧。
Let's go.
走吧。
Let's go.
我们刚经历了一场经典。
We just had had a classic.
快点吧。
Just Come on.
这集就该叫这个名字。
That should be the name of this episode.
咱们刚经历了一场经典。
We just had a classic.
说实话，我喜欢这个。
I like it actually.
我喜欢火。
I like fire.
这感觉真棒。
I like that.
火！
Fire.
咱们自己都配得上奖了。
We got fucking award ourselves.
老兄，艾美奖都搞不出这效果。
Nigga, the Emmys won't do it.
你们拍出特别棒的一集时，会不会觉得：这简直是经典啊？
When when y'all are in the moment of a great episode, do y'all be like, yo, this is a classic?
不会。
No.
真不会。
No.
会。
Yes.
不会。
No.
你能感觉出来。
You could tell
有些东西就是会让你觉得……
some of the stuff will be what'd you
你能看出来，算法都要疯了。
You could tell the algorithm will go crazy.
对。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
当时就能感觉到。
You tell that in the moment.
我那时候就知道。
I knew when
我发了我和Ish的那段，就知道火了。
I posted me and Ish that we had a hit.
我就知道那肯定成。
I knew that was Yeah.
但要说老剧集，我真看不出来。
But in terms of old episode, nah, I can never
我知道牛尾那期肯定能火。
I knew Oxtail was gonna work.
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是的。
Yeah.
这个最容易猜中了。
That was the easy one to predict.
不对。
No.
明显能看出来。
You could tell.
但那一整集，我通常都能感觉到。
But that whole episode that was I can usually tell.
有些集数。
Some of
有些集数，那种氛围就是不一样。
the some of the episodes, the energy just be
没错。
Right.
没错。
Right.
就像一团火一样。
And it's like a fire.
感恩节第二天，我当场就意识到那事儿黄了。
Like the day after Thanksgiving, I knew in the moment that shit was fired.
我……
I
我不记得了。
don't remember.
对啊。
Oh yeah.
那可能是我最棒的一次，就是那一次。
That was maybe one of my best That's the one
你当时在踢足球吗？
When you were football spot?
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
不是。
No.
那是好几个月前的事了。
That was months before.
这事儿是感恩节第二天发生的，说的就是说唱。
This was this was rap the day after Thanksgiving.
那时候莫娜在模仿艾什，把激光笔照在头上。
Like Mona was doing imitating Ish getting a laser on her head.
哦。
Oh.
整个那一集，我们
That whole episode, we
那简直失控了。
was just out of control.
我就是在胡扯。
I'm bullshit.
对。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
整个那一集。
The whole episode.
每个人都在状态巅峰。
Everybody was on a 100.
我记得那期太燃了。
I remember that was fire.
对。
Yeah.
你们做牛尾的时候，我就是这种感觉。
That's how I felt when y'all doing the oxtails.
对啊，老铁。
Yeah, bro.
你那个费城姑娘、你那个费城姐妹可不在这儿呢，兄弟。
Your Philly girl your Philly sister ain't here, bro.
咱们可以替她出头。
We we could represent her.
我知道她没来。
I know she not here.
那会儿才真该把电视推出来。
That's the only time Roll out the TV cart.
喂，老板。
Yo, boss.
去吧。
Go
出去吧，马克，给自己个机会。
outside and take a chance to yourself, Mark.
我老板，别老是……
My boss, stop taking
冒险了。
a chance
再这样下去，马克。
again, Mark.
没事的，兄弟。
It's okay, bro.
肯定……
It must
从电视圈出来，还得去巴结乔·巴登那种人，真他妈丢人。
be a shame to come from television to have to suck up to a nigga like Joe Budden to be on the
我最讨厌
I hate
就是这事儿。
that.
他老针对他。
He heats at him.
我真讨厌这事儿。
I hate that.
他老
He heats
针对他。
at him.
我干嘛总跟这混蛋较劲？他现在干的事儿多着呢。
Why do I do This nigga now does a thousand things.
他早就有了
He already has a
一千件了，让我说完。
thousand Let me finish.
哦，你讲吧。
Oh, go ahead.
他手上本来就有一大堆事了。
He already has a thousand things on his plate.
现在还得再干一千件事，就想往上爬。
Now he has to do a thousand things more to try to get position.
你早就站上位置了。
You're already in position.
元老级人物。
OG.
你早就在这儿了，兄弟。
You're already here, bro.
我们都挺爱你的。
We love you.
对。
Yeah.
我们爱你。
We love you.
