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大家最近怎么样？
Well, how you doing, folks?
欢迎回到本期中 Pride 播客。
Welcome back to this Mid Pride podcast.
我叫卡尔·米切尔。
My name is Cal Mitchell.
我是斯凯勒·迪金斯，这里是读物环节。
And I am Skyler Diggins and this is the read.
感谢您的收听。
Thank you for joining us.
没错，这就是读物环节，谢谢您的参与。
It is in fact the read and thank you for joining us.
现在是六月。
It's June.
现在是2026年的年中。
It's the middle of twenty twenty six.
我不知道怎么做。
Don't know how.
时间过得真快，可我们还是在这颗腐朽的星球上，这里依然有机遇、有和平，你也能在这片烂地里找到属于自己的幸福，因为生活就是要保持积极乐观，哪怕我们正漂浮在一颗燃烧的地狱之球上。
So quickly, but here we are, yet aging on this rotted rock where there's still a land of of opportunity, of peace and you make your own happiness in this shithole because life is about being positive and about being optimistic even though we're floating around on a burning rock of hell.
别忘了保持微笑。
So keep those smiles on.
骄傲月快乐。
Happy Pride.
我们开始吧。
Let's start.
好的。
Okay.
为什么不呢？
Why not?
我的意思是，没错。
I mean, mean Yeah.
我今天过得特别好。
I'm having a great day.
我真的没觉得烦闷，也不沮丧。
I'm just I mean, I'm not even in a shit mood or depressed.
这世界是不是挺糟的？
Isn't the world awful?
对吧？
Like, isn't it?
是的。
Yeah.
可我们还是在这儿，你说是吧。
And we, you know, and here we are anyway.
我们确实在这儿。
Here we are.
我们正在创造属于自己的未来。
We're making it happen.
总之，我真的很高兴，不过这个留到朗读时再说吧。
Anyway, I'm so glad that actually, save that for for the read.
这事儿其实挺琐碎的。
This is mostly petty.
好的。
Okay.
太喜欢了。
Love that.
咱们先说点积极的。
Let's start with positivity.
接下来要讲的，当然是我们常说的黑人卓越成就。
In a second that we call black excellence, of course.
这周我要把黑人卓越成就颁给珍女王。
This week, I'm giving black black excellence to none other than Queen Jean.
珍女王是历史上第一位公开身为跨性别者并赢得托尼奖的人。
Queen Jean is the first openly transgender person to win a Tony, period.
她刚凭音乐剧《猫》的服装设计拿下了托尼奖，那部剧在托尼奖上可是大放异彩。
She just won a Tony for best costume design of a musical and that's for Cat's The Jellicle Ball, which actually ate up at the Tonys.
我看了，真的特别开心。
I watched it and I had a really good time.
对啊。
Yeah.
托尼奖挺有意思的。
The Tonys were fun.
确实挺有意思的。
They were fun.
我觉得《猫》还拿了最佳音乐剧导演奖。
And I think Cat's The Jellicle Ball also got best direction, of a of a musical.
那个获奖感言让我哭了。
That acceptance speech made me cry.
因为其中一位导演说了类似这样的话：给那个12岁的自己
Because one of the directors said something like to the to the 12 year old
哦，谁在看呢
Oh, who's
看这个呢，音量还关着
watching this Mhmm.
音量关着，一个人偷偷看
Alone with the with the volume turned down Yeah.
来杰利克猫舞会找到你的家吧
Come find your home at the Jelka ball.
我根本没想到会被这个打动
I didn't even expect to get emotional about that.
然后我就想，我是不是要哭了
And then I was like, are there tears coming
眼泪都流出来了
out of my face?
我觉得这太暖心了
I thought that was so sweet.
确实如此。
It really was.
那真是一个特别动人的时刻。
That was a very touching moment.
恭喜卡特的吉列克尔舞会全体成员，你们的获奖实至名归。
So congratulations to everybody over there at Kat's Jellicle Ball for getting your deserved, wins.
对。
Yes.
在继续之前，我必须好好谢谢他们邀请我参加吉列克尔舞会。
And before we move on, I have to say thank you so much to them for inviting me to the Jellicle ball.
我亲自去看了，真的没白去。
Got to I go I have seen it now for myself.
特别要感谢那些说别担心剧情或人物塑造，反正这剧本来就不讲究这些的人。
Shout out to everybody who was like, don't worry about, you know, the plot or character development because it don't really do all that, you know.
这不就是一群猫嘛。
It's it's cats.
我们知道你可能不了解猫，但其实根本不需要懂猫。
We know you don't know cats, but you don't need to know cats.
关键是氛围。
Like, vibes.
演出开始前，有个剧院工作人员就在观众席里卖扇子。
When they right before the show started, there was, somebody who works for the theater was selling fans just right there in the audience.
是那种黄色的吗？
The yellow ones?
对，就是那种。
Oh, yeah.
我的扇子就在这儿呢。
Oh, mine is right here.
没错。
Yeah.
我当时就说，哎呀，我真没意识到，其实早该想到的，毕竟这是一场舞会嘛。
I said, oh, I did not realize that I mean, and I should have known because it's a ball.
要是我想得到，我本来也会买一把自己的扇子。
Like, I would have put my own fan had I thought about it.
但我愿意花三十美元给你们买扇子。
But, I will spend $30 on y'all's fan.
我们玩得很开心。
And we had a good time.
实际上，我们玩得特别开心。
We had a great time, actually.
所以这完全值得。
So, it very well deserved.
我很高兴他们最终拿了很多奖，你知道的，赢得这么多。
I'm glad they racked up and and, you know, won so much.
但确实如此。
But definitely, yeah.
看到黑人酷儿群体站在舞台上做自己、获得认可，真的特别让人欣慰。
I it it's just so good to see black queer people, you know, on stage doing their damn thing and and being recognized for it.
真的非常感谢。
So thank so much.
对。
Yes.
我的意思是，这确实是个盛大的派对。
I mean, and and it is a ball.
这确实是个盛大的派对。
It is a ball.
虽然是猫，但这场面太热闹了。
It's a It's cats but a ball.
这真是……
It's
是的。
Yeah.
所有那些说要在骄傲月大干一场的人。
All the people who are like, I'm going in during Pride.
我打算六月去。
I'm going to in June.
我心想，哦，我明白了。
I'm like, oh, I get it.
我懂。
I do.
我明白。
I get it.
你们这个月都要变身超显眼的彩虹派对达人了。
Y'all y'all gonna be extro gay this month.
和那部泰勒·斯威夫特的电影不一样，你知道这些猫为什么有奶头吗？
And unlike that movie with Taylor Swift, you know why these cats have titties.
因为这只是一个球，根本不是真猫。
Because it's a ball and it's not real cats.
那是乳头，没错。
It's the it was the nipples.
不过，真的非常感谢大家邀请我。
But, yes, thank you all so much for extending the invitation.
我玩得特别开心。
I had a grand old time.
好的。
Okay.
咱们进入今天的热点话题板块，聊聊流行文化和世界上的新鲜事。
Let's get into our hot top section, pop culture and things going on in the world.
我先说说YouTube上那位巴普提斯特教会的牧师兼先知，瑞秋女士。
I'm gonna start with I'm gonna start with pastor and prophetess, miss Rachel of of YouTube Baptist.
第一步，登上锡安山教会。
First step on Mount Zion Church.
