商务中心的母亲节：2026年5月7日，星期四

他说，是的。

And he said, yeah.

我想，他应该是这么说的。

This is I I think this is what he said.

他说，是的。

He said, yeah.

他确实给你买了礼物，但接着他又说，我们要去旅行。

He did get you present, but then he said, and we're taking a trip.

后来我就开始聊旅行的事，结果根本没问你买了什么。

And then I started, like, talking more about the trip, so I never asked what you got.

明白了。

Okay.

这听起来不太像。

That doesn't like

我知道。

I know.

我在努力回想。

I'm trying to think.

听起来不太对劲。

That doesn't sound Do

要我帮你查一下吗？

want me to find out?

不用。

No.

不用。

No.

不用。

No.

不用。

No.

你知道吗？

You know what?

我本来打算去的，但他已经给你准备好了。

I'm going But he got you

没戏。

a no.

不行。

No.

我们还担心他会不会给你带点什么。

We were worried he wasn't gonna get you something.

关于利什的事儿

And the thing about Lish

哦，我从来没担心过这个。

Oh, I was never concerned about that.

利什这个人呢，总是容易过头。

The thing about Lish is that, like, he actually always overdoes it.

你当然知道。

You actually Of course.

我跟你说的就是这个意思。

That's what I'm telling you.

我真的一点都不担心。

I'm not concerned.

没错。

No.

但你之前在节目里说，他得好好给你准备一份礼物。

But you said on the show, like, he better get you.

你担心他根本没意识到这有多重要。

Like, you're worried that he doesn't realize that this is such a milestone.

是啊。

Yeah.

其实我早就

Well, I've

一直跟人夸这趟旅行，说我自己有多期待。

been really hyping up the trip and how excited I am.

所以，希望他只是接住了我那些暗示。

So, like, hopefully, he's just been taking my subtle hints.

我真的特别兴奋。

I really am so excited.

但我从来没带孩子出过远门。

But, I've never traveled with a child before.

我的清单长得吓人。

Like, my checklist is overwhelming.

我得把所有东西都带上，你知道的。

Like like, I gotta bring everything.

嗯？

You know?

啊。

Oh.

酒店有婴儿床之类的儿童友好设施吗？

Is the hotel, like, kid friendly where they have cribs and and tings?

我不确定。

I'm not sure.

他们那儿应该有婴儿床。

They probably have a crib.

你不用来回带着它。

You don't have to bring it back and forth.

不用。

No.

不用。

No.

不用。

No.

我不会来回带婴儿床的。

I'm not bringing it back and forth.

我觉得就连汽车旅馆这种地方都有婴儿床。

I feel like even, like they have cribs at, like, a Motel six.

这简直就是基本人权。

It's like a basic human right.

对。

Yeah.

就像罐子里的圣经一样。

Like, it's like the bible in the jar.

我都觉得我不该问这事儿。

Feel like I even have to ask.

是的。

Yeah.

就像罐子里的圣经一样。

It's like the bible in the jar.

没错。

Exactly.

就像一块香皂。

It's like a bar of soap.

你带罗密欧去吗？

Are you bringing Romeo?

杰姬，认真点吧。

Jackie, be for real.

你是认真的吗？

Are you serious?

我觉得这种旅行，大概是那种

I feel like that's the sort of trip, like, that you

带狗去的旅行。

bring your dog on.

这种旅行，或许适合

It's sort of trip maybe you bring

带狗去。

your dog on.

当然了。

For sure.

稍微休息一下，待在家里。

A little staycation.

我看到一个特别搞笑的抖音视频。

I saw a the funniest TikTok.

是关于产后妈妈的，照片里她推着婴儿车，旁边还牵着狗。

It was, like, postpartum it was a picture of her, like, with her stroller pushing her baby and her dog on the leash.

她配文说：产后妈妈们，你们有没有想过，干脆把狗绳也松开。

And she was like, postpartum mamas, do you ever just and she's like, go off the leash.

底下评论都说，这真让人难过。

And the comments were like, this makes me so sad.

我说，姐妹，你都快吐了。

Like, girl, throw up.

