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早上好，各位姑娘们。
Good morning, girlies.
这是《Tos》节目。
It's the Tos.
我是杰克逊，这是克劳丁，我们是你们的主持人。
It's Jackson, Claudine, we're your host.
这是属于你们的
It's your
我听起来太棒了。
I sound amazing.
这该死的项链。
This fucking necklace.
这已经是它第二次断了。
It's the second time it broke.
天哪。
Oh, man.
真烦人。
Fucker.
欢迎回到我们的节目。
Welcome back to the toast.
星期一快乐。
Happy Monday.
我们现在现场直播，画面清晰，有请杰克逊·克劳。
We are live and in living color with Jackson Claw.
我们今天一起在演播室里。
Are live in studio together.
我们又聚在一起了。
We're back together.
我们一直特别合拍，因为这个周末我去了纽约，
We've been so sympatico because I came to New York this weekend Mhmm.
去见我的伙伴，当然。
To see my cojourner and Sure.
因为工作安排。
For a work obligation.
是的。
Yeah.
当然了。
For sure.
没错。
For sure.
我们昨晚参加了Dear Media的活动，待会儿聊聊，特别有意思。
We had Dear Media by Night, which we'll get into because it was so much fun.
然后克劳迪娅，你知道的，她不放心我一个人回家。
And then Claudia, you know, she didn't trust me to get home on my own.
我真不放心杰基一个人在这纽约的街上走。
I don't trust when Jackie was walking around these streets of New York.
不知道为什么，我总觉得她像我女儿一样。
I don't know why I felt like my daughter.
我心想，你要不要我送你一程？
I'm like, do you need me to drop you off?
你知道自己要去哪儿吧？
Like, you know where you're going?
我给忘了。
I forget.
我知道你住那儿，但
I know you live there for
我不只是那儿出生的，这简直太离谱了
Not only I'm from there, which is just the craziest
你才不是呢。
You're not.
这可能是最不合常理的事了。
Like most incongruous fact.
我挺担心我妹妹的。
I felt worried about my sister.
那时候大白天的，我还担心她会迷路。
Like, it was broad daylight, but I'm like, she's gonna get lost.
她可能会被抢劫。
She's gonna get mugged.
她可能会挨打。
She's gonna get jumped.
她回来的时候脸上可能带个黑眼圈。
She's gonna come back home with a black eye.
但你可是从纽约活下来的。
But you survived New York City.
是啊。
I did.
你甚至在纽约混得挺不错。
You kind of thrived in New York City.
是啊。
I did.
说实话，我今天过得很愉快。
You know, I had a really nice day.
我刚到那天，天气特别好。
I feel like the day that I came, the weather was amazing.
是的。
Yep.
我们在中央公园待着。
We were in Central Park.
你还办了个小聚会。
You had a little soiree.
对。
Yes.
我们搞了个小小的野餐。
We threw like a little little picnic.
其实也没那么小。
It wasn't so little.
而且规模还越来越大。
And it kept getting bigger.
我本来只是想搞个小野餐。
I'm like, we'll do a little picnic.
一转眼，居然搭起了气球拱门。
Next thing you know, there's like a balloon arch.
那简直是一场闪亮野餐。
It was a glicknic.
是啊。
Yeah.
一场华丽的野餐。
A glam picnic.
那是一场安息日野餐。
It was a Shabbatnik, a Shabbat picnic.
鲁比的所有朋友都来了，那其实是个有点篮球主题的派对。
All of Ruby's friends came, which is like a little basketball themed party.
太可爱了。
It was so cute.
我的朋友们也都来了。
And all of my friends came too.
所以我终于把所有朋友都见到了。
So I got to all see of my friends.
我在纽约只待了整整二十四小时，就为了拍这个vlog。
I was in New York for literally twenty four hours of vlog coming.
是啊。
Oh, yeah.
一整天都是。
The whole day.
对，我们确实做到了。
Yeah, we did.
特别搞笑又好玩的vlog。
Really funny and fun vlog.
我们拍了像Noche的Dear Media那样的vlog。
We vlogged like Dear Media by Noche.
真的特别棒。
It was just like really great.
所以我几乎见到了所有朋友。
So I was able to see almost all of my friends.
这次旅行特别充实。
Very productive trip.
这次旅行特别充实。
Very productive trip.
城市看起来美极了。
The city was looking beautiful.
我们去的地方很棒。
The place We crushed.
那地方看起来真好。
The place looked great.
向来如此。
It always does.
对。
Yes.
谢谢。
Thank you.
把我们的
Crushed our
工作任务完成了。
work obligation.
我们把工作义务完成了。
We crushed our work obligation.
我们打了麻将。
We played mahjong.
总的来说，我出发前其实挺紧张的。
So all in all, I was, like, really nervous for the trip.
你知道吗，我好一阵子没出过远门了。
You know, I haven't traveled in a while.
我平时根本不怎么旅行。
I I don't travel.
我从来不
I'm not
一个人在大城市里逛，确实让人担心。
a And, you walking around a major city by yourself.
这挺让人不放心的。
Like, it's worrisome.
是啊。
Yeah.
三百块，两个包，一个跳出来，一个抢包的。
$3, two bags, one jumping, one one mugging.
一个叫杰克的。
One Jacks.
三块钱，两个包，一个Jacks。
$3, two bags, one Jacks.
但你只带了一个包，这真让我印象深刻。
But you only brought one bag, which I was really impressed with.
而且就带了这么一个小包。
And it was like a tiny little Yeah.
这是一次短途旅行。
And it was a short trip.
但非常成功。
But it was a great success.
现在我回来了。
And now I'm back.
Claudia送我回家了。
Claudia escorted me home.
非常感谢你。
Thank you so much.
我们俩也在一起了，真的很温馨。
We also have them together, which was so nice.
我好想我妹妹。
I miss my sister.
是啊。
Yeah.
能来这里真是太好了。
And it's so great to be here.
这个地方看起来真棒。
The place looks great.
一直都是这样。
It always does.
而且你
And you
你知道吗？
know what?
就是旅行和不旅行的事儿，我不想深聊这个，但换地方住倒是挺有意思的。
Like traveling, not traveling, like, because I don't want to go down that road, like but like moving places.
咱们不如让你爱上现在住的地方。
Let's make you love your place.
不，不，不行。
No, no, no.
对我们来说，这挺有意思的。
It's just like it's fun for us.
比如去那儿，再回来这儿。
Like, yeah, going there, coming here.
对啊。
Yeah.
拥有多个住处。
Having multiple places.
在这儿和那儿来回跑。
Coming here, going there.
当然了。
Absolutely.
就像重新充满了活力。
Just like renewed energy.
我们喜欢笔友那种感觉，但也特别享受在工作室里的氛围。
Like we love our pen pal energy, but we love our in studio energy.
没错。
We do.
换换环境真的很有趣。
So it's just like fun to switch it up.
换换环境确实挺有意思的。
It's fun to switch it up.
你知道吗？
And you know what?
就像美国·费雷拉曾经说过：
As a great America Ferreira once said,
你得加把劲儿。
you gotta kick it up.
我也觉得咱们确实加把劲儿了。
And I do feel like we have kicked it up.
我还真做了我之前说要做的事——就是看完《罗德岛主妇》之后。
I also did what I said I was going to do when I watched Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
你现在看到哪一集了？
What episode are you up to?
我正看到最后一集的中间部分。
I'm in the middle of the last episode.
所以我觉得天哪。
So I feel Oh my
天啊，你都追到我前面了。
god, you're ahead of me.
是哪一集啊？
What episode is that?
第七集？
Seven?
我觉得我刚看到第六集。
I feel like I'm on six.
我现在看到纽波特的部分了。
Oh, I'm in Newport.
我也是在纽波特这里。
I'm in Newport too.