好的。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
工作的事。
Work.
拉切尔女士与新泽西州参议员安迪·金合作，前往新泽西的德莱尼大厅，为被拘留父母的孩子们唱歌。
Miss Rachel, partnered with New Jersey senator Andy Kim and visited New Jersey's Delaney Hall to sing with the children of detained parents.
哦，
Oh,
天哪。
wow.
德莱尼大厅的移民拘留中心，实际上长期关押着许多被拆散的家庭。
Delaney Hall's Immigration Detention Center has basically held several families separate.
是的。
Yes.
那里有很多孩子，他们的父母都被拘留了。
There's lots of of kids there with their parents being detained.
这太荒谬了，也太令人心碎了，我们早就为此大声疾呼了，我其实有点意外。
And it's ridiculous and heartbreaking and we have been shouting into the rafters about this sucker for a while and I was a little bit surprised.
我不记得是几周前还是几个月前，听说那些右翼的MAGA保守派居然讨厌蕾切尔小姐，就因为她敢说孩子应该活着，应该有健康和生命，这有什么不对。
I don't know how many weeks or months ago when I heard that, you know, MAGA conservatives folks on the right apparently hate miss Rachel because she has the nerve saying, hey, children should live and have health and life Yeah.
还有家庭。
And families.
对啊。
Yep.
他们对此气得不行。
They are really pissed off about that.
真是个邪恶的家伙。
What an evil wretch.
蕾切尔小姐简直是世界上最坏的女人。
The worst woman in the world, miss Rachel.
好吧。
Okay.
所以蕾切尔小姐去新泽西，坐下来陪这些孩子，给他们急需的关爱、音乐，还有她标志性的背带裤和粉色圆领衫。
So miss Rachel was out in New Jersey sitting down with these kids and giving them some much needed love, music, and her signature overalls and and pink crewneck.
所以我想特别表扬一下拉切尔女士。
So I wanted to say shout out to miss Rachel.
把脚踩在脖子上。
Feet on necks.
对。
Mhmm.
是的。
Yeah.
我就特别欣赏她，根本不在乎你们气成什么样。
She I just love that she does not care how mad y'all get about it.
她始终坚持孩子第一，管那些孩子长什么样。
She's gonna keep saying that she advocates for children first and foremost and it does not matter what those kids look like.
没错。
Yeah.
所以说嘛。
So yeah.
我的意思是，她当然不是把白人小孩从悬崖上推下去，但她也不会装作巴勒斯坦的孩子就该死，或者觉得移民局强行拆散家庭是合理的。
I mean, she obviously is not, you know, shoving no little white babies off of a cliff or nothing, but she's she's not finna act like Palestinian children deserve to die or that ICE is valid in snatching parents away from their kids.
这国家干的事儿真是疯了。
Like, this is insane what this country is doing.
所以给拉切尔女士点赞，她用自己的特权做了件好事。
So shout out to miss Rachel using her privilege to do a good thing.
应该有更多富裕的白人也这么做。
More rich white people should do the same.
据报道，肖恩·扎哈拉已经申请从姓氏中去掉皮特这个姓。
Sean Zahara has reportedly filed to remove Pitt from her last name.
对，没错。
Oh, yes.
另一个孩子也这么做了。
The other one did too.
这是第三个这么做的乔利-皮特家的孩子。
Third Jolie Pitt child to do so.
他们太过分了。
They're overgrabbing.
他们就是嫉妒。
They hater.
我的意思是，他们都已经成年了。
I mean, and they're grown.
所以扎拉、希洛，还有那个男孩也是。
So Zahra and Shiloh and the boy too.
对吧？
Right?
马多克斯。
Maddox.
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Mhmm.
我觉得他们三个现在都成年了。
All three of them, I think, are grown at this point.
他们说，我不必选边站。
So they said, I I didn't have to pick a side.
但我已经决定站队了。
I have chosen to pick a side.
那个男人曾经恐吓过我。
That man terrorized me.
我不希望他的名字再和我的连在一起。
And I don't want his name on mine no more.
我们讨厌他。
We hate him.
是的，我们早就知道。
So Yeah.
我们早就清楚了。
We knew that.
好莱坞的时间。
Time in Hollywood.
去他的吧，哥们。
Fuck that, man.
没错。
Right.
你们现在才刚听说的那些事，比如他在睡衣派对上对她大吼大叫之类的，那只是冰山一角，我敢肯定，孩子们从小看到的远比这更糟糕。
The shit y'all just now finding out about, you know, him screaming at her on that p j or whatever, like, that's the tip of the iceberg, I'm sure, of what those kids have seen first and foremost.
我记得当年安吉丽娜去领养扎拉的时候，扎拉那时候叫扎拉·朱莉·文，她就说：别叫我那个狗屁名字。
But I remember when Angelina when when she went to Zahara's a k a probate, and Zahara was going by Zahara Jolie Vinn, she was like, you know, don't call me that pit bullshit.
现在才终于把这事合法化了。
So just making it legal now.
我只知道的那个‘Pit’，是HBO那部口碑极佳的医疗剧。
Only pit I recognize is the critically acclaimed medical drama on the home box office.
那部剧看得人真累。
That show is stressful.
确实很真实。
It is intense.
但是
But
所有医护人员都说，这部医院剧是最贴近现实的。
it's the one that all the health care workers are like, that is the most realistic of all of the hospital shows.
真的是
That is
最真实的。
the most.
不是《实习医生格蕾》，也不是《急诊室的故事》，更不是《灰色的解剖》。
Not Scrubs, not ER, not Grays.
就是这部。
This is it.
《急诊室》。
The pit.
这就是真实的情况。
This is what it's like.
简直是地狱。
Hell.
每次我都能
Every I can
我看完第一集就感觉，我根本没在急诊科工作过。
tell the fir when I watched the first episode, I was like, I don't work in a, like, a medical emergency unit.
我不是医生，也不是护士，什么都不是。
I'm not a doctor, obviously, nurse, none of that.
但我知道，这部剧对那种氛围的刻画简直太准了。
But I can tell that this is right on the money when it comes to being Yeah.
在那种地方工作，真的就是这样。
In those spaces, working in those spaces.
哪怕只是去趟医院或者诊所，确实如此。
Because even visiting a hospital or a doctor's office Right.
人手不足。
Understaffed Yeah.
超负荷工作，排得满满当当，忙得团团转，连觉都睡不上，脚都肿了。
Overworked, booked and too busy, no sleep, Swollen feet.
还有耐心。
Like And patience.
不停地奔忙，唉，真够呛。
Constantly passing out Oh, bad
对。
yes.
你简直就是报噩耗的使者。
You are the bad news bear.
没错。
Yeah.
这部剧太真实了，他们根本没机会喘口气。
It's That show is so crazy because they never, like, none of them ever get a chance to breathe.
每一集都长达一小时，真是不可思议。
The fact that every episode is like an hour
我知道故事发生在同一天。
And I know it's the same day.
在急诊室里，没错。
In the ER but yeah.
当你去急诊室的时候，你就会明白，这些医护人员得面对什么样的情况。
If you it's like when you go to the ER, you you realize that like what these people
他们承受的这些压力。
are
我虽然也烦急诊室排长队，但我知道这说明我情况还算稳定，其他人都比我严重。
putting up with like, yes, I'm irritated that, you know, I have a long wait in the ER even though I know that means that I'm relatively stable or whatever else.