至少她还带狗出去了。

At least she took the

狗？评论区都疯了。

dog on a crazy comments.

至少她还带狗出去散步了。

At least she took the dog on a walk.

我可做不到这一点。

It's more than I can say.

还得带着孩子。

With the baby.

这真够有魄力的。

That's ambitious.

本经常这么干。

Ben does it all the time.

看得我心惊肉跳。

It makes me so nervous.

布鲁诺啊，你可别这样。

Bruno oh, you can't do this.

但布鲁诺老往婴儿车底下钻。

But, like, Bruno would go under the stroller in the, like, carriage.

真可爱。

That's cute.

对。

Yeah.

特别可爱。

Really cute.

他在那儿特别开心。

He was very happy there.

是的。

Yeah.

如果罗密欧能安静点，我就让他进篮子里。

If Romeo would chill, I would let him come in the basket.

那样的话，他或许就能一起去海边度假了。

Maybe then he could be invited on trips to the cape.

去海边度假。

Trips to the cape.

你看了奥利维亚·库尔波那条庆祝她狗狗生日的视频吗？

Did you see Olivia Culpo's It's Her Dog's Birthday?

她和我啊

And she Olivia Culpo and I

我们现在的人生阶段完全不一样。

are just, like, on different journeys.

最神奇的是，她其实也算是我这样的妈妈之一。

And what's crazy is that, like, she's, like, one of my fellow mamas.

她和劳伦·伊莲娜，我们俩差不多是同一个月或前后脚生的孩子。

Like, her, Lauren Elena, we gave birth in, like, the same month or two.

所以我特别能理解她发的内容，也总是好奇她最近在忙什么。

So I really relate to her content, and I'm always curious to see what she's up to.

至于她那些关于狗狗的视频，我真的一点也代入不了，

And her dog content, like, I genuinely cannot relate did,

居然还专门为奥利弗·斯普林克尔办了个生日纪念。

like, a whole tribute for Oliver Sprinkle's birthday.

他们给他过生日，专门做了一块六磅重的牛排。

They made him a six pound tomahawk steak for his birthday.

你能想象吗？

Could you imagine?

我简直没法想象怎么搬得动那么大一块。

I can't imagine carrying that much.

不行。

No.

确实不行。

No.

给狗做一块牛排？

To make a steak for the dog?

得给他做个旋转木马。

To make a carousel.

那也太费劲了吧。

Like, that's a lot of work.

哦，天哪。

Oh, no.

她在故事里提到过。

It's in her stories.

我不确定她有没有也讲过旋转木马，但确实在她的故事里出现过。

I I don't know if she did carousel too, but it was in her stories.

其实特别暖心。

It was actually really sweet.

为奥利弗高兴呢。

Well, I'm happy for Oliver.

撒点糖霜。

Sprinkles.

她会不会收养其他寄养动物啊？

Maybe is is she open is she taking other fosters?

就是说

Like

这对罗密欧来说会是一个充满爱的家。

It would be a loving home for Romeo.

我开玩笑的。

I joke.

其实几天前，我们开始让罗密欧睡在我们床上。

Actually, a couple of days ago, we started to let Romeo sleep in our bed.

这感觉真的挺好的。

That has been quite nice, actually.

我总觉得心里缺了点什么。

I feel like we're I really want there is a yearning.

就是有一种渴望。

Like, there's a desire.

你是想养条狗吗？

You want to have a dog?

不是。

No.

不。

No.

我想好好爱我现有的这只狗。

I want to love the dog that I have.

好吧。

Okay.

但现实中的种种限制让我很难做到，我就是特别想，就只是好好爱Romeo。

But the practical application of policy is making it difficult, but I'm really like, I would like to just, like, love Romeo.

我以前特别享受养狗的日子。

I loved having a dog.

我特别享受自己是个爱狗之人。

I loved being a dog lover.

我不想变成那种讨厌自己狗的刻薄老太婆，可我真的烦透了我这狗。

Like, I I don't wanna be this curmudgeony old lady who hates her dog, but, like, I hate my fucking dog.

我觉得一起睡觉会有帮助。

I feel like sleeping in bed together helps.

是的。

Yes.

不。

No.

