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嘿，Wowser的粉丝们。
Hey, Wowser fans.
这里是盖、罗兹和明迪。
Guy, Roz, and Mindy here.
在节目开始之前，祝你们地球日快乐。
And before we start the show Happy Earth Day to you.
祝你们地球日快乐。
Happy Earth Day to you.
祝亲爱的Wowser们地球日快乐。
Happy Earth Day, dear Wowsers.
Wowser们。
Wowsers.
祝你们地球日快乐。
Happy Earth Day to you.
如果你正在寻找今天以及每一天庆祝地球的方式，请访问 tinkercast.com/earth，获取各种活动、节目和视频，将世界的奇妙直接带给你。
If you're looking for ways to celebrate our Earth today and every day, visit tinkercast.com/earth to find activities, episodes, and videos that bring the wows of the world right to you.
同时，别忘了今天向地球表达你的感激之情。
And while you're at it, don't forget to show your gratitude to the Earth today.
它一直很好地照顾着我们所有人。
It does a pretty good job of taking care of all of us.
所以让我们都记住要好好呵护
So let's all remember to take care
它。
of it too.
就是这样。
That's it.
现在让我们继续回到节目。
Now let's get back to the show.
我们在周末带来惊喜。
We wow on the weekend.
我们在周末带来惊喜。
We wow on the weekend.
我们在周末制造惊喜，因为这就是我们
We wow on the weekend because this is what we
周末做的事情。
do on the weekend.
聊天、大笑，我和雷吉唱歌、大笑。
Talking, laughing, me and Reggie singing, laughing.
然后我们哦，等等。
And then we oh, wait.
不。
No.
我说了两次大笑。
I said laughing twice.
随便吧。
Whatever.
周末小声点。
Wee on the weekend.
我们周末会哇一下。
Wee wow on the weekend.
拍手，拍手。
Clap, clap.
我们周末会哇一下
Wee wow on
因为这就是我们周末做的事情。
the weekend because this is what we do on the weekend.
大家好，欢迎收听《周末哇一下》。
Hello, and welcome to Wee Wow on the Weekend.
我是你们的主持人丹尼斯。
I'm your host, Dennis.
这是我的联合主持人，巨型鸽子雷吉。
That's my cohost, Reggie the giant pigeon.
这是一档我们聚在一起闲聊、收听Tinkercast播客节目的节目。
This is the show where we hang out and chitchat and listen to episodes of Tinkercast podcasts.
哦，是的。
Oh, yeah.
为什么我们只听 Tinkercast 的播客？
Why do we only listen to Tinkercast podcasts?
Tinkercast 除了播客之外还有别的东西吗？
Well, does Tinkercast have anything other than podcasts?
我不知道。
I don't know.
比如 Tinkercast 的单簧管音乐，或者 Tinkercast 的恐龙？
Like Tinkercast clarinet music or Tinkercast dinosaur?
那 Tinkercast 的老式汽车喇叭音效呢？
How about Tinkercast sound effects of old car horns?
太棒了。
Yay.
好的。
Okay.
让我们进入一个我喜欢的环节，叫做读评论。
Let's move on to a segment I like to call reading reviewsies.
我正在为我自己和你们读评论。
I'm reading reviewsies for me and for yousies.
我们收到了
We've got
一些很棒的评论，让我们来读一读吧。
us some doozies, so let's read reviews.
Zs。
Zs.
这部分是人们在苹果播客、Spotify或其他平台给我们留的评论，我会打印出一大堆，然后大声读出来。
This is the part where people write us comments on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or whatever, and I print a bunch out, and I read them aloud.
好的。
Okay.
这条第一个评论来自用户名Ingrid和Anton。
This first review z is from username Ingrid and Anton.
标题写着：下鸽子雨了。
The title says, it's raining pigeon.
留言说：亲爱的丹尼斯，你的鸽子很奇怪。
And the message says, dear Dennis, your pigeon is weird.
奇怪？
Weird?
什么？
What?
诽谤。
Slander.
造谣诽谤。
Slandering lies.
哦，你不介意被叫做奇怪吗？
Oh, you don't mind being called weird?
好吧。
Okay.
我会继续读下去。
I'll keep reading.
附言：我喜欢和你一起唱歌。
PS, I love to sing along with you.
雷吉，你很奇怪，但我们爱你。
Reggie, you're weird, but we love you.
哦，我明白了。
Oh, I get it.
奇怪是好事。
Weird is good.
是的。
Yeah.
因为如果你很奇怪，那就意味着你有趣，和别人不一样。
Because if you're weird, it means you're interesting and not like everybody else.
我奇怪吗？
Am I weird?
太好了。
Yay.
怪异很好。
Weird is good.
怪异很好。
Weird is good.
正常和情绪稳定没问题，但怪异更好。
It's fine to be normal and emotionally stable, but weird is good.
下一个Reveusie。
Next Reveusie.
好的。
Okay.