可其他病人简直快把我的病人逼疯了。
However, other patients be trying the fuck out of my patients.
急诊室里那些人，真让我忍无可忍。
Like, the other people in the ER are getting on my nerves.
那些危重病人。
The other critically ill people.
我真没法想象，当医生或护士还得操心这些人。
I can't imagine being a doctor or nurse and having to give a fuck about these people.
要是受不了，就签个字赶紧走人，别在这儿碍事。
Would be like, if you don't like it, please sign the paperwork and roll your ass right on out of here, bitch.
我才不在乎呢。
Like, I don't care.
我没工夫跟你在这儿扯皮。
I'm not gonna sit here and argue back and forth with you about it.
你也不准跟我耍横。
And you're not gonna talk to me crazy either.
要是这样，我这儿得死更多人。
Like, I I just would have so many more people would die under my watch.
所以
So
首先，我去了洛杉矶这家医院，真有这事，那位某某先生住在哪个房间，光着身子在走廊里走来走去。
First of all, I went to the hospital here in LA and it was legitimately like, oh, yeah, mister such and such in whatever room is is is out and he's walking the halls with no pants on.
所以有人去把他找回来，送回他该待的地方就行。
So someone could go grab him and and get him back to where he is.
那才叫靠谱。
That would be fantastic.
事情就是这么简单。
It's it's literally that.
所以
So
算了吧。
No thanks.
咱们看看这个。
Let's see here.
蒂安娜·泰勒今年将在BET颁奖典礼上获得年度传奇人物奖。
Tiana Taylor is gonna receive the Icon of the Year award at this year's BET award festivation.
很好。
Good.
你知道吗？
You know what?
实至名归。
Well deserved.
对。
Yeah.
BET的康妮·奥兰多说，蒂安娜·泰勒正是当下‘传奇’这一称号的完美体现。
And Connie Connie Orlando of BET said Tiana Taylor is the embodiment of what it means to be an icon in this moment.
她从不指望别人给她留个位置，而是自己动手造一张桌子。
She doesn't ask for a seat at the table, she builds the table.
哦。
Oh.
她定下基调，为每一个走进来的人树立榜样。
Signs the rooms and sets the tone for everyone who walks in.
我的意思是，妈妈刚凭她在电影《一场接一场的战斗》里的角色拿下了金球奖，我特别高兴看到那段片段，里面出现了泰里克·威瑟斯，就是那个来自H的肤色较浅的男孩。
I mean, Mama just won a a Golden Globe for her her role in that movie, One Battle After Another, which I was delighted to see a clip of Tyreek Withers, the light skinned boy from H.
M。
M.
我特别开心看到他在另一部电影的宣传采访里，把那部电影和《海底总动员》作比较。
I was delighted to see him in, like, a press junket for another movie comparing that movie to Finding Nemo.
他说，《海底总动员》和《一场接一场的战斗》根本就是同一部电影。
He's like, Finding Nemo and one battle after another are the same movie.
然后他细细分析了一番，我一听，天啊，还真是这么回事。
And then he broke it down and I'm like, oh my god, they are absolutely the same movie.
哇哦。
Wow.
好吧。
Okay.
我的意思是，我虽然没看过《一场接一场的战斗》，但行吧。
I mean, I never saw one battle but okay.
你要是随便看一眼《一场接一场》的剧情简介，肯定会惊呆。
If you just, like, look over a quick summary of the plot of of one battle after another, you will go, oh, wow.
这根本就是《海底总动员》。
This is Finding Nemo.
他失去了女儿，一直在找她，可她被带到了很远的地方。
He lost his daughter and he's trying to get her back but she's on a big
他失去的是孩子的妈妈。
He loses his wife, the mother of this child.
他完全没法好好照顾孩子，还特别多疑。
He's completely, like, incapable of really looking after the kid, but is also, like, very paranoid.
不许孩子出门一步。
Don't want the kid to go out nowhere.
别走太远，就在家附近，这世界太乱了。
Don't leave too far from the house because the world is whack.
那孩子直接说：你这人也太没品位了吧，真是服了。
And the child is like, girl, you are so trashy, bitch.
你根本不知道自己在瞎说什么。
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
我要去忙我的事了。
I'm gonna go do me.
然后他迷路了，爸爸一看，糟了，得赶紧去救孩子。
And then gets like lost and then the daddy is like, oh shit, I have to go and save my baby.
天哪。
Lord God.
我不知道他们在哪，也不知道该怎么去找。
I don't know where they at or how to go get them.
然后他碰上了这么一个人，总之就是……
And then meets this, like, very like, anyways.
我这是在给家里人解释清楚，你知道的，就是这么回事。
I'm explaining it out for the people at home because you know Yeah.
我刚才说的那些都不算数。
What I'm talking don't.
但这就是同一部电影啊，奥利维亚。
But it is the exact same movie, Olivia.
我喜欢这个。
Love that.
算了，回到你在这部电影里的名字是什么？
Anyway, back to what was your name in the movie?
佩迪塔？
Perdita?
我记不得她叫什么了。
I don't remember what her name was.
好像是个特别古怪的名字。
It was something wild.
她闻了闻？
Her sniff it?
蒂安娜·泰勒演的这部片子。
Tiana Taylor in this movie.
我正想说呢，《海底总动员》里根本没叫佩迪塔的角色。
Oh, I was about to say, ain't nobody named Perdita in Finding Nemo.
这个我肯定说得出来。
I could tell you that
没错。
much.
是的。
Yeah.
我觉得《101忠狗》里有个叫佩迪达的角色。
I think there's someone named Perdida in one one hundred and one Dalmatians.
那个狗妈妈不就是叫这个名吗？
Isn't that what the dogs the mom dog?
佩迪菲亚。
Perfidia.
佩迪菲亚·比弗利山庄。
Perfidia Beverly Hills.
真的吗？
Really?
就是她。
There it is.
那是她的名字。
That's her name.
佩尔菲迪亚·比弗利山庄。
Perfidia Beverly Hills.
真的吗？
Really?
这名字太假了。
It's awful.
我觉得这像是个编出来的名字。
I think it's like a fake name.
因为她这个角色其实是个自由斗士。
Because she's a I mean, like, the character's a freedom fighter.
所以我觉得她就是……
So I think that she just Yeah.
但我也不太确定。
But I I don't know.
电影里我没听到任何解释。
There was no explanation that I caught in the film.
而Perdida其实是妈妈的名字。
And Perdida is actually the name of the mama.
一百零一。
101.
这倒说得通。
That makes sense.
真是好父母。
Great parents.
Perdida是子类。
Perdida was subclassing.
她说：‘我得养活这101个孩子，我来照顾他们，孩子的爸爸也一起照顾。’
She was like, I'm a have all 101 of these damn kids and I'm gonna take care of them and my baby daddy gonna take care of them too.
我 barely... 但一旦他们被绑架了，我们肯定得把他们找回来。
I barely And when they get kidnapped, we want them back.
让我插一句。
Me say something.
要是我真有101个孩子，天哪。
If I had a 101 kids Man.
要是有人把他们拐走了，那当然...
And somebody took them, well Yeah.
日子还得继续过。
Life goes on.
我衷心祝愿他们一切顺利。
I wish them the best.
我觉得，你要是带走我80个孩子，我可能都注意不到。
I feel like you could take 80 of mine before I start to even notice.
