开场回放：威尔·法瑞尔（加长版）

大家好，我是贝卡，是《深夜秀》的制片人。

Hey, everybody. I'm Becca. I'm a producer here at The Late Show.

我是史蒂芬·科拜尔，《深夜秀》的主持人。

And I'm Stephen Colbert. I am the host of The Late Show.

现在我们共同主持《深夜秀播客秀》，一档精彩的播客节目。

And here we are as cohosts on The Late Show Pod Show, a wonderful podcast.

共同主持。是啊，我从没想过这点，但没错，我们是共同主持人。

Cohost. Yeah. I've never thought about that, but, yeah, we are cohosts.

我们是共同主持

We're cohosts in

这一季。

the season.

其实现在你才是嘉宾。

Your guest right now, actually.

我们在一起。

We're here together.

好吧。

Okay.

是的，我们玩得很开心。像往常一样，我们在聊播客，聊节目。

Yeah. And we're having a great time. We're talking As always. We're talking about podcasts. We're talking about the show.

我们正在谈论各自的工作。史蒂文，你喜欢你的工作吗？

We're talking about jobs that we have. You like your job, Steven?

非常喜欢。能做这份工作是一种荣幸。而且，你知道，我喜欢为观众做节目等等，但我真的很喜欢和你共事。我喜欢和这里的每个人一起工作。这是我们二十年来精心打造的团队。

Do it very much. I it's a privilege to do this job. And and, you know, I like doing the show for the audience and everything, but I really like you know, I like working with you. I like working with I like working with everybody here. We're this is a crew we built together, you know, very carefully for twenty years now.

是啊。不是每个办公室都能让你在周二上班时，发现离你办公桌十英尺远的地方有个可丽饼吧台，还有两位亲切的师傅按你的具体要求现做可丽饼。

Yeah. And it's not every not every office you go to that you come in you come in for a day of work on a Tuesday, and there's a a crepe bar set up, like, ten feet away from your desk and two really lovely men making crepes per per your order per your specific order.

是不是很棒？

Isn't that nice?

所以我要为此感谢你。

So I wanna thank you for that.

那真是太美好了。那是为了庆祝获得多项工会提名——美国编剧工会、美国制片人工会和美国导演工会的提名。那是为了表彰这里每个人的努力。

That was wonderful. That was celebration of the various guild nominations. That was for the WGA nomination, the PGA nomination, and the DGA nomination. That was that was to celebrate the efforts of everybody here

今年。我们的团队里有很多才华横溢的人

this year. We got we we got very talented people on staff

嗯。

Mhmm.

偶尔还会有些技艺高超的可丽饼师傅。非常感谢。

And some very talented crepe makers every once in a while too. Thank you so much.

另外周二是披萨日。

Also Tuesday's pizza day.

周二是披萨日。没错。最爱披萨日了。我记得你曾这样形容过，做这类节目就像召集所有朋友帮你搬家。而披萨就像是这份协议中不可或缺的部分。

Tuesday's pizza day. Yeah. Love pizza day. I think you've described this at one point that it's like doing this kind of show is like asking all your friends to help you move. And it's like you just kinda need pizza at some point as part of that agreement.

确实如此。没错。完全同意。我过去总把这事搞砸。

Very much so. Yeah. Very much so. Yeah. I would always do that wrong.

比如有次我请丹尼洛和另一个叫史蒂夫·康利的朋友保罗·丹尼洛。嗯。还有我朋友史蒂夫·康利，可能还有一个人来帮我搬家。不知当时怎么想的，我先点了披萨，结果活儿根本没干完。

Like, remember asking Danello and another friend of mine named Steve Conley Paul Danello. Mhmm. And my friend of mine is Steve Conley and maybe one other person to help me move. And I I don't know why I did this. I ordered the pizza first, and and we didn't really get it done.

是啊。大家吃完披萨喝完啤酒，才说：好吧，现在开始搬吧。

Yeah. Like, had pizza and beer, and then we're like, alright. Let's move.

哎呀，糟了。

Oh, no.

这搭配可不太妙。

It's a bad combination.

虽然不靠谱但挺暖心。你是想确保他们知道会得到承诺的回报。今天上班路上我还遇到个特别纽约的瞬间——有个推着'坚果狂热'手推车的家伙在人行道上走。

It's a bad combo, but it's nice. You wanted to make sure that they knew that they would get their end of the deal. Today, actually, on my way to work, had a very New York moment where there was a guy pushing a nuts for nuts cart down the sidewalk.

坚果狂热。

Nuts for nuts.

对。然后车翻了，整个倒在地上

Yeah. And then it fell over. It toppled over

噢，天啊。

Oh, no.

然后被什么东西卡住了。我试着帮他抬起来，但那东西太重了。接着一群苏格兰游客过来了，都是些壮汉，他们一起帮那个卖坚果的伙计把东西抬了起来。然后他们都得到了坚果。那场景真的很温馨。

And got stuck on something. And then I tried to go help him lift it up, but it's so heavy. And then all these Scottish tourists came, very big men, and they all helped the Nuts for Nuts guy lift it back up. And and then they all got nuts. And it was so nice.

那简直就像一部美好的纽约城市电影。是的。它有个不错的

It was really, like, a beautiful New York City movie. Yeah. It had a good

任何以坚果结尾的东西。比如糖衣坚果。对吧？那些卖坚果的家伙。没错。热乎乎的。

Anything that ends in nuts. And, like, candied nuts. Right? The Nuts for Nuts guys Yeah. Hotness.

那里面好像有火。就像是

There's, like, a fire in there. It was, like, the

最糟的是因为他推着车——他好像是要收工回家，也可能是在摆摊。

worst on because he was push he was, like, going home for the day, or maybe he was setting up.

因为那些卖坚果的人，通常下面会有炭火。对。他们像是在做烤肉串，但其实只是在加热。是的。坚果和糖之类的东西。

Because the Nuts four Nuts guys, like, there's, like, usually, like, charcoal fire down there. Yeah. Like, they're doing kebabs, but it's actually they're just heating up Yeah. Nuts and, like, like, sugar.

是啊。

Yeah.

没错。

Yeah.

