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你好。
Hi there.
我是比利·欣德尔，负责为《马格努斯协议》中的艾丽丝配音。
Billy Hindle here, the voice of Alice in the Magnus Protocol.
特此通知大家，Rusty Quill 将于今年5月29日至31日在伯明翰NEC举办的英国游戏博览会上亮相。
I'm here to let you know that Rusty Quill will be attending UK Games Expo at the Birmingham NEC this May 29 to May 31.
我们联合 Monte Cook Games 和 Indie Boards and Cards，将带来两场免费演出。
We are hosting two free shows along with our friends at Monte Cook Games and Indie Boards and Cards.
如果你去博览会上的 Monte Cook 游戏展台，就可以亲自体验《马格努斯档案》角色扮演游戏和《马格努斯协议》悬疑游戏，还能带一份回家。
If you come along to the Monte Cook game stand at the expo, you will be able to demo the Magnus archives role playing game and the Magnus Protocol mysteries game and grab a copy for yourself.
更多关于我们演出的信息，请访问 rustyquill.com/expo。
You can find out more about our shows at rustyquill.com/expo.
网址是 rustyquill.com/expo。
That's rustyquill.com/expo.
参加英国游戏博览会需要购票，但进入会场后，Rusty Quill 的演出和体验活动完全免费，先到先得。
You will need a ticket for entry to the UK Games Expo, but once inside, Rusty Quill shows and demos are 100% free on a first come, first served basis.
大家好。
Hi, everyone.
我是Lowri，为《Magnus Protocol》中的Celia配音。
It's Lowri, voice of Celia in the Magnus Protocol.
今天，我们要为大家带来RQ网络旗下播客《Gals and Goblins》的一集精彩内容。
Today, we are sharing an exciting episode from one of the podcasts on the RQ Network, Gals and Goblins.
《Gals and Goblins》是一档实际游玩的桌面角色扮演游戏播客，大致遵循龙与地下城的规则，但完全遵循‘酷就对了’的原则。
Gals and Goblins is a actual play TTRPG podcast that loosely follows the rules of Dungeons and Dragons and strictly follows the rule of cool.
今天是开学第一天。
It's the first day of school.
在这一集《登上猫头鹰校车》中，认识这群女孩。
In this first episode titled All Aboard the Owlcat Bus, meet the gals.
Sawyer Cinderfoot、Lilly Percifield、Morroghan Starr、Esther of House Ruadon，还有Beans，她们将一起踏上前往Frogmont女子冒险学院的首次冒险。
Sawyer Cinderfoot, Lilly Percifield Morroghan Starr Esther of House Ruadon and Beans as they embark on their first adventure together on their way to Frogmont Adventuring Academy for young women.
她们能顺利到达Lorelai村吗？
Will they make it to Lorelai Village?
他们在艾德里瓦尔魔法世界里的第一次冒险会遇到什么？
What will they encounter on their first adventure in the magical realm of Eldrivale?
他们自己也不确定未来会怎样，但可以肯定的是，一路上肯定有无数笑料和深厚的友情。
They don't know exactly what the future holds, but we can assure you there will be shenanigans and friendship galore.
想听更多精彩剧集？在你常用的播客平台搜索《Gals and Goblins》就行。
To listen to more brilliant episodes, search Gals and Goblins wherever you listen to podcasts.
点击节目说明里的链接，或者访问 rustyquill.com 获取更多信息。
Click the link in the show notes or find more information at rustyquill.com.
祝你听得好，享受这一集。
Have fun and enjoy the episode.
欢迎收听《Gals and Goblins》，这是一档 loosely 遵循龙与地下城规则、但严格遵循‘酷炫至上’原则的冒险播客。
Welcome to Gals and Goblins, an adventure podcast that loosely follows the rules of Dungeons and Dragons and strictly follows the rules of cool.
我是你的游戏主持人，贾里德·沃辛克尔。
I am your Gobble Master, Jared VosWinkel.
和我一起的还有各位女孩，莉莉·佩西菲尔德。
And with me are the gals, Lilly Percifield.
萨沃·辛德脚，弗罗格蒙学院未来的奥卡诺球冠军。
Sawyer Cinderfoot, the future Arcanoball champion of Frogmont Academy.
没错。
Hell yeah.
玛迪·拉姆。
Maddie Lam.
莫罗根·斯塔尔，弗罗格蒙学院最可爱的混乱小能手。
Morroghan Starr, Frogmont's cutest dose of chaos.
坎贝尔·达菲。
Campbell Duffy.
来自鲁阿东家族的埃斯塔，风暴崖领主夫妇的第十五个孩子。
Esta of House Ruadon, the fifteenth child of the Lord and Lady of Stormbreak.
还有奥利维亚·罗斯·麦凯恩。
And Olivia Rose McCain.
beans 正朝
Beans, running towards
学校的铃声像猫在地狱里惨叫一样刺耳。
the school bell like cat deaths of hell.
好了。
All right.
前往艾德里瓦尔王国。
To the realm of Eldrivale.
仅仅几十年前，这片魔法大陆因一件神秘物品，陷入了星辰与地狱之间的战争。
Only decades ago, the magical continent was plunged into war between the stars and the hells over a mysterious object.
为了培养下一代，艾德里瓦尔家族把孩子送往各大冒险学院，参与意义重大的任务。
To prepare future generations, the family of Eldrivale send their children to the great adventuring academies on quests of profound importance.
但经过多年的和平，这些学院早已失去了昔日的辉煌。
However, after years without conflict, these schools have delved into shells of their former prestige.
我们的故事始于四位意想不到的英雄。
Our story begins with four unlikely heroes.
等等。
Oh, wait.
这还挺可爱的。
That's cute.
好的。
Alright.
太阳刚刚开始升起。
So the sun is just starting to rise.
我们看到粉红色和橙色的阳光从地平线上透出来。
We see rays of pink and oranges peering over the horizon.
路边站着一个小个子女孩，旁边立着一块牌子，上面画着一个像青蛙的生物，叫癞蛤蟆怪。
We see a little halfling girl standing on the side of a road next to a sign with a frog like creature on it called a bullywug.
这个小个子女孩叫索耶·辛德脚。
The halfling's name is Sawyer Cinderfoot.
莉莉，你能描述一下你的角色吗？
Lilly, would you like to describe your character?
索耶是个圆滚滚、敦实的小个子。
Sawyer is a very round, stout halfling.
她梳着两条粗粗的辫子，刘海齐平地垂在额前，圆圆的脸蛋泛着红润，戴着一副圆形金属框眼镜。
She has two thick braids and bangs that cut straight across her forehead and then she has round rosy cheeks and round wire glasses.
她身上穿着一件旧的Frogmont字母夹克，盖在制服外面，从右肩后方隐约露出一把装饰华丽的长剑剑柄。
She's wearing a hand me down Frogmont letterman jacket over her uniform and from behind her right shoulder, kind of poking out, is the handle of an ornate longsword.
没错，太棒了。
Hell, yeah.
描述得真好。
Great, great description.
好的。
Okay.
而且她
And she
正在微微发抖。
is vibrating.
你平时只见过这个普通的公交站，就是你上学时停靠的那一个。
So you've only ever really seen the regular bus stop here, the one that you're at, whenever it took you to school.
它到的时间比你现在等的要晚得多。
It comes much later than the time that you're at.
这会儿天还特别早。
It's very early in the morning.