姑娘。
Girl.
一百零一个孩子的妈。
A 101 doubt girl.
是的。
Yeah.
你干脆把七八十个甚至九十个孩子都带走吧。
Go on and take a good eighty, ninety of them kids actually.
我哪有精力管这么多小家伙啊？
Because what am I even finna do with all them damn puppies?
对。
Yeah.
没错。
Yeah.
你先把罗利带走。
You take Rolly first.
总是这么帅气。
Always hunky.
没人能有这么多。
Don't nobody have all of that.
还有T·霍。
And T Howe.
不过真为蒂安娜高兴。
Oh, but good for Tiana.
她这一年真是跌宕起伏，我真心为她开心。
But she's had a crazy year, I love that for her.
她还这么年轻，而且才华横溢。
And she's still so young and so incredibly talented.
我很期待看看她未来十年会变成什么样。
I'm very interested in seeing what, like, the next ten years or girl will be like.
是的。
Yeah.
据说，劳伦·希尔女士也将获得BET颁奖礼的终身成就奖。
Apparently, miss Lauren Hill will also be getting an award of the BET Awards Living Legend Icon Award.
明白了。
Okay.
考虑到她本人的成就，这个奖确实很合适。
Also appropriate given the title on the person.
是的。
Mhmm.
晚会是6月28号晚上八点举行。
The show was June 28 at eight.
希望他们告诉她，晚会其实是6月26号下午一点。
So hopefully, they told her that the show was at on June 26 at one.
所以她
So she
是的。
Mhmm.
因为你知道她这个人一向...
Because you know how she I
最近都没听说劳琳·希尔迟到过。
haven't heard anything about Lauryn Hill being late for things in a while.
但也没怎么听说她出现过。
But I also haven't heard any much about Lauryn Hill being present.
没错。
Right.
我正想说，她最近有没有被安排去什么地方？
I was gonna say, was she has she has she supposed to been anywhere lately?
对啊。
Right.
天哪。
Man.
好吧。
Okay.
是的
Yeah.
我们看看她会不会出现。
We'll see if she shows up.
BET颁奖礼看起来挺棒的。
The BET Awards look good.
BET颁奖礼的预告片挺搞笑的，让我觉得这个节目就像是德鲁斯基挨个找明星，催他们去参加BET颁奖礼。
Well, the promo for the BET Awards is funny, makes me think this show is is Drusky going around to different celebrities telling them to come to the BET Awards.
我看过他找杰米·福克斯和卡迪·B的片段。
Like, I've seen one with Jamie Foxx and one with Cardi B.
既然预告片这么有趣，我就觉得正片肯定也很好笑。
So if the since the promo is funny, it has me feeling like the show itself is gonna be funny.
德鲁斯基太逗了。
Drusky is hilarious.
所以
So
是的。
Yeah.
他来主持。
He's hosting.
对。
Yeah.
那咱们走着瞧吧。
So we will see.
是的。
Yeah.
咱们走着瞧。
We'll see.
至少，我觉得要是给他足够的时间和空间，他那些颁奖礼上的调侃和段子肯定很好笑。
At the very least, I can I can see his, award banter and bits being funny if he's given the time and space to actually come up with that?
没错。
Right.
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对。
Right.
因为我们都知道，她一上场就会完全进入马丁·劳伦斯那种风格。
Because we know that she'll get into the full Martin Lawrence draggery.
我正想说，她一出来就是埃里卡·柯克那种造型。
Was about to say, she come out in that Eric she come out in that Erika Kirk drag,
要是他真以埃里克·柯克那副打扮出场，我可能真会去订个BT+。
if he comes out of that Eric Kirk drag, I might sign up for b t plus.
就冲着这个节目。
Just off GP.
我确实需要这个。
I actually need it.
我确实需要这个。
I actually need it.
你得先用埃里克·柯克那身装扮开场，然后去洗个澡，把那一身行头全脱了。
You gotta start the show in the Eric Kirk drag and then go take shower and get all that shit off of you.
然后从天花板上飘下来，一身粉红，开场就说‘是的’。
And come down out of the the ceiling like pink and start Yes.
转圈啊，各种花活儿。
Spins and shit.
背景还配上烟火效果。
With the pyrotechnics in the background.
我需要它，就像需要呼吸一样。
I need it like I need air.
对。
Yeah.
说到卡迪·B，她在NBA总决赛第三场的中场表演了，对阵双方是纽约尼克斯和圣安东尼奥马刺。
Speaking of Cardi B, she performed at the halftime show for game three of the NBA finals, the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs.
那场比赛尼克斯输得特别惨。
This is the game where the Knicks heavily lost.
明白了。
Okay.
好的。
Alright.
你没必要这么说。
You don't have to say it like that.
时间还多着呢，大家都怪特朗普。
There's there's plenty of time left and everyone blames Donald Trump.
包括
Including
这周我也有同样的看法。
That's part of my read this week.
所以
So
我也是。
Mine too.
真棒。
Delicious.
太喜欢了。
Love that.
不过话说回来，
Because anyway,
这根本不是什么错。
it's not fucking a fault.
但她表演了《Bodega Batty》和《Bodak Yellow》。
But anyway So she performed Bodega Batty and Bodak Yellow.
我提这个，是因为我没怎么看她的现场表演。
The only reason I'm bringing this up, because I didn't see much of the the performance.
我只看了些片段，看起来挺可爱的，颜色搭配挺杂的，橙的蓝的啥都有。
I saw clips of it and it looked, you know, cute and and mixed like orange, blue, whatever.
查尔斯·巴克利，我的天。
Charles Barkley, my god.
你听说他讲的那个老掉牙的笑话了吗？就是关于那位女士的T恤的。
Did you hear this old ass dad joke he told about this lady's t t?
我听到了。
I did.
他说，你啊
He You
有时候你只能装作你叔叔根本没坐在那儿。
know, sometimes you just have to pretend your uncle is not sitting right there.
你根本不用担心会丢掉工作，你从来就没想过，天啊，这下麻烦了。
Like, you just have Boy, you ain't never been worried about losing your job, Like, you just ain't never once thought, damn.
我可能会因为这话惹上麻烦。
I might get in trouble for this.
这是查尔斯·巴克利、沙奎尔·奥尼尔、德雷蒙德·格林，天哪。
It's Charles Barkley, Shaquille O'Neal, Draymond Green Oh, god.
这些老哥，还有厄尼·约翰逊。
This mother niggas, Ernie Johnson.
我不确定还有谁在那儿。
I don't know who else is there.
但她在中场表演之后，查尔斯·巴克利说：我不确定那些B是不是卡迪·B的。
But after her performance in the halftime show, Charles Barkley go say, I don't know if those b's, those might be Cardi D's.
没错。
Right.
这也太土了吧。
That's so corny.
真的太土了。
That is so corny.
查尔斯。
Charles.
哎哟。
Ugh.
就那种感觉。
Like that.
就是说，
It just.
你都七十了吧。
You're like 70.
你这是在干嘛？
What are you doing?
太老套了。
Was so cheesy.
总之，对。
Anyhow Right.
我刚说了，那些人彻底搞砸了，算了。
Like I said, them niggas absolutely lost and Okay.
没多少。
Not too much.
据我在CNN上看到的报道，唐纳德·特朗普被全场大声嘘了。
And Donald Trump was, quote, thunderously booed according to something I read at on on the CNN.
