梅奥岛

你可以像失败者一样去讨好丹、戴夫和里科。

You can learn to sucking off Dan and Dave and Rico like a loser.

继续吧。

Go ahead.

我一点视频都没看。

I didn't watch any of the video.

我本来答应了梅纳德周一去，所以昨天九点我就去迈尔斯阿帕特了，嗯。

I was so I had said yes to Menards Monday that I would go on Miles Apart yesterday at nine Mhmm.

或者

Or

或者早上五点。

or five in the morning.

然后早上五点。

And then Five in the morning.

早上五点。

Five in the morning.

然后，哦，对。

And then Oh, yeah.

然后你今天给我发了私信。

Then you you DM me about today.

对。

Yeah.

所以第二天早上，我联系了Menors，我觉得既然我要取消跟他的约定，至少得让他知道我有正当理由。

So then the next morning, I messaged Menors, and I felt like since I was canceling on him, I want to at least let him know I had a valid reason.

我女儿有牙医预约。

My daughter has a dentist appointment.

我知道。

I know.

我叔叔去世了。

My uncle died.

是的。

Yep.

那是我的错。

That was my mistake.

什么？

What?

我有工作，我有工作。

I have a I have a job.

对。

Yep.

是的。

Yes.

我不该说原因的，真不该说。

I should not have said I should not have said why.

去痣。

Mole removal.

接下来九年我都不在了。

I'll be gone for the next nine years.

就是说，别干那个了，结果让那个白痴去告诉另一个喝醉的白痴。

Like, just something other than that, which leaves that idiot telling the other idiot who's a drunk.

而且我喜欢，我喜欢克利夫，

And I like I like Cliff,

但他是个酒鬼。

but he's a drunk.

昨天对克利夫来说

Tough day for

真是难熬的一天。

Cliff yesterday.

对。

Yeah.

现在你肯定觉得我在开玩笑。

Now I'm sure he's you're gonna think it's a joke.

我跟你说，过个两三天，他又会跟那些傻逼一起在Spaces上，喝得醉醺醺的。

I'm telling you, two or three days from now, he'll be on spaces with these fucking idiots, and he'll be drunk.

柯克真是个混蛋。

Kirk's a fuck.

我经历过低谷。

I've been down.

我知道这会怎么发展。

I know how this plays out.

我已经能预见结果了。

I can see it playing out already.

这种事我经历过无数次了。

I've done this a million times.

昨天他打电话来的时候，一开始确实有那种感觉，我当时就想，哦，这条路来了。

It it definitely seemed that way in his phone call yesterday at towards the beginning where I I was like, oh, here's the path.

他肯定会往那边走。

He's gonna go that way.

但后来他，我以为他回来了。

But then he I thought he came back

等他喝醉了再说。

till he gets drunk.

他当时就屈服了。

He bent the knee at knee.

等他喝醉了再说。

Wait till he gets drunk.

等等，梅奥。

Mayo, wait.

但他确实这么做了。

But he did.

等你喝醉了，你就会明白的。

When you get drunk, it doesn't you'll understand.

喝醉了就会干傻事。

When you get drunk, you do dumb things.

他肯定会干出特别蠢的事。

And he's going to do something really dumb.

而且，那也没关系。

And that and that's okay.

但是，对，我另一个感受就是，再说一次，如果你是个有礼貌的人，你不能在过去三年里对制片人那么嚣张，还把那些片段发出来。

But, yeah, my other takeaway is, like, again, if you're a manners, you can't be swinging your dick at these producers for the last three years and put those clips out.

说白了就是这样。

Like, bottom line.

就是，他们就是很无聊。

Like, that's just they're just boring.

我觉得是因为他用了AI。

I think it's because he uses AI.

哦，戴夫。

Oh, Dave.

我认识这些人。

I know these guy.

这些人很喜欢这样。

These guys love it.

顺便说一句，那条推文不是AI写的。

That tweet was not AI, by the way.

那条推文不是AI写的。

The tweet was not AI.

虽然写得不太好，但确实不是AI写的。

It wasn't well written, but it was not AI.

我我我觉得那就是AI写的。

I I I would say it was AI.

好吧。

Okay.

抱歉。

Sorry.

洛克。

Rock.

你说那是AI写的。

You say it's AI.

你最好说它是AI。

You're better off saying it's AI.

我用了你的说法。

I I used your wording.

你说的是“粗糙又有娱乐性”。

Gritty and entertainment was you what you called it.

对。

Yeah.