而且他当时

And he was

特别可爱。

being really cute.

他爬到我的枕头上。

He came up on my pillow.

就是说，

Like, it's

太可爱了。

It's so cute.

那就是布鲁诺和我，热乎着呢。

Like, that's Bruno and I hot.

那是布鲁诺和我专属的时光。

That's Bruno and I's special time.

是的。

Yeah.

我们会到那一步的。

Like, we'll get there.

我们会到那一步的。

We'll get there.

确实有这个愿望。

Like, there is a desire.

对。

Yeah.

好的。

Okay.

你一定会做到的。

You will get there.

而且一旦你看到露比和

And also once you see, like, Ruby and

当然。

Of course.

当然。

Of course.

他们俩认识吗？

They do they know each other?

是的。

Yeah.

当然。

Of course.

罗密欧，罗密欧。

Romeo, Romeo.

这简直就是我平时的样子。

That's literally me all the time.

他叫Ruby，但他觉得自己叫Romeo。

He's Ruby thinks his name is Romeo.

别说了。

Stop.

你知道吗？

Like, because you know what?

我们在佛罗里达待了那么久，我特别放松，因为Romeo总在海滩上散步。

When we were in Florida for so long, I really relaxed because, you know, like, Romeo was walking on the beach.

他的脚丫子都没踩在地上。

His feet weren't Yeah.

他就在街上到处走。

He walks out in streets.

对啊。

Oh, yeah.

我就说，快从垫子上下来。

I'm like, get off the mat.

别踩在垫子上。

Get off the mat.

我简直疯了。

I'm like, nutty.

百分之百。

Percent.

别踩在垫子上。

Get off the mat.

太恶心了。

It's disgusting.

快下来。

Get off.

不行。

No.

不行。

No.

你这么说也没错。

You're not wrong for that.

我从来都没错。

I never am.

确实如此。

It's true.

我昨天打麻将打了好久。

I played mahjong yesterday for so long.

我们那群人打麻将都是趁午睡时间，特别合适。

Like, we were playing we play all like, the group that I play with, we play during nap time, so it's really perfect.

整整两个小时呢。

Like, it's two hours.

可两个小时根本不够用。

We all but, like, the two hours just, like, weren't enough.

于是大家都把孩子带到麻将室来了。

So everybody, like, brought their kids over to the mahjong room.

那简直像场派对。

And it was party.

我们玩了整整四个小时。

We played for, like, four hours.

特别开心。

Fun.

确实如此。

It was.

你赢了吗？

Did you win?

我赢了。

I did.

赢了不少。

A lot.

那根本就是大获全胜。

Not like it wasn't a landslide.

不是一直赢吗？

It wasn't incessant?

大家都赢了不少。

Everybody won a bunch.

我们大概玩了十局，我赢了三局。

We probably played, like, 10 games, and I won three.

嗯，明白了。

Okay.

挺不错的。

That's good.

对。

Yes.

我只是不想让自己太难看。

I just didn't wanna embarrass myself.

当然。

No.

没错。

No.

确实如此。

No.

表现得不错。

It was a it was a good showing.

是的。

Yeah.

当然。

Absolutely.

好的。

Okay.

我还好告诉你些什么呢？

What else can I tell you?

嗯，我想我们还可以

Well, I guess we could get

如果非得讲的话，那就讲讲这些故事吧。

into the stories if we must.

哎呀。

Ugh.

我知道。

I know.

其实今天我倒是有一些挺不错的故事。

Actually, have like pretty good stories today.

行吧。

Alright.

好吧。

Fine.

RBG。

RBG.

露丝·巴德·金斯伯格。

Ruth Bader Gins.

安息。

RIP.

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Like, I use Minted for my thank you cards, for my, like, wedding programs, for my beer carton mazon, like the blessings that I left on everyone's plates.

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接下来很自然的就是开始定制节日贺卡了。

The natural next step is, then you start doing holiday cards.

等有了宝宝，又会用他们家的感谢卡。

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任何当过父母的人都知道，喂养决策不是一次性的事。

Anyone who's a parent knows that feeding decisions aren't a one time thing.