但录取信上明明让你来这个公交站报到。
But this is where the acceptance letter told you to go, to be at the bus stop.
萨沃现在心里在想什么？
What is Sawyer thinking right now?
你说你都紧张得发抖了，对吧？
Like, you said you're vibrating and stuff.
你这个小半身人脑子里到底在转什么念头？
What's going on in that little halfling head of yours?
萨沃可能正在想今晚日记要写些什么。
Sawyer is kind of going over I think she's going over what she's gonna write in her journal tonight.
明白了。
Okay.
如果你走过去问她今天到目前为止过得怎么样，她会说
And if you were to come up and ask her what her day has looked like so far, she would say
这时候，有个事情突然打断了她的思绪。
Something interrupts this thought real quick.
给我一个感知检定。
Give me a perception check.
哦。
Oh.
我来。
Sub I.
这时候，你开始感觉到一种怪怪的情绪。
At this point, you start getting like a weird feeling.
有点像是同情，或者类似的感觉。
Like, kind of in the pity or something.
你就觉得哪儿不对劲，但又说不清那到底是什么感觉。
Like, you're like You don't know what the feeling is.
是不是那种，我是不是紧张得不敢去？
Is it like, oh, am I nervous to go?
会不会出什么事？
Is something gonna happen?
你开始有点儿心神不宁，说不清是什么感觉。
Like, what's Like, you start kinda feeling uneasy.
是的。
Yeah.
不是。
No.
就是那个念头，我能
Just the thought I Can
让你觉得压力很大
get you feel pressed the
好像有人在盯着你似的？
like someone is maybe, like, watching you or something?
你打算做什么？
What do you wanna do?
我想问问，有没有什么地方可以绕一下，比如找找看有没有公交站，能让我躲到后面？
I guess, are there any Just kind of whirl around and maybe, like, check Is there kind of, like, a bus stop that I can look behind?
这么说吧，整个街区都在你身后。
Like So Like To describe it a little bit more, the the entire, like, neighborhood is behind you.
那些小房子，几乎都是一个模子刻出来的。
So those little hobbit holes that are kinda cookie cutter houses almost.
如果有人在盯着你，你大概会觉得，唯一能藏身的只有身后那些房子。
So if something was watching you, you would think the only way of cover would be from the houses behind you.
明白了。
Okay.
真怪。
Weird.
我想我不该擅闯，但能不能悄悄过去看看？
I guess I don't wanna I don't wanna trespass, but can I kinda can I just kinda creep up over there and
是吗？
Yeah?
所以，当你转身时，会看到一个高大的身影从屋顶和山丘上跳下来，但你其实看不太清。
So, well, I'm gonna say, so as you turn around, you see this large figure jumping from the tops of the houses, like the hills over, And you can't really see.
不过当它靠近时，你能听到它动作有力，非常敏捷。
But as it gets close Like, you hear it is strong and very agile.
你看到它身上有两个漂浮发光的光球。
You see two floating, glowing orbs that are on this thing.
我要朝它大喊一声。
I'm gonna yell up at it.
嘿，你也是去青蛙山吗？
Hey, are you going to Frogmont too?
我在等他们来接我。
I'm waiting I'm waiting for them to pick me up.
这东西突然加速，你这才发现它背上长着翅膀，还有像大猫一样的爪子。
This thing, like, picks up speed, and you also see that it has, like, wings on its back, and you now see that it has these paws that are like a big cat.
它还有像鸟一样的爪子从身体里伸出来。
And it has these talons that are like a bird coming out of it.
它的脸长得像一只棕褐色的猫头鹰，那些发光的光球就是它的眼睛。
And its face looks like a tawny owl, and the glowing orbs are its eyes.
它的表情很温和，那张小猫头鹰的脸，背上还驮着个像公交车一样的东西，它一跳、一跳、再一跳，直到停到你身边。
And it has this kind look to its face, its little owl face, and on its back is this bus like thing, And it gets It just jumps and jumps and jumps and jumps until it gets up next to you.
奇怪的是，里面居然真有个像公交车的车厢，有个小精灵，长着尖尖的长耳朵，鼻子小小的，脸上戴着一副厚得像瓶子一样的眼镜。
And you see that, weirdly enough, there is an inside to it that looks like a bus, And there is a little goblin who has long pointy ears and a tiny nose, and he has these thick glasses on his face that are like bottles, basically.
它停在公交站，那小精灵就喊：‘所有人上车！’
They pull up to the bus stop and he goes like, like, all aboard.
哦，你好。
Oh, hey.
你也是去青蛙山吗？
Looks like you are going to Frogmont.
是的。
Yeah.
快上来吧。
Get on in.
谢谢。
Thanks.
你往上走的时候，那只猫头鹰般的生物内部会慢慢展开，毛茸茸的楼梯自动形成，你爬上去后，那个小精灵伸出手说，
As you get up, like, the little The This owl cat, like, the inside, like, opens up and, like, these stairs kind of form out of fur And you climb on in and this little goblin reaches his hand and he goes,
嗨。
hi.
我叫吉尔博。
My name's Gilbo.
嗨，吉尔博。
Hi, Gilbo.
我叫索耶。
My name's Sawyer.
很高兴认识你。
It's very nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你。
Nice to meet you.
我要去青蛙山。
I'm I'm going to Frogmont.
哦，那我送你去青蛙山吧。
Oh, well, I'm going I mean, I guess, I'll take you to Frogmont.
我会尽量把你送到离青蛙山最近的地方。
Well, I'll get you as close as I can to Frogmont.
不过，你确实是往青蛙山的方向去了。
But, yeah, you're on your way to Frogmont.
哇，真的吗。
Oh, wow.
我简直不敢相信。
I can't believe it.
太感谢你了。
Thank you so much.
你坐上这辆猫头鹰巴士上毛茸茸的座位，车子就出发了。
You sit down in one of the fur covered seats on this Owlcat bus, and you guys take off.
我们现在要转到山腰上，那里有一些悬在悬崖边的码头，我们就在那儿安顿下来。
We are now going to transition to this mountainside, where we settle in on some docks that are hanging off the side of the cliff.
看着像是货运码头，但它们自己也有公交站。
And it looks like shipping docks, but they have their own bus stops.
坎贝尔，你能描述一下你的角色吗？
Campbell, would you like to describe your character?
埃斯塔是个非常高大的精灵。
Esta is a very tall elf.
她耳朵短小尖尖的，脸型细长，眼睛是明亮的蓝色，留着你见过最长的金发。
She has short, little pointed ears, very long features, bright blue eyes, and the longest blonde hair you've ever seen.
她头顶上有复杂的编发，穿着一件银蓝色的衬衫，领口扣子上方还系着一个小蝴蝶结。
She has very intricate braids at the top of her head, and she is wearing sort of a silvery blue shirt with a little bow at the top of the buttons.
所以你现在就站在这些码头边上。
So you're standing at these kind of docks.
一共有四个公交站。
There is four bus stops.
最远的那个离你最远。
There's one that's furthest away from you.
你根本看不清它上面写的是什么。
You can't really discern what it is.
它是黄铜做的，但满是污垢，脏兮兮的，好像几十年都没人碰过它了。
It gets made out of brass, but it's dirty, and it's grimy, and it looks like no one's even looked at it in who knows how many years.
离你近一点的是个巨大的黑色岩石，上面隐约能看到一块牌子，写着‘布林斯通学院’。
There's one closer to you that is a large black rock formation, and you can kind of see a sign on it that says Brimstone Academy.