洒了好多水。不知道是从哪儿来的。那是怎么回事？嗯。稍微了解了一点

A lot of water spilled. I don't know where that came from. What part of that? Yeah. Learned a little

关于坚果推车的生态系统？

bit about The the ecosystem of the nuts for nuts cart?

是啊，没错。不过那家纽约小摊挺棒的。我没买到坚果，但没关系。我当时太虚弱帮不上忙。

Yeah. Exactly. But that was a nice New York one. I didn't get any nuts, but that's okay. I was too weak to help.

所以

So

我见过最疯狂的纽约街头小吃之一是在第三大道50号往第六大道方向走时，有个家伙推着餐车，车上居然在做软壳蟹。

I one one of the things that the craziest New York food carts things I've ever seen is I was walking down shoot. I think it was 50 Third Street over over towards Sixth Avenue, and there was a guy who had a cart out there. And on the cart, he was doing soft shell crabs.

哇哦。

Woah.

我当时就惊了：什么鬼？他真就带着几个炉灶和面包在那儿现做。

I'm like, what? What? He's like, literally, he had, like, he had, like, a burner. Yeah. A couple burners on there, and he had buns.

直接在街头卖软壳蟹三明治。这就是大都市的魅力啊！而且正好是季节，水温70度左右螃蟹蜕壳时，大概能持续吃上一周半。

And he was doing soft shell crab sandwiches on the street. I'm like, this is what a great city this is. Yeah. It was the right time of year. You know?

那家伙就在路边裹粉油炸软壳蟹，夹进面包里。难以置信吧？虽然这可能是纽约街头最不安全的食物了。

Whatever when the water hits about 70 degrees, the crabs, you know, molts and that that there's for for about a week or maybe a week and a half, you can eat them. And Sure. He was out there just just frying up bread, like, little bit little dredging, a little, you know, little flour, frying up their shelf shell crabs, putting on a I couldn't believe it. Cool. Now that also might be the least safe thing you could possibly eat off of New York Street.

你在吃啥？街头螃蟹啊！看着像在吃蜘蛛三明治，就是个路边蟹肉潜艇堡。

What are you eating there? Street crab. Looks like you're eating a spider sandwich. Like, it's a it's a street It's a street it's a street crab hoagie. Yeah.

但味道真不错。在纽约每个转角都可能遇到惊喜。

Yeah. It was good though. Good. You'll never know you never know. You come around any corner of New York, you never know what you're gonna see.

要是看到卖蟹的摊子翻了就惨了，螃蟹会爬得到处都是。天呐。

I would have hate to see the street crab guy topple. I would have crabs everywhere. Man.

那么今晚我们的嘉宾是谁呢？

So what's our who's our guest tonight?

我们有一段非常精彩的加长版采访。好吧，我说的加长版是指超级加长。这是你最近可能花了大概三十分钟相处的人。大明星，大电影明星。

We have a very lovely extended interview. Okay. And by that, I mean mega extended. This is someone you spent maybe thirty minutes with recently. Big star, big movie star.

男的还是女的？

Male or female?

男的。

Male.

大牌男影星。长谈。对。再给我点提示。

Big male movie star. Long conversation. Yeah. Give me I need another

幽默类型的。

Of the humorous variety.

是威尔吗？

Was it Will?

是威尔。没错。

It was Will. Yeah.

是威尔·法瑞尔。

It was Will Ferrell.

这是威尔·法瑞尔在播客上的混剪版。我们会再次放出他的内容，并加入更多加长版片段。看着你们俩聊天真是太有趣了。

This is Will Ferrell remix on the podcast. We're putting him out again with some more extended content. So fun. So fun to watch you guys hang out.

人不多。采访他也很有趣。而且我对威尔的印象是，他有时会带着某种角色设定和意图出现。但如果你只是和他聊天，他会显得非常放松，好像对采访完全不感兴趣。他从不刻意推销产品。

Few people. It was fun to interview as well. And the and I think about Will is that he comes in sometimes he'll come in character with, like, an intention. But if you're just talking to him, he'll come in and be super laid back as if he's not interested in the interview at all. It never pushes the product for one thing.

你有没有提过这部电影。他就说，是啊，挺有意思的。然后就不多说了。

You you ever bring up what the movie is. He's like, yeah. Yeah. It was it was fun. And then that's all that I'll say.

但如果你不了解他，可能会觉得他是被逼着来的。然后他的喜剧天赋就会突然爆发，就像超级英雄变身一样。就在那一瞬间，他会抓住那个钢铁般的时刻，用他喜剧的赤手空拳将其扭曲，你会惊呼天啊——他简直就是讲笑话的超人。

But, like, if if you didn't know better, you would think, like, he's here at gunpoint. But then the comedy in him will rise up and it's like it's like someone like turning into like a superhero form. Just for a moment he'll rise up and he'll just reach out and he'll grab the steel bar of the moment and he'll bend it with his the bare hands of his comedy and you go holy He's he's he's he's he's Superman Yeah. Of joke telling. He's Yeah.

他能瞬间切换状态的能力简直不可思议。他的科尔伯特问答环节还没播出，但质量绝对惊人。

Un it's unbelievable how he can just turn it on. Yeah. Like his Colbert questionnaire hasn't been on yet. But his Colbert questionnaire, unbelievable quality.

史上最佳之一。

One of the best of all time.

没错。而且你会明显感觉他其实没在认真听问题，但每个回答都像珍珠般完美。

Yes. And again, you got really got a sense that he was not actually listening to the questions. Yeah. But every answer every answer is just a pearl.

他给我的印象是，无论坐在哪个食堂餐桌旁，他都会是最搞笑的那个人。

He strikes me as someone who would be, like, the funniest guy at every single, like, cafeteria table he sat down at.

我深有体会。和他合作项目时一起吃午饭，场面简直荒唐。

I have done that with him. Like, I've worked on projects with him where he's, you're having lunch together and ridiculous.

是啊太离谱了。说到合作，我得问问——你们要重启《魔法俏佳人》对吧？

Yeah. Ridiculous. Yeah. Speaking of working together, I gotta ask so so one of the things we're bringing back, you guys talk about Bewitched. Yeah.

我超爱《魔法俏佳人》。你喜欢这部电影吗？我看了20遍。特别喜欢是因为我小时候...