你要一遍又一遍、一个阶段接一个阶段地做决定。

You make them again and again and again, stage after stage.

但市面上很多选择，不管是给婴儿、幼儿还是大孩子，都很难达到你对孩子饮食的期望标准。

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父母们总是被迫在食材、营养、透明度，甚至安全性上妥协，这让人不禁想问：为什么宠物食品的选择反而比孩子食品还多、还优质？

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这时候，Little Spoon 就派上用场了。

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知道你正在帮孩子养成健康的饮食习惯，这种安心感真的很重要。

And knowing you're helping your kid set up with healthy habits, that is a peace of mind that really matters.

我现在正处于给宝宝喂辅食的阶段。

Obviously, I'm in the baby stage right now.

他们为婴儿提供了很多不错的选择。

They have a lot of really good options for babies.

比如你正在喂泥状食物，他们就有搭配好的婴儿辅食泥。

Like, you're doing purees, they have baby blends.

还有独立包装的果泥袋。

They have pouches.

如果孩子到了幼儿阶段，他们有小块餐食，切成合适大小，帮孩子顺利过渡到吃餐桌食物。

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For big kids, they have plates that are heat and eat with super foods, hidden veggies.

便当盒让人想起童年，但用的食材好太多了。

The lunchers are very nostalgic but made with such better ingredients.

他们还有溶豆。

They've got puffs.

他们还有超棒的奶昔、酸奶和零食袋。

They've got beyond smoothies, yoga, snack pouches.

不管孩子处在哪个阶段，你都能找到既方便又健康、食材优质的餐食和点心。

Literally, whatever stage of life you're in, your kids are gonna be able to get meals that are, like, really convenient for you, the parent, but you don't compromise on health or ingredients.

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So feeding the kids doesn't have to be complicated.

Little Spoon 为每个成长阶段都设计了营养均衡的正餐和点心，让喂养变得很简单。

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Roback.

每年母亲节总是来得猝不及防。

You know, Mother's Day sneaks up on everyone every year.

一转眼你还觉得时间多得是。

One second, you're thinking, oh, we have so much time.

下一秒就变成前一天，你还在刷手机，想找能当天送达的礼物。

The next second, it's the day before you're scrolling trying to find a gift that can be delivered within one day.

我们提醒你一下，你还有几天时间。

And let us remind you, you got a couple of days.

Roback 是个不错的选择。

Roback is a great option.

咱们干脆叫它‘母亲月’吧。

Let's call it mother's month.

你懂的。

You know?

有时候礼物到得有点晚。

Sometimes the gift arrives a little late.

其实完全可以叫母亲月。

It could be mother's month.

Roback 真挺贴心的，她们的母亲节系列做得特别棒。

Roback is making it easy because their mother's day collection is so good.

里面全是超可爱的运动裙、春季单品，特别适合那些整天忙个不停的妈妈——不管是买菜、打网球、打高尔夫、和朋友散步，还是只想随便穿得体面一点，不用费劲打扮。

It's full of the cutest active dresses, sports, spring pieces that feel perfect for the mom who's always doing something, whether that's running errands, playing tennis, golfing, walking with friends, or just wanting to look put together without trying that hard.

我们特别喜欢的几款里，有这款 Vista 运动裙。

A few of our favorite picks are the Vista Active Dress.

就是那款带 G2G 技术的。

This is the one that has the g two g technology.

基本上，上厕所时只需要把短裤部分拉下来，不用把整条裙子都脱掉。

Basically, you can pull the shorts down to go to the bathroom without having to pull the entire dress down.

如果你穿过运动裙，就一定明白这个设计有多实用。

If So you have ever worn an active dress, you know exactly why this feature is so important.

这种设计一旦用过，你就会想：为什么不是所有裙子都这么设计？

It's one of those things where once you have it, you're like, why does everyone not have this?

还有悉尼运动裙，我们特别喜欢，因为颜色选择多得可爱。

There's also the Sydney active score, which we love because it comes in so many cute colors.

它有支撑性腰带，收腰效果很好，但穿起来依然很舒服。

It's got a supportive waistband that really holds you in, but it still feels comfortable.

这简直就是一件既好看又实用的春日穿搭。

So it's very much giving like a cute spring outfit that also happens to be quite functional.