再往你左边一点，是个漂亮的金色标牌，配着浅蓝色装饰，上面写着‘女武神高中’。
And then the one that's further to your left is this beautiful golden sign with these light blue accents that says Valkyrie High on it.
正对着你的那个则是个很小的木牌，破破烂烂的，上面画着一只牛蛙怪。
And then the one in front of you is this very small, wooden, uncared for sign that has a picture of a bullywug on it.
我正站在所有这些标牌前面
I'm kind of standing in front of all
它们中的每一个。
of them.
我可以选择乘坐那辆开往威瑟比的公交车，
I can either choose the bus stop that's going to take me to Weaselby Mhmm.
在那里我得读六年书，然后才被转到瓦尔基里高中，我那十四个哥哥姐姐都去过那里。
Where I would have to attend for attend school for six years before being transferred to Valkyrie, where all of my 14 older siblings have gone.
你独自一人站在这个码头上。
You are completely alone on this dock.
那你是否慢慢走向
And so do you walk up to the
我得小心翼翼地走向青蛙镇那站，因为我知道，李，这地方有多危险。
Very carefully walk up to the Frogmont one, because I realize, Lee, how Yeah.
它有多摇晃。
How rickety it is.
没错。
Yeah.
但你就这么走上前，牌子就在脚边，刚靠近边缘，一阵强风扑面而来，一只巨大的猫头鹰般的生物从你面前飞过，盘旋一圈，然后稳稳落在码头正前方。
But So you walk up to it, and the sign is at your feet, and as soon as you get close to the edge, this rush of wind goes over you as this giant owl cat thing flies in front of you, circles around, and then lands right in front of the dock.
接着你看到里面有个地精和一个半身人。
And then you see a little goblin and a halfling inside.
地精问：‘是去Frogmont吗？’
And the goblin says, Frogmont?
对，麻烦了。
Yes, please.
好的。
Alright.
快上来吧。
Get on in.
我走了进去。
I step in.
你们现在能互相看见了吗？
Do y'all y'all see each other now?
你们
What do you
你好。
Hi.
你一定是去弗罗格蒙特的吧。
You must be going to Frogmont.
是的。
Yes.
你好。
Hello.
真厉害。
Wow.
我叫索耶。
I'm Sawyer.
很高兴认识你。
Nice to meet you.
我是埃斯塔。
I'm I'm Esta.
很高兴认识你。
Nice to meet you too.
你一定特别兴奋吧。
I bet you're so excited.
我也是。
I am too.
别被我的校队夹克吓到了。
And don't let my letterman jacket freak you out.
他们肯定会给你发制服的。
I'm sure they'll have a uniform for you.
这其实是我妈的。
This is actually my mom's.
是别人穿过的旧衣服。
It's a hand me down.
太好了。
That's wonderful.
我可以坐你旁边吗？
Do you mind if I sit next to you?
当然可以。
Oh, yeah.
没问题。
Sure.
来吧。
Come on.
好的。
Okay.
接下来，我们将进入这片茂密的森林。
And with that, we are going to transition over to this dense forest.
这里有许多高大的树，上面开着会发光的花和藤蔓。
There are these very tall trees that have these bioluminescent flowers and vines.
到处都是城堡。
A lot of castles.
这片森林特别美，氛围也很梦幻。
Very pretty forest y kind of vibe going on.
我们看到许多树叶从树上飘落，接着来到一个孤零零的公交站，上面还蹲着一只蛙怪。
We see a bunch of leaves falling from these trees, and we go to a, singular bus stop with a, bullywug on it.
麦迪，你能描述一下你的角色吗？
Maddie, would you like to describe your character?
好的。
Yeah.
洛蕾莱，是个可爱的小精灵。
Lorelai she's a cute little elf.
她身高大约一米七，因为一直在森林里跑来跑去，浑身亮晶晶的。
She's around five'eight and she's definitely shiny from running through the forest.
她有一对中等长度的精灵耳朵，跟她的脸比起来显得特别大。
She's got like these medium length elf ears that like are definitely disproportional to her face size.
她有一头长长的红发，眼睛是鲜亮的绿色，就像周围的森林一样。她喜欢穿绿色的斗篷和衣服，好和森林融为一体，脸上还点缀着不少雀斑。
She's got this really long red hair, and these really bright green eyes, like the forest around her, and she likes to wear like green capes, and green clothes, to like match the forest, and she's got a sprinkle of freckles all throughout her face.
太棒了。
Awesome.
好的。
Okay.
所以，莫罗根，你站在森林里，突然听到周围有种子掉到地上的声音。
So Morroghan, you're standing there in the forest, and you start hearing seeds hitting the ground around you.
你抬头一看，因为有一颗种子差点砸到你头上，发现这颗种子比其他的要大一些。
You look up, because one barely misses your head, and you see this kind of bigger seed.
它大概只有你手掌一半大小，正缓缓飘落，顶端还冒出一截嫩芽，两边长着两片叶子，像螺旋桨一样转着往下飘。
It's still probably half the size of your palm, and it's like flittering down as it has kind of a sprout coming out of its the top of it, and it has these two leaves that are kind of acting as propellers as it floats down.
你还注意到，它居然长着小短腿。
You also notice that it has little legs.
它正努力想找到个合适的地方落下来。
It's trying hard to figure out where to land.
你接下来做什么？
What do you do?
我走过去，伸出手，想给这个小家伙当个落脚的地方。
I, go and I hold my hand out, like, to act as a landing for this little guy.
这个小家伙落在了你的手上。
This little guy lands on your hand.
它就是一颗大种子，长着小短腿，顶上还冒个芽。
It's just a large seed with little legs with a sprout out of it.
然后它就慢慢在你手心里安顿下来。
And then it just kinda, like, nestles into your hand.
它一碰到你的手，赶紧做个奥秘检定。
And as it touches your hand give me an arcana check.
13。
13.
明白了。
Okay.
这颗种子显然有点神奇的地方。
There's something Obviously, there's something magical about this seed.
你还不确定它到底是什么，但好像让你稍微恢复了一点精神。
You don't know what it is exactly yet, but it almost restores you a little bit.
你刚才说你跑步出了一身汗，现在感觉好多了。
From your run, you know, you said that you were sweaty for running.
它让你没那么累了。
It It kind of makes you less fatigued.
你低头看着这颗种子，都没注意到一辆巨大的猫形巴士已经停在你面前，车上坐着一个半身人、一只猫头鹰，还有一个精灵。
And as you're looking down at the seed, you don't even notice that a giant owl, cat bus has landed in front of you, and there's now a halfling and an owl another elf, right?
还有个地精在那辆巴士里，而且——
And a goblin in this bus, and
他们问你：‘你是要去青蛙镇吗？’
they're like, you going to Frogmont?
我这才从那颗种子上抬起头——刚才一直盯着它看——然后说：
I I look up from the little seed that I have definitely been staring at this entire time, and go,
哦，你好。
oh, hi.
你好。
Hi.
去Frogmont，去还是不去？
Frogmont, yes or no.
嘿，我们得赶时间了。
We Hey, we got a schedule to keep.
哦，对。
Oh, yeah.
我明白了。
I I got it.
我先去拿一下背包。
Let me grab my backpack real quick.
好的。
Okay.
你的是在地上吗还是
Are you Is it on the ground or
对。
Yeah.