这个Reveusie来自用户名：giraffe lover four fifty seven。
This Reveusie comes from username, giraffe lover four fifty seven.
标题写着：致丹尼斯先生。
The title says, to mister Dennis.
哦，太好了。
Oh, hooray.
我很喜欢被叫做丹尼斯先生。
I love being called mister Dennis.
留言说：丹尼斯，我非常喜欢你的节目。
And the message says, Dennis, I love your show so much.
太棒了。
It's amazing.
爱心眼睛表情。
Heart eye emoji.
我要给你的节目打无限颗星。
I am giving your show Infinity Stars.
哇。
Wow.
无限。
Infinity.
是的。
Yeah.
这太抽象了。
It's so abstract.
我们继续看。
Let's read on.
丹尼斯，你最喜欢的食物、动物和颜色是什么？
Dennis, what is your favorite food, animal, and color?
嗯，我有很多喜欢的。
Well, I have a lot of favorites.
但今天，我觉得这三个问题的答案都是鸡肉。
But today, I'm feeling like the answer to all three of those questions would be Chicken.
嗯哼。
Uh-huh.
鸡肉确实是一种颜色。
Chicken is so a color.
当然了。
Of course, it is.
它是粉棕色的，而且非常美味。
It's a pinkish brown and very tasty.
好的。
Okay.
关于Reveiwsie，还有更多内容。
There's still more to this for Reveiwsie.
Reggie，我觉得你应该来主持这个节目。
Reggie, I think you should host the show.
什么？
What?
当然，你
Well, of course, you
觉得这是个好主意。
think it's a good idea.
自从我让你当我的无薪实习生以来，你就一直想抢我的工作。
You've been angling from my job ever since I brought you on as my unpaid intern.
什么？
What?
什么？
What?
不。
No.
等等。
Wait.
雷吉，别走。
Reggie, don't leave.
不。
No.
我会付你钱的。
I'll pay you.
我来付你钱。
I'll pay you.
我来
I'll
付你钱。
pay you.
好的。
Yes.
随便吧。
Whatever.
我同意给你六位数的鸟座薪水。
I agree to pay you a 6 figure bird seat salary.
欢迎加入。
Welcome aboard.
接下来，雷韦苏伊。
Next, Reveusie.
这个来自用户名为 v Phil 的用户。
This one comes to us from username v Phil.
标题写着：Dennis 太棒了。
The title says, Dennis is amazing.
星星表情符号。
Star emojis.
没错，v Phil。
I sure am, v Phil.
留言说：Dennis，你的播客太棒了。
And the message says, Dennis, your podcast is amazing.
另外，你会玩悠悠球吗？
And also, can you do any yo yo tricks?
还有，你能跳多高？
And also, how high can you jump?
哦，是的。
Oh, yes.
杂技
A stunts
问题。
question.
雷吉，我确实会玩悠悠球。
Reggie, I can so do yo yo tricks.
我经常玩悠悠球。
I do yo yo tricks all the time.
好吧。
Okay.
从技术上讲，不会。
Technically, no.
我从来没玩过。
I've never done any.
但我打赌如果我有个悠悠球，我一定能玩好多招。
But I bet I could do a whole bunch if I had a yo yo.
哦，你有一个吗？
Oh, you have one?
当然。
Sure.
是的。
Yeah.
让我试试。
Let me give it a try.
好的。
Okay.
我们开始吧。
Here we go.
悠悠球。
And yo yo.
小心点。
Look out.
哎哟。
Ow.
好吧。
Alright.
够了，别再玩了。
That's enough yo yo.
让我看看我能跳多高。
Let's see how high I can jump.
好吧。
Okay.
准备好了吗？
Ready?
一、二、三，跳。
One, two, three, jump.
我跳了多高啊，雷吉？
How high was that, Reggie?
还好没人看到，因为这是个播客。
Well, good thing no one saw because this is a podcast.
我就说吧，我能跳得特别特别高。
Let's just say I can jump really, really high.
哎哟。
Ow.
好吧。
Okay.
我觉得现在这些评论就够了。
I think that's enough Reviewsies for now.
谢谢大家所有的评论。
Thanks for all your Reviewsies, everyone.
继续发来吧。
Keep them coming.
如果你在苹果播客或Spotify上给我留言，我可能会在《WeeWow on the Weekend》节目中回答你。
And if you write me a question on Apple Podcast or Spotify, I just might answer it on WeeWow on the Weekend.
除非我不知道答案，或者我分心了，或者我忘记了。
Unless I don't know the answer, or I get distracted, or I forget.
好的。
Okay.
接下来是一个我称之为《Tinkercast 工作室幕后》的小环节。
Up next is a little segment I like to call inside Tinkercast Studios.
《Tinkercast 工作室幕后》。
Inside Tinkercast Studios.
这部分我们会聆听我最喜欢的 Tinkercast 播客中的一集。
This is the part where we listen to an episode of one of my favorite Tinkercast podcasts.