I love Bewitched. I love You like the movie Bewitched? I've seen it, like, 20 times. I really liked it because when I was

对我来说那是一段非常快乐的回忆，因为...是的，那些能参与其中工作的人们。没错。

It was a bit a very happy memory for me because I Yeah. The people who got to work on it. Yeah.

是啊，不，那是部有趣的电影。电影就该有趣。

Yeah. No. It's a fun movie. It's fun. Movies are fun.

它们本该让人开心，但现在都不好玩了。你懂我意思吗？不过...我不确定，我挺喜欢电视乐园之类的。

They're supposed to be fun. They're not fun anymore. You know what I mean? But I I don't know. I love like TV land and stuff.

所以当那个出来时，我就想，哦，对，我喜欢这些老节目。但你们想到了在贾维茨中心搞《神仙家庭》主题。

So when that came out, I was like, oh. Yeah. I like these old shows. But you guys had the idea to do Bewitched Khan at Javits Center.

就那部电影。

Just the movie.

就那部电影。

Just the movie.

《神仙家庭》主题。没错。那会非常有意思。

Bewitched Khan. Exactly. Yeah. That would be really fun.

会特别好玩。实地取景。就像郊游，懂吗？我们...

It would be really fun. Field piece. Field trip. You know? Let's As

把老班底聚起来。对，就是杰森·舒瓦兹曼、嗯...我和威尔、妮可...还有大卫·艾伦·格里尔。

you we get together the old cast. Yeah. So it'd be Jason Schwartzman Mhmm. And me and and Will and Nicole Yeah. And David Alan Greer.

天啊，那是我人生中最棒的经历之一——大卫·艾伦·格里尔，我记得他演《神仙家庭》的导演。由于我几乎每场戏都和他在一起，他没戏时我也休息，反之亦然。所以和大卫·艾伦·格里尔厮混，就在他拖车里待着，这人简直幽默到令人发指。

Yeah. Oh my god. That was one of the greatest experiences of my life is that David Alan Greer was I think he played the director of Bewitched. And because I was pretty much in every scene that he was in, if he was off, I was off and vice versa. So hanging out with David Alan Greer, like, just hanging out in his trailer, just agonizingly funny guy.

比如，没人像，我那个家伙，为什么他不是一直工作？如果这个行业——我称之为‘娱乐圈’——有犯罪事件发生，嗯。那一定是大卫·艾伦·格里尔没参演所有作品。对。对。

Like, no one like, I that guy, why is he not working constantly? There's if there's a crime going on in in the the industry, as I call it, and by the industry, I mean the biz Mhmm. Then it's that David Alan Greer isn't in everything. Yeah. Yeah.

戏剧和喜剧都能驾驭。他是他是那个他是最被低估的天才，我能想到的。

Dramatic and comedic. He's he's the he's the the he's the most underutilized genius that I that I can think of.

而且他也上过我们节目好几次了。我们有些超棒的片段。对。和DAG合作的一些精彩内容。是啊。为什么我们只是

And he's been on our show a bunch too. We've got some great Yes. Some great bits with DAG. Yeah. Why we just

播放他？

play him?

对。太好了。咱们播他的吧。

Yeah. Great. Let's play him.

我是说，威尔人很好之类的。

Mean, Will's nice and everything.

我们可以把他放在这期我们可以放在周六那期。对。来听听

We can put him on this we can put him on the Saturday. Yeah. Let's listen to

哦，我们还有周六播客？

Oh, we have Saturday pod?

我们有周六播客，周日播客。

We got Saturday pods, Sunday pods.

不是吧。我们真有周六播客？

No. We have Saturday pods?

我们一年365天都有节目。我们保持内容新鲜。

We have pods three hundred sixty five days a year. We keep it fresh.

嗯，这可是个大工程。是啊。我完全没想到这活儿这么大，贝卡。

Well, this is a big job. Yeah. I had no idea what a big job this was, Becca.

没错。但你有整个周末呢，别担心。

Yeah. But you have the weekend Don't worry

那个啊。对。我不想做...

about that. Yeah. I don't wanna do the

最后一个我正在录

last one I'm recording

是啊。

Yeah.

对。对。

Yeah. Yeah.

今天？好吧。

Today? Alright.

没错。这是个特别有趣的朋友特辑。

Yeah. This is a fun friend special.

是啊。太棒了。

Yeah. Great.

我得去小睡一会儿。

I gotta go take a nap.

好的。这里是威尔·法瑞尔，为您带来《深夜秀播客秀》的特别加长版。祝大家一周愉快。

Alright. This is Will Ferrell, a bonus version on the Late Show Pod Show. Have a great week, everybody.

我爱你们。女士们先生们，今晚的嘉宾你们一定认识，他出演过《王牌播音员》《塔拉迪加之夜》和《芭比》，现在主演《你被正式邀请》。大家都冷静点。

I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, you know my guest tonight from Anchorman, Talladega Nights, and Barbie. He now stars in You're Cauldually Invited. Let's just all calm down.

噢，我很冷静。

Oh, I'm calm.

噢，我超级冷静。

Oh, I'm super calm.

你看起来可不冷静。

You don't seem calm.

我死一般冷静。

I'm dead calm.

哦，真的吗？

Oh, really?

没错。但咱们把话说清楚——我的小甜心必须拥有她的大日子，谁也别想捣乱。不是你，不是那个连自己都管不住的死女人，谁都不行。

Yeah. But let's get something straight. My sweet little pumpkin's gonna have her special day, and no one's getting in the way of that. Not you, not some dead lady who can't keep her together. No one.

等到周六，如果我在码头看见的新娘不是我闺女，我就把新娘扔湖里。懂吗？扑通溅水花，贱人洗个澡。

And come Saturday, if I look out on that dock and that bride's not my baby girl, that bride's going in the lake. Okay? Splish splash, bitch taking a bath.

欢迎回到《深夜秀》，威尔·法瑞尔。你。我是唯一的。请从《从棚子上下来》到这里。对。

Please welcome back to The Late Show, Will Ferrell. You. I'm the only. Please, from Get Off The Shed to here. Right.

就是这样。对。就是这样。对。我刚在说《从棚子上下来》，那是你在《周六夜现场》的第一个小品吗？

There you go. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I was just saying from Get Off The Shed, is that your first sketch on SNL?