他们刚在卧室里吵了一架。
They just fought in the bedroom.
对啊。
Yeah.
现在已经是第二天了。
And now it's the next day.
但我刚看了下季预告的片段。
But oh, I just saw, like, the previews for, like, the mid season trailer.
你有没有看季中
Did you see the mid
的预告片啊？
season trailer?
啊，我的状态是不是崩得很厉害？
Oh, am I all cut up?
没有啊。
No.
现在还有一集我没真的看过。
And now there's one episode that I haven't really watched.
对，我也一样。
Oh, me neither.
好的。
Okay.
那，嗯...
So ah.
好的。
Okay.
你觉得呢？
What do
你觉得呢？
you think?
你是不是
Do you
爱上了那个女人，就是那个
love So I understand, like, you know, the woman That's
不可能。
a no.
那个在现实中被出轨的女人，真的
The woman being cheated on in real time, like,
太离谱了。
Is crazy.
这在电视上可是大事。
Is major for television.
我不会说我很爱它，但我确实挺上头的，还想继续追下去。
I wouldn't say that, like, I love it, but I'm I'm into it and, like, I want to keep watching it.
而且，也没差到哪里去。
And yeah, it's not like the worst.
我本来以为，光看预告片就知道这绝对是部烂片。
I thought it was gonna be like seriously the worst piece of garbage based on the trailer that came out.
是啊，我同意。
Yeah, agreed.
我也同意。
Agreed.
我原本的期待值已经低到尘埃里了。
My expectations were in the garbage.
我还以为这会是《主妇》系列的终结呢。
I thought it was going to be like the end of Housewives.
说实话，这儿剧情都乱套了。
Like, we've lost the plot here.
对。
Yeah.
关键是，我觉得
And the thing is, I
我确实觉得《主妇》这部剧有了转变，尽管近几年质量下滑，但以前一直讲的都是些富裕女性。
do think it marks a shift in Housewives because even though they've slipped in recent years, it's always been this like affluent group of women.
但这次真的不是一群有钱人。
And really, is not an affluent group.
太明显了。
Super.
莉兹只有一套不错的房子，就这了。
Liz has a nice house and that's it.
她们都是普通的女人。
They're all just regular women.
她们过得都不错。
And they do well.
但我觉得这个群体和它的历史真的很棒。
But I think like the group and the history is very good.
当然，我们还有年轻一代，那些年轻女性，
And of course, we have like the the young, the youths,
比如罗斯和凯尔西。
the Rosie and the Kelsey.
罗斯、凯尔西，是罗斯还是凯尔西？
Rosie, Kelsey, I think Rosie or Kelsey?
是凯尔西。
Kelsey.
哎呀，不对。
Oh, no.
我站罗斯。
I'm team Rosie.
凯尔西。
Kelsey.
第一个。
First.
凯尔西特别爱嫉妒。
Kelsey is such a jealous.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
我知道我马上要说出这个词，而且它
I know I'm about to use this word and it's
不太妥当。
not nice.
别这么说。
Don't say don't use that word.
她没那么糟糕。
She's not that terrible.
不是。
No.
我不是
I'm not
在说那个词。
using that word.
开头字母一样。
Starts with the same letter.
她简直就是妾室的代名词。
She's literally the definition of a concubine.
我是说，认真点，去找份工作吧。
Like, seriously, get a job.
我讨厌她。
I hate her.
是啊。
Sure.
她就是长得特别好看。
She's just really pretty.
但你要是看多了，就会觉得，等等。
Like, once you get past that, you're like, wait.
首先，你人很刻薄。
Well, first of You're mean.
你简直就是个霸凌者。
You're literally a bully.
再说，她去抢罗斯的家，可你自己连个房子都没有，这事儿先说清楚。
First of And her coming after Rosie for her, like, her house and whatever, like, you literally don't have a house, first of all.
其次，你怎么就知道她在撒谎？
Second of all, how do you know that she's lying?
你得拿出证据来。
You need to bring proof.
不对。
No.
还有，当她说的时候，罗斯说她有房子、有丈夫、有工作，而你都没有，对吧。
Also, when she said that, when Rosie said that that, like, I have a house, I have a husband, I have a job, and you don't like yeah.
不对。
No.
她那部分说得没错。
She's right for that.
不过总的来说，说到那些独白或者朋友之间的性格表现。
In general, though, like, when it comes to, like, confessionals or friendship Personality.
我真的很喜欢凯尔西。
Personality, I really like Kelsey.
她长得也特别养眼。
She is also so easy on the eyes.
不是说其他女生都不好看，
Not that any of the women
但她确实有颜值优势。
are She has pretty privilege.
但她真的长得好看。
But she's so pretty.
不对。
No.
你才不会这么说呢。
You wouldn't be saying that.
那个‘人人都漂亮’的场景根本不对。
That scene in the Everyone is pretty.
不对。
No.
她比所有人都漂亮。
She's prettier than everyone.
她是史上最漂亮的主妇之一。
She's one of the prettier housewives of all time.
我知道。
I know.
不对。
No.
不对。
No.
不对。
No.
所以看她真的特别舒服。
So it's just, like, really nice to watch.
她啊，我知道。
And so she I know.
我想支持一下她。
I wanna encourage that.
所以她能稍微得到一点
So she gets a little bit of
不对。
No.
跟我没关系。
Not with me.
不好意思。
Sorry.
那个场景
That scene
在晚餐上，只要有人特别有钱，哪怕他本人没那么有趣，光是这一点就让他有那么点吸引力。
at the dinner someone's really wealthy, you wanna even if they're not the most interesting, like that gives them a little something.
晚餐上那个场景，当你那样说的时候，那是我第一次觉得你说了句真心话。
That scene at the dinner when she was like, that's the first genuine thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth.
这简直就是典型的阴阳怪气，意思就是你讲的每句话都是假的。
Literally the definition of a backhanded compliment and being like, everything you say is lying.
还挺好的。
Was nice.
她还说，罗西居然对这种差劲的夸奖一点都不领情，真是让人惊讶。
And she was like, it's mad that Rosie's not like so grateful for like a shitty compliment.
罗茜让我彻底无语了。
Rosie lost me.
我简直成了罗茜的粉丝。
Like, I became like a Rosie op.
所以我当时就没再继续跟进。
So it's like I didn't
我也是罗茜的粉丝。
I was a Rosie op.
她刚来的时候，我心想：这戴王冠的小孩是谁啊？
When she first entered, I'm like, who's this toddler in Tiara?
她的独白造型简直疯狂到离谱。
Like, her outfits in her confessionals are fucking crazy.
她家脏得不行。
Her house is gross.
当他们沿着海边坐火车的时候，罗茜她……
Like, she when they went on the railroad around the sea
是的。
Uh-huh.
她上了莉兹的车，突然问：你喜欢阿什莉吗？
And she gets in the car with Liz and says, out of nowhere, do you like Ashley?
对。
Mhmm.
接着莉兹表达了她对阿什莉的看法。
And then Liz shares her thoughts on Ashley.
然后她跑去告诉阿什莉，莉兹觉得你对她不够友善。
And then she goes and tells Ashley, Liz thinks that you aren't like, you're not nice to her.
我们当时就觉得，这人挺吓人的。
And we said that she could be scary.
接着她立刻把矛头转向艾莉西亚，把艾莉西亚说过的话歪曲成负面意思。
And then she immediately flipped on Alicia and turned something that Alicia said into a negative.
那一刻我就觉得，我不喜欢这个人。
In that moment, I was like, I don't like this person.
她太想上电视了，简直像在故意制造剧情一样。
She is such so desperate to be on TV that she's like operating like a producer ploy.
如果凯尔西跟别人吵架，我可能就不会这么看了。
And so maybe if Kelsey was fighting with someone else, I wouldn't I would maybe.