今天，我们要听的是《Wow in the World》第二季第二集，名叫《That's Nuts!》。
And today, we're listening to season two, episode two of Wow in the World called That's Nuts!
等等，什么是 nuts？
Wait, what's nuts?
不，Reggie，我不是要你列举各种坚果。
No, Reggie, I'm not asking you to list types of nuts.
我在问什么是nuts。
I'm asking what's nuts.
我知道nuts是什么。
I know what nuts are.
我只是，哦，算了。
I just oh, never mind.
我们直接播放这一集吧。
Let's just play the episode.
好的。
Okay.
我们开始吧。
Here we go.
播放。
And play.
WeeWow马上回来。
WeeWow will be right back.
成年人，这条信息是给你们的。
Grown ups, this message is for you.
嘿，Wowser的粉丝们。
Hey, Wowser fans.
我是敏迪和盖伊·罗兹。
Mindy and Guy Roz here.
在节目开始前，你们听说我们上YouTube了吗？
And before we start the show, did you hear that we are on YouTube?
没错，敏迪。
That's right, Mindy.
Wowser的粉丝们，你们可以在我们的YouTube频道WowTube上找到《Wow在世界》的完整剧集，以及你们最喜欢的Tinkercast播客。
Wowser fans, you can find full episodes of Wow in the world and more of your favorite Tinkercast podcasts on our YouTube channel, WowTube.
此外，在WowTube上，你们还可以观看我炸西瓜，以及在坏点子实验室里测试邦克球实验。
Plus, on WowTube, you can also watch me explode some watermelons and test out bonker balls experiments in the laboratory of bad ideas.
或者，你们也可以跟着丹尼斯一起跳舞，欣赏周末播出的WeeWow音乐视频。
Or you can dance along with Dennis for music videos featuring music from WeWow on the weekend.
WowTube 上有专为你准备的丰富内容。
There is so much in store made just for you on WowTube.
立即访问 tinkercast.com/youtube 观看吧。
Visit tinkercast.com/youtube to watch now.
就是 tinkercast.com/youtube。
That's tinkercast.com/youtube.
就这样了。
That's it.
现在回到节目本身。
Now back to the show.
杏仁、椰子、大麻、巧克力、牛奶、大米、大豆。
Almond, coconut, hemp, chocolate, cow, rice, soy.
嘿，Russ，你好。
Hey there, Russ.
你冰箱里都在搞些什么呀？
What are you doing in your refrigerator over here?
哦哦，嘿，明迪。
Oh oh, hey, Mindy.
我只是在整理我的牛奶收藏。
I'm just organizing my milk collection.
当然，嘿。
Of course, Hey.
看起来你手里拿着一杯白色且浓稠的东西。
It looks like you're holding a glass of something white and creamy.
我敢打赌我能猜出这是什么奶。
Bet I can guess what kind of milk that is.
来来。
Here here.
让我喝一口。
Let let me take a sip.
等等。
Wait.
我是
I am
呃。
Ugh.
敏迪，你直接喝黄油吗？
Mindy, have you been drinking straight up butter?
我的意思是，
Well, I mean,
严格来说，它最初是个黄油冰棍，但后来化了。
technically, it started off as a butter popsicle on a stick, but then it melted.
这太恶心了。
So That's just gross.
一整杯融化的黄油？
A whole glass of melted butter?
黄油回来了，盖伊罗斯。
Butter is back, Guy Ros.
再说，你希望我做什么？
Besides, what do you want me to do?
凌晨四点起床去挤一堆杏仁的奶吗？
Wake up at 04:00 in the morning to squeeze the milk out of a bunch of almonds?
那正是我做的。
That's what I do.
什么？
What?
等等。
Wait.
实际上，那根本不是我做的。
Actually, that's that's that's not what I do.
杏仁奶是通过……哦，算了。
Almond milk is made by by a just oh, never mind.
听好了。
Look.
椰奶让我兴奋不已。
Coconut milk makes me hyper.
豆奶让我头疼，牛奶则让我放屁。
Soy milk causes me to have headaches, and cow's milk gives me the toots.
来吧，我证明给你
Here, I'll prove it to
看。
you.
不行。
No.
不行。
No.
我我
I'll I'll
我相信你的话，明迪。
take your word for it, Mindy.
哦，太晚了。
Oh, too late.
那么，你到底说你在这儿用这些牛奶做什么呢？
So what did you say you were doing with all these milks in here anyway?
嗯，我只是想把我的存货按字母顺序整理一下。
Well, I just thought I'd organize my supply in alphabetical order.
实际上，我正在重新整理整个厨房。
Actually, I'm I'm reorganizing my entire kitchen.
这太疯狂了。
That's nuts.
哦，哦，说到坚果，看看我的坚果储藏室。
Oh oh, well, speaking of nuts, check out my nut pantry.
等等。
Wait.
什么？
What?
天啊。
Oh my.