最后是墨尔本运动裙，特别适合打高尔夫、打网球，或者春夏日常穿着。

And then lastly, the Melbourne active dress, which is perfect for hitting the links, the tennis court, the spring or summer.

它有种精致的运动风，让你同时看起来有活力、可爱又得体。

It has that polished athletic look where you feel sporty, cute, put together all at once.

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So use code toast on roback.com for 20% off your first order through the end of this week.

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That's rhoback.com.

优惠码是 t-o-a-s-t，首单享 20% 折扣，截止到本周结束。

Code is t o a s t for 20% off your first order through the end of this week.

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Parallel.

怀孕会大量消耗体内的营养储备，很多女性在怀孕前其实已经营养不足了，自己却没意识到。

So pregnancy pulls really heavily from your nutrient reserves, and a lot of women actually start pregnancy already low without realizing it.

所以孕期补充剂真的特别重要。

That's why the prenatals that you take are so important.

无论你还在备孕阶段，还是已经怀孕了，Parallel 都是绝佳的选择。

And Parallel is such a great option whether you're in the conception stage, whether you have conceived.

我备孕期间去看医生时，她就建议我，早在怀孕前很久就应该开始吃孕期维生素了。

Actually, when I was, like, going to the doctor before I got pregnant, she actually recommended being on prenatals, like, long before you actually get pregnant.

所以Parallel真的是个非常好的选择。

And so Parallel is such a great option.

其实，在怀孕前就先把营养储备好，效果更好。

It's actually better to build up the nutrients before you actually need it for pregnancy.

早点开始，会让你感觉更安心，也更有主动性。

So starting early makes you feel calm and proactive.

Parallel特别棒，因为它专为还没打算怀孕的阶段设计。

And parallel is great because it's designed for the not trying yet phase.

他们专门推出了一套备孕支持方案，就是给这个过渡期用的。

They literally created a conception support pack for this in between season.

它不是那种普通的孕期维生素。

It's not just a generic prenatal.

里面包含的营养成分，都是产科医生在备孕前特别看重的，比如辅酶Q10、DHA、叶酸和胆碱。

It includes nutrients that OBs really prioritize before conception, like CoQ ten, DHA, folate, choline.

它是由在职妇产科医生创办的。

It's founded by practicing OBGYN.

我们特别喜欢他们的孕期维生素。

We love their prenatals.

我喜欢他们为不同孕期阶段设计了不同的配方。

I love that they have different prenatals for different trimesters.

你不用整个怀孕期间都吃同样的东西。

You're not just taking the same thing as everyone else for the entire pregnancy.

他们现在还覆盖了备孕阶段，这一点同样重要。

And they're also now covering the time before you get pregnant, which is just as important.

他们甚至为男性也推出了专用维生素，让双方都处于最佳备孕状态。

They even have vitamins for your man, so you'll both be optimized for conception.

早点开始完全没有坏处。

There's no downside to starting early.

现在它就相当于一款高品质的日常复合维生素。

It functions as just a really high quality daily multivitamin now.

如果计划有变，也完全没关系。

And then if your timeline shifts, no problem.

你只是在用精准的营养支持身体。

You're just supporting your body with pargy nutrients.

谁会不想这样呢？

Who wouldn't want that?

如果你正在备孕、怀孕或者产后，一定要去看看Parallel的产品。

So if you are pregnant, trying, or postpartum, you definitely have to check out Parallel.

我们真心推荐。

We really recommend it.

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And they give us gave us an exclusive code just for our listeners where new customers can use code toast to get 20% off your first order at parallelhealth.com.

网址是 parallelhealth.com。

That's perelelhealth.com.

谢谢 Turtle Elle。

Thank you, Turtle Elle.

我刚给忘了。

I just forgot.

想跟大家更新一下情况。

Just wanted to update everyone.

昨晚赢了，这对我而言真是好事。

The won last night, which is great for, like, my.

不过，你们也知道，我要去现场看第四场比赛。

But, also, as you guys know, I'm going to the fourth game.

季后赛是七局四胜制，必须赢四场才行。

So when in the playoffs, like, it's best of seven, so you have to win four.