我看了相关片段，他确实被全场大声嘘了。
And I watched clips of it and he was thunderously booed.
里面和外面。
Inside and outside.
是的。
Yes.
那是重新设计的一部分吗？
Is that a part of the retoo?
嗯，不是。
Well, no.
不是那一部分。
Not that part.
我挺同情艾弗里·威尔逊的，他唱得真美。
I felt sorry for Avery Wilson who sounded beautiful.
艾弗里·威尔逊。
Avery Wilson
太棒了。
Amazing.
嗓音太美了。
A gorgeous voice.
尼克松？
Nixon?
我也不确定这事儿是不是真的，但我在TikTok上看到，他们请了Avery Wilson，因为每次他唱国歌，尼克斯队都赢。
So and some so I don't know that this is true, but I saw on TikTok that they invited Avery Wilson because every time he sung the anthem for the Knicks, they've won.
是啊。
So Yeah.
他们就是想迎合大家对比赛的那些迷信想法，你知道的。
They were just kinda, you know, feeding into everybody's superstitions about the game and, you know
他们的幸运符。
Their lucky charm.
没错。
Right.
但你知道，特朗普会破坏好运气。
And so but, you know, Trump cancels out good energy.
所以我想说
So I would I'll say
每次都算上。
take every time.
首先，我要向艾弗里·威尔逊道歉，
First and foremost, I'm sorry to Avery Wilson that
是的。
Yeah.
让你听到了这些。
You had to hear that.
但你知道，纽约人并不是在对你嘘声。
But you know New Yorkers was not booing you.
你心里清楚。
You know that.
我不清楚
I don't know what
他们真的很美。
they beautiful.
而且在电视转播里，你确实能听到嘘声，但也能听到不少欢呼声。
But also, it on TV, on the broadcast, you could definitely hear the boos but it also sounded like a pretty decent number of cheers too.
但当你
But then when you
看
look at
再看看那些在花园里的人拍的视频，情况就更糟了。
but when you look at people's clips who were in the garden, it's way more horrible.
是啊。
Yeah.
所以，是ABC故意剪辑的吗？
So, like, did did ABC do that?
还是说，本来声音听起来就不一样？
Or, like because it just it sounds different.
我只是想说一下。
I'm just saying.
听起来确实不一样。
It does sound different.
其他人的视频里嘘声要多得多。
It's way booier in other people's videos.
嘘声更响。
Booier.
这倒是真的。
That's true.
我最早看到的那个片段，是有人在现场用iPhone拍的。
So because the first clip that I looked up or or saw of it was like an iPhone ping from someone in a an actual seat.
对。
Right.
听起来大部分
And it did sound like most
布伊尔。
Booy er.
对。
Yeah.
但我后来看了段视频，应该是NBA赛场的麦克风录的，就在现场。
But then I saw footage that was like, I'm assuming the NBA camera microphone or whatever in the Yeah.
在麦迪逊广场花园。
In the Madison Square.
画面特写他那只脏兮兮、烂乎乎的手举到头上。
And it was like close-up of him with his stupid, rotting hand up to his head.
听起来确实有点不一样。
It did sound a little bit different.
他一边笑得一脸坏笑，好像早就知道这事儿要发生。
He used And the to tell goofy smirk on his face like he knew it was gonna happen.
他就是故意捣乱，反正要么他早早就当不上总统了，要么就直接死了。
He's just trolling because he's like, either I'm gonna not be the president sooner or I'm gonna be dead.
所以在那之前，我就尽量让这些人日子不好过。
So let me just make these people's lives as miserable as possible until then.
我看到一个记者，记不清是哪个台了，但有人说麦迪逊广场花园早就知道，只要一在大屏幕上出现他，观众就会嘘他。
I saw some reporter, I can't remember what network or whatever this was on, but someone said that Madison Square Garden knew that he was gonna get booed once he was on the Jumbotron.
所以他们想趁奏国歌的时候放他的画面，觉得那时候观众不会嘘。
So they tried to show him during the national anthem because they thought people wouldn't do it then.
是的。
Yeah.
你们想错了。
You thought wrong.
我当时就想，他们怎么会这么以为？
And I was like, why did they think that?
嗯，说实话，我有点意外，不过是惊喜的那种。
Well, I mean, I was I was a little surprised happily surprised.
因为我说了，这些可是纽约最有钱的人。
Because I said this is the these are the richest people in New York.
他们大概都很支持特朗普，整个下层看台全是白人，稍微有点颜色的都是名人。
They probably love Trump and that whole lower bowl was just a sea of white people and then any color was a celebrity.
简直就是三州地区最有钱的那群白人。
Like, it was just nothing but the wealthiest white people in the tri State area.
我当时觉得，一张票都快二十万美元了。
I was It's like $200,000.
这正是我想说的。
This is what I'm saying.
连最高处的座位都要一万块。
Like, the ticket the the nosebleeds were 10 k.
你要么早就买了季票，是个铁杆球迷，像斯派克·李那样几十年如一日支持球队；要么就是有钱得离谱，专门来这场看热闹。
So you either already have a season ticket and so you a die hard fan, you've been a you you a Spike Lee type of nigga, and you've just been watching the team for decades or you have an insane amount of money and you went to this game.
所以我想，那些超级有钱的人，好像还挺支持他的。
So I was like, don't know, Super rich people kinda love him.
于是我心想，天啊，连纽约最富有的人群都开始嘘他了，这事儿肯定闹得不小。
So I said, damn, it's gotta be bad when even the ultra wealthy in New York City are like, boo.
把她给我赶出去，连你那糟心的孙女一起带走。
Get that bitch out of here and take your shitty ass granddaughter with you.
这姑娘真是扫兴。
Like, girl, fucking up the vibes.
不过先不说这个了，我们回头再谈。
But anyway, we'll get to that.
是的。
Yeah.
我不知道他们那边到底在想什么。
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking about over there.
不过，也得给艾弗里·威尔逊点个赞。
But, yes, also shout out to Avery Wilson.
对。
Yeah.
你唱歌的时候那才叫一个王者风范。
You were sing sing and and that should be King.
干活吧，Avery。
Work, Avery.
这点值得记下来。
That should be noted.
就连那些不知道是你的人也都说，不管这人是谁，台上表现得太炸了。
Even the folks who didn't know it was you were like, well, whoever that is is up there blowing through all this.
这种表现，不管多热闹都该被算上。
Like, that should that should be considered in in the the heat of things.
但你知道吗？
But you know what?
Nickies？不对，是别的名字。
Nickies oh, different name.
Nicks？
Nicks?
Nick Nicklums？
Nick Nicklums?
尼克·科尔斯。
Nick Coles.
是的。
Yeah.
我听见有人说是为‘尼克队’加油。
I saw a niggas say that he was rooting for the Nickas.
我当时就想，嗯，这挺好。
And I was like, yeah, that's great.
不是。
No.
现在没那么多了。
Not too much now.
我不想开这个玩笑。
I don't wanna take this joke.
不过，我还是希望你们能赢。
But yeah, I hope y'all win.
我真为你高兴。
I love this for you.
好的。
Okay.
我是认真的。
No, I'm so serious.
是的。
Yeah.
他们自从我九岁那会儿，就再没进过决赛了。
They haven't been in the finals since I was, like, nine.