我之前放那儿了。
I left it like
你放那儿了？
You left it?
好吧。
Okay.
不过我们得走了。
Well, we gotta go.
你知道吗？
We You know what?
别管背包了。
Forget the backpack.
没事。
It's okay.
背包就别管了。
Forget the backpack.
我们得走了。
We gotta go.
好吧。
Alright.
上车。
Get on.
好。
Okay.
你上去
You get
然后你就能看到那个半身人和另一个精灵。
on and now you see this halfling and this other elf.
又来了一只wug加入队伍。
Another wug joins the bunch.
你好。
Hi.
没了。
Gone.
你好。
Hi.
你好。
Hi.
我叫萨沃。
I'm Sawyer.
你好。
Hi.
我是莫罗根。
I'm I'm Morroghan.
我搞砸了。
I messed up.
很高兴认识大家。
It's nice to meet y'all.
是的。
Yeah.
我也很高兴认识你。
Nice to meet you too.
如果你想的话，可以挤到我们的长椅上。
You can squeeze in on our bench if you want.
好的。
Okay.
我走过去，直接坐在他们俩中间，跨在两人腿上。
I walk over and I pop myself right in between them on top of both
他们的腿上。
of their legs.
好吧。
Alrighty.
所以你们全都挤在这把椅子上。
So you guys are all sitting in this chair.
阿尔卡特火箭直冲云霄。
And the Alcat blasts off into the sky.
吉尔博回头看了看。
Gilbo looks back.
他说：行吧。
He goes, well, alright.
人都到齐了。
That's everyone.
该动身去青蛙山了。
Time to make it our way to Frogmont.
然后你们就开始飞了。
And you guys start flying.
你们飞了好一阵子，大概有一个小时吧。
You guys fly for some time, probably like an hour.
你们一直追着太阳飞，底下还是黑漆漆的。
You guys are kind of chasing the sun, so it's still dark beneath you.
然后你们看到，远处的森林里突然喷出火焰。
And then you see, off into the distance, fire erupt from the forest.
一道红光闪现。
Flash red.
它在天空中划出一道轨迹。
It goes streaking across the sky.
阿尔卡特巴士微微一颤，吉尔博说：
The Alcat bus yowls a little bit, and Gilbo goes,
好了，别激动，莎拉。
now, calm down there, Sarah.
冷静点。
Calm down.
而且
And
我本来有
I had I had
我本来给它取过另一个名字，但想不起来了。
another name for it, but I forgot what it was.
莎拉。
Sarah.
现在。
Now.
莎拉开始大叫起来，直冲着森林里发生的那场报复而去。
Sarah starts just yowling and aiming towards this comeuppance that's happening in the forest.
大家都做个感知检定。
Everyone give me perception checks.
八。
Eight.
我
I
我觉得我们之前已经检查过了吧？就是那个场景？
think we've been Is that in that one?
对。
Yes.
好的。
Okay.
这只是一个感知检定而已。
Well, it's just a perception check.
但我感知加五。
But I have plus five to perception.
加五。
Plus five.
你这么害怕啊。
I'm so I'm You're so scared.
你正好坐在两个座位中间。
You are, like, in between the seats.
你得了多少分，埃斯塔？
What do you get, Esta?
16分。
16.
16？
16?
明白了。
Okay.
你的目光会不自觉地追着天上那道红色的光痕。
Your eyes go towards that streak of red that is flying across the sky.
它在天上来回飞窜。
It's going back and forth.
就是这个东西引发了那些火灾。
And that is the thing that is, like, causing these fires.
你看到那是一把巨大的红色长剑，正在发着光。
You see that it is a giant red sword that is glowing.
你看着它消失，然后又回到一只戴着铁手套的巨大手掌上。
You see it go out, and then it comes back to a giant gauntleted hand.
你盯着这个生物，它大概有七英尺高。
And you look at this being, and it's about seven foot tall.
它穿着破烂的盔甲，上面缠着带刺的铁丝，还举着一面巨大的门板般的盾牌。
It has this rotting armor, and with barbed wire that is, like, wrapped around it, and this huge door like shield.
然后它抓住长剑，又猛地扔出去，足足有四五十英尺远。
And then it catches the sword, and then it throws it out again, like, 40 or 50 feet.
接着你顺着它扔的方向看去，发现有个小个子正从灌木丛里跑过。
And then you follow where it's throwing it at, and then you see a smaller figure running through the bushes.
奥利维亚，你能描述一下你的角色吗？
Olivia, would you like to describe your character?
好的。
Yes.
Beans是个小个子猫族男孩，大概只有三英尺高。
Beans is a small little tabaxi boy about standing about three feet tall.
想象一下，把一只喝多了牛奶的小猫竖起来站直，那就是Beans的样子。
Imagine if you took just a little kitty that drank too much milk and put him up on its hind legs, and that is exactly what Beans looks like.
他身上总是充满了牛奶。
Toof full of milk at all times.
他的毛色是那种你见过最脏的棕色。
His fur is like just the dingiest brown you've ever seen.
挺奇怪的，猫一般不会全是棕色的，但他就是纯棕色。
And, like, it's weird because cats aren't usually just brown, but he's just brown.
他有一双黄色的小眼睛。
And he has yellow little eyes.
他手臂和手上缠着黑色的布条。
And he just has, like, black, like, wraps around his arms and his hands.
就这些了。
But that's it.
他所有的衣服就这些。
That's all his clothes.
明白了。
Okay.
你有没有看到这个小猫崽儿拼命逃跑，后面有个巨大的恶魔骑士在追他？
Do you see this little cat guy running for his freaking life away from this giant demonic knight that is running after him?
你干了什么？
What did you do?
吉尔博？
Gilbo?
对。
Yeah.
怎么了？
What's
出什么事了？
up?
我觉得下面有个人需要我们帮忙。
I think there's someone down there that we should help.
听我说一下。
Well, I Listen, y'all.
我排了很紧的行程，得按时完成，所以我不确定我们能不能改计划。
I got a tight schedule that I need to keep, so I don't know if we could just make any
把行程打破了。
Broke the schedule.
你难道看不出发生什么事了吗？
Can't you see what's happening?
莎拉她就是那样。
The Sarah just like
莎拉也同意我的看法。
Sarah agrees with me.
吉尔伯特，有人有危险。
Gilbert, there's someone in danger.
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吉尔伯特说：好吧。
Gilbert's like Alright.
然后呢，这东西看起来像方向盘，但实际上就是莎拉的毛皮而已。
And then, it's like It's a steering wheel, but it's just Sarah's like fur skin, basically.
他轻轻往右一拉，我们就跟着转向，飞到了那只跑动的小猫上方。
He just kind of tugs on it to the right, as y'all bank down and start flying above this little cat that's running.
我能把手伸出窗外吗？
Can I reach my hands out of the window?
当然可以。
Yeah.
下面没猫吗？
Is it like catless?
对，没猫。
Yes.
就是说，你懂的。
Like, you know?
莎拉一打开她的小窗户，你就能伸手去够豆豆。
Sarah Sarah, like, opens up her, like, little windows and you can reach out for Beans.
好的。
Okay.
我两只手都伸出去，想抓那只小猫。
I have both my hands out reaching for this little cat.
豆豆使出全身力气，拼命往前跑。
Beans Beans is running as fast as his little legs can carry him.
对，没错。
Goes, yes.