兄弟，今晚之后你一定要去太空闯一闯。
Nigga, make sure after tonight, you go on space.
他也会去讨好那些家伙的。
He's gonna suck up to them niggas too.
嘿，喂。
Yo, hey.
对。
Yeah.
没错。
Yeah.
兄弟，他们都爱你。
We they love you, bro.
你懂的，小子。
You got it, boy.
明白。
You got it.
竞标一结束就告诉我。
Let me know when the bid is over.
我就想
I just wanna
雪地里咬了一口。
Snow bit.
我笑死。
I'm a laugh.
这可是实话。
This is pure facts.
我保证我笑死了。
I promise I'm a laugh.
嘿。
Hey.
别笑啊。
Nobody laugh.
纯属事实。
Pure facts.
我跟你说真的。
I'm telling you.
Mona不在的时候，你没必要拍马屁给她带东西。
When Mona's not here, you don't gotta suck up and bring Mona shit.
她一来，兄弟，你赶紧拍马屁，告诉我她给了你啥。
When she come, nigga, you suck up and tell me what she gave.
我不是说了吗，这儿得说‘Flip’，伙计。
I said we had to say Flip here, boy.
我知道。
I know.
这儿得说‘Flip’，伙计。
Flip here, boy.
你现在可太棒了。
And you're killing it right now.
没有。
No.
我没那本事。
I'm not.
没有。
No.
真没有。
No.
老套路了。
Classic.
大声点，讲个笑话。
Joke it loud.
我们刚讲过一个。
We just had one.
你没把数据放上去，他怎么做得了？
He can't do it with you ain't put the numbers up?
你压根就没把数据放上去，小子。
You ain't put the numbers up, boy.
三不沾。
Airball.
现在还有人这么说？
They still say that?
我问你们个事儿。
Let me ask y'all something.
你们觉得，咱们能不能来个经典场面，又不非得对着干？
Do y'all think we can have a classic without being adversarial?
不能。
No.
那当然。
Of course.
不行。
No.
没事。
That's okay.
这是关键。
It's a key ingredient.
别装了。
Be real.
对啊。
Right.
没错。
Exactly.
我不这么认为。
I disagree.
真遗憾。
That's a shame.
我不同意。
I disagree.
我想试试。
I wanna try?
你可能有道理，但我还是想听听Ish怎么说。
You might be right, but I wanna hear if I wanna hear Ish.
Ish说不定能把我从悬崖边拉回来。
Ish might talk me back back off the ledge.
你不在的那天？
The day you wasn't here?
就是你上次没来的那一集？
That that last episode where you wasn't here?
他每句话都是在针对我。
Everything he say is a shot
针对我。
of me.
没有，我不在。
No, I wasn't.
我没事。
I'm okay.
我才不鼓掌呢。
I ain't clapping
啊。
up.
不是。
Not
我当时就是，就是，就觉得。
I was like, like, was like,
我我当时是。
I I was was
根本不是那样。
was wasn't like,
想装一下
trying to be
个混蛋。
a dick.
是的。
Yeah.
而且根本不是对着干。
And it wasn't adversarial.
嘿，Free。
Hey, Free.
就是特别搞笑。
It was just super silly.
你知道吗？
You know what?
我真想打
I'm a smack the
我真想揍这小子一顿。
shit at this nigga.
老兄，我真没想
Bro, I wasn't trying to
逗你玩。
be funny.
我是认真的。
I'm dead ass.
我真的没有。
I wasn't.
行吧。
Alright.
我是真心的，Free。
I'm for real free.
好吧。
Alright.
我对你可是盯着呢。
Just know my antennas is up on you.
别闹了，兄弟。
Put him down, bro.
我不是
I don't
真不想惹麻烦。
want no problem.
不行。
No.
要是
What if
他把你甩到桌上怎么办？
he throws you into the table?
我都看在眼里。
I can see.
这绝对要成经典名场面了
Mad classic episodes coming.
那可就
That would
真成经典了
be a classic.
不过根本不会发生这种事啦
It wouldn't come out, though.
memes
Meme.
那肯定出不来啊，没错，根本出不来。
It would oh, it wouldn't come out.
我们当时得把它藏好。
We'd tuck that.
为啥要藏啊？
Why would we tuck that?
如果他把你
If he threw you
扔过那张桌子，那玩意儿可就别想瞒过去了。
through that table, that shit would not be Wait.
那我算不算袭击他？
Would I be assaulting him?