我同意你的看法。
And I agree with you.
我不是喜欢这场争吵，但我早就对罗斯失望了。
Like, I'm not like loving the fight, but I already wrote off Rosie in that.
当艾莉西亚看到罗斯的时候，
Like when Alicia did when Alicia saw
她就说，
her, she's
你有点奇怪。
like, you're being weird.
我都看在眼里。
And I see you.
我从你眼里看出来了。
I see it in your eyes.
我真的看出来了。
I'm like, I see it.
我从她眼里也看出来了。
I see it in her eyes.
这么想上节目，还非得自己搅和出点事来。
Like, so desperate to be on the show and like, make shit happen.
事情已经在发生了，Rosie，你不用这么拼命。
Even though things are happening, Rosie, you don't have to try so hard.
对。
Mhmm.
一会儿跑去找这个人说别人坏话，一会儿又跑去跟另一个人说。
Like, to run to one person, talk shit, run to the next.
我猜当所有女生看这期节目时，都会想：你当时到底在干嘛？
I imagine when all the women watch this, they're gonna be like, the fuck were you doing?
挑起事端，然后跟别人说别人说了什么。
Like, starting shit and then telling someone else what someone else said.
我对这件事的看法完全不一样。
I see it so differently.
首先，我觉得在铁轨上，她、阿什利和我真的是朋友。
First of all, I think that on the railroad, think her and Ashley and I are like actual friends.
所以如果那个带头的人这么说你，我觉得阿什利根本没生气。
So if like the head honcho was saying this about you, I actually think Ashley wasn't even mad.
她只是说，我经常遇到这种情况，因为我平时话很少。
She was like, you know, I get this a lot because I'm really quiet.
有些人觉得我刻薄，其实我只是内向。
Some people think I'm being mean, but I'm just shy.
我不是那种人。
I'm not a bitch.
我觉得这对她的朋友其实有帮助，因为阿什利根本没掺和进来。
I actually think that was like helpful for her friend because Ashley's not in the mix.
罗茜这是想带她去接近那些年长的女性，好提升她们的地位。
Like Rosie's trying to bring her for her and her friend to level up with the older women.
抱歉，我特别喜欢她揭穿艾莉西亚的那一幕。
And I'm sorry, I loved when she clocked Alicia.
艾莉西亚太双面了，她根本受不了别人当面指出她的问题。
Alicia's so fucking two faced and Alicia couldn't handle anyone who just blows up when they're being called out for stuff.
你完全搞错了。
You're so wrong.
她根本没在说，她只是在讲。
She had no She was talking
她在海滩上说了莉兹的坏话。
shit about Liz on the beach.
她确实说过，大家都得在莉兹面前小心翼翼。
She did say everybody has to walk on eggshells around Liz.
不好意思。
Sorry.
她为了我被当面揭穿了。
She got motherfucking called out for me.
就跟蛇一样。
Like a snake.
哦，我没觉得她是那种人。
Oh, I didn't think she was a snake.
我觉得她意思是，是的。
I felt like she was saying like, yeah.
意思是丽兹是这群人的头儿。
Like, Liz is head bitch in charge.
她没这么说。
That's not what she said.
我们走路都得小心翼翼的。
We walk on eggshells around.
她有点吓人。
Like, she's a little scary.
而且我觉得她说的那些内容，还有她说话的语气，全都是会当面跟莉兹说出来的那种。
And I feel like everything that she What's said her And the tone in which she said it, she would have said to Liz.
我不觉得她讲的话里有什么不能说的
I don't think, like, anything that what she said
我也这么觉得。
I think so.
那事儿确实挺糟的。
Was bad.
但罗西当初当着所有人的面把这件事说出来的那个做法，确实很阴险。
But the way that Rosie framed it when she brought it up in front of the group was snake like.
我觉得她只是在做好她分内的事而已。
I think she's doing her job.
对的。
Yeah.
她绝对是最没资格上这档节目的人。
She's like the least eligible to be on this show.
她还年轻，房子也没装修完。
She's like young and like has a house that's not finished.
一千五变成三百。
15 hundreds go 300.
她不像凯尔西那样有特别的经历。
She doesn't have like an interesting background like Kelsey does.
所以，她在这儿确实是凭本事吃饭。
So, yeah, she's earning her keep here.
一开始我还想，这人是谁啊？
And in the beginning, I was like, who the fuck is this?
说实话，她穿着童装戴王冠，活像个孩子，但越看越觉得她不错。
Like, seriously, she looks like a child wearing her toddlers and tiaras, but she's really grown on me.
她在家生病的时候，大家都对她特别刻薄，甚至在饭桌上逼她感谢凯尔西的那番话。
And when she was like sick at the house and everyone was being so mean to her, like trying to convince her at that dinner that she should be grateful for the comment that Kelsey gave her.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
这完全是乔·艾伦的失误。
Was like a big L on Jo Ellen's part.
但我真的很喜欢乔·艾伦。
And I love Jo Ellen.
她就是我心中的理想型。
Like She's one Jo my too.
对不起。
I'm sorry.
我挺替她难过的。
Like, I felt bad for her.
现在我彻底站 Rosie 了。
And now I stan Rosie.
抱歉。
Sorry.
总得有人干活吧，而且你也都听说了关于凯尔西的那些事。
And someone's like, someone's got to do the work and you know all the things that have come out about Kelsey.
不是。
No.
她和那个男人两年前就分手了，但他让她用那房子。
Her and that guy broke up two years ago and he like let her use that.
他们现在还是朋友。
They're still friends.
他干脆让她住进那栋房子。
He like let her use the house.
她的亲朋好友都知道，就是那些真正关心她的人。
Everyone knows like in her friends and family, like her real friends and family.
都知道是他让她住进那房子，帮她起步，这事儿挺有意思的，不然你想想，这合理吗？
That he like let her use the house, like launch her career and like having this interesting because otherwise, like seriously, what?
假设我们是在她分手两年多之后才认识她的。
Let's say we met her post years two years plus breakup.
那她为什么会参加这个节目呢？
Like, why would she be on the show?
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好的。
Okay.
对。
Yeah.
所以她根本就是在编造一切，反而还指责罗斯撒谎。
So she's just like sort of lying about everything and she's accusing Rosie about lying.
就这些吗？还有别的吗？
So is that everything that come out?
我觉得还提到更多关于罗斯上《娱乐今夜》的事。
I think there was more stuff about Rosie was on entertainment tonight.
昨天在飞机上我刚看过。
I was watching it on the airplane yesterday.
她还说了什么？
What else did she say?
我不清楚。
I don't know.
她明显是知道内情的。
She's obviously dog knows.
觉得你的人生故事就像每个人都会有点转变。
Think your life story to be like everyone flips a little.
我在看那个
Like, I'm watching what
我也在看。
I'm watching.
对我而言，挺好看的。
Pretty Pretty for me.
当然。
Sure.
而且我也挺喜欢她的，就是我欣赏她看待事情的方式，所以我说，我确实挺欣赏你的。
But also, I like her just like I like her We're way of seeing so I said, I do like you love.
我觉得我的看法是
Oh, I do think my opinions
都不太受欢迎。
are unpopular.
我觉得大家都很喜欢凯尔西，而且
When I think everybody like loves Kelsey and
事情是这样的
things are
挺烦人的。
annoying.
想想看。
Think.
我也不知道该怎么说。
Oh, I have no way.
我还没去推特，因为还没完全跟上进度。
Haven't gone on to Twitter yet because I'm not like fully caught up.
我对艾什莉的看法跟你有点不一样，虽然她不算圈子里的人，但我其实还挺喜欢她的。
My thoughts on Ashley are a little bit different from yours because I agree that like, while she's not a part of the group, I actually have sort of liked her.