有53种不同的坚果，全部按种类、形状、颜色和个人喜好贴上标签并整理好。
53 different varieties of nuts, all labeled and organized by species, shape, color, and personal preference.
看看这个，明迪。
Check this out, Mindy.
我这里有杏仁、山毛榉果、胡桃、巴西坚果、甜瓜、腰果、核桃和白果。
I've got almonds, beech nuts, butternuts, Brazil nuts, cantaloupe, cashews, nuts, walnuts, and white nuts.
哇。
Wow.
哇。
Wow.
这么多坚果啊。
That's a lot of nuts.
是的。
Yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
如果我说的话，这确实是个相当了不起的收藏。
It is quite the collection if I do say so myself.
但可惜你忘了最大的那个坚果。
But too bad you forgot the biggest nut of them all.
啊，椰子。
Ah, the coconut.
嗯？怎么了？
Well What?
广义上说，椰子可以是一种水果、一种种子，也是一种坚果。
Loosely speaking, a coconut can be a fruit, a seed, and a nut.
所以我说的不是椰子。
So I'm not talking about a coconut.
那你指的是什么？
Then what are you talking about?
我。
Me.
我是最厉害的家伙。
I'm the biggest nut around.
哦。
Oh.
说吧。
Go ahead.
敲敲我的头。
Knock on my head.
求你了，敏迪。
Please, Mindy.
这才叫硬核呢。
Now that's what you call a hard nutshell.
那我就先在这儿坐下了，敏迪。
So I'm just gonna perch myself Mindy.
就在这层架子上，夹在夏威夷果和花生之间，我们按ABC顺序排列。
Right up here on this shelf, right between the macadamias and the peanuts, we're going by ABC order.
这层架子并不是用来放这么重的坚果的。
That shelf is not meant to hold nuts heavier heavier than than
不过话说回来，我这下给你造了一辈子都吃不完的混合坚果了，斯凯罗斯。
Well, on the bright side, it looks like I just made you a lifetime supply of trail mix, Skyros.
我那套有机获奖坚果的珍贵收藏。
My beautiful collection of organic prize winning nuts.
现在它们都变成混合坚果了。
Now they're mixed nuts.
我该怎么重新把它们整理好呢？
How will I ever get these organized again?
哦，等等。
Oh, wait.
我知道了。
I know.
哦，不。
Oh, no.
不。
No.
不。
No.
不。
No.
我想你已经做得够多了，敏迪。
I I think you've done enough, Mindy.
不。
No.
真的。
Really.
我知道谁可以帮忙。
I know who can help.
你知道有人能帮我整理我的有机坚果收藏吗？
You know someone who can help organize my organic nut collection?
当然知道。
Sure do.
事实上，他们就是活生生的专业坚果整理师。
In fact, they're living, breathing, professional nut organizers.
说白了，他们主要就干这事儿。
Like, that's basically all they've got going on.
嗯，既然他们是专业坚果整理师，那好吧。
Well, I guess if they're professional nut organizers, well Yeah.
他们一定很有经验。
They must have a lot of practice.
那我什么时候能见见他们？
So when can I meet them?
现在就怎么样？
How about now?
现在？
Now?
当然。
Sure.
但首先，我得回家拿几样东西。
But first, I need to grab a couple of supplies from my house.
什么东西？
What supplies?
无论如何，别让雷吉靠近你的食品柜。
And whatever you do, don't let Reggie near your pantry.
你的花生过敏。
Your peanut allergy.
什么？
What?
我马上回来。
I'll be right back.
好的。
Okay.
所以你对坚果过敏，但我猜你在Mindy身边是安全的。
So you're allergic to nuts, But I guess you're okay around Mindy.
好的。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
我回来了。
I'm back.
你刚才在那边拿什么啊，Mindy？
What what were you getting over there, Mindy?
就拿点必需品，Skyra的。
Just the bare necessities, Skyra's.
来，把这个戴上。
Now here, put this on.
松鼠服？
A squirrel suit?
不。
No.
我穿着松鼠服。
I'm wearing the squirrel suit.
你穿着花栗鼠服。
You're wearing the chipmunk suit.
明迪，我绝对不可能。
Mindy, there is no way I'm
看。
Look.
你到底想不想重新整理你的坚果储藏室？
Do you want your nut pantry reorganized or not?
把手
Hand
盖过毛皮。
over the fur.
好的。
Okay.
现在会有点紧，但这是因为这是为狗设计的花栗鼠服装。
Now it's gonna be a little snug, but that's just because it's a chipmunk costume made for a dog.
什么？
A what?
会没事的。
It'll be fine.
我只要在穿自己的衣服时挤进去就行。
I just squeeze into it while I slip into mine.
Mindy，这感觉一点都不舒服。
Mindy, this does not feel comfortable.
那是因为你穿反了，傻瓜。
Well, that's because you got it on upside down, silly.
来，我来帮你一下。
Here, let me help you out.
我只是调整一下你的脊椎。
Just gonna adjust your spine.