《从棚子上下来》。《从棚子上下来》。

Get Off The Shed. Get Off The Shed.

《从棚子上下来》。

Get Off The Shed.

对。到这里。到这里。对。从棚子上下来。

Yeah. To here. To here. Yeah. Get off the shed.

就是那个让我得到了这份工作。

That's what got me the job.

我知道。我看了你的试镜。

I know. I saw your audition.

非常温和有礼。对吧？

Very And I'm so mild mannered. Right?

对。你不会...我本以为镜头前...对。乏味

Yeah. You don't I expect that I'm camera gonna Yeah. Dull

像木板一样乏味。那确实挺乏味的。没错。

Dull as wooden board. That's pretty dull. Yep.

是啊。嗯。比喻也挺平淡的。对。没错。

Yep. Yeah. Pretty dull metaphor too. Yeah. Yeah.

见到你真高兴，自从看了你那部精彩的纪录片《威尔与哈珀》后，我就没机会和你聊聊了。太美好了。我真的很喜欢。太棒了。简直不可思议。

It is lovely to see you because I haven't had a chance to talk to you since I saw your fabulous documentary, Will and Harper. Was so beautiful. Really loved it. Incredible. It was incredible.

你和哈珀·斯蒂尔——我早年间就认识她，这部纪录片讲述两位朋友驾车穿越美国、试图理解彼此的故事，非常动人。谢谢你带来这部作品。很有启发性。

You and Harper Steele, who I know from the old days, just a beautiful documentary about two friends driving across the country and trying to understand each other. Thank you for that. That was inspired.

是啊。你。

Yeah. You.

真的很棒。

Was really nice.

非常感谢。而且，没错，这是我有幸参与过最棒的项目之一，每一秒都让我沉醉其中。

Thank you so much. And, yeah, one of the best things I ever got to be a part of and loved every second of it.

等不及想玩那个电子游戏了。

Cannot wait for the video game.

正在筹备中呢。我们正与EA Sports洽谈。不知道为什么是体育类。不过你可以问我有没有获得奥斯卡提名。

Well, that's in the works. We're in talks with EA Sports. I don't know why sports. Ask me if we got Oscar nominated.

你们提名了吗？纯粹好奇。这部纪录片太出色了，是我这些年看过最棒的纪录片之一。非常美好。

Did you? I'm just curious. That's such a good documentary. It's one of the best documentaries I've seen in years. It was beautiful.

它很应景，充满真情实感，让我深受启发。告诉我，奥斯卡提名感觉如何？

It was timely. It was heartfelt. I was inspired by it. Tell me, how was the Oscar nomination?

我们没拿到。

We didn't get it.

哦，我很遗憾...好吧，那些人。我知道。是的。谢谢你。学院。

Oh, I'm sorry about Well, those guys. I know. Yeah. Thank you. The Academy.

说出来。

Say it.

尤其是纪录片分会。对。纪录片。纪录片分会的...

Especially the Doc Branch. Yeah. The doc. The doc branch of

完全不是一类人？

the Totally different guys?

噢。你才不想跟纪录片分会混在一起。嗯哼。嗯哼。一群失败者。

Oh. You don't wanna hang out with the doc branch. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. What a bunch of losers.

几周前

Weeks I ago

希望他们今晚有人在场。嘿，如果你是纪录片分会的，去你的吧。

hope there's some of them here tonight. Hey, if you're a member of the doc branch, suck it.

几周前这事闹得沸沸扬扬。你去了洛杉矶国王队的冰球比赛对吧。然后你就这副打扮去的。就像这样。

A few weeks ago, this made a lot of news. You were at LA Kings hockey game. Right. And you went you went looking like this. This is like this.

没错。没别的理由。就是乐意。

Yep. Just because. Just because.

没什么特别原因。对。那就是我圣诞假期的目标。我就想打扮成巴迪小精灵的样子。

Just because. Yeah. That was that was my goal for the the the Christmas break. I just wanted to dress as Buddy the Elf.

我喜欢你儿子脸上的表情。对吧？是啊。他他——

I like the expression on your son's face. Right? Yeah. He's He's

已经对老爸的任何搞笑行为都麻木了。但你知道我依然热爱这种表演艺术，走出去与人互动。当然。想看看大家会有什么反应。没错。

so over dad trying to do anything funny anymore. But that you know that I'd still love the performance art aspect of getting out there and mixing it up. Sure. And seeing what the reaction would be. Sure.

效果太棒了。人们都在问：他这是在宣传什么？

And it was incredible. People are like, what is he promoting?

你喜欢吗？怎么回事？你完全——

Do you like What's going Are you totally

有人对我发火了。巴迪绝不会那样做。巴迪不可能抽烟。哇哦。

People got mad at me. Buddy would never do that. Buddy wouldn't smoke a cigarette. Wow.

你又不了解巴迪？你不认识巴迪？电影上映后巴迪经历了什么你根本不知道。

Well, don't know Buddy? You don't know Buddy? You don't know what's happened to Buddy since that movie came out.

是啊。我是说，有了人工智能，巴迪失业了。

Yeah. I mean, with AI, Buddy's out of a job.

真的吗？AI要取代小精灵了？

Really? AI is replacing the elves?

噢，没错。

Oh, yes.

你不知道我原来不知道这事。

You don't I didn't know that.

去北极看看就知道了。那里简直一片混乱。

Get up to the North Pole. You'll see. It's carnage up there.

还有这个。你另一个儿子也兴奋得不行。他发了这张照片——你打扮成伊丽莎白时代的贵族，在毕业舞会上让你儿子难堪。

Here's another one. You also this is a different son of yours being just thrilled. He posted this. You're dressed as an Elizabethan Lord with your son to embarrass him at prom. Yeah.

现在说说起源吧。

Now tell me about the origin Well, of

那纯粹是个巧合。那天正好是伊丽莎白服饰星期五。

that that just happened to be a coincidence. His his I was just it was Elizabethan garb Friday.

我每个月最后一个星期五都这么穿。

I do that the last Friday of the month. Sure.

碰巧那天晚上是毕业舞会。

It happened to be the same night as prom.