但那是在三个小时的独白里说的。

But it's that's within a three hour monologue.

我知道。

I know.

但我告诉你，我听了那个节目，然后我就不……

But I tell you I listened to the show, and then I don't

你不可能听完整场。

There's no way you listen to the whole thing.

我听了。

I did.

是的。

Yes.

听了。

Did.

不可能。

No chance.

我就是这么看到那个四十秒的片段的，你当时说，哦，我们——我道歉，拜托。

That's how I saw the forty second thing that you were like, oh, we're I'm apologize, please.

不。

No.

你说过你会道歉的。

Said you would apologize.

你说过，如果他们看到这个，我会道歉。

You said I will apologize if they see this.

我猜我已经发给他们了。

I'm assuming I sent it to them.

我确定，我确定。

I'm I'm sure.

不是的。

It's not.

别这样。

Come

别这样。

on.

我不会道歉的。

I'm not gonna apologize.

不。

No.

我不觉得抱歉。

I'm not sorry.

发给了

Sent it to

他们。

them.

我不觉得抱歉。

I'm not sorry.

对。

Yeah.

我全听完了。

I listened to all of it.

对。

Yeah.

所以Red干得不错。

So good job by Red.

Red昨天的报道做得很好。

Good journalism by Red yesterday.

这点我承认。

I will say that.

对。

Yeah.

他干得不错。

He did his job.

他确实干得不错。

He did his job.

他把事情搞起来了。

He got shit going.

他让我来了兴致，而且现在不常有了，因为我年纪大了，也成熟了点，你知道，我现在在专业上操心别的事情。

He got me in the mood, and once in a while and you don't see it very often anymore because I get older and a little more, you know, I'm worried about other things now professionally.

但偶尔，我得敲打敲打这些人，克里夫就是其中之一，而他呢，就乖乖低头认输了。

But once in a while, I gotta slap these people around, and Cliff's one of them, and and he beat it bend the knee.

不过我们走着瞧吧。

But we'll see.

而且我喜欢克利夫。

And I like Cliff.

昨天演出结束后我跟他说了，就是，你知道，开玩笑归开玩笑，因为他提到要做一个更好的父亲，这个我理解。

And I told him after the show yesterday, was like, you know, like, all kidding aside, like, you know, because he talks about being a better father, which I understand.

比如，凌晨一点还在Spaces上，跟凯文·雷丁顿的阴茎环待在一起，这可不是你临终前会想的事，你会后悔说，我真希望我多花点时间在Spaces上。

Like, being on spaces at one in the morning with fucking, Kevin Redington's cock ring is not the you're you're when you're when you're the deathbed, you're gonna pay twice, I wish I spent more time on spaces.

你懂吧？

You know?

我不觉得。

I I don't think.

当……当你这么做的时候，梅奥，我知道，但是，对，

When I When you do it, Mayo, I know, but, yeah,

你是个失败者。

you're a loser.

我们昨天在你演出之前聊过。

We talked before your show yesterday.

你是打算做点什么，还是就坐下来然后说，我得现在做这个？

Were you planning on doing or just sit down and be like, I gotta I'd do this now.

因为，你之前，你之前更像是从……

Like, because you you were You were more it from

从很久以前。

from much time.

你会吗？不。

Will you No.

你之前在节目上更生气。

You were you were more pissed off the air.

你当时是真的生气了。

You were, like, legit angry.

而且你大概在二十分钟的时候才上来，我……

And I I you just hopped on at, like, 20 I

我没生气。

wasn't angry.

我就是，你就是生气了。

I'm just I'm You were angry.

别这样，你

Come you

可以这么说。

can say that.

如果我是，我确实，我是有点烦。

I would if I was I'm I'm annoyed.

这些人让我很烦。

These people annoy me.

好吧。

Okay.

这就是我不想做的原因。

That's why I don't wanna do it.

这就是我不想让那个广告在拉科尼亚出现的原因。

That's why I didn't want that graphic to go up in Laconia.

我说的就是这个意思。

This is what I'm talking about.

对。

Yeah.

抱歉啊。

Sorry about that.

对。

Yeah.

唉，我就是这么说的，但现在我不得不去做。

Well, this is what I'm saying, but now I gotta do it.

你懂吗？

You know?

人们就会说，哦，我不能，哦，那个节目。

People are like, oh, I can't oh, the show.

我就想说，烦死了。

I'm like, kill myself.

演出，给我钱。

Show, give me money.

所以，柯克，你觉得答案是什么？

So would you Kirk, what you what's the answer to this?