把肘部往回挪一点，再往上拉紧。
Just move your elbow back a little bit and crank it up.
我就只是
Just gonna
挤进去了。
squeeze There.
你进去吧。
You in there.
看看你现在的样子。
Look at you.
现在去镜子前看看自己吧。
Now go check yourself out in the mirror.
你完全可以冒充一只真正的花栗鼠。
You could totally pass for a legit chipmunk.
准备好去见我的坚果整理朋友们了吗？
Ready to go meet my nut organizing friends?
你确定这是个好主意吗，敏迪？
Are you sure this is a good idea, Mindy?
当然了，我也不确定这是个好主意，盖伊·罗斯。
Of course, I'm not sure this is a good idea, Guy Ross.
但你的坚果储藏室状况急需紧急处理。
But the state of your nut pantry calls for emergency action.
对。
Right.
所以
So
于是他们从那边的冒险工具箱里把我的缩小魔杖递给了我。
So they hand me my shrink wand from the adventure toolbox over there.
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哦，缩小魔杖。
Oh, shrink wand.
缩小魔杖。
Shrink wand.
哦，明白了。
Oh, got it.
给你。
Here you go.
等等。
Wait.
等等。
Wait.
什么？
What?
缩小魔杖，启动。
Shrink wand activate.
敏迪，马上把我变回正常大小。
Mindy, you put me back to normal right this minute.
哦，你是我见过最可爱的小花栗鼠。
Oh, you are the cutest little chipmunk I've ever seen.
我就要捏捏你那可爱的小花栗鼠脸颊。
I'm just gonna pinch those little chipmunk cheeks of yours.
不行。
Nope.
敏迪，如果你现在不把我变回原状的话。
Mindy, if you don't unshrink me right now.
等等，小花栗鼠，戈佐罗。
Hang on just one second, tiny chipmunk, Gyroz.
我要和你一起变小。
I'm shrinking down with you.
什么？
What?
缩小杖，再次启动。
Shrink wand, activate again.
看看我们，Gyroz。
Look at us, Gyroz.
我们变小了，等等。
We're tiny Wait.
看着。
Watch.
我们必须保持安静。
We must be quiet.
松鼠。
Squirrel.
松鼠。
Squirrel.
松鼠。
Squirrel.
松鼠。
Squirrel.
别尖叫了，一号。
Stop screaming, guy one.
你会把他吓跑的。
You scare him away.
吓跑他？
Scare him away?
不。
No.
你说过你有个专业的坚果整理师会帮我做这个。
You said you had a professional nut organizer who would do that for me.
好吧，看好了。
Well, Ta da.
就是他。
This is him.
谁？
Who?
伊蒂小眼睛？
Eeety little eye?
穆吉，但那是一只松鼠。
Muggy But that's a squirrel.
对。
Right.
所以我们需要非常礼貌，不要吓跑他。
So we need to be very polite and not scare him away.
好的。
Okay.
我不确定这能行得通，敏迪。
I'm not sure this is gonna work, Mindy.
现在就看他做什么。
Now just watch what he does.
嗯，看起来他正走向一堆看起来像是大量坚果的东西。
Well, it looks like he's walking over to what appears to be a huge pile of nuts.
是的。
Yeah.
现在仔细看他是怎么处理这些坚果的。
Now pay very quick attention to what he does with them.
有意思。
Interesting.
看起来他正在把坚果按类别分开，是的。
It looks like he's separating the nuts into categories Yeah.
然后来回奔跑，嗯。
And then running back and forth Uh-huh.
根据坚果的类别，把它们运到不同的地方。
And bearing them in different locations depending on the category of nuts.
对。
Yep.
他会喂养我们所说的囤积者，
He'll feed what we call a batter hoarder,
把食物储存起来并藏在不同的地方。
stockpiling food and hiding it in different places.
那段视频呢，Skywise？
And what's the video, Skywise?
他这样做的原因是为了确保他的食物储备即使遭遇恶劣风暴也不会被毁，从而得到保护。
And the reason he died this is so that to know what the leak from of his food dash is protected even if there is a bad storm that lights up his supply.
或者可能是其他动物发现了他藏食物的地方。
Or I suppose another critter who finds out where he's been hiding it.
嘿。
Hey.
这让我想起那次我不小心吃掉了你为万圣节讨糖的孩子们买的所有糖果。
That reminds me of the time I accidentally ate all of the Halloween candy you bought for the trick or treater.
哦，我记得。
Oh, I remember.
但我早就料到你会这么做。
Only I anticipated that you would do that.
所以我把它们藏在我家各处，这样你就永远找不到全部的了。
So I hid piles of it all over my house so you'd never find all of Yeah.
然后你忘了所有藏匿的地方，最后只好给讨糖的孩子们发蜜蜂。
And then you forgot all of your hiding places and wound up having to give out bees to the trick retreener's hay.
那些可是高品质的有机蜜蜂。
Those were high quality organic bees.