尼克斯队已经连赢两场了，而我也要去第四场。

And the Knicks have won two in a row, and I'm going to the fourth game.

如果他们再赢一场，我就有可能去看总决赛了。

So if they win this like, I have the possibility going to the championship game.

不会吧。

No.

不是那个意思，对。

Not the well, yeah.

还不是总决赛，

It's not the championship,

但这是关键一战。

but it's Game of the game.

就是决定他们能否晋级下一轮的那场。

Be the one where they move to the next round.

对。

Yeah.

哦。

Oh.

当然啦，每场比赛都很精彩。

Now all games of course, all games are beautiful.

等等。

Oh, wait.

这是总决赛？

This is championship?

这是决赛？

This is the final?

不是。

No.

纽约人太爱炒作了吧。

People in New York are so drama.

我们可是拥有最差的球队啊。

Like, we are we have the worst sports team.

所以，能走到这一步，才只是第二轮而已。

So, like, when we make it this is literally the second round.

可大家却像得了奥斯卡似的，激动成那样。

Like but people get, like, Timothy Chalamet.

所以说，别闹了。

Like, so no.

根本没到那个份上。

It's not even close.

我觉得如果他们赢了下一轮，就能进决赛了。

Like, I think if they win the next round, then they go to the finals.

天哪。

Oh my god.

凯莉。

Kylie

太厉害了。

far out.

凯莉真是个好人。

Kylie is a saint.

天哪。

Oh my god.

凯莉昨晚看起来超有魅力。

Kylie looked hot last night.

你有没有看到

And did you see

她在多尔登树林里？

her in Dordon Woods?

没有。

No.

没去过。

No.

她是这样的。

Like, she she does.

对。

Yes.

确实如此。

That's true.

那地方看起来真棒。

The place looks great.

一直都是这样。

It always does.

你看到她在乔丹伍兹球场上庆祝了吗？

Did you see her in Jordan Woods celebrating on the court?

没有。

No.

然后，蒂莫西不是在模仿凯尔·科隆·安东尼·唐斯那个动作吗？

Then, like, Timothy, like, dabbing up Kyle Colonel Anthony Towns?

哦，这太可爱了。

Oh, that's very cute.

是的。

Yeah.

确实挺可爱的。

It was cute.

他们真该一起去吃顿饭。

Like, they need to go to dinner.

我肯定他们该去。

I'm sure they do.

我不清楚。

I don't know.

因为他们俩在上一场赢球后都去过查尔斯堡，但完全是不同时间去的。

Because they were both were at Fort Charles after the last win, but, like, at totally different times.

他们根本没碰面。

Like, they weren't together.

就是同一晚。

Like, that same night

是的。

Yeah.

他们没一起吃饭。

They didn't eat together.

没有。

No.

我总觉得他们其实经常聚在一起。

I feel like they're they all get together.

蒂莫西很爱卡尔和乔丹。

Timothy loves Carl, Jordan.

我觉得你就是觉得这事儿特别别扭。

I guess you just feel like it's so awkward.

你觉得以后都会这么别扭吗？

You think it's always gonna be awkward?

就是凯莉和乔丹之间。

Between Kylie and Jordan.

首先，他们俩的友谊其实特别不健康。

Like, first of all, they had a really genuinely unhealthy friendship.

是的。

Yeah.

后来，全家直接把乔丹给撇了。

And then, like, the family just totally dropped Jordan.

他们当时也是没办法，但回头想想，也就那样吧。

Like, they did what they had to do, but, like, in hindsight, like, whatever.

你懂的。

You know?

这可是特里斯坦啊。

Like, it's Tristan.

可不是随便说说的。

Like Not whatever.

我知道。

I know.

我知道。

I know.

我知道。

I know.

她这么做，你也这么做，真是有点疯狂。

I It's it's actually crazy that she did that, and that you did that too.

克洛伊当时怀孕了吗？

Like, was Chloe pregnant?

不是。

No.

不是。

No.

那个不是怀孕的那个。

That wasn't a pregnant one.

不是。

No.

就是我真的挺抱歉的。

It was just really I'm sorry.