看她在这种环境里挺有意思的。
It's just fun to see her in this environment.
不过说实话，我也觉得她该多参与一点。
But yeah, I agree she needs to get a little more involved.
她自己说她内向，但给人感觉特别尖刻，这点我简直太有共鸣了。
And she does feel like, I know she said she's shy and everything she's bitch, which I couldn't relate to that sentiment more.
这简直就是我的人生写照。
That's literally my life story.
人人都觉得我高冷，其实我只是有点害羞——这标题简直为我量身定做。
The title of Everyone my thinks I'm a bitch, but I'm actually just shy.
我就是随口一说。
I joke.
我总觉得她身上有种高高在上的气质，尤其是在那些独白里，感觉她好像在俯视别人。
I do feel like there's like an air of snobbery about her, like where I feel like in the confessionals and everything, it seems like she's sort of like looking down on
在罗德岛那边
on Rhode Island
还有所有人。
and everyone.
她就是不太主动参与，不只是因为害羞，就连季中预告里她也说：‘咱们能不能安静一秒？’
And she's like, not really jumping in, not only because of shyness, but also just because I even in the mid season trailer where she's like, can we all just stop yelling for one second?
姑娘，你去别的节目吧。
Like girl, go
换个节目吧。
on a different show.
你一哭，他们就喊。
Like you cry, they yell.
是的。
Yeah.
反正也无所谓。
Like it's whatever.
不过说实话，我觉得她目前的生活状态和处境，其实特别能引起共鸣。
So, but I'm actually, and I also feel like her life, the position that she's in her life right now is very relatable.
是的。
Yep.
我特别喜欢看，因为这简直就像《硅谷》里那种氛围，只不过换成了育儿生活。
And I'm really enjoying watching it because it's like the valley all of Yeah.
就是那种年轻妈妈的日常，各种压力。
Of like, you know, young motherhood and the stresses.
我觉得她分享了很多，但我也有很多共鸣。
And I feel like she's like sharing a lot, but I also have so much.
我觉得她是个特别棒的妻子。
I feel like she's such an amazing wife.
她真的很爱她的丈夫。
She loves her husband so much.
爱得有点过头了。
A little too much.
我知道。
No, I know.
但她一直都是那样的女孩，哪怕对克里斯·索尔斯，她也愿意为他做任何事。
But like, and she was always that girl, like, even for Chris Souls, like, would have done anything for him.
她是个重感情的人。
She's a lover.
她是个重感情的人。
She's a lover.
她对杰瑞德的爱很深。
And she loved Jared so much.
我们都看在眼里。
We all saw it.
挺有意思的是，看着这两个人后来是怎么成长的。
And like, it's interesting to see how those two people then, like, grow up.
过上了自己的生活。
And have a life.
她特别支持他，特别有耐心，充满爱意，满心都想着丈夫开不开心。
And she's like, so supportive and so patient and so loving and like, just so like worried about like her husband's happiness.
是的
Yeah.
看着她这么有耐心，真的让人敬佩。
And like it's really like admirable to watch her like be so patient.
是的
Yeah.
换作别的女人，可能就做不到。
When I think a a different woman would not be.
你知道的。
You know?
我同意。
Agreed.
但有时候，真的很难看下去，你说是吧。
But it's simply hard to watch, you know, at times.
对，没错，确实很让人敬佩。
Yeah, no, but it's really it's it's admirable.
我得说，她真的特别有爱心。
I will say like how how loving she is.
咱们怎么从来没看过他们的家？
Why don't we ever see their house?
为什么从来没见过他们的家？
Why haven't we seen their house?
我们只看到
We only see
我们
we
只看到那个咖啡馆，他们总在那儿。
only see the coffee shop like for their.
没有，我一次都没见过他们的家。
No, I didn't see their house once.
对。
No.
天哪，不会吧。
Oh, no.
他们俩那天都待在家里带孩子。
They were both home with the kids.
什么时候？
When?
我不太记得了，但我脑子里能浮现出他们客厅的样子。
I don't remember, but I like I'm like picturing their living room.
就因为她的那些独白都是在那儿拍的。
Only because that's where she's like her confessionals are.
对，没错，但说实话，我们根本没怎么看到她的家庭生活。
Right, right, But like, I feel like we don't like actually see a lot of her home life.
即使她稍微提过一些影响她的事，抱歉，我刚才说岔了。
And even when she talks a little bit about the influencing or like Wait, I'm sorry.
她去的那趟邮轮旅行，我就想多看看那部分。
The cruise that she went on, like, I want to see more of it.
凯尔西在
Kelsey being
从Instagram上的发型到罗斯莉，真的让人很难受。
with like the Instagram hair to Rosie, like, was really painful.
是啊。
Yeah.
这可是明明白白地帮你推广啊。
And it's like, literally hired you.
你还想让别人为你生意做点什么更多的呢？
Like, what more could you want in terms of supporting someone's business?
对啊。
Yeah.
没错，我同意。
No, I agree.
那根本就不是
Like, that was not
很薄。
it's thin.
它就是
It's
薄。
thin.
但我明白为什么Rosie一见Kelsey就来气，为什么她总想找茬——这很正常。
But I understand why, like, Rosie automatically rubs Kelsey the wrong way and why she's just like looking for an issue with Yeah, of course.
毕竟，我能理解这一点。
Like, because I so I understand that.
是的，当然了。
Yeah, of course.
我生活中对有些人也是这样。
I have that with people in my own life as well.
没错。
Right.
但这其实更多反映的是我自己的问题，而不是她的问题。
But it's like it's more of a reflection on me than it is on that.
你现在更想跟凯尔西一起吃午饭，还是跟罗斯在一起？
Like, would you rather go to lunch with Kelsey or Rosie?
现在的话，选罗斯吧。
Right now, Rosie, like.
现在，对你来说，选罗斯。
Right now, Rosie for you.
不过我们还是看看这一季最后会怎么发展吧。
But we'll see where the season shakes out.
不，我很喜欢凯尔西。
No, I love Kelsey.
她长得像盖尔·加朵。
And she looks like Gal Gadot.
她真的特别漂亮。
She's so beautiful.
她越来越漂亮了。
And she's getting more beautiful.
我觉得前几集的时候，她看起来就像个
I feel like in the early episodes, like, she just looks like a
女孩。
A girl.
网上那种，但每一场戏，哎，我都忍不住看。
Internet, but like every scene, like Oh, and I'll go.
不管从哪个角度拍她，你都能感觉到，她真是
Every angle that they film her at, you know, she's like, it's
看她特别享受。
just she's a pleasure to watch.
他们还提到过，凯尔西和那个叫比尔的男生，已经交往两年了。
The other thing that they had said about Kelsey was that her and Bill, like the other guy had been dating for two years.
我太喜欢了。
I love it.
就是他们真的分手的时候。
Like when they literally broke up.
所以她是在讲过去两年的生活经历，是吧。
So she's just telling the story of her life from two years Okay.
这完全是假的。
That's just a lie.
颜值带来的优待。
Pretty privilege.
颜值带来的优待。
Pretty privilege.
我其实不太在意这些，毕竟那是她的生活，还有房子里的管家之类的事。
I just like don't care that much because it's it's her life, like in the house and the housekeeper.
我喜欢她，不是因为这些。
That's not why I like her.
就是说，哦，那
It's like, oh, that
就是
was
但是
But
她上这个节目就是因为这个。
that is why she got on the show.
比如，如果你告诉我她做了面部移植手术。
Like But if you told me she had a face transplant.
对。
Right.
如果她的漂亮不是真的，你肯定会不高兴。
Oh, if the if the pretty wasn't authentic, you would be upset.
不，其实我不会。
No, actually, I wouldn't.
我只会问，她找的是哪位医生？
I would just say, who's your doctor?