你有什么？

What do have?

我他妈什么都不知道。

I don't fucking know anything.

没有答案。

Have no answers.

我没有任何答案。

I have no answers.

我什么都不想要。

I don't want anything.

什么都没有。

Nothing.

什么都没有。

Nothing.

零。

Zero.

别问了。

Stop asking.

如果你觉得自己有心理健康危机，去给别人发邮件。

If you think if think if you're going through mental health crisis, email somebody else.

随便挑个邮箱发。

Just pick a random email.

找别人去。

Pick somebody else.

给柯克·卡梅隆发邮件。

Email Kirk Cameron.

对。

Yep.

柯克·赫斯特里。

Kirk Herbstree.

他看起来是个好人。

He seems like a nice guy.

他会跟你聊的。

He'll fucking talk to you.

我是说，你打算说什么呢？

I mean, what are you gonna what are you what are you what are you gonna say

说实话，

to I'll be honest.

我通常会直接复制粘贴一些答案给别人。

Would generally copy and paste some answers to other people.

对。

Yeah.

有时候我会过一遍，虽然有些内容看起来没头没尾的，但无所谓了。

Go through it sometimes, and it makes no sense to some of them, but whatever.

我不信。

I don't believe that.

那你想怎么办？

What are what are gonna do?

我不信。

I don't believe that.

他们是不是总是以“你需要寻求心理治疗”结尾？

Do they always end with, like, you, like, seek therapy?

寻求专业帮助？

Get professional help?

不是。

No.

不总是。

Not always.

注意安全。

Stay safe.

哦，好的。

Oh, okay.

不是那里。

Not there.

你在干什么，乔？

What are you doing, Joe?

贾斯汀在干什么？

What's Justin doing?

我示意了摄像头的问题。

I signaled the camera issue.

是的。

Yep.

回来了。

Back.

是的。

Yep.

但是你觉得回头看那个地方怎么样？

But do do you think watching it back there.

如果有人到了那个地步，嗯哼。

If someone's if someone's at that point Uh-huh.

你不觉得一般来说，那是个很好的迹象，他们应该去寻求某种帮助吗？

You don't think just generally, like, that is a really good sign they should go get some kind of

强制邮件。

Force mail.

你会怎么跟他们说？

What do that you say that to them?

我会的，

I do,

你这个傻瓜。

you idiot.

不。

No.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我相信你。

I believe you.

你们说别去做心理治疗？

You guys say don't get therapy?

你说过你没去。

You said you didn't.

我信你。

I take you at your word.

话说回来，梅奥和克里夫·门德斯怎么样？克里夫还好吗？

Anyway, how how Mayo and Cliff Menders and Cliff okay?

我知道你是个迈尔斯·阿帕特的铁粉。

Is you're I know you're big Miles apart guy.

门德斯给我发了私信，说今天节目顺利，我回他说，去死吧。

Well, Menders DM'd me and said, have a good show today, and I said, kill yourself.

然后还有帕特，帕特的Mac。

And then Pat Pat's Mac.

克里夫给我发了私信，说再次抱歉，如果因为我让你惹上麻烦，那不是我的本意。

Cliff Cliff DM'd me and said, sorry again if you catch any heat because of me, not what I wanted.

我就回他，去你的吧，兄弟。

And I said, eat shit, pal.

天哪，贾斯汀也太离谱了吧。

Boy, how wacky is Justin.

自从你加入那个组合之后就这样了？

Ever since you were in that group?

你能加我吗？

Can you add me?

可以。

Yeah.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

这些是分开的。

These are separate.

我不在里面

I'm not in

任何哦。

any Oh.

我不搞群聊那套。

I don't do the group chat thing.

哦，为什么？

Oh, why?

我是说，你都是单独跟每个人聊的。

I mean, you talk to everyone individually.

对。

Yeah.

你可以把它合并成

You could just condense it into

一个。

one.

你可以把大家的消息合并成一个，这就是你推崇的那种高效方式。

You could this is the kind of economy that you would you would preach.

也不完全是。

Not really.

不是吗？

No?

我不怎么发私信。

I I don't DM.

我只有几个人会经常私信联系。

I have a few people I DM with regularly.

嗯哼。

Uh-huh.

那名单上都有谁？

Who's on that list?

谁这么幸运能在这份名单上？

Who's lucky enough to be on that list?

Red和我偶尔会聊。

Red and I occasionally.

对。

Mhmm.