是啊。你们公司每个人都这么穿？对，全员统一着装。

Yeah. Everybody in your company, right, gets to do that? Yeah, everyone, that's everything.

没错。我回家时还穿着那套伊丽莎白服饰，突然想起'今晚是毕业舞会'

Yeah, sure. And I still had my Elizabethan garb on, and I came home, I'm like, oh, it's prom

就拍了张合照。你陪他去舞会了吗？

tonight, let's take a photo. Did you go with him to prom?

我护送了他，是的。到到里面那个

I escorted him, Yeah. To to inside the the

你进了那个事故现场？

You went inside in that accident?

我进去了，就在外围转了转。

I went inside and just hung around the perimeter.

你真的进去并待在那里了吗？不。就一会儿？不。不。我只是好奇。不。

Did you really go in and stay there No. For a little No. No. I was curious. No.

是的。你喜欢...我只是好奇当你那样做时，你出去前会紧张或焦虑吗？还是对你来说全是乐趣？我是说，就像，你知道的，两种情况。

Yeah. Do you like the I'm just curious when you do that, do you are you nervous or anxious before you go out or is it all just pleasure for you? I mean Like, know, as as you know, like both pictures.

是的。不。

Yeah. No.

这个，你知道，作为巴迪 是的。或者这个或任何事。

There This, you know, as Buddy Yeah. Or as this or or anything.

这有点考验你的勇气，因为我也不知道，我不想让国王队组织大肆宣扬，我想看看它是否能自然地传播开来。你想让它自然走红？是的，就想看看它是否真的会病毒式传播，结果确实如此，天哪，它真的火了。是的。

It It tests your mettle a little bit, because I also didn't know, I didn't want Kings organization to make a big deal about it, I wanted to see if it naturally kinda got out into the ecosystem. You wanted it just to go viral? Yeah, just to see if it truly would go viral, and sure enough, boy did it ever. Yeah.

是的。是的。那种做出重大选择并承担后果的感觉对吧。尴尬其实也不完全是坏事，那种尴尬感对我来说还挺好的。

Yeah. Yeah. That feeling of making a big choice and living Right. Embarrassment's actually not a bad part, the embarrassment kinda feels good to me.

有一群孩子在那场曲棍球比赛现场，我想他们是为国王队加油的，他们在通道里排队，当我扮成巴迪小精灵回到座位时，他们冲我大喊：巴迪！

There was a group of kids who were there at the hockey game, I think they were cheering on the Kings, so they were lining up in the tunnel, and I was coming back out as Buddy the elf to go to my seat, and they were like, Buddy! Screaming at me.

是的。

Yes.

巴迪没法停下来聊天。他得赶紧回座位，对吧。

And Buddy couldn't stop to talk. He had to get to his seat, yeah.

巴迪变了。

Buddy has changed.

巴迪变了。他得赶紧拿啤酒和香烟坐下。

Buddy has changed. He had to get his beer and his cigarette and sit down.

嘿，我和家人在一起呢。

Hey, I'm with my family.

是啊。别烦我。圣诞节都过去三周了。

Yeah. Leave me alone. Christmas was three weeks ago.

你年轻时干过这种事吗？比如穿奇装异服搞些公共戏剧表演，就为了让自己和别人都不痛快？

When you were younger, did you do this? Did you like, would you dress up and do things like sort of public theater to to upset yourself and others?

我觉得那是在试水，看看自己有没有搞喜剧的胆量，尽管我当时极力反对把它当职业。

I think it was testing the waters to see if I had the metal to get into comedy, even though I was radically against doing it as a profession.

你反对当个

You were against being a

喜剧演员。是的，因为我父亲是音乐人，我见识过娱乐行业多残酷。嗯哼。各位懂吧？音乐人这行，不是说有固定演出就稳了。

comedian. I was, because my father's a musician, I saw how tough the entertainment business is. Mhmm. I mean, right guys? Musician, it's not, I mean, you got a steady gig.

我是说。别搞砸了。但是

I mean. Don't blow it. But

这最多也就是勉强可行。确实。对吧？

it's tenuous at best. True. Right?

确实。而且我会，你知道，我爸爸演出一年后回家，然后突然间一切都没了，我就想，怎么会有人想要这样的生活？但我太爱喜剧了，所以我想办法，我不是戏剧社的，所以在大学里我会打扮成清洁工，拿着水桶和拖把打断我朋友的讲座课。又一次叼着点燃的烟。就这么大摇大摆进去。

True. And I would, you know, my dad would come home from playing a gig for a year and then all of sudden it was gone and I was like how, who wants that existence? But I loved comedy so much, so I think I found ways to kind of, I wasn't a theater kid, so I would do things like in college I would dress up like a janitor, and interrupt my buddy's lecture class with like a bucket and a mop. Once again a lit cigarette. And just roll in.

走进去，老师会说，需要帮忙吗？没人

Roll in and the teacher would say, can I help you? No one

在这里吐了。教授会说，没有。我就说，哦，抱歉，我是后勤部的。他们打电话说有人在这里吐了。

threw up in here. The professor would go, no. I'm like, well, sorry, I'm from physical plant. They gave me a call. That someone threw up in here.

你确定没人吐在这里？蒂莎，不会吧。我不知道你为什么在这儿。就为了逗后排两个朋友笑。然后我就走出去。

Are you sure no one threw up in here? Tisha, gonna, no. I don't know why you're here. And just to make two of my friends laugh in the back row. And then I just walk out.

是啊。那是什么时候变成，好吧，我要干这个的？

Yeah. When did that then turn into like, okay, I'm gonna do this?

其实直到大学毕业后才真正开始。那时候，事实上我以为自己会当体育解说员，所以我学的是体育新闻。

Not not really until after college. That, you know, I in fact, I thought I was gonna be like a sports caster, so I studied sports journalism.

但你打过球对吧？你打过。

But you played, right? You played.

我打过球。当然。我现在还保持着高中最多投篮命中的记录。谢谢。哇。

I played ball. Sure. I still hold the record in my high school for the most field goals made. Thank you. Wow.

射门得分。

Field goal.

多少个？对。比如，一个赛季里有多少？

How many Yeah. How like, in a season?