没错。
Right.
对啊。
Right.
我也会这么说。
That's what I would say.
还有Rue La La。
And Rue La La.
她真让我觉得心疼。
Like, she makes me so sad.
Rue La Row是什么？
What was the Rue La Row?
是那种紧身裤。
The leggings.
当时他们在波罗店，他出去了一趟，回来时戒指就没了。
When they were at Polo, he left and comes back without his ring.
那真的是最疯狂的事情之一了。
Like that was one of actually the craziest things.
他说他父母住院了，就为了让我们去见他的情人。
He said his parent was in the hospital just so we could go see his mistress.
然后她在家说，他去医院了。
And then she's at home being like, he went to the hospital.
他干嘛非得把你送回家？
Why would he have to drop you at home?
你们干嘛不一起去医院呢？
Why couldn't you all go to the hospital together?
我不知道。
I don't know.
那他到底为什么不直接和她分开呢？
And so what's the reason that he won't just leave her?
是因为她能赚钱吗？
Like, because she makes some money?
哦，也许她能赚点钱吧，反正我也说不准。
Oh, maybe she makes some money or like, I don't know.
我感觉从很多人身上都能感受到，
I get the vibe that from a lot
他们谈论婚姻的方式还挺传统的。
of these people, like the way they talk about marriages, they're kind of old school.
就觉得婚姻嘛，
It's like, you just have to make
就得坚持下去。
it work.
我是真想留下来。
Like, I want to stay.
不是，他到底为什么不离开她呢？
No, why he won't leave her.
不是，就是因为
No, because it's
他们的观念就是，婚姻得维持下去，但说实话，问题也不少。
like their ethos is like, we make the marriages work, but like, you know, we have issues.
是的。
Yeah.
所以他想既保持婚姻，又有个女朋友。
So he wants to stay married and also have a girlfriend.
这对他来说就是理想状态。
That's like the ideal for him.
你觉得莉兹和迪诺发生过关系吗？
Do you think that Liz slept with Dino?
我的意思是，你觉得他们有过婚外情吗？
Like, do you think that they had an affair?
我不清楚。
I don't know.
我也不关心。
And I don't care.
哦，这样啊。
Oh, okay.
你懂的。
You know?
对。
Yeah.
他们老是提这提那，暗示一堆传闻，但我们缺了很多背景信息。
And the way they keep talking about things and they allude to like a lot of the rumors and stuff, it's like a lot of context for us is missing.
应该要
Needs to
给出更多说明。
be provided.
不是，不是。
No, no.
但他们就是不提供。
And they're not providing.
他们就是不提供。
They're just not.
所以我根本不关心。
So I don't care.
是的。
Yeah.
我对那些ongoing的事儿没兴趣。
I don't care about the ongoing.
对。
Mhmm.
你懂的。
You know?
莉兹·杨那边的情况。
Liz Young going.
你就说海边那墙边的事儿吧，我真的不在乎。
You know down by the sea wall, like, I don't care.
是的
Yeah.
你懂的
You know?
莉兹和迪娜在海边那边，好像大家心里都得有个数，比如乔·艾伦、她妹妹和她丈夫。
Liz and Dina down by It the seems like there has to be like an understanding that everyone here oh, Jo Ellen and the sister and the husband.
乔·艾伦和她妹妹。
Jo Ellen and the sister.
有人能帮我一下吗？
And also, can somebody help me?
什么？
What
乔·艾伦长什么样？
does Jo Ellen look like?
我就是觉得挺别扭的。
Like, it's bothering me.
哦，刚才差点就想起来了。
Oh, was getting close.
本也说记不清她长什么样。
Ben said it too.
他当时就说，等等，她是...我当时快说到点子上了
He was like, wait, she's I was getting close to it.
我现在也分不清到底是怎么回事
I can't tell if it's
找一个我认识的人，或者随便哪个名人都行。
someone in my personal life or somebody like famous.
我刚才差点就认出来是谁了，但最后还是没对上。
I was getting close to the identification, but I didn't get there yet.
总得有人来告诉我才行。
Will let someone.
我也遇到了同样的困扰，之前我就分不清楚凯尔西和盖尔·加朵。
Someone also, but that's where I got with Kelsey and Gal Gadot.
现在你就能看出来了。
Now you will see it.
好的。
Okay.
我还没看出来，不过我会留意的，你
I don't really see it, but I'll I'll look for it You
看出来了吗？
see it.
就是她那种气质，你知道的？
It's like in her being, you know?
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
就是她的那种气质。
In her being.
她那种由内而外的美。
In her being of being gorgeous.
那这个节目是每周几播？
So what nights is it on?
得把它加到我每周的日程里，特别是周日。
Like, need to add it to my weekly schedule on that Sunday.
哦，原来是昨晚播的。
Oh, so last night.
太好了。
Oh, great.
那我们现在落后两集了。
So now we're two episodes behind.
真不错。
Great.
明白了。
Okay.
这周我们就能追上。
We'll catch up this week.
就一集。
Just one.
好的。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
这周我们就能追上。
We'll catch up this week.
还有关于Licks和Lex的重大消息。
Also major news in the licks versus Lex.
我没带白板，但要是带了，我直接扔了。
Don't have my whiteboard, but if I did like, I'm throwing it out.
扔了吧。
Throw it out.
当然了，这事儿每天都得聊一聊。
Obviously, need to talk about it every day.
对。
Yeah.
今天的头号新闻。
The lead story today.
还有啊，我们特别想聊聊 Dear Media 的 Van Nye，因为那回玩得太开心了。
Oh, and then also we just want to talk about Dear Media Van Nye because we had such a fabulous time.
是啊，他们办了一场现场活动。
Yeah, did like a live.
我都不晓得该怎么形容它。
I don't know what to call it.
简直像一场音乐节，列了一堆他们最受欢迎的播客节目。
Was like almost like a festival they had like a lineup of some of their most popular podcasts.
当然也有我们。
It was us, of course.
泰勒·斯特雷克是当晚的主持人。
Taylor Strecker was a host of the evening.
那群好人还办了一场演出。
The good guys did a show.
他们请来了乔伊·卡马斯特。
They brought out Joey Kamaster.
还有阿曼达·赫希。
Amanda Hirsch.
不是开玩笑，但也不是法特·凯姆。
Not kidding, but not Fat Came.
她请来了艾米·舒默，那简直太棒了。
She brought out Amy Schumer, which was such a slay.
我们后来到了楼下的化妆间。
We got to the downstairs dressing rooms.
活动在韦伯斯特大厅举办，所有嘉宾的化妆间门口都挂着他们的名字。
It was at Webster Hall, and all the talent had dressing rooms with their names on the door.
上面还写着，阿曼达·赫希、艾米·舒默。
And it said, Amanda Hirsch, Amy Schumer.
我当时就想，我根本不知道大家都会带嘉宾来。
And I was like, first of I didn't know that everybody was bringing guests.
我们节目从不请嘉宾，也从来没想过要请。
Like, we don't do guests, and we never would have brought one.
但我其实不知道，原来这种场合大家都是这么做的。
But I just didn't know that that was I guess that's what people do on like lodges.
是的。
Yeah.
所以当本告诉我他要带嘉宾来的时候，我觉得这事儿挺怪的。
So when Ben told me he was bringing on a guest, I'm like, that's weird.
但后来想想，其实也没什么不对。
But I guess it wasn't.
反而是我们显得有点格格不入。
We were the weird ones.
艾米·舒默下到化妆间，跟大家有说有笑的，特别自然。
Amy Shuber came down to the dressing room, was like swirling it up with everyone.
简直就跟平常人一样。
Like, was so regular.
她看起来真漂亮。
She looked so pretty.
她走过来对我们说，我想认识你们一下。
And she came up to us and she was like, I want to meet you guys.