Menders偶尔会聊。

Menders occasionally.

对。

Mhmm.

Jackson，因为Jackson……

Jackson because Jackson

那是哪个？

Which one's that?

来自澳大利亚的那个。

From Australia.

那个澳大利亚人。

The Australian guy.

对。

Yep.

我喜欢，我

I like I

进入免费的Karen Reed空间。

go into the free Karen Reed spaces.

好的。

Okay.

然后我举手，直到他们把麦克风给我。

And I I raise my hand until they give me the mic.

嗯。

Mhmm.

然后我一直举手，他们开始叫我自己解除静音。

Then I raise my hand permanently, and they start going telling me to unmute myself.

哦。

Oh.

然后最后，我把自己解除静音，然后我什么也不说，他们气得不行。

And then eventually, unmute myself, and then I don't say anything, and they get so mad

最糟糕的是。

every worst.

结果杰克逊觉得这他妈太好笑了。

And it turns out Jackson thinks it's the funniest fucking thing.

他马上给我发私信。

He DMs me immediately.

说，那招太绝了。

Like, that was a great one.

所以这就是我和杰克逊的特殊情谊。

So that's me and Jackson's special bond.

我的天哪。

Holy shit.

你说你是他的粉丝？

You're a fan of his, you said?

是的。

Yes.

我，我觉得他是个忠诚的人。

I I he's a loyalist.

他从来没有背叛过你。

He's never strayed from you.

所以我，我给他很多

So I I give him a

信任。

lot of credit.

哦。

Oh.

哦，是的。

Oh, yes.

确实如此。

It is.

那绝对不对。

That is definitely not true.

对。

Yeah.

在我听说的这段时间里

In my time listening

这里，也许在那之前。

here, maybe before that.

唉，真可惜。

Well, it's too bad.

我已经逃走了。

I've run away.

对。

Yeah.

拜托了。

Please.

曾经有过那么一次。

Be at one point.

但有一次我和他还有史蒂夫聊天，那天晚上是十一点。

But conversation with me, him, Steve, it was, eleven at night one night.

哦，对。

Oh, yeah.

我当时也嗨得不行。

I was so stoned too.

对。

Yeah.

我当时吃了个软糖，特别上头，然后

I was really high on a gummy and

我就

just I

意思是，稍微放松一下

mean, get a little bit down with

他们的孩子在一起。

their kids together.

我同意你的看法，Kurt。

I'm with you, Kurt.

这是个棘手的问题。

It's a tough tip.

不。

No.

别这样。

Don't.

你是个瘾君子。

You're a drug addict.

不。

No.

我不是。

I'm not.

我知道。

I know.

我自从那以后就没碰过THC了。

I have not had THC since

你大概两个月前给我注射了什么。

You probably injected me with show.

两个月前。

Two months ago.

那是个大问题，我从大概13岁起就一直在抽大麻。

That's a big I've been smoking pot since I was, like, 13.

恭喜你。

Congratulations.

自由的人。

A free person.

入门毒品。

Gateway drug.

哇。

Wow.

你真是让人惊讶。

You are about wow.

那是安迪·莫斯，一个狠角色。

There's Andy Morse, a badass.

我吃过迷幻蘑菇

I did shrooms

哇。

Wow.

三次

Three

了。

times.

你一个朋友都没有。

You have no friends.

对吧？

Right?

我有朋友。

I have friends.

那不可能。

That's impossible.

我想我有很多朋友，我跟很多人关系都很好。

Guess I have a lot I have lots of people I'm friendly with.

你的朋友怎么听这个节目，听到你在网上干的那些事？

How do your friends listen to the show, hear some shit you do

在网上？

on the Internet?

是的。

Yeah.

他们听不了。

They can't.

哦，不。

Oh, no.

他们，嗯，不。

They well, no.

我说的是

I'm talking

KMS的朋友。

to KMS friends.

我说的是，比如，在外面，比如，你知道，在你们Putnam，比如镇上，比如去吃饭。

I'm talking, like, outside, like, you know, in your in Putnam, like, town, like, going to dinner.

你和你的读书空间的故事

You and your read spaces story

跟你的朋友们说。

to your friends.

他们得觉得你很差劲。

They have to think you suck.

你和你的妻子会跟另一对夫妻一起出去吃饭吗？

Do and your wife go to dinner with, like, a couple?

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

是她的朋友吗？

Who her friends?

不是。

No.

是我们的朋友。

They're our friends.

对。

Yeah.