对啊。
Yeah.
他们好多年没走到这一步了，你知道的，我们一定会……
It's been a very long time since they have even made it this far and, you know, we'll I'll we'll get we'll
我特别喜欢这座城市现在这种欢乐的氛围。
get I love how much fun the city's having.
关键是这一点。
The sit that's the thing.
咱们现在就谈这个吗？
Like, are we gonna talk about this now?
我们晚点再谈，因为我现在
We're talk about it later because I'm
好吧。
like Okay.
我们等一等。
We'll wait.
我们等一等。
We'll wait.
好。
Okay.
好。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
最近Off Set闹了类似克里斯·布朗那样的事。
So Off Set has had a a Chris Brown like episode recently.
还记得那次吗？呃，对不起，我说错了。
Remember that one time like, a good I'm sorry.
因为你应该知道。
Because you should
哦，这样啊。
Oh, okay.
我还以为出什么事了呢。
Because I was like, what happened?
还记得那次吗？Diddy的儿子们想对Ray J动手，结果克里斯·布朗当场说‘对’。
Remember that one time where Diddy's sons was like trying to jump Ray J or something and Criss Brown was like Yes.
不是的。
No.
给和平一个机会。
Give Peace a chance.
是的。
Yeah.
我们当时觉得
We were like
克里斯托弗·莫里斯。
Christopher Maurice.
乔纳森·梅杰斯在外面的In N Out把那场架给劝开了。
Like Jonathan Majors broke up that fight outside of In N Out.
搞定。
Boom.
所以
So
Offset当时是在哪儿？
Offset was where was it?
他在巴黎吗？
Was he in Paris?
他在摩纳哥。
He was in Monaco.
哦，Dollar是谁？
Oh, who's Dollar?
不好意思。
Sorry.
就是好奇他钱从哪儿来的。
Just wondering where he get money from.
谁出的钱？
Who paid for that?
不好意思。
Sorry.
不好意思。
Sorry.
不好意思。
Sorry.
他在摩纳哥。
He was in Monaco.
好的。
Okay.
我胸口。
My chest.
行吧。
Alright.
他在摩纳哥的时候，差点跟司机打起来。
He was in Monaco and nearly came to blows with a chauffeur.
视频里显示，Offset之所以找司机理论，是因为这人涉嫌对一群等车的女性动手动脚。
The video shows Offset confronting the driver because this man allegedly was manhandling a group of women who were also, I guess, waiting to get a ride or something.
根据Offset和几位目击者的说法，这名司机当时很凶，居然揪着女人们的脖子或衣领不放。
So according to Offset and a couple witnesses, this driver was aggressive in like grabbing women by like their neck or the collar by their neck.
我看到的视频里没拍到那一段。
Video didn't show that part, not from what I saw.
但我看到的是，Offset非常凶地冲过去，指着那家伙说：‘你敢碰女人，敢动手摸女人，你就是个渣男。’
But what I did see is Offset very aggressively approaching this man and threatened to beat his ass saying, you touching women, you putting your hands on women, you a bitch.
哦。
Oh.
他还说，要是那家伙再敢抓一个女孩，他就把对方揍得满地找牙。
And saying, if he grab one more girl like that, I'm a beat him the fuck up.
有一刻，好像有个跟他一起的人。
At one point, it seemed like a man who was with him.
我不确定那是他朋友还是谁，但有个男人冲上去，一把把那司机拽倒在地上。
I don't know if this was his friend or what, but a man who was was like in the group grabbed this driver and like tossed him to the ground.
他们根本不是一伙的。
They were not with the shit.
我倒觉得这司机确实对女人有不当的肢体接触，因为周围的人都一副同仇敌忾的样子。
And I I kinda believe that this man did touch some woman inappropriately or aggressively because everyone around this person seemed like they were on the same page.
明白了。
Okay.
有个人，我觉得是拍视频的，或者附近的人，当Offset说‘你再碰一个女孩，我就揍得你满地找牙’的时候。
One guy, I think the person who was recording the the thing or maybe someone nearby, when Offset was like, I'm a beat him the fuck up if you touch one more girl.
那人就说：‘兄弟，不值得。’
The guy was like, it ain't worth it, bro.
就是，你知道的。
Just it's just you know.
归根结底，真不值得。
And ultimately, it isn't worth it.
Offset。
Offset.
对。
Yeah.
他脸上的淤青还没消呢。
Blue cheeks still healing.
不错。
Nice.
别搞事了。
Stop drama.
你最近挺忙的。
You got a lot going on.
是的。
Yeah.
你最近挺忙的。
You got a lot going on.
给忘了。
Forgot about
让那个男人去处理吧。
Let that other man take care of it.
我也挺喜欢这样的。
I do like that.
是的。
Yeah.
对吧？
Right?
我真是没想到会这样。
I'm pleasantly shocked.
我也是。
Same.
我根本想不到Offset会为这样的女性挺身而出。
I would have never thought Offset would take up for a woman like that.
我真没料到会这样。
I would have never thought it.
也许那个臀部镜头是不行的。
Maybe the butt shot shot is like Uh-uh.
不行。
Nope.
不对。
Nope.
谁说得准呢。
You never know.
也许会让人重新认识。
Maybe like rewires
不会的。
It doesn't.
但感觉就像是，哦，我被拍了背面。
But it's like, oh, I got back shot.
现在我才真正明白了那种处境。
So now I really understand the plight of
天啊，让我变成一只鸟吧。
Dear God, make me a bird.
我就是一只鸟。
I am a bird.
是的
Yeah.
所以我看了这个，突然想起以前那个惹麻烦的家伙在街上闹事的情景，就是那样。
So I watched this and I was like, oh, this reminds me of the time that other problematic nigga was like in the streets like Yeah.
蝙蝠侠。
Batman.
就是那次克里斯·布朗做了件好事，确实阻止了冲突升级。
That one time Chris Brown did a good thing, yes, and stopped the fight from getting worse.
我记得那件事。
I do remember that.
没错。
Right.
好的。
Okay.
那挺好。
Well, good for him.
你知道吗？
And you know what?
如果这能开启一连串Offset做善事的开端，那也挺好。
If this starts a long chain of Offset doing good things, then so fucking be it.
也许他现在终于对治疗师说了实话，情况会开始好转。
You know, maybe maybe he telling that therapist the truth now and shit is gonna turn around.
说不定他真的准备认真改变了。
Like, maybe he really finna do the work.
那会特别有意思。
That would be so fun.
那会
That would
很有趣。
be fun.
如果他真的这么说的话。
If he's like Yeah.
反转了。
Plot twist.
我被人枪击了。
I got shot.
我欠了太多人钱。
I owe way too many people money.
我吃药。
I'll take the meds.
对。
Yeah.
我擅长这个。
I'm good at that.
我还是直接吃药吧。
I will just go ahead and take the meds.
我就待在赌场不走了。
I'm a stay at that casino.
我打算不碰说唱歌手了。
I'm a leave rappers alone.
我至少每周跟孩子们视频一次。
I'm a FaceTime my kids at least once a week.
你知道的，那些小事儿。
You know, little shit.
正在做出大的改变。
Making making big changes.
这样挺好。
That's good.
我很希望这样。
I would love that.
是的。
Yeah.
那会很美好。
That would be beautiful.
哦，扎尔瓦改名的事，就发生在马多克斯之后没几天。
Oh, this was only the Zaharva name change was only a few days after Maddox.