不管什么情况，咱们先说清楚，
In any situation where you go just so we clear,
我可没打算打任何人。
I'm not assaulting anybody.
只是嘴上说说。
Verbally.
绝对不会出现‘你刚才’这种话。
There will be no You were.
对。
Yeah.
他觉得不安全。
I don't He felt unsafe.
我从不对你 guys 动手。
I don't physically abuse y'all.
没错。
That's true.
是的。
Yeah.
我真不动手。
I don't physically.
我也不
I don't
对你 guys 动手。
physically abuse y'all.
我可不搞那一套。
I'm not with that.
是的
Yeah.
被扔到
Thrown into
桌子上。
the table.
但要是他真把你扔到桌子上，这事儿早就在他Instagram上晒出来了，肯定比我们这期节目结束还早。
But if he threw you into the table, that shit would be on his Instagram in like before we finish the episode.
不会的。
No.
他才不会呢。
Wouldn't.
我不想给人这种印象，尤其是都快四十岁了。
I don't wanna come off that way, especially not going into forty six.
说得对。
That's true.
他搞了个付费点播。
He put on pay per view.
我不想把自己塑造成那样。
I don't wanna represent myself that way.
每天90.90美元。
$90.90 dollars a day.
是的。
Yeah.
90
90
天哪。
oh, man.
对。
Yeah.
当然。
Sure.
一百美元
A $100
付费点播。
a pay per view.
啥？
What?
天哪。
Oh, man.
行吧。
Alright.
你肯定用得上。
You gonna need it.
绝对需要。
Definitely
用得上。
gonna need it.
咱们开始之前，我知道‘Meg那档子事’肯定是咱们第一个要聊的。
Before we start, I know the Meg shit is off gonna be our first topic.
我还特意准备了一些超棒的音乐。
I got some beautiful music queued up too.
你们都是怎么打算处理这事儿的？
How are y'all approaching this?
处理？
Approaching?
就是‘Meg’这个话题啊。
The Meg topic.
我之前就跟你们说过在
I said I told y'all in
群聊里我就说了，我觉得这事特别严重，真的特别严重。
the group chat I felt serious, very serious.
太震惊了。
Shock.
你听到马库斯·赫特布鲁克了没？
You heard You heard Marcus Heartbrooke.
我啊。
Me.
差不多吧。
Ish.
行吧。
Okay.
别闹了。
Come on.
真的别闹了。
Come on.
老兄，别刚开始就来这套。
Bro, don't start
咱们走着瞧。
We'll see.
这问题很直接，明明白白的。
It's a straight it's a very straightforward question.
我们
We're
要搞清楚
gonna We get
得小心对待大家的情绪。
have to be careful with people's emotions.
是的。
Yeah.
现在很多人正经历着不少事。
There's a lot of people going through a lot.
所以我觉得咱们得认真对待。
So I think we should approach it seriously.
我支持你，帕克斯。
I'm with you Parks.
我同意。
I'm with
我支持政党。
I'm with Party.
天哪。
Oh, shit.
天哪。
Oh, shit.
他是认真的。
He was serious.
糟了。
Shit.
跟帕克？
With Park?
党派的。
Partisan.
派系的。
Partisan.
嘿，喂。
Hey, yo.
我能想象你跳的时候直接跳过这些破事。
I can only imagine you skip jumping to this shit when you're jumping.
我就是你。
You I am.
你、雄鹿队，还有那个谁，咋样了？
You and Bucks Stallion and and and what's up?
那个大个子叫啥来着？
What's the other big nigga name?
但那边那个可是你的兄弟。
But it was your G over here.
他们马上就要
These they about to
现在就搞个新泽西老哥的范儿。
get in a Jersey old nigga bag right now.
每首歌讲的都是
Every song is about
要搞就搞新泽西的浩室音乐。
to be Jersey House music.
行了。
Alright.
别说了，马蒂，安静点。
Hush oh, hush up, Marty.
我只是在告诉那些不了解的人。
I'm just telling the audience that don't know.
我在这套演出里有了第一个儿子。
I had my first son of this set of this set.
你
You
他妈的想碰我。
was fucking to touch me.
你这辈子从来没跳过舞。
Now, I know never in your life have you been a dancer.
我是说在俱乐部，当这段音乐放出来的时候，你根本没说过这话。
I'm referring to in the club when this set Oh, came you on didn't say that.
他们
And they
全都冲过来围住你。
all bum rushed this You
你根本没说过这话。
didn't say that.
然后我就过去拿了我的旅行包。
And then I went over there and got in my duffle.