我一直特别喜欢你们的播客。
I'm such a fan of the toast.
是的。
Yeah.
对。
Yeah.
然后她做了自己的环节，还有斯莱德。
And then she did her segment and Slade.
然后本和乔什也去了，斯莱德也上了。
And then Ben and Josh went and Slade.
接着杰克逊·图德也出场了，当然是斯莱德。
And then Jackson Turd went and obviously Slade.
杰克逊·图德从直播节目的退役状态复出了。
Jackson Turd came out of live show retirement.
我知道。
I know.
这有没有让你想多做几场？
Did it make you wanna do more?
当然有。
Yes, for sure.
我喜欢的是整个过程中的所有事情。
I like it's everything around it.
那真的挺难的，比如到处奔波，或者错过孩子的睡前时间，诸如此类。
That's really hard, you know, like the traveling or like missing bedtime or whatever.
但站在舞台上和那些 swirlies 一起，真的特别有电光火石的感觉。
But like being on stage with the swirlies, like genuinely is electric.
对。
Yeah.
这事儿上瘾。
It was it's addicting.
对。
Yeah.
所以迟早我们还会再做更多场。
So we'll, we will at some point do more.
这次只出来演一晚，来去匆匆，感觉挺好的。
It was nice to come out for one night only just like pop in pop out.
但未来肯定还会继续，我们可以更自由地安排。
But it's definitely like in our future, we can like move freely, move freely.
我们现在还没到能完全自由支配时间的阶段。
We're not in a free movement time in our lives.
不是。
No.
你懂的。
You know?
对。
Yeah.
那场演出太棒了。
That was great.
对。
Yeah.
所以那一晚能当一回摇滚明星，真的很过瘾。
So it was fun to just like one night be a rock star.
而且他们还临时凑出了这么一场
And they also like threw together like such
很用心的活动，现场每个人回家都拿到了品牌赠品包，来自
a nice event that like everybody there like they got PR bags to go home with like from
所有品牌赞助商都参与了。
all the brand sponsors.
整个活动安排得特别周到。
It was just like it was kind of like really well put together.
还有定制的鸡尾酒餐巾纸，你知道的。
There was like custom cocktail napkins, know?
是的。
Yeah.
他们说，你疯了吗？
They said, what are you nuts?
你疯了吗？
What are you nuts?
现场还有很多品牌互动体验。
And they had like, you know, lots of sponsored activations.
每个人都能免费拿到真果粒和克拉德爆米花。
Like everybody was getting true fruit and clad popcorn for free.
太喜欢了。
Love it.
我在那儿吃了好多真果。
I ate so much true fruit when I was there.
到处都是，更衣室里全是。
Like, it was just it was all over the dressing rooms.
是的。
Yeah.
你见过那种单份装的吗？
Have you ever seen those individual size?
就是给你一小块水果那种。
Like, you get one piece of fruit?
对。
Yeah.
挺聪明的。
Pretty smart.
一颗水果，只为真心。
One fruit for true.
只为真心。
For true.
没错。
True.
没错。
True.
没错。
True.
没错。
True.
我特别喜欢这一点。
I love that.
今天的故事是这样的，我们得聊聊这个，因为根本躲不开。
So today's story is like, we kind of got to get into them because it's going be hard not to.
我把iPad落在纽约了。
And I left my iPad in New York.
所以如果你好奇我为啥看起来像丹·拉瑟，那是因为我就是我自己的丹·拉瑟——今天咱们走复古风，赞助商也是。”
So if you're wondering why I look like Dan Rather, it's because I am the Dan Rather of my And we're going analog today with the sponsors.
感谢我们的赞助商杜nder米夫林纸业公司。
So thank you to our sponsors at the Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
废话不多说，现在来盘点你必须知道的过去五条新闻。
Without further ado, it is time for the past five stories that you do need to know.
而这些你必须知道的过去五条新闻，由Quince倾情呈现。
And the past five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Quince.
最近我们更在意每天穿什么了，倾向于选那些看起来自然随意，穿着舒服，但又不失得体的单品。
Lately, we've been feeling more intentional about what we wear daily, leaning into pieces that feel effortless, comfortable, and still put together.
这样穿衣服简单多了。
It just makes getting dressed simpler.
Quince就是我们的首选，面料质感高级，剪裁显瘦，每一件都省心好搭，根本不用费劲琢磨。
And Quince has been our go to where the fabrics feel elevated, the fits are flattering and everything just works without overthinking.
所以这个春天，Quince 让你轻松更新衣橱。
So Quince makes it easy to refresh your wardrobe this spring.
我们以前就老聊 Quince，但我最近才开始买他们的婴儿服，因为我也成了那种只想要纯棉、啥都讲究的妈妈。
We've been talking about Quince for many years, and I only recently started getting their baby clothes because of becoming like kind of like one of those moms who only wants like 100% cotton and whatever.
以前我都不知道去哪儿买这种衣服。
And I didn't know where to do that.
后来，另一位妈妈泰勒·斯特雷克告诉我 Quince 这个牌子。
And then actually Taylor Strecker, a fellow mama, told me Quince.
所以我现在在 Quince 买了好多婴儿衣服，因为他们做的东西真的很扎实。
So I've been buying so much baby clothes on Quince because they just make things that are well made.
他们的亚麻裤子特别轻盈。
So their linen pants are lightweight.
用的是百分之百的欧洲亚麻。
They have a 100% European linen.
他们还做有机棉的衣物，超柔软的牛仔上衣起步价只要 30 美元。他们能做出设计师级别的衣服，价格却没那么高，是因为直接跟有道德的工厂合作。
They make organic cotton items, ultra soft denim tops start at $30 And so the reason why they're able to make designer quality clothing, but not at designer prices is because they work directly with ethical factories.
他们跳过了中间商，把省下的钱直接让利给你。
They cut out the middlemen and then pass the saving pass.
是的。
Yeah.
有时候我这长岛的账单都吓一跳。
The saving sometimes my Long Island comes out.
把节省的成本直接让利给你。
Pass the savings on to you.
克劳迪娅。
Claudia.
她可真有个性。
Have such a wild side.
你付的钱，买的是品质和工艺，不是品牌溢价。
You're paying for quality and craftsmanship, not a brand's markup.
我给自己的、给我孩子的所有Quince衣物，穿起来都特别耐穿，洗了也不变形。
Everything I have for quince, whether it's for me or for my child, just wears really well, washes.
我有些毛衣和裤子已经穿了很多年了。
I've had some of my sweaters, trousers for many years.
用真正会常穿的奢侈品，来更新你的日常穿搭吧。
So refresh your everyday with luxury you are actually going to use.
前往 quince.com/toast，下单享受免费配送和365天无理由退换。
Head to quince.com/toast for free shipping on your order and three sixty five day returns.
现在加拿大也能购买了。
Now available in Canada too.
访问 quince.com/toast，享受免费配送和365天退换服务。
That's quince.com/toast for free shipping and $3.65 day returns.
quince.com/toast。
Quince.com/toast.
本期节目还由 Minky Couture 赞助播出。
Today's episode is also brought to you by Minky Couture.
你知道吗，我们办 Dear Media by Noche 活动的时候，就一直盖着 Minky Couture 的毯子，因为我们对这个品牌特别忠诚。
Oh, you know, when we were doing our Dear Media by Noche event, we were laying on Minky Couture blankets because we're so brand loyal.
Minky Couture 是一家做毯子的公司，你们可能听过我们多次提到他们。
So Minky Couture is a blanket company, and you've probably heard us talk about them many times.
如果你们还没了解过，或者不明白为什么这么火，那我来给你们说说，我都能想象到你们心里在想：这毯子到底好在哪？
And if you haven't or you don't understand the hype, let me explain it to you because I can practically hear you guys just being like, what's so great about this blanket?