她老是在那儿，跟个小妹妹似的。

She's always around, like, little sis.

是的。

Yeah.

不是。

No.

那事儿简直太离谱了。

It was nutty.

确实如此。

For sure.

但天啊，真是没想到。

But, like, wow.

那时候发生那种事，真不该就这么算了。

That was such a crazy time not to go back there.

发生这种事实在太荒唐了，简直超乎想象。

It's so crazy that that happened, like, shocking beyond belief.

说实话，我们

Like like, truth is We

得列个清单，比小说还离奇。

need to start a list Stranger than fiction.

那些我们亲身经历并报道过的流行文化瞬间，一个个都太疯狂了。

Of, like, pop culture moments we've, like, lived through and reported on that are so crazy.

因为发生的事太多，我们转头就忘了，但梅格退出这事肯定算一个。

Like, because so many things happen and we move on, but, like, Megxit, of course.

那真的太离谱了。

Like, that was insane.

说实话，乔丹·伍兹那件事，就够我们干满十场节目了。

Honestly, Jordan Woods, like, 10 full events of our career.

我正想还有啥别的事来着。

I'm trying to think what else.

卡尼瓦尔和韦斯特曼迪瓦尔。

Candival and West Mandival.

对。

Yes.

我们现在正经历着好几件这样的事。

We're living through a couple right now.

泰勒·弗里茨那事，我们取消合作的方式，简直前所未见。

Taylor Fritz, he pulled back to our cancellation was unlike anything we've ever experienced.

是的

Yeah.

我猜我们也能从我们在场上最常听的泰勒那里看出来。

I bet we could also tell from, like, our most listened to a Taylor on the field.

利克斯对莱克斯。

Licks versus Lex.

是的

Yeah.

我们正身处历史之中。

We're living through history.

是的

Yeah.

还有，我的白板上写着，但我们

Also, have my whiteboard, but we

学了历史。

did History.

我们上星期一差点就聊到这个了。

We did teeter on, like, talking about on Monday.

我们当时聊了什么？

What did we do?

我们在聊一级方程式，还有凯尔·斯塔西。

We were talking about Formula One, Kyle Stasi.

没有。

No.

不好意思。

I'm sorry.

我们可没一直拿这个说个没完。

That wasn't that's not us, like, incessantly bringing it up.

这纯粹是当天的新闻而已。

Like, that's just the news of the day.

我觉得咱们其实没什么问题，说实话。

Think I think we're in the clear, honestly.

不对，不是这样的。

Well, no.

我们接下来要迎来好几个关键节点，到时候恐怕又得聊起这件事了。因为据我所知，《名利场》那篇文章还在筹备阶段，这倒让我觉得，他们手里应该没多少关于他的实料。

We have a couple of, like, milestones coming up where we'll we will unfortunately have to talk about it because that Vanity Fair article, as far as I know, is still in the works, which kinda makes me think that, like, they don't have a lot on him.

我觉得这就是一篇针对马特·卡普兰的抨击稿，他们筹备好长时间了，因为我认识的人好几周前就陆续收到他们的采访邀约了。

I think it's like a Matt Kaplan hit piece that they've been working on now for quite a while because I've spoken to people who have been reached out, like, now for weeks.

而且我总觉得，如果他们真握有大把实锤，早就把文章发出来了。

And I feel like if they had a lot, would post it.

赶紧发出来吧。

Publish it.

而且挺奇怪的，所有人都知道有这么篇文章要出，结果根本连文章的影子都没有。

Also, it's very weird that everyone knows that this article is forthcoming and, like, there's no article.

搞不好这篇文章其实是

Maybe the article was

我们一路走来收获的友谊呢。

the friends we made along the way.

也许吧。

Maybe it was.

不，不是。

No.

但事实就是如此。

But, like, it is.

我的意思是，当哦，咱们来

Like, when Oh, let's

通常来说，这种负面报道都是突然冒出来的，一下子就出来了。

Aside like, that rarely happens where like, usually when someone has, like, a hit piece, it's kind of, like, out of nowhere, and it's like, bam.

你懂的。

You know?

其实也不是。

Well, no.