对。
Uh-huh.
我就是这么追到我大儿子他妈的。
That's how I bagged my first son's mom.
明白了。
Got you.
懂了。
Got
你啊。
you.
那首歌之后，紧接着就是那首丁字裤歌，你还欠我呢，全都来了。
This set and then right after this thong song and you owe me and all that came on.
纳什。
Nas.
是啊。
Yeah.
那会儿真爽。
Good times.
那真是好日子啊。
Good times.
我还以为他意思是。
I thought he meant.
我还以为他意思是。
I thought he meant.
我们还以为你是在听这歌自慰呢。
We thought you meant you you were stroking to this.
哦，不是的。
Oh, no.
我是在听这歌自慰？
I'm fucking to this?
别逗了，兄弟。
Nah, man.
我和你说话呢。
I'm talking to you.
你。
You.
我可是为这一切操碎了心。
I'm I'm I'm moms to all this.
在外头扭得可欢了。
Was out there shaking ass.
给她打个招呼。
Shout to her.
你这也跟着玩刀呢？
Since you're rolling the blade too?
三十岁以上。
30 and up.
三十岁以上。
30 and up.
四十岁以上。
40 and up.
四十岁以上。
40 and up.
五十岁以上的人也在那儿。
50 and up out there.
所有当父母的、当祖父母的，都到死寂层去了。
All the parents and the grandparents to the dead floor.
你们都看到迈克尔的数据回来了吧，是的。
Y'all see the Michael y'all see the Michael numbers came back, Yeah.
板子上的数字。
Numbers on the boards.
板子上的数字肯定有。
Numbers on the boards for sure.
电影也是。
Movie too.
我听说他们确认了，第二部马上就要来了。
I think they said they confirmed confirmed that a part two will be coming.
我想我们早就知道，等数据一出来就会这样。
I think we knew that once the numbers came back.
马克，你还好吗？
Mark, you good?
网上的事。
The net.
这是第几集？
What episode is this?
924集。
Nine twenty four.
欢迎收听乔·巴登播客第924期，由Fueled By Price冠名赞助。
Welcome to episode 924 of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you by powered by Fueled By Price.
给Price打个call！
Pitch prices gang.
是的。
Yeah.
我是你们谦逊、感恩、有礼，而且特别开心能当你们主持人的乔·巴登，右边坐着几位了不起的人物。
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be your host, Joe Budden, was some really amazing people to my right.
皇后区出钱，皇后区进场。
Queens get the money, Queens flick in the building.
挨着他的是我们的好兄弟，马克·拉蒙特·希尔医生，他也到场了。
Next to him, our good brother, doctor Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
再往旁边是那位‘千门万户’的大佬，Big Ish也在现场。
Next to him, mister thousand doors and up, big ish in the building.
挨着他的是那位总能把事情推得更远的 Freeze，他也来了。
Next to him, mister take it further himself, Freeze is here.
Freeze。
Freeze.
挨着他的是埃爾米拉最棒的。
Next to him, Elmira's finest.
Big Parks 到场了。
Big Parks is in the building.
White Poe也在现场。
White Poe is in the building.
Corey也来了。
Corey's in the building.
Ericsson到了。
Ericsson is here.
Tanner和Savanna在线上。
Tanner and Savanna here by remote.
最后但同样重要的是，在线的每一位朋友，你们都在这儿。
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there are here.
大家最近怎么样？
How's everybody doing?
你们现在感觉咋样？
How y'all feeling?
最近咋样？
What's up?
你还饿着呢？
Still hungry doing?
挺好，兄弟。
Good, man.
状态棒极了。
Feeling great.
还饿着呢。
Feeling Still hungry.
还是饿着。
Still had hungry.
有那么一会儿。
A time.
我在拼命撑着。
I'm fighting back.
我在拼命撑着。
I'm fighting back.
上周六晚上我们可真够折腾的。
We had a time on Saturday night.
你看，其实
See, it
不是周六晚上那会儿。
wasn't the Saturday night.
是第二天的事。
It it was the next day.
周六晚上只是个导火索。
Saturday night was the impetus.
我们通宵派对，一直闹到早上六点。
We stayed up till about six partying.
生日派对办得真带劲。
Good birthday party.
给我的兄弟们点个赞
Shout to my
生日快乐啊，兄弟！
lovely birthday, birthday bro.
生日快乐，真的生日快乐，兄弟！
Happy Happy birthday, birthday, bro.
也谢谢大家来参加。
And shout to all you guys for coming.