对。
Yes.
我来接手。
I'll take hands.
对。
Yes.
过来。
Come here.
嘿。
Hey.
剑从你们双手之间飞过，接着燃起一道火焰，一直向前蔓延，然后又飞回你们中间。
The the sword flies in between your hands, and then it, like, causes a fire, like, all the way up ahead, and then it flies back in between y'all's hands.
哇哦。
Woah.
你们是说，你们得互相抓住对方？
You guys So you, like, grab onto each other?
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
明白了。
Okay.
你把比恩拉到莎拉身边，然后你们就开始飞走了。
You pull Beans into into Sarah, and you'll start flying away.
接着你们立刻往上飞，远离那个身影。
And you you just immediately pull up and away from this figure.
当你们回头一看，发现阳光照在那个巨大的生物身上，它正抬头盯着莎拉和你们，然后一碰到阳光就化成了灰烬。
And as you guys look back, you see the sun touches this giant creature, and it like is staring up at Sarah and you guys, and it just like dissolves into dust as the sun touches it.
现在你们全都上了这辆巴士。
Y'all are all on this bus now.
刚才那事就这么发生了。
So that just happened.
莫罗根从座位中间站起来，问：刚才到底发生了什么？
Morroghan stands up from between the seats and goes, what just happened?
比恩会站起来，拍拍身上的灰，说：谢谢你们拉了我一把。
Bean Beans Beans is going to stand up, dust dust himself off, and be like, thank thank you for grabbing me.
然后他低头看了看自己的口袋。
And then look, he looks at his pocket.
不，他没有。
No, he doesn't.
他根本没口袋。
He doesn't have a pocket.
他就是一只猫。
He's just a cat.
他可以有口袋。
He can have pockets.
他那身毛里就藏着一个口袋。
In his fur pocket that he has.
对啊。
Yeah.
他从毛里掏出一本小本子，看了看，说：好吧。
He pulls out a little journal and looks at it and is like, okay.
然后把本子收回去，说：你好。
And then puts it back and he goes, hello.
我叫豆子。
My name Beans.
‘hello’是什么意思？
What is hello.
嗨。
Hi.
我是索耶。
I'm Sawyer.
嘿，索耶，你好。
Hell hello, Sawyer.
其他人叫什么名字？
What everybody else name?
我是莫罗根。
I I'm Morroghan.
莫罗根。
Morroghan.
是的
Yes.
对
Yeah.
埃斯塔
Esta.
谢谢
Thank you.
埃斯塔，谢谢你，你的手真柔软
Esta, thank you for your hands are very soft.
抓起来真舒服
That wonderful to grab.
是的
Yeah.
埃斯塔，你这手法真不错
That was a good hustle, Esta.
谢谢。
Thank you.
我还不太清楚到底发生了什么，不过没关系。
I'm still not quite sure what happened, but that's okay.
简单说吧，我们新上了一位乘客。
We we got a Long new story short, we got a new passenger.
我觉得这是我们今年在Frogmont上的第一个高光时刻，哦，
Our first heroic moment, I think, of the of the year, of our Frogmont that Oh,
是的。
yeah.
我本可以拦下那个人的。
I could've taken that guy.
对。
Yeah.
那人是谁？
Who was that guy?
你说得对，我本来可以拦下那个人的，那人是谁？
As you say, like, I could've taken that guy, who was that guy?
给我掷一下感知检定。
Give me perception checks.
1点。
1.
那是9412。
That's a 9412.
明白了。
Okay.
你们继续飞，我来掷一次。
You guys keep flying, and I'll make a roll.
好的。
Okay.
就在这时，吉尔博喊了声‘小心’，一股冲击波直接打中了莎拉。
Just as Gilbo says hang on, this, like, blast hits Sarah.
莎拉忍不住叫了一声。
And Sarah, like, lets out a yelp.
你们现在看到了，你们刚才一直在山丘之间飞行，藏在一座山丘的阴影里，那个带倒刺的骑士正站在那儿，手里握着剑，刚刚把剑收了回去。
And You guys can now see there's, like, y'all y'all have been flying, like, in between these hills and in the shadows of one of the hills, the giant knight is standing The barbed wire knight is standing there with his sword and he catches it back again.
吉尔博说：
And Gilbo is like,
我们得赶紧离开这个地牢。
oh, we gotta get the We gotta get out of Dunge.
明白了。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
也许比恩说得有点夸张了。
Maybe Beans was over exaggerating
有一点。
a bit.
这个人有点麻烦。
That guy is a little bit of problem.
你刚才说等等。
You said, wait.
你可以对付他。
You can take him.
你可以上，拉德，去解决他。
You can take him, Rad.
也许我该先下来，帮莎拉处理他们。
I Maybe Get off Sarah and to to take care of em.
我是不是有点夸张了？
I was maybe hyperbolizing?
什么夸张？
Hyper what?
别老在我面前用这么复杂的词。
Stop saying those big words at me.
我有点夸大其词了。
Over exaggerating.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
我还没问你叫什么名字。
I didn't get your name.
吉尔博。
Gilbo.
吉尔博。
Gilbo.
你好。
Hello.
你好。
Hello.
这位是莎拉，他只是在周围转悠？
And this is Sarah and he pats just around him?
豆子。
Beans.
豆子意识到莎拉有一半是猫，心里想：这事儿我真不太懂。
Beans takes in the fact that Sarah is part cat and it's like, I don't really
这是
This is
有点利益冲突，但我还是装作没看见吧，反正很多事我都这样。
a bit of conflict of interest but I'm just going to pretend it's not happening just like a lot of things anyway.
我们，我不清楚。
We I don't know.
你们这些格斗选手，平时都怎么训练的？
You guys fighters, what training you have
你们啊。
You guys.
一辈子都是这样吗？
All your life?
是的。
Yeah.
莎拉又被一记能量波击中，整个人猛地一震。
Get jolted again as Sarah gets hit with another blast.
你们现在飞得挺高的，在天上呢。
And you guys are flying pretty high in the sky right now.
吉尔博看着你们，说：
And Gilbo looks at you guys and he's like,
我不确定莎拉还能撑多久。
I don't I don't know how much more Sarah can take.
我们得赶紧离开这儿。
We gotta get out of here.
你们能不能扔点什么过去，打她或者打那个家伙都行？
Can y'all, like, throw something at her or throw at that guy or something?
好。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
我说，‘对，Beans。’
I say Yeah, Beans.
你可以说，我这一辈子都在为此做准备。
You could say I've been training my whole life.
然后我对Gilbo说，‘好了，Gilbo。’
Then I say to Gilbo, okay, Gilbo.
我一开口，你就侧身把我们甩出去。
When I say the word, turn sideways and dump us out.
等等。
Wait.
什么？
What?
等等等等。
Woah woah woah.
Beans刚离地了。
Beans just got off ground.
我不确定Beans
I don't know if Beans
我不想让你们靠近那个人。
wants I can't let you all out near that guy.
他看起来太强了。
He looks way too powerful.
那如果我们骗他呢？
Well, what if we trick him?
Sarah，她有隐身模式吗？
Sarah, does she have stealth mode?
Sarah，你有隐身模式吗？
Sarah, do you have stealth mode?
你们谁帮我扔个幸运检定吧。
Y'all get Somebody give me a luck check.
管不了那么多了。
Fuck it.
无所谓了。
Doesn't matter.
让Beans上吧。
Beans will do.