他们家的毯子到处都能买到。
They sell blankets everywhere.
但我得说，这毯子真跟别的不一样。
And let me tell you, this is a blanket that's not like other blankets.
你们肯定在社交媒体上见过很多，也见过不少模仿的。
You've probably seen them all over social media and also copycats of them.
他们可是那个爆红的‘Hugs Blanket’的原创者。
They are the inventor of the viral hugs blanket.
这种毯子有弹性、绒毛厚实，两面都能用，真的会像拥抱一样裹住你。
It's a stretchy, plush, and double sided blanket that quite literally hugs you back.
我用过那么多毯子，没有哪一条能跟我的 Minky Couture 比。
I've never had a blanket that comes even close to my minky couture.
我真的很喜欢这个品牌。
I love the business.
这是一家女性创办的企业。
It's a female owned business.
创始人是一位妈妈，她只是想给女儿带来温暖。
It's started by a mom who just wanted to provide comfort for her daughter.
这个品牌也非常热衷于回馈社会。
They're also a brand that's really passionate about giving back.
他们已经向全国各地的Nicky's捐赠了超过十万条迷你毛毯。
They've donated over a 100,000 of their mini Minkies to Nicky's all across the country.
每年都会这么做。
They do that every year.
这真是个值得支持的品牌，同时你还能拿到可能是世上最好的产品。
So it's just a great brand to support while also like receiving probably the best product ever made.
他们有各种不同的尺寸。
They have tons of different sizes.
他们有给小孩和幼儿用的款式。
They have kids, toddlers.
他们还有一款婴儿专用的，特别适合放在狗笼里，如果你有这个需求的话。
They have an infant one that's like perfect for a dog crate, if you're interested in that.
我们这里有一个他们最划算的优惠。
And we have, I think one of their best offers.
所有正价商品一律五折。
They give toasters half off all full priced items.
只要使用我们的优惠码 TOAST，所有正价商品都能享五折，别忘了在 Instagram 上关注他们，账号是 Mickey Couture。
So if you use our code toast, T O A S T, you're going get half off all full price items and also be sure to follow them on Instagram at Mickey Couture.
他们经常搞各种有趣的抽奖活动。
They're always doing like lots of fun giveaways and stuff.
去 softminkyblankets.com 看看吧。
So visit softminkyblankets.com.
结账时输入代码 TOAST，所有正价毯子直接五折。
Use code TOAST at checkout for 50% off all full price blankets.
这是 softminkyblankets，使用代码 TOAST，全价毛毯五折。
That's softminkyblankets, code TOAST, for 50% off all full price blankets.
你到时候一定会感谢我。
You're going thank me.
你会喜欢它摸起来的感觉。
You're going to like the way it feels.
我向你保证。
I guarantee it.
今天的节目还由 Smart Mouth 赞助。
Today's episode is also brought to you by Smart Mouth.
如果你在乎真正的清新口气，Smart Mouth 很快就会成为你最爱的产品。
If you care about fresh breath and I mean actually fresh breath, Smart Mouth is about to become your new favorite product.
Smart Mouth 的牙医研发配方，是唯一能从源头上阻止口臭、并让效果持续整整24小时的漱口水，早晚各漱一次就行。
Smart Mouth's dentist developed formula is the only mouthwash that actually stops bed breath before it even starts and prevents it from coming back for twenty four hours with a quick morning and a nighttime rinse.
他们现在推出了一款全新产品，全球首款结合锌激活除臭技术，并升级了脂质体技术，带来日常额外益处的漱口水。
So now they've launched something brand new, which is a first of its kind line of mouthwashes that are powered by the zinc activated bad breath prevention technology, but now enhanced with liposomal technology for added everyday benefits.
这款新品漱口水添加了维生素C和抗氧化成分，特别适合早上使用。
So the new line of mouthwashes includes a mouthwash infused with vitamin C and antioxidants, which is a great way to start your day.
早间漱口水还特别添加了B12和左旋肉碱，是开启一天的最佳方式。
Same with the morning mouthwash, which has added B12 and L carnitine, which is the best way to kick start your day.
晚上还有专门的漱口水，含有褪黑素，搭配薰衣草和洋甘菊的舒缓风味，帮你轻松进入睡前放松模式。
Now they also offer an evening mouthwash, which has melatonin, a calming lavender and chamomile flavor, which is great to enter your nighttime routine of winding down.
这些漱口水的设计就是为了自然融入你的日常，让你轻松升级护理流程，不用多花额外时间。
The mouthwashes were designed to fit seamlessly into your day, making it easy to upgrade your routine without adding extra steps.
如果你想升级到更智能的漱口水，全新的SmartMouth脂质体漱口水系列现已上市，沃尔玛、亚马逊和TikTok商店都能买到。
So if you want to upgrade to Smarter Mouthwash, the new SmartMouth Advanced Liposomal Mouthwash line is officially here, now available at Walmart, on Amazon, and on TikTok shop.
你也可以访问smartmouth.com，使用代码TOAST结账，享受首次购买的专属优惠。
You can also visit smartmouth.com and use code toast to check out to snag a special discount on your first smart mouth purchase.
网址是www.smartmouth。
That's www.smartmouth.
优惠代码是TOAST。
Our code is TOAST.
赶紧入手一套，亲自体验一下全天候清新的口气。
You can grab yours, experience twenty four hour fresh breath for yourself.
你的嘴巴也会感谢你。
Your mouth will thank you as well.
无论是睡在你旁边的人，还是坐在你旁边的人，都会感受到。
Person sleeping next to you or the person sitting next to you.
别再让口臭这么随意了。
Don't be as swirly with bad breath.
这可不是有礼貌的做法。
It's not a neighborly thing to do.
去 smartmouth.com，输入代码 COTOS，下单购买，亲身体验全天候清新口气。
Head over to smartmouth.com and use Cotos to grab yours and experience twenty four hour fresh breath for yourself.
谢谢，Fresh Tirt。
Thank you, Fresh Tirt.
不客气。
My pleasure.
Fresh Tirt。
Fresh Tirt.
Fresh Tirt。
Fresh Tirt.
好的。
Okay.
我们第一个消息：别再用白板了，亚历克斯·库珀怀孕了。
Our first story, throw out the whiteboard because Alex Cooper is pregnant.
她昨天在Instagram上分享，自己和丈夫马特·卡普兰即将迎来第一个孩子。
She shared yesterday on Instagram this she is expecting her first baby with her husband, Matt Kaplan.
她发了一张两人依偎着、挺着肚子的照片，配文说：‘我们的家。’
So she posted a photo of the two of them loved up and bump in and said, our family.
不过听说他们现在可能已经分房睡了。
Now, turns out they probably are sleeping in separate bedrooms.
也许是他身上的味道让她有点受不了。
Maybe like the smell of him has started to bother her.
也许她需要更多空间，或者那个孕妇枕一放，床上就只剩下一个位置了。
Maybe she needs more room or maybe the pregnancy pillow just sort of only left room for one.
真好，总算证实了那些传言是真的。
So good to know that those rumors were true.
不，但有意思的是，之前传言说她和丈夫关系紧张，要分手了，这类文章连续出了好几周。
Or no, but it's funny because the rumors were that like her and her husband like are rocky and they're splitting up and those articles were coming out for weeks.
结果呢？根本不是那么回事，人家是怀孕了。
It's like, no, you couldn't have been further wrong because they're pregnant.
是的。
Yeah.
现在我真希望人们能对这件事有正常的反应。
Now I need people to like have normal reactions to this.
我看到一些特别让人不舒服的评论。
And I've seen some really like genuinely upsetting things.
首先，有人说他们肯定是想靠生孩子来挽救婚姻。
First of all, people saying, Oh, you know, they're probably having a baby to fix their marriage.