实际上，当有人在写一篇攻击性报道时，被写的人心里是清楚的。

Actually, when somebody has a hit piece, the person who's it's being written about does know.

被写的人知道，但全世界都预感到这事要来了？

The person it's being written about, but the whole world knows that it's coming?

没有。

No.

要不是这事儿因为亚历克斯·厄尔爆红了，我们可能根本不会知道，现在人人都在传他们听说的、知道的那些事。

Well, maybe we wouldn't have if this story hadn't blown up with Alex Earl because now, like, everyone's just sharing everything they know and what they know.

这简直是个有趣的小八卦。

It's like a fun facto.

你知道吗，我高中时的朋友被联系了，因为她和马特·卡普兰是大学同学。

You know, my high school friend got reached out to because she went to college with Matt Kaplan.

是的。

Yeah.

我不太清楚。

I don't know.

我觉得照这样下去，他们快没劲头了。

I just feel like they're losing their momentum at this rate.

他们要写的那些内容，估计也没多劲爆，毕竟连……

Whatever they're gonna write is probably not as salacious as what Well,

他们现在还第一次去联系人，找什么证词，这让我觉得他们根本没拿到什么猛料。

the fact that they're, like, now, like, still reaching out to people for the first time, like, looking for testimonials doesn't really make me feel confident that they have got anything juicy.

要是真有料，根本不用反复挖，都第四轮采访了还在找人凑数。

Because if they did, like, they wouldn't need to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for, like, round four of interviews.

是的。

Yeah.

对。

Yeah.

我觉得是时候放下了。

I I think it's time to move on.

没错。

Yeah.

要么就直接发了吧。

Or just release it.

是的。

Yeah.

不是。

No.

而且啊，我根本就没在等它，一点都没等。

And also, like, a smooth like, I'm not I'm not waiting for it.

你懂的吧。

You know?

这就跟等干旱来临一样。

It's like waiting for drought.

没错，就像在干旱里等下雨。

Absolutely like waiting for rain in the drought.

太对了。

Perfect.

这个电影引用太到位了。

Perfect movie reference.

好的。

Okay.

我们先说第一个故事：《夏日小屋》的明星韦斯特·威尔逊，他在人生中最糟糕的一天遭遇了私照泄露。

Our first story, Summer House star West Wilson addresses his private photos leaking on the worst day of his life.

哦，我还不知道这事。

Oh, I didn't know that.

韦斯特在他还在做的播客里谈到了这件事，得给他点个赞。

West was on his podcast that he's still doing credit to him.

他说：我知道我的丑闻曝光了，但你知道吗？

And he said, I know my fucking news leaked, but guess what?

现在这事儿连我头六件烦心事都排不上号。

It's like the sixth worry of mine right now.

这还挺搞笑的。

That's funny.

是啊。

Yeah.

其实他正在采取一种

It's actually he's having a

非常明智的做法。

really good approach to it.

他告诉搭档，自己最近一屁股麻烦事，但他决定坦然承认那些照片里的人就是他。

He told his cohost that he has a lot of shit going on, but that he's going to own that the pictures are of him.

他说那些照片根本不是什么私密照。

He said they're not even sexual.

看起来更像是医疗记录。

They look medical.

确实如此。

Yeah.

没错，一看就是。

They do.

这真的太搞笑了。

That's really really funny.

真有意思。

Funny.

他说我在这几张照片里看起来都挺软弱的。

He said I'm soft in all of them.

我都不确定另外两张是不是我。

I don't even know if the other two are me.

他确认这些照片是在他以前的公寓拍的，但他记不清是多久以前了。

He confirmed the photos were taken in his old apartment, but he couldn't remember how old they are.

他说我浴室旁边有个桑拿房，每次洗完桑拿我都会出来看看进展。

He said I had a sauna by my bathroom, and I would always get out of the sauna and double check or check progress.

他说他朋友就在他上《夏日屋》重聚节目舞台前五分钟发消息告诉他这事。

He said his friend texted him about it five minutes before he walks on stage at the Summer House reunion.

这朋友真不够意思。

That's a bad friend.

他说我当时就骂了句：他妈的。

He said, I was like, motherfucker.