是的。
Yeah.
我就是这个意思。
That's what I'm saying.
我觉得不是这样。
I feel like no.
我觉得这两个孩子的事，接连发生，简直就是催着他赶紧把那家伙赶走。
I feel like both of them kids, just back to back was like, yeah, go on and get that nigga out of here.
没错。
Well Yeah.
伊德里斯·艾尔巴爵士，你知道的，他现在是爵士了。
Sir Idris Elba, because you know he's a sir now.
没错。
Do.
还被封了骑士，诸如此类的。
Got like knighted and shit.
对他来说挺有意思的，你知道的。
Which is cute for him, know.
现在我们都叫他伊德里斯爵士之类的。
Now we call him Sir Idris or whatever.
人们一直说希望他演詹姆斯·邦德，说了好多好多年了。
You know, people have been talking about wanting him to play James Bond forever and ever and ever.
那会儿早就过去了。
We're past that.
他本人也早就不在乎这个了。
He's past that.
好吧。
Okay.
因为他提到过，现实一点说，有些市场就是不接受黑人版邦德。
Because he said, in realistic terms, some markets just don't go for that, black Bond.
他说邦德这个角色在全球都很受欢迎，观众不会接受黑人或非洲裔男性来演邦德。
He said Bond is big all over the world and audiences won't go for a black male and African male playing Bond.
在他们的文化里，人们根本不喜欢这样的设定，就这么简单。
That's not what they like in their culture, period.
所以他一直表示，很感谢大家希望他出演这个角色的这份心意。
So he's continued or maintained that he's flattered by people and their desire to see him play the role.
但他也明确说，这事儿根本不可能发生。
But he's also like, it's never gonna happen.
那些喜欢邦德的，都是白人男性，他们只认白人男性演邦德。
Like, white men who love white men are Bond fans.
他们对这个改动完全没兴趣。
They're not interested.
不过还是要感谢你们的支持。
But shout out to y'all.
他还说，邦德这个角色本身就不真实。
He also said Bond is so unrealistic.
所以有点现实感挺好，但别非得把它搞成政治正确。
So a hint of reality is good, but let's not try and make it woke.
我觉得得忠于它本来的样子——就是让人逃离现实的东西。
I think you've got to be pure to what it is, escapism.
别去迎合世界的口味，就做邦德自己。
Don't try to answer the world's taste, just be Bond.
我不太在意那种说法，也不太认同这种措辞。
Didn't care like, don't care for the wording of that.
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
不过我也不反对。
But I don't disagree.
没错。
Right.
我觉得我正好就是这么想的。
I think that's exactly where I am with it.
你这么说，听起来像是从某个极端男性论坛或者右翼播客里抄来的。
Like, weird way to you said that in a very incel magazine or, you know, right wing podcast kinda way.
你知道吗，那些愤世嫉俗的男性特别喜欢这句话。
You know, the incels love this quote.
没错。
Right.
没错。
Right.
我敢打赌他们正吃得津津有味。
I bet they are eating that
他们确实吃得挺香。
shit up like They're eating it.
其中一个角色，他倒是懂这个。
One of the tyrones, he gets it.
是的。
Yes.
确实如此，但他明显是在说，种族歧视让他没法出演这个角色。
So, it is but, I mean, he is also pretty clearly saying, racism is keeping me from playing this role.
大家都希望我演，但归根结底这还是个赚钱的生意。
Everybody wants me to do it, but this is a money business first and foremost.
如果他们觉得赚不到几亿美元，就不会拍这部电影。
And if they feel like they're not gonna make, you know, hundreds of millions of dollars, then they're not gonna make this movie.
真让人无奈。
So it's like, damn.
你们明明没注意到他是在点醒你们。
Feel like y'all are skipping right over the way he's calling you out.
其实就是你们自己的偏见，不过算了。
Like, it's your own biases, like but alright.
你说得也没错，这倒是事实。
I mean, you're not you're not wrong is the thing.
你刚才说的每一句都一点没错。
You didn't say one single thing that was incorrect about that.
所以。
So
对。
Yeah.
我也看过很多部007电影。
Also, I've watched many James Bond films.
我很喜欢《夺宝奇兵》，一直特别爱那种动作感。
I much like Indiana Jones and I've always loved the, like, the action element to it.
片子里经常干掉纳粹。
They often kill Nazis.
这挺带劲的。
So that's fun.
但它们处理爱情和女性的方式，又有点浮夸。
But they're also, like, campy in the way that they deal with love, women.
哦，没错。
Oh, yeah.
挺傻的。
Silly.
那种喝酒、抽烟的设定。
That whole aspect, drinking, smoking.
尤其是伊恩·弗莱明笔下的詹姆斯·邦德故事里。
So, it's especially with Ian Fleming's James Bond stories.
这种角色早就定型了：风流成性、魅力十足、随心所欲、不守规矩、谁也别管我，炸了就炸了。
It's so ingrained into the character that he's this like, womanizing, sexy, I do what I want, I go against the rules, bitch, don't tell me nothing and I'm gonna blow this up.
观众喜欢的就是这种人设。
Character, that's what they like about it.
是的。
Yeah.
一旦你把詹姆斯·邦德改成简·邦德，或者改成亚裔、黑人
The minute that you make James Bond Jane Bond or Asian or black
没错。
Right.
那些想看性感白人男性的白人男性，就是这么想的。
Those white men who want to see a sexy white man are like, They do.
他们就想要这个。
That's what they want.
没错。
They do.
他们特别想要。
They want it bad.
所以我同意，伊德里斯演得好像有点种族歧视。
So, I agree that Idris seemed to be like, look, too racist.
根本不可能。
Never gonna happen.
但我觉得，不如就让他们在那边随心所欲，反正他们就是为了赚钱。
But I think you might as well just let them do what they want to over there because they're gonna wanna make money.
说实话，如果你不照他们说的做，咱们就得天天听几百万人抱怨。
And to be honest with you, if you don't do what they want, we all have to deal with hearing millions of people bitch.
所以直接联系雅各布·埃尔罗迪或者其他人吧，赶紧把这事办了。
So just call Jacob Elordi or whoever and let's get this shit moving.
你能想象得出来吗？
Can you even imagine?
想象不出来。
No.
我倒是可以想象雅各布·埃尔罗迪和蒂莫西·查拉梅特在一起的样子，而且我真的能想象他演这个角色，百分百没问题。
Well, I could see Jacob Elordi over at Timothee Chalamet, but, yeah, I actually could imagine him in that 100% I can see it.
没错，我能想象。
Yes, I could.
太合适了。
So damn.
好了。
Alright.
我的意思是
I mean
有人说亨利·卡维尔可能会出演，但我总觉得他们根本不会选他。
Some people are saying Henry Cavill is being rumored for it and I'm like, they're never giving me a time Henry Cavill.
他不是演过007吧？没演过。
Because wasn't he in no, he wasn't in James Bond.
他演过一部《碟中谍》电影。
He was in like a Mission Impossible movie.
他确实长得挺像007的。
Oh, he looks like a he looks like a Bond too.
他演过《超人：钢铁之躯》。
Was in Man of Steel.
他总是演超人。
Always Superman.
对。
Mhmm.
真糟心。
Damn.
所以你其实已经……嗯，没错。
So you've kinda already, well, yeah.