但他们不能完全一样，不能一模一样。

But they can't be exact they can't be exactly the same.

他们是不是先成为她的朋友的？

Were they her friends first?

对。

Yeah.

嗯，怎么说呢

Who's well

比如说，当Montante和Justin还有Mary一起出去吃饭时，那是Justin的朋友。

Like, when Montante goes out to dinner with Justin and Mary, that's Justin's friend.

我们最亲近的那对夫妻朋友，我认识那位妻子比认识我妻子还早。

Our our, like, closest couple friend, I knew the wife before my wife

或者比认识她丈夫还早。

or her husband were

那时候他们还没出现。

in the picture.

你会建议吗？

Would would you suggest?

不会。

No.

也许有些会吧。

Maybe some yeah.

不会。

No.

不会。

No.

不会。

No.

没有浪漫可言。

No romanticism.

完全被激发了。

Fully aroused.

然后，然后，然后那个女人的丈夫最后和我妻子一起工作了好几年。

And then and then and then that woman's husband ended up working with my wife for years.

啊。

Ah.

所以我们很亲近，所以很难说，比如，谁……

So we're close to so it is it is hard to say, like, who's

经典，你要是问我那个问题，我肯定得零分。

Classic guy get a zero on that if you gave me any question about that.

不。

No.

我是说，我是在问问题吗？

I mean, am I asking a question?

是我的错。

It's my fault.

我明白了。

I get

零分。

a zero.

虽然永远不会发生，但如果我们离婚了——当然这永远不会发生——嗯。

It'll never happen, but if we got divorced, which would never happen Mhmm.

我觉得那对夫妻会很难决定，比如……

I think that couple would have a really hard time deciding, like

我觉得他们会……我觉得他们不会。

I think it'd be I think They wouldn't.

我觉得那对他们来说会很痛苦。

I think it'd be agonizing for them.

我觉得其中一个人会很难……

I think one of them would have a

……熬过去。

hard time.

你是说那个男的？

The guy, you mean?

对。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

他就会跟着他老婆说。

He would just say whatever his wife says.

对。

Yeah.

他不想，但又不愿意。

He But wouldn't want to.

他会很纠结。

He'd be torn.

当然。

Sure.

但是我觉得

But I

我不太相信那是真的。

don't believe that's

对。

true.

谢谢你，迈克。

Thank you, Mike.

还有别的事吗？

What else is going on?

哦，我们来说说另一件事。

Oh, let's get to the other thing.

这个威尔·弗莱明，真是个软蛋。

This pussy with Will Fleming.

我是说，他真是个失败者。

I mean, what a loser.

超级软蛋。

Big time pussy.

你和威尔·弗莱明是朋友？

You're you're friends with Will Fleming?

我，我和他们一起工作过。

I, I worked with them.

对，是的。

I'm a Yeah.

你总是说你喜欢。

You always said you like.

你总是说你喜欢。

You always said you like.

我确实喜欢威尔。

I do like Will.

是的。

Yes.

倒霉事从来不会找上别人。

Bad luck never rip somebody.

比如说，如果别人做了什么，你就会去报复别人。

Like, you would you would rip somebody else if they did something.

迈克尔·凯就干过。

Michael Kay did it.

我什么都没说。

I didn't say shit.

所以，不，你错了。

So, no, you're wrong.

迈克尔·凯在几年前，几个月前，在一个节目上就主张过要报复性地打人。

Michael Kay advocated for this years ago, months ago on a show to hit somebody in retaliation.

我什么都没说。

I didn't say anything.

在比赛期间吗？

During a game?

不是。

No.

在脱口秀上。

On a talk show.

他在讲谁的事？

Who was he retelling?

哪个球员？

Which player?

具体是哪个球员？

Which specific player?

我忘了是哪个球员了。

I forget what player it was.

嗯。

Mhmm.

我好奇为什么。

I wonder why.

我觉得威尔·弗莱明没把贾兹·奇泽姆当成黑人球员，他也没有暗示这个意思。

I I don't think Will Fleming sees Jazz Chisholm as a black player and He doesn't seem insinuating.

暗示。

Insinuating.

暗示。

Insinuating.

可能不

Might not

其实也看不出来。

see it either, actually.

我不是在暗示。

I'm not insinuating.

我是说，我确定威尔·弗莱明，我知道威尔·弗莱明很蠢。

I'm I'm saying I'm I'm sure Will Fleming I know Will Fleming's stupid.

我跟他打过交道。

I've dealt with him.

他在社交媒体上非常敏感。

He's very sensitive on social media.