整个职业生涯，还是在一个赛季里？我想我大概踢进了30个左右。

In total Career, or in a I think think I kicked something like 30 field goals.

还不错。嗯？对，确实不赖。

That's not bad. Men? Yeah. That's not bad.

三年期间？当然。

Over the course of three years? Sure.

是啊，每年10个。我们当时挺差的。

Yeah. 10 a year. We were bad.

我们大四那年战绩是1胜8负1平。1-8-1？一胜八负一平。

How big was We were one-eight-one my senior year. One, one eight? One win, eight losses, one tie.

输这么多场还能有这么多射门得分。

That's a lot of field goals for that many losses.

没你想的那么多。我记得那年是7次尝试进了5个。

As much as you would think. I think it was five for seven that year.

好吧，明白了。

Yeah. Okay.

是啊。你以前喜欢运动吗？

Yeah. Were you a sports guy at all?

什么？运动？我倒是经常玩踢沙包。

What? Sports? I played a fair amount of hacky sack.

那也算运动吗？

Is that a sport?

说来好笑，因为我妻子

Well, that's funny because my wife

在佛蒙特州就算。

It is in Vermont.

没错。我们第一次约会时，我妻子...

Yes. My on our first date, my our my wife

你就是靠踢沙包追到她的？

Is that how you wooed her with the hacky sack?

他当时问，乔，你玩什么运动吗？对。

And he said, Joe, do you play any sports? Right.

而且这回答很诚实。

And and it was a true answer.

我提到说，我经常玩踢沙包。然后还跟她讲了我前一晚做的梦。天啊。居然还有第二次约会？我自己都想不通。

And I mentioned, I said, I play a lot of hacky sack. And then I told her about a dream I had the night before. My god. How was there a second date? I have no idea.

为什么会有第二次约会？我不断地倒酒。我不断地倒酒。对。对。

Why was there a second date? I kept the I kept the wine coming. I kept the wine coming. Yeah. Yeah.

这是个小镇。选择不多。你们是怎么认识的，怎么认识你妻子维维卡的？

It's a small town. There weren't a lot of choices. How did you meet, how'd meet Vivica, your wife?

其实我是在一个表演项目里认识她的，她在优秀组，而我在差生组。所以你

I met her in an acting program actually, and she was in the good group, and I was in the bad group. So you

当时是想，好吧如果我要干这行就得成为三栖全能人才

were trying to like, okay if I'm gonna do this I need to be a triple and threat

我在那里认识她，我们做了很多很多年的朋友，短暂交往过但

I met her there, we were just friends for years and years and years, dated a little bit but

没成。

Didn't take.

没成。后来兜兜转转又回到彼此身边，就像艾比

Didn't take. And then kind of doubled back to each other and what Ebby

和我认识大概，我们相遇前有七年都互相知道对方。

and I knew each other for like, we'd met for seven years before.

好吧。

Okay.

曾经完全不来电对吧，对。而且在我们相遇的那七年里，人们一直想撮合我们，而她总是疏远高冷的样子。对。在雪山之巅。好吧。当时我嗨了。

Once absolutely no vibe at Right, right. Yeah, and people have been trying to get us together for those seven years when we met, and she was like distant, icy Yeah. On a mountaintop. Okay. And I was high.

然后我说，是啊，我觉得我们不会来电的。嗯。我就走开了。七年后，我遇见了她，当时我就想，我要娶她。

And I went Yeah. I don't think we're gonna connect. Yeah. I walked away. And seven years later, met her and I went, I'm gonna marry her.

那一刻就像闪电般

That was like instantly when I

哇哦。是啊。不，我当时就知道她是那个人。

saw Wow. Yeah. No, I knew she was the one.

看我的故事多精彩。是啊，那确实不错。不是比赛。显然这不是比赛。我只是说我全都得到了。

Look how good my story was. Yeah, that was good. Not a contest. It's not a contest, obviously. I'm just saying I got it all.

我得到了'哇'，然后你得到了'嗯'。是啊。我在想，为什么他们没能走到一起

I got a aw and then and you got a know. Yeah. I wonder how, I wonder why they didn't get Well together the

不是所有都是'哇'，有些是

they're not all aws, some of them

是啊，生活中就是如此。不过

are Yeah, in life. But

今年八月我们就结婚二十五周年了。

this year in August we'll have been married twenty five years.

哦，太棒了。恭喜啊，好男人。好男人。我得提一下，三十一年，三十一年。哇哦。

Oh that's fantastic. Congratulations, good man. Good man. I do want to point out thirty one, thirty one years. Woah.

三十一年。再次声明，不是比赛。但我就像

Thirty one years. Again, not a contest. But I'm like

感觉像一场比赛。我们必须

It feels like a contest. We have to

稍作休息。我们马上回来继续与威尔·法瑞尔的节目。嘿，大家看，是威尔·法瑞尔。

take a quick break. We'll be right back with more Will Ferrell, everybody. Hey, everybody. Look at that. It's Will Ferrell.

今年是《魔法娇妻》上映二十周年纪念。哦。

This is the twentieth anniversary. This year is the twentieth anniversary of Bewitched. Oh.

电影《魔法娇妻》。

The movie the movie Bewitched.

我们再来一次。对。今年是电影《魔法娇妻》二十周年纪念。哦。人们超爱这部片子。

Let's try it again. Yeah. This is the twentieth anniversary this year of the movie Bewitched. Oh. People love it.

超爱。他们一提到《魔法娇妻》就说，对对，就是妮可·基德曼演的那部电影。人们会问

Love it. Love they think Bewitched they go, yeah. Yeah. The movie with Nicole Kidman. People ask

妮可·基德曼关于她的作品殿堂时，她总是把《魔法娇妻》排在第一位。

Nicole Kidman about the pantheon, the body of work. Yes. She always lists Bewitch as number one.

没错。她来上节目时就坐那儿，我说我们其实合作过电影，都参演了《魔法娇妻》，她一脸震惊说，什么？你演过《魔法娇妻》？对。

Yes. We had her on, she was sitting right there and I said you know we're in a movie together, we were both in Bewitched and she went, what? Are you you were in Bewitched, Yeah.

我是说你当时在编剧团队里表现很棒。

I mean you you you we had a great you were part of the writers room.