他确实适合演007。
He could do James Bond.
对。
Yeah.
007可不是超级英雄。
Bond is not a superhero.
没错。
Right.
他是，他是……
Is he He's
就是一个帅得离谱、带着高科技装备的普通人。
just a hot guy with gadgets.
他是公开的同性恋吗？
Is he openly gay or something?
詹姆斯干嘛要选他？
Why would James do him?
哦，不会吧。
Oh, no.
我只是觉得，这种角色简直太好演了，一点挑战都没有。
Because I just think that it it seems like one of those roles that's too much of a layup.
太简单了。
Like, too easy.
就连伊德里斯都行。
Like, even Idris.
伊德里斯演邦德绝对特别棒。
Idris would have been an amazing bond.
咱们说实话吧。
Let's be completely honest.
对。
Right.
但这也感觉像是黑人角色，而且也太简单了。
But it also feels like black but also, too easy.
别开玩笑了。
Let's gag to sit.
明白了。
So Got you.
就像我说的，我敢肯定他没多久前还演过另一部超级间谍片。
And like I said, I'm pretty sure he was in another super spy movie not that long ago.
所以我们可能会跳过他。
So we might skip over him for that.
好的。
Okay.
而且他还不是英国人。
Also, not British.
我不清楚他那个英式口音是什么样的。
Don't know what his British accent sounds like.
你知道，邦德本来也应该是英国人。
Because you know Bond is also supposed to be Brit.
我是不是六岁啊？
Am I six?
我查了维基百科，发现他确实是英国人，不过来自泽西岛。
Well, you know what I'm seeing here on Wikipedia that is that he is British but he's from Jersey.
亨利·卡维尔。
Henry Cavill.
我想说的是，亨利·卡维尔，
I think it's Oh, Henry Cavill,
21岁。
21.
对。
Yeah.
不，我觉得21 Savage至少是出生在那边的，对吧？
No, I think twenty one Savage was at least born over there, wasn't he?
我之前还真不知道。
I didn't.
哦，等等，他确实有口音。
Oh, wait, he does have an accent.
不是吗？
Doesn't he?
我好一阵子没听过他用本音说话了。
I haven't heard him speak as himself in a while.
我其实专门查过这个人。
I actually have looked this man up.
说实话，我之前根本不知道他是谁。
Know, I did not know who that was.
他真的特别帅。
Oh, he's so very handsome.
他长得就像九十年代看卡通片时那种典型的帅气白人帅哥，就是那种感觉。
He's like he's like, if you watch like a cartoon or something in the nineties and it was like the hot white It's like, he looks like that.
是的。
Yeah.
哦，这个 guy 看起来有点像加斯顿，就是没那么夸张的胸肌。
Oh, this one, he kinda looked like Gaston without the huge titties.
对。
Yes.
是的。
Yeah.
明白了。
Okay.
对。
Yes.
我懂了。
I see it.
我明白了。
I see it.
这个比喻太贴切了。
Such a good comparison.
他确实长得像加斯顿。
He absolutely looks like Gaston.
是的。
Yeah.
不过说实话，我之前根本不知道他是英国人，或者是我给忘了。
But yeah, he I didn't I don't think I knew that he was British or maybe I fucking forgot.
他是什么时候搬来的？
When did he move here?
因为我记得他
Because I remember the
出生在泽西岛。
was born in Jersey.
这正是我想说的。
That's what I'm saying.
我觉得他父母是英国人，但他出生在这里。
I think his parents are British, but he was born here.
所以他
So he
出生在泽西岛的母亲。
Jersey born mother.
对吧？
Right?
明白了。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
是的。
Yeah.
他爸爸出生在英格兰。
His father was born in England.
不过，他那时候应该能搞定。
Anyway, he could probably do it then.
对。
Right.
没错。
Right.
如果
If
你爸要是有口音，你完全可以模仿出来。
your daddy has an accent, you could probably just pull that off.
是的。
Yeah.
当然了。
Oh, yeah.
他不是苏格兰口音，也不是英格兰或爱尔兰口音。
He he wasn't Scottish English and Irish.
所以那差不多涵盖了那边的所有国家。
So that's kinda all of them countries over there.
所以，是这样。
So, yeah.
我很想看看。
I would like to see it.
对。
Yeah.
那样的话我也不介意。
Wouldn't be mad at that.
比雅各布·劳迪还高的是什么？
Anything over Jacob Lordy?
不好意思。
I'm sorry.
我不信这个说法。
I don't buy it.
你不喜欢内特·雅各布斯？
You don't like Nate Jacobs?
不喜欢。
No.
哦，
Oh,
我觉得他挺帅的。
I think he's cute.
你知道吗？
You know what?
我就记得雅各布·劳迪现在可火了，因为有人问他最爱的游戏是什么，他说是《王国之心》。
I just remember Jacob Lordy is gang now because someone asked him what his favorite video game was and he said KingdomHearts.
所以表兄弟们也是。
So are Cousins.
好吧。
Alright.
那会儿
That
我当时就觉得，就是这样，就是这样。
was when I was like That's That's what
我本来想说的是。
what I was
我们现在没问题了。
We cool now.
就这些，就这些。
That's all That's
我就是这个意思。
what I was like.
你有没有发现，好莱坞一推出白人演员，就非得夸得跟天仙下凡似的。
You know when Hollywood like pumps out a white person is like, oh my god, impossibly fine.
是啊。
Oh, yeah.
我们谁不想要和这样的人在一起呢？
Don't we all wanna have sex with this person?
天哪。
Oh, god.
干脆把所有角色都给他们吧，可我们看着还是会说：算了吧。
Let's give them all the roles and we'd be looking at them like No.
这个人长得真的很好看。
That person looks perfectly fine.
我觉得我在阿姆斯特丹大道上都路过过上百万个这样的。
I feel like I walked past a million of them on Amsterdam Avenue or whatever.
对啊。
Right.
但这就是我对雅各布的感觉。
But well That's how I feel about Jacob
是的。
Yeah.
我不是想种族歧视，但这些白人男性真的长得太像了。
I'm not trying to be too racist but a whole lot of these white men look alike.
你甚至可以把雅各布·奥劳迪和亨利·卡维尔并排走在街上，一个跟一个，我可能都分不清谁是谁。
In fact, you could possibly put Jacob O'Lordy and then Henry Cavill down the street walking just right one right behind the other and I might get confused.
抱歉。
Sorry.
这道歉可真到位。
Now that's a Sorry.
我平时不会仔细看他们的脸。
I don't look me's faces that closely.
你都不认识他们？
You don't know them?
明白了。
Okay.
是的。
Yeah.
也许只有他们的头在眼前飘过的时候。
Maybe if just their floating heads were passing through.
什么？
What?
哈里·卡维尔这种人，简直就是一辆电动皮卡。
What is being Harry Cavill is a cyber truck of a man.
这人简直就是F3啊。
That man is an f three Yeah.
他的胳膊挺好看。
He has nice arms.
他哪儿都好看。
He has nice everything.
这人身材真高大。
That man is huge.
好吧。
Okay.
我只是想说，你其实并不觉得。
I'm just saying like You like, no,
因为我是认真的。
because I mean this shit.
就像，这根本不可能。
Like, there
根本没这回事。
is no Okay.
没法比。
Cannot compare.
压根儿不可能。
It's just not gonna happen.
好吧。
Okay.
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