掷出个九。
It's a nine.
行吧。
Okay.
抱歉各位。
Sorry everyone.
萨拉又被剑击中了一次，吉尔博站了起来，说：
Sarah gets hit one more time with the sword and Gilbo stands up and is like,
我得把你们全都带出去。
I gotta get you all out of here.
我有责任把你们从起点安全送到终点。
It's my duty to take care of y'all and get y'all from point a to point b.
我们马上就在那边那栋小楼降落。
We're gonna land over there at that little building.
你们能看到山顶上那栋建筑，已经被阳光照满了。
And you guys see a building on the top of a hill that's covered in the sun already.
太阳升起来后，它上面不会再有阴影了。
It's not like the There's gonna be no more shadows on it as the sun is coming up.
然后我会把你们放下。
And he goes, and then I'm gonna drop you off.
接着我和莎拉会引开注意力。
And then Sarah and I will distract
那个家伙。
this guy.
这主意怎么样？
How's that sound?
那莎拉怎么办？
But what about Sarah?
我以为我们需要一辆车。
I thought We need a ride.
莎拉已经挨过几次了。
Sarah's already taken a few hits.
我觉得我们能对付这家伙。
I think we can take this guy.
你是一直在训练吗？
You you train whole life?
是的。
Yeah.
她也是一直在训练吗？
Esta train whole life?
对。
Yes.
拉贡也是从小练到大的？
Largon trained whole life?
是的。
Yeah.
当然。
Sure.
要说到 arcane ball，我简直一出生就会了。
If we're talking arcanal ball, I basically popped out of the womb.
吉尔博。
Gilbo.
吉尔博。
Gilbo.
别提这个了。
Don't talk about that.
抓起来。
Grabs.
那些豆子。
The beans.
抓起豆子。
Grabs Beans.
然后说：我来引开他。
And says, I'll distract him.
赶到海边。
Make it to the coast.
找到洛蕾莱村。
Find Lorelai Village.
接着他大喊：好了，莎拉。
And then he shouts, alright, Sarah.
我们得走了。
We gotta go.
然后莎拉收起翅膀，直接俯冲向那栋建筑，把你们全甩在建筑前，接着自己飞高远去。
And then Sarah tucks in her wings and flies straight down towards this building and flings you guys out in front of this building, and then flies up and away from you.
豆子滚得老远。
Beans rolls way
朝着那边去了，你们所有人都被甩出来了。
towards And that was the like all of you.
你们全都从里面出来了。
You guys are all out of there.
你们蜷身滚出那辆猫头鹰巴士，看见莎拉和吉尔博正朝远处飞去，接着看到一把剑朝他们扔过去，飞回来，再扔过去，再飞回来。
You guys tuck and roll out of this Owlcat bus, and you guys see Sarah and Gilbo flying off into the distance, and you see the sword being thrown at them, and then coming back, and then being thrown at them again, and then coming back.
好了，乌格斯，咱们赶紧走。
Okay, Wugs, let's hustle.
只要咱们能及时赶到洛雷莱村，我就有办法。
We make it to Lorelai Village in time, we can I'm going
说实话。
to be honest.
我觉得我们到时候也帮不上什么忙，你知道吗？
I don't think there will be much to help when we You know what?
这主意不错。
Great idea.
好。
Yes.
走吧。
Let's go.
什么？
What?
我们就这么扔下他等死？
We're just gonna leave him to die?
你对这个人了解多少？
What do you know about this person?
别听了。
Not listen.
没多少。
Not much.
但Beans知道情况不对劲。
But Beans knows not good.
是那些不怀好意的人派来的。
Sent by not good people.
Beans根本不在乎。
Beans is never mind.
我们走吧。
Let's go.
Beans一溜烟就跑了。
Beans just takes off.
好的。
Okay.
来，大家都做个生存检查。
Give me Give me like a survival check, everyone.
13。
13.
19。
19.
5。
5.
好的。
Okay.
所以你有20分，明白了。
So you got like a 20, Okay.
22。
22
你们
You
不知道洛雷莱村在哪儿。
guys don't know where Lorelai Village is.
天哪。
Oh, shit.
但莫罗根记得那地方在海岸边。
But Morroghan remembered that it's on the coast.
好吧。
Okay.
你们现在正站在一座小木屋前，四周都是树林。
You guys are at, in front of this like, tiny hut, and surrounded by forest.
贝恩斯在往前跑。
Beans is just running.
我觉得他没朝着海岸去，但也没往树林深处跑。
I don't think it's quite towards the coast, but not quite towards the forest.
他稍微偏了点。
It's a little
好吧。
Okay.
在两者之间。
In between the two.
小屋里一个人都没有吗？
There was nobody in the hut?
你们还没见过。
I, You guys have not.
你说了算。
You tell me.
我早就说过那间小屋，周围什么都没有，你们也没告诉我。
Have seen I've a said that hut and nothing around three to You guys have not gave me an
Beans，小屋里可能有人能帮我们。
Beans, there's probably someone who can help us in the hut.
Beans跑回去，说：‘这主意不错。’
Beans runs all the way back and go, oh, that's a good idea.
Beans，好吧。
Beans, okay.
你们朝那间小屋走过去。
You guys walk towards this hut.
越靠近，你们就隐约听到里面传来音乐声和说话声，尤其是大声的笑声，你们一边走一边听着。
As you get closer, you can kind of hear music coming from within, and talking, especially like loud laughing, as y'all walk towards this hut.
再走近一点，你们发现这其实是一家叫‘嚎叫鹅’的酒馆兼旅店。
And and as you get closer, you see that it's actually an inn in a tavern called the Howling Goose.
你们打算怎么办？
What do y'all do?
我直接进去。
I straight in.
对。
Yeah.
我正想说，莫罗根说：‘有音乐，还有啤酒。’
Was gonna say, Morroghan says, oh, music and sprints.
好的。
Okay.
你们猛地冲进酒馆，发现里面人不少。
You burst open into this tavern and you see that there are quite a few people inside.
现在才一大早，有几个冒险者正安静地吃早餐。
It's really early morning, so there's a couple adventurers, like, quietly eating their breakfast.
吧台后站着一位龙裔女招待，她好像正在忙活些什么。
There is a dragon born barmaid who's behind the bar, and she looks like she's cooking up something.
刚才听到的吵闹声，来自中间那张桌子旁的三个大个子野蛮人。
And then, the loud voices that you hear are these three big barbarians who are in the middle at this table.
他们周围摆满了空酒壶。
There's a ton of empty flagons around them.
他们脚边放着一个袋子。
They have a bag that's at their feet.
他们看起来一夜没睡，一直在闹腾。
They they look like they've been up all night, just kind of causing a ruckus.
看起来还得查查他们身上有没有藏东西。
And it looks also like Give me an inside check.
失败了。
Failure.
三次。
3.
好吧。
Okay.
十一次。
11.
萨沃，你注意到店里所有人都对中间那几个野蛮人感到厌烦了。
Sawyer, you noticed that everyone kinda looks sick of these barbarians in the middle.
你们一进门，酒保就朝你们瞥了一眼。
And the barmaid shoots y'all a look as y'all walk in.
那个最壮的野蛮人正大声嚷嚷着：‘喂！’
The biggest barbarian guy, he's in the middle of shouting like, oi.
蜥蜴姑娘。
Oh, lizard lady.
我们的饭呢？
Where's our food?