对。我确实是官方编剧之一。看，这是我，照片最边上那个是我，穿绿色毛衣的那个是你。

Yeah. That was officially one of the writers. Yeah. This is this is me. I'm me on the me over all the way here and there's you in the green sweater right there.

那就是我。那是2020年前的事了。对，三年前的我打扮得像Wilco乐队的成员。还有我最喜欢的——

That's me. That's twenty twenty years ago. Yeah. Three years ago me dressed like a member of Wilco. And do you my favorite one of my favorite

那可真是

it was a lot

一段欢乐时光。我在那儿待了52天，结果电影里只出现了45秒。

of fun. I was there for fifty two days and I think I showed up in forty five seconds of the film.

没错，确实。那是个超长的拍摄周期，特别漫长。

Right. Right. Yeah. That was a long shoot. That was Super long.

我记得是75天。

Seventy five days, I believe.

对。相比之下《奥本海默》只拍了50天。

Yeah. Yeah. Or a think Oppenheimer took fifty days to shoot.

《魔法奇缘》？确实。不过我们需要那么长时间。是的，需要全部

Bewitched? Yeah. Yeah, mean, we needed it, though. Yes. Needed all

我一直想问你这件事，我们之前应该没聊过。电影里有这么一个瞬间——那是你饰演的达伦第一次

I've those always wanted to ask you about this. I don't think we've ever discussed this before. There is a moment in the movie, and it's the very first time that your character, who's playing Darren

对。我演达伦。考虑到观众都看过，我直接说了。

Yes. Your character Now, for those of you I know everyone's seen it. But I play Darren.

是的。

Yes.

但这是——但我们——但我在电视剧版本里。

But it's the but we're but I'm in the TV version.

这是部翻拍《神仙家庭》电视剧的电影。你演达伦。对。而她演萨曼莎。

It's a movie about this a remake of the TV show of Bewitched. And you're playing Darren. Yes. And and she's playing Samantha.

但我是电影里的演员。我是电视剧里扮演达伦的演员。

But I'm an actor in the movie. I'm an actor playing Darren in the TV show.

对。你是演员。对。你是个扮演演员的演员。是的。

Right. You're an actor. Right. You are an actor playing an actor. Yes.

在里面。好吧。但问题是——我是演员。这是你角色第一次（如果你在好奇的话）。

In it. Okay. So But here's the thing. I'm an actor. This is the first time your character If you were wondering.

这是——在你们第一次对戏的场景里。你们作为女巫首次同场演出。对。这应该是你们浪漫邂逅并坠入爱河的瞬间。没错。

This is the in in the scene where you guys act together for the first time. You're doing your first scene together as the witch. Yeah. This is supposed to be the moment when like either you meet cute and you fall in love. Yeah.

妮可·基德曼在摄影棚那头，我和其他扮演编剧的人坐在监控区看第一场戏。而你，威尔·法瑞尔，去演达伦和妮可对戏。拍完后还记得你过来和我们说了什么吗？

Nicole Kidman's over there like across the studio and me me and all the other people playing the writers at Video Village watching the first scene. And you, Will Ferrell, to go play the Darren to go be in the scene with Nicole. And when the scenes over, do you remember what you came and said to us?

不，完全没印象。

No. I have no idea.

你走过来是因为——当那场戏开始，当诺拉喊开机时

You came over to us because when she when the scene started and when Nora said action

诺拉，对。埃夫隆。

Nora Yeah. Ephron.

诺拉·艾芙隆喊了开拍。我们明白了为什么妮可·基德曼是电影明星。是的。因为她一喊开拍，就像打开了某个开关。哦，没错。

Nora Ephron called action. We saw why Nicole Kidman was a movie star. Yeah. Because the moment she called action, she flipped some switch. Oh, yeah.

她瞬间变成了最迷人美丽的女人。她本就是个美人。是的。绝对。但某种超自然的事情发生了。

She became the most alluring and beautiful woman. She's a beautiful woman. Yeah. Absolutely. But something preternatural happened.

是啊。

Yeah.

完全正确。我们拍了那场戏。对。我们所有人都像陷入对她饰演角色的狂热渴望中，几乎无法呼吸。真的。

Absolutely. We did the we did the scene. Yeah. And all of us are like in a fever of desire for the character that she's playing and and we can't we can barely breathe. Right.

没人互相说破，因为在片场有这种感觉很奇怪。然后你走过来问，刚才那里发生了什么？我们都回答，我不知道。她说，我...我...我几乎记不住任何台词。是的。我无法从她的眼神中抽离。

None of us are saying to each other because like that's a weird feeling to have on And the you walked over and you went, what the just happened out there? And we all went, I don't know. She was like, I I I couldn't I could barely I couldn't remember any of my lines. Yeah. I couldn't get out of her eyes.

什么？不会吧。

What No.

刚才发生了什么？

The just happened?

就像有个外星生物降临，告诉我们一切都会好起来的。

It was like an alien being had come and told us everything's gonna be okay.

没错。是的。那太不可思议了。

Yes. Yeah. It was extraordinary.

是啊，她

Yeah, She

她做到时，整个人简直在发光。对啊，你怎么不行？我做不到。

did this, she literally like glowed from the Yeah. Why can't you do that? I can't.

听着，我在努力了，我觉得我能行的。哦好吧。总有一天会的。好吧。

Look, I'm working on it and I think I'm gonna get there. Oh okay. Eventually. Alright.

他们要办个盛大派对。我还

They're having a big party. I still

有时间。大派对在哪儿？

got time. Where's the big party?

给《魔法俏佳人》的周年派对？哦哦。16号在30 Rockefeller那边？好像大家都会聚齐。

For Bewitch? The anniversary party? Oh, oh. Over on 30 Rock on the sixteenth? Think everybody's getting together.

所有明星都会来参加

All the stars are getting together for

是在Jacob Javits中心。整个Jacob Javits都会响彻《魔法俏佳人》的声音。BewitchCon？对，BewitchCon。

It's the Jacob Javits. The entire Jacob Javits sound. BewitchCon? Yes, BewitchCon.

所有人都会打扮成我的样子

Everyone's gonna show up dressed like me and

和原版剧集无关，就电影版。大家都会

do with the original show, just the movie. Everyone's

扮成史蒂夫·卡瑞尔，对。演保罗的那个。

dressed up as Steve Carell, Yes. As Paul Yeah.