大自然的糖果，明迪。
Nature's candy, Mindy.
所以他的混乱整理背后是有方法的？
So there's a method to his organizational madness?
是的。
Yep.
而且我们马上就要看到一个鼓舞人心的个人故事。
And we're about to see an uplifting personal.
哦，不，明迪。
Oh, no, Mindy.
你不会是在想我的尾巴是怎么工作的吧？
You're not thinking of How did my tail work?
就像它突然冒出了个坏主意。
Like it just got a bad idea.
现在挺直你的花栗鼠条纹，跟着我做。
Now straighten your chipmunk stripe and follow my lead.
明白吗？
Okay?
我不太喜欢这个说法。
I don't like the sound of this.
我们是谁？
Who's we?
收缩反向公司。
Shrinkly reverse company.
这样好多了。
That's better.
得伸展一下。
Gotta stretch it out.
好吧。
Alright.
你准备好发疯了吗，小松鼠裤子先生？
You ready to go nuts, mister squirrely pants?
嘿，加罗斯。
Hey, Garros.
来吧。
Come on.
睁开眼睛。
Open your eyes.
松鼠，松鼠，松鼠。
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
那是一只人-sized的松鼠。
That's a human sized squirrel.
是的。
Yeah.
关于这个，我只是觉得，如果他和成年人一样大，就能让他的工作更轻松、更快捷，你
So about that, I just figured that if he was the size of a full grown human, it would help to make his job easier and faster, you
知道吗？
know?
松鼠。
Squirrel.
来吧，你们两个。
Come on, you two.
我们赶紧进去，别被人看见了。
Let's get inside before someone sees us.
伦，伦，伦，
Ren, Ren, Ren,
伦，伦。
Ren, Ren.
好的。
Okay.
伙计
Guy
拉兹，把你的钥匙给我。
Raz, hand me your keys.
我要打开这扇门，欢迎来到盖伊·拉兹的家，这位巨型松鼠裤先生。
Gonna unlock this door, and here we are, mister giant squirrelly pants in Guy Raz's humble abode.
随便点，当自己家一样。
Make yourself right at home.
好的。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
现在，请你往厨房那边去，那里有盖·拉兹的混合坚果储藏柜。
Now, if you'll just scurry on right this way towards the kitchen, you'll find Guy Raz's pantry of mixed nuts.
一小时前它们还没混合呢。
They weren't mixed an hour ago.
所以，先生。
So Mr.
松鼠，我们需要你把这些坚果整理好，就像你刚才在院子里整理你的坚果那样，好吗？
Squirrel, what we need you to do is to organize these nuts just the way you were doing with your nuts back out there in the yard, okay?
松鼠？
Squirrel?
等等，你听得懂松鼠语吗，敏迪？
Wait, do you speak squirrel, Mindy?
是的。
Yes.
当然。
Of course.
我不懂 squirrel，盖伊·罗兹。
I don't speak squirrel, Guy Roz.
什么？
What?
来厨房吧。
Come on into the kitchen.
来吧。
Come on.
现在坐下，放松一下，把脚放在桌子上。
Now just sit down, relax, put your feet up on the table.
我来解释一下这里发生了什么。
I explain what's going on here.
哦，现在你打算解释这里发生了什么？
Oh, now you're planning to explain what's going on here?
但明迪，把脚从我桌子上拿开。
But Mindy, get your feet off my table.
好的。
Okay.
正如我之前所说，一组来自加州大学伯克利分校的研究人员花了大量时间观察这只普通的东部灰松鼠，就像这位一样，试图理解它的组织策略。
So as I was saying earlier, this group of researchers from the University of Berkeley have been spending a lot of time with the common eastern fox squirrel, just like this guy, trying to understand his organizational strategy.
是的。
Yeah.
我的意思是，看看他在我坚果储藏室里忙活的样子。
I mean, look at him getting to work in my nut pantry.
他好像把不同种类的坚果分门别类地整理了。
It looks like he's grouping all the different nut species into categories.
没错，他就是在这么做，盖伊·拉兹。
That's exactly what he's doing, Guy Raz.
这是一种被称为‘分块’的方法。
It's a method known as chunking.
分组？
Chunking?
是的。
Yeah.
所以分组就是松鼠整理它们坚果财富的方式。
So chunking is how squirrels organize their nut booty.
你知道吗，'财富'还有其他说法，比如宝箱、储藏或补给。
You know, there are other words for booty like treasure chest or hoard or supply.
你不一定非得用那个词。
You don't necessarily need to use that word.
对。
Yeah.
但'财富'这个词最棒。
But booty's the best word.
好吧。
Okay.
那么那是什么？
So what is it?
什么是分块？
What is chunking?
好的。
Okay.
所以分块就是把长串的信息拆分成小块。
So chunking is taking long strings of information and breaking them up into chunks.
我们人类在把衣服整理放进抽屉时就是这样做的。
So we humans do this when we put our clothes away in our dresser drawers.