然后他注意到你们，就喊了一声：喂。
And then he notices you guys and he's like, oi.
给这些年轻姑娘们拿她们想要的任何东西。
Get these nice young ladies whatever they want.
全都挺好。
All nice.
接着他随手把一些金币扔进一个已经装着不少金币的酒壶里。
And then he throws, like, some gold pieces into this, like, flagon that already has some other gold in it.
里面还剩着一些啤酒。
And there's, like, leftover ale.
我绕开这些蛮族，远远地走开。
I make a wide berth around these barbarians.
我直接走到龙裔女招待面前，说：你好，我们在找洛雷莱村。
Walk straight up to the dragonborn barmaid and I say, hello, we're looking for Lorelai Village.
我们本来是要去青蛙山的。
We're meant to go to Frogmont.
我们完全迷路了。
We are completely lost.
我们遇到了点麻烦，只想知道怎么去洛雷莱村。
We ran into some trouble and we just need some directions getting to Lorelai Village.
是的。
Yeah.
要是我能告诉你们洛雷莱村在哪就好了，但那个村子已经隐匿一百年了。
Well, I wish I could tell you where Lorelai Village is, but that village has been hidden for about a hundred years.
莫罗根直接冲到那些野蛮人面前，说：嘿，你们付钱吗？
Morroghan runs right up to the barbarians and goes, hey, yo, you paying?
然后他接手了这趟监视任务。
And picks up for that surveillance.
那个最大的家伙转过身来，慢悠悠地盯着你们，眼神特别凶。
The biggest one, like, turns and slowly looks at you with, like, the mean look.
在那之前，让Beans看一下那个包行吗？
While that's happening, can Beans look at at the bag?
对吧？
Right?
你之前说过有个包。
You said there was a bag.
是的。
Yeah.
给我一个调查检定。
Give me an investigation check.
好。
Yeah.
他能悄悄地做吗？
Can he, like, do it stealthily?
就是说
Like
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
他会放一个
He'll put a
小脑袋
little head
进去。
in there.
是的。
Yeah.
操。
Fuck.
11。
11.
好的。
Okay.
我来帮他们掷骰子。
I'm gonna roll for them.
他们也掷出了11。
They also got an 11.
减一。
Minus one.
他们观察力不太好。
They're not very perceptive.
他们智慧值也不高。
They're not very wise.
你可以去调查，这样就不会被发现。
You can investigate So you aren't seen.
给我一个调查检定。
Give me investigation check.
有声音。
Noise.
十一。
11.
你感觉他们那个包藏得特别严实，根本不让别人靠近。
You feel it's it's like pretty protected bag that they're keeping away from everyone else.
绑得紧紧的。
It's like cinched up.
对。
Mhmm.
如果你想再仔细查一查，我倒是可以同意，但按规则你得再扔一次潜行检定。
If you wanna investigate some more, I can say, but you're technically gonna have to give me another stealth check.
我来拖住他们，让Beans去翻包，到时候我就说，喂。
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep them occupied while Beans is looking through the bags and be like, hey.
嘿。
Yo.
你刚才说你请这一轮酒，是吧？
So you said you're paying for one round.
对吧？
Right?
行吧。
Okay.
那这一轮现在就开始了吗？
So, like, does that round start now?
你
Do you
我可以给你优势掷骰。
I'll say you can roll with advantage.
投了个20点。
Dirty 20.
明白了。
Okay.
其实你能看出来，让我确认一下。
You can tell actually, let me just make sure.
好的。
Okay.
他们掷出了16，减去1，就是15。
They got a 16 minus one fifteen.
所以你能看出这个袋子移动得很慢。
So you can tell that this bag is, like, moving slowly.
再加上一个20点的骰子，你几乎能听见他们惊呼：天哪。
And with a dirty 20, you can kinda hear like a Oh my god.
然后他们转头看向你，莫罗根，说：嘿，食物应该快送来了。
And then they look to you, Morroghan, they're like, yeah, we should have some food coming over.
接着他们又看向那条龙，无聊地坐着。
And they look at the dragon boring.
那条龙正吃完最后一口，把食物端过来。
Who is like finishing up their food and bringing it over.
我过去找莫罗甘，拉住他的胳膊，跟他说：嘿。
I'm gonna go up to to Morroghan and kinda like, like, kinda drag your arm and be like, hey.
我觉得你不该喝这个。
I don't think you should be drinking that.
莫罗甘说：不行不行，不行。
Morroghan's like, no no no.
我有分寸。
I got this.
然后她就说：嘿，各位。
And then she's like, hey yo, buddies.
等你们吃了点东西，我们能问几个问题吗？
After we get some food in you, can we ask some questions?
贝恩斯想问什么？
Can Beans un What
什么样的问题？
kind of questions?
然后呢？
And then what?
Beans能解开袋子吗？
Can Beans uncinch the bag?
给我一个潜行检定。
Give me a stealth check.
这次我不加优势。
I'll say not not advantage on this time.
17。
17.
他们只投出了9。
They got a nine.
对。
Yes.
你可以开始解袋子了。
You can start, like, uncinching the bag.
绑得特别紧。
It's, like, tightened very tightly.
很明显，他们不想让袋子里的东西跑出来。
Like, they clearly don't want what's getting out of this bag to get out.
你可以让我做个手法检定。
You can give me a slight of hand check.
我能做个感知检定吗？因为这些人看着就不像好人。
Can I like, is there anything I could roll the sense, like, because these guys seem like bad news?
所以这袋子里的东西应该不是坏东西吧？
So is it probably something in this bag is not bad, dude?
我能做洞察检定吗？
Like, I do any insight?
我不确定。
I don't know.
是
Is
在这儿
there
有东西，是的。
anything Yeah.
其实，给我做个洞察检查看看。
Actually Give me an insight check.
是包里的那个凸起吗？
On the lump in the bag?
对。
Yeah.
是的。
Yes.
我想对那个凸起做个洞察检查看看。
I'd like to do an insight check on the lump.
18。
18.
这些家伙心里到底在想什么？
These are What's that lump thinking?
什么叫做‘是’？
Are What
现在是什么气氛？
are the vibes?
我就直说了。
I'm just gonna say this.
这些男人对那位龙裔女士态度极其恶劣，整个酒馆里的人显然都讨厌他们。
These are very rude men who are being super mean to this dragon born lady, and clearly, like, all of the bar, like, the the tavern, like, hate these guys.
大概是因为他们一整晚都在吵闹。
Probably because they've been loud all night.
但这些人可不是什么好人。
But these aren't good guys.
如果他一直护着包里的东西，那多半是他们想藏起来，或者不想让别人知道的东西。
And in the bag, if he's protecting it, you would assume that it's something that is They want to keep, or, they don't want to be out against them.
也许敌人的敌人就是朋友，或者
Maybe the enemy of my enemy is my friend, or
那打开它的时候，你说的是手法灵巧吗？
So to open it, did you say slight of hand?
我能直接硬来吗？
Could I I'll like muscle it
说手法灵巧。
say slight of hand.
钻进去。
Get in there.
哦。
Oh.
是九。
It's a nine.
你开始摆弄这个东西。
You start fiddling with this thing.
我觉得我得再掷一次隐匿检定，而且有劣势。
I'm gonna say, give me another stealth check with disadvantage.
我可以开始跟他说话了吗？
Can I start talking to him?