很多罐

Lot of Can

要我展示妮可·基德曼是怎么跟我道别的吗？哦，拜托。好吧。是的。所以我杀青了。

I show you how Nicole Kidman said goodbye to me? Oh, please. Okay. Yeah. So I'm wrapped.

我比所有人都先杀青。不知道为什么。我提前几天就拍完了。她一直非常友善亲切，你知道的，整个合作期间都是。然后他们说，好，斯蒂芬·科尔伯特的部分杀青了。

I'm wrapped before everybody. I don't know why. I'm wrapped early, like a couple days before other people. And she's been very nice and very gracious, you know, the whole time we've been working there. And they go, Okay, that's a wrap on Stephen Colbert.

这时候你总会有点...停顿。她是这么做的：她站起来说我们一起做这个。然后我说，嘿，认识你真是太美好了。而她就像...哦别这样。我就说，哦这真是太棒了，太棒了。

And you always get a little And pause like so this is what she does. She goes stand up we'll do this together. She goes and I said hey it was so it was so lovely meeting you and I'll be her. She was like oh how oh it was so no don't do it. I was like oh it was so wonderful it was so wonderful.

我度过了非常美好的时光。哦，你太棒了。非常感谢。然后她就走开了。始终没碰我的手。

I had such a wonderful time. Oh, were so great. Thank you so much. And then she walked away. Never touched my hand.

我就站在那里低头看着自己的手臂。然后有个灯光师说，看来这就是妮可·基德曼的道别方式。我在想...不知道，像是灵气疗法之类的。

And I just stood there looking down at my arm. And then there was a grip like holding the light. This he goes, guess that's how Nicole Kidman says goodbye. I wonder I don't know, was like Reiki or something.

我记得她告诉过我她确实学过按摩。不，真的，我发誓。在我们...她学过，不知道是不是在...某个时期。她学过按摩技巧。

I remember she told me she did learn how to do massage. No. Yes, I swear to God. While we were She doing the had learned, not, I don't know if it was during, but- At some point. She had learned to do massage techniques Yeah.

作为，我不知道

As a, I don't

一种自我提升吧。所以可能她只是在感知能量之类的

know, enrichment. And so maybe she was just sensing through there and like

那很好，那是

That is good, that is

史蒂文，史蒂文，你真是才华横溢。但本，你的下一个项目是什么？你接下来在忙什么？保重，亲爱的。嗯哼。

Steven, Steven, you're so gifted. But Ben, what's your next project? What's what are you working on next? Take care, love. Uh-huh.

是啊。

Yeah.

没错。她刚才简直 正是。那太诡异了。那真的很棒。是的。

Yeah. Was she just Exactly. That's spooky. That was really good. Yeah.

我们得再休息一下，但马上回来继续与威尔·法瑞尔的访谈。嘿各位，我们回来了，这位是《诚挚邀请》的主演威尔·法瑞尔。你和瑞茜·威瑟斯彭合作了新电影。是的。

We have to take another break here, but we'll be right back with more Will Ferrell. Hey, everybody. We're back with the star of your cordially invited, Will Ferrell. You're in a new movie with Reese Witherspoon. Yes.

片名叫《诚挚邀请》。我 对。你愿意 帮我个忙。不。你知道的，如果你继续，这是你的电影。

It's called your cordially invited. I'll Yeah. You wanna Just help me out. No. You know, if you go ahead, it's your movie.

不想表现得像

Don't wanna like

抢戏 我是被诚挚邀请的。

jump I'm cordially invited.

我想在这里抢你的风头。所以这是关于婚礼的。

I wanna steal your glory here. So it's about weddings.

我想在人群涌入前赶到贾维茨中心。这是关于 签约展位的

I wanna get to the Javits Center before it gets many people get there. It's about it's signing about booth,

通过

by

我们得签一大堆周边商品。天啊。好吧。

the We gotta sign a lot of merch. God. Okay.

那该多有意思？说真的，在厨师旁边，就像去动漫展一样。

How much fun would that be? Honestly, be at the Chefs and like, just to go to Comic Con.

后面挂个横幅。要么是你，要么是我。我们在签威尔菲尔！

With a banner behind it. It's you or me. And we're signing Wilfel

《家有仙妻》里的。对，我们在签名。

from Bewitched. Yeah, we're signing.

但括号注明是电影版《家有仙妻》，签周边商品。

But Bewitched in parentheses the movie, signing merch.

就是这样。嗯哼。对。而且我们不会签任何严肃的东西。任何伊丽莎白·蒙哥马利相关的？

There you go. Uh-huh. Yeah. And we won't sign anything Anything serious. Dish Anything Elizabeth Montgomery?

抱歉。不签。

Sorry. Nope.

去别处签吧。所以

Take it somewhere else. So

这是关于一对情侣的。

it's about a couple.

两场婚礼。我女儿要结婚了。瑞茜·威瑟斯彭的妹妹也要结婚了。同一天在同一个目的地预订的。你懂的。

It's two weddings. My daughter's getting married. Reese Witherspoon's sister's getting married. Booked on the same date at the same destination. You know.

就是这样。对，那里有两个公羊队的按钮头。

There you go. Yeah. Like two Rams button heads right there.

两个公羊队的按钮头。没错。而且哦，情况会变得疯狂。我不是随便说说，真的会变得很疯狂。

Two Rams button heads. Yep. And oh, it gets crazy. I'm not just saying that. It really gets crazy.

你不是随便

You're not just

说说。我不是随便，我绝不会凭空乱说。我是认真的，情况会变得疯狂。

saying that. I'm not just, I would never come on your own just say stuff. I mean it, it gets crazy.

好吧，我们知道有很多

Well we know how There's a lot

笑声。我也不是随便说说的。

of laughs. I'm not just saying that either.

很多笑声。好吧，就算你是随便说的也没关系。

A lot of laughs. Okay, it would be okay if you did.

不，我是认真的。有很多笑声。

No. I mean it. There's a lot of laughs.

好的。很好。对。对。谁的笑料更多？

Okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Who gets more laughs?

你还是里斯？

You or Reese?