但当我们天快亮了准备去睡觉时，她说：‘我生日最想要的，就是你陪我去吃早午餐。’
But then she said, as we're going to bed as the sun's coming up, all I really want for my birthday is for you to go to brunch with me.
哇哦。
Wow.
真的哇哦。
Wow.
哦，他们那群醉醺醺的早午餐党。
Oh, they're all drunk brunch.
早午餐的哥们儿本来不该……
Brunch dudes aren't supposed
去吃早午餐吧。
to go to brunch.
我决定了。
I have decided.
除非有足球比赛
Unless there's football
那就不去了。
on.
搞关系的兄弟都这样。
Relationship dudes.
行吧。
Okay.
你要真想找妹子，早午餐那儿多的是。
If you're looking for pussy, there's pussy at the brunch,
那肯定的。
For sure.
好多啊
A lot of
确实很多。
There's a lot.
你要找女人，到处都是。
If you're looking for pussy, there's pussy everywhere.
我的意思是，到处都是。
I mean Over your your ass.
集中在一起。
Centralized location.
大白天就跳舞、喝醉。
Dancing and drunk early in the day.
是的。
Yeah.
早午餐真怪。
Brunch is weird.
你五点前就能搞定她们。
You can fuck them by 5PM.
六点。
Six.
是啊。
Yeah.
对啊。
Yeah.
确实如此。
It's true.
但大部分时候吧，我觉得，你知道，我小时候是和姐妹一起长大的。
But nor for the most part, it feels like, you know, like, I grew up with sisters.
我们身边一堆女性朋友。
We all have lots of women friends.
但你有没有过那种情况，无意中听到一段对话，一问之下，结果居然知道了别人阴茎或者阴道的细节——那种你根本不想知道的信息？
But you know, we accidentally, like, hear a conversation and you inquire and then you find out about someone's penis or vagina, information that you did not need to know whatsoever?
是啊。
Yeah.
对我来说，整个早午餐体验就是这样的。
That's what the entire brunch experience felt like for me.
哦。
Oh.
简直糟透了。
It was absolutely horrible.
是这样的。
Was a
在你爱人身上来一场拳击赛。
fist drive in your lover.
没错。
That's right.
我要把小巷烧了。
I'm gonna burn alley.
温迪·威廉姆斯。
Wendy Williams.
嘿，这哥们儿
Yo, this guy
疯了。
is crazy.
那儿就你一个男生吗？
Were you the only dude there?
那儿还有别的男人，但我感觉他们也都跟我一样，挺尴尬的。
There was other men there, but I I think they were all kinda in my my shoes.
但在我们那桌，就我一个男的。
But in my party, was the only dude there.
哦，真的吗？
Oh, wow.
总共就我们四个人。
It was How many of It was only four of us.
哦。
Oh.
就我们四个。
It
就我们四个。
was only four
我们四个。
of us.
还得听那破玩意儿。
Had to listen to that shit.
我得听那破玩意儿，但其实也没那么糟。
I had to listen to that shit, but that wasn't even really.
你没觉得不对劲吗？咱们根本就不该在那儿。
Didn't you Bottomless anything, man, we shouldn't be there.
等等。
Wait.
是的。
Yeah.
我可不要。
I don't want no.
我不想喝无限量的莫吉托和桑格利亚酒。
I don't wanna be Unlimited mimosas and sangrias.
别给我再添酒了。
Don't don't top off my drink.
帕克斯，你到底在说啥？
Parks, what the hell are talking about?
我不知道。
I don't know.
我也不
I don't
知道。
know.
我正努力想明白他在说什么。
I'm trying I'm trying to
接住他的话头。
pick up
他到底在搞什么名堂。
what he putting down.
我实在跟不上他的思路。
I can't pick it up.
这经历太糟了。
It's a horrible experience.
就像被战锤砸了一样。
Like a war hammer.
才下午五点我就醉得不行了。
I'm hungover at fucking 5PM.
真是惨透了。
It's a miserable experience.
不行。
No.
那太好了。
That's great.
五点就喝到烂醉了。
Drunk unlimited 05:00.
我本可以
I could
睡一觉就缓过来了。
go to sleep this off.
这都是因为他周六。
It's because of his Saturday.
是啊。
Yeah.
对啊。
Yeah.
你说得对。
You're right.
对。
Yeah.
听起来是因为他周六的事，毕竟他只是把周日干的事单独拎出来看。
It sounds like it's because of his Saturday because if he's just isolating what he did on Sunday time.