他在下面待了好一阵子了，
He's been down there for a while,
所以是七。
so Seven.
你感觉到一只巨大而厚实的手放在了你头上。
You feel this big, meaty hand on your head.
喂。
Oi.
你在这底下干什么呢？
What are you doing down there?
喵？
Meow?
这是谁的猫？
Who's cat is this?
喵。
Meow.
我的猫。
That's mine.
真的很抱歉。
I'm so sorry.
他把你拎起来，晃了几下。
He holds you up and he shakes you around a little bit.
是啊。
Yeah.
我赶紧跑过去，
I very quickly run over and
我把他抱起来
I pick him up in
在腋下，然后我
the armpits, and I
像抱着一样把东西拿走，再
like cradle take beans away and
好招啊，没错。
Good trick, yes.
有那么一个蛮族人，他一直在偷看我们的包。
There is, there is one, one of the barbarians is like, he was trying to look at our bag there.
哦。
Oh.
我还想用一下传讯术。
And would like to use the message cantrip.
对。
Yeah.
所以，我悄悄地伸出手指，指向最左边的那个，然后说
So, stealthily, I'm going to point my finger at the one all the way on the left, and I'm going to say
你右边那位朋友，对，就是
Your friend to the right of you, right of
他，
you, has
把你所有的金子都偷走了。
stolen all of your gold.
因为这法术又不改变他们的意识，也不像魅惑术那样
Since it's like not a spell that alters their minds, and it's not like a charm
对。
Yeah.
或者类似的情况，听起来就像有人在他们耳边低语。
Or something like that, it just sounds like somebody whispered it to them.
是的。
Yeah.
没错。
Yeah.
所以给我一个有劣势的欺骗检定。
So give me a deception with disadvantage.
第一次投了8，第二次投了15。
The first one was an eight and the second one was a 15.
所以结果是8。
So it's an eight.
他转头看向旁边那个人。
He looks over at the guy next to him.
他问埃里克：‘你拿了我的外套吗？’
He's like, Eric, did you take my coat?
然后埃里克会说：‘没有。’
And then, Eric is gonna be like, no.
接着他会说：‘哦？谁跟我说的？’
And he's gonna be like, oh, who said that?
到底是谁告诉我，有人偷了我的金子？
Who who told me that someone took my gold?
萨耶还在拽着沃斯的手臂，说：
Sawyer is still, like, dragging on Vos' arm and is like,
陌生人有危险。
stranger danger.
你爸妈没跟你说过别跟陌生人走吗？
Didn't your parents ever tell you about stranger danger?
喵。
Meow.
没有。
Nope.
猫叫得真像啊，豆子。
Good cat impression beans.
喵。
Meow.
所以你得赶紧离开这儿。
So you need to get out of here.
等等。
Wait.
不行。
No.
你得赶紧离开这儿。
You need to get out of here.
我有个主意。
I got I got a plan.
你想看看包里有什么吗？
Do you wanna see what's in the bag?
喵。
Meow.
你瞧，他伸手去够那个包，然后一站起来，就拔出了剑。
You see he like reaches down for the bag, and then as he like straightens up, he, like, draws his sword.
哦。
Oh.
所以看起来他是冲着那个包去的。
So it looks like he was going for the bag.
然后他说：我骗了你。
And he goes, I tricked
你？
you.
我？
Me?
我能偷偷扔一枚麻醉镖吗？
Can I sneakily throw a sleeping dart?
哦。
Oh.
我觉得可以这样：趁着对方没防备，你先行动；要是被发现了，那就直接进入回合制。
I'm gonna say, you can do this with a surprise round, and if they notice it, we're gonna start initiative.
而且这会是
And it's gonna be
不太好。
bad.
好的。
Okay.
你要开始行动顺序吗？
You wanna start initiative?
不用。
No.
我觉得我已经
I feel like I've already
做出决定了，是的。
made a decision Yeah.
跟着来吧。
Follow
先掷攻击骰。
Roll to attack first.
天哪。
Oh my god.
五。
Five.
我觉得会的。
I think it will.
好的。
Okay.
现在掷潜行或手法检定。
Now roll stealth or slide of hand.
我换个骰子试试。
I'm gonna try a different dice.
投出个二十。
That's a 20.
这可是个作弊的二十。
That's a dirty 20.
太棒了。
Awesome.
但这是个20点。
But it's a 20.
你扔出这把飞镖，它啪地一下撞在木墙上。
You throw this dart and it like slams against a wooden wall.
哦。
And Oh.
根本没人注意到。
Like, nobody notices.
大家都继续喝自己的酒，好像什么都没发生。
Everyone just kinda continues about their drinking.
所以我们先不开始行动顺序，因为——等等，这些人都站在那个袋子旁边，Bean听见了呜咽声，还感觉到袋子在动。
So, we're not gonna enter initiative yet, because But nothing has these guys are standing over this bag that Beans heard a whimper and felt it move.
但我们其他人根本没听到，对吧？
But the rest of us did not hear that, correct?
是的。
Yeah.
哇，你们对这个袋子也太护着了吧。
Woah, you guys seem awfully protective of that bag.
这是我们的东西啊。
Well, it's our stuff.
我们难道不该保护自己的东西吗？
Wouldn't we wanna protect our stuff?
哦，你是想让我？不，把你的剑从……
Oh, you want me to No, take your sword from
你最好离远点。
you better back off.
你已经拉过我的朋友了，这已经越界了。
You already grabbed my friend and that was over the line.
对，就是这样。
Yeah, exactly.
所以别碰我的包。
So, don't grab my bag.
我没碰。
I didn't.
你那边干嘛举着手？
Why are you raising your hand over there?
喂。
Hey.
我不想。
Don't want
说点什么。
to say something.
各位看起来是很有经验的冒险者啊。
Gentlemen you seem like very very experienced adventurers.
没错！
Yeah!
我们正打算去蛙山，结果坐的猫头鹰巴士出了点问题，被扔在这片森林中间了。
We are trying to make our way to Frogmont and we ran into a bit of trouble on our Owlcat bus and have been dumped here in the middle of the forest.
如果您不介意的话，我们就不再碰您的后背了。
If you would be so kind, we will stop touching your back.
我不在意。
I don't mind.
谢谢您。
Thank you.
在里面吗？
Is in there?
抱歉，我朋友刚才失礼了。
I apologize for my friend's impoliteness.
是啊。
Yeah.
确实太没礼貌了。
Very impolite.
是的。
Yes.
我很抱歉我的猫。
I'm very sorry about my cat.
它有点调皮。
He's a little frisky.
真不好。
Bad.
坏猫咪。
Bad kitty.
他还用肉乎乎的手指指着
And he points a meaty finger at
我。
me.
是的。
Yes.
坏蛋。
Bad
小猫咪。
kitty.
嘿，你冲我哈气呢。
Hey, you're hissing at me.
我在想，既然你们看起来经验很丰富，能不能帮帮我们，带我们去洛雷莱村，或者至少到大家觉得那村子可能在的地方。
I was wondering, since you seem like very experienced adventurers, if you would be able to help us get to Lorelai Village or at least close to where anyone thinks it might be.
我们听说那里藏着什么东西，但得先到达才能去青蛙山。
We've heard it's hidden, but we need to get there in order to get to Frogmont.
我完全不知道那是什么。
I have no idea what that is.
大家都来做个洞察检定吧。
Everyone give me insight checks.
好的。
Cool.
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