你会同意这一点。

You would agree with that.

太敏感了。

Too sensitive.

我有一次在一个糟糕的播客大会上碰到他，在得克萨斯州。

I ran into him once at a horrible Here we go.

他走过来对我说。

Podcast conference in Texas, and he came up to me.

他说，你为什么老拿我开玩笑？

He's like, why are making fun of me so much?

我说，因为你作为解说员太差了。

And I was like, because you stink as an announcer.

对。

Yeah.

真够受的。

Tough run.

然后对话大概就是这样。

And that was like the conversation.

他基本上在休赛期退出了推特，因为他预测红袜队会有大新闻的二十四小时。

He basically quit Twitter in the off season because he predicted that it's gonna be a big twenty four hours for the Red Sox.

结果什么都没发生。

Nothing happened.

什么都没发生。

And nothing happened.

大家因为他那些观点把他骂惨了。

People destroyed him for Which is of views.

你不能像你那样，我同意你的看法。

You can't like you're inside I agree with you.

他在这事上太怂了。

He's a pussy about it.

对。

Yes.

但后来我看到了一些他对此的回应。

But then I saw some of his his response to those.

他就说，哦，这话从一个44岁的人嘴里说出来。

He's like, oh, coming from the guy who was 44.

他就是那种人。

He's like that kind.

再说，你想让我说什么呢？

Again, I what do you want me to say?

社交媒体上敏感的人真多。

Sensitive pussy on social media.

我佩服他。

I give him credit.

我佩服他。

I give him credit.

解说棒球比赛本来就不容易。

It's not easy to call a baseball game, period.

确实不容易。

It's not.

当你头上戴着白色头罩的时候，那就更难了。

It's even harder when you have a white hood over your head.

哦，那太荒谬了。

Oh, that's ridiculous.

好吧，我就是不行。

Well, I'm just I'm bad.

我和威尔一起工作过。

I work with Will.

你不觉得那没问题吗？

You don't think that's Okay.

公开说，我和他共事过。

On the record, worked with him.

从没见过他戴白色头罩。

Never saw him wear a white hood.

自从你

Since you've been

在那里。

there.

自从你离开后。

Since you left.

你知道，你有没有

Do you know have you been

离开后去过那里？

there since you left?

从那以后我就没见过他。

I've not seen him since.

我就是这个意思。

That's what I'm saying.

所以就是这样。

So there you go.

所以他去追杰丝了。

So he's going after Jess.

奇斯姆，我兄弟，比赛时还叼着棒棒糖，这没什么。

Chism, my guy, wears a eats a lollipop during the game, which is fine.

我无所谓。

Don't matter to me.

别。

Don't.

偷三垒，

Steals third bit,

顺便说一句，

which by the

那根本不是问题。

way, like, that's not even an issue.

谁在乎呢？

Who cares?

再说一遍，你读了那个博客。

Again, you read the blog.

我同意你的看法。

I agree with you.

我没读那个博客。

I did not read the blog.

是的。

Yes.

你读了。

You did.

没有。

No.

你告诉过我你读了。

You told me you did.

对。

Yep.

我骗了你。

I lied to you.

不是吧。

No.

因为你在博客里看到了什么。

Because you knew up something in the blogs.

你看了个Barstool的博客。

You read a barstool blog.

没有。

No.

我什么都没看。

I read no.

我翻了一下，看到一段话让我特别抓狂。

I picked through, and I saw one paragraph that drove me crazy.

那也算看了啊。

That's that's reading it.

你想说

What do

什么？

you wanna say?

阅读。

Reading.

你读了吗？

You read it?

没有。

No.

阅读就像读一本书。

Reading is like reading a book.

他浏览了一下，

He perused it,

听起来是这样。

it sounds like.

他没事。

He okay.

浏览和阅读是一回事。

Browsing and reading is the same thing.

我接受。

I'll take it.

你点击

You click

天堂和地狱。

Heaven and hell.

唐·费尔德讲述他与那个自负的人共事多年的经历。

Don Felder's account of his years with the ego.

那本书很棒，我读了九遍。

That's a great I've read that nine times.

我们都

We all

猜猜这个节目。

Guess to the show.

你从图书馆借到了费尔德的书？

You got Felder from the library?

朋友。

Friend.

对。

Yeah.

我没买。

I bought no.

是在图书馆特卖日买的。

Bought it for the day of the library, sale.

哦。

Oh.

我当时可兴奋了。

And boy was I excited.