哦，对。
Oh, right.
就像我把所有袜子放在上面的抽屉，所有羊毛裤子放在下面的抽屉。
Just like how I put all my socks in the top drawer and all my wool pants in the bottom drawer.
是的。
Yeah.
然后你更进一步，把条纹袜子放在抽屉的右边，纯色袜子放在左边。
And then you take it a step further and put all your striped socks on the right side of the drawer and all of your solid socks on the left side of the drawer.
没错。
That's right.
我这么做是因为每次需要条纹袜子时，我都知道去哪儿找。
And I do this so whenever I need a striped pair of socks, know exactly where to find them.
等一下。
Wait a minute.
你是不是翻过我的抽屉了，敏迪？
Have you been going through my dresser drawers, Mindy?
你是不是翻过你的抽屉了，斯凯罗兹？
Have you been going through your dresser drawers, Skyroz?
等一下。
Wait.
什么？
What?
通过把每样东西放在特定的位置，你其实是在大脑里构建了一张地图。
And by putting everything in a specific place, you're making a map in your brain.
所以如果我闭上眼睛，我就能在脑海中描绘出我的衣柜，准确告诉你我的条纹袜子放在哪里，根本不需要实际打开衣柜去看。
So if I were to close my eyes, I'd be able picture my dresser drawer and be able to tell you exactly where my striped socks were without even having to look in the actual drawer.
是的。
Yes.
不像我家，我把所有衣服、盘子和重要文件都一股脑扔进洗衣机，完全不知道东西在哪。
Unlike my house where I just throw all of my clothes and dishes and important papers inside the same washer and have no idea where to find anything.
所以这意味着我就像一个
So what this means is that I'm like a
从整理的角度来看，盖伊·罗兹，你简直就是个大松鼠囤积狂。
From an organizational perspective, Guy Roz, you're basically a big squirrel chunker.
从另一个整理的角度来看，你基本上是啥？
And I guess from another organizational perspective, you're basically What?
一场龙卷风。
A tornado.
嗯，我不确定是否要说到这个地步。
Well, I don't know if I'd go that far.
那么，这些研究人员是如何发现松鼠也在用大脑进行分块的呢？
So how did these researchers discover that squirrels were using their brains for chunking too?
嗯，他们做了一些实验。
Well, they conducted a few experiments.
好的。
Okay.
于是，科学家们首先提出了一个假设。
So the scientists started with a hypothesis.
也就是说，一个基于收集到的数据或信息的合理科学推测。
So a pretty educated scientific guess based on data or information collected.
是的。
Yep.
根据他们对松鼠的了解，他们强烈怀疑松鼠可能会使用分块策略。
And based on what they knew about squirrels, they had a serious hunch that the squirrels might use chunking.
也就是说，他们会把杏仁放在地上的一个洞里，把山核桃放在另一个洞里，等等。
As in, they would put the almonds in one hole in the ground and the pecans in another, etcetera, etcetera.
他们的假设正确吗？
And was their hypothesis correct?
实验结果表明，松鼠确实会这样做。
Well, the results of the experiment said that the squirrels did in fact do this.
不。
No.
但前提是它们所有的坚果都来自同一个地方。
But only if they got the nuts all from the same place.
如果坚果来自不同的地方，它们就不会使用分组策略。
If they got the nuts from different places, they didn't use chunking.
相反，它们只是把所有的坚果随机藏在各个地方。
Instead, they just hid all of their nuts in random spots.
那它们是怎么知道的呢？
Well, how do they know?
我的意思是，他们是怎么追踪到45只不同松鼠的坚果的？
I mean, how are they able to track the nuts of 45 different squirrels?
哦，他们使用了手持GPS追踪设备来找到这些松鼠，并绘制出它们收集和藏匿坚果的模式图。
Oh, so they used handheld GPS tracking devices to find them and create a map of their collecting and hiding patterns.
说起来，说到坚果，那个原本要帮我整理坚果收藏的人形松鼠后来怎么样了？
Say, speaking of nuts, whatever happened to that human sized squirrel that was supposed to be organizing my nut collection?
哦，他确实在帮你整理坚果呢。
Oh, he's organizing your nuts alright.
什么？
What?
在哪？
Where?
到你后院看看吧。
Take a look outside in your yard.
敏迪，我的坚果全不见了，他在我漂亮的花园里挖了上百个洞。
Mindy, my nuts are all gone and he's digging hundreds of holes in my beautiful garden.
你从来没说过希望他把它们整理在食品储藏室里。
You never said that you wanted him to organize them in the pantry.
什么？
What?
不过话说回来，他和朋友们以后永远不会挨饿了。
Well, on the bright side, he and his friends will never go hungry.
嘿，罗兹。
Hey, Roz.
这是对他工作出色的一点小小报酬。
Just considerate payment for a job well done.
太好笑了。
That was so funny.