认真的，现在谁要是怀孕了，那就绝对不能随便议论了。
Seriously, now when someone gets pregnant, like they are off limits.
对不起，真的不能。
I'm sorry, they are.
想到她怀孕初期就得面对这些，我真的挺难过的。
And I actually feel really bad that she was dealing with this in her first trimester.
我以前怀孕的时候，也遇到过一点流言蜚语。
You know, had a little bit of scandal during one of my pregnancies.
其实我只怀过一次，就那一次。
One of my I've only had one during my one and only pregnancy.
说实话，那段时间真的特别煎熬。
And let me tell you, it was really hard.
特别影响心情，我真的很替她心疼。
It messes with your mental health and like, I feel bad for her.
你当时遇到的是什么流言？
What scandal did you have?
呃，抱歉，我们。
Well, sorry, we.
是的。
Yeah.
我们什么都没做，我根本就是躺在床上，结果却被人网暴。
And we didn't do anything like I was getting canceled and I literally was just like laying in bed.
简直太离谱了。
Was insane.
所以我得说，这对身心健康真的影响很大。
So I will tell you, it's very hard on your health.
所以我真的很替她难过。
So I feel bad for her.
还有另一种反应。
Another reaction.
他们去夏威夷了？
They went to Hawaii?
是的，当然。
Yeah, of course.
而且彻底远离这一切。
And away from it all.
还有另一种反应，再说一遍，我觉得大家应该正常点，比如亚历克斯·厄尔显然知道她怀孕了。
Another reaction, like, again, I need people to be normal is like, well, Alex Earl obviously knew that she was pregnant.
所以她选择保持距离，避免让亚历克斯·库珀的情况变得更糟。
So she withheld, you know, in in getting herself involved in making it worse for Alex Cooper.
但问题是，她显然不知道亚历克斯自己都没意识到怀孕了。
And it's like, Okay, like, she obviously didn't know that she didn't know she was pregnant.
我觉得她真的不知道。
I don't think that she did.
对。
No.
但另外，亚历克斯·库珀确实打开了戒指，没错。
But also, like, Alex Cooper did open the ring Yep.
她怀孕的时候。
While she was pregnant.
她可能也觉得，你知道，人怀孕时就是容易没耐心。
She was also probably, like, just feeling like, you know, you also just get, like, impatient.
怀孕生孩子真的会让人变得坚强，让你觉得没什么大不了的。
And also, like, pregnancy and having babies, like, makes you real like, makes you tough and, like, makes you just be like, nothing matters.
只是。
Like Only
说实话，只有那种激素波动厉害的孕妇才会闹出这种事。
a crazy hormonal pregnant woman would start this drama, honestly.
但有时候，年轻又害怕的时候，人就会躲着不敢面对。
But also like sometimes when you're like younger and scared, you just like shy away from things.
怀孕当妈妈之后那种自信，会让你直接说出来。
Like the confidence that comes with like pregnancy and being a mother, you're like, say it.
对，咱们干一架。
Yeah, let's fight.
是的，当然。
Yeah, of course.
我想说点事，我知道你不想听，但我觉得还是得讲——这可能是最让人烦的一句话，但我真觉得她可能怀孕了。
I want to say something and I know you don't want me to say it, but I do want to say like, it's just like the most annoying thing you can say, but I did have a feeling she might be pregnant.
如果你看过那个视频，我只看了预告片，她和凯文·哈特那期的片段，从发根就能看出来。
And if you watch a video, I only saw the trailer, her episode with Kevin Hart, like the roots.
所以我特别庆幸自己从来不染发。
That's why I'm so glad I don't dye my hair.
怀孕头三个月是不能染发的，整个孕期都不建议染。
Like you can't dye your hair in the first trimester or the whole pregnancy.
有些人整个孕期都不染，但至少头三个月绝对不能染。
Some people don't do it whole pregnancy, but definitely not first trimester.
发根一长出来，立马就露馅了。
It opens your roots will give you away.
大概吧。
Guess so.
我觉得她可能觉得，把头发往后一拨就行。
I think she thought, like, the slip back
头发根儿一长出来，发型就全变了。
It bone would just changes up her hair.
真的吗？
Really?
我倒觉得，唯独这一点她从来没改过。
I actually feel like it's the one thing she doesn't change.
没有。
No.
她一直都是不同深浅的金色。
She's, like, had different shades of blonde.
有些人会任由发根自然长出来。
Like, some people grow their roots out.
有些人则干脆染成了深棕色。
Some people, like, are transitioned to brunette.
对。
Mhmm.
可能是好多原因造成的。
It could be it could be a bunch of stuff.
是的。
Yeah.
发根的颜色可是暴露她染发的明显线索。
Well, the roots are dead giveaway for the blonde swirlies.
幸好我们没这个问题。
So thankfully we don't have that problem.
是的。
Yeah.
我觉得这样挺好的。
I think this is nice.
确实挺疯狂的，因为这跟她的风格完全相反，你知道的。
Like, yeah, it also it is really crazy because I feel like it's so like against her ethos, you know,
这跟她平时传达的信息完全不搭调，完全不搭。
like, It's very incongruous with like, her messaging, her messaging.
我不太想提她，因为我根本不了解她。
I don't want to say her because I don't know her.
我觉得她对外展现的形象和真实的她根本就是两回事。虽然我不清楚她每期都说了什么，但很多内容的核心理念都是说，女人不需要男人，什么的。
And I feel like there's a complete difference between like what she puts out in the world and who she actually is, because a lot of the content that she's become famous for, I don't know what she says on every single episode, but a lot of like the ethos is like, you know, women, we don't need a man, dumb pim.
她现在都结婚生孩子了。
Well, she's like getting married and having babies.
她其实挺传统的。
She's very traditional.
对。
Yeah.
没错。
Yes.
她确实很传统，虽然她的很多言论都在鼓励女性，鼓励同性——
She actually is very traditional when yes, a lot of her messaging like encourages fellow woman, fellow-
要独立，男人一无是处。
To like be independent and men stink.
跟男朋友分手吧。
Break up with your boyfriend.
我觉得她还做过一期，讲的是把孩子往后推一推也没什么大不了的。
And I think she also did an episode about like how okay it is to like, you know, push kids down the line.
那是最近的事。
That was kind of recent.
我觉得这挺好的。
So I think this is wonderful.
我真的很惊讶。
I was shocked.
是啊，我也是。
Yeah, me too.
对。
Yeah.
我也挺享受这种被震惊的感觉。
And I like being shocked.
我也是。
Yeah, me too.
但今天我还看到一个视频，她说这场仗其实已经赢了——毕竟到这一步，Alex Earl的计划也没真因此改变什么，事情差不多算是盖棺定论了。
But I also I also saw a video today that was like, she's just like won the battle because I don't think at this point, not that Alex Earl was like, this is changing anything for Alex Earl's plan, but like it's kind of case closed.
不会去
Not going to
招惹孕妇。
go after a pregnant woman.
没错，这确实彻底改变了这场斗争的格局。
No, it's definitely it definitely changes the landscape of the fight.
这还让我想，等我怀孕的时候，干脆主动挑事，反正没人敢动孕妇。
It also makes me want to start fights like when I'm pregnant, because then no one's going to come after a pregnant woman.
对吧？
Right?
没错。
Absolutely.
我得给那些男人打个电话。
I need to call men.
我们
We
知道，你说得对。
know, you're right.
总得有我们当中的一人在场。
Should always have like one of us.
我不确定大家是不是都这么想，但说到网络上的那些争吵，我真的觉得孕妇应该被排除在外。
And I don't know if everybody agrees with this, but in terms of like internet, like drama, like I do feel like pregnant people are off limits.
我真的这么觉得。
I really do.
是的。
Yeah.
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