我同意。
I'm with that.
我老听人讲什么私生活混乱、喝不完的免费早午餐鸡尾酒，没完没了的。
I get to hear about people's poor privates, leachies and bottomless mimosas going around endless.
盼着过几个小时她也能喝到停不下来。
In hopes that she's gonna be bottomless in a couple hours.
还有周围一堆女生。
And women around.
听着挺带劲的。
Sounds like fun to me.
不过呢，从周六延续到周日
But yeah, the Saturday into the Sunday
那真是
It was a
太疯狂了。
was a was lot.
我啊
My
周一直接睡过去了。
Monday was sleep.
今天早上五点就醒了，唉，这几天真是累坏了。
And then I woke up at 5AM today, so it's, you know, it's been a long couple days.
这几天真是累得够呛。
It's been a long couple days.
今晚能睡个好觉吗？
You gonna sleep tonight?
你是不是那种玩完就直接躺平的人？
Are you like the dude that just crashes after all this?
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
没错。
Yeah.
我跟你说，我参加Rem的生日派对简直太爽了。
Let me tell you, I had an absolute blast at Rem's birthday party.
我也是。
As did I.
我也是。
Did I.
天气没达到我们预期的样子。
Weather was not what we wanted it to be.
我们布置了复杂的户外LED灯、投影幕、音响、取暖器和帐篷。
We had elaborate outdoor LEDs, projection screens, speakers, heaters, tents.
别说这个了，但当时真是
Ain't even But it was
那天一整天都在下大雨，我们只好全程待在室内。
pouring the entire day, so we had to stay inside the whole time.
而且那场面
And shit
但还是超嗨的吧？
was still lit though?
哦，简直燃爆了。
Oh, was super lit.
就我们三十来个人，挤在不到这房间一半大的地方，一边抽水烟。
It was just 30 of us in a fucking room half this size smoking hookah.
那会儿真是
It was
我一看外面下那么大雨，再看看我女朋友，立马决定咱们走人。
I I looked at that rain, looked at my girl, said we out of here.
你懂的，平时下雨天，你瞅一眼女朋友，那基本就是这事儿黄了。
You know how you look at normally when it's raining, like bad like it was raining and you look at your girl, that normally means it's a dog.
对啊。
Yes.
确实如此。
It is.
完蛋了。
It's over.
我们走了，他们迟早会明白的。
We And they gonna understand.
是的。
Yeah.
但Rem和Parks可不会懂。
Not not for Rem and Parks.
是的。
Yeah.
我一看那雨，根本不在乎。
I seen that rain and was like I give a fuck.
宝贝，你穿啥呢？
What are you wearing, baby?
我穿的也是同色系。
That's I'm wearing the same color.
是的。
Yeah.
该走人了。
Time to head ass.
肯定的。
For sure.
我们直接去了Parks。
And we showed up to Parks.
你老公老婆生日派对上，有几件事我觉得挺有意思。
A few things I like about the function at your man's wife's birthday party.
第一，那些没到场的夫妻，我猜他们肯定在闹矛盾。
One, whatever couple was not there, I assume you're fighting.
那可太明显了。
Oh, for sure.
我也是这么想的。
Same.
现场就是……
It was
有几个人我本来以为会来，结果没见到。
a few people it was a few people I expected to see.
你们都没来啊。
I didn't see y'all.
我听说马克来了。
I heard Mark.
乔真是个混蛋。
Joe's such an asshole.
马克。
Mark.
我之前跟乔沟通过，我说我去不了，是因为没人帮我看孩子。
Spoke to Joe earlier more than I couldn't make it because I didn't have childcare.
我老婆根本不会来。
My wife wasn't coming anywhere.
不会。
No.
根本不会。
No.
我就一个人去了。
I was rolling solo.
把自己捯饬得体面点。
Make yourself fancy.
没带孩子来
Didn't have
他那圈子里Patterson的朋友可真多。
has a lot of Patterson friends.
我睡在Rim那帮朋友那儿，那会儿满屋子都是Patterson来的西班牙裔。
I sleep on Rim's friend group, so it was mad Patterson Spanishes around.
对吧？
Right?
是啊。
Mhmm.
还有个家伙，据说在Patterson因为玩坚果夹子特别出名。
And some dude who apparently is famous in Patterson for his nutcrackers.
再说一遍，主题是2016年的感觉，对Rim那帮朋友来说可太带劲了。
Again, remember the theme is a 2016 a 2016 vibe, which to Rem's friends was really exciting.
对。
Yes.
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