就是敏迪和盖·罗兹变得和松鼠一样大小的那个部分。
The part where Mindy and Guy Roz were the size of a squirrel.
还有另一个部分，就是松鼠变得和敏迪和盖·罗兹一样大的那段。
And then the other part where the squirrel was the size of Mindy and Guy Roz.
等等，雷吉。
Wait, Reggie.
我刚想到一个好主意。
I just had a great idea.
我们应该变得巨大。
We should be giant.
对。
Yeah.
就像巨大的丹尼斯和雷吉，那只超大的鸽子。
Like giant Dennis and Reggie, the very giant pigeon.
好吧。
Okay.
我们结束节目，去请明迪让我们变大吧。
Let's wrap up the show and go ask Mindy to make us giant.
感谢所有听众收听本周末的《Wee Wow》。
Thanks to all you listeners out there for tuning in to Wee Wow on the Weekend.
如果你有任何问题想问我，就打电话并给我留言，号码是18887 Wow Wow。
If you have any questions for me, call and leave me a message at 18887 Wow Wow.
就是18887 Wow Wow。
That's 18887 Wow Wow.
我可能会在《周末Wee Wow》节目中回答你的问题。
I just might answer your question on Wee Wow on the Weekend.
好的。
Okay.
我们走吧。
Let's go.
好的，Revei，当Mindy让我们变大后，我们应该像Dennis和Reggie巨兽一样大步踩踏。
Okay, Revei, when Mindy makes us giants, we should stomp around like Dennis and Reggie zillas.
或者我们可以种一棵巨大的豆茎，住在云朵里。
Or we should grow a giant beanstalk and live in the clouds.
或者我会改名叫Dennis Bunyan，去挖一条河，吃一大堆煎饼，然后把一只鞋捐给一位老奶奶，让她住进去。
Or I'll change my name to Dennis Bunyan and go dig a river and eat a bunch of pancakes and donate one of my shoes to an old lady so she can live in it.
感谢您收看本期的Wee Wow。
Thanks for joining us for this edition of Wee Wow.
我们的节目由露丝·莫里森和杰德·安德森编剧。
Our show is written by Ruth Morrison and Jed Anderson.
婴儿丹尼斯的角色由杰德·安德森饰演。
The role of baby Dennis is played by Jed Anderson.
那谁来扮演大丹尼斯呢？
Well, then who plays the role of big Dennis?
别管那么多。
Never you mind.
嘻嘻。
Tee hee.
原始音效设计和制作由亨利·莫斯库尔完成，杰德·安德森和泰勒·索尔也有贡献。
Original sound design and production is done by Henry Moskull with contributions from Jed Anderson and Tyler Thole.
WeeWow的原创音乐由泰勒·索尔作曲并演奏。
Original music for WeeWow is composed and performed by Tyler Thole.
特别感谢杰西卡·杰西卡·博迪、丽贝卡·卡班、娜塔莎·克兰德博士、肯尼·柯蒂斯、克里斯滕·杨、梅雷迪思·哈尔珀恩·兰泽、特威·麦克、乔迪·努斯鲍姆、阿里·帕克西马、盖伊·拉兹、琳达·罗森伯格、斯特芬·索萨、明迪·托马斯、安娜·扎戈尔斯基，以及TinkerCast总部的所有其他创意者。
Special thanks to Jessica Jessica Bodhi, Rebecca Caban, Doctor Natasha Crandall, Kenny Curtis, Kristen Yang, Meredith Halpern Ranzer, Twi Mack, Jody Nussbaum, Ali Paksima, Guy Raz, Linda Rothenberg, Steph Sosa, Mindy Thomas, Anna Zagorski, and all of the other tinkerers at TinkerCast HQ.
请务必访问tinkercast.com，成为Wowers世界组织的正式成员。
Be sure to visit tinkercast.com where you can become an official member of the World Organization of Wowsers.
了解即将举行的活动。
Learn about upcoming events.
购买我们的Wow商店商品。
Shop our Wow Shop.
找到我们最畅销的书籍，并了解Tinkercast推出的其他精彩播客。
Find our best selling books, and learn about all the other amazing podcasts from Tinkercast.
再次感谢您本周与我一起思考、动手、实验和探索。
Thanks again for thinking, tinkering, experimenting, and exploring with me this week.
请务必收听每周一播出的《Wow in the World》、每周五播出的《What's in a Wow》，以及周末播出的《WeeWow with Dennis》。
Be sure to check out episodes of Wow in the World on Mondays, two What's in a Wow on Fridays, and WeeWow on the Weekend with Dennis on the weekends.
记住，谁带来了惊喜？
And remember, who wows?
WeeWow。
WeeWow.
哦，亲爱的丹尼斯，WeeWow。
Oh, baby Dennis, WeeWow.
好的。
Alright.
我们带来惊奇。
We wow.
《Wow in the World》由Tinkercast制作，并由Wondery为您呈现。
Wow in the world was made by Tinkercast and sent to you by